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Mommy is going to Hades Pups!

March 18th 2012 2:09 pm
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Pups I's told her overs & overs not to be wasteful but she don't listens! Mommy throwed away a perfectly good piece of meatz even though I's begged her to let me has it! "No Ebby, it has a funny smell & I think mold is growing on it. It is going in the trash." she said.

"It are perfectly fine Mommy! It's just been aged like you's wine. I wants it!" my beady-eyes pleaded with her as she walked to the trash with MY piece of meatz!

"I'm sorry little Gremlin but I'm throwing it out." she said as she dumped it in the trash.

Pups I's almost died...I's tells you I's almost DIED!!! I's starts hyperventilating and Mommy has to get on the floors and calms me downs. (Mommy here-it's true people, Ebby starting hyperventilating!) " Shhhh...Ebby, calm down...breath honey." she said as she rubs me head to calm me.

Every pup knows it area SIN to throw away perfectly good food 'specially meatz! Mommy are a sinful, sinful human! She are going to Hades pups and there are nuttin' I's can does 'bout it! I's going to heavens (cause everyone knows ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN) and Mommy are going to Hades!

 
Barked by: Lucian (Dogster Member)

March 18th 2012 at 2:36 pm

she tossed the meat.... *thud*
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

March 18th 2012 at 2:57 pm

OMD - what is the world coming to????
Barked by: Luna (Dogster Member)

March 18th 2012 at 3:18 pm

Humoms r so wasseful. I du nod no what da hek dey r finking. Du we care if der r a wittle bit ob gween stuff on it or eben if it r a wittle bit stinkey. We wike it dat wey. It makes it tase more bedder.

WHAT R TEY FINKING??? Yu culd have died hiperbentalating or sumping wike dat!!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

March 18th 2012 at 5:35 pm

Better than a nasty tummy ache Sweetie....
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

March 18th 2012 at 6:46 pm

Flicka's right, Ebby. I wouldn't want my special girl to get sick from an ucky piece of MEATZ. But your Momma COULD have given you some FRESH MEATZ!!!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 18th 2012 at 6:56 pm

Lucian-I's almos' went *thud* too!
Coco- I's thinks me world was coming to an end when I sawed
that roast falls into the trash!
Luna-Me thoughts 'sactly!
Flicka & Fizzy-Me has a caste-iron tummy! I's coulda taken on that 'aged' roast!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

March 19th 2012 at 5:13 am

when she went in the other room, you could have snagged it out of the can...
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

March 19th 2012 at 7:16 am

Oh the dogmanity! How could your momma do such a thing?
Barked by: Scooter Morris (Dogster Member)

March 19th 2012 at 8:16 am

I think next time your mom better make sure your not around, but I agree with Fizzy, you deserved a piece of good meatz!
Woof Woof, Scooter
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

March 19th 2012 at 8:20 am

She could have at least waited until you were not paying attention...but nah, you are prolly guarding the MEATZ™ zone furry carefurly...


so...
She should have given you another even yummier piece!


but believe it or not, that kind of thing goes on here once in a while, too...peeps, good grief they really are nutzo!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

March 19th 2012 at 9:44 am

Well, I heer dat Hades r bery nice in da Spwing :D

Dere r NO SUCH FING as bad MEATZ™. It r jus' nod poss'ble! (bol)
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

March 19th 2012 at 3:05 pm

I understand Ebby! I would have a fit too,seeing meatz go in the garbage ...Gma and Gpa won't feed me anything that they can't eat! Any questions, hits the can!
Just think, a trip trip to the Fur Doc for Tummy wouldn't be good???? Next time, tell Mom to cook the meatz for you before it's Funny! Volunteer to check the fridge everyday....
kisses,mazy
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 19th 2012 at 4:09 pm

Petey: Problem are I's too small to 'reesh into the trash &
I's too small to knocks over the can or 'trus me, I'S
WOULD HAVE!

Scooter & Jack: I's ALWAYS on the 'lert when Mommy goes into
the 'kishen & when she opens the fridge box
I's right there at her heels! No food's gonna
get pass this little black dog! Nopes...Not a
chance!!!

Zaidie: BOL, BOL!!!! I's thinks Mommy gonna burn in Hades to
trashing my roast-beast!

Mazy: I's tell you my iron-caste tummy coulda taken on that 'aged roast! I's tell you that roast was not 'funny either....I does NOT laugh when it went into the trash!
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

March 19th 2012 at 4:28 pm

My Dad does that all the time! Like seriously don't let it get bad just feed it to Missy and I.
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

March 19th 2012 at 7:54 pm

Well, I thinks ya coulda handled it -- Momma disagrees but she tells the story of the dumb bunny in the backyard in California and how she took the bassets inside to let the bunny escape. Then she let them out an hour later and THOUGHT that bunny got away......



.............until a week later she saw Delilah digging on the hillside and went to see whut she were up to-- she had a bunny haunch in her mouth.... aged to perfection!!

Momma made her give it up-- spoilsport!! Mommas don't understand the attraction of a well-aged piece of beast!!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 19th 2012 at 8:45 pm

Finally someone 'unnerstands! Thanks for the 'sport Finley! My weido Mommy is over heres laughing her fool head off at you's entry. Don't know what's so funny 'bout it...makes perfect sense to me.
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 19th 2012 at 8:51 pm

Hmmmmm...my brainy-brain are thinking bout what you's said Finley. I's doesn't 'trus humans with our meatz and I's has some 'spicions 'bout you's mama. I's thinks she kept Delilah's aged beast for herself! I's bet she stole it from Delilah and later ate it herself!!!

 

Ebony Ursula


 

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