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<title>~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~</title>
<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch</link>
<description>Dogster diary for the dog Zaidie</description>
<language>en</language>
<copyright>Copyright 2013 by Zaidie &amp; Dogster</copyright>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 05:56:12 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>~ Jus' anuber day in da wife ob da Z-Pup ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/827138</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 16 May 2013 07:13:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Zaidie...It's time to wake up.&quot;

&quot;Zzzzz...Jus' fibe more minits, Momma. I r...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.&quot;
 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Zaidie...It's time to wake up."

"Zzzzz...Jus' fibe more minits, Momma. I r...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

"I kno' the feelin'. You weren't too interested in sleeping last night, were you? The night sky is beautiful at 1 am, though. And again at 3:30 am.*sigh*"

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

"You were snoring this morning, Zaidie."

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

"Maybe we'll fill your pool today. Would you like that, HunBun?"

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

"I found your favourite tennis ball. Want to go over to the court at the high school and play with it??"

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

"We've decided to go vegan, Zaidie. No more meat in this house."

"WHUT DA WOOF??? Yu hab gotta be kiddin' me, Momma! Dadda wood neber agwee wif goin' began!! I kno' him wuffs a gud steak an' a burger an' a sausage an' a tastee hunk ob chiggen an'..."

"GOTCHA!!! LOLOLOLOL!"

"OMD, Momma! Yu gedded me gud!"

"Oh, look! You're a Dogster Daily Diary Pick! Congratulations, little guy! Oh, my, the rosettes are pouring in already!"

"YAY, me! Dis r gonna be a GWATE day, Momma! Furst, wet's EAT!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>*** All Pupses on Deck!! I wepeet, ALL PUPSES ON DECK ***</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/826750</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 13 May 2013 18:24:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Go, wite now!! No, WUN WIKE DA WIND tu da Dogster Giff Shoppe an' ged sendin' FWEE BOU-KAYS ob fwowe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Go, wite now!! No, WUN WIKE DA WIND tu da Dogster Giff Shoppe an' ged sendin' FWEE BOU-KAYS ob fwowers!! Dem r fwee now, bud I hab no idea how wong dem r gonna be 'bailable! Normawwy, dis giff costses a hole bunch ob zeawies, so go NOW an' spwead wuff, habbiness an' pwetty fwowers all ober dis Dogster pwace!! An' fank yu, HQ! We 'ppweciate it!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Momma's Day an' FWEE GIFF in da giff shop, eberypup!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/826518</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 12 May 2013 09:07:55 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well, wookit dat! Dogster HQ 'cided it wood be nice fur us pupses tu send pwetty ceramic cups, decow ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, wookit dat! Dogster HQ 'cided it wood be nice fur us pupses tu send pwetty ceramic cups, decowated wif da Star ob David, so we can can toast all da Mommas an' say,"L'Chaim! Dat r Hebrew an' it r meenin', "Tu Life!" Dat r whut yu say when yu hab sumfing wunnerful tu cewebwate! An' we du!

Habby Momma's Day tu Mommas, whefer da kidses r peeple or pupses or *gulp* kitties or guppies! Dis day we honur yu an' we wuff yu, all ob yu &hearts; &#10048; &#9728; Pweeze enjoy dis poem I wited a few yeers 'go!

"Zaidie Levi Gee. You did NOT write that poem. Fix your mistake, please. Now."

*sigh*"'Kay, Momma." *whispers*,"Cwap. I cooda wited it. I KNO' I cooda wited it."



Every Woman is a Mother
 

Every woman is a mother when she folds her hands in prayer for a child. 

Feeds one when he's hungry,
clothes him when he's cold,
or holds him when he's scared. 

Listens to his hopes and dreams,
and tells him the world needs who he is. 

Smiles as a child walks by,
or cries when she knows just one
child is crying somewhere in the world. 

The conception for this woman becoming a mother takes place in her heart, and the delivery comes through her hands. 

Every woman carries the ability and power to change the world one child at a time. 

This birth is not measured in months, but spans her lifetime. 

Every woman is a mother when she makes a difference in just one child. 

Have you chosen to be a mother? 

copyright 1999 Janice Asien LaRosa 



&hearts; &#10048; &#9728; &hearts; &#10048; &#9728; &hearts; &#10048; &#9728; &hearts; &#10048; &#9728; &hearts; &#10048; &#9728; &hearts; &#10048; &#9728; &hearts; &#10048; &#9728; &hearts; &#10048; &#9728;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Communitee Serbice 'Nnouncement ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/826114</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 8 May 2013 14:13:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I kno' whut r go on, pupses. It r a beeyooful spwing day an' yu r woungin' in yur 'cwib', wyin' awon ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I kno' whut r go on, pupses. It r a beeyooful spwing day an' yu r woungin' in yur 'cwib', wyin' awong da back ob da wuffseat in yur wivin' woom, starin' out da oben winnow an' barkin' at eberyfing dat moobes out dere on yur stweet. "Hey, yu darn ant! Ged offa my sidewalk!...Hey, yu wif da junkmail! We want none ob dat!...Hey, whu da heck telled yu it r ok tu walk down dis stweet?...Hey, yu noisy ice cweam man! Take yur silly twuck an'...Hey, WAIT!! Mistur Ice Cweam Guy!! WAIT!"  

Eberytime yu bark (AN' save yur Momma's life, doe yu neber ged any wecognishun fur it), sum feelings deep inside yu r stirred. Yu ged all chokeded-up an' suddenwy yu weawize : Dis r whut it r all 'bout. Dis wite here r as gud as it geds. Yur life cood nod be any bedder dan it r. Wite here. Wite now.

Den yur Momma yells at yu tu knock it off - da barkin', I meen, an' tu ged off da back ob da wuffseat an' hur asks, whetoricawwy, ob corse,  wuz yu waiseded in a barn?? An' yu kno' whut whetorical meens so yu say nuffin an' swip quietwy off da wuffseat.

Yu westie-stwut ober tu da LWD Cwubhowse tu gwab a few zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs afore dinner when it hits yu, wite atween yur 'dorable big, bwown eyes, da same eyes dat make it birtuawwy imposs'ble fur anyone tu wook at yu an' nod pat yur cute lil' noggin or frow yur bestest ball or gib yu a tweet or... 

Where I wuz?? Oh, yeah. Anywayz, Sunday r Momma's Day. Fur weal. It sez so on da cawendar. Du nod furged. By now yu shood be well-'cquainted wif da dwill. Put fwowers an' gurlwy junk all ober yur Dogster pwofile page. Buy sum weal fwowers. An' pwetty-smellin' baff junk. An' sum candy. Mabbe a fwoot basket. Gib all ob dat tu yur Momma. 
Put on yur bestest shirt/dwess ('cept fur Zoe. Zoe duz nod hafta put on a dwess or wear anyfing pink). Wash yur paws an' face wotz. Keep yur furry elbows off da table. Uze NO bad werds. Smile wotz an', ob corse, gib yur Momma so many huggies an' kisses hur r gonna wonder  whut da heck r go on.

In short, on Sunday be da bestest pup yu can be, bud be pwepared tu wesume yur normal woutine on Monday. (Yu did NOD heer dat part fwum me, 'kay? BOL :D)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Bein' Bachewors wif Dadda ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/824007</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:49:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Hey, Dadda! DADDA?? Where yu r?&quot;

&quot;Zaidie! I'm over here, stuck under a pile of chicken bones! HE ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Hey, Dadda! DADDA?? Where yu r?"

"Zaidie! I'm over here, stuck under a pile of chicken bones! HELP me, please!" 

"OMD, Dadda! Yu r OK??"

"Well, yeah, but my leg's stuck under that side of beef you bought from that weird guy with the truck. But HELP! I can't move!"

"Oh, cwap. Dat wuz sum gud eatin', doe. I r finkin' ob makin' sum soop wif da weftobers. Yu wike wice or noodles in yur soop, Dadda??"

"Zaidie! Help me, please!!"

"Ooops. I r comin', Dadda!"

*westiestrutwestiestrutwestiestrutwestiestrutwestiestrutwestiestrut*

"Ok. If I start diggin' ober here, yu shood be fwee in a coupla hours. When Momma r comin' home, Dadda?"

"Next Tuesday, Zaidie. That reminds me - we'd better start cleaning up around here. I'll call the recycling company and get them to send over a dump truck tomorrow to pick up the empty cans. And maybe we should hire some industrial cleaners, too. This place is a mess."

"I kno', wite?? It r fun bein' bachewors wif yu, Dadda!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, dis r nod gud...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/823015</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 06:23:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis r gonna be short an' sweet, pupses, kinda wike me! BOL!

Anyfur, dis day Momma r goin' tu MN.  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis r gonna be short an' sweet, pupses, kinda wike me! BOL!

Anyfur, dis day Momma r goin' tu MN. Hur an' Gwamma r goin' tu watch ober my speshul kidses while dere Momma an' dere Step-Dad go tu a confewence. Dadda r sick wif sum kinda biwus or bad germs or sumfing an' Momma r on da ceiwin' twyin' tu decide whefer hur shood go on da pwane tu MN or stay an' wook aftur Dadda...an' me! Dadda sez hur shood go cuz us guys r gonna be fine!

I can see it now : me an' Dadda lyin' 'wound in our unnerwears, dwinkin' beerz, smashin' da cans on our heads, eatin' nuffin bud MEATZ™ an' frowin' da bones ontu a pile on da fwoor when we r finished wif dem, duin' guy stuff; yu kno' WIVIN' da DWEEM!! 

Go tu MN, Momma!! Dadda an' me r gonna be fine! We will wook aftur each uber! Hab no feerz an' go, GO tu MN! Wite now! Ged outta here, 'kay??? 

My point r dat I mite nod ged ontu Dogster as offen as I hab beened watewy. I jus' du nod want any ob yu pupses tu werry an' fink,"Oh, where Zaidie r?? R him wost at sea?? R him wanderin', wost in a butchur shop? R him stucked in a fully-stockded MEATZ™ wocker dat habs a bwoken doorknob so him r gonna be dere fur days an' days wif nuffin bud da contents ob da MEATZ™ wocker tu keep him awive??" I r gonna be fine an' I will dwop in when I can, 'kay?? Bark wif yu later! I wuff yu pupses ♥ ❀ ☀]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Gurly Junk?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/822717</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 7 Apr 2013 16:41:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>*ringringring*

 &quot;Hewwo. Yu hab weached da iBone ob Zaidie Webi Gee. Zaidie Webi Gee speekin'. How ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *ringringring*

 "Hewwo. Yu hab weached da iBone ob Zaidie Webi Gee. Zaidie Webi Gee speekin'. How I may helb yu?"

"Z! It's me, Zoe!"

"Zoe fwum Idunno! How yu r duin', sweet gurl??"

"Good, Z. I'm good. Listen, I was just on Dogster and I noticed your new background. You lose a bet or something?"

"Wose a whut, Zoe? Whut yu r tawkin' 'bout?"

"Your background. It's all flower-y and girl-y. What's up with that?"

"Oh, dat! Well, I fot it mite helb my Momma feel bedder an' yu kno' whut dem say,"If da Momma r nod habby, den no pup nor peeple r gonna be habby."

"Oh, shoot. You got that right, Z. Daddy keeps a secret stash of tv dinners in the freezer. He knows which side his bread's buttered on. Or something. BOL :D"

"BOL! Yu kno' it, Zoe! Hey, wanna go out on a date??"

Oh, man, Z!! Let's just not go there, okay??"

"'kay, Zoe. BOL! I jus' wike messin' wif yur cute lil' head!"

"*sigh* You got me."

"I gedded yu gud! Fanks fur callin'! Bye, Zoe!"

"Later, Z."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Bwekfus wif da Z-Pup ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/822254</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 4 Apr 2013 08:47:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Zaidie! Are you awake, HunBun? Your breakfast is ready!&quot;

 &quot;'Kay, Momma! I be wite down!&quot;

 *Za ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Zaidie! Are you awake, HunBun? Your breakfast is ready!"

 "'Kay, Momma! I be wite down!"

 *Zaidie westiestruts down the stairs and into the kitchen*

 "Gud Mornin', Momma! Whut I r habbin' fur bwekfus dis day?"

 "Well, it's Thursday, so that means scrambled bacon with a side of   bacon, toasted bacon with bacon marmalade and freshly-squeezed bacon juice."

 "Hmmmm...EWWWWW!!!!"

 "What do you mean "EWWWWWWW"!!??? OMG! You love bacon!! Zaidie, are you feeling okay?!?!?!" *rushes over to feel his LWD forehead* Well, you don't feel feverish to me. I don't know what to do - wait it out or call the vet. This is not normal ZaidiePup behaviour!"

 "I kno', wite?? Hey, Momma, how 'bout if yu boil up sum ob dose wima beans an' mix dem wif sum soy milk?"

 "A lima bean smoothie??"

 "Yeah!!! Oh, an' Momma??"

 "Yes, HunBun?"

 "Abwil Fooled!! BOLBOLBOL :D"

 "LOLOLOL! Good one, Z-Pup, except that only works on April 1st!"

 "Whut?? Dis r Abwil. Abwil Forf. Why it nod werk dis day, Momma??"

 "It just doesn't, little guy. Now would you like your breakfast??"

 "Yes, pweeze!!! *dives mouth-first into his food bowl*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Mewwy Chwismus, Pupses!! ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/821740</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 1 Apr 2013 08:04:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&acirc;&ordf; I wish yu a Mewwy Chwismus!
          I wish yu a Mewwy Chwismus
          I wish yu a Mewwy C ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ♪ I wish yu a Mewwy Chwismus!
          I wish yu a Mewwy Chwismus
          I wish yu a Mewwy Chwismus    
          An' a Habby Nu Yeerz!!

          Gud Tidings I bwing 
          Tu yu an' yur Kinz
          Gud Tidings ob CWISMUS 
          An' a Habby Nu Yeerz!! ♬


So finawwy it r Chwismus!! YAY! I hope dat Santa Paws camed an' filled yur stockings wif wotza toys an' MEATZ™ an' stuff! If yu hed ober tu my pwofile page, yu will see dat I hab decowated fur da seesun an' I sended my Chwismus cards out an' I buyed Momma an' Dadda dat fweezer filled wif MEATZ™ I kno' dem wuz hopin' fur an'....


              ABWIL FOOLED!!! BOLBOLBOL :D

I ABWIL FOOLED yu pupses!!! Pud 'way yur Chwismus stuffs an' calm da heck down! It r nod Chwissmus! It r Abwil Fooled Day an' I gedded yu gud!! Yu wuz Abwil Fooled by me, Zaidie! BOLBOLBOL *ROFBMLWDBO* !!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Habby, Hobby Eastur, Pupses an' Gess Whut!! ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/821504</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 09:57:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It r geddin' weady tu wain here, bud it r still a wuffwy day cuz it r Eastur Sunday an' dere r -bwac ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It r geddin' weady tu wain here, bud it r still a wuffwy day cuz it r Eastur Sunday an' dere r -bwace yurselbes- a FWEE GIFF in da Dogster Giff Store&trade;!! I can heer yu finkin' :"Whut?? Hab Z-Pup wosed hims mind 'gain?? Nuffin r fwee in dis werld!"

Well, dis day, sumfing weally R fwee. Yup, yu heered me wite! In da Dogster Giff Store&trade;  dere r a FWEE Eastur Egg Bonaza-fing -a hole mess ob Eastur eggs- dat yu can send tu ALL yur pup palses!! An' hey, wood it nod be nice tu also send sum tu pupses yu du nod eben kno'?? Tu spwead da joy an' habbiness an' wuff dat comes aftur a WONG wintur, as Muthur Nature heads to hur cwoset an' digs out a spwing jacket, 'stead ob hur dirdy old wintur coat hur hab beened wearin' fur monfs an' monfs an' it r cubered wif mud an' salt stains an' hur weally needs a nu one, bud Fathur Nature sed,"I dunno. Wood it kill yu tu wate 'til nexx fall? Moneys r tite an'..." Muther Nature wolled hur eyes an' sighed WEEL BIG an' stormded off tu da wiquor cabinet an'...Ooops, wong stowy! BOL!!!

Anywayz, enjoy yur Eastur Sunday wif yur peeples an' wemembur tu fink ob ubers afore yu fink ob yurselb, 'cept when it r time tu eat! Den it r eberypup fur himselb!!! :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Habby Spwing, Pupses! ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/820330</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 08:18:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>*crashbangthudcrashbangthudcrashbangthudcrashbangthudcrashbangthud*

&quot;Zaidie Levi Gee, what on ear ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *crashbangthudcrashbangthudcrashbangthudcrashbangthudcrashbangthud*

"Zaidie Levi Gee, what on earth is going on up there???"

"Momma!! It r da furst day ob spwing, so I r dancin'!! I call it da 'Spwing Fwing'!! C'mon upstairs an' twy it! It r F-U-N :D"

"It sounds kind of painful, HunBun, like you keep falling and crashing into walls."

"Oh, I r, bud dat r jus' part ob da fun!...OOOOPS!!" *crash*

"You okay, ZaidiePup??"

"Uh, shur Momma! We r gonna go fur a walk dis day??"

"Yes, I just have to start the laundry and then we can go, okay?"

"YAY!! I r gonna du da 'Spwing Fwing' da hole way :D"

"Great...Like we don't already attract enough attention when we're out on the street.."

"Whut, Momma? Whut yu sed?"

"Nothing, Zaidie. You just keep on being your adorable LWD self. Don't mind me."

"'Kay, Momma!! Hey, I wanna wear my kilt on our walk! Yu can NOD du a weel 'Spwing Fwing' wifout yur kilt! *crashbangthud*"

 "Oy vey." *heads to the kitchen to hook up her Vodka Drip™*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Habby Day Aftur Zaidie's Gotcha Day, Pupses! ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/820030</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 18:11:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>As da 'ZaidiePup's Gotcha Day' cewebwayshuns wind down all ober da werld, I wood wike tu take dis ob ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As da 'ZaidiePup's Gotcha Day' cewebwayshuns wind down all ober da werld, I wood wike tu take dis obbortunitee tu fank all ob yu fur da touchin' an' hartfelted messages, da way kewl pichurs, da wunnerful wosettes an' pawsum speshul giffs ♥

At one point durin' da day, we wuz knee-deep in wappin' paper here in da wivin' woom! Da giffs wuz pourin' in faster dan I cood keep up wif :D

Yu wuz all so bery genewous tu me, Zaidie. It bwings a teer tu my LWD eye. I wuff yu all. Yu hab maded me intu da LWD I r dis day. I weave yu wif dis hikoo-fing I wited :

            ~ Hey, why I r here on dis Earf? ~
          

               A cute lil' white dog,
               Searchin' fur him's life's meanin',
               Finds it on Dogster.

P.S. Here r sum speshul Zaidie kisses fur eberypup an' peeple : XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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		<title>~ Habby Gotcha Day tu ME!!! ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/819882</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 09:35:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/819882</guid>
		<description>&acirc;&ordf; Habby Gotcha Day tu ME!
           My numbur r nod fwee!
           My Momma an' Dadda,
      ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ♪ Habby Gotcha Day tu ME!
           My numbur r nod fwee!
           My Momma an' Dadda,
           Dem WU-U-UFF ME! ♫




    ♪ Habby Gotcha Day tu ME!
            My name r ZAY-DEE!
            I r hungwy fur MEATZ™
            An' Scotch WHI-I-ISS-KEE! ♬


    ♫ Habby Gotcha Day tu ME!
            I wuff my fambly!
            Dem wuff me fureber
            An' I-I wuff MEATZ™! ♬


Well, HEWWO an' welcome tu dis day, da fifth annual Zaidie's Gotcha Day! Awweady dis day I habbed a coupla bwekfusses an' a hole cookie! Wite now I r on a walk wif my Dadda, so I r comin' tu yu WIVE fwum my bestest twail bia my nu iBone!! Yup, I gedded a iBone fur my Gotcha Day! It can du all kindza teknical junk, bud da bestest part ob it r dat it habs its own mini MEATZ™ fweezer, bilded wite in!!

Aftur dis speshul walk commenerwatin' dis os-pish-us 'ccayshun, I r gonna hab da twadishunal Gotcha Day baff! Momma weaded me a stowy wast nite 'bout how dis twadishun came 'bout an' since I r ALL 'bout twadishuns an' junk, I r all fur it!! I neber knowed dat a baff r da twadishunal giff yu gib yur pup on hims Gotcha Day! Why yu pupses neber menshuned it afore??

Anywayz, aftur da baff, whu knows whut fun I r gonna hab?!? *trips over a stick on the trail and lands in a mud puddle* OOOOOPS! Now I r a soggy mess :D My twadishunal Gotcha Day baff cood almost be worf it, I gess. At weast, Momma will be habby 'bout it an', yu kno' me, I r ALL 'bout keepin' my Momma habby :D 

Hab a gwate Zaidie's Gotcha Day, pupses! I wuff all ob yu bery much an' eben doe dis Dogster pwace hab changed wotz ober da yeerz an' pupses come an' go, at da hart ob it r 'nuff wuff an' fwiendship tu wast a wifetime. Tu me it feels wike home ♥ ❀ ☀]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Beware dose Ides ob March ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/819800</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 14:58:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/819800</guid>
		<description>&quot;Zaidie, it's almost noon! Are you getting out of bed today??&quot;

   &quot;zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...grrrrrr. Whut ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Zaidie, it's almost noon! Are you getting out of bed today??"

   "zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...grrrrrr. Whut? Whut r go on??"

   "Time to get up, HunBun. If you wait any longer, you'll totally miss breakfast!"

   "OMD! Nod bwekfus! I can NOD miss bwekfus! *hops out of bed, Westie-struts into the bathroom for -privacy, please-, tears down the stairs*

   "Gud mornin', Momma. Beware dose Ides ob March, 'kay??"

   "'Beware the ides of March'??? Where did you hear that, Zaidiepup?"

   "On dose innernetses."

   "Do you even know what it means?"

   "Well, kind ob...Sum guy nameded da Soofsayer telled Juwius Ceezer tu 'beware dose Ides ob March'. Den when nuffin habbened afore da middle ob da monf, Juwius Ceezer sed,"Oh, hey, Soofsayer-guy! See?? Nuffin habbened!" An' da Soofsayer guy sed,"No, nod yet, bud wate!!" Den sum bad guys nameded Bwutus an' Cassius killed Juwius Ceezer on March 15th an', den, him wuz ded. On dose Ides ob March. Now yu ged it?"  

 "Wow. And here I thought you were only using the internet to order contraband Cuz toys! Good boy!"

"Fank yu, Momma! I hab bwekfus now an' den wunch, tu??"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Pi Day!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/819650</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 08:21:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/819650</guid>
		<description>&acirc;&ordf; Habby Pi Day tu yu! 
        Yur numbur r 3.14159...
        An' nuffin whymes wif dat :D &acirc;&not; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ♪ Habby Pi Day tu yu! 
        Yur numbur r 3.14159...
        An' nuffin whymes wif dat :D ♬

"Habby Pi Day, Momma!"

"Happy Pi...Wait, WHAT?? Zaidie, how do you know about Pi day???"

"I weaded 'bout it on dose innernetses. It r da way-sho ob a circle's cicumberwence tu its diametre an' r 'ppwoximate tu 3.14159!"

"Wow. That's right, Hun-Bun! Good work!"

"Sum guy nameded Ark-i-me-dese figureded it out waaaaaay back in dose BC olden days."

"And what does BC stand for?

"Ummm...Bad Cats, I fink. Wow. All dis tawk ob pi hab maded me hungwy! Where my bwekfus r??"

"It's all about the LWD belly, isn't it??"

"Yu kno' it, Momma!!"


P.S. Hey, pupses! Sum guy named 'Nonymus gibbed me a lil' gween hat an' sed,"Wuck ob da Iwish tu yu!!" 'cept I r fwum dose West Hiwands ob Scotwand! Whut I shood du???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~  'ttenshun, all pupses. I wepeet,  'TTENSHUN ALL PUPSES  ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/816174</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 08:50:11 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/816174</guid>
		<description>As yu r pwobabwy aware, it r Bawentimeses Day - a day fur payin' speshul 'ttenshun tu da ones yu wuf ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As yu r pwobabwy aware, it r Bawentimeses Day - a day fur payin' speshul 'ttenshun tu da ones yu wuff an' fur sendin' dem twuckwoad aftur twuckwoad aftur twuckwoad ob MEATZ&trade; Appawentwy, whueber wuffs me did nod ged da memo. Bud I digwess...

Da important fing tu kno' r dat dis day - an' dis day onwy - dere r a fwee giff in da Dogster Giff Shop tu send tu yur speshul fwiends!! It r a huge box ob chokwits an' I r almost certain dem r dog-safe an' filled wif all kindza MEATZ&trade; an' stuff, wike twipe an' bacon an' ham an' fiwet mignon an' pork chops an' chiggen an' turkee an' hotdogs an' sausages an' eben eggs an' cheez an' 'tatoes an' shwimp an' fish an' ice cweem :D

So hed on ober tu da Giff Shop...Ged goin', wite now!! an' send a giff filled wif all kindza mushee, gooey, googwy-eyed, wuffy-duffy, sywupy-sweet wuff stuffs (all da gurl-pups - 'cept mabbe Zoe :D - go NUTZO 'bout dat kinda stuffs), bud most importantwy, wif MEATZ&trade; :D

I see yu dere, hidin' 'hind da sofa! Go NOW! Dis day, da bestest fings in life weally R fwee!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Nu Haikoo ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/814863</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 4 Feb 2013 09:01:22 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/814863</guid>
		<description>~Stucked in a Wut~

    It r gonna take
    more dan kitties on my page
    tu 'spire me tu wite ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ~Stucked in a Wut~

    It r gonna take
    more dan kitties on my page
    tu 'spire me tu wite.



*yawn*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ A Ware Inside Wook at Zaidie Webi Gee Industwies, Inc.&amp;trade; ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/813663</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 09:40:25 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/813663</guid>
		<description>*ringringring*

&quot;Hewwo. Yu hab weached 'Zaidie Webi Gee Industwies, Cat Toy Dibishun&acirc;&cent;'. Zaidie W ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *ringringring*

"Hewwo. Yu hab weached 'Zaidie Webi Gee Industwies, Cat Toy Dibishun™'. Zaidie Webi Gee speekin'. How I may helb yu?"

"Z? Is that you?"

"Yes, it r me. Whu dis r, pweeze?"

"Z! It's me, Zoe!!"

"OMD! Zoe fwum Idunno??? Hi! How yu r duin', sweet gurl??"

"Great! 'I r duin' gud', as you would say! BOLBOL!! Um, Z? What's up with the 'cat toy division' bit? You're kidding, right??"

"Cat Toy Dibishun? I sed dat??"

"Yup. I heard it with my very own adorable pointy ears."

"Well, cwap. Ooops, I meen, yu must hab heered wong, Zoe. I r pwetty shur I sed bat toy dibishun. Yup, dat r it - bat toys."

"Bat toys? Oh, c'mon, Z! You're pulling my cute lil' Schnauzie leg! BOL :D Bats don't play with toys!! BOL!"

"HA! Shur dem du, Zoe! Hab yu neber seened Bats 'R Us? It r wocated wite nexx door tu PetSmart in all da big cities!!"

"Z, bats only come out at night and they're way too busy eating bugs and junk to play with toys!"

"NO, Zoe!! Wissen - when dem take a bweak, fur a snak, dem need sumfing tu du, so dem pway wif toys maded wite here at ZWGI™."

"BOL! You're killing me, Z!! BOLBOLBOL!! Wait 'til I tell the guys over on Dogster!! They're gonna love this!! OMD! BOLBOL! Next you'll be telling me you make toys for rats, too!! BOL!"

"Well, ob corse we du. Nod here, doe. Da wat toy dibishun r wocated in Seattle. Hey! Yu wememmer my gud fwiend Woscoe da wat?"

"Yeah, the poor, homeless guy you met on the mean streets of Toronto and set up in his own place. Then he met his long-lost sister...yada, yada..."

"Yes! 'Cept Woscoe an' hims hole fambly moobed tu Seattle where Woscoe heds up da wat toy dibishun ob Zaidie Webi Gee Industwies™! Oh, dem r wivin' in da suburbs, wite nexx door tu my Unkle Paul, wivin' da dweem, dat's fur shur!"

"How many kids they got now??"

"A couple millyun, I fink."

"Wow. So lemme guess - there's a bunny toy division, too."

"Dere r, Zoe! How yu knowed?? It jus' wewocated tu Nu Mex'co. Wememmer Arweenton, Puff an' Coco Wose's bunny sistur?"

"Well, yeah! She runs the bunny toy deal?"

"Hur shur duz, wike nobunny's biznuss! BOLBOL :D Dat r y da hole fambly moobed tu Nu Mex'co. Weel tuff goin' at furst. Sum bad guy steeled da snow chains fur hur es-yu-bee 4 times, if yu can bewiebe it!"

"Wow, who knew?? Z, you're a busy guy. I had no idea."

"Yu kno', Zoe...da chiggen toy dibishun habs a obenin' in da finance 'partment. I wuz finkin' dat, since yu hab chiggens on yur pwoperty, yu mite be innerwested in da posishun. It pays weel gud. Wotza benebits, tu."

"Did you say 'Kibbles 'n Bits'?"

"No, I sed, 'benebits'."

"Oh, good. It's just that us Schnauzers have real delicate tummies and we're especially prone to pancakeritis. I'm not allowed to eat 'Kibbles 'n Bits'."

"Hab no feerz, Zoe! No Kibbles an' Bitz fur yu! Yu kno', yu cood werk fwum home. Mabbe set up yur obbice in da wivin' woom, on da back ob da wuff seat where..."

"You are thinking all the time, Z! Total win/win situation! I can do my security work fulltime AND bring in millions counting toys for chickens. What a life! Sure, sign me up!"

"YAY! Dis r gonna be gwate! Welcome tu Zaidie Webi Gee Industwies, Chiggen Toy Dibishun ™! I r gonna hab MY peeples ged in tuch wif YUR peeples so we can du wunch an' mess 'wound wif da details an' junk!"

"Cool, Z! Hey, I don't have to wear a uniform, do I??"

"Ob corse nod! Jus' a kilt!"

