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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!


March 11th 2010 6:36 pm
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I was reading over the comments left on my last diary entry and have 'cited to take my pal Demon's 'vice. I said that if anyone tried to pinch me this St. Paddy's Day, I would 'fend myself by biting them back! I've thought 'bout it & I don't want Mommy to get 'suited cause of me and I DEFINATELY don't want get 'rested by the dog-catchers & taken downtown! For this reason I am gonna follow my pal Demon's 'vice.

He said that instead of biting the pinchers, I should have them 'rested for 'saulting me! I will NOT...let me repeat...WILL NOT be pinched this St. Paddy's Day!!!

DID YOU HEAR ME HUMAN PINCHERS?!!! Ebony Schipperke Gonzalez WILL NOT be pinched! And if you try to pinch me on my tushy or cheeky, I will have Mommy
call the human catchers (police) on you & you will be taken to human pound (jail) & possibly put to sleep for 'saulting me!!! Demon, do they put humans to sleep for 'saulting a dog? It's only fair~they put us dogs to sleep for biting~they should do the same to humans for hurting us!!!

Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

March 11th 2010 at 7:08 pm

Oooooo, that's a good idea-- both my Mom and Dad are lawyers, so if anyone pinches me, I will sue them!
Barked by: Millie (Dogster Member)

March 11th 2010 at 8:04 pm

Mom stole my post again...Grrrr!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

March 11th 2010 at 9:00 pm

No one should be salting or peppering you.
Barked by: Lucy (Dogster Member)

March 13th 2010 at 4:08 pm

Ebby my mama is like Millie's mama...she says you're so cute and irresistible that she would pinch you in a nanosecond, but I won't let her. I don't want mama to be arrested...
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

March 16th 2010 at 9:00 pm

My mama agrees that if peoples hurts doggies, they should be put to sleep. It's only fair.
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

March 16th 2010 at 9:00 pm

OOOppps, and kitties too. If peoples hurts kitties or doggies, they should be put to sleep.


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