I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

I has a serious problem!

January 24th 2011 5:25 pm
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No pups, it's not with me back. It's much, MUCH worse! Where shall I beguns...it all beguns yesterday when Mommy was giving Ceel & me's our evening treats. As you's all knows, I LOVE my treats! Me favorites is the dried jerky treats. I'S LOVES THEMS the mostest, 'specially the dried 'quackers (duck breast) & the chicken (or as Ernie George called them "chiggen") tender snacks. I's has several bags of them along with other treats in my pantry vault. Anywho, I's could barely contain meself when Mommy pulling one outta the bag. "Gimme, gimme, gimme!!!" I's begged. I's get it meself but I don't have thumbs! BOL!!!

"Ebby, calm down," said Mommy, "Why do you loves these things SOOO much?" She read the 'gredients on the bag. "Chicken breast & vegetable glycerin...hmmm...no wonder." she said. Then she sniff em' and that's when me gets worried!!! "Wow, they actually smell like chicken." she said.

"Course they's does, Mommy, its chicken! Now gimme my treat, its MINE!!! Gimme, gimme, gimme, its MINE! You can't has NONES...its MINE!!! Gimme, gimme, gimme it's MINE!!!" Finally, after HOURS & HOURS or maybe DAYs of pleading, she finally gave it to me. "Oh my gosh Ebby, calm down! I'm not gonna eat your treat!" she said.

Now I's so worried! Can Mommy be trusted 'round my treats?! If she eats one, I'll just die I tell you...I's just DIE!!!!!

 
Barked by: Buddy Morris (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2011 at 5:42 pm

Oh Ebby yous does gots yourfur a problem! My thinking is to do the reverse physcology on her....act like you don't like it so much and maybe she will think they are yuck then run and eat it when she gives it to you.
Good luck with that my little friend!
Woof Woof, Buddy
Barked by: Wendy G

January 24th 2011 at 5:51 pm

Or mabbe rent a safe deposit box at da bank an' keep dem dere! Dem yur Mommy will nod be able tu ged at dem cuz YU, Ebby, will be in charge ob da key!!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2011 at 6:12 pm

Hmmmmmm...Zaidie, you's a genius! I's could bury the key where Mommy can't find it!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2011 at 6:16 pm

And put the key in a secret pocket that you have in your collar...only you can access it, and then you can get at the key whenfur you need some of them treats...and not even Ceeley will be able to have at them! BOL! I think you can find those kinds of collars in the luggage dept, where they sell security belts & junk like that...
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2011 at 7:20 pm

BOL BOL BOL!! Oh Ebby!! You're just TOO much!! I think your treats are safe!
Barked by: Cathey U

January 24th 2011 at 7:40 pm

And watch out for those sneaky kitty cats! One more thing to worry about!
Save the Chiggen Snacks!
Barked by: ♥ Penny Ann, My Angel (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2011 at 8:27 pm

Oh, Ebby! I have a furbulous idea! How 'bouts ya hide your treats at MY house! *wink, wink* BOL! ::D~
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2011 at 9:00 pm

Problem with keys is you need thumbs fur those too! Guess you just gotta rely on the humom!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2011 at 9:35 pm

I always worry that the humans will change their mind and take my treats after they gives them to me... and Momma says... "Finley, I am the one who gave you the treat... if I wanted it, I wouldn't have given it to YOU...."

But ya never know... they might just change their mind!!!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 24th 2011 at 10:23 pm

You cannot trust those humans around your treats. A couple years ago, momma had a Halloween party and one of her classmates ate my treats!!!! I have not seen momma eat them, but I always hide under the table when I get them just in case.
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 12:26 am

Don' worry Ebby. My mama taked a bite of a few doggie treats (BY ACCIDENT-don't forget to mention I was distracted, lil Bear) an she always say YUCK, BLECH, an ICK den she brushes her teefies an gargles. Peeples jus' don' 'preciate good treats like us puppers.
Barked by: Lucy (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 2:38 am

Ebby I think your treats are safe. Your Momma just wanted to make sure they were safe for you to eat.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 3:22 am

BOL...oh Ebby that is a serious problem...I would keep a close eye on Momma though...
Barked by: Pookah (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 10:26 am

Keep an eye on your mommy Ebby!
Barked by: ♥Sophie Claire CGC (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 11:47 am

Ebby, member please, your momma buys the treats! Now if you want to share with her, lets see what kind of a face she makes after she eats one. LOL
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 1:38 pm

NO, NO Sophie, I's doen't wanna 'share' with her! They's MY treats I's tell you...ALL MINE!!! MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 5:22 pm

I hear you and understand completely how you feel. Since there might be a treat shortage should your momma decide to start eating them, why not take Ceeley's treat away from her?

I take Puffy's treats all the time. Momma will give us each two treats and I will immediately run over and take one of his and eat it, then I run back to see if he ate the other treat. If not, I take that one too - BOL He doesn't take treats away from me because he knows better - BOL

Coco Rose
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 6:22 pm

BOL ROSE! Don'ts think I's hasn't tried, but Ceel is no Rinky, (may she rest in peace)! I's used to steal Rinky's treats alla time. It was like taking candy (or in our case, 'treats') from a puppy. Ceel, on the other paw, is just like me, if not worser'! Mommy says I's finally met me match!
Barked by: Wyoming 6/21/99-3/6/11 (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2011 at 1:49 pm

Ebby just be sure to sniff your Momma's breath everytime she comes out of the pantry vault just to be sure.....
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

January 28th 2011 at 3:38 pm

Silly Ebby! I have shared my treats with my Mommy and Daddy once. They said "Smells like chicken and chicken is the only ingredient." So they broke off a piece and tried a bite, they said not their type of thing. Now I no longer worry about Mommy and Daddy stealing my treats. Now Missy on the other hand I got to keep an eye on her.
Barked by: Sophie Bean Schnoodle (Dogster Member)

January 30th 2011 at 8:39 am

That is a serious problem. Keep an eye on your Mommy, them treats are like potato chips...you just can't eat one. Before you know it your Mommy could eat the whole bag the you going hop on your bike to go to the store to get more.

 

Ebony Ursula


 

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