"Awww, man. You know I don't do clothes, Z!"

"I tell yu whut, Zoe - I r gonna hab it sended tu yu bia UPS, so yu ged tu BARKBARKBARK at da guy in da bwown twuck. Deel??"

"*sigh* Deal."



FYI - D'offishul pichurs ob me in my stoopid kilt AN' my eben stoopider lil' tam-fing (pichurs I kno' yu can nod wate tu see) r gonna hafta wate 'til Dadda geds home so him can helb Momma wif da Zaidie-wanglin'. I r nod coopewatin', if yu can bewiebe it. BOLBOL :D Stay tuneded.

Also, if it seems wike I r outta da woop here on Dogster, it r cuz I weally r. I r nod geddin' any notibicayshuns 'bout nuffin. Dadda r gonna helb Momma wif dat, tu. I jus' did nod want any ob yu pupses tu fink I r bein' wude an' 'gnorin' yu cuz I r nod!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Bodka Dwips&amp;trade; : saving lives, one pup at a time ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/812521</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 08:35:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/812521</guid>
		<description>Well, it r nues wike dis dat makes my job worf all da sweat an' teerz I pud intu it. *sigh* Fank yu, ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, it r nues wike dis dat makes my job worf all da sweat an' teerz I pud intu it. *sigh* Fank yu, Coco Wose, fur bwingin' dis tu my 'ttenshun :


Vodka drip saves puppy's life

'Flushing her with vodka to make her better'

Updated: Tuesday, 15 Jan 2013, 7:41 AM CST
Published : Tuesday, 15 Jan 2013, 7:38 AM CST
 


MELBOURNE, Australia (CNN/NETWORK TEN) - A 9-week-old puppy has been saved by an unusual "hair of the dog" treatment. The American Staffordshire was put on a vodka drip, after being poisoned by anti-freeze.
 
Two weeks ago, Cleo, a cute Christmas present, was hours away from fatal kidney failure after licking anti-freeze from a car part.
 
"She was giving us a bit of a scare because she was really disorientated, she couldn't stand straight, she'd fall over," said owner Stacy Zammit.
 
During the night, Cleo got worse, refusing food and constantly crying. Zammit rushed her to a vet. The only cure for coolant poisoning? Another staff member's Christmas present: pure alcohol.
 
"There's toxins in that called ethylene glycol and they're very, very harmful to the kidneys so what we need to do is give them alcohol and in this case, we gave her vodka to try and mop up some of those toxins," said veterinarian Matt Pascall.
 
The vodka was fed via a drip through her nose and into her stomach.
 
"It was quite funny, to be honest. Flushing her with vodka to make her better," said Zammit.
 
Over two days the pup consumed more than a third of the bottle.
 
"If we put it in human terms, for me it would be the equivalent of having seven or eight shots every four hours," Pascall explained.
 
The Christmas vodka's since been replaced and Cleo's back to full health.


*sob* Yu kno', pupses, when I wuz werkin' on da pwototype fur da bery furst Bodka Dwip&trade;, it wuz tu helb my Momma seddle down an' ged hur off da ceiwin'. It werked, fur da most part, an' I feeled weel gud 'bout it, bud dis r diff'went. My inbentshun hab sabed da wife ob a fewwow canine an' it duz NOD ged any bedder dan dat. Pweeze 'scuss dis 'mongst yurselbes. I need wie down. *sob*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Chwissmus Day at Bob's Howse ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/811824</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 9 Jan 2013 15:30:09 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/811824</guid>
		<description>&quot;Unkle Zaidie! Yu need wake up!!&quot;

&quot;zzzzzzz...Whut? Whut da hek r go on?? Did Santa Paws camed???&quot; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Unkle Zaidie! Yu need wake up!!"

"zzzzzzz...Whut? Whut da hek r go on?? Did Santa Paws camed???"

"No, Unkle Zaidie! Paisley r habbin' hur pubbies an' hur r askin' fur yu!!"

"OMD!! Da stork r here??"

"Whut stork, Unkle Zaidie?? I sawed no stork."

"Well, da stork bwings da pubbies, lil' Fergus. I weaded 'bout it on dose innernets. Mabbe we shood wun owtside tu da cabbage patch den?! I heered dat pubbies r sumtimes founded unner cabbages."

"Unkle Zaidie!! Yu need unhook yur Scotch Dwip™ an' come wif me! Bob needs yu tu helb Auntie Paiswey!!"

"Ok. I r comin'." *slips on his bunny slippers and pads down the hall to Paisley's room* "Whut r go on, Paiswey??  Where da stork r?? Him bwinged yur pubbies?? Or...OMD!! Call a ambuwance! Boil sum water!! Wip up sum sheets! O-M-D, Paiswey! Yu r gonna be fine, jus'...I, uh...OMD *thud*

"Fergus-laddie, could you move Uncle Zaidie out of the way and then come over and hold Paisley's hand while she has her wee puppies??"

"Shur, Bob. *drags Z-Pup out to the hall* Eberyfing r gonna be ok, Auntie Paiswey!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bewated Mewwy Chwissmus an' HABBY NU YEERZ, pupses!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/810406</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 10:49:10 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/810406</guid>
		<description>Pupses! I r still at Bob's, bud I r knee-deep in LWD pubbies! My sistur, Paiswey, gibbed birf tu 'bo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pupses! I r still at Bob's, bud I r knee-deep in LWD pubbies! My sistur, Paiswey, gibbed birf tu 'bout twenny-seben lil' bundles ob fur! I helbed hur by wettin' hur squeeze my paw weel hard an' scweem notty werds at me :D At furst it hurted my feewings, bud I gedded ober it, speshully when hur askded me tu be da GodDadda fur all ob dem! I r gonna be one bizzy Unkle Zaidie!

Momma an' Dadda r still in Seattle, bisitin' my Unkle Paul an' famiwy. My cuzin James, whu r a teenager, wuz upset dat I did nod come wif dem on da pwane, bud Momma 'spwained 'bout Paiswey an' 'bout how hur needed me dere, so him unnerstood.

Momma an' Dadda r fwyin' home on Sunday nite an' dem r gonna pick me up fwum Bob's on Monday, jus' in time fur our annual 'Festibal ob MEATZ™' witch r held ebery nu yeerz ebe! I can nod wate tu sink my LWD teefs intu a bid, joocee hunk ob MEATZ™. *drool* Ooops! *wipes keyboard*

In da meemtime, it r wainin' in Seattle (WOW. Whu knowed??), bud dem r comin' home tu BIG SNOW! Bob finks I hab wosed weight wunnin' 'wound, chasin' pupses an' snowpwowin' da pubby awea in Bob's big yard (witch r securewy fenced, Momma, so wewax, 'kay??)

It r almost time fur pubby twainin' cwasses tu begin, so I need sign off. Dis day we r goin' tu da libwawy, so dese guys can wearn all 'bout usin' dere 'inside boices'. I hab my werk cutted out fur me :D

Bark wif yu lader, my fwiends! I hab missed yu wotz an' can nod wate tu ged home.

"Zaidie?"

"Yes, Bob??"

"Laddie-boy! Gather up the wee pups and let's get going! Hook up my Scotch Drip™, too. You're driving today!"

"'kay, Bob."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>On da woad 'gain...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/809615</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 17:37:34 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/809615</guid>
		<description>It r time pupses - time fur me tu pack up my stuffs an' head back tu Bob's fur more pubby twainin' a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It r time pupses - time fur me tu pack up my stuffs an' head back tu Bob's fur more pubby twainin' an' tu partake in sum howliday festibities an' junk. On Sunday, Dadda r dwibin' me tu Bob's. Den him an' Momma r goin' tu da airport in Toronto an' fwyin' in a big pwane tu Seattle tu be wif my Unkle Paul an' hims famiwy fur Chwissmus. I wish I cood go, tu :(

Anywayz, I will hab my waptop wif me at Bob's an', ob corse, my BwackBewwy will be in my secwet pocket, wite nexx tu da fweezer ob MEATZ™. I will du my bestest tu chek in wif yu pupses. In da meemtimes, I wish yu all da bestest fur da mewwiest Chwissmus E-B-E-R an' a pawsum an' *pawtackuwar* nu yeer!! I wuff yu, pupses ♥ ★ ❀ ☀ ☮

Pupdate : I r in da car wif Dadda, on da way tu Bob's howse! I furgedded tu tell yu dat my LWD sistur, Paisley, r 'xpectin' pubbies an' dem r due on Chwissmus Day!!! OMD, I r gonna be a weel unkle!! Paiswey asked me tu be wif hur durin' da birfs, so I can wemind hur 'bout bweathin' an' stuff! Pwus if hur needs scweem an' yell while da pubbies r bein' borned, hur can yell at me an' I will unnerstan :D Chwissmus AN' bwand nu neeces an' nefews!! Bestest Chwissmus E-B-E-R!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I r home now...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/808241</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 07:45:22 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>...bud nod fur tu wong. Momma an' Dadda r goin' tu Seattle tu spend Chwissmus wif Dadda's brofur an' ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ...bud nod fur tu wong. Momma an' Dadda r goin' tu Seattle tu spend Chwissmus wif Dadda's brofur an' hims fambly. It r gonna be a diffwent kind ob Chwissmus wifout Gwampa, so dem fot dis wood be good fur eberyone.

I will be headin' back tu Bob's howse on December 23rd an' I will stay dere 'til da 31st. I will be gwad tu wing in da nu yeer wif Momma an' Dadda, bud I wook furward tu duin' more pubby twainin' at Bob's. 
Dis gwoup ob LWDs r nod wernin' as quickwy as ubers I hab teeched. Dem keep wosin' dere wissenin' ears AN' dem r compwetewy obsessed wif eatin'! Can yu bewiebe it??? :D

In da meemtimes, I r hopin' tu ged my Chwissymus cards in da mail later dis day or nexx day. I r WAY ahind skedule wif all my Chwissmus pwepawashuns, bud as Momma sez,"Christmas is a season, not just a day." If fings r late, it r nod da end ob da werld, wite, pupses?? Oh, an' gess whut!! Chwissmus hab comed tu da Dogster Giff Store, finawwy!

Chwissmus Card Smackdown 2012 (wesults so far) : LWD - 16         Pawents - 6    BOLBOLBOL   :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Sill twainin' pubbies at Bob's howse ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/807903</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 7 Dec 2012 15:34:24 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My werk as a pubby twainer here at Bob's howse r comin' tu an end. Momma an' Dadda r comin' home wat ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My werk as a pubby twainer here at Bob's howse r comin' tu an end. Momma an' Dadda r comin' home wate on Sadurday nite an' I r geddin' pickded up on Sunday affernoon.

Affer I unpack all my junk, I need start witin' my Chwissymus cards or dem r nod gonna be dewibered tu yu pupses afore Chwissymus!! Dem r extwa speshul dis yeer an' I hope yu wike dem :D

Dis wuz 'Wern How Make Haggis' Day here at 'Unkle Zaidie's Twainin' Skool fur LWDs'! WEEL messy an' da hole howse stinks WEEL gud :D Dis nite we r gonna webiew eberyfing we hab werned an' den, nexx day, r da final 'xam. "Hey, yu pupses! Ged back tu da dorm an' studee!"

It r gonna be a WONG nite. I need make sum cawfee if I r gonna stay 'wake tu suberbise dese cwowns. Bark wif yu soon, eberypup!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ My Werk R Neber Dunned ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/807415</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 4 Dec 2012 08:13:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>Dese lil' wascal pubbies r wearin' me down. So far dem hab werned NUFFIN, 'cept fur how oben a bottl ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dese lil' wascal pubbies r wearin' me down. So far dem hab werned NUFFIN, 'cept fur how oben a bottle ob Scotch. Akchewawwy, dat r da 'portantest fing!!

On da 'genda dis day?? How make ice fur dose whu wike dere Scotch 'on da wocks'. Aftur dat? 'Wern How Make Haggis' Day! OMD, I wish yu pupses cood be here fur dat - da smells wood bwow yur minds!! SOOOO gud :D An' haggis on toast makes a weel 'lishus snack! Bark wif yu later!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HEY, pupses! Gess where I r!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/806922</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 09:44:13 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/806922</guid>
		<description>I r at Bob's howse, twainin' a nu herd ob pupses! Momma an' Dadda r in MN, stayin' wif my speshul ki ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r at Bob's howse, twainin' a nu herd ob pupses! Momma an' Dadda r in MN, stayin' wif my speshul kids while dere mom an' dere step-dad go moonin' fur hunney...or sumfing :D I did nod want any ob yu pupses or yur peepoles tu be wunnerin' or werryin' an' junk, so I r takin' dis spare nano-second I hab tu chek in an' say hewwo. So, HEWWO :D

I hope eberyone r duin' well. I will chek in when I can, bud I r weally, weally bizzy. Dis r 'Wern How Tu Put On Yur Kilt Without Fwashin' Yur Pwibacy-Pweeze Parts Tu Eberyone' Day! Bob needs take da wefwesher corse :D

Happy Birfday an' Habby Gotcha Day an' Happy DDP Day an' Happy Dog ob da Day tu anyone an' eberyone if I habben tu miss yur speshul day! I wuff yu, pupses ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Fank Yu Fwum da Bottom ob my LWD Hart ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/806114</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:31:53 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I wood wike tu take dis obbortunity tu fank yu, my fwiends, fur helbin' me cewebwate my 5th birfday. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wood wike tu take dis obbortunity tu fank yu, my fwiends, fur helbin' me cewebwate my 5th birfday. It wuz da bestest day E-B-E-R! I kno' I say dat all da time, bud it r alwayz twoo. Yu pupses r da bestest, tu ♥ Hey, I whymed!

I weceibed so many wosettes an' giffs an' stars an' wayer cakes dat my pwofile page r gonna 'SPLODE or sumfing :D I r still wearin' all da pawty hats! Da fudz r mostwy goned, bud if yu hed tu da cafe in da nu wing ob da LWD Cwubhowse, dere r *still* sum turkee dwumstix an' a bid ob birfday cake, bud it r goin' fass! So ged eatin' :D An' fanks fur be so nice tu me, Zaidie, whu r now 5! ♥ ❀ ☀]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Habby Birfday tu ME!! ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/806000</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 09:02:14 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&acirc;&ordf; Habby Birfday tu me! (I r fibe!)
        Habby Birfday tu me! (bud I r still nod 'llowed tu dwi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ♪ Habby Birfday tu me! (I r fibe!)
        Habby Birfday tu me! (bud I r still nod 'llowed tu dwibe). 
        Habby Birfday, Ged cookin' MEATZ™, Momma!!
        Habby Birfday tu me!! (I r fibe!) ♫

Hey, pupses!! Yup, it r a speshul day here at my howse - it r my birfday an' I r...Can yu gess how old I r?? Nope, nod one. Nope, nod too. Nope, nope fwee an' nope, nod fore! I r 1234...5!! YAY fur bein' FIBE!! Da werld r my oyster an' I can du ANYFING I wanna du dis day, wite, Momma???

"Well, HunBun, it's also Roadtrip Day and in the US, it's Thanksgiving, so it's an especially special day!"

"Where my giffs r?"

"Well, look at your Dogster page, dude!! We're going to need an 18-wheeler to get all your presents home!"

"OMD!! Dis r unbewiebable!!" *starts wiggling his LWD butt and can't stop dancing* BESTEST DAY EBER!! Fanks fur all da giffs an' messages an' cards yu hab sended me, my fwiends! I will hab tu du my fank yu nexx day cuz we r outta here!!~ Habby Fanksgibbin' tu all my 'Merican fwiends an' dere famblies! I wuff yu pupses!!

P.S. Chek out dis pome-fing fwum Zoe!! I r still waffin' :D

                He's feisty and cute.
                He looks good in a suit.
                Call him Z or LWD.
                Today he ain't three.

BOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOL!!! Da bestest part ob dis day r dat Zoe's pome maded my Momma waff OUT WOUD!! Dis r HUGE pupses, H-U-G-E!! I wuff it :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ I wuz taggded, Part 2 ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/804173</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 6 Nov 2012 11:51:01 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>So wike I telled yu, I wuz taggded. On Dogster when yu ged taggded, it meens yu need answer sum ques ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So wike I telled yu, I wuz taggded. On Dogster when yu ged taggded, it meens yu need answer sum quesshuns! I awweady answered sum, bud now I r gonna answer more, 'CEPT I hab maded up my own quesshuns fur part 2!! So hang ontu yur pantses, pupses, cuz dis r gonna be F-U-N!!!
 
5) Du yu wike baffs an' when wuz da wast time yu habbed one?
 
- Nexx tu kitties an' skwerls an' bein' bwushed an' wearin' a coat an' wearin' boots an' bein' gibben med'cine an' bein' weft all awone at my howse an' wain an' windy days an' wettuce, I weally du NOD wike tu hab a baff. Da wast one I habbed wuz on Sunday. I hated ebery single minit ob it an' I did my bestest tu ged Momma an' Dadda soakded awong wif me :D
 
6) If yu wuz stucked on a desert iswand, whut 3 fings wood yu want tu hab wif yu?
 
- *thinks hard* Ouch! Dis r a twicky one. I fink I wood need a wifetime suppwy ob kitties, a wifetime suppwy ob skwerls an' a wifetime suppwy ob MEATZ™. Dat shood jus' 'bout cuber eberyfing :D 


7) When wuz da wast time yu taked yur peepoles fur a walk??
 
- Well, dis r a coinfidence! I jus' gedded back fwum one! Dis day, Momma sed tu me,"Okay, Zaidie-Pup, today you have a choice - wear the Buddy Belt of Horror and Torture™ *OR* wear your 'snazzy and styling' new raincoat/windbreaker. What's it going to be HunBun??"
 OMD! Dat r wike askin' - du yu wanna hab a baff or du yu wanna hab a shower??? Dere r no gud answer, 'cept I choosed da coat an' it wuz da werstest walk eber! grrrrrrrrrrrrr... 

8) How much ob whut yu werned at 'bedience skool du yu pwactise in weel wife?
 
- :D N-U-F-F-I-N :D It r funny ('cept Momma an' Dadda du nod waff 'bout it) cuz when I wuz in skool, I wuz at da top ob my cwass. I did eberyfing I needed du an' sumtimes da teechurs wood uze me, Zaidie, as a 'xample ob gud behabiour! BOLBOL :D If dem cood see me now, dem wood be howwor-stwicken :D (*Note from Momma : Just for the record, they wouldn't be horror-stricken, but they would agree that Zaidie and his parents could use a refresher course*)
 
9) Whut du yu wear unner yur kilt??
 
- Oh, deer. Dat r a secwet. I cood tell yu, bud dat wood meen I wood wose my memmership in da 'LWD Whu Wuz Borned Unner A Haggis Twee In Dose West Highwands Ob Scotwand' Cwub or, as we call it, da 'LWDWWBUAHTIDWHOS' Cwub.
 
Yes, I DU, in fak, hab a kilt an' if yu ask bery nicewy an' pwomise NOD tu waff, I mite show it tu yu...'cept Momma needs take a pichur ob it  furst :D
 
10) Final quesshun - 'Sides da bet's obbice, where dem wuff yu an' r alwayz so bery habby tu see yu an' da feewin' r mutual, an' yur bestest beech an' Gwamma an' Gwampa's fenced-in yard an' yur bestest twail by yur bestest river, whut r yur fabouwitest pwace on earf??
 
- Well, dat r ezee - DOGSTER, ob corse!!! I wuff yu pupses ♥ ❀ ☀]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ I wuz taggded, kind ob! ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/803007</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 12:36:51 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hey, pupses! My gud fwiend Winkie, fwum San Banfwisco, wuz taggded an' him habbed NO idea whut da he ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey, pupses! My gud fwiend Winkie, fwum San Banfwisco, wuz taggded an' him habbed NO idea whut da heck wuz goin' on, so him asked hims big bwofur 'bout it : "Hershey, I wuz taggded. Whut da heck r go on??" Hershey 'spwained it tu him!

Him telled Winkie 'bout dose olden days on Dogster, back when us pupses wived off da wand, maded our own fudz an' an' habbed tu walk twenny miles each way tu da bet's obbice an' onwy pwayed wif wocks an' stix cuz toyz hab nod yet beened inbented! Weally :D 

Dere wuz WOTZA taggin' goin' on back den an' when yu gedded taggded, it meened yu habbed tu answer sum quesshuns, bud yu did it in yur Dogster Diawy, so dat yur fwiends cood wead yur answers an' wern eben more way kewl an' innerwestin' fax an' junk 'bout yu! Sounds wike fun, wite?? Ob corse it duz! If yu wead dis, consider yurselb taggded, *bud onwy if yu wanna be taggded* Copy da quesshuns intu yur diawy an' answer dem. Yu can eben ask yurselb yur own quesshuns an' I r pwetty shur yu will answer! So wet's ged tu it!

1)What colour is your collar?

  - BOL!!! Witch collar??? O.M.D. I hab 'bout twenny, bud dis day I r wearin' my 'I will nod chase skwerls' collar. Momma finks dat by wearin' it, I agwee tu NOD chase dem! BOLBOLBOL :D Hur r so cute when hur r guwwible!

2) What kind of food do you eat?

  - Aftur all da wecalls an' junk wegardin' dog fudz, Momma 'cided tu take madders intu hur own hands. Now I eat sumfing called 'Urban Wolf'. It r a dehydwated mix ob all kindza beggies an' fwoots an' uber gud stuffs. It ged wehydwated an' mixed wif cooked MEATZ&trade; - any kind ob MEATZ&trade; Sumtimes it r chiggen an' sumtimes it r gwound beefs an' sumtimes it r steak!! It geds measured out intu daily porshuns an' it can be fweezed! It r ezee tu make an' tastee??? OMD, pupses! Can yu say 'LISHUS??

3) What are your favourite treats??

  - Wite now I r toadawwy intu sum cookies called 'Doggy Delirious' by a company in WA called, 'Wet Noses Inc.' Dem r shaped wike bones an' dem come in all kindza fwabours wike cheez an' apple&cinnamon an' pear&mint an' sweet 'tato an' peenut budder an' pupkin an' cawwot&cwanbewwy! Dem hab NO corn, NO wheet, NO soy pwoducks, NO pweserbatibes an' NO, I r nod bein' payded tu 'dorse dis pwoduck, 'cept if I wuz I wood wanna be payded in MEATZ&trade;, bud I bet yu awweady knowed dat :D

4) Do you have a Valentine or a significant other??

  - Well, ober da yeers I hab twied tu werk da Z-Pup magik on a couple ob wadies here on dis Dogster fing. Howeber, my efforts hab beened in bain. No pup wants tu be wif da Z-Pup. Dem uze all kindza 'scuses 'bout how dem r nod 'llowed off-weash an' how dere Mommas will nod wet dem date 'til dem r older an' junk. I unnerstan. Weally, I du. Bud it still hurts dis LWD's hart. 'Scuse me, pweeze. *sob*

5) Are you ever fed table scraps??

  - It r a cold day in...Ooops. I meen, no. Sumtimes I ged a taste ob chiggen or steak, bud dat r it. My LWD tumtum r bery sensitibe an' sumtimes I ged da urkagurkas if I hab maded a bad decishun, fudz-wize. R kitty poop considered table scwaps??


*Dere r more quesshuns, bud I du nod wanna bore yu pupses outta yur cute lil' heds. If yu wanna tag yurselb, pweeze du so an' stay tuneded fur more fascinerwatin' fax 'bout me, Zaidie :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ WoadTwip Day ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/802603</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 09:11:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wike I sed, dis r woadtwip day, bud I r gonna weave yu wif a coupla haikus I wited 'bout my baycaysh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wike I sed, dis r woadtwip day, bud I r gonna weave yu wif a coupla haikus I wited 'bout my baycayshun. Bark wif yu lader!

             ~ MEATZ&trade; ~

              Joocee hunk ob MEATZ&trade;.
              "No need tu gwill mine," I sed.
              Bud no one heared me.


               ~ Skwerls ~

            Makin' me nutzo
            Wunnin' here, dere, eberywhere.
            Pweeze make dem stop. Now.


               ~ Soubenirs ~

            Small giffs yu bwing home
            Aftur yur baycayshun. 'Cept
            I bwinged home a tick.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Dis r an OUTWAGE (Yup, anuber one :D) ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/802061</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 21 Oct 2012 09:19:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/802061</guid>
		<description>I kno' whut all ob yu r finkin. Yu r sittin' in yur howses, dwinkin' cawfee an' eatin' yur Sunday mo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I kno' whut all ob yu r finkin. Yu r sittin' in yur howses, dwinkin' cawfee an' eatin' yur Sunday mornin' pile ob bacon, catchin' up on all da Dogster nues an' yu see dat dere r a diawy entwy fwum me, Zaidie.

Yu fink,"Whu dis guy r? Zaidie?? Whut kinda name dat r?" Den yu come tu yur senses. Yu wememmer dat yu du, in fak, kno' me' an' yu fink,"Zaidie/Zaidiepup/Z-Pup/Z ('cept onwy Zoe r 'llowed tu call me dat!)/Mistur Pawsum/LWD!! Yu wented on baycayshun an' we hab heered nuffin 'bout it. Whut da heck r go on???" 

Pupses, I will ged tu it, I pwomise, bud in da meemtime, sumfing else camed up an' it r an OUTWAGE. My weputayshun hab beened destwoyed, WUINED, eben!

I wuz jus' weadin' da Dogster Magazine, da wifestyle sexshun. I wuz particuwarwy innerwested in da title ob one ob da wists : 10 Nottiest Dog Bweeds. I finked tu myselb,"OMD! I OWN dis wist. Dere r NO PUP nottier dan dis LWD!! Weguwar notty pups come tu me fur abbice. Dem wook up tu me, I r so notty. In fak, if yu wook up da werd,'notty' in da dikshunawy, yu see a pichur ob me, Zaidie! Dat r all yu need kno'! BOL :D"

I cwicked on da wink an', wo an' beholded, dere it wuz. Da 10 Nottiest Dog Bweeds wist : 
                 
                  1) Daschund
                  2) Bull Tewwier
                  3) Jag Wussell Tewwier
                  4) Pug
                  5) Malteez
                  6) 'Merican Pibble Tewwier
                  7) Yorkie
                  8) Wab
                  9) Engwish Bulldawg
                 10) Beegul

I weaded it an' I finked,"Oh, dere must be a mistake cuz dere r no menshun ob Westies. Mabbe da wist r continued on da nexx page." Bud dere wuz no nexx page. Dat wuz da hole wist. I r nod on it an' neiber r Whitwey an' Finwey an' Jayden Noelani an' Cwicket an' Ziggy an' all da uber Dogster Westies whose names I can nod wememmer wite now cuz I r so distwot. 

Go. Go, pupses an' wead it fur yurselbes. See if it r poss'ble tu wead da wist ob charactewistiks ob a notty dog wifout habbin' a image ob me, Zaidie, poppin' intu yur cute lil' head. Wascally? Impish? Willingwess tu disobey?? Dose werds hab me witten ALL OBER dem....Oh bey. I need wie down.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Nod 'Gain!! ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/801258</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 14 Oct 2012 07:21:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>OY BEY! We r goin' 'way 'gain, pupses! Dis time it r nod fur fun an' 'wewaxin'. It r fur da funewal  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OY BEY! We r goin' 'way 'gain, pupses! Dis time it r nod fur fun an' 'wewaxin'. It r fur da funewal ob Momma's Gwamma (Ackfuwawwy, Momma callded her 'Nan' &hearts;)

Anyfur, I be back in a coupla days. I weally miss messin' 'wound here on dis Dogster fing an' if I r nod careful, I r gonna wose my honurwawy memmership in Schnauzer's Wule! I hab nod beened able tu pway dere in yeers. 
Mabbe I shood send ebery SR pup a memmership in da 'MEATZ&trade; ob da Day' Cwub, so dem kno' I r finkin' 'bout dem! Dem ged a fweezer filled wif MEATZ&trade; ebery day!! An' dose fweezers stack up nicewy, tu :D

We hab a bizzy day dis day, so I r gonna say 'See ya, pupses! An' take care ob yur peeples, 'kay?? Gud werk! I wuff yu &hearts; &#10048; &#9728;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Oy Bey. Whadda week ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/801024</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 08:13:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/801024</guid>
		<description>Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, habbed a PAWSUM baycayshun! Our lil' cabin wuz cozy an' wustik (bud nod ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, habbed a PAWSUM baycayshun! Our lil' cabin wuz cozy an' wustik (bud nod TU wustik :D). Da lil' cweek ahind it wulled us tu sweep each nite an' helbed us wake up oh-so-gentwy in da mornin'. It r twoo whut dem say : sumtimes a change r as gud as a west...or sumfing. BOL!

I habbed wotza abbenchurs an' I will wite 'bout dem soon. Dis day, doe, we r sad cuz Momma's Gwamma died wate wast nite. Hur wuz 94 which r elebenty-sebenty-seben in pup yeers. Hur habbed a PAWSUM life - borned on a small farm wifout water an' ewectwicity in da middle ob nowherez - moobin' tu da big city an' werkin' - den meetin' hur fu-chur husband when him offered hur a wide home fwum church in hims father's fancy Chwysler Imperial! Hur sed no! BOLBOLBOL :D

Anyfur, I hab beened weadin' yur diawies an' commentin' when I can. Momma r still duin' waundwy an' junk fwum our twip an' now hur r kinda sad :( I will dwop in here when I can cuz I wuff yu pupses an' I miss messin' 'wound wif yu here on dis Dogster pwace. Take care ob yur peeples, 'kay? &hearts; &#10048; &#9728;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Heading Home, Nod dis Day, Bud Nexx Day ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/800598</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 8 Oct 2012 19:32:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/800598</guid>
		<description>~ LWD Facts 'Bout Baycayshuns ~

            Baycayshuns r fun,
            bud dem r ober tu fas ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ~ LWD Facts 'Bout Baycayshuns ~

            Baycayshuns r fun,
            bud dem r ober tu fass.
            Den yur Momma cwies.

