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The Food Bowl

I haven't been here in a while!

Hey, and welcome to my food bowl! I haven't been on in a long time, but don't worry! I am back, back, back! My sis Sarah asked me to post a food bowl entry about my future, she gonna give me her next rawhide bone! Yeahhhh so here is my future plans! (The things i do for food)

Okay so i plan to start a business called Rykr Is Awesome And Sisters Are Boring Co. It is very super awesome company where we make dog treats. I know what you are thinking, why not make human food, but MY dog treats taste just like human food! Take that humans! Ha! I would also like to marry a light brown Border Collie because they are so pretty and if i wasn't fixed i would want to have five pups, Jerico, Munzer, Rontu, Sacaguea, and Plovert. Awesome names right, don't tell me! (Oh and my wife would be named Emma, because it is also pretty)

Hmmm, what else...oh yeah! I would like to live in HUGE doghouse with a hot tub (with no soap), a no cholorine pool, and i superly cool mud pool! Oh yeah! It would also be superly awesome is i somehow became a greyhound and joined the greyhound racing. It has always been a dream. And i would like all the food in the world, including all the rawhide bones! I would never, EVER, EVER take a bath again. Well, their you have it. And Sarah better give me my bone! Read on later!

A Lazy Day

Hi, an welcome to my food bowl! Today was SO boring! All i did all day was lay by the door, and went outside to make my dirt! What a day! We didn't even go to the dog park, so i can go look at all the other dogs and two-legs! I am so sad! AND to make thing worse, my bossy sis, is yelling at me for eating to bones! And one was hers so she making a huge deal and know im going to get in trouble!

Oh, no here come Master two-leg! Ouch, i have a color for a reason! Dang it, i am now stuck in the backyard while Sarah gets all the attention! Grrr, i want to make dirt on masters bed! Well,no i don't because that is kind of gross. I guess i will give you a tour of the backyard.

It is filled with grass. It has a fence, and around that fence there is food and bees. I hate bees. Then there are vines with tiny grapes on them, and a dumb fat tabby and white cat, she said her name was tally, always pesters me, thank goodness she isn't here today! I bet she is at the cutter, which two-legs know as the vet. *shivers* I hate the cutter.

Thats all for today, fellow dog. Read again!

A Good Day

Hi, and welcome to my food bowl, my new mommy/master said i should just put diary not food bowl, but i just made my eyes go in circles and walked away. Not even mommy could tell me to say the "d" word!

A few weeks ago my mommy put up a gate and i could only go into the kitchen, which i was very mad about! I didn't eat for a whole hour! I was starving so i just ate and went with the flow. It wasn't that bad but i still missed sleeping my my best friend, yes she is two-leg, bed. Her names is Emily and she always gives me kisses and treats!

So yesterday my mommy let me into the other side of the house! My sister Sarah told me " Dont go over there we might get in trouble!"

I ignored her and went anyway and i got a knew bed and a nice bone to chew on! It was very yummy! Then my best friend, Emily, dragged my sister Sarah by her collar onto her bed, and then Sarah was all happy.

Then i told Sarah "I told you so!" then i bit her ear and we started to play fight and i had a lot of fun! Know i am going to go find Emily and see is she has any more hot link, bye fellow dogs!