May 27th 2012 7:19 am
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Find the human's face and orient yourself directly in front.
Move in closer. Stare. Sigh again.
Lick the face once.
When they grumble and turn their face away, reorient yourself to focus on the face from the other side of the bed.
When the human opens her eyes, lick her face. Walk toward the door. Don't forget to wear your most winsome aspect on your face as you turn and watch her watch you walking toward the door.
If the human does not follow, begin the process again. I guarantee that this will work!
Then, enjoy the company of your human however you please. Congratulations!
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That sounds like fun. I also step on my mom's head and then someimtes lie on her head. When you are my size you can not be suttle.