I habbed WOTZA fun, bud it r time tu hed home. Bark wif yu lader, my fwiends &hearts;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ A Quik Note Fwum da Baycayshunin' Z-Pup ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/800356</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 6 Oct 2012 19:39:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/800356</guid>
		<description>&quot;Momma! I r witin' tu my Dogster fwiends, but I hab no idea where I r! Where I r??&quot; 

&quot;You're stay ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Momma! I r witin' tu my Dogster fwiends, but I hab no idea where I r! Where I r??" 

"You're staying in a cozy little cabin in the woods. There's a creek out back and the sound it makes lulls all of us to sleep. There are squirrels all over the place and you have two perfect lookout spots for squirrel patrol. You've seen some sights, made some new friends and eaten some real MEATZ&trade;"

"Yu r habbin' fun, Momma?"

"Oh, yes, Zaidie. I really, truly am."

"Yu need a Bodka Dwip&trade;here, Momma?"

"Only the tiniest one, HunBun."

"Dat r gud, Momma. I r 'xhausted. Baycayshuns r hard werk *zzzzzzzzz*


Habby Fanksgibbin' tu all my Canadian fwiends! An' Habby Cowumbus Day tu all my 'Mer'can fwiends, tu!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ A Lil' Baycayshun Fur Us ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/799892</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 3 Oct 2012 15:53:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/799892</guid>
		<description>&quot;Where are you, Zaidie?&quot;

&quot;I r here, Momma!&quot;

&quot;Where is that?&quot;

&quot;It r wite here, Momma!&quot;

&quot;A ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Where are you, Zaidie?"

"I r here, Momma!"

"Where is that?"

"It r wite here, Momma!"

"Are you packed yet?"

"Almost! I just need a coupla more sootcases an' I be all weady, Momma!"

"We're only going for a few days, Zaidie. You won't need that much and I can't imagine you've packed any sweaters for yourself. What are you taking??"

"BOL :D No fweaters, Momma!! BOL! Well, I r takin' all my Cuz toys cuz I wuff dem an' all my stuffies cuz I wuff dem, tu, an' my Nina Ottoson games 'case I ged boreded an' all my tennis balls cuz a guy neber knows when him r gonna need tu pway fetch...Hey, I bwing da LWD Cwubhowse, Momma??"

"We won't have room for that, HunBun, not since you added that new wing last year. Hey, tell your friends that you're going to be away for a few days. You know how they worry if they don't hear your LWD voice."

"I know dem do. It makes my LWD hart feel gud tu kno' dat dem care 'bout me, Zaidie. I will wite a diawy entwy soon as my Cuz toys r finished in da washin' 'chine!!"

*pause* "Wait....What did you say, Zaidie???"



Hi, pupses!! It r twue! We r goin' on a lil' baycayshun! Momma founded a cute lil' cabin sumpwace an' we wented it fur a few days an' *I* ged tu go tu!! It r a pup-fwiendwy pwace an' dere r a lil' cweek wite 'hind da cabin an' da sniffin' r gonna be PAWSUM an' I r gonna make nu fwiends an' see da sites an' continue my misshun tu wid da werld ob bermin, one skwerl at a time! I heer dere r WOTZ where we r goin'!!
 
I will hab my waptop wif me, but I can nod guawantee I r gonna be 'wound dis Dogster pwace bery much. We be back wate nexx Toosday nite. Be gud pupses an' take care ob yur peeples, 'kay? I wuff yu!! *westie struts off to finish packing*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Whut da...??? ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/799350</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 1 Oct 2012 08:47:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/799350</guid>
		<description>Sum ob yu pupses mite jus' be wakin' up, bud here in da east it r almost noon. &quot;Hey, Momma? I hab su ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sum ob yu pupses mite jus' be wakin' up, bud here in da east it r almost noon. "Hey, Momma? I hab sum wunch soon??"

Anyfur, I hab gud nuses AN' I had bad nueses. Da gud nueses r dat yu can send Dogster Giff Shop bawwoons tu all yur fwiends dis day *FUR FWEE*! Yup, dat r whut I sed. Dem cost 0 zeawies dis day onwy. 

Da bad nuses r dat dem r fwee cuz, appawentwy, dis r "Catober 1st". Da name awone r 'nuff tu make me cwazee an' nutzo, bud da idea ob cewebwatin' such a day goes 'gainst ebery fibre ob my LWD bein'. I r NOD cewebwatin' anyfing kitty-wewated. In fak, I r pwotestin' dis hole fing by wefusin' tu participate.
I r sendin' bawwoons tu no pup. I hab my pwinciples an' my mowals an' junk an' I r standin' by dem dis time. Nod eben da pwomise ob fwee bawwoons r 'nuff tu sway me, Zaidie. Ok. If dem wuz filled wif bacon bits or hunks ob MEATZ™, I mite weconsider, BUD DEM R NOD, so I west my case.

I will be back here on a day dat r NOD all 'bout honurin' kitties. I r eben finkin' ob takin' wegal akshun. Yu hab beened warned, HQ.

*PUPDATE* Me an' my staff jus' habbed a 'mergencee meetin' an' we 'cided dat we R gonna send bawwoons tu all our fwiends, bud *nod* cuz it r 'Catober' 1st. We r duin' it in mem'wy ob Izzy B an' all our deer fwiends at da Wainbow Bwidge whu wive in our harts fureber an' alwayz &hearts; &#10048; &#9728;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Sum Haikus in Mem'wy ob Izzy B ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/799248</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 30 Sep 2012 12:48:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/799248</guid>
		<description>All ob us pupses an' our peeples r so bery sad dat our sweet, orange fwiend, da one an' onwy Izzy B, ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ All ob us pupses an' our peeples r so bery sad dat our sweet, orange fwiend, da one an' onwy Izzy B, wented tu da Wainbow Bwidge on Fwiday, jus' a coupla monfs short ob hur 16th birfday.
I twied witin' sumfing meeningful, wif wotza werds, dat wood adequatewy expwess our sadnesses an' our wuff fur Izzy an' da hole Beesun fambly. Howeber, I ebentuawwy weawized dat bestest way fur me tu du dat r fru da form ob poetwy knowned as haiku.     



    ~ We miss yu ~

 Hur steel-ded our harts
 wif hur sweetness an' hur fwoofs.
 T'wuz twue pubby wuff.


     ~ My Wuff ~

 I wuffed hur fwum da 
 moment I sawed hur sweet face
 on dis Dogster fing.


     ~ Fureber ~

 Ernie an' Izzy
 tugefur 'gain, chowin' down
 On eggie weggies.

     
     ~ Big Orange ~

 Ernie wuffed Izzy
 eben more dan mashed 'tatoes
 an' gwavy. Weally.

Big hugs an' wotza swoppy LWD kisses tu Mistur an' Missus Beesun, tu Bacon an' Beanie an', ob corse, tu my mentor, da Don ob Sunset Woad, Ernie George, Angel-At-Warge. Take gud care ob Big Orange up dere at da Wainbow Bwidge, my fwiend &hearts; &#10048; &#9728;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Momma an' da walk ob HORROR ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/798509</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 24 Sep 2012 11:23:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/798509</guid>
		<description>It r a tip'cal fall day here in souf-western Ontawio - kewl 'nuff dat da peeple need wear a jacket,  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It r a tip'cal fall day here in souf-western Ontawio - kewl 'nuff dat da peeple need wear a jacket, bud nod so kewl dat dem r stuffin' dere LWDs intu fweaters an' junk. Da sun r pwayin' hide-an-seek wif da cwouds an' dere r wotza weafs on da gwound, holdin' in all kindza wunnerful smells an' stuff. In uber werds, it r da perfek day fur takin' yur pupses fur a walk afore yu ged bizzy duin' borin' peeple stuffs. 

Momma gedded weady while I did dis : *eyeroll* an' wated fur hours while hur founded da wite shooes an' sungwasses an' filled hur pocket wif poop bags. Den, boila : we wuz weady tu hed out da door. I, ob corse, hab beened stuffded intu da 'Buddy Belt ob Horror an' Tortchur™'. I weally du nod wike dat fing. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  Bud I digwess. 

Finawwy, we wuz on our way. Momma sed,"Which way should we go, HunBun?? You choose the route today!" WOO-HOO :D So dere we wuz, me pullin' wif all my stwenfs an' LWD muscles an' stuff, twyin' tu see an' smell eberyfing awong da way. Momma sed dat r called 'NOD COOPEWATIN', bud I call it 'simpwy bein' a pup' :D
  
I wuz pullin' one way an' Momma wuz pullin' da uber way when all ob a sudden, da 'Buddy Belt ob Horror an' Torchur™' swipped off me, Zaidie!! I wuz FWEE! Yup, no weash or nuffin!!! Momma maded sum kinda weerd noize I hab neber heered afore :O Bud bein' fwee did nod feel tu gud. It wuz kinda skeery. I fwattened myselb 'gainst da gwound an' Momma frowed hurselb on top ob me. Hur pichured me wunnin' fwee an' geddin' wost or, eben werser, bein' squishded by a car! It wuz horr'ble!

Hur scoopded me up an' telled me I wuz a bery gud boy. Den hur huggded me, bud nod tu tite, an' pudded me back intu da Buddy Belt ob Horror an' Tortchur™. Hur fot,"Okay. We can either continue on and walk off the stress or we can run home and flip out and imagine all the ways that could have ended badly..." We keeped walking! An' I choosed da woute we taked!
We went past my nemesis' howse. Him r a yappy, bud bery cute lil' Sheltie who sez,"BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!" ebery time him sees me :D I say,"BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!" wite back at him wheneber I see him. It r fun! Weally noisy, tu! In fak, if dem see us afore we see dem, dem go da uber way! BOLBOL :D

Now we r home an' Momma r twyin' tu bweafe an' wewax. I hookded hur up tu da pwototipe fur da all nu 'Quintuple-Stwenf Bodka Dwip&trade;' witch r nod eben abailable 'til da furst week in December! Hur r westin' comfortabwy an', dis nite, when Dadda geds home fwum werk, we r gonna weenact da hole ugwee incident an' see whut wented wong wif da 'Buddy Belt ob Horror an' Torchur&trade;'. I say we shood frow it out, ged wid ob it, bud dat r jus' my 'pinion :D Bud I r weally gwad I r nod wost nor squishded!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Tawk Wike a Piwate Day ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/797755</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 12:58:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/797755</guid>
		<description>All ober da werld dis r 'Tawk Wike A Piwate' day - dat speshul day once a yeer when we frow cawshun  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ All ober da werld dis r 'Tawk Wike A Piwate' day - dat speshul day once a yeer when we frow cawshun tu da wind an' diswegard all da usual wules ob spellin' an' gwammar an'...Say whut? Oh, yeah - I du dat eberyday :D

If yu hab beened payin' 'ttenshuns, yu also wood hab noticed dat da BIG piwate fwags in da giff shop r fwee dis day. Yes, I sed F-W-E-E!! FWEE BIG, HUGE PIWATE FWAGS in da Dogster Giff Shop, dis day onwy! So ged sendin' dem tu all yur piwate fwiends or I r gonna make yu walk da pwank an' du all kindza cwazee piwate stuff tu yu, tu :O So AAAARRRGH an' ABAST an' Junk ☠]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD. SKWERLS ON MY PAGE!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/796819</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 13 Sep 2012 08:03:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/796819</guid>
		<description>&quot;BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK&quot;

&quot;Zaidie! WHAT'S GOING ON???
 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK"

"Zaidie! WHAT'S GOING ON???

"BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!! Momma, dere r skwerls all ober my Dogster pwofile page! Wookit dose barmints!! BARKBARKBARK! How I make dem go 'way? Dem r nod wissenin' tu me! HALP!!"

"Hmmm...Okay. Let's try deleting everything an' we'll start fresh." 

*clickclickclick*

"Momma! Dem r still dere!! BARKBARKBARKBARK! Du sumfing else!!"

"Okay...Let me think for a..."

"No time fur finkin', Momma! Dem r teezin' me merciwesswy!! Make it stop!!"

*clickclick*

"It did NOD werk, Momma!! Now whut??"

"Zaidie, we're going to have to wait until IT guy comes home from work."

"Whu dat r, Momma?"

"That's your Dadda, HunBun! If he can oversee a huge computer system used everyday by hundreds of people all over the continent, I think he can scare off a few virtual squirrels! Just relax, okay? He should be home by 6pm...Hey, how about if I prepare a nice, soothing bath for you? Would you like me to add some lavender bubble bath? I know how much you love the bubbles, little guy."

"Shur, Momma. I need chill out. I hab sum hunny-wemon tee, tu, pweeze? An' a coupla ob dose dainty lil' wadyfingur cookies ??"

"Sure. Yu wait here. I'll be right back."

"BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK"

"Z-Pup! Turn off the computer. There's no need to stress yourself out anymore than you already are."

**********************************************************

*ringringring*

"Hello? Hi, Zoe! How's everything in Idaho today?? Oh, dear. Well, if they close the blinds, it usually means you're barking so much they can't hear themselves think...I know it's boring, but if you hold off on barking for a day or two, I'm sure they'll forget all about it and open the blinds...Zaidie? Well, he's soaking in a lavender bubble bath right now. What's so funny??...Well, he was really upset by the squirrels on his profile page. I thought it would calm him down a bit until we can fix it....No, Zoe...No. Please do NOT tell your Dogster friends about Zaidie soaking in the tub. Do I have to call your parents?? Okay, good girl! I'll tell him you called. Say hi to Inkspot for him, okay? Goodbye!"

*knockknockknock*

"Come in, pweeze. Oh, it r yu, Momma!"

"Who'd you think it would be?"

"I dunno, bud I can nod take chances on any ob my fwiends findin' out I r soakin' in a wabender bubble baff. I wood neber heer da end ob it, 'speshully fwum Zoe. O.M.D."

"Well, I'm sure Zoe can be trusted with a secret, can't she??"

*eyeroll* "Shur, Momma, jus' wike I can be twusted tu watch ober an unwocked fweezer filled wif MEATZ™ :D BOLBOLBOL"

"Oh, oops."

"Ooops, whut, Momma??"

"Uh, nothing, HunBun. I..uh...forgot to add fabric softener to the load of laundry I just threw in. I'll be right back."


:D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ End ob Summer Pawty an' Taxidermy Show ~ Part 4</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/796339</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 9 Sep 2012 09:50:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/796339</guid>
		<description>*knockknockknock*

&quot;Whu r dere, pweeze?&quot;

&quot;It's Momma, HunBun, with your tea and toast. May I co ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *knockknockknock*

"Whu r dere, pweeze?"

"It's Momma, HunBun, with your tea and toast. May I come in?"

"Uh, shur, Momma. Jus' hang on a minit. *pause* 'Kay, come in."

"Here you go, sweetness. This should help calm your little tum-tum...Hey, is that bacon I smell? And chicken?? Where's it coming from???"

"Uh, I dunno, Momma, bud all ob a sudden I r feewin' bery week an' sik an' junk. I need be by myselb fur a few minits, 'kay?"

"No, not okay! I'm not leaving you alone when you're feeling sick enough to cancel this year's 'End of Summer Party and Taxidermy Show'. In fact, I don't believe you're sick after all." *checks under the bed*

"Well, look at what we have here! It's Grampa's George Foreman grill! We were wondering where that ended up. It was down in the den at Grampa's house with all the boxes of stuff for his church's upcoming rummage sale. Then all of a sudden it was missing. Hmmm...I wonder how it ended up here?!? And look! *opens the GF grill* Bacon AND Chicken, grilled to perfection, right here under Zaidie-Pup's bed! Imagine the odds of that happening :D"

"Yeah, jus' 'magine...How dat ged unner dere?? *drooldrooldrool* Momma, I r dwowndin' in pubby spit ober here. I hab a lil' taste ob bacon, pweeze??"

"But what about your sick little tum-tum, Zaidiecakes? Bacon isn't good if you're not feeling well!"

"'Kay, 'kay, 'kay... I conbess! I r nod sik!! Now I hab sum bacon, PWEEZE??"

"No, first I want to know what the heck is going on. You were all excited about your party. You and Blake worked for days, planning everything, confirming numbers, lining up guest speakers and seminars. What happened??"

*sobsobsob* "I weally messed up, Momma. I changed da menu tu began so dere wuz NO MEATZ™ at all, jus' began junk. My fwiends heered 'bout it an' dem all 'cided NOD tu come tu my pawty *sob* So dat r why I r pwetendin' be sik dis day. I r nod sik. I r jus' so bery, bery sad!" *sobsobsob*

"But WHY would you change the menu?? None of your friends are vegan, Zaidie! They're like you - they L.O.V.E. meat! Tofu hotdogs, burgers made out of chickpeas and fake bacon just aren't going to cut it with them! Why'd you do it, HunBun??"

*sob* "I wanted tu see if my fwiends wike me cuz I r Zaidie or cuz I r all 'bout da MEATZ™ an' since nun ob dem r comin' dis day, it meens *sob* dem onwy wike me cuz I feed dem *sob* MEATZ™!" *sobsobsob*

"Oh, SweetPup." *gently lifts Zaidie onto her lap and holds him close, but not too tight because he hates that* "Well, that kind of backfired, didn't it? There, there, little guy." *rocks him gently as he sobs* "Your friends love you because you are Zaidie! Not because you're all about meat! They know you're all about all kinds of things!"

"Wike barkin' at skwerls an' chasin' kitties an' shweddin' up egg cartons an' junk??"

"Yes, that and a million other things, too. You're sweet and funny and you care SO much about everyone! How could anyone not like you??" *kisses him on his LWD head as they walk over to the window to open the shutters* "Well, would you look at that!"

"Whut, Momma? *turns his head to look* "O.M.D. Dere r all my friends!!!! OMDOMDOMDOMD!! All 937 ob dem, here at my house, fur my End ob Summer Pawty!! An' O.M.D., wook at all da fudz boofs - dem r nod began! Dem r MEATZ™ an' cheez an' 'tatoes an' all da fudz us pupses wuff best!!! How dis habben?? Whut da heck r go on, Momma????"

"Well, your sweet friend, Zoe..."

"Fwum Idunno??"

"Yes, Zoe from 'Idunno' called me because she was very worried about you, so we worked with Blake to make this the 'End of Summer Party' of your dreams!"

"An' taxidermy show??? 

"Yes, the squirrel you found dead on the street and lovingly stuffed and mounted for display in the living room is on exhibit."

"Momma!! No one r 'pposed tu kno I founded dat skwerl! I telled dem I chaseded it an' caughted it myselb!"

"Oh, Zaidie! When are you going to learn that YOU, everyone's favourite LWD, are enough - just you, without meat, without saving lives, without big adventures. You're all anyone needs! I love you, Zaidie-Pup!"

"Momma! Dat r nuff mushy junk! Wet's ged out dere an' pawty wif my fwiends!!"

"All 937 of them??"

"Yup, ebery single one ♥"


                   
                                ~ Dis r da end ~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ End ob Summer Pawty an' Taxidermy Show ~ Part 3</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/796035</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 6 Sep 2012 09:26:37 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/796035</guid>
		<description>&quot;Zaidie! HunBun!! Aren't you going to get up this morning? This is the day ob your big, end-of-summe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Zaidie! HunBun!! Aren't you going to get up this morning? This is the day ob your big, end-of-summer party, isn't it??"

"Uh...yes, it r, Momma, 'cept I r nod feelin' gud. I need keep sweepin', 'kay??"

"What?? This is YOUR DAY, little guy!! Get up!..."

"No, Momma. I r nod up tu it dis day. Mabbe anuber day."

"Let me feel your forehead, sweetpup. Hmmm...You don't feel warm to me."

"Dat r cuz I r cold, Momma. Turn up da heet, 'kay? It r fweezin' in here. Heet an' sweep r gonnba helb me feel bedder. In fak, I bet I r gonna be fine nexx day. Pweeze cwose da door on yur way out tu ged me sum tee an' toast, 'kay, Momma?"

"Okay, Z-Pup. I'm worried about you, though."

Whut da hek r go on?? R I weally sick or whut? Stay tuneded, pupses :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ My 2nd Annual End ob Summer Pawty an' Taxidermy Show ~ Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/795504</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 1 Sep 2012 18:25:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/795504</guid>
		<description>*$#$#@#$$#@%$#$%$#*&amp;*

&quot;Zaidie! I thought I told you to change your ring tone! Those bagpipes are  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *$#$#@#$$#@%$#$%$#*&*

"Zaidie! I thought I told you to change your ring tone! Those bagpipes are hurting my ears!"

"Bud Momma! Bagpipes r part ob my hewitage, jus' wike haggis an' scotch! Oh, by da way, my nu kilt r pwessed an' weady tu go??"

*%$%#$#@#@$#%$%&%$*

"Yes, it's ready. Answer your phone NOW!"

"Howy cwap, Momma...Dis r Zaidie speekin'. Whu yu r, pweeze?"

"Z-Pup! It's Blake. I think we're ready for your party, but attendance is way down, dude. Your friends just aren't into this whole vegan theme you've chosen this year. No one's RSVP-ed yet."

"No pup hab RSBPEED?? Whut da woof r go on?? Well, dem r gonna miss da pawty ob da yeer, nod tu menshun da taxidermy show an'.."

"There's only one entry for that and it's your squirrel!"

"Hmmm...HEY! Dat meens I win, wite?? YAAAAAAAY :D"

"Well, yes, you win, I guess, but I'm more concerned with attendance, Zaidie. If no one's coming, should we even bother to set up the food stations and the vendors booths?? We've got an entire warehouse filled with vegan food and no one to eat it."

"I r gonna eat it, Bwake. Anyfing began r tastee. In fak, Began r my middle name!"

"I thought it was Levi."

"Oh, no. I changed it. Pweeze du nod tell my Momma, doe, 'kay?? We need tu set up fur da pawty, Bwake. Mabbe my fwiends r jus' so bizzy dem furgedded tu RSBPEE. Dem will come. I hab fayf in dem."

"Okay, Z-Pup. If you're wrong you're going to have 3 tons of leftover vegan delicacies to eat."

"Dat r okay, Bwake. Began stuff r 'licious! R Fewix gonna be dere wif yu nexx day?"

"No, he can't wear pants yet, so he's housebound for now."

"I cood wend him a kilt!! See yu, Bwake!"


                           ~ End of Part 2 ~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Me? A DDP?? OMD :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/794938</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 09:45:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/794938</guid>
		<description>Well, wood yu wookit dat! I r a DDP dis day an' awweady my fwidge r fillin' up wif MEATZ&acirc;&cent; fwum my  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, wood yu wookit dat! I r a DDP dis day an' awweady my fwidge r fillin' up wif MEATZ™ fwum my fwiends! Yu fink dem r twyin' tu tell me sumfing?? BOLBOL :D Anyfur, Part 2 r comin' soon. I pwomise ♥

We wented tu my bestest beech on da weekend. Doe I hab pwanned tu go NOD FWIMMIN', I wuz twicked intu goin' FWIMMIN', tu. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...Da water webel in my Wake Huron r bery wow (Now wemember - in Zaidiespeak L sounds wike W). Da beech wuz bery wide an' da sandbars wuz outta da water. Dadda fot I wood wike tu walk on a sandbar, bud tu ged tu an' fwum da sandbar, I needed fwim. Momma sawed my diwemna an' hur cawwied me twenny miles ober tu da sand bar (Momma: Actually it was more like ten feet, but you know Zaidie and numbers! LOL) 

Yeah, whuteber, Momma...It wuz kewl tu walk on da sandbar cuz fwum a distance it wooked wike I wuz walkin' on water an' sum pupses wuz sayin',"Hey, wookit dat way kewl pup ober dere walkin' on water! I wunner how him duz it. Him must be majik or sumfing!" Den I wanted OFF da sandbar an' I wanted tu go back tu our spot on my bestest beech an' wewax witch wuz da hole weasun fur goin' tu my bestest beech in da furst pwace. Did I ged cawwied back tu shore or did I need fwim fur miles an' miles, comin' face tu face wif sharks an' dere H-U-G-E teefs an' jellyfishes stingin' me all ober my cute LWD body?? Yu kno' it, pupses. Da odds wuz nod in my fabour, bud I suckded up my feerz an' fwimmed fur my wife (Wemember dat wule??) I maded it tu shore wif onwy a few bites on my LWD body an' my secwet pocket wuz fwooded out so my BwackBewwy r now goned. It wuz a bery small pwice tu pay fur geddin' out awive. Den we habbed wunch an' I tasted Dadda's chiggen afore him gibbed me my own :D

I meeted sum pupses an' sum peepoles, tu. Sum wadies wuz oooohin' an' awwwwin' at my LWD cuteness, bud I 'gnored dem, jus' wike I 'gnore Momma or Dadda when dem say,"Zaidie, NO!!" or "Zaidie, COME!!" or "Zaidie, DROP IT!!" Sumtimes Momma wunners if I r habbin' twubble heerin'. Den, cuz I can heer da smell (yup, weally) ob cheeze when it comes outta da fwidge, hur knows dere r nuffin wong wif my 'dorable LWD ears :D

I gotta go now, pupses. I hab a big pawty tu pwan! Hope yu all wike chickpeas an' wentils :D BOLBOLBOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Pwannin' My  Annual 'End ob Summer' Pawty an' Taxidermy Show ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/794500</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 24 Aug 2012 20:17:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/794500</guid>
		<description>*$%$#$#@#$#$%&amp;%*&amp;^&amp;%#$*%^$*

&quot;Zaidie! What on earth is that noise???&quot;

&quot;Whut noize, Momma??&quot;

 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *$%$#$#@#$#$%&%*&^&%#$*%^$*

"Zaidie! What on earth is that noise???"

"Whut noize, Momma??"

*&%$#$#@#$#%$^&^*&(&%$###$@@*

"THAT noise! Make it stop, please!"

"Oh, dat. Dat r my BwackBerry wingtone, Momma!"

"WHAT?? I can't hear you!! Turn it down NOW!!"

"Bud Momma! I wuff dis song!!!" *Westie struts to a bagpipe rendition of 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' "C'mon an' dance wif me!! :D"

*yells* "NO. Answer your phone. It might be important!"

"'Kay, Momma. Geez....Hewwo. Yu hab weached da Gee wesidence. Zaidie Webi Gee speekin'. How I may helb yu??"

"Z-Pup, dude! It's me, Blake!"

"Bwake! How yu r duin', my fwiend? How wuz yur baycayshun in Benice??"

"Oh, I'm good, little man, and Venice was awesome! Felix broke his leg, falling out of a gondola, but, other than that, we had a blast! What about you? I thought for sure I would have heard from you about your party by now. We've got some planning to do!!"

"Oh, yu kno' it, Bwake. Da summer r almost ober, bud it r nod 'ffishully ober 'til da cops ged called tu Zaidie's pwace cuz ob all da noize compwaints! BOLBOLBOL!!"

"LOLOLOLOL!! Your friend Zoe out of jail yet?? That was *some* show she put on last year!!"

"O.M.D. BOLBOLBOL!! Yeah, whu wooda fot dat a nice gurlpup fwum Idunno wood steel a cop car an' go fru da dwibe-fru at PetSmart??? An' dem du nod eben hab a dwibe-fru at PetSmart :D BOLBOLBOL!! Hur r outta jail, bud hur r gonna be on pwobayshun fur yeerz!"

"LOLOLOLOLOL!! So, Zaidie...your party. What's the theme this year or do I really need to ask?? How many MEATZ™ stations will we need to set up this year?"

"None, Bwake."

"Um, pardon me, Zaidie? None???"

"Dat r whut I sed, Bwake. Dis yeer we r goin' began."

"VEGAN???"


                       *End of Part 1*

P.S. I r goin' tu my bestest beech nexx day, pupses!! I will be shur tu du pwenty ob 'NOD FWIMMIN' jus' fur yu :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh, woe r me...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/793314</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 09:01:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/793314</guid>
		<description>Hi, pupses. I r still nod feewin' 100%. Sumtimes I wanna eat an' sumtimes I.DU.NOD. I kno' - I can n ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi, pupses. I r still nod feewin' 100%. Sumtimes I wanna eat an' sumtimes I.DU.NOD. I kno' - I can nod bewiebe it iber. Da med'cine I r takin' tu help cwear up my tummy twubbles r called Metronidazole. Feewin' nod gud AN' eben duin' da urka gurka r offen a side ebbect ob dis stuff. Momma r waitin' tu heer back fwum da bet 'bout weafer I need tu finish all da pills (dem go 'til Monday). We will finish dem if Dogtur Weeze sez I need tu.

In any ebent, I kno' yu pupses r waitin' fur a weel diawy entwy an' nod jus' a pupdate 'bout me an' my LWD tum-tum. It r comin'. I can feel da ideas churnin' 'wound in my LWD hed wite now an' I r finkin' it r time tu call da Pawty Boyz&trade;, Bwake an' Fewix! Hang tuff an' tite an' junk cuz we hab sum cewebwatin' tu du bery soon!! Dis r woadtwip day so I r outta here. Hab a gwate day, my fwiendses :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Sad Times on Dogster ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/792958</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 13 Aug 2012 18:37:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/792958</guid>
		<description>It hab beened a bery sad coupla weeks here on Dogster. I fot dat afore I wite sumfing silly in my di ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It hab beened a bery sad coupla weeks here on Dogster. I fot dat afore I wite sumfing silly in my diawy, I wood post a poem I founded on dose innernetses. I hope it helbs sad hearts feel bedder &hearts; &#10048; &#9728;

  I'M STILL HERE 

Friend, please don’t mourn for me
 I’m still here, though you don’t see.
 I’m right by your side each night and day
 and within your heart I long to stay.
 
My body is gone but I’m always near.
 I’m everything you feel, see or hear.
 My spirit is free, but I’ll never depart
 as long as you keep me alive in your heart.
 
I’ll never wander out of your sight-
 I’m the brightest star on a summer’s night.
 I’ll never be beyond your reach-
 I’m the warm moist sand when you’re at the beach.
 
I’m the colorful leaves when fall comes around
 and the pure white snow that blankets the ground.
 I’m the beautiful flowers of which you’re so fond,
 The clear cool water in a quiet pond.
 
I’m the first bright blossom you’ll see in the spring,
 The first warm raindrop that April will bring.
 I’m the first ray of light when the sun starts to shine,
 and you’ll see that the face in the moon shine is mine.
 
When you start thinking there’s no one to love you,
 you can talk to through the Lord up above you.
 I’ll whisper my answer through the leaves on the trees,
 and you’ll feel my presence in the soft summer breeze.
 
