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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

My Cousin Goose~The Wanna-Be-Wrestler

April 13th 2011 7:54 pm
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Well friends, Mommy got another big scare this past weekend. Where shall I beguns...well we went to spend the weekend with our Paw-Paw & his dog, whom I call 'Goose' (his 'ficial name is Jasper but he waddles when he walks so Mommy & me's call him Goose). Anywho, the food there was 'wunnerful! Paw-Paw told Mommy "There's a brisket in the fridge. It's been there two days & since I forgot to cover it, it's probably a bit dried out. Why don't you give some to the grand-kids?" (That's what he calls us-his grand-kids! BOL!)

"YES, YES, YES!!!!" I's could hardly contain meself! I just LOVES, LOVES my Paw-Paw! That day for dinner, Ceel & me's each got a bowl of brisket cut into small pieces! I's still dreamin' 'bout it!

Anywho, what was I's talkin' 'bout for I gots sidetracked....oh yes, Goose tried to killed me! (Prolly cause I ate his brisket!)The follow day, Goose was asleep on the couch. Paw-Paw was fixin' to go out the door. Goose hears him & wakes up. I's happens to be sittin' pretty on the floor by the couch mindin' my own 'biness when suddenly Goose, 'The Wanna-be-Wrestler', comes flyin' thru the air outta nowhere and lands on top of me! I let out a yelp, "OUCH!!!" and Mommy comes flying to see if I's hurted. "Oh my gosh! Ebby!!!" she yells. I could see worry in her eyes. I gets up limping & pouting. Mommy is beside herself 'wunnering if I's hurt me back. She massages my ouchy legs & watches me closely. After 'bout 15 minutes I's stops limping & 'pear to be alright. Mommy still worried & keeps a close eye on me. She's not mad at Goose cause it was a 'waxident, but she scared his wrestler move may have injured me back again. After several hours of watching me, she finally stops worrying as everything 'pears to be alright.

Not to worry friends, Ebony Ursula Gonzalez is one tough doggie biscuit!

Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

April 13th 2011 at 8:07 pm

BOL! One tough doggie biscuit!! That made me and Momma giggle! But boy I'm glad you're ok!
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

April 13th 2011 at 8:40 pm

Yes, you's tough, but gotta watch that back! Glad you got sum brisket!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

April 13th 2011 at 8:47 pm

Brisket??? Yummmmmmmmmy!! There's nothin' like Texas barbeque, is there, Ebby????

Sorry Goose the Moose landed on you-- watch out for flying elephants!! BOL!!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

April 13th 2011 at 9:00 pm

BOL!!! Finley! That's Goose's new wrestler name-Goose the Moose! BOL! Love it!!!
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

April 13th 2011 at 11:08 pm

Whew, sound like you had a close call. Glad youse ok. Finley is funny--Goose da Moose and flyin elephants. BOL
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

April 13th 2011 at 11:21 pm

Hope your back is ok. Maybe you can try convicing your momma that more brisket would solve any problems. I don't think there's a problem brisket can't solve!
Barked by: Doo - My Sweet Angel (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2011 at 2:57 am

Glad you didn't injure your back again. You'd have to go for those non-ouchy needles. :o(
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2011 at 3:42 am glad that you are ok, need to watch out for flying Goose the Moose!!
Barked by: Cathey U

April 14th 2011 at 4:16 am

Petey, Goose the Moose! Bol! I can just see him in his wrassler outfit!
Glad you are alright now Ebby!
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2011 at 4:45 am

OUCH! Your momma was right to watch you to make sure Goose the moose did not reinjure your back. Glad you are one tough little doggy.
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2011 at 7:44 am

That Goose gave you a flying body drop. My pal Atley and I are a tag-team, maybe we could use Goose.

We're sure glad that you're okay. Nothing a little more brisket can't cure.
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2011 at 9:54 am

Ebby.. you are tough... all will be well !

The brisket padding will have helped save you !
Barked by: Wyoming 6/21/99-3/6/11 (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2011 at 12:28 pm

Glad you are ok Ebby that was a close call. Maybe Goose the Moose was trying to squeeze his brisket right back out of you? Just happy no one was hurt and you got to keep that brisket inside you.
Barked by: NINA (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2011 at 12:41 pm


The way you described Goose the Moose
flying thru the air outta nowhere made
us die laughing (almost 'cause we're
still alive)!

But, seriously, we're so glad you're
okay, Ebonita!

Be careful of flying Gooses, pal!
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2011 at 2:59 pm

Ebby- so glad you weren't hurt! Goose is a little clumsey???? Like a moose on a rampage????? The brisket was an awesome Surprise! So glad you had a Great Time! Kiss Ceeley for us too... and all the kitties if they will let you...
kisses, mazy,baby and precious
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2011 at 4:02 pm

That was so scary fur you and your Mommy!
Glad you are OK.
Stay out of Moose's way...if that is possible! BOL!
I agree, too...go and have some brisket!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2011 at 6:59 pm

Thanks friends! I's okay. Whitley you's right, the brisket 'prolly saved me life! Like Flicka said, all that brisket padding helped absorb the blow! Angel Wyoming I has my 'spicions that Goose was tryin' to get that brisket back one way or the other! Bol! 'Tag team'...Riley you cracks me up! BOL!
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2011 at 8:22 pm

Goose the Moose I like it! BOL! Glad to hear you are okay Ebby. Missy does that same thing to me and Grandma's terriers but, I am willing to bet Missy is bigger then Goose.
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

April 15th 2011 at 8:57 am

HD giggles, moose-the-goose, flyin elephants, Ebby the tough doggie biscuit! Wow, a whole bowl of Paw-Paws brisket! Glad you are OK Ebby girl!


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