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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!
I's Gonna be Rich!!!February 6th 2011 5:42 pm[ View A Comments (21) ] Rich I's tell you! Mommy gettin' her stuffs together to go do her taxes & she promised to give me's $20 from her tax 'turn. I's gets to get whatevers I wants with me $20! Treat isle here I's comes! Now, I's doesn't know what a tax 'turn is or even how much $20 is but I's doesn't care! I just knows I's can trade in the $20 piece of paper for whatever I wants! I's plans on takin' ALL the jerky treats from Petsmart & hoarding them in my pantry vault! I can't waits...I just can't waits!!!!
You are very lucky! I have understood money ever since I was a puppy. Mommy would give the nice folks at Burger King green paper, and I got burgers. I think the green paper is useless except maybe for ripping up, but the humans love it. This is why you can get delicious burgers in exchange for stupid green paper. A dog would never be dumb enough to give up a burger for green paper, but us dogs have sense. Oh I knows what you mean Demon, Mommy always guarding her green paper like it's 'worf sumfin'! Woooooooooooow...Ebby, you're the luckiest pup in the WORLD! 20 WHOLE DOLLARS? I mean, I don 't know nothing about numbers and stuff, but that sure SOUNDS like a lot! Oh it is Fizzy...I's just knows it is! I think I's sumfin' called a millenar'! WWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!! And you are worth 20 more million zillion trillion ! Have FUN ! Demon Flash Bandit is one smart pup! A piece of green paper with $20 printed on it gets a buncha stuff outta the humans! You is one lucky pup! Enjoy! You are going to be going all nut in the treat aisle! Warn me ahead of time so I can get out of your way! BOL! Lucky you, though! Is Ceeley going to get some green paper, too? Woot! Ebby is gonna be rich! You can buy the whole durn store with your 20 dolares. Youse RICH!! How 'citin! I finded a green paper wif a 20 on it, one time. Mama was furry happy wif me. (Ebby rolls her beady eyes) Oh Jack, Ceel is so weird! Guess what she told Mommy she wants instead of $20? Come on Guess! She wants her own Potty Patch! Can you 'bleives it?! Well, that might be a usefur thing, but not fun to eat...and boring...to me anyways! BOL! Is she THAT practical? Woofs! Not 'pactical Jack, just weird. Tee, hee...little does she know she's only gonna be able to use it when Mommy's not home. I bet you are gonna get tons of delicious treats!! Enjoy them!! wow..you are going to be able to get all kinds of good stuff! YAY!!! Wonder if Mom would do that for me? Their some tax turn here too sometimes but mom never gave us $20.00 just for us ! But if we calculate what we cost her in a year hum...hum...We will stay quiet for the $20.00...BOL BOL OMD Ebby a whole 20 dollars???!!! You sure are one lucky pup. Wish I could get Mom to give me my own $20 bucks from her tax return. If I was that rich I think I would head for the people food store and trade that green paper for a nice big juicy steak all my own. yummmmm. Enjoy your shopping spree Ebby and be sure to tell us all 'bout the good stuff you buy with it. :) Ebbey give us a heads up so we can get our treats before you clean them out, ok. Have funs :D Ebby! Great plan... gets All the treats and toys ya can... hide 'em... so you don't have to share! xoxoxoxoxo baby and mazy Mommy exchanges the green paper for all kinds of good stuff for Missy and I. I get treats, toys and bones galore. When Mommy use to work for Petsmart she would take me there for baths on her slow days and then take me to lunch and I would get a burger. It was super delicious and one heck of a deal. Mommy says that green paper doesn't grow on trees though which I find hard to believe because I heard on the television that paper comes from trees. BOL! Monty you's makes so much sense! Green paper does grow on trees Mommy! I know! Mommy makes Missy and I watch the History Channel when she is at work so we learned about paper and so Mommy is wrong. Green paper does grow on trees, she must just have a black thumb. I mean she did kill the Bonzai tree in the backyard. Good thing Missy and I aren't plants or I would be very scared. |
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February 6th 2011 at 5:52 pm