I’m the hot salty tears that flow when you weep
 and the beautiful dreams that come while you sleep.
 I’m the smile you see on a baby’s face.
 Just look for me friend, I’m every place!
 
        ~Author Unknown]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Back Fwum Scotwand ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/792447</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Aug 2012 08:28:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/792447</guid>
		<description>Pupses!! I r back fwum da 'Hack da Haggis 2012 Festibal'&amp;trade;! Can yu say BIG F-U-N?? I r gonna te ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pupses!! I r back fwum da 'Hack da Haggis 2012 Festibal'&trade;! Can yu say BIG F-U-N?? I r gonna tell yu 'bout it, bud wite now I r nod feewin' tu gud. In fak, I hab nod beened feewin' gud eber since I getted back fwum da homewand. Mabbe I eated sum bad haggis or sumfing. 

Momma wants me tu go tu da bet NOW. Dadda r finkin' eberyfing r gonna be fine an' wants tu wate. Momma r angwy an' upset an' weally tired fwum hur twip tu MN which r nod helpin' one bit. Dis r also woadtwip day. Oy bey.

DU NOD send wosettes! I r gonna be fine. Mostwy I want Momma an' Dadda tu stop bein' angwy an' yellin' cuz it hurts my LWD ears. Dem neber yell, so I kno' dere r sumfing wong.
I did nod want yu pupses tu fink I hab 'bandoned Dogster, so I fot I wood dwop in tu say hi. I be back soon. I wuff yu &hearts;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ A Pupdate On Our Way Ober tu Scotwand ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/791837</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 4 Aug 2012 08:04:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/791837</guid>
		<description>Pupses!! It r me, Zaidie, comin' tu yu WIVE fwum a bike twail somewherz in da 'Wantik O-Shun! Bob an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pupses!! It r me, Zaidie, comin' tu yu WIVE fwum a bike twail somewherz in da 'Wantik O-Shun! Bob an' me r more dan halfway tu da homewand. Dis bike twail r PAWSUM! Wite now we r takin' a lil' bweak fur, yu kno'...bud soon we r gonna jump back ontu our bikes an' ged goin'. Da 'Hack da Haggis, 2012' Festibal r startin' later dis day! Da big nues dis yeer r da intwoduckshun ob 'Haggis-On-A-Stik&trade;' in da fudz pabillion. It r a portable an' oh-so-tastee tweet!

Anyfur, Bob r finished -pwibacy, pweeze-, finawwy! BOL! "Hey, Bob! Whut r dat ahind yu??...OMD. Bob, yu hab toiwet paper 'ttached tu yur shoe!!!" BOLBOL :D Yu heer 'bout dat habbenin', bud until yu actuawwy see it wif yur own eyes, it duz nod seem all dat funny :D BOLBOL! RFBMBO!!!
BOB! Turn down yur Scotch Dwip&trade;! Yu r wobblin' all ober da bike twail!! Oy bey. It r a gud fing I r here. *LWD eye roll* Tawk wif yu 'gain soon, my fwiends! I wuff all ob yu an' wish yu cood be here wif us &hearts; BOB! Da pin camed off yur kilt! No one needs see dat, dood!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ My Bery Own Baycayshun ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/791327</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 1 Aug 2012 17:44:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/791327</guid>
		<description>Pupses!! It r me, Zaidie, comin' tu yu wive fwum Bob's howse where I r suwwounded by a bunch ob nutz ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pupses!! It r me, Zaidie, comin' tu yu wive fwum Bob's howse where I r suwwounded by a bunch ob nutzo Westie pubbies whu du NOD hab dere wissenin' ears 'ttached tu dere LWD heads! HELB!!
I r here now cuz Momma an' Dadda r fwyin' tu MN, nod dis day, bud nexx day! My Auntie S whu r Momma's sistur an' whu r da Mom ob my bestest kidses r geddin' mawwied tu a guy whu r named Eddie! Him r a bery nice man. I meeted him durin' wast summer's MEATZ™ an' Gweetz Tour, 2011.' Wememmer dat abbenchur?? It wuz BIG FUN :D

Anyfur, Bob an' me, Zaidie, will be  hedin' ober tu our homewand ob Scotwand on our bikes. It r almost dat time ob yeer 'gain - da Harbest ob da Haggis! Yu kno' it, pupses! Da haggis twees r gwoanin' unner da weight ob all dose bags ob haggis, hangin' fwum dere bwanches. It r time tu 'Hack Da Haggis, 2012™'. It r a huge festibal in dose West Highwands! Dere r wotza pawades an' pawties an' dances wif fousands ob pupses an' peepoles wearin' dere kilts an' eatin' haggis 'til dere tummies r so filled dat dere r haggis 'sploshuns all ober da pwace an' it r a HUGE, bery fun mess :D Den dere r all kindza borin' speeches an' junk, bud da bestest part r bein' back in our homewand.*sob*

Afore we weturn tu Canada on our bikes, we pwan tu bisit da site ob my birf - yu kno', dat lil' spot unner da most famus haggis twee in da hole werld! Dere we r also gonna chek on da pwogwess ob da all-nu 'Haggis Twee Hilton', bein' builded wite 'side da pwace ob my birf, bwingin' peepoles an' pupses fwum all ober da werld tugefur in peece an' harmony an' haggis! *sob* 

Cuz I still need tu pack an' cuz I r geddin' all berkwempt an' 'mo-shu-nal, I need sign off now, bud I be back soon. Keep kewl, pupses, WAY kewl :D An' make shur dat da haggis yu r eatin' r  'Z-Pup Haggis™', da bestest stuff on Earf ♥

P.S. Fur dose ob yu whu hab nod yet noticed, da wayer cakes in da Dogster Giff Shop&trade; r FWEE dis day an' dis day onwy!! Yep, I sed FWEE! Dat meens dem cost $0,000,000 an'/or 0,000,000,000 zeawies!! Send cakes tu yur fwiends an' make nu fwiends wif CAKE :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>O.M.D.!!  I r a DDP 'gain??</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/789430</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 09:20:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/789430</guid>
		<description>*Zaidie's Momma knocks on the bathroom door*

&quot;Zaidie, are you in there??&quot;

&quot;Yes, Momma!!&quot;

&quot;W ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *Zaidie's Momma knocks on the bathroom door*

"Zaidie, are you in there??"

"Yes, Momma!!"

"What are you doing, HunBun?"

"Uh, nuffin! Whut yu r duin' out dere, Momma?"

"Zaidie Levi Gee, answer my question. I hear splashing. What are you doing??!"

"OMD. Chill out, woman. I r wewaxin' in a bery soofin' baff wif wabender baff salts."

"I hear voices. Who's in there with you??"

"I r uzin' one ob da CDs yu uze fur wewaxin'. *stifled giggle* I figureded dat since dem werk so well fur yu (BOLBOLBOL :D) dat I shood twy one. Dis mornin' hab beened bery stwessful fur me, Zaidie."

"And just HOW was your morning stressful, dare I ask??"

"Yu did nod wub my belly tu wake me up wike yu uzuawwy du *pout*"

"I'm very sorry, HunBun, but it's roadtrip day and I'm busy getting ready. Dadda will be home soon, so could you finish up in there?? Oh, by the way, you're a DDP over on Dogster today AND there are hotdogs in the gift shop now, too!"

"WOO-HOO!! Fanks, Momma! I be wite out :D"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Zaidie an' da Bery Bizzy Weekend ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/789036</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 09:01:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/789036</guid>
		<description>Pupses!! My weekend wuz cwazee an' NUTZO bizzy an'' it r nod eben ober yet!

Dadda r nod at werk d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pupses!! My weekend wuz cwazee an' NUTZO bizzy an'' it r nod eben ober yet!

Dadda r nod at werk dis day an' we r goin' NOD FWIMMIN' at my Gwamma an' Gwampa's howse, 'cept Gwamma r nod dere cuz hur r in da hossible :( Dem r wunnin' a bunch ob tests an' junk tu twy tu figur' out whut da heck r wong wif hur.
Aftur we finish 'nod fwimmin', Momma an' Dadda r gonna du tag-teem bisitin' (cuz dem neber weave me awone in da car AN' it r stoopid hod here)tu see Gwamma an' take hur sum fwowers or a Bodka Dwip&trade; or sumfing :D 

I stayed at Bob's howse on Sadurday cuz Momma an' Dadda habbed tu go tu a weddin' which wuz held owtside at a winery on a BERY hot an' humid day. Momma sez dat when hur finks back on dat day, hur will nod fink 'bout da beeyooful bwide or da 'dorable fwowergurl or da 'licious champayne. Nope. Hur r onwy gonna wemembur da GABILLYUNS an' TWAZILLYUNS ob flies dat wuz eberywhere, speshully unner da big tent when dem wuz eatin'...cuz yu kno' how flies wuff a gud meel, wite?? Momma used da werd 'disgustin' tu descwibe it. Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Dem cooda used a  bunch ob us pupses tu wook aftur dose fwies. I r weelly gud at chasin' dem an' sumtimes I eben catch dem :D

I habbed fun stayin' ober at Bob's howse, bud dere wuz 6 Westie pubbies whu I wuz TWYIN' tu twain, bud dem did NOD hab dere wissenin' ears on an' all dem wanted tu du wuz mess 'wound an' chase me, Zaidie :O Dem did nod unnerstan dat yu r nod 'spposed tu chase yur teechur. Nexx time I r dere, in a coupla weeks, I r takin' all yu pupses wif me tu helb contwol dose bad lil' pubbies, 'kay??

It r woadtwip time now!! Hab a pawsum day, eberypup! ConDOGumatayshuns tu Hershey an' Fizzy an' Cleo an' Demon Fwash Bandit!! All ob dem r DDPs dis day!! WOO-HOO :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Haiku 'bout Summer ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/788674</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:12:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/788674</guid>
		<description>Nod dis day, bud yes'day wuz woadtwip day fur me, Momma an' Dadda. Momma habs a 'ppointment ebery Fu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Nod dis day, bud yes'day wuz woadtwip day fur me, Momma an' Dadda. Momma habs a 'ppointment ebery Fursday in Towonto, so dat meens WOADTWIP an' B-I-G F-U-N an' barkin' wike a wunatik at stwange doggies fwum da secuwity ob my bery own Z.O.T.M.™. Momma always sez;,"And if we were there on the sidewalk, big barker guy here would not be quite so LARGE and in charge :D"

It wuz tu stinkin' hod tu du much while we wated fur Momma, so Dadda an' me, Zaidie, taked a walk tu our bestest lil' park in dat part ob da city. Dadda bwinged a packpack filled wif dwinks fur us an' off we wented, duin' da Westie Stwut fur all tu see :D

Once we gedded tu da park, I gwabbed da chance tu fink quietwy fur a spwit second an' suddenwy dis haiku-fing popded intu my LWD hed. I fot I wood share it wif yu on dis wazy, Twiple H (hod, hazy an' humid) Fwiday. Keep kewl, pupses - WAY kewl :D


                 ~ An Ode* tu Butchers ~  

               Da Summer r hod. 
               Wintur r cold. I still wuff
               MEATZ™, jus' so yu kno'. 


*teknikawwy it r NOD an ode, bud jus' werk wif me, 'kay, pupses??*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Zaidie - 1   Mailman - O ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/788484</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 20:30:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/788484</guid>
		<description>Dese days when I take Momma fur hur walk, I 'llow hur tu chooze which woute we r gonna take fru da n ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dese days when I take Momma fur hur walk, I 'llow hur tu chooze which woute we r gonna take fru da nayberhood. It helps hur feel 'portant an' I du nod mind gibben up contwol, as wong as hur duz nod spend tu much time sniffin' at EBERY pole, post, bush, twee, peece ob junk we come acwoss :D

Dis day hur 'cided tu go weft once we wuz off our pwoperty. I sed,"Gud choice, Momma!! Wotza gud sniffin' dis way!" We wuz 'bout half a bwock fwum our howse when all ob a sudden I seed our mailman comin' tuwards us on da same side ob da stweet. I kno' nuffin 'bout dis guy an' I hab neber beened cwose 'nuff tu sniff him an' say hewwo, bud dere r sumfing 'bout him dat I jus' du nod wike. 

Him stomps up da steps ob our fwont porch eberyday, fwum Munday tu Fwiday, 'cept if Munday r a howliday. I heer him. I bark my LWD hed off cuz, eben doe hims job r tu dewiber our mail, him can nod be twusted. Whefer it r a stinkin' hot day an' all da winnows r cwosed cuz da A/C r on or whefer it r a beeyooful day wif a wefweshin' bweeze an' da winnows r oben, I KNO' HIM R OUT DERE!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
Momma always sez,"Zaidie, relax. It's just the mailman. He's not here to see you." Whut da heck?? Da nerbe ob dat guy! Bud I digwess...

Wike I sed, dere him wuz comin' our way. I started waggin' my LWD tail tu distwact him intu finkin' dat I wike him. Den our eyes wocked. I gwared at him an' all ob a sudden him stepded off da sidewalk an' walkded WAY out ontu da steet, all in a despewate attempt tu stay outta my way! Momma sez him wuz jus' cwossin' da stweet, bud I kno' da twoof - him r skeered ob me :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Zaidie, Barf an' da 'Lympik Twials ~ Part 3</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/788342</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 20:35:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/788342</guid>
		<description>Ok, pupses. Heer r da deel. Momma r on da ceilin' an' hur r pwobawby gonna be dere fur at weast a co ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ok, pupses. Heer r da deel. Momma r on da ceilin' an' hur r pwobawby gonna be dere fur at weast a coupla weeks, 'til all da famiwy junk an' ob-wi-gay-shuns r ober an' dunned wif. Until den, hur 'bility tu focus r goneded. 
In da meemtime, we can nod figur out how da stowy shood end, so we r gonna gib yu a choice. Pweeze sewect yur fabouritest scenawio an' den say,"Da End" an' it r gonna be ober, 'kay?? I kno' dis r cheetin', bud if yu consider whu I hab tu werk wif here, I r pwetty shur yu r gonna unnerstan :D

Wecap ob da stowy so far : Barf r nod habby tu be cuberin' da Canadian 'Lympik Dibin' Twials wif me, Zaidie. Him finks him r wastin' hims fine educayshun AN' him duz nod wike tu werk wif me, Zaidie. Da wadies hab jus' awwibed by bus an' dem r fweekin' out cuz ob my LWD cuteness an' junk *blushes*. Now yu can chooze yur endin' :

1) I ged frowed intu da pool WIFOUT my fwoaties an' wifout my pink pwaid board shorts. *gasp* One ob my nozy nayburs calls da powice an' I ged awwested fur bein' nekkid in pubwik. I wefuse tu pay da fine, so I r frowed intu jail where I r forceded tu share a cell wif a skwerl nameded Bwidget. I chase hur 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound. Den we ged mawwied cuz dere r nuffin else tu du. Now yu say, "Da End."

2) Barf geds frowed intu da pool cuz eberypeepole r tired ob him an' hims stoopid boice. Him duz nod kno' how tu fwim an' no peepole wants tu wescue him. I tell him dat I will sabe him IF him agwees tu ged me a WEEL job on da 6 o'cwock nues an' him can be my 'ssistant. Now yu say,"Da End."

3) Finawwy da men's teem awwibes at my way kewl pool an' dem r MAD cuz sum cwazee nutzo pup, whu r nod a LWD nameded Zaidie, gibbed dem da wong di-wek-shuns tu my way kewl pool. 'Stead dem ended up at da sewage tweetment pwace an' dem all falled in. Dem S-T-I-N-K! I inbite all my fwiends ober tu sniff dem an' da guys all wun off, scweemin' cuz dem r 'fwaid ob pupses. Now yu say,"Da End."

Now it r my turn : Da End :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Zaidie, Barf an' da Owympik Twials ~ Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/787538</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 5 Jul 2012 09:03:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/787538</guid>
		<description>&quot;BARF!! How yu r duin' my fwiend??&quot;

&quot;I'm not doing well, Zainie. The Olympics are serious busines ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "BARF!! How yu r duin' my fwiend??"

"I'm not doing well, Zainie. The Olympics are serious business and here we are clowning around with a kiddie pool!! Ted, get me my pills NOW!"

"'Cept I r Zaidie, nod Zainie, Barf. Why yu need pills??"

"Because I'm losing my mind and my credibility."

"Barf, eberyfing r gonna be fine. Yu jus' wie wite here on my Momma's wounge chair an' I r gonna set yu up wif a Bodka Dwip&trade;. Dis r gonna be fun!! Wook! Da af-weetes r geddin' off dere bus wite now! Da twials r gonna start soon!" 

*Zaidie westie-struts off to greet the athletes*

"Well, hewwo an' welcome tu my pwace!! We r honured tu hab yu here! I hope my way kewl pool r up tu yur standards!"

*crowd of ladies gathers around*

"Awwww, look at the little white dog!!"..."OMG, he's SO cute!"..."ACK *thud*" "Where's my camera???" "OMG, is he REAL???"..."TOO cute!"

"Wadies, wadies, pweeze. Seddle down. Dere r pwenty ob Z-Pup tu go 'wound! How 'bout if yu take turns holdin' me???"

"Me furst!! *grabs Zaidie and heads towards the pool*



************End ob Part 2**************]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Zaidie, Barf an' da 'Lympic Twials ~ Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/786581</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 09:11:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/786581</guid>
		<description>&quot;What are we doing HERE? This is a backyard deck with a kid's wading pool. I was told we'd be coveri ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "What are we doing HERE? This is a backyard deck with a kid's wading pool. I was told we'd be covering the diving trials for the Canadian Olympic team! What the &#$#??"

"Bart. We *are* covering the trials."

"Where??"

"Here."

"You have GOT to be kidding me."

"No, I'm not."

"This doesn't have anything to do with a certain little white dog...uh, what's his name? Zainie?? Is that it???"

"Bart, this is his house and that is his pool. What can I say? It's what the people want!! That LWD brings in the viewers. You know the ratings go through the roof whenever we just mention his name! We have no choice."

"Well, I do! I didn't dedicate 3 weeks of my life to 'Jake's Online School of Journalism' for THIS nonsense!! Get me some real news!!"

*Zaidie westiestruts out onto the deck*

"BARF!! How yu r duin', my fwiend??


                        *End of Part 1*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ A Tail ob 2 Kitties ~ Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/786061</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 25 Jun 2012 10:30:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/786061</guid>
		<description>Nod dis day, bud yes'day, Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, wented tu Gwampa's howse tu continue wif da s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Nod dis day, bud yes'day, Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, wented tu Gwampa's howse tu continue wif da sortin' ob Gwampa's stuff dat him cood nod take wif him when him wented tu Heaben in March. Up dere, when Gwamma sawed Gwampa fur da furst time in 3 1/2 yeers, hur pwobabwy said,"Allan, where's the new shirt we bought for you just before I died? Why are you still wearing that old thing? Look at that stain there!" BOLBOL :D

Anyway, nuffin tu 'citin' habbened dere yes'day, bud da wast time we wuz dere, it wuz bery akshun-packed. Wet me tell yu 'bout it...

Dadda wuz in Gwampa's howse, messin' 'wound. Momma an' me, Zaidie, wuz out on da fwont wawn, woungin' on a bwankie. Momma WEEELLY needed wewax dat day, so hur habbed hur iPod-pod an' sum magadines an', ob corse, I setted hur up wif a Bodka Dwip™. I wuz tied up tu my wongest tie-out. I fink it r twenny miles wong.

Anyfur, I wuffed bein' out dere, sniffin' an' watchin' an' pwotektin' Momma fwum all kindza bad stuffs. My tie out wuz hookded ontu da fwont door. Dadda sed,"Dis r nod gud." So Momma unhookded it. Den while hur wuz wookin' fur a bedder pwace tu hook it ontu, hur gedded distwacted, dwoppded it an' furgedded 'bout it. Hur camed ober tu da bwankie jus' as I weawized dere wuz a orange an' white KITTY unner da ZOTM™ ('Zaidie On the Town Mobile' fur dose ob yu whu r nu here) Gess whut habbened nexx!!! 

Da kitty taked off, wunnin' fur hims wife cuz I gess him hab heered all 'bout me an' how tuff I r. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :O I counted tu elenbenty-seben tu gib him a hedstart an' den I wuz off wike a shot, WUNNIN' WIKE DA WIND, chasin' dis interwoper whu wuz hidin' unner MY car! All ob a sudden, I feeled bery firsty, so I yellded,"Hey! Yu kitty! I r bery firsty. Wanna stop an' ged a dwink sumpwace??"

Da kitty yellded back,"Sure. I could do with a snack, too. How does that place over there look?"

"It wooks gud tu me. I r so firsty, I du nod eben care how many Michewin stars a pwace habs."

So intu dis 'dorable lil' cafe we wented. I habbed a pink wemonade wif a dubble shot ob Gwey Goose Bodkas. Da kitty habbed Wong Iswand Iced Tee an' we shared a wuffwy wemon sorbet which weelly hitted da spot. Den, as we argued ober whu wuz gonna pay da bill, I secwetwy swipped my munnee card outta my secwet pocket an' handed it tu Jean-Michel, da serber. Boila! Paided :D
Owtside da cafe a cwowd hab gafered, so I askded one ob da peeples tu say,"Weady, Set, Go!!" So him did an' off we wented, WUNNIN' WIKE DA WIND 'gain. Den da..."

"HunBun? Cood yu finish your story later? It's time for your bath."

"MOMMA! It r nod a stowy. It r weel. I chaseded da darn kitty all ober da pwace!"

"Zaidie, you chased him into his garage. Plus you had a fifteen foot tie-out dragging behind you. You weren't going far. Hey. Let's get the bath over with right now and then you can do whatever you want, within reason, before your Dadda gets home. Okay?" 

"Shur, Momma. As wong as I du nod ged wet." :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Wate. WHUT??? ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/785473</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 09:17:26 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/785473</guid>
		<description>&quot;Zaidie, it's time to get up. It's almost noon, HunBun!&quot;

&quot;Aww, Momma. I r weawwy tired. I wuz up  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Zaidie, it's time to get up. It's almost noon, HunBun!"

"Aww, Momma. I r weawwy tired. I wuz up so wate wast nite, chasin' kitties wif da guyses, eatin' kitty poop an'...Ooops , I meen, it wuz Schnauzer's Wule 'Study Gwoop' Nite. Yu kno' I neber miss dat, bud dis week it wuz at Zoe's pwace in Idunno an' I gedded a fwat tire on da way home an' an'..."

"What were you pups studying?"

"Um, well, yu kno', all kindza 'portant junk! Weawwy. We wuz."

"Well, that's funny because Zoe's Mommy told me Zoe was grounded for swimming naked and not wearing her water wings over at her friend's house yesterday."

"OMD! Zoe did DAT?? :D"

"Never mind what Zoe did. Just get up, please. It's roadtrip day and your Dad will be home any minute now. Oh, and you're a Daily Diary Pick over on Dogster today."

"Wate. WHUT?? I r a DDP an' yu jus' telled me 'bout it now, minits afore we r weabin' fur da hole day?? Gud gwief, Momma. Ged wif da pwogwamme, 'kay?"

"Well, you'll have your BlackBerry in your secret pocket, so what's the problem? You'll be in contact with everyone."

"Momma. My BwackBerry r in da wepair shop. Wemember wast week, when my secwet pocket automatik water bowl mal-funk-shuned an' da pwace gotted fwooded out??"

"How could I forget? There was water all over the house!"

"I know! Fank gudness fur 24 hour 'mergency pwumbers...whu r NOD Dadda :D BOLBOLBOL Wemember da wast time him twied tu fix a pwumbin' pwobwem?? BOLBOL!! ROFBMBOROFBMBO :D :D :D :D 

               *************************************** 


Fank yu so bery much fur da DDP honur dis day, HQ. I 'ppweciate it, bud cood yu pweeze fix all da fweas an' junk dat r 'ttackin' dis Dogster pwace? It r makin' us cwazee an' nutzo. Du we need a wepeet ob da scene we cweated wast yeer, owtside HQ, when we all gafered tu pwotest da wack ob MEATZ&trade; in da Giff Shop??? :D I did NOD fink so! 

I kno' yu can fix it. I hab ebery conbidence in yu, HQ &hearts; &#10048; &#9728; &#9835; &#9733; &#9774;&trade;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Attenshun, Pupses. Dis r NOD a Dwill. I Weepeet - Dis r NOD a Dwill ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/785323</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 20 Jun 2012 08:07:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I kno', I kno'...Yu r watin' fur part 2 ob 'A Tail ob 2 Kitties!! I will ged tu dat soon, so keep yu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I kno', I kno'...Yu r watin' fur part 2 ob 'A Tail ob 2 Kitties!! I will ged tu dat soon, so keep yur pantses on, my fwiends :D

In da meemtime, hed ober tu da Dogster Giff Shop an' chek out ALL da yummy summer wosettes an' tastee speshul giffs, incwudin'...*dwum woll*  B-U-R-G-E-R-S  :D  I wunner if dem r cheezburgers. Hmmm...

Ged eatin', pupses! It r gonna be a w-o-n-g, hot an' bery fun summer! An' gess whut! Summer 'ficiawwy starts dis day at 7:09pm EDT! Bweak out yur fwimmin' twunks an' 'akinis an' PAWTY ON :D 

*************************************************************************

*ring ring ring* "B+F, the Party Boyz.  Please leave a brief message after the tone. We'll get back to you. Ciao."

"Hewwo, Bwake an' Fewix? Dis r Zaidie speekin'. Wemembur me? I r finkin' 'bout habbin' anuber pawty dis summer, bud it needs be eben MORE spektacuwar dan wast yeer's bash. Fink we can du dat?? Pweeze ged back tu me at yur earwiest conbenience, 'kay? Fanks, guyses!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ A Tail ob 2 Kitties ~ Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/784937</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 17 Jun 2012 20:13:43 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Da weekend started earwy cuz Dadda did nod go tu werk on Fwiday, so it wuz wike one ob dose wong wee ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Da weekend started earwy cuz Dadda did nod go tu werk on Fwiday, so it wuz wike one ob dose wong weekends dat make da peeples habby...'cept Momma, bud dat r a hole nuber chaptur :D

Anywayz, on Fwiday mornin', we (yup, eben Momma) wented fur a walk. It wuz startin' tu ged H-O-T an' we furgedded tu take my water, bud I surbibed. We walkded down our stweet a coupla bwockses tu da nu skool which r bein' builded. It r nod gonna oben 'til Stepmember, bud it r geddin' cwose tu bein' dunned an' it r way kewl on da owtside.

Dadda wants tu take a tour ob it when it obens an' Momma sed,"Yes, as long as you promise not to spend the entire time saying to anyone who'll listen,'Well, when *I* was in school...blah blah...'" BOL :D
We kno' da dwill, Dadda : yu habbed tu walk 10 miles, uphill, dere an' back, in fwee feet ob snows, wif no boots...bud I digwess. BOL!

On da walk, we passed da 'Healfy Pet' Fudz store. It r twoo - dem sell weel gud tweetses an' stuff an' ALL KINDZA TOYS! O.M.D. Well, onwy Momma wuz wookin' at da toys. I wuz takin' stock ob all da 'licious tweets in da bins. I cood smell dem, bud I cood nod see dem. I wuz goin' cwazee an' nutzo sniffin' an' stuff :D

Yu will neber gess whut Momma founded in dat store, bud twy, anywayz! Whut yu fink hur founded?...A whut?? NO!! An' eben if hur did find a weelly cute polka dot akini, I r NOD gonna wear it! Seddle down, pupses. Oy bey...

Hur founded a bwoo Kitty Cuz, wif all 4 wegs!! I passed out *thud* cuz in all my yeers ob bein' me, Zaidie, I hab neber seened anuber Kitty Cuz anypwace! Dere him wuz, jus' watin' tu be wuffed by me &hearts; My gween Kitty Cuz r down tu one weg an' him habs a weally tuff time geddin' way fwum me :D

Dadda sed,"I guess we're buying Kitty Cuz" an' I sed,"Yu kno' it, dood!! Kitty Cuz, meet yur nu famiwy!" Den Dadda sed,"Ooops, my wallet's at home. We'll come back later for Kitty Cuz."

Da store wady sed,"Yeah, right. You'll come back. HA! How many times do you think I've heard that? You won't be back. Therefore, no treat for your mangey little mutt. Now GET OUT, before I call the cops! GO!"

"Zaidie, she did NOT say that. Come on. The truth, please."

"Hur wuz finkin' it, Momma. I heered hur. Weelly."

"Zaidie Levi Gee. The truth NOW."

*sigh* "'kay, Momma. Oy bey."

A while later, on da way tu Gwampa's howse fur chekin' on fings, we wented back tu da store. Momma wunned in an' buyed my nu bwoo Kitty Cuz wif four wegs. Our famiwy r compwete &hearts;



                       ~End of Part 1~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Oy Bey. Da stuffs I put up with in my LWD Life ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/784607</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 15 Jun 2012 22:08:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Pupses, I kno' whut yu r finkin' :&quot;Whu r dis cwown named Zaidie? Him habs a diawy? OMD - whu knowed? ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pupses, I kno' whut yu r finkin' :"Whu r dis cwown named Zaidie? Him habs a diawy? OMD - whu knowed? Him neber wites in it. I fink him shood be kickded off dis Dogster-fing, hab hims honurwawy memmership in Schnauzers Wule weboked an' him shood neber be 'llowed back tu dis Dogster pwace cuz him r bad nues AN' him r a bad infwuence on all da yung pupses whu wook tu us gwowned-up pupses fur guidance an' junk. See yu 'wound, LWD, bud nod 'wound dis Dogster-pwace :D BOL!"

So...wuz I cwose? Dat r whut yu r finkin'? :D 

Da wast coupla weeks hab beened kinda cwazee AN' nutzo here. Momma habbed a bad wee-ak-shun tu a nu dwug dat wuz 'spposed tu helb keep hur OFF da ceiwin' an' cleer sum ob da fog outta hur hed. It did NOD werk. OY BEY.  
Wemember how I r always settin' up bodka dwips&trade; fur hur when hur r on da ceiwin'? Wif da nu dwug in hur system, hur wuz up dere ALL DA TIME an' bodka dwips, eben da 'All-nu fur Summer 2012' quadwuple stwenf bodka dwip (da stwongest one E-B-E-R), did nuffin. We r hopin' dis junk r gonna be compwetewy outta hur system soon. I want my Momma back *sob*. 

