I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

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March 27th 2012 4:22 pm
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WARNINGS: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE ARE RATED-PG!!! 'PAWRENTAL GUIDEANCE ARE ADVISED! PUPSES WITH 'STRICTED DIETS MAY NOT WANNA READ THIS. 'DIS HAS BEEN A EBBY-SERVICE WARNING AND I'S WON'T BE HELD 'RSPONSIBLE IF YOU'S HAS A HEARTY-TACK AFTERING READING THIS! YOU'S HAS BEEN WARNEDED!


Guess what Ceel & me has for dinner last night! We's having the same stuffs again tonight. You's ready for this? Wells, Paw-Paw gave Mommy a 'packish of venison-beast burger (this are ground venison-beast meatz). Mommy don't eats venison so Paw-Paw told her to cook it for me & Ceel!!!
She put it in a pot wif a little bit of waters and cooked for us. Then to spoil us even mores, she scrambled one egg, it also comes from the ranch. You see, they has red cluckers (hens) that lay eggs. Paw-Paw always gives Mommy fresh eggs to bring homes. Any-yum...I's means...anywho, Mommy mixed half the scrambled egg in my bowl & half in Ceel's bowl. Then she added some ground venison-beast & our Taste Of The Wild kibble to our bowls!

...AND THAT PUPS IS WHAT'S FOR DINNER AT OUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

March 27th 2012 at 10:32 pm

OMD OMD! That sounds yummy!
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

March 27th 2012 at 11:03 pm

I wanna eat at yer house. Mama nefur maked me eggs er venison beast er nuffin.
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 4:30 am

We are All on our way to your place Ebby. How much of that stuff you got?
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 5:36 am

My drool is making a big river...sounds sooooo yummy!
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 5:57 am

I'm a droolin'! Sounds sooo good!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 6:44 am

WOW. You ladies are the luckiest pups in the WORLD.
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 7:24 am

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
Barked by: ♥Sophie Claire CGC (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 7:56 am

What lucky pups you and Ceely are Miss Ebby. I'm with Zoe, we all comin to your house!!!!!
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 9:31 am

I wanna come eat at your house!
Barked by: Buddy "Sweet Angel" (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 10:24 am

I love leftovers Ebby!!! :)
Barked by: Destiny (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 2:22 pm

OMD! Hey, since it's my birthday, how would you like a little company for dinner? I can be over at say 6:00? I don't know where you live but just open the window and let the aroma find my nose
Barked by: Missy CGC (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 5:19 pm

OMD! I am so jealous! It sounds amazing!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 5:56 pm

Ugh!!!! What has I dones! (Ebby scarf down her dinner quickly so as to not leave as single crumb in her bowl.) PUPS, YOU'S CAN COME VISIT BUT YOU'S CAN'T HAS NONES!!! I ARE ALL MINE AND IT ARE A-L-L GONE!!!!!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 6:55 pm

None left - now there is deversion if ever there was one to try to keep us hungry pups away. I'm sure Paw Paw will have more even if Ebby doesn't. With that, Coco grabs her dinner bowl and heads out the door without so much as a "good-bye" or "See you later" hops into her pink hummer and puts Ceel's and Ebby's address into her GPS, then roars down the road.
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 7:30 pm

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CEEL WE'S BEING INVADED!!!! QUICK BURY THE MEATZ, TREATS & STUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUICK!!!!!!!!! WE'S TRAINED FOR THIS!!! THIS ARE NOT A DRILL....I REPEAT...THIS ARE NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*And with that, Ceeley springs into action digging holes.*)
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

March 28th 2012 at 10:09 pm

BOL!! I'll reach Ebby long 'fore you does, Coco Rose... but Whitley will probably beat us all there-- she is the closest!!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

March 29th 2012 at 12:12 am

Coco pulls her pink hummer into the gas station and goes inside to use the pay phone (y'all remember what a pay phone is don't you?) and calls 911.

911 - what is your emergency?

I was driving by Ebony and Ceeley's home and smelled something terrible. Lots of fresh holes were dug up and I'm wondering if maybe there is some fowl play going on. You might want to go check it out and with that, Coco hangs up the phone, buys a bottle of water and gets back into her car. She then programs her GPS for Paw Paw's house as she laughs thinking that Ebony and Ceeley have probably eaten all of the venison-beast burger so why bother going there. Paw Paw on the other hand will still have plenty and if not, he is sure to have something yummy to eat and he's so nice that he would share with her.

Yup, I will just go see Paw Paw and hold up my sore paw and he will feel sorry for me, take me in and feed me. Ceeley and Ebony won't get anymore Vinison-beast burger because he will give it all to me. She then pulls her pink hummer onto the interstate and heads to Paw Paw's house.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

March 29th 2012 at 4:34 am

well that sounds very yummy and glad you two got to enjoy it!!! Can you ship some to me...BOL
Barked by: together us 2 (Dogster Member)

March 29th 2012 at 5:54 am

woooah.....NO FAIR!!!
we have gone on strict diets, momma says we will look like athletes this summer.. BLECH!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
we can scrounge up bus fare and can be there in time for dinner tomorrow?

 

Ebony Ursula


 

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