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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!


April 16th 2010 4:38 pm
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I was dog-dreaming the other day 'bout what it would be like to have a human job. You pups ever wonder 'bout things like that? Anywho, I's a intelectual dog so I sometimes ponder 'bout these things. Even though I enjoy my career as a watch-dog, I can't help but wonder what it would be like to have a human job. My DREAM job would be to work as a dishwasher at a steakhouse restaurant! I just knows, in my hearty heart that this is the most aspired position in any restuarant. I would wash those dishes clean with my tongue & eat all the left-over steak! Ahhh...I do have such BIG dreams...

Anywho, what 'bout the rest of you pups~if you could have any human job, what would it be & why?

Barked by: Cathey U

April 16th 2010 at 4:46 pm

Whoa, I am so right there with you Ebony!
Great job!
Barked by: Angel Sandra Marie (Dogster Member)

April 16th 2010 at 5:29 pm

Boy Ebby that is a tough one..but I sure like your "Dream Job"
Barked by: Millie (Dogster Member)

April 16th 2010 at 5:44 pm

Ooh...great job Ebby!!! I think I would make a good physical therapist. I would have the peeps hold on to a tuggy toy and I could pull on it to help them with their exercises! I could do that all day!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

April 16th 2010 at 6:03 pm

I could be a taste tester...who knows what yummy stuff would come my way...BOL!Quality control might be another see how stong items were when subjected to my iron strength jaws! Oh, I know a meat grinder!!!
Barked by: Lucy (Dogster Member)

April 16th 2010 at 6:27 pm

I would be Mr. JackFreckels quality control assisstant.
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

April 16th 2010 at 8:54 pm

I'm still a puppy. I don't think like you do. Maybe someday.
Barked by: Wendy G

April 17th 2010 at 9:04 am

Yeah, sumfing in da fudz industwy wood be my kinda job, bud I also WUFF tu pway fetch wif da tennis ball an' I r geddin' bedder at bwingin' it back, tu!! I wunder where I cood du dat fur a wivin'!!?
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2010 at 10:06 am

Zaidie, you could retrieve the tennis balls at Wimbledon or someplace like that, when they miss hitting them or when they go out of bounds. That would save the humans from doing all that tiresome running! What more could a doggy want, but playing fetch for a living/! BOL!
Barked by: Wendy G

April 17th 2010 at 10:37 am

Fweckles, yu r a GEEENIUS!!! Dat r perfek!! Fanks!!!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2010 at 4:45 pm

I think I could be the taste-tester at the steak restaurant - make sure those steaks are all good and yummy before they go out to the peoples!
Barked by: Wyoming 6/21/99-3/6/11 (Dogster Member)

April 21st 2010 at 11:27 am

That is a wonderful dream job Ebby. All those plates and all the leftovers. Sounds like canine heaven to me. I think my dream job would be being the mascot of some professional sports team! I dream of entering the field or arena and everyone getting on their feet and cheering as I make my way to the middle of the field or court. Maybe they would even throw hot dogs to me... now that would be a job! BOL


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