Needwess tu say, my time on Dogster hab beened bery wimited wecently an' dere r all kindza 'citin' an' fascinatin' fings I hab nod habbed da chance tu wite 'bout here at 'Da Howse ob Haggis an' Scotch&trade;', such as : 
1) My pwize package r here!! Wemembur Coco Wose's contest 'bout gessing da cowwect nummer ob stuffies in da Coco Wose/Puffy toy storage warehowse?? An' I winned? Well, it camed in da mail da uber day or decade or sumfing! Hab I beened 'llowed tu oben it yet?? NO. Bud Momma sez we can oben it nexx day AN' hur r gonna take pichurs!! So stay tuneded fur dat, 'kay, pupses? 

2) I chaseded a kitty!! Yes, a WEEL kitty. Yu KNO' yu wanna heer 'bout dat, wite?? :D       


Anyfur, I r 'cited tu be back here, witin' in my diawy on Dogster, da gwatest pwace on Earf fur pupses AN' dere peeples &hearts; &#10048; &#9728;&trade;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I kno', I kno'...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/782696</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 2 Jun 2012 09:52:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It hab beened yeers since I wast wited in my diawy an' fur dat, I 'powogize. I hope tu ged 'back in  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It hab beened yeers since I wast wited in my diawy an' fur dat, I 'powogize. I hope tu ged 'back in da saddle' 'gain bery soon. In da meemtime, I oberheerd dis conbersayshun 'tween Momma an' Dadda a while 'go. I hope yu find it as 'musin' as I did. I pwacticawwy coffed up a wung, I wuz waffin' so hard :D 

Momma tu Dadda (whu cwaims hims heerin' r PERFEK) : "Who's jackhammering out there today?"

Dadda tu Momma : "What jackhammering?"

BOLBOLBOL :D 

By da way : Heerin' woss r NOD a joke! Dat r nod whut r da funny part.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis r whut day???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/781324</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:22:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/781324</guid>
		<description>OMDOMDOMD! Pupses, I jus' founded out dat dis day r my pawents' 25th annibersary! Yu kno' whut dat r ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMDOMDOMD! Pupses, I jus' founded out dat dis day r my pawents' 25th annibersary! Yu kno' whut dat r meenin', wite? Yu kno' it - dem r O-L-D :D

Momma weared a beeyooful white dwess, maded outta wotza soft fwoat-y stuff wike silk an' organza an' dere wuz tiny lil' pearls on it an' sparkwy junk, tu, an' on hur hed dere wuz sum uber kinda fwoat-y fing called a beil!
An' Dadda weared a tux!! No, him did nod wear our gud fwiend Tux fwum Idunno!!! BOLBOL :D Bud da tux *wuz* bwack!!

"Where I wuz dat day, Momma??"

"Oh, Zaidie, you weren't born yet! I don't think your great-great-great grandparents were even born!"

"WOW. Yu an' Dadda weally r old. Dere wuz any pupses at yur weddin'?"

"No, no pups at our wedding. My family's dog, your Unkle Teddy stayed home, but there were kids and lots of food and adult beverages and dancing and photos and fun!"

"Eben *yu* habbed fun, Momma??"

"Yes, Zaidie, even *I* had fun."

"Yu an' Dadda wented on one ob dose moonin' fings??"

"Uh...You mean a honeymoon?"

"Yeah, dat r it!!"

"Yes, we did. First we moved me and all my stuff into the house we'd bought two months before and then we went to St. Lucia to relax after such a busy time."

"Yu wewaxed, Momma? Dere wuz Bodka Dwips™ dere??"

"No, HunBun. Vodka drips™ hadn't yet been invented, but whenever we wanted an adult beverage or food or to go waterskiing or into town, we just had to ask! It was an all-inclusive place. Even cigarettes were there for the taking."

" *gasp* Yu smokeded, Momma??? OMD :O"

"No, we didn't, Zaidie-Pup!"

"Dat r a wewief! Um, Momma. I hab sum stuffs I need du. I be wite back." *runs off to call Blake and Felix, the party planners*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut da WOOF??</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/781040</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 21 May 2012 13:11:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I kno' whut yu pupses r finkin' : &quot;Hey, Zaidie/Z-Pup/Zaidiecakeses/Z/Mr. Cakeses/Zaidiepup/MEATZ&acirc;&cent;G ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I kno' whut yu pupses r finkin' : "Hey, Zaidie/Z-Pup/Zaidiecakeses/Z/Mr. Cakeses/Zaidiepup/MEATZ™Guy/Mistur Pawsum (I maded up dat one myselb!)/SuperZaidie™/LWD/BPOC™(Big Pup On Campus)!! Whut da heck r go on wif da firewerks an' all dat stuffs 'bout sum wady named Bictoria on yur pwofile page?? Whu da heck r Bictoria, anywayz??" 

If yu hab nod seened it, pweeze take dis obbortunity tu hed ober tu my pwofile page now an' chek it out. I will wate wite here 'til yu ged back. *waits and waits... does the Westie strut for a while...scams a snack*
Oh, dere yu r! Hey. Furst yu pupses need seddle down. C'mon. I r nod sayin' anuber werd 'til yu du!...*taps paw* Ok, gud werk.

Here in Canada, where I wive, dis r da Bictoria Day wong weekend. A bery wong time 'go, ober in Bwitain, dere wuz a queen an' hur name wuz Bictoria. Hur wuz borned on May 24, 1819 an' hur dieded on January 22, 1901. We cewebwate Queen Bictoria's birfday on da fird Monday in May.

Bictoria inhewited da thwone fwum hur Unkle, King William IV when hur wuz 18. Dat meens hur wuz a teenager an', until hur becamed queen, Bictoria pwobabwy did all kindza cwazee, nutzo stuffs wike teenagers du. I hab wooked at my Momma's foto albums 'nuff tu kno' dat dis r twoo. Bud I digwess...

Queen Bictoria weigned fur 63 yeers an' seben monfs which r a bery wong time. In fakt, hur r da wongest weignin' female monarch in histowy! Dis yeer, Queen 'Wizabeff II r cewebwatin' hur 60th yeer as da Queen ob Bwitain an' Bwitish Commonwealf countwies wike Canada. Hur r catchin' up tu dat old, ded wady named Bictoria :D Queen Bictoria's birfday r da weesun fur ALL da firewerks dis weekend an' dem r pwetty, bud dem r also W-O-U-D.

Dis r gonna be da fird nite in a row dat I r gonna be wappded up in my Funnershirt an' wyin' on top ob Dadda so I can snuggle wif him an' helb him nod be so skeered. Until dem make a Funnershirt fur gwown-ups, dis r all I can du. Momma cood uze a Funnershirt tu, bud hur r usuawwy on da ceilin', anyway, bud dat r a hole nuber story :D

I hope yu hab enjoyed dis histowical interwude. Hab a wuffwy ebenin', pupses, an' du nod be 'bawwassed tu wear yur Funnershirt cuz I wear one, tu, an' I r da kewlest pup on Earf :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Momma's Day...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/779939</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 13 May 2012 15:21:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>...tu all da Mommas all ober da werld wefer dem hab pup kidses or hooman kidses! We du nod 'scwimina ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ...tu all da Mommas all ober da werld wefer dem hab pup kidses or hooman kidses! We du nod 'scwiminate here at Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis an' Scotch :D

As yu may hab noticed, my Dogster page, dis week feechurin' all kindza pink gurly junk...ooops, I meen stuff...r a twibute tu all da 'portant wadies in our wives. I eben wited a poem-fing in honur ob dem an' how speshul dem r in dis werld.

"Zaidie Levi Gee. You did NOT write that poem!"

"Bud, Momma..."

"You can put it in your diary, but you will NOT take credit for it. Do you hear me??"

"Yes, Momma...whispers *OMD, wady. Ged a gwip*"

             

               ~ Every Woman is a Mother ~
 

Every woman is a mother when she folds her hands in prayer for a child. 

Feeds one when he's hungry,
clothes him when he's cold,
or holds him when he's scared. 

Listens to his hopes and dreams,
and tells him the world needs who he is. 

Smiles as a child walks by,
or cries when she knows just one
child is crying somewhere in the world. 

The conception for this woman becoming a mother takes place in her heart, and the delivery comes through her hands. 

Every woman carries the ability and power to change the world one child at a time. 

This birth is not measured in months, but spans her lifetime. 

Every woman is a mother when she makes a difference in just one child. 

Have you chosen to be a mother? 



copyright 1999 Janice Asien LaRosa 


Now wun ober tu yur Momma an' tell hur how much yu wuff hur an' gib hur all kindza swoppy wet kisses! Dem WUFF dat mushy stuff! Ged goin' :D 

                          ♥ ❀ ☀™]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Da 'Almost Twoo' Stowy ob Momma an' da Bad Dweem ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/778719</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 5 May 2012 12:43:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Momma. Wake up. Yu r habbin' a bad dweem!&quot;

&quot;What? Where am I??&quot;

&quot;It r ok, Momma. Jus' bweathe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Momma. Wake up. Yu r habbin' a bad dweem!"

"What? Where am I??"

"It r ok, Momma. Jus' bweathe an' stuff, 'kay? I r wite here." *Westie struts across the bed to his Momma*

*sob*

"Oh, deer. Seddle down, Momma. Eberyfing r gonna be ok. I r wite here wif yu. It wuz onwy a dweem an' it r all ober now, 'kay? 
Dere, dere my lil' Momma." *gently strokes her head*

"Oh my gudness, Momma. Whut da dweem wuz 'bout?"

"Oh, Zaidiepup. You escaped and I tried to keep up with you, but whenever I saw you, you'd run off and I'd lose sight of you. OMG. There was SO much traffic. I was certain you'd be hit by a car. I was F-R-A-N-T-I-C! "

"Bud, Momma, wook. Here I r, wite 'side yu. I wood neber wun 'way fwum yu. I wuff yu an' Dadda. Yu inbited me intu yur home an' da 3 ob us  becamed a famiwy. Yu an' Dadda take da bestest care ob me an' make shur I r safe an' dat I ged 'nuff tu eat...Well, it r neber 'nuff, bud I r nod gonna ged intu dat wite now. bol.
Yu helb Dadda tortu - oops, I meen gib me baffs an' yu twust me tu nod weck da howse when I r weft 'wone...'cept yu put da papers an' 'portant junk outta my weach an' yu cwose da fwench doors so I r twapped in da wivin' woom, bud uber dan dat, fings r weel gud. Why I wun 'way when I hab it so gud here? Nod gonna habben, nice wady. Neber."

"Awww...Thank you for being so sweet, HunBun. Those dreams are the worst kind, but it's over and now it's time for breakfast. What would you like to have today?"

"Yu meen I hab a choice?? OMD. How 'bout MEATZ&trade; wif a side ob bacon, fowwowed by chiggen wif a side ob bacon; ham wif a side ob bacon; den bacon wif a side ob bacon an' den bacon ice cweem wif..."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Fwum da 'Howse ob Haggis an' Scotch' Archibes ~ *My Nu Feme Song*</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/777100</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 09:47:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/777100</guid>
		<description>Yes, pupses, we r hedin' back in time. Our heds r hurtin' cuz dem r filled wif witers' bwocks. Anyfu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yes, pupses, we r hedin' back in time. Our heds r hurtin' cuz dem r filled wif witers' bwocks. Anyfur, wet's ged dis show on da woad :D

October 2010
  
Fur sum weason I hab habbed da Spiderman feme song wunnin' 'wound in my LWD hed fur decades. It r geddin' kinda 'nnoyin', so I figurded dat if I wite my own lywics usin' da music ob da Spiderman song, it mite nod be QUITE so 'nnoyin'. If yu du nod kno' da Spiderman feme song, yu shood wissen tu it onwine an' den, when it r stucked in yur head fur years an' days, yu can use da Zaidie-pup lywics an' it be F-U-N fur eberypup an' peeples, nod 'nnoyin' BOL! :D
 
 Zaidiepup, Zaidiepup,
 White an' fwuffy fwum butt tu top.
 Eats a snack, needs no pwate,
 Snatches fudz fwum yur face.
 Hey dere! Here comes da Zaidiepup!!
 
 R him cute?
 Wissen, dude.
 Him habs Dogster fwiends more dan yu!
 Can him walk, on a weash?
 He's a doggie wif hims own beech. 
 Hey, dere!! Dere goes da Zaidiepup!!
 
 When him sweeps at nite
 He will wake, so will you!
 Don't turn on dat wite!!
 Jus' watch out fur dat poop!!
 
 Zaidiepup, Zaidiepup!!
 Fwiendwy nayberhood Zaidiepup.
 Fun an' games?
 He's yur pup!
 Chasin' skwerls r in hims bwood.
 
 Tu him, (l)wife r a gwate big wuff-fest.
 Whereber dere r peeples 
 Yu'll find da Zaidiepup :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ OMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMD ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/776190</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 08:47:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/776190</guid>
		<description>Pupses! I du nod hab a wotta time here now cuz dis r woadtwip day. But afore I weabe, yu need kno' d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pupses! I du nod hab a wotta time here now cuz dis r woadtwip day. But afore I weabe, yu need kno' dat FINALLY dere r CHEEZ IN DA GIFF SHOP an'  TENNIS BALLSES IN DA GIFF SHOP!!! No, I r nod kiddin'!

Ged ober dere an' chek it out. GO...N-O-W!! No, it r nod a jue-cy burger wif fwies an' a stwawberry shake fur Zoe cuz hur WUFFS dem an', no, it r nod a hawt dawg fwesh off da gwill, bud yu wated a decade or sumfing so it cood kewl down afore yu swawwowed da fing hole, wifout eben boferin' wif a bun an' mustard an' welish an' junk an', no, it r nod a hunk ob 'licious woast beest witch r dwippin' wif fwabour an' an' r still BERY jue-cee an' pink in da middle. OOOPS :O I jus' swipped on my own dwools! BOL!

Anyfur, we r gwateful tu HQ fur changin' fings up a bit here. Since da weel seesun fur burnin' MEATZ™ duz nod 'ffishully start 'til nexx monf, we r gonna be payshunt wike saints or sumfing an' we will NOD compwain one tiny lil' bid, 'kay pupses?? Such gud doggies yu r ♥

BTW, r I da onwy pup whu habs a Momma whu WAFFS OUT WOUD when hur finks 'bout whut a WEEL Dogster Giff Shop wood be wike, wif all ob us wandewin' 'wound, sniffin' eberypup an' eatin' stuff afore we eben ged a chance tu put it in our shoppin' cart?? An' da wine-ups at da check-out? OY BEY :D Toadal K-OS!

I be back lader pupses! Pweeze hab a bery gud day an' if yur peeples r sick, yu kno' whut yu need du, wite?? No. Yu du nod waid da fweezer until da payshunt r in a deep sweep, fanks tu da sweepin' pill yu swipped intu da cup ob tee yu made fur hur. Got it?? :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ A Twip Down Memowy Lane Fwum da Archibes ob Zaidie's Diawy ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/775784</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:55:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/775784</guid>
		<description>Can yu say &quot;witer's bwock&quot;? Dis r habbenin' tu me wite now an' it r makin' me cwazee. Bud while I we ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Can yu say "witer's bwock"? Dis r habbenin' tu me wite now an' it r makin' me cwazee. Bud while I werk on geddin' my gwoove back, pweeze enjoy dis diawy entwy fwum wong ago - da FURST one E-B-E-R!! I du nod sound wike myselb an' whut da heck r up wif my spellin' an' gwammar??
BOLBOLBOL :D

January 5th, 2009     *Home Again*

   I'm back from my 'cation at Bob's house while my people went on a big, silver bird to Uncle Paul's place. He lives in that place where they say," It never snows! This is nuts." But it snowed A LOT. They could have used me to help clean up. I love to pretend I'm a snowplow! My person (the one who smells like flowers) thinks that Seattle should invest in some snow removal 'quipment...just in case. "We have fire insurance, just in case," she said.
I had TONS of fun playing with the other doggies at Bob's place. He would open the door and we would run outside with no leashes 'cause he has a 'Westiefied' yard...but who would want to escape??? I slept on Bob's bed and he told me that he will always love me and that I can stay at his place anytime. My life is GREAT!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wate. WHUT???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/774110</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 7 Apr 2012 12:00:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/774110</guid>
		<description>&quot;Momma! Gess whut! I r a DDP dis day!! WOO-HOO :D&quot;

&quot;Congratulations, HunBun!&quot;

&quot;Mabbe I r gonna ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Momma! Gess whut! I r a DDP dis day!! WOO-HOO :D"

"Congratulations, HunBun!"

"Mabbe I r gonna ged stuckded in da 'Dogster Time Woop Contiuum-fing' 'gain?! Dat r always a gud time!"

"It's good thing we finally got around to checking Dogster today. I'm sorry I was too busy to get there until now."

"An' so yu shood be, Momma. Gud gwief. Dis r my werld an' yu r jus' wivin' in it. I fot yu unnerstanded dat. Now wet's ged ober tu Schnauzers Wule where I r a honorary memmer an' pway games afore dem weboke my memmership :O "


*Speshul fanks tu all my pup palses fur da EASTER EGGS BONANZAS an' uber wuffwy giffs yu hab been sendin' me! My page r so oberfwowin' wif wuff an' eggs an' Eastur gweetings dat I r...*sob*...all berkwempt an' junk. 

Habby Eastur, Habby Passober an' Happy Spwing tu all ob yu ♥ ❀ ☀™*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>*** Attenshun All Pupses!  ~ I wepeet ~ Attenshun All Pupses ***</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/773918</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 6 Apr 2012 14:10:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/773918</guid>
		<description>Wite now, in da Dogster Giff Shop yu will find a speshul giff yu can send tu all yur pup palses fur  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wite now, in da Dogster Giff Shop yu will find a speshul giff yu can send tu all yur pup palses fur $000.000. Yes, dat meens it r fwee :O 
Take adbantage ob HQ's genewosity an' ged sendin' 'Eastur Egg Bonanzas' tu all yur fwiends! Dis r a wimited time offer. Send yur eggs dis day :D 

*Dis hab beened a Pubwic Serbice 'Nnouncement fwum 'Zaidie Webi Gee Industwies™ Inc.*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie's 'Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade : Part 3</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/773728</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 5 Apr 2012 08:04:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/773728</guid>
		<description>&quot;Welcome back to the 2nd half of the 4th Annual Zaidie's 'Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade. Dis r ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Welcome back to the 2nd half of the 4th Annual Zaidie's 'Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade. Dis r...CRAP...He's got me doing the Zaidie-speak, too :D This is Bartholemew Nolan, live on Channel 5 with your up-to-the-minute 'ZGDNBDP™' 2012 coverage. With me today, of course, is Zaidie! He's the reason for the season, as they say!"

"Dem shur du say dat, Barf an' sumtimes dem eben say,"Hey, whut da heck r go on???' BOLBOLBOL!!"

"Uh, yeah, sure, Zaidie....Well, look - the 2nd half of the parade is about to begin. Who's up first?"

"Well, Barf, dis r da 'LWD Bagpipeses Bwigade'. Dem camed all da way fwum dose Highwands ob Scotwand tu perform fur us dis day. Wet's wissen, shall we?" *hums along*

"OMG. A-C-K! Make them stop, PLEASE!! I beg of you! NO MORE @$#@#@%$ BAGPIPES!!!"

"Barf, seddle down. Yu r gonna fwi-ten 'way our sponsurs! Wifout dem, dere R no pawade. Man up, dude!"

"Zaidie, my ears are BLEEDING. The noise is horrific! Any of these clowns ever had a lesson??"

"Nope. Dem r all self-tot. See dat pup ober dere wif da short lil' leggies?" *points*

"They all have short legs, Zaidie. You mean him? *points*

"NO. Him *points* Him r a pwofessur ob bagpiping at Harbard Unibersity. We hab sum ob da bestest tawent in da hole werld wite here afore us." *LWD heart swells with pride*  

"Can they not make it less agonizing to listen to???"

"Oh, no, Barf. Dis r perfek. It r 'spposed make yur ears hurt. Dat r jus' part ob da beeyootee ob da bagpipeses.
An' fowwowin' wite 'hind da bagpipin' pupses r ...O.M.D....it r da Canadian Nashunal Westie Stwuttin' Team!! Wook at dem go! Dem r fwesh fwum da Werld Champeenship in Was Begas where dem stwutted 'way wif GOLD! Dem winned da hole fing!!!"

"How many teams were there, Zaidie? Sounds like a huge event."

"Oh, dem wuz da onwy teem, Barf, bud dem winned!! An' dem cameded here fur da ZGDNBDP™, 2012. I r tuched by dere genewosity. Oh, deer, now I r all berkwempt." 

"What's that they're doing now??"

"OMD. Dem r duin' it in weberse! I teeched dem dis myselb, when dem wuz jus' tiny, lil', wee pupses durin' dere furst yeer at da Zaidie Webi Gee Skool ob Danse. I cood nod be more pwoud ob dese pupses dan I r wite now. *sob sob sob* 

"Okay. I think we'll take a break while Zaidie collects himself. We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor, The Zaidie Levi Gee School of Butchery, where your good eating is our business™" 


                        ~ End of Part 3 ~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie's 4th Annual 'Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade - Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/772833</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 09:47:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/772833</guid>
		<description>&quot;Good afternoon, everyone. This is Channel 5's Bartholemew Nolan coming to you live from the 4th Ann ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Good afternoon, everyone. This is Channel 5's Bartholemew Nolan coming to you live from the 4th Annual 'Zaidie's Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade. It looks like things are about to get started, wouldn't you say, Zaidie?"

"Yu r bery perceptibe, Barf. BOL. Anyway, furst up we hab da Woyal Canadian Mounted Powice Westies. Dem r so hansum in dere wed an' bwack uniforms. Dese pupses weally kno' how pud on a gwate show, so wet's sit back an' 'joy it, 'kay?"

"Uh, Zaidie, I thought the RCMP were people."

"Oh, no, Barf. Dem hab founded dat us Westies r much bedder at widin' horsies an' chasin' bad guys an' junk."

"But they're standing on top of their horses. How can they control them??"

"Smoke an' mirrors, Barf, bud yu did nod heer it fwum me, 'kay?? 
 HA!!! Wookit dat horsie!! Him jus' poopded!!"

"Ewww..Isn't someone going to clean it up??" 

"NO, Barf! Where da fun r in dat?? Dat r hours an' hours ob ennertanement jus' lyin' dere, watin' fur us pupses!
O.M.D. WOOKWOOKWOOK!! It r da Innernashunal Westie MEATZ™ Gwillin' Teem! I neber fot I'd see dem wive, bud dere dem r!"

"Don't you mean Drill Team, Zaidie?"

"Oh, gud gwief. No, Barf. Dese Westies twabel all ober da werld, burnin' MEATZ™ fur Westies neer an' far, bwingin' dem all tugefur in harmony an' fillin' dere LWD tum tums wif MEATZ™. Oh, I r berkwempt at da magnitood ob da 'portant werk dem du *sob*"

"Hey, easy there, little buddy. It's nothing to cry over."

"Barf, yu r neber gonna unnerstan cuz yu r nod one ob us. I feel bery sowwy fur yu."

"Uh, okay. Who's up next, Z-Pup?"

"Well, it sez here on my pwogwamme dat dis r da Canadian LWD 'Limpik basketball team. Dem be headin' ober tu Wundun, Engwand soon fur dose 'Lympix."

"I'm not even going to comment on that."

"Gud idea, Barf...Oooooh, wook! Da Werld ob MEATZ™ fwoat, sponserded by da 'LWD Skool ob Butchery an' Taxidermy. Gess whut r da skool motto, Barf!"

"Zaidie, I have no idea. Tell me, please."

"Bwace yurselb - dis r gud..."Bwing us yur ded junk. We'll cut off da MEATZ&trade; so yu can eat an' stuff da carcass so yu can be da enby ob yur fwiends an' naybers&trade;."

"Catchy. Is that emblazoned on coffee mugs and t-shirts in the gift shop?"

"Barf, we du nod dwink cawfee an' we waff at pupses whu wear t-shirts. Da motto r on 'portant stuff wike poop bags an' fudz bowls. Wemind me tu neber host a pawade wif yu, eber 'gain. Yu r 'xhaustin' me."

"Well, it appears that the parade has reached the halfway mark. We'll take a short break and be back here soon with the second half of Zaidie's 4th Annual 'Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade!"

"And we're off the air, Bart..."

                    ~ End of Part 2 ~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ LWD fur sale ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/772399</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:44:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/772399</guid>
		<description>Yu r nod gonna bewiebe dis, bud wissen up anywayz, my fwiendses : *I* r fur SALE dis day! Wanna buy  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yu r nod gonna bewiebe dis, bud wissen up anywayz, my fwiendses : *I* r fur SALE dis day! Wanna buy me? Momma sez I r WEEL cheep. Hur hurted hur back DUSTIN' junk da uber day. Yes, dustin'. Now hur r bery sore an' stiff an' moobin' BERY slow. Hur docktur sed :"Yu be ok, ebentuawwy, nice wady. Jus' ged a gwip." 

Appawently I r bery 'hi maintenance' dis day. I hab spwing feeber weelwy bad. All I wanna du r go owtside an' sniff junk an' tell eberypup,"Hey, I wuz here!" by weavin' notes all ober my 'hood. In da howse all I wanna du r go out ontu da deck an' in an' out an' in an' out...Den I wanna snack an' anuber snack an' anuber snack...Den I wanna pway Kitty Cuz Fetch 'gain an' 'gain an' 'gain! Den chase tennis balla here an' dere. Wow, I r 'xhaustin' myselb :D

Du nod hezitate - da lowest bidder geds da pup!!... Wate. Whut?? R dat eben wegal? Oh, an' make shur yu wead da fine pwint. Da sexchun 'bout MEATZ™ r bery compwicated an' yu du NOD wanna mess up :D Gud wuck!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Da 4th Annual 'Zaidie's Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade ~    Part 1 - the Meeting</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/771595</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 09:07:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/771595</guid>
		<description>***the daily meeting of the 'Live with Channel 5' News Team***

&quot;Okay...So, Bart, we'll send you o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ***the daily meeting of the 'Live with Channel 5' News Team***

"Okay...So, Bart, we'll send you out to cover a parade over in Cambridge today. Rick will be your camera man and Brian will hold back  the hordes of fans!!"

"ha ha. Very funny, guys. A parade? Hmmm...I haven't done one of those in years. A parade for what?"

"Well, apparently it's in honour of Zaidie's 4th Annual 'Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day. I'd say Google it. I'm sure there's something about it online, especially since there's a parade, or, rather a 'pawade'!! LOL"

"C-R-A-P. You're kidding me, right?? This has to be a joke. This can't be happening to me! This 'Zaidie' character is a crazy little white dog who makes me look like an idiot EVERY time I work with him. Can you believe it??"

"Well, heh. Bart. You're an easy target for hijinx. You take everything WAY too seriously, man."

"The heck I do. Here I am trying to do hardcore journalism and you're sending me off to cover a parade for some dog's 'Caught You' Day???"

"It's 'Gotcha Day', Bart, and among dog people this is right up there with birthdays. It might be fun. Just give it a try, okay?"

"Do I have a choice?? I did NOT spend 3 weeks of my life studying  at 'Harvey's Skool of Journalism' to be covering DOG parades." *stomps off* "Hey. Who's been into my Xanax??" 

                    ~ End of Part 1 ~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ A  Bisit tu Gwampa's Howse ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/771057</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 21:08:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/771057</guid>
		<description>Wite now, in Zaidieville, it r wike summer. Dadda an' me, Zaidie, we W-U-F-F it. Momma r feewin' rip ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wite now, in Zaidieville, it r wike summer. Dadda an' me, Zaidie, we W-U-F-F it. Momma r feewin' rippded off cuz hur wuffs winter, speshully when it r so cold owtside dat hur boots squeek on da snow. Yes, I know what yu r finkin' - hur r NUTZO :D

Nod dis day, bud yes'day, Dadda needed go tu Gwampa's howse tu get sum stuff an' chek da on howse. I finked,"Whut? Gwampa r on baycayshun?? Where him go? Fworida?" It takes a week or a hour tu ged dere an' it wuz gud fur Momma tu ged outta da howse and be stwapped intu da car an', derefore, be unable tu wun 'wound da howse duin' all kindza stuffs. Hur r NOD gud at multitaskin', bud hur keeps twyin' :D

We awwibeded at Gwampa's howse an' eberyfing wooked da same tu me. I wuz goin' CWAZEE an' NUTZO twyin' ged out ob da Z.O.T.M., scwatchin' at my window an' whinin' an' junk :D At da fwont door ob da howse, I keeped up wif dis BERY unusual (BOL) behabiour.

Finawwy, da door wuz unwocked, my weash wuz unhookded fwum my collar an' in I waced!! Up da stairs, down da stairs (dem hab carpet on dem so I can du dat dere) 'wound an' 'wound an' wound da howse. "Where yu r, Gwampa?? Oh, Gwampa! It r time fur yur Zaidie kisses dat yu fink r licks, bud dem weally r kisses!! Come an' ged dem!"

If him r nod in da den on hims 'puter or watchin' teebee an' him r nod in da chitchen or da wibin' woom, den him must be upstairs! In da past, I wood ALWAYS wun upstairs tu find Gwampa in hims bedwoom or comin' outta da peeples - pwibacy, pweeze - woom. (Dem need a hole woom fur dat. I du nod ged it). Anyfur, on dat day, I did nod go upstairs. I sitted my cute LWD body at da bottom ob da stairs an' wooked up. No Gwampa. I wunned 'wound an' den sitted down 'gain. Still no Gwampa. I wunned off tu bacuum up cwumbs in da chitchen. I went back, sitted an' watched up da stairs fur Gwampa. No Gwampa.

Momma hab beened bery werried 'bout takin' me dere cuz Gwampa r one ob my bestest peeple E-B-E-R. Hur sez I watched an' wated fur 'bout 15 minutes. It wuz bweakin' hur hart tu watch me dere. Den I went downstairs to Dadda. Him wooked at me an' held my LWD face in hims hands an' sed,"Zaidie-pup, Grampa's gone." I wented intu da den an' lied down on da carpet. Den Dadda founded Momma an' telled hur,"He knows."

