I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

Skin & Bones...

June 17th 2011 10:43 am
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...that's what I's become...skin & bones! Oh woe is me's! I's so weak me thinks I's 'bout to faint!

Several moons ago when we's over at Auntie Letty's house, Mommy weighed me & happily informed me I lost one pound. As my pal Chipper would say, "What you so happy 'bout Woman?!!!" How could I's lost my pound?! Where is it?! It are mine & I wants it back! I's 'nuttin but skin & bones! Oh my round figure...my beautiful, beautiful round figure...where are thou?! Oh I's feels so faint & weak!

'Course, I's doesn't really unnerstand what it means when Mommy says I's lost a pound but it can't be good! It are MY pound...MINE...and I want it back! (Ebby looks over & sees Ceeley shaking her tush) "OMD...Ceel!!! You stole MY pound! I 'blieve that's MY pound on your tush! Give it back!!!"

 
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

June 17th 2011 at 6:10 pm

Aren't the female species supposed to be happy when they lose a pound or two? I know that growlmy would be! BOL!
Barked by: Wendy G

June 17th 2011 at 6:15 pm

BOL, Fweckles!!! Yeah, Ebby, whut da heck r go on here???
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

June 17th 2011 at 6:23 pm

There is something stealing pounds from us pups, Ebony. My vet tells momma I have lost some pounds and I need to find them and put them back! Maybe we should search together for our lost pounds.
Barked by: Miller (Dogster Member)

June 17th 2011 at 6:30 pm

Ebby, I think I found your pound, or two! BOL! Momma says im getting fatso!!! I look likes a football whatever that is.
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

June 17th 2011 at 8:09 pm

Billiante idea Abby! I's gonna form a search posse to find my pound. I needs pups with good sniffers to help me find my pound!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

June 17th 2011 at 8:20 pm

Sleek is GOOD... Slim is good........give a little leeway for an extra treat.

See the positive side !!!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

June 17th 2011 at 9:26 pm

Has you called the police, Ebby, and reported it missing?

Maybe you should call the Texas Rangers... after all, their motto is One Riot, one Ranger, so they should easily find one pound!!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

June 17th 2011 at 9:58 pm

BOL Finley!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

June 17th 2011 at 10:34 pm

HD looks at Ebby..........Wooooohoooooo and Arrooooooo Ebby, you lookin good girl!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

June 17th 2011 at 10:37 pm

EBBY! OMD! I dunno where your pound went, but I know how you can get it back! TREATS! Treats treats treats and MORE TREATS!!!! Momma told me once that she found some pounds from eating too many treats! So start begging!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

June 17th 2011 at 11:53 pm

Fizzy you so smart! Mommy gimme me treats!
Barked by: Louie (Dogster Member)

June 17th 2011 at 11:58 pm

i've got a pound for sale cheap! i'll sell it to you for two big bags of treats! i'm packing it up right now and putting it in a box for you, Ebby!
heh heh....waiting to see if my plan works........
Barked by: Josephine (Dogster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 12:50 am

an entire pound? Wow, this is grand theft - I know where it is.. But psssss, you got to do it at night, ok? Listen carefully. The humans always put the pounds in the fridge! Trust me, I have seen many of them. You got to open the door somehow and then go get that pound out!
Sending you many pounds of love, Jojo and sonja
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 2:02 am

OOOhhhh...you's on to sumfin Josephine! But I's can't 'rish the handle cus I's too small. Oh what to do, what to do!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 2:08 am

Oh and Louie I's innerested in that cheap pound you's got for sale but TWO bags of treats?! That's highway robbery! Mommy says I's a tight-wad when it comes to my treats. Now I's doesn't know what that means but woulds you take a half eaten dog biscuit? If yes, I's gonna go steal it from Ceel!
Barked by: Missy CGC (Dogster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 2:18 am

I feel you Ebby. Monty always stays a steady 46lbs but, I lost 13lbs shortly after we moved. The vet says he thinks I need some of them back but, they aren't coming back no matter how hard I try to find them. Mommy says she wishes she could lose 13lbs in a month though. I think I will take the 13lbs from Mommy that way she is happy and I get my 13lbs back.

All I know is I know for sure Monty doesn't have my 13lbs. He has always been skinny and pure muscle since I was 9 weeks old and he doesn't think I need to find those 13lbs either. I guess I stepped on him one to many times...
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 2:25 am

Wow Missy, you lost a whole Ebby!
Barked by: Missy CGC (Dogster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 4:56 am

I know the stairs and bigger yard which means more running which has made me more muscle and less blubber as Dad calls it.
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 6:46 am

I don't know where your pound is - momma says I need to lose 1 or 2 but I am not losing my pounds, I am holdin' on to them tight! Hope that pound thief don't make it up to the metroplex and steal my poundses away!

 

Ebony Ursula


 

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