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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

My Mommy Doesn't Loves Me!

February 16th 2011 7:04 pm
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That's right pups, Mommy doesn't loves me at all! Lotta you's gets human cheeseburgers on you's special days & I's never gotted one! NEVER Mommy, not EVER has you's taken me's to 'Booger King or 'McMonald's for a burger! You's doesn't love me 'nuff! (sniff, sniff) WHY OH WHY DOESN'T MY MOMMY LOVES ME 'NUFF!!!!

Barked by: Cathey U

February 16th 2011 at 7:40 pm

Ebby, I need to be in that "no cheeseburger" club too. Nothing here, never even been to a magic window place.
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

February 16th 2011 at 7:56 pm

I got a chicken nugget once at the magic window of food. But Ebby, I ain't allowed NOTHING good. No chicken, no cheese, no treats....NOTHING. Just the same food day in and day out. Your Momma at least gives you moo beast and venison beast!

Wait...if your Momma gives you some stuff and MY Momma gives me nothing....OMD, WHAT IF MY MOMMA DOESN'T LOVE ME???
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

February 16th 2011 at 8:13 pm

Oh, dear, You will have to give her your big sad eyes treatment!
I hope you find some cheeseburger or other even more yummy treat coming your way, soon!

Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

February 16th 2011 at 8:29 pm

Darling Girl... we dont get them either.

McThing is a banned word in this house ..... and BK isnt far behind.

You are not alone... and we know you are loved as we are too !

Hey lady.. you get VENISON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We would LOVE the chance of theat .. so would Mum.. she LOVES it.

Swap venison for burgerwotsit......... NEVERRRRRRRRRR !!!!!!!
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

February 16th 2011 at 8:47 pm

Youse momma needs to get you a cheesebooger, STAT! :o) But I'm pretty sure she loves you tons even without a cheesebooger.
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

February 16th 2011 at 8:59 pm

Gotta agree with Fizzy & Flicka! You is one lucky pup to get that venison!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

February 16th 2011 at 9:08 pm

Yes but I's wants a burger TOO!!!! And Jack, I's only gots small beady eyes!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

February 16th 2011 at 9:11 pm

I's still thinks is being neglected!
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

February 16th 2011 at 9:30 pm

Ebby, Yer mama loves you LOTS! You gets moo beast an venison beast,lotsa treats, car rides an visits to paw-paw. Cheezeburgers is jus' nas'y junk foods. Yer mama gives you foods da's good fur you. Junk foods is not good fur pups.
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

February 17th 2011 at 12:20 am

I don't get cheeseburgers but I do get my ground beef everyday. It's pretty yummy.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

February 17th 2011 at 3:13 am

Yep, I don't get any of that either, makes my stomach upset but I would love to taste it!!!
But I know your Mommy loves you so so much!!!
Barked by: Chipper (Dogster Member)

February 17th 2011 at 4:00 am

Ebby, you think that's bad?!? Once my Papa gave me a Bacon McBiscuit. Yes, the WHOLE THING!!!! Mom saw me take it from his hand and she jumped up and pulled it out of my mouth and threw it in the trash!!! Then, she opened my mouth up with her kung fu grip and brushed all of the crumby goodness out of my mouth and off my lips. Now THAT is a sign that she doesn't love me. Isn't that the meanest?!?
Barked by: Buddy Morris (Dogster Member)

February 17th 2011 at 6:48 am

Oh Ebby that is just awful I think you deserve it just once a good juicy cheeseburger, maybe you could get Zaidie to come pick you up since he can drive and take you to get one!
Woof woof, Buddy
Barked by: Wendy G

February 17th 2011 at 7:25 am

I be wite ober, Ebby!!! I will nod stop da car in case yur Momma r watchin', so yu need WUN FAST an' jump in, 'kay??? :D
Barked by: Wyoming 6/21/99-3/6/11 (Dogster Member)

February 17th 2011 at 9:18 am

Can't belive you never got a mcburger :( They in no way measure up to venison beast but still it's fun to be naughty once in a while and indulge in the wickedness of Mickey D's. We will have to sneak you some gift certificates then your Mom has got to take you! :)
Barked by: Katie L

February 17th 2011 at 10:31 am

Oh. My. Dog.
This is a travesty.
What's it gonna set your Mom back? 99cents?
If you send me your address, I'l mail you 99 cents, and you can go get one on your own, but the drive thru windows don't understand "dog."


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