Us pupses r WAY more intuitibe dan we r giben cwedit fur. We unnerstans fings, habby an' sad, much more dan peeples weawize. Offentimes we unnerstan it bedder dan dem du an' dat r okay. We wuff eberypeeple in our lives. We r sad when dem go 'way, speshuwwy wifout sayin' gudbye. 

Bud we kno' we will see dem sumtime in a bery speshul pwace where no pup an' no peeples r sad or hurtin' or old. If I r bery lucky, when I ged dere, Gwampa will STILL be wefusin' tu use a pwate when him habs a snack. Him leaves a tastee twail, so I can always find him. I miss yu, Gwampa ♥ ❀ ☀ ♫ ★ ♡ ☮™]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fank yu, eberypup!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/770913</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 21:32:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/770913</guid>
		<description>Here in my diawy r where I r gonna du all my FANK YUs fur da pawsum Gotcha Day comments an' messages ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Here in my diawy r where I r gonna du all my FANK YUs fur da pawsum Gotcha Day comments an' messages an' wosettes an' giffs yu pupses an' yur peepoles sended me ♥ Momma's head r weady tu 'splode cuz hur hab beened werkin' on a list ob eberyfing yu sended, bud it r jus' tu much fur hur tu du wite now.

In any case, I want tu fank all ob yu fwum da bottom ob my LWD hart fur finkin' ob me on my '4th Gotcha Day, Nod my birfday' Day! It wuz wunnerful tu heer fwum all ob yu an' I will always wemember da wuff an' habbiness I feeled on dat day, my '4th Gotcha Day, Nod my Birfday' Day. Yu r da bestest fwiends a LWD named Zaidie whu camed fwum dose Highwands ob Scotwand, oh, so many yeers an' minits 'go, eber habbed ♥

Fank yu also fur finkin' 'bout me an' my pawents, speshully my Dadda, while my Gwampa wuz bery sick an' den him wented tu Heaven. Him an' Gwamma finawwy founded each uber. Awweady Gwamma r tellin' him,"Allan, use a plate if you're going to eat something, please" an' "Are you ever going to get out of bed?? It's after 10am." BOLBOL!! Gwampa shur wuffed tu sweep AN' him snoreded, tu! Dat r where my Dadda lerned how du it :D

We miss him wotz, bud r gwad dat him did nod suffer. Him habbed a gud life an' a long life an' 'ccordin' tu all da flowers an' cards an' letters an' phone calls an' e-mails we r still weceibin', him wuz dearly loved. Dat makes us feel better. Fank yu 'gain fur yur fotfulness ♥ ❀ ☀™]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD an' WOO-HOO :D  It r PAWTY time, pupses!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/770633</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 08:45:55 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Gess whut!! Dis r my Gotcha Day, da forf one! It wuz on dis day back in dose olden times when 2 peep ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Gess whut!! Dis r my Gotcha Day, da forf one! It wuz on dis day back in dose olden times when 2 peepoles hoppded on dere bikes, heded ober tu dose Highwands ob Scotwand an' founded me, Zaidie, sittin' in a pub, dwinkin' scotch, eatin' haggis an' tellin' sum bery notty stories. Momma sed,"OMG. This pup needs his mouth washed out with soap" an' Dadda said,"Wow. Where'd you get that mouth, LWD?"
Den we all gotted on our bikes an' heded ober tu Canada. Da west r histowy :D

I wited a song 'bout dis day my Gotcha Day! It sounds wike da Habby Birfday song, 'cept it r nod my birfday. It r my Gotcha Day!! So sing dis song at yur weisure and hab a wunnerful 'Zaidie's 4th Gotcha Day, Bud Nod Hims Birfday :D " 

        ~ 'Habby Gotcha Day, Bud Nod My Birfday' Day ~

                   Habby Gotcha Day tu me!
                   My name r Zaidie!
                   My Momma, my Dadda,
                   Dem W-U-U-UFF me :D

   Eberypup sing awong wif me an' come back lader fur da 'Zaidie's 4th Gotcha Day Pawade an' Festibal'! Yu du nod wanna miss dat, my fwiends :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Dippin' my Pawz Back Intu Diawy Pupdating ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/770181</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 12:51:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Momma!! I hab nod wited in my diawy fur decades! My pup palses r gonna furged whu r I!&quot;

&quot;HunBun. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Momma!! I hab nod wited in my diawy fur decades! My pup palses r gonna furged whu r I!"

"HunBun. Listen to me. I know it's hard for you to understand, but you are NOT forgettable. Anyone who has ever met you will never forget the LWD named Zaidie. It's just not possible."

"Weelly? Eben if I go 'way on baycayshun fur minits an' weeks an' den when I ged home I hab twubble geddin' back intu da gwoobe ob fings an' I twy an' twy an' twy, bud nuffin I wite r gud 'nuff cuz I hab waised da bar TU HI fur myselb an' my 'spectashuns surpass my 'bilities an' all I weally wanna du r wite 'bout MEATZ™, bud eberypup wants wead 'bout sum kinda abbenchur where SuperZaidie™ sabes da day or a kitty or a minnow or sumfing, dem will wemember me, Zaidie??"

"You know it, LWDude!"

"Well, dis r changin' eberyfing! Da pwesshurs r off an' I can jus' be whu I r an' if I wanna wite 'bout MEATZ™ or skwerls or sum uber junk, it r ok! Kewl."

"Shood I wite 'bout Gwampa an' how him wented tu Heaben an' him r healfy an' habby now an' him founded Gwamma whoom I onwy seed once in my LWD life, bud hur fot I wuz kinda cute, eben doe hur wuz more ob a *gasp* kitty peeple?? An' how Unkle Paul came an' bisited me, Zaidie, an' den hims famiwy camed fwum Seattle tu say gudbye tu Gwampa, bud I neber sawed dem cuz I wuz bizzy twainin' pupses usin' da Z-Pup Mefod™ an' dwinkin' Scotch wif Bob an' pwantin' haggis twee seeds in Bob's garden, so wheneber we wanna hab haggis all we need du r go owtside an' pick a bag o' haggis off da Haggis Twee. Yu fink dem wanna wead 'bout dat??"

"Well, yes! You can ease into it and, before you know it, Blake and Felix, the party planners will be helping you plan the Dogster bash of the millenium!"

"O.M.D. We cood hab a 'Welcome Back, Spwingtime' pawty an' hab MEATZ™ an' all kindza fudz an' pway games wike,'Whu Dat R??' where eberypup hides hims eyes while one pup jumps intu a H-U-G-E mud puddle an' da objek ob da game r tu 'cide whu r dat muddy pubby!! Yes, dis r gonna be gwate!"

"Just pace yourself, okay, HunBun. It's been a tough couple of weeks. Things will get better, but it will take time, lots of time and lots of love, too."

"I kno' it, Momma. My serbices as a LWD snuggly, 'dorable, kissin' machine r awweady in huge demand, bud I r up tu da chawwenge!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh, deer. Dis r nod gud.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/768000</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 09:33:55 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hi, pupses. I need tawk 'bout sewious stuff dis day. No, nod da pwoper way tu gweet peeples (FYI - b ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi, pupses. I need tawk 'bout sewious stuff dis day. No, nod da pwoper way tu gweet peeples (FYI - bark wif yur 'gweetin' boice', jump all 'wound an' dance on yur cute lil' back leggies). Bud now yu kno'!

Anyfur, my Gwampa hab beened in da hossible since wast week. Him wuz nod bweathin' gud an' it turned out him habbed pneumonia. Wast nite when Dadda bisited, Gwampa wuz habbin' werser twubble bweathing eben wif da oxygen. Dis day it r nod lookin' gud fur him.

My Unkle Paul r fwyin' in fwum Seattle as soon as him can. No one r shur whut r gonna habben. Dis day, dem sended him tu a bigger hossible, hoping dem can help him. Bud him r bery old (88)and we mite need say gudbye tu Gwampa.

Dis meens dat I mite nod be 'wound much tu wead diawy entwies an' weabe comments an' pway all kindza fun games ober at Schnauzer's Wule where I r an honourawy member. Bud I will keep yu pupdated on how him r duin'. Fink gud fots fur him, 'kay? Fank yu, my fwiendses ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut da...?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/767456</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 09:26:38 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Zaidie! Wake up! You're a DDP today.&quot;

&quot;I r 'wake, Momma. I r jus' westin' my eyes. Wate. WHUT??? ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Zaidie! Wake up! You're a DDP today."

"I r 'wake, Momma. I r jus' westin' my eyes. Wate. WHUT??? I r a DDP 'GAIN?? WOO-HOO fur bein' stucked in da 'Dogster Diawy Pick Time Woop Contiuum- fing'!! (Zoe maded dat up. In a perfek werld, Momma wood be able tu wink yu ober to Zoe's page, bud I digwess...)

"I know, HunBun. Yu did it again. I'm so proud of you ♥"

"Fanks, Momma. Now, 'bout bwekfus. Hmmmm. How 'bout sum beef bwof 'stead ob wader an' a HOLE pwate-woad... Wate. Yu kno' dat old witter box dat bewonged tu Toby da kitty, dat yu use when my pawses need be washed off aftur I hab beened owtside an' it r nod tu cold an' da *tiny* bit ob snows we hab r meltin' an' snowpwowin' r nod a gud idea an' it r muddy an' yu say tu Dadda,"Why yu nod jus' cawwy dis LWD when him needs 'pwibacy, pweeze"? an' Dadda sez,"Z-Pup wuffs walkin' an' sniffin' an' junk! Him r wash'ble. I will wash hims paws" an' den yu woll yur eyeses an' Dadda an' me, Zaidie, wate 'til we r owtside afore we start waffin' an' on da way ober tu da 'pwibacy, pweeze' pwace, I see my EBIL NEMESIS, da lil' cute Sheltie fwum 'wound da bwock an' we start BARKIN' an' BARKIN' our heds off, wike we r gonna K-I-L-L each uber an' yu always wunner why we du dat, cuz we hab neber actuawwy meeted cuz ob all da nasteeness an' junk an' hims Dadda wiked da all-nu Z.O.T.M.™ SO MUCH dat him buyed one fur himselb an' now it r winter an' Dadda habbed da snows tires pudded on in Nobember an' dere habs hardwy beened any snows at all an' da farmers r finkin' :"Hey. Dis r nod gud. Our feeldses need snows so when it meltses an' stuff our feeldses ged water" an' my Unkle Scott r a daiwy farmer, bud yu kno' dat, Momma, cuz Unkle Scott r yur pesky lil' brofer, 'cept him r WAY taller dan yu an' him wood beet YU at arm-westwin' now an' him can wift hims cows up ober hims hed, bud onwy one at a time an' my cuzins Mitch an' Jake r boff teenagers now an' dem wuff me, Zaidie".

So, Momma, cood yu pweeze fill DAT witter box wif B-A-C-O-N fur my bwekfus dis day, pweeeeeeze??"

"Okay. But just this once."

"WOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!! Dis r gonna be GWATE :D "

Hab a pawtacuwar day dis day, eberypup, an' wemember : if it r nod MEATZ™, yu *can* eat it, bud yu WILL be fwowed outta da 'MEATZ™ ob da Day' Cwub fureber. Wules r wules :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A DDP dis day? Me, Zaidie??</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/766906</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 08:13:22 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Zaidie : *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...*

&quot;Zaidie! Wake up, HunBun! Come on, clown, get up ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Zaidie : *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...*

"Zaidie! Wake up, HunBun! Come on, clown, get up!! You're a DDP today! Let's get this party started!"

"Can a LWD nameded Zaidie nod ged sum fweep 'wound here?? Oy Bey, woman. An' wite in da middle ob da pawsumest dweem E-B-E-R....grrrrrrrrrrr..."  

"What was the dream about, Zaidiecakes?" 

"Oh. my. dog. It wuz wainin' MEATZ™. ALL kindza MEATZ™! Dere wuz steaks an' woast beests an' cheezburgers an' pork chopses an' B-A-C-O-N an' hawtdawgs an' chiggen an' turkee an' ham an' eben TWIPE :D"

"Mmmm. Tripe. Yeah, what's not to love about tripe, besides its horrific stench?"

"Momma! Dat r da beeyootee ob it! It r da perpek fudz....We hab any???"

"Sorry, FluffButt. We're fresh out of tripe. How about some tasty kibble? Chicken and sweet potato? Wow. Watch it, dude. I might eat it if you don't get up right now. I need to wash your bed today. GET UP!"

"'kay, Momma. Wewax. Yu du weawize dat yu r gonna wash owt all da gud stink an' junk I spended yeers an' hours puddin' intu dat fing. All dat werk fur nuffin..."

"You can start all over again later today. Here's a pen and some paper. Start working on a diary entry, okay? A DDP can't -not- write an entry on his day in the spotlight! Here's your kibble. Look, I cut it up into little pieces for you, just the way you like it!"

"Fanks, Momma."

"Hmmm...Whut I shood wite 'bout dis day?? OMD! I know! I wite a hikoo (haiku)so my tawent can be showcased an' mabbe, jus' mabbe, a book pubwisher mite weed it! An' I cood be famus AN' WICH!!Dis r gonna be gwate :D""

     *wolfs down his breakfast and gets to work*

           ~ Hikoo 'bout be a DDP dis day ~

               Shower me wif MEATZ™.
               An' dat r all yu need du
               Tu win my twoo wuff ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Pupdate on my speshul MN cuzins an' dere Momma ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/766054</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 14:16:54 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wemember when I telled yu 'bout Momma's sistur in MN an' hur fwee 'dorable kidses?? Hur wuz mawwied  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wemember when I telled yu 'bout Momma's sistur in MN an' hur fwee 'dorable kidses?? Hur wuz mawwied tu $#@#$#$ an' him wuz/is a bery mean, contwollin', 'busive bad guy?? Ob corse yu wemember! All tugefur now : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

Wast summer, Momma, Dadda, Gwamma an' me, Zaidie, taked a BERY wong woadtwip in da all-nu 'Zaidie-on-da-Town-Mobile™' tu bisit dem in MN! We called it da 'MEATZ™ an' GWEETZ Tour&trade; ob 2011.' :D 
Wemember da border tisshooes? 'Bout my fudz, which wuz maded in da USA, bud wuz nod 'llowed tu enter back intu da USA?? Ebentuawwy it wuz 'llowed in, bud da hole incident wuz NOD gud. Bud I digwess...

Ebery peeple r duin' ok. Da diborce habbened in Febwuary ob wast yeer. Unfortumatewy, Auntie S needed we-open da case wecentwy cuz &%$%$%$ r bein' a bery meen, negwigent, bad father tu dose speshul kidses; him r hidin' assets an' him r nod duin' all kindza uber stuffs him r 'wequired by WAW tu du. Nod gud.
Dat r bein' werked on. Dem twied mediation, bud gess whut, it did nod werk! Big surpwize! :D So it r back tu court.

A yeer 'go, my Auntie S meeted a BERY nice man. Him tweated hur bery, bery well, wif wuff an' wespect an' kindness an' many uber gud fings. Auntie S *weally* stwuggled wif bein' tweated so well. Hur jus' did nod ged it. Ebery peeple telled hur,"This is how a woman, a human being, is supposed to be treated."

Auntie S an' da bery nice man, whu taked me fur my bery furst boat wide wast summer an' burned MEATZ™ jus' fur me, dem r 'gageded tu be mawwied in August! Ebery peeple r bery, bery habby. Da kidses WUFF da bery nice man ♥ Dem r gonna moove tu hims pwace an' all wive tugefur. An' finawwy, my gurl cuzin, Sammy, r geddin' da purple bedwoom hur always wanted.

  Dem kno' dat it r gonna be a H-U-G-E 'justment fur all ob dem an' dat it r nod gonna be ezee, bud dem r gonna du dere bestest tu make it werk. Da bery nice man habs two boys whu wive wif him part-time an' Sammy, whu r now 10 (OMD), wuffs bein' da onwy gurl :D
It r all gud an' it r gonna be eben bedder once $#%^$#$ weawizes dat diborce meens IT R OBER, FUREBER. "Whut part ob dat du yu nod ged,$%$#@#???" All tugefur now : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

I r nod gonna be goin' tu da weddin'. I r gonna stay wif Bob, my bweeder/bwoomer/boarder guy. Him r pwobabwy gonna hab sum pupses whu need be twainded using 'Da Z-Pup Mefod™', so it r gonna be gwate! 

Den Bob an' me, Zaidie, r gonna take a woadtwip ober tu dose Highwands ob Scotwand tu bisit da homewand an' eat haggis 'til it r comin' out ob our earses! An' dwink da bestest Scotch we can find. 

Da weddin' r gonna be a small, pwibate affair. Jack an' hims big brofur, Wade, r gonna wear suits! ("Really, Mom? Do we have to?") My Momma r Auntie S's 'person ob honour', 'gain :D Bud it r gonna be WOTZ more speshul an' fun da second time 'wound ♥

I hope yu enjoyded dis pupdate on my famiwy. Me an' my usual cwazee, NUTZO diawy entwies (Dem r ALL twue, ob corse!) will be back here soon. I wuff yu pupses!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>20 quesshuns an' answers 'bout me, Zaidie :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/765000</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:21:09 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I hab wosed twack ob da origin ob dese quesshuns, bud finawwy I hab time tu answer dem! If yu want t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I hab wosed twack ob da origin ob dese quesshuns, bud finawwy I hab time tu answer dem! If yu want tu answer dese quesshuns yur own selbe, pweeze du. All ob us pupses wuff wernin' more an' more 'bout our fwiends here on dis Dogster-fing ♥  

1. WHAT COLOR COLLAR ARE YOU WEARING?

   I r pwesentwy wearing my gween collar.It habs cute lil' harts an' doggies an' bones on it. I kno' it sounds pwetty darn gurlwy, bud it r nod. Twust me. An' I buyed it fwum sum shady-wookin' guy on da stweet. It cood be bootwegged or steeled or sumfing.
 

2. DOES YOUR LEASH MATCH YOUR COLLAR?

Which weash??? BOLBOLBOL! I hab wosed count ob all dose fings. 

3. WHAT’S WORSE? An EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL bouncing around in the trees or across the fence, a Crow strutting around in your yard or Neighbor People outside talking?

Yu need ask??? BOLBOLBOLBOL! I r all 'bout da skwerls. Dem make me cwazee an' NUTZO, eben. Dem r EBIL, wif a tail. grrrr..

4. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SNACK? 

BOLBOLBOL!! Dese quesshuns r killin' me :D Hmmm...my bestest snack r MEATZ™ which neber habbens unwess one ob da 'wentses dwops sumfing or cheez , if dem dwop it or sum kinda 'tato chip, if Dadda dwops one or anyfing weally.    

5. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST CAR RIDE?
 
Wast Fursday wuz our weekwy woad twip tu Toronto. Den da nexx nite, Momma needed wibbon an' hur needed it FASS, so we jumpded intu da Zaidie-on-da-Town Mobile™ an' dwibed wike da wind tu da wibbon store. 
 
6. DO YOU STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW ON CAR RIDES?

I r neber 'wwowded tu du dat. Sumtimes Dadda will oben my winno halfway, so I can sniff a bit, bud onwy if we r stuckded in twaffic an' goin' bery swow. I r harnessded intu my way kewl carbed/seat fing cuz yu kno' me - I r all 'bout bein' safe an' junk...an' MEATZ™ :D  

7. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TOY?

Eben aftur all dese years, my twuly bestest toy r still my gween Kitty Cuz. Him no wonger emits an ear-piercin' shwiek which causes da 'wentses tu cuber dere ears AN' him wosed a weg wast yeer, bud him will always be bery speshul tu me, Zaidie ♥    

8. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFURIEND OR GIRLFURIEND?

I *fot* I wuz sendin' da wite signals tu Coco Wose, bud appawentwy nod! Hobo came 'long an' winned hur heart :(
I r a bachewor...a bery sad bachewor.    

9. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WALK?

Down by my wiber r da bestest pwace cuz dere r water an' geeses an' geeses poop an' it r a sniffer's pawadise. Gwate in da Spwing, tu. Bery muddy :D

10. DO YOU GO TO DOG PARKS?

No, I hab nod. Da one neer us hab habbed sum bery bad stuff habben dere an' hur sez I will neber go intu a dog park. Dere r wotz ob stupid peeples 'wound here - it r nod da doggies' falts. 

11. WHERE DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

Durin' da week I sweep wif Momma in da gess woom cuz Dadda goes bed earlier dan us, bud on da weekends it r SWEEPOBER TIME in da big bed! F-U-N! We tell ghost stowies an' woast marshmawwows ober da campfire :D 

12. DO YOU SNORE?

Momma sez I du nod, but we r nod actuawwy shur cuz Dadda r so woud we can nod heer our selbes fink :D

13. DO YOU SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS? 

I ged cubered wif MY bwankie, bud I hab neber bentured unner da cubers on any bed. 

14. DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES?

*sigh* Yes. I wear a coat or fweaterif it r WAY cold an' snowin' an' junk. An' if Momma wants take a pichur ob me wearin' sumfing 'dorable, I r usuawwy bery coopewatibe...NOD! BOL :D  

15. ARE YOU THE FAVORITE DOG? 

Ob corse I r!! I r da fabouritest dog whereber I go an' I r usuawwy da onwy dog whereber I go. Da peeples can nod ged 'nuff ob dis LWD nameded Zaidie :D  

16. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT TO SLEEP IN THE HOUSE?

My bestest spot r 'wong da back ob da wuffseat. I also wuff tu nap on top ob Dadda when him r nappin'. An' my sunbeem spot on da hardwood fwoor r bery cozy an' warm ♥

17. WHAT’S THE BEST HUMAN FOOD YOU’VE EVER BEEN FED?

OMD. Dere needs be onwy one?? 'Kay. MEATZCHEEZCWACKERSTATOCHIPSCHEEZIESICECWEEMBACON :D 

18. DO YOU GO TO A DOG GROOMER? 

I do! Him r Bob my bwoomer/bweeder/boarder guy an' him WUFFS me, 'cept when I twy tu nip at him when him r twimmin' my nailses. Dat r nod fun.

19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BATHS?

Dem r ebil.

20. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED?

When I r boreded I ged Kitty Cuz an' I pwace him neer one ob my peeple. Den I stare at Kitty Cuz, stare at da peeple, stare at Kitty Cuz, stare at da peeple, stare at Kitty Cuz, stare at da peeple. Den sumone bweaks down an' pwayz wif me, Zaidie, cuz dem can nod stand tu see such a pafetic an' sad LWD face. Den we pway Kitty Cuz Fetch :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Zaidie Levi Gee School of Dance</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/763631</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 4 Feb 2012 19:01:18 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>*ring ring ring*

&quot;Hewwo. Zaidie Webi Gee Skool ob Dance. How I may helb yu?&quot;

&quot;Um, hello. I'm g ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *ring ring ring*

"Hewwo. Zaidie Webi Gee Skool ob Dance. How I may helb yu?"

"Um, hello. I'm getting married this summer and my bride-to-be insists I learn how to dance by then or else!"

"Or else whut??"

"Well, you know, BIG trouble!"

"Oh, ob corse. I unnerstan compwetewy. Whut yur name r?"

"It's Bob."

"BOB???? Bob, dis r yu, my bweeder/bwoomer/boarder guy whu wets me, Zaidie, sweep on hims bed when I r on baycayshun at hims howse an' hims gwandkidses hab  knowed' me since I wuz a lil' pubby guy an' den Bob's wife wuz bery sick an' hur went tu Heaven an' it wuz all so bery sad, bud eberypeeple r duin' bedder dese days, bud dem still miss hur wotz an' Bob r wunnin' da GlenRoslin Westies an' Scotties kennel pwetty gud, bud sumtimes him duz nod chek hims e-mails or hims boice-mail an' a coupla times dat meened I did nod ged bwoomded...BOL!... bud ebentuawwy I did cuz den Dadda called Bob's howse fone an' Bob sed,"Well, ob corse I wood wuff tu bwoom my lil' laddie pup named Zaidie an' him will always hab a bery speshul pwace in my hart cuz him wived in my howse 'til him wuz almost 4 monfs old..." an' Bob duz bwoomin' bedder dan any peeple on Earf, 'cept fur da one time when him went CWAZEE/nutzo an' cutted my furs tu short an' Momma cwieded cuz dat r whut wadies du, bud den my furs gwowed back an' eberypeeple, incwudin' Momma wuz habby once 'gain. Yu r dat Bob, Bob??"

"No."

"Oh. Whut yu du fur a wivin', Bob?"

"I'm an accountant."

"OMD! So I r!! Whu knowed?? Wite nexx door tu da 'Zaidie Webi Gee Skool ob Dance' r da 'Zaidie Webi Gee 'Ccountin' Serbices'. Wanna heer our motto?"

"Uh, sure..."

"'We figur out yur moneys an' den we take it.'"

"Nice. You do know that's illegal, don't you?"

"Illbeagle? No, I r nod ill an' I r nod a beagle. I r a Westie."

"Can you teach me to dance, though?"

"HA! I can teech yu how dance??? Ob corse I can, Bob. Why else I call dis pwace da 'Zaidie Webi Gee Skool ob Dance'? Yu wanna wern how dance? I teech yu!"

"Which dance do you specialize in?"

"Da Westie Stwut, ob corse."

"And...what else?"

"Well, if yu wanna ged weel fancy an' junk I cood teech yu how  du da Westie Stwut backwards, I 'spose. I neber did dat afore."

"You teach nothing but this silly Westie Strut??? It's not even a dance. It's a silly, no, a ridiculous way to walk!"

"Bob. Seddle down. R dere any peeple dere wif yu whu cood wub yur belly tu helb yu calm down??"

"Hey, pup! I need to learn how to dance. The Westie Strut just isn't going to cut it, fur face."

"Now, Bob, dere r no need be nastee. If yu wanna dance, all we need du r turn on sum music while yu r Westie Stwuttin' an', boila, yu r dancin', my fwiend!"

"So...to dance well enough to please my future bride, all I need to do is learn to walk like you while there's music playing?? You are crazy! I can't believe you came highly recommended by the BBB. An' your 'business', where is it? Does it even exist??"

"Ob corse it duz, Bob. Da LWD Cwubhowse unnerwent a majer weconstrucshun wast yeer. Da 'Zaidie Webi Gee Skool ob Dance' r wocated in da nu wing...Now wemme fink...it r on da forf floor. When yu ged off da elebator, yu turn wite. Den weft. Den wite, I fink. NO! Weft! Den yu..."

*dial tone*

"Bob? Yu r dere, my fwiend?? Bob? Hmmm, I gess him r on hims way ober!"  

                ~ Dis r da End ~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>- Habby Wobbie Burnses Day, waddies an' wassies -</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/761813</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:44:24 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/761813</guid>
		<description>***ring ring ring***

&quot;B+F Party Boyz&acirc;&cent;. How may I help you?&quot;

&quot;Oh, I speek wif Bwake, pweeze?&quot; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ***ring ring ring***

"B+F Party Boyz™. How may I help you?"

"Oh, I speek wif Bwake, pweeze?"

"Hey! Is that you, Little Z???"

"Yes, it r me, 'cept no pup an' no peeple r 'wwowded tu call me Z 'cept fur my gud fwiend, Zoe, fwum Idunno. Hur r a gurl, bud wifout da skirts an' wuffles an' pink junk. An' hur nabs 2 boy-pup brofurs an' a Angel-pup sistur AN' hur wives wif a bunch ob kitties an'..Hey. Whu I r speekin' wif??"

"Relax, little man. I get it. No Z.  Dude, it's Felix! You know - I'm the 'F' in B+F Party Boys&trade;!"

"OMD. Ob corse yu r ! I wemember yu! Yu matchded yur manpurse tu yur Ferragamo woafers an' wuz fwoded intu pwison. How yu r duin' How it feel be fwee??"

"Oh, I'm loving it, Z-Man. Can I call you Z-Man?"

"Shur, Fewix."

"Anyway, THAT won't be happening again. Did you know you can't get a decent pedicure in prison? And my raw food diet? The kitchen staff laughed at me. "

"Wow. Dat r hardcore. Um, I speek wif Bwake now pweeze?"

"He's not here, Z-Dude".

"Well, where him r? I need helb pwannin' a pawty! Dis r Wobbie Burnses Day an' I jus' wememberded 'bout it when I wakeded up! We need moobe FASS!"

"LWD, did you not hear about the 'incident' at the salon last week? Blake's in the hospital."

"No. I did nod heer 'bout it. OMD. Whut da heck habbened??"

"Well, let's just say Blake won't be getting his back waxed anytime soon. The salon bartender was making her way over to Blake with his pre-waxing martini and tripped, hitting the container of hot wax and..."

"OK, Fewix. Tawk tu da paw, pweeze. I hab heered 'nuff". 

"You asked, my friend."

"Well, yu can helb me pwan a Wobbie Burnses Day pawty? Pweeze?? I kno' it r wast minit, bud I r decwepit!"

"I think you mean 'desperate."

"Whuteber...Dis r nod gud".

"I'm sorry, little man, but I've got a spray tan appointment at 5pm, followed by a mani/pedi. Then it's off to see Madonna! A group of friends and I have been planning this for months. We may even get to go backstage !!!"

"Well, cwap. Da guyses an' da gurlses r gonna be bery disappointmented. We wuz gonna wear our kiltses an' pway da bagpipeses an'..."

"You play the bagpipes??"

"Oh, no. No pup duz. We jus' wike da noize."

"What do you serve at a Robbie Burns' Day party? Blake and I  haven't done one of those...unless it was the time we had to get the bartender to jump out of the cake because..."

"No cake, Fewix. Haggis. Jus' haggis. Furst, haggis soup. Den sum guy holdin' a pwate geds bagpipeded intu da woom. Den sum guy wif a big knife cuts sumfing open an' an' boila, haggis! Den yu dwink wotz an' wotz ob scotch. Den, dinner : haggis wif 2 sides ob haggis an' den, dessert. Dis yeer it wuz gonna be a haggis sundae : haggis ice cweem wif hot haggis sauce. Oh, I can jus' 'bout taste it...Now I r dwoolin' all ober da pwace. *big sigh*"

"I'm really sorry, ZZ Pup. Maybe next year, okay? I need to get going now. Are you okay?"

