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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

Abandoned to fend for ourselves!

May 23rd 2011 7:24 pm
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Oh woe is me's! Oh the crueltly! Oh sush inhumanity...and pups her name is MOMMY!!! That's right friends, it has jus been brought to mine & Ceel's 'tention that Mommy, Paw-Paw & Auntie Letty are goings off this week to some place called the Grand Canyon & me, Ceel & Goose (Paw-Paw's doxie dog) are gonna be left behind to fend for ourselves! You heard me right, we's gonna be dumped out at the ranch with Goose for 5 days. Oh woe is me...where shall I's goes...what shall I's does?! Who's gonna feeds me & mos' 'portantly...WHO GONNA GIVE ME MY TREATS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I'll show her! I's gonna resorts to me stray-dog days! I'll live on birds! I once caught & killed the bird of peace (a dove) and I plans to does it again if I get the chance! As the Great Master (and Rinky) as me witness...Ebony Ursula Gonzalez Alpha Dog will not go hungry! I will survive Mommy's cruelty!

Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 7:37 pm

Ebby I don't think your going to starve while your Mommy is away. They probably will have someone come and check on you guys to make sure you have food and water and give you each a treat.

Now if you don't go causing any trouble while your Mommy, Paw Paw and Aunt Letty are gone you may get even more treats then you regularly would for being such a good girl.

Plus maybe those poor birdies are just like you guys all left alone to fend for themselves and now here you are killing them. You wouldn't want them to do that to you. So why do that to them silly Ebby?

I do hope they have fun at the Grand Canyon. My Mommy says it is beautiful there.
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 7:59 pm

Ebby, I doesn' sees yer mama, paw-paw, an Aunt Letty jus' leafin you to fend fur yerselfs. AND I knows dey not jus' gonna leafs foods out fur you. Dey mus' has somebody gonna come an takes care of you er maybe paw-paw will has somebody stay at his house wif you.

To Ebby mama, paw-paw & Aunt Letty,

Barked by: Josephine (Dogster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 8:42 pm

oh man.. poor you. I am sure your mom is coming back very soon. I know - trust me - she totally loves you :o)
Woofs, Jojo and sonja
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 8:45 pm

Ebby! OMD - Mom laughed and told me straight to my Papillon nose she was going to the same place in exactly 3 weeks. WTW?

And that I wasn't invited! *thud*

I'm gonna start stashing food around the house and yard starting right now.
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 9:05 pm

I think you only heard the 'not going along' part and the rest got lost in the depths of your shock...but I am sure your Momma would not evfur leave you all alone. I am sure there will be a doggy sitter to make sure you are OK and get fed and stuff...
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 9:32 pm

Oh, deary, your Mommy has surely made arrangements fur your care and treats! You're a silly pup to worry so much!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 10:07 pm

Why can't you and Ceeley go to the Grand Canyon with the humans? Puffy and I went with momma and daddy and had a great time. There is even a motel right down the road that is dog friendly and had the most comfortable beds with lots of pillows to lay your head on. And the best thing of the motel was that right out the door is lots of grass for us to do our business on.
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 10:34 pm

That's what I tol' her Coco! I barked to her, "But Coco & Puffy's pawrents took them! Why can't we's go!" She said, "Ebby Gremlin, we are flying to Phoenix then renting a car & driving to Flagstaff. You kids are staying here & that's that!" Meanie!!!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2011 at 12:57 am

Must be an epidemic of Momma meanness or sumthin'-- my Momma's been running around like a chicken with her head cut off the past week. I was afraid she was gonna forget my birthday and I think she mighta if Whit's Momma hadn't reminded her.... and now she and Daddy and Whit's Momma are going go to Hahvard for Whit's momma's graduation and we is gonna get left home... boo!!

(Although we aren't gonna be left to fend for ourselves... they is afraid we would destroy the place if they did that.. BOL!!)
Barked by: Lucy (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2011 at 1:53 am

Ebby I'm sure your Mommy made arrangements for a doggy sitter. She would never leave you, Ceely and Goose to fend for yourselves.
Make sure you Mommy brings you treats from her travels!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2011 at 3:13 am

ut oh, this isn't good. But I don't think they are leaving you all by yourselves, but just in case have them send you guys to my house, we'll have fun!
Barked by: Cathey U

May 24th 2011 at 5:13 am

Yeah, but isn't your Paw-Paw's the place with all the venison beast?
This will work! Just be sure you can get to the Meatz™. You are a survivor, you'll be fine.
Hey! We can all come over and have a Ginormous Pawty!
Howz that sound?
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2011 at 6:47 am

Great idea Zoe! Ebby, we can all bring our foodz and treatz and pawty all day long..................
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2011 at 11:36 am

BOl! Road kill on a that sounds 'licious! Oh and we's could roll 'round on the dead critters & there's noones to give us a bath! Whoo-who!!!
Barked by: Wyoming 6/21/99-3/6/11 (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2011 at 12:24 pm

Awww Ebby you know your Momma would never ever leave you to fend for yourself. I love the idea of a party at the venison beast ranch though..... I will be there in spirit. :)
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2011 at 1:09 pm

I's 'spose you's right Wyoming, but the more hissy-fits I throws, the more stuffs I gets! BOL!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2011 at 8:56 pm

My momma abandoned me too to go to some kinda graduamuation or somethings.
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

May 24th 2011 at 9:16 pm

Yeah, there has been a epidemic of Texas Momma Meanness....

Watch out pups-- it's spreading!!!!!!!!!!!
Barked by: Molly Morris (Dogster Member)

May 25th 2011 at 7:34 am

Oh no Ebby, I been hearing my momma and Ms Lou Ann and Ms Susie talking about Vegas and The Grand Canyon! Why are all our pawrents leaving us for this Grand Canyon! It must be an evil place that takes pawrents aways from us furs! I think we should start a protest or something Ebby!
Woof Woof, Molly
Barked by: Sophie Bean Schnoodle (Dogster Member)

May 25th 2011 at 2:57 pm

I can't believe how cruel you are being treated. I am going out to hunt for squirrel and then I will send it your way. Just make sure you share. I have my eye on a really fat squirrel.
Barked by: Sophie Bean Schnoodle (Dogster Member)

May 25th 2011 at 2:59 pm

I can't believe how cruel you are being treated. I am going out to hunt for squirrel and then I will send it your way. Just make sure you share. I have my eye on a really fat squirrel.
Barked by: Olive (1997-2011) (Dogster Member)

May 26th 2011 at 7:34 am

Staying at a ranch sounds fun to me! When I was alive and the pawrents went on a trip, we used to go to a ranch. It was so much fun. Sometimes I would wander around and not even greet my pawrents when they came back. That's how much fun I was having and my way of telling them not to leave me anymore!


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