"I be ok. Fanks, Fewix. Hab fun dis nite".

"I'll do my best, LWD. Bye."

"Bye."                 

                       ~Da End~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&quot;Wadiez an' Gennelpupz, wend me yur earses... pweeze.&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/761651</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 10:03:18 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/761651</guid>
		<description>Hi, eberypup. My Momma usuawwy wears hur hart on hur sweeve, bud dis day it r 'ttached tu hur face a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi, eberypup. My Momma usuawwy wears hur hart on hur sweeve, bud dis day it r 'ttached tu hur face an' hur can see nuffin else. Hur r feelin' all kindza stuffs an' sumtimes hur eyes start weakin' an' den I need ged hur sum isshooes an' yu kno' how dat r NOD 'xactwy my bestest area when it comes tu bein' me, Zaidie.

  Dis day we wuz duin' da wownds on Dogster (wike a docktur duz, bud wifout da white wab coat, doe I sumtimez wear mine jus' fur fun :D) Dis r da furst fing we do. Momma r nod 'llowed tu eben go neer dat bwack hole knowned as Facebook. Bud I digwess.
  
  Dis day one ob da Daily Diawy Picks r a pup fwum Singapore. Him r at da Wainbow Bwidge. Hims Momma r a teenager I fink an' hur r habbin' a bery wuff time wif hur life an' hur misses hur pup nameded Bear Bear WOTZ. Him hab beened gone fur free yeers I fink an' hims Momma r bery sad all da time.

  I du nod usuawwy du dis kind ob fing becuz I du nod want pupses an' peepoles tu feel obwigated tu du sumfing. Howeber, we r frowin' cawshun tu da wind dis day an' r gonna make a wequest. *IF* yu hab a spare minit an'/or a spare wosette or sumfing an' yu *WANT* tu du dis, pweeze go to Bear Bear's page an' show him an' hims Momma dat dere r wotza peepoles an' pupses here on dis Dogster-fing whu care. Yu will find him in da wist ob DDPs, second fwum da top. Him r a Schnauzer an'hims diawy r called 'Loss'. Hims Dogster nummer r 924218.

  If yu can helb a bit, dat r gwate. If yu can nod helb, dat r perfekwy fine, tu. I kno' dat dere r WOTZA sad an' sick peepoles an' WOTZA sad an' sick pupses here on Dogster an' all ob us du whut we can du tu helb when we can. Dat r all I r askin' ob yu. 

I wepeet - du nod feel obwigated, 'kay? Gud. Now go 'bout yur daily biznuss an' stuffs. If yu r a peepole, kno' dat wuff helbs da werld go 'wound, bud yur pupses also need MEATZ&trade;. Fank yu fur yur time.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Sum poetwy by Zaidie ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/760489</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:56:52 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/760489</guid>
		<description>Hi, pupses. Momma r takin' 1 step ahead an' 2 steps back wif dis hole nod-feewin'-gud fing. Yes'day  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi, pupses. Momma r takin' 1 step ahead an' 2 steps back wif dis hole nod-feewin'-gud fing. Yes'day hur feelded bedder so hur wunnded 'wound an' 'wound, twyin' ged stuffs dunded or, in sum cases, we-duin' stuffs Dadda did :D Him r GWATE at 'puters an' washin' da cars an' all kindza uber stuffs. Him shood neber twy du waundwy. I r jus' sayin'...
Dis day? Hur nod feel tu gud :(

Tu pass da time dis affernoon while I wuz holdin' Momma down on da chouch, I wited a pome an' I fot I wood share it wif all yu pupses, 'kay? Here it r. I call it :

             
      ~ Fur da wuff ob all MEATZ™ ~   


              Dere once wuz a wady.
              Hur habded a cat.
              Hims name? It wuz Toby.
              By da window him sat.

              Him watchded fur birdies
              An' uber kewl stuffs
              Wike kidses an' skwerlses.
              Nod dogs. R yu nutz?

              Him habded a Dadda.
              Him wuz a nice guy
              Bud Toby wuffed Momma.
              On hur him wood wie.

              All day an' at nite time
              Him stayed in hur wap
              Bud when hur wuz sweepin'
              Him napped on hur back.

              When dis kitty wuz liddle
              Him bwakeded hims hip.
              Bud no one wuz home.
              Dem did nod see him swip.

              Da Bet cut him open.
              Den stitchded him up.
              Da hip? It wuz fixded!
              "Fur weel?" Bet sed, "Yup".

              Da cat, him gwew older
              An' so did hims 'wents.
              Dem neber went campin'
              Cuz Mom hated tents.

              When Toby wuz forteen
              Him gedded weel sik
              Da Wainbow Bwidge called him
              "C'mon! Ged here quik!"

              Hims 'wentses wuz sad
              An' dem sobbded an' cwied.
              Dere kitty named Toby
              Wuz no wonger awive.

              Da yeers, dem did pass
              An' da Mom missed hur cat.
              Did hur want a nu kitty?
              Whut wuz it hur lacked?

              Hur thot,"Mabbe wabbits
              Or horses or goats?"
              Da Dadda sed "Oy Bey!"
              An' den him sed,"Nope."

              Da Momma, hur finkded
              "Hmmm...Mabbe a pup?
              A liddle white doggie?
              A bundle ob fwuff?"

              Da Dad, him agweeded.
              Dem started tu wook
              Fur a Westie named Zaidie.
              A woad twip dem took.
              
              Dem wented tu Bob's howse
              an' dwinkded sum scotch.
              Bob bwinged out sum pubbies.
              Dem sat dere an' watched.

              Da Westie named Zaidie
              Him stoleded dere hearts.
              Bob sed,"Yu can hab him.
              Here. I made haggis tarts".

              So Zaidie went home
              Wif hims nu Mom an' Dad.
              Dem pwayded an' snuggled.
              Such fun dem did hab!

              Him wived in dere hearts
              An' gess whut! Him still duz!
              Cuz hearts, dem r HUGE!
              Dem hab much woom fur wuff ♥  


                    ~ Dis r da end ~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh, deer &amp;hearts;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/759449</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:40:05 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/759449</guid>
		<description>Hi, pupses. I r sowwy fur nod bein' 'wound dis Dogster pwace bery much dis week. Momma r nod feewin' ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi, pupses. I r sowwy fur nod bein' 'wound dis Dogster pwace bery much dis week. Momma r nod feewin' gud cuz ob sum kinda sikness wike a cold or fwu or sumfing. Whuteber. Hur r ach-y an' 'xhausted an' sweepin' wotz an' feewin' yucky an' doin' mostwy nuffin. Yu shood see hur hairs! OMD! :D (Cood we keep dat jus' atween us?? Fanks)

In da meemtime, here r a widdle!

*Why da LWD cwossded da woad?? C'mon, gess! I r watein'...

Ok. Yu winned. 

Da LWD cwossded da woad cuz...MEATZ&trade;!! BOLBOLBOLBOL :D :D :D :D Ged it??? I maded dat one up all by myselb! 

See, pupses? We r scwapin' da bottom ob da bawwel here, bud I be back bery soon hearts; &#10048; &#9728; &#9835;&trade;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~  Chwissmus Card Mass-a-ker ob 2011 ~  ( live on channel 5)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/758695</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 7 Jan 2012 09:05:14 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/758695</guid>
		<description>&quot;Oh, crap. Why do I always get stuck working with this clown? HE makes ME look stupid! Where is he,  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Oh, crap. Why do I always get stuck working with this clown? HE makes ME look stupid! Where is he, anyway?"

 "He's in make-up right now, Bart. We're going live in 5 minutes."

 "#@$&%&$#%@&@*&"

 "Bart, it'll be over soon. Just think of the martinis you'll be able to throw back later."

                         *************

 "This is Bartholemew Nolan, 'Live with Channel 5™', coming to you today from the Grand Ballroom of the LWD Clubhouse™. Here with me is Zaidie, the LWD who'll steal your heart and your MEATZ™, apparently."

 "Yu kno' it, Barf!" 

 "Why, Zaidie? Why? What's the deal with the MEATZ™? My name's Bart by the way."

 "Yeah, I kno', Barf. Anywayz, tu anser yur quesshun, I hab bud one fing tu say : Wifout MEATZ™, da sun duz nod shine; da birdies du nod sing; da kidses du nod wun 'wound da nayberhood scweemin' an' yellin'; da gentle bweeze duz nod bwow, kewlin' us on a bery, bery hod summer day when it r so hod dat if yu taked a peece ob MEATZ™ an' frowed it ontu yur dwibeway, it wood be cookded afore yu habbed time tu go intu da -pwibacy, pweeze- part ob yur side yard an'..."

 "Okay, we get it, Zaidie... I see you've made some significant changes to the LWD Clubhouse™ since we were last here. Can you tell us about it?"

 "Shur, Barf! Dis Gwand Ballwoom, eben doe dere r NO ballses in here, r part ob da 'Fun an' Junk' wing dat wuz bilded on wate wast yeer. Fwum here yu can go up tu da indoor pool or tu da waterpark, 'cept pupses need wear dere wife jackets so dem du nod dwownded. 
If yu go down da stairs which I r nod able tu du cuz ob my short lil' leggies, so I need be cawwied an' Momma finks it r tu cute when I need be cawwied cuz my lil' paws hang ober hur arm an'..."

 " *sigh* Thank you, Zaidie. And now..."

 "Bud Barf! I did nod tell eberypeeple 'bout da yacht cwub! Yu need go downstairs fwum da Gwand Ballwoom, turn weft an' ged on da elebator dat sez 'LWD Cwubhowse ~ Yacht Cwub™, Den yu..."

 "Hey, let's talk about later. Maybe we'll come back and do a live tour of the place. How does that sound, Zaidie?"

 "Perfek, Barf!! I fink it r gonna need be a week-wong sewies, doe, cuz dis pwace r weally big!"

 "Sure, sure, whatever. Anyway, we're here for the final card count in the Zaidie vs. the 'rents 'Christmas Card Massacre, 2011'. Can we get a drumroll, please?"

 "Hit it, Charwie!!!"

 "You got Charlie Watt from the Rolling Stones to be here for this??"

 "Well, ob course, Barf! Dis r 'portant stuffs we duin' here!"

                     **drumroll**

 "The results have just been handed to Zaidie by Gunther, the managing  accountant in the 'LWD Clubhouse Finance Department™'.. 

 "Fanks, Gunfer! We go out an' pway an' junk aftur dis, 'kay? Hab a snack, tu?"

 *tries to open envelope*

 "Barf, I hab no fumbs. Yu open dis pweeze??"

 *mutters* "There'd better be a big bonus in my bank account after   this..."  *hands envelope back to LWD*

 "OMD...BOLBOLBOLBOL!! Wentses - firty-fibe (35)
                       LWD nameded Zaidie' - elebenty fousand

 Hey. I gedded more wast yeer. Whut da...?"

 "And there you have it, folks! The LWD wins again.
  Wow. Imagine the odds of that happening. 

  That's it for today. Now back to the studio..."   

  "3..2..1. You're off the air, Bart."

                     *Dis r da End* 
        

   ~ Actual card count in annual 'Christmas Card Massacre' ~ 
       
                Parents - 35
                Zaidie  - 63


***PUPDATE, Sunday : Hey, Pupses!! I r a DDP dis day! If yu r nu  here, go ober tu my pwofile page, wook awound an' gwab a snack! Dis day we r fee-churin' gwound beef! It r maded outta cows an' it r TASTEE.*** 

If yu come back lader, da MEATZ™ buffet be up an' wunnin' 'gain aftur da horr'ble incident nod dis day, bud yes' day, inbolbin' dis LWD an' a vi-chus water snake an' wotta soap an' a ginormous wall ob water. Den towels an' a demonic bwow dwyer. Bud I digwess...

Fanks HQ fur dis huge honour an' fanks tu all da pupses whu put aside da wules ob spellin' an' gwammar jus' tu wead my diawy. It meens wotz tu me, Zaidie. *sob* I wuff all ob yu, eben Zoe's kitty brofur, Inkspot, fwum Idunno, whu continues tu teez an' taunt me an' make my life a wivin' h***.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Haikuin' wif da Z-Pup ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/758383</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 5 Jan 2012 09:10:11 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/758383</guid>
		<description>Here r a quik haiku-fing, afore I go on a lil' woad twip dis day. Dis time Momma wited it 'bout goin ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Here r a quik haiku-fing, afore I go on a lil' woad twip dis day. Dis time Momma wited it 'bout goin' fur a walk wif me, Zaidie, an' here it r :      


                       MEATZ™ (I wited da title :D) 
  
               Little white dog must
               share the love with everything,
               pole, post and human.                         

               -Dis r da end-

P.S. Stay tuneded fur da final count in da 'Z-Pup bersus da 'Wentses, Chwissmus Card Mass-a-ker, 2011'!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut da...?????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/757895</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 2 Jan 2012 09:04:24 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/757895</guid>
		<description>&quot;Hey! Whu gibbed me sawad fur my backgwound? Dis r a compwete outwage! Why I otta...&quot;

&quot;I did it,  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Hey! Whu gibbed me sawad fur my backgwound? Dis r a compwete outwage! Why I otta..."

"I did it, HunBun."

"Momma! Whut yu wuz finkin'?? I r all 'bout da MEATZ™! How I eber gonna wive dis one down? OMD! I can heer da commentses awweady : 'Hey, Z-Pup, dere r sawad on yur pwofile page!' an''Hey, Zaidie, dere r sawad on yur pwofile page!' an' 'Hey, Cakeses, dere r sawad on yur pwofile page!' an' 'Hey, LWD, dere r ...'"

"Isn't it pretty, though?"

"Uh, 'scuse me, Momma, bud, NO, it r nod pwetty. Howy cwap, woman! Yu can weabe it up fur one decade an' dat r it, 'kay?"

"Sure thing, FluffButt :D"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Wike dem sez : Bedder wate dan neber ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/757475</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 08:51:09 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/757475</guid>
		<description>*ring ring ring ring*

&quot;Hello. You have reached the 'Zaidieville Federal Prison for Really Bad Guy ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *ring ring ring ring*

"Hello. You have reached the 'Zaidieville Federal Prison for Really Bad Guys'. How may I help you?"

"Uh, hewwo. I speek wif Bwake da Pawty Pwanner, pweeze?"

"One moment"

*Put-on-hold-music* '♫...I wanna be sedated. Put me in a...♫'

*ring ring*

"Happy New Year! and who the heck is calling me on New Year's Eve??? Ever hear of pre-planning, people?"

"Bwake! It r me, Zaidie! I need yur helb!"

"Zeke! Hi and how are you? Still recovering from that EESP™ we threw at the end of the summer? Epic or WHAT?" 

"It r Zaidie, Bwake, an' yes, I r still wecuberin'. I gedded in big twubbles wif da 'wentses, tu. Now I r geddin' no 'llowance fur a coupla hours or sumfing."

"Oh, dear....Zay-dee? It's Zaidie, right? How can I help you, LWD?"

"Well, I kno' it r bery wate tu be askin' 'bout dis kinda stuffs, bud yu an' Fewix r 'bailable tu helb me pwan a Nu Yeerz Ebe Pawty? It hab beended a bery tuff yeer fur wotza pupses an' dere peepoles an' I fot it be nice tu hab a small 'ged-tugefur', if yu kno' whut I r meenin', Bwake??"

"Oh, of course, Z-Pup. A 'Get-together'. :D  Teenage code for MASSIVE PARTY at your house, ending with street fights, small, containable fires, a broken Ming vase and Police/EMT/Fire Dept on your doorstep." 

"Yu kno' it, Bwake!! I knu' I cood count on yu, my fwiend." 

"Well, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, little guy, but I'm in prison doing hard time for an unspeakable act."

"OMD. Bwake. Whut yu did?"

"I went with boot-cut when I should have gone with skinny."

"Wow. Dat r sum nastee stuffs. How wong yu r in dere?"

"I should be out by next Tuesday, just in time for Hot Yoga class! So really, it's all good. I need to remember to be thankful for the little things, right?" 

"Dat r da key, Bwake.  Bud, CWAP, I weally wanna hab a pawty. Whut Fewix r duin'?"

"Oh, Zaidie. It's much worse for Felix. I'm not sure if I should even tell a young, impressionable pup like yourself. I don't want you making the same mistake."

"OMD. *shudder* I can handle it, Bwake."

"Felix matched his manpurse to his Ferragamo loafers *sob*"

"OMD." *thud*

"Zaidie? You okay, little guy???"

"Oy bey, my cute LWD head r achin'. Bud Fewix? Him shood kno' bedder dan dat. Gud gwief."

"So, Zaidiecakes, there will be no party planning for either of us this year. I'm so sorry, Fluff."

"Well, fanks anyfur, Bwake. I habbded no idea yu guyses wuz in pwison. How da fudz r dere? I heer it r sum nastee stuffs."

"OMG. Zaidie, no offense, but a dog wouldn't eat this junk."

"ACK! *gag* Dat pwace weally r hardcore. Well, gud wuck wif da wemainder ob yur sentence, Bwake. Mabbe we du a pawty in da winter jus' cuz, 'kay??"

"Sounds good, Wee Clown Prince of GlenRoslin."

"Hey! How yu kno' my weel name?? Jus' du nod tell anypup or peepoles, 'kay?"

"Your secret is safe with me, LWD."

"Hey! Yu whymeded! BOL! Tawk wif yu soon, Bwake. Pweeze say hewwo tu Fewix fur me, Zaidie, 'kay? An' Habby Nu Yeerz :D"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It r time fur fanks &amp;hearts;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/756925</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:32:48 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>Dis r me, Zaidie, dwoppin' intu dis Dogster pwace dis day cuz I hab a BERY 'portant job tu du. I nee ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis r me, Zaidie, dwoppin' intu dis Dogster pwace dis day cuz I hab a BERY 'portant job tu du. I need say FANKS tu eberypup an' dere peepoles fur all da WAY kewl cardses you sended tu me an' my fambly. 

I hab cardses fwum all ober da pwace an' at da end ob dis week I r gonna webeel da wesults ob 'Chwissmus Card Mayhem, 2011' (cuz I r 'xpectin' tu snag a few cardses dis week when mail dewiberwy starts up 'gain nexx day). No madder whut, doe, I winnded 'gain! WOO-HOO! Dis r da fird yeer in a wow!

I also need say fanks tu all my fwiendses on dis Dogster pwace whu sended me wosettes an' speshul giffs an' bonez an' all kindza gud stuffs, incwudin' da mistletoez! We r dwowndin' in da stuff ober here :D 
I finked I wuz gonna be wunned ober by da cwowds ob gurlpups whu camed aftur me wif it! Oy bey! My hole LWD life fwashded afore my eyes, bud it r all gud now :D  

I habbed a pawsum Chwissmus an' Gwampa stayded here an' sweeped ober fur a monf or sumfing. Dat r whut Momma sed it feeled wike! I gedded a weel nice wed box ob sumfing, bud I furged whut r it.

"Momma! Whut Santa bwing me 'gain?"

"Oh, yeah."

It r a WAY KEWL Nina Ottosson puzzle-fing callded a Tornado an' it r F-U-N! Mabbe I will post a pichur ob it, soon as Momma geds hur ack tugefur. Sum peepole habbed a lil' bit tu much Chwissmus, if yu kno' whut I r meenin' :D

We went tu Gwamma an' Gwampa's howse - dem wive nod-tu-far fwum Riley an' Caileigh! DEN I wuz 'bandonded in dat howse WIF a kitty (hur stayed in da den, bud I knowed hur wuz dere. grrrrrr...)  while all ob da peepoles went tu anuber howse tu hab Chwissmus dinner wifout me, Zaidie. :( I wuz nod 'llowed.

I wuz wifout fudz an' water fur a coupla weeks or sumfing an' when dem finawwy camed back tu ged me, I habbed no idea whu dem wuz! So I barkded at dem wike a WUNATIC an' den I heered Momma say,"YAY, it's over!", so I wuz wescueded an' den we dwibeded home an' dat wuz it!

I r wishin' my fwiendses an' dere famblies ALL da bestest fur a bery habby Nu Yearz an' du nod furged dat 2012 r da yeer ob MEATZ™! Pweeze du yur part tu make it da bestest Yeer ob MEATZ™ E-B-E-R!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Da day 'afore Chwissmus' ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/756189</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 14:22:53 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>T'wuz da day afore Chwissmus
   An' all fru da town
   Da peepoles wuz wunnerin'
   &quot;Whu r dat cw ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ T'wuz da day afore Chwissmus
   An' all fru da town
   Da peepoles wuz wunnerin'
   "Whu r dat cwown??"

   Him wuz liddle an' cute
   An' him wearded a fweater.
   Hims earz, dem stood up
   In all kindza weafer.

   Him habded a knapsack
   'ttachded tu hims back.
   Hims toyses an' tweetses
   In dere him wood pack.

   Him stwutted awong
   Spweadin' joy eberywherez
   An' handed out koopons
   Fur fwee MEATZ™ an' beerz.

   Him habded a pocket
   Fur tweashurs an' junk.
   Him keepded it secwet 
   Fwum all da stweet punks.

   Dem fot him wuz silly
   Wif all hims white furs.
   Da gurlpups? Dem swoonded.
   Dem wuffded hims curls.

   Him needed sum moneys
   So him went tu da bank.
   A wady, hur scweemded,
   "Hey, pubby! Ged out!"

   Him still needed moneys
   Tu buy sum more giffs.
   Hims Momma an' Dad
   Needed more dan a kiss.

   Him finkded 'bout chokwit,
   Bud den him fot,"No."
   Hims Momma nod eat it
   Hims Dadda wood doe.

   Him 'cided go shoppin' 
   At da mall ober dere.
   Him takeded a bus 
   an' him payded hims fare.  

   Dis liddle white pup
   Well, him 'ttwacted a cwowd.
   Dem watchded him shoppin'.
   Dere waffter wuz WOUD.

   Him 'cided tu stop 
   Fur sum cawfee an' wunch.
   Da peepoles, dem scweemded,
   "Him r makin' us NUTZ!"

   Da cops, dem came ober
   An' pawcuffed da pup.
   Him cwied an' him barkded.
   Dem sed,"Hey! Dat r 'nuff!"

   Dem frowded him intu
   Dere car parked outside
   An' callded hims pawents.
   Hims Momma? Hur cwied. 

   Da liddle white dog,
   Him wuz so bery sad.
   Sum giffs fur hims pawents
   Wuz nod tu be habbed.

   Den all ob a sudden
   Hims Momma wuz dere!
   An' dere wite ahind hur
   Hims Dadda. Dem cared!

   Dem payded da fine
   Fur dere L-W-D.
   Den signded sum papers
   An' den him wuz fwee!

   Dem wented back home
   All so habby an' junk.
   Bud da pup, him fellded intu
   A weally bad funk.

   Him sed : "I cood nod go shoppin'
   I wuz nod awwowed.
   I hab no giffs, nuffin
   Fur yu. I r sad."

   Dem scoopded him up
   An' sat down on da chouch.
   Dem kissded an' hugged him
   Until him sed ouch!

   "We du nod need giffs
   Fwum our liddle wee pup.
   We hab him heer alwayz,
   Our home's filled wif wuff ♥

          
         ~ Dis r da end ~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut da...?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/756133</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 09:23:01 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/756133</guid>
		<description>Whut da heck r go on here? I staid up ALL nite wong tu see Santa an' say, &quot;Hi, Santa! Yu bwing me da ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Whut da heck r go on here? I staid up ALL nite wong tu see Santa an' say, "Hi, Santa! Yu bwing me da skwerl fambly I askded fur??" Him neber cameded. 

My stockin' r hanged. I weabed out sum ob my tweetses fur him an' I mixded up a nice martini jus' da way him wikes dem, bery dwy. An' him did nod eben show up. Cwap. Whut now? 

I added a hole wing tu my cwubhowse fur da skwerl fambly, a huuge bedwoom wif wotza bunk beds, a gym so dem can keep in shape fur me, dere own chitchen cuz sharin' a chitchen wif me, Zaidie, mite nod be such a gud idea. BOL. I growed a fowest ob chesnutz twees in da 'Chesnutz Twee Woom.' Where da heck r Santa an'my skwerl fambly???

"Uh, HunBun. Santa comes tonight."

"Oh. Well, dat 'spwains eberyfing."

I wuz jus' teezin' yu pupses! I knowded him wuz nod comin' 'til dis nite. BOL! Did I fooled all ob yu??? I shur did :D BOL!

*walks away muttering to himself "Wow. Dat wuz cwose. I hope no pup figures out dat I wuz weally confuseded."*


By da way, pupses! Dere r FWEE mistltoze in da giff shop tu gib tu yur fwiendses. No, it r nod MEATZ™, bud it r a bery nice gesstur on da part ob HQ. Can all ob us say fanks tu HQ? Here we go :"Fanks fur da fwee mistltoze in da Dogster Giff Shop. It r nod MEATZ™. It r nod eben a cwose second tu MEATZ™. In fak, most ob us wood waffer ged kitty toyses dan mistletoze, bud I digwess. Fanks, HQ."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~Hi-koos 'bout Chwissmus - it r nod all habby an' junk ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/754669</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 10:07:59 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/754669</guid>
		<description>In my diawy dis day, I r wookin' at Chwissmus fwum a diffwent perspektib. I hab wited a sewies ob hi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ In my diawy dis day, I r wookin' at Chwissmus fwum a diffwent perspektib. I hab wited a sewies ob hi-koos 'bout da 'nod-so-habby' side ob da seesun. Dem r all wated 'NPNSD' (no pubbies need see dis), so, pweeze, keep dem 'way, 'kay? Dem r tu yung tu be forceded tu face da harsh weawities ob dis werld. 

Aftur yu finish weadin', pweeze make yur way tu confewence woom #3, where dere r a 'licious buffay ob tweetses, incwudin' da pawsum 'Bwissfuwwy Bacon' tweetses' fwum Chance an' Destiny's onwine store, www.apawfectdog.com. My Pawfect Dog tweetses cameded fwum my gud fwiend Zoe in Idunno! A Pawfect Dog duz nod ship tu Canada. Mabbe sumday dem will!  

  ~ Hi-koos 'bout Chwissmus - it r nod all habby an' junk ~

               Chwissmus makes me sad;
               Nod 'nuff MEATZ™ in da hole werld.
               Sum pupses hab nun.         

               
               Chwissmus makes me sad;
               No time fur habbin' fun an'
               Da tears stain my furs.


               Dere shood be no tears
               At Chwissmus; jus' wuff an' stuff.
               Lick da sads away.


Yu mite be sumwhut berkwempt aftur weadin' all dat 'moshunal stuff. If yu need a outwet fur yur feewings an' junk, at da exit ob dis odditowium, yu will find sum papers an' tisshoos an' speshul documentses tu shwed. We hope dat will helb. ♥ ❀ ☀ ☃ ♫™]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My 3rd Dogsterbersary  - Part 2 -</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/754159</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:14:26 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/754159</guid>
		<description>I 'powogize fur takin' so wong tu ged back an' finish da story ob how I discubered dis Dogster pwace ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I 'powogize fur takin' so wong tu ged back an' finish da story ob how I discubered dis Dogster pwace fwee yeers 'go, while I wuz shoppin' fur Cuz Toys ober on CuzRUs.com. Yu wood nod bewiebe da pawties an' pawades an' cewebwashuns an' bang-kwets  dat hab beened goin' on, in honur ob me an' my speshul day. I habbed NO idea dere wuz dat much MEATZ™ in da werld.

Anyfur, while I wuz messin' 'wound on dose innernetses dat nite, fwee yeers 'go, I thot I cood heer sum barkin' in da distance. I wissened an' wissened an' ebentuawwy dat wunnerful noize gotted wouder an' wouder! Den I started sniffin' cuz I thot I smellded MEATZ™ on da gwill an' da more I sniffded da NUTZO-ier I gotted! Soon I wuz FWANTIC :D Da barkin' an' da heabenwy awoma ob MEATZ™ hab twansformded me intu sum kinda cwazee LWD butchur wifout a job! BOL!

All ob a sudden, a doggy door opended, so I Westie-stwutted my LWD self intu whereber it wuz gonna take me. Dere wuz pupses ob all shapes an' sizes an' bweeds an' 'bilities an' colours an' all dose fings dat *du nod madder one single bid*. Sum pupses wuz nappin'; sum ob dem wuz pwayin' games; sum wuz bizzy witin' stuff on dere 'puters. Uber pupses wuz pewusin' a pupses-onwy kinda store an' dem wuz usin' a nu kind ob moneys callded 'zeewies' tu buy bery speshul giffs fur dere fwiendses an' also fur pupses dem du nod eben kno', bud want tu help feel incwuded in all da Dogster fun ♥

I signded a coupla papers, filled out sum forms - wifout shweddin' anyfing :D An' den I wuz in! An' it wuz da BESTEST DAY EBER!
 
I hab founded dis Dogster pwace an' I knowed it wuz gonna change my life. It shur did ♥ ❀ ☀™]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD. Du yu wemember dis date in histowy?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/753717</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 20:18:39 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/753717</guid>
		<description>Nun ob yu pupses r eber gonna bewiebe dis bud bwace yurselbes cuz here it r :

Dis day, wite now,  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Nun ob yu pupses r eber gonna bewiebe dis bud bwace yurselbes cuz here it r :

Dis day, wite now, r my fird Dogsterbersary!!
 
Momma jus' checkded cuz hur fot it wuz da twelf, bud dis time, hur memwy did nod werk tu gud! BOLBOL :D

Free yeers 'go, on dis bery day, a tiny lil' wee pubby guy, nameded Zaidie, wuz messin' wound on dose innernetses, shoppin' fur WEALLY WOUD squeeky toyz! Hims motto r : if yur earses du nod bweed, it r nod woud 'nuff :D
Dem need make peepoles scweem an' hold dere earses an' go tu da audiowogist fur a heerin' test.

Den da audiowogist sez :"Whut da heck yu hab  beened duin' wif yur earses?" 

Den da peepoles sez :"My LWD habs WEALLY WOUD toyz, speshully da ones callded 'CUZ'. Hims habs a gween Kitty Cuz, a wed Debil Cuz, a gween Gud Guy Cuz, a gween Dino Cuz an' a huge Fwoggy Cuz dat Izzy (♥), Bacon an' Beanie gibbed tu Zaidie's Momma tu take home tu him."

"Well, dat r 'splainin' eberyfing! Ob corse yu can nod heer nuffin. Dem r CUZ toyz. Whut yu r 'spectin', wady? Ged outta here, afore I call da powice. Da NERBE ob sum peepoles. Oy Bey."

Anyway, here r a song I wited, jus' fur dis day. Pweeze wissen tu it at yur weisure an' be shur tu take adbantage ob da wunnerful 'Awound da Werld wif MEATZ™' buffet dat r setted up in da main wobby. No bowls - jus' EAT MEATZ™!

Habby Dogsterbersary tu LWD me!
Habby Dogsterbersary, nummer fwee!
Habby Annibersary, da Giff Shop MEATZ™ r back!
Habby Annibersary tu me, Zaidie Webi Gee :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pupses! We hab BICTORY!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/753445</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 9 Dec 2011 06:59:24 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/753445</guid>
		<description>OMDOMDOMDOMD...I r SO 'cited dat my cute LWD pawses r shakin' as I tipe dis. &amp;h#dyzu@xgdg See whut I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMDOMDOMDOMD...I r SO 'cited dat my cute LWD pawses r shakin' as I tipe dis. &h#dyzu@xgdg See whut I r meenin'? I r makin' 'steaks all ober da pwace :D Ged it? steaks, misteaks BOLBOL 
Bud finawwy, we hab MEATZ™ in da Dogster Giff Shop!! *stops and listens to the sound of millions of dogs all over the world, barking in unison :"We did it! WE DID IT! MEATZ™ is back where it belongs. Thank you for listening to us, Dogster!"*

I wood wike tu fank da 'cademy an' all dose lil' pupses whu helbed make dis...Oooops, wong speech. *shuffles papers, stuffs a pile into his secret pocket* Oh, here it r. Fank yu, Dogster pupses. Yes, fank yu fur perseberin' an' seein' da campayne fru tu da end  witch wesulted in a H-U-G-E bictory, nod onwy fur us, bud fur pupses all ober da werld an' dem r also 'cluded in da 'MEATZ™ ob da Day Cwub. Whu knowed, wite???

If yu see a pup on da stweet while yu r out walkin' yur peepoles or mabbe yu r jus' out duin' -pwibacy, pweeze- or mabbe yu r on a woad twip an' yu see anuber pup in a car dat r passin' yu an 'dat makeses yu bery mad cuz yu kno' yur Dadda r da bestest dwiber eber, bud yu wet dat go an' yu tell him 'bout da MEATZ™™ ob da Day Cwub an' da nu fweezer eberyday witch ALL our peepoles r gonna wuff, I r shur an' if yu r in one ob da bery few stores dat 'llow us pupses tu gwace dem wif our pwesense an' yu see a tiny nu lil' pubby guy an' him r bery skeerded ob yu cuz yu r SO big an' tuff-wookin' an' yu wift yur back weft weg tu show him how du dat an' den him sez, "Wow. Fanks. I wuz wunnerin' how du dat, mistur", dis r da obbortoonity tu tell him 'bout da MEATZ™ ob da Day Cwub. 

It cood nod be more perfek! So yu say tu da tiny, nu lil' pubby guy :"Hab yu heered 'bout da MEATZ™ ob da Day Cwub yet or wuz yu jus' borned?" an' him sez, "I wuz jus' borned, mistur, bud my furst fweezer awwibed nod dis day, bud da day afore dis day. Fank yu, LWD. Anyfur, I wuz geddin' da MEAT™ ob da Day Cwub Nueswetter while I wuz in my Momma's tummy, so I awweady knowed 'bout it." So yu r a lil' bid 'bawwassed, bud yu suk it up an' benture forf tu find da nexx pup whu needs kno' 'bout da hole MEATZ™ ob da Day Cwub fing... 

An' while yu r walkin' yur peepoles out ob da store, yu see anuber pup goin' in cuz him jus' founded hims fureber fambly an' him needs all kindza nu fings wike a bed an' fudz an' wader bowls an' tweetses an' a gween Kitty Cuz witch r gonna be hims fabouwite toy, eben aftur him kills it ded ober an' ober 'gain an' hims knows it r ded cuz it r nod squeekin' so woud anymore dat hims fambly keeps it in a mistwee pwace an' him r no wonger always wunnerin',"Where da heck r my gween Kitty Cuz??"... 

An' him needs a speshul bwankie fur when him r a lil' bid chilly an' mabbe eben a lil' bid skeered cuz eberyfing r so nu in hims fureber home wif hims fureber fambly an' yu ged kinda chokeded up, berkwempt, eben, jus' finkin' 'bout it, bud, 'gain, yu suk it up an' tell da guy 'bout da hole MEATZ™ ob da Day Cwub an' hims geds SO 'cited dat him -pwibacy, pweezes- all ober yur fwont weft paw an' if yu r a LWD, yu now hab one yewwow paw an' den..."

"Uh, HunBun? Do you want to go for a walk today?"

"Well, ob corse, Momma! Dere r 'bout 1/1,000 ob a inch ob snows out dere an' I need sharben my snowpwowin' skills."

"Well, I'd like to go TODAY, so could you please wrap up your diary entry?"

"'kay, Momma. We r walkin' past da Chiggen Sammich Memowial Site where I almost eated a hole chiggen sammich one day, bud yu seed me an' whippded it out ob my cute LWD mouf? We can go dat way, pweeze?"

"Okay, but let's get going."

So, pupses, I r hedin' out on a huge an' bery dangewous  weconnaissance misshun fur da RCMP which meens da Woyal Canadian Mounted Powice. Dem need me 'GAIN, if yu can bewiebe it! Sumfing 'bout sum bery bad pup an' hims fambly cwossin' da border intu Canada wif sum contwabanded fudz cuz dem wuz....]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Welcome Speech - 'Bwing Back our MEATZ&amp;trade;' Demonstwashun - Dogster HQ</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/752849</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 5 Dec 2011 09:41:14 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/752849</guid>
		<description>*Zaidie looks out over the crowd of pups and sees nothing but wagging tails, pink tongues and doggie ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *Zaidie looks out over the crowd of pups and sees nothing but wagging tails, pink tongues and doggie ears - some pointed, some floppy, some a bit of both. It makes him smile*

tap tap tap..."Dis fing r on?? Yu pupses can heer me?"

*more wagging and paws-up from the crowd*

"'kay. I wood wike tu fank all ob yu fur bein' here dis day. Many ob yu twabelled frew da nite tu ged here an' we 'ppweshiate dat bery much. 
Da Monster Twuck Show an' MEATZ™ fest at Zoe's howse in Idunno wuz a huge sukcess. Mister an' Missus Zoe r kinda fweekded out 'bout dere gwass an' da twees dat wuz wunned ober by da twuckses an' by da bery big hole in da side ob dere howse, bud dem can ged ober it :D
Dat r whut habbens when yu bild a howse wite where sum pupses mite hab a Monster Truck Show sumday! Dat r a chance dem wuz all tu willin' tu take an' wook whut habbened! BOL

Anyfur, we r here in fwont ob Dogster HQ tu pwotest da wack ob MEATZ™ in da Giff Shop. R MEATZ™ a seasonal fing onwy, pupses?? Du we onwy want MEATZ™ at Chwissmus or da Easfur or when it r our Gotcha Day or Birfday or Toosday??? Ob corse nod! We want MEATZ™ ALL DA TIME an' ANYTIME we feel wike it! Whu r HQ tu nod wet us hab 'xactwy whut we want??

*a low growling starts and slowly builds until every dog is barking like a lunatic, frantic in the hope that his/her voice be heard*

"We want MEATZ™ and we want it now and we want to have it whenever we feel like having it, even if it's just another  Tuesday!!"

"Wow! Yu pupses catch on FASS! Pawsum! Now we need chooz one bery nice an' powite pup whu habs way tu many manners an' junk, bud in dis case it cood helb WOTZ. Whu we shood chooz, pupses??"

"You, LWD, YOU!!!"

"Me?? Why me, Zaidie? I r nod powite. Wissen tu dis! &^%$%$#$ an'%$#$@ an' den I fink &@#@$ %$&#!!!"

*comments from the crowd* "Wow. I'm glad his Momma didn't hear him say all that nasty stuff. Her heart would be broken :( " 

"Hey, anypup got some soap? That LWD's mouth needs to be washed out!"

"Holy crap, Z-Pup! You give kisses to your Momma with that mouth??"

"See, pupses? I r nod dat powite! It r all smoke an' mirrors! :D

Hey, whu dat guy r?...Hey, mistur! Whut yu r duin' here? We r habbin' a pwibate doggie demonstwashun here. No  peepoles 'llowed.
Ged goin'or I r gonna send da SSP (Schnauzie Secuwity Patwol) aftur yu an' contwawy tu whut yu hab heered, dem r NOD all bark an' no bite. Dem du bite :D Anyfur, ged outta heer."

"But wait, LWD. I'm Ted Rheingold the Dogster guy! I started Dogster years and years ago!"

"Afore da dinosores, Mistur??"

"Yes, Zaidie. Even before the dinosaurs. Anyway, we heard about your little demonstration and..."

"Ted! It r nod liddle! Wookit dis pwace - pupses as far as da eye can see an' eben furfer if yu make yur eyeses weel tiny by du dis *squints*

"Unfortunately, there is nothing us Dogster people can do about the Gift Shop issue."

"Oh, Ted. It r nod jus' a tisshoo, my fwiend. It r one ob dose debaucle-fings. Weally messded up."

"I know, Z-Pup. The Gift Shop is controlled by the FBI. We have no access to it and we apologize for the meat oversight. Because of that, we are offering each one of you a decade-long membership in the MEATZ™ of the Day Club. Everyday for the next ten years, you will receive a freezer filled with whatever MEATZ™ is being featured on their website homepage that day. How does that sound, pups??"

*MASSIVE THUD*

"Okay. I'll take that as a Yes! Thanks for your patience and for your loyalty to the best and safest place on earth for dogs - Dogster!" 

*Ted walks towards the front entrance at HQ, looks back at the piles of overwhelmed pups and smiles*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Attenshun all Pupses. I wepeet : Attenshun all Pupses!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/752399</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 2 Dec 2011 11:40:17 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>On loudspeaker : As many ob yu awweady kno', da Giff Shop r compwetewy outta MEATZ&acirc;&cent; Dere r nod ebe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ On loudspeaker : As many ob yu awweady kno', da Giff Shop r compwetewy outta MEATZ™ Dere r nod eben a turkee dwumstik which teknicawwy r nod MEATZ™, bud will werk in a cwisis.

Anyfur, we r still pwannin' tu march 'cwoss Norf 'Merica an' storm HQ in dat San Bwanfwisco pwace. We will nod gib up until dem meet (BOL) our demandses OR if dem sez :"Hey, yu notty pupses! Go home, WITE NOW!" We r nuffin if nod 'bedient, wite guyses?

Da 'March fur MEATZ™' r stardin' nexx day. Jus' go owtside an' wate on yur fwont stepses an' when yu see a HUGE herd ob pupses, dat r gonna be us, 'kay?? An' it r gonna be GWATE - pupses as far as da eyeses can see.

We r gonna stop at Zoe's pwace in Idunno fur a huge pep wally/ MEATZ™fest/ Monster Twuck Show. Du nod furged tu wear yur waincoateses cuz ob da mud dose twuckses can frow out wif dose huge tireses. Dere r gonna be no time fur baffs! I wepeet : No time fur baffs at da show! 

If we 'xpect HQ tu take us sewiouswy, we need be cween an' we need be on our best behabiours, 'kay? Dis meens no messin' wound an' junk. An' no chasin' skwerlses intu HQ. AN' no hijinx inbolbin' kitties, 'kay? We wuz so bery lucky dat da powice did nod awwest all ob us wast time. Jus' in case, howeber, we hab our teem ob wawyers assembleded an' weady tu helb us outta any bad kinda situmatashun. Oh, an' du nod furged tu wear yur tags. 

An' wemember our motto-fing :"We r pupses AN' we will NOD back down until dere r MEATZ™ in da fudz bowl ob eberypup on dis pwanet!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut da...?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/752050</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 08:17:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/752050</guid>
		<description>Ok, pupses. We hab a sewious tisshoo tu deel wif here. Go an' wook at da Giff Shop. Den come back an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ok, pupses. We hab a sewious tisshoo tu deel wif here. Go an' wook at da Giff Shop. Den come back an' tell me, Zaidie, whut yu see or, wather, whut yu du NOD see.

Dere r NO MEATZ&trade; ob any kind. Dis r a compwete OUTWAGE.

I say we start marchin' an' we fan out acwoss Norf America, pickin' up pupses as we go awong. Den, when we wun outta gwound tu wawk on, onwy water, dat r gonna meen we r dere - in San Banfwisco, where Dogster HQ r wocated.

Den we will choose one bery powite pup tu go in an' ask bery nicewy if sum changes cood be maded in da Giff Shop. If dat duz NOD werk, I say we storm da pwace! Pupses an' paws an' tails an' swobber ALL ober HQ. Dat cood wear dem down 'nuff tu gib intu our demandses. If nod, we du sumfing else. Whut? I hab no idea, bud it r gonna be gud. I jus' kno' it.

Dis r a toadal betwayal ob us pupses an' everyfing we fot Dogster stooded for. If dem hab goned 'began'(vegan) an' hab toadawwy gibben up a hole fudz gwoop, we r in sewious twubble. Bud wet's nod ged ahed ob ourselbes. Stay calm an' stuff an' soon we r gonna ged tu da bottom ob dis atwosity an' injusis tu da hole canine werld!

Altugefur now : Whut we r wantin'?

                  MEATZ™!!!

              An' when we r wantin' it??

             At da conbenience ob da peepoles wif da fumbs??

NO, no, no...Wite now! Pupses, we want it wite now! 

Wuz yu pupses sweepin' in yur cute lil' doggie beds when we wuz pwotestin' all kindza junk back in dose 1960s?? C'mon, guyses! Ged wif da pwogwamme!

Twy it 'gain :    Whut we r wantin'?
  
                  MEATZ™!!! 

                  An' when we r wantin' it??

                  Dis day!! Ooops, we meen, WITE NOW!!

Dat r bedder. Now wet's ged dis pwotest starded by burnin' sum MEATZ™. Den we walk 'til we can nod walk anymore. Wet's GO :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ more answers tu yur quesshuns ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/751422</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 17:47:47 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/751422</guid>
		<description>Well, hewwo. It r me, Dr Z-Pup, at da obbice once 'gain, twyin' ged catched up on paperwerk, bud I c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, hewwo. It r me, Dr Z-Pup, at da obbice once 'gain, twyin' ged catched up on paperwerk, bud I can nod stop shweddin' eberyfing in site! Dis cood be a pwobwem.

Anyfur, yu pupses weady fur a couple more answers tu yur mental healf quesshuns? Gud cuz here dem r:

A couple ob pupses we r gonna call 'Tizzy' an' 'Whitglee' want tu  kno' why our peepoles du nod unnerstan our need tu BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK all da time, speshully cuz dem r alwayz tawkin' an' tawkin' an' tawkin'...

Well, Tizzy an' Whitglee, dere r wotza fings 'bout us dat our peepoles r neber gonna unnerstan an' bice bersa. My pawsunal bewief r dat our peepoles r jellus ob our 'bility tu BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK.

Wif barkin', dere r nuffin tu spell wong; no gwammar wules tu mess up! Da bestest part r dat when we r barkin', we all speek da same wanguage! Dere r elebenty gabillyun wanguages fur peepoles :O How can dem ged along if dem du nod unnerstan stuff uber peepoles r sayin' tu dem?

So, Fizzy an' Whitley...Ooops, I meen 'Tizzy' an 'Whitglee', da peepoles du nod wike us tu wub dere faces in dere inadequacies (WOW! How I sed dat big werd?) by duin' a wotta barkin'. It  makeses dem bery sad :(    Bud dem will ged ober it :D  
So go forf an' BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK wike yu meen it, pupses!

An' here r a quession fwum sum dood nameded Afwo Ben. Him wants tu kno' why dis LWD nameded Dr Z-Pup r so cute! OMD! Dat r a bery pawsunal quesshun :O Bud I will answer it honestwy cuz I r all 'bout YUR mental healf an' meetin' yur needses an' junk.

Afwo Ben, I wuz nod alwayz cute, my fwiend. In fak, dere wuz a time when I wuz so bery ugwy dat mirrors bwoked eben afore I wooked intu dem. Den, all ob a sudden, my bweeder/bwoomer/boarder guy nameded Bob telled me dat a coupla peepoles nameded Wendy an' John needed a LWD nameded Zaidie tu compwete dere fambly! Gess whut! I r a LWD AN' my name r Zaidie! Imagin' da odds ob dat habbenin'!
Anyfur, Bob gibbed me sum med'cine an, boila! I wuz da cutest LWD eber. Whu knowed it wuz dat ezee?

I hab a payshunt watin' fur me. Where him r watin', pupses?? Yu kno' it - in da WATIN' woom! Dis guy r 'ddicted tu cat toys an' scwatchin' posts. It r tuch an' go wite now - a bery tuff case.

Stay tuneded fur da nexx 'On da Kouch' wif Dr Z-Pup. In da meemtime, be pwoud ob whu yu r an' go woll in sumfing bery stinky an' gwoss :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Dr Z-Pup starts answerin' yur mental healf quessions ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/751194</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 09:53:00 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/751194</guid>
		<description>Well, hewwo. Dis r Dr. Z-pup comin' tu yu WIVE fwum my obbice in a nondescwipt obbice buildin' in su ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, hewwo. Dis r Dr. Z-pup comin' tu yu WIVE fwum my obbice in a nondescwipt obbice buildin' in sum city, sumpwace. I hab no idea where I r.

Anyfur, my furst payshunt ob da day(a WEEL nutcase :D) jus' weft my obbice, aftur hims weekwy sesshun. I fot I wood take dis time, afore da nexx psy-ko walkses in here, tu ged started wif da quessions I askded my wisseners tu send in.

Da furst quession r fwum 'Puzzled' in MI. Him wunners why da heck du *I* hab more toyses dan him. Hmmm...Puzzled, da short answer r dat yu need werk on yur peepoles more. Use yur big, wound eyeses an' make dere harts bweed. Pwactise in a mirror if yu need tu. Dem fink dat our eyeses r da winnows tu our soles. BOLBOLBOL Dem alwayz mess up when dem twy be 'deep' an' 'fi-lo-so-fi-kal' an' junk. 
If dis taktik duz nod werk fur yu, I wood sugess dat yu jus' wie 'wound da howse all day, winin' an' barkin' 'bout how boreded yu r. Bark at NUFFIN. Chase stuffs dat r nod eben dere :D An' my personul fabouwite, sit an' stare at da wall. Dwibes dem CWAZEE!   

Okay, I need keep moobin' here. Da second quesshun r fwum sumpup nameded 'Chloe'. Hur r in a undiscwosed wocayshun, bud I r gonna take a wild gess...Idaho, mabbe? Here r hur pwobwem : Hur brofer, Tex, geds tu go owtside da yard wifout hims weash. Chloe finks dis r howwibwy unfare an' wunners why hur duz nod hab da same pwibiweges as Tux...Oooops..I meen, Tex! Yup, hims name r Tex. I hab it witten down wite here. See?"

Sound engineer : "Dr Z-pup, this is radio. No one can see anything."

"Whut da...? Why no peepole tell me dis? grrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Chloe, I toadawwy ged where yu r comin' fwum. Dis r compwetewy unfare an' meen an' nastee an' nod nice. I r gonna suggess dat yu go on a hunger stwike. Yup, bwing out da big gunses. Den yur peepoles will turn dere focus back where it needs be - on yu, da pwettiest lil' Schnauzie gurl in...Ooops. I furgedded. Yu r a poodle, nod a Schnauzer!! My bad :D
I du fink a hunger stwike r da onwy way tu go. Tex r geddin' tu full ob himselb an' moobin' up da wadder in yur fambly's hi-er-ar-ky. It muss be stoppded NOW. Gud wuck wif dis. 

Well, pupses. Dese r all da quessions I hab time fur dis day. My nexx payshunt r in da watin' woom...watin' :D 
Yu fink da furst guy wuz NUTZO, wate 'til yu heer 'bout dis wady! OMD. Peece ob W-E-R-K :D

Dis r Dr Z-Pup sayin', "See yu nexx time, 'On da Kouch'."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh, deer, pupses</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/750924</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:09:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/750924</guid>
		<description>I r habbin' a bery tuff time wif Momma wite now. Hur r alwayz sad at dis time ob yeer cuz hur fambly ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r habbin' a bery tuff time wif Momma wite now. Hur r alwayz sad at dis time ob yeer cuz hur fambly r nod cwose by an' hur misses dem. Goin' tu bisit dem at Chwissymus r nod poss'ble cuz Dadda's Dad, Gwampa, wood be weft all awone. An' dat r nod gud.

Yu may nod kno' dis, bud Momma sumtimes helbs me wif my diawy entwies. I kno' - whu knowded, wite?? All dis time yu wuz finkin',"Wow. Dat Z-Pup r one tawented LWD whu wuz borned unner a haggis twee in dose...Yu kno' da west ob dat stowy.
Anyfur, we wuz all set dis day tu answer da quessions sum 'nonymus pupses sended in tu Dr. Z-Pup. Howeber, it r tuff tu twy tu be 'musin' an' funny an' junk when yu r feewin' wike...well, junk!

Nexx day r woad twip day fur us, so I r nod gonna be 'wound, bud in da nexx few days, we r gonna answer yur mental healf quessions. Whu bedder dan me, Zaidie, an' my Momma, tu answer dose kinda quessions fur yu? BOL

We wited wotza fank yu notes fur all da wunnerful birfday giffs I weceibed, nod dis day, bud yes'day when it wuz my forf birfday. Giffs wuz still bein' sended tu my page bery wate wast nite! An' sum eben cameded dis day, da day aftur da day ob my forf birthday. OMD, yu pupses! Yu r all so bery sweet an' kind an' all kindza gud stuffs tu me, Zaidie ♥
We hab keepded twack ob ebery giff yu sended an' we r still pwannin' tu fank eberyone dogsonawwy/personawwy. It jus' mite take a coupla decades or sumfing.

Eberyfing r ok or it will be soon. I jus' needed tu helb take sum pwesshur off Momma afore hur 'splodes or sumfing. OMD. Whut a mess dat wood be. I kno' yu r finkin',"Zaidie! Whut 'bout a bodka dwip™? Dem usuawwy werk!" Dem hab nod beened werkin' dat well wecentwy. I r finkin' I need wedesign it, mabbe. I hab also 'cided tu change da name ob my diawy 'gain. Da old one r bwingin' me down an' makin' me wear bwack an' be all emo an' junk. Nod gud fur a LWD.

We du nod meen tu harsh anypup's mellow or make anyfur fink,"OMD. We need go helb Z-Pup wite now, DIS DAY!!" We be fine. I jus' kno' it. ♥ ❀ ☀™

OH! An' I almost furgedded : Habby Fanksgibbin' tu all my 'Merican fwiendses whu wive in dose United Stateses where, if dem du nod wike yur fudz at da border, it takes a bery wong time tu ged acwoss :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bestest 4th Birfday EBER!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/750716</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:34:35 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>OMD, pupses!! I wish I cood turn 4 eberyday! Dis r F-U-N :D I r wearin' 'bout elebenty-seben pawty h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMD, pupses!! I wish I cood turn 4 eberyday! Dis r F-U-N :D I r wearin' 'bout elebenty-seben pawty hats; I eated 'bout sebenty-ten-hunnerd turkee wegs; dwinked WAY too much Champagne *Ooops. Almost felled ober*; I chewded on sum bery tastee bonez dat tasted wike - yu kno' it - MEATZ™!; I chaseded sum maple weaves dat felled fwum a twee owtside AN' I seed a coupla skwerls while I wuz out dere; I eated so many cuppycakes dat my lil' Westie belly r gonna 'SPLODE - WOOKOUT! ewwwww...

An' I also gedded a HUGE wayer cake - da fwostin' wuz cheez fwaboured an' da cake wuz bacon fwaboured. It wuz a PAWSUM combinayshun. Unfortumatewy, dere r nun weft. Dadda eated da hole fing :O 

Aftur da fousandth steak wuz dewibered tu my page, I 'cided dat I wuz full, B-E-R-Y full an' I putted da west ob da MEATZ in da fweezer. Yu knows? Mabbe we will hab a big Winter MEATZ™ Blowout or sumfing wif all da extwas :D I heer dat Bwake an' Fewix, da pawty pwanners fwum da 'Epic End ob Summer Pawty™(wemember dat??)r wookin' tu book sum ebents :D

Anyfur, I hab beened bizzy witin' fank yu notes tu all ob my fwiends fur all da wuff an' giffs an' stuffs. If yu hab nod yet weceibed yur note, pweeze west assureded dat it r on its way tu yu bery soon or it r awweady dere an' yu need chek yur pawmail. 

"Momma! Whut if I furged sumpup???"

"I don't think you will, HunBun. I made you that list and you've been keeping track of everything, haven't you?"

"Well, sort ob. My LWD hed keeps 'splodin' an' it r startin' tu hurt now, tu :( "

"You can finish them tomorrow morning while I'm out, okay?"

"Shur, Momma."

Fank yu all fur makin' dis, my forf birfday, da bestest birfday a LWD nameded Zaidie eber habbed. Yu hab fillded me wif so much wuff dat I r...*sniff*...geddin' berkwempt. I wuff yu, all ob yu ♥ ❀ ☀™ *sob* 

P.S. Dr Z-Pup will be answerin' yur quessions startin' nexx day, 'kay? Dis hole birfday-fing kinda catched him off-guard, bud him r weady tu helb yu wif yur mental healf concerns wegardin' yur nutzo pawents :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Nu idea fur  'Yur Mental Healf' wif Dr. Z-Pup ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/750462</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 08:13:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Okay, pupses. Momma r off duin' whuteber it r dat hur duz an'I wuz jus' westin' my eyes fur a coupla ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Okay, pupses. Momma r off duin' whuteber it r dat hur duz an'I wuz jus' westin' my eyes fur a coupla hours when suddenwy I habbed a GWATE an' eben PAWTACUWAR idea :D

Here at 'Yur Mental Healf', Monday r gonna be quesshun day!! Den I can spend da week answerin' dem an' mabbe tawk 'bout uber junk tu. How dat r soundin'? Dis will helb my secermatery fwum fallin' OFF da ceiling. 'kay?? BOL :D

                                                                  ***I wepeet : MONDAY R DA DAY TU ASK DR Z-PUP YUR MENTAL HEALF QUESSHUNS*** , 'kay?

I r gonna take a few more quesshuns dis day. 6pm EST (dat r 3pm PT, 4pm MT 5pm CT an' 6:30 AT r da dedwines, 'kay??

Dis r gonna be gwate an' I r wookin' forwurd tu helbin' yu wif ALL yur peepoles' mental healf tisshooes an' junk :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ My furst day on da job as Dr. Z-Pup ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/750314</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 11:03:03 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Da furst quesshun poseded tu me, Dr.Z-pup, r fwum a wady up in dat pwace callded Canada. Hey! R dat  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Da furst quesshun poseded tu me, Dr.Z-pup, r fwum a wady up in dat pwace callded Canada. Hey! R dat nod da pwace where dem wive in igwoos an' eat whale bwubber an' if yu dwive 'cwoss da border intu dat pwace in da summer, 'mmediatewy yu r in da middle ob a bwizzard an' yu r gwad cuz yu hopeded dat dere wood be skiing an' stuff? Dat pwace? Wow...If hur habs pupses, dem bedder hab coatses an' junk!

Anyfur, here r da quesshun : 

Dear Dr.Z-Pup:
   I am owned by a small whiteish dog who thinks the world revolves around him AND that he deserves a snack whenever he goes outside to, you know. He also expects to be fed if his dad or I simply walk towards the kitchen. Does the world really
revolve around him?

signed,
Ceiling Dweller

Dear Ceiwin' Dweller Wady fwum Canada:
   Oh, yur innocence r SO bery wefweshin' in dese sinacle times, nice wady...bud yu need WAKE an' smell da kitty poop!! Ob corse da werld webolbes 'wound yur pup and so it shood. OMD, wady! Ged a gwip on fings. Oy bey...

An' da feedin' tisshooes? BOL! Yu r on yur own wif dat one, wady! "Shood I feed my pubby???" In dis case, pupses, dere *r* such a fing as a STOOPID quesshun! O.M.D. An' fank yu so bery much fur witin' in, CD wady fwum Canada!    

Okay, pupses. Now it r yur turn tu ask me junk. One atta time, pweeze, an' no pupfoolery! One quesshun pur pup (nod tu tuff, pweeze, an' nod tu wong, 'kay? My secermatary r geddin' a lil' bid nerbous). Dem will be answerded, ebentuawwy, in da order in witch I weceibe dem. Ged tu it :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dem say change r gud...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/750050</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:05:45 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Fings r changin' here an' dat r gud. &quot;Why it r gud ?&quot; yu mite  ask. I r nod shur, bud Momma finks fi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Fings r changin' here an' dat r gud. "Why it r gud ?" yu mite  ask. I r nod shur, bud Momma finks fings wuz stagnatin' here in my diawy an' weadership wuz WAY down. We needed pull up our bootses or sockses or sumfing an' take bitamins an' junk. Anyfur, it r all gud, I fink.

I hab 'cided tu start a abbice column. Dis r meenin' dat yu ask me stuff an' I gibe yu whut I fink r da bestest sowushun tu yur pwobwem or cwisis or whuteber da heck r go on in yur wife.
An' jus' fur da wecord, I use da wetter W sumtimes 'stead ob sayin' da wetter L. Sum pupses kno' dat cuz we go WAAAAY back, bud I mite ged sum nu weaders - yu neber kno' an' dem need be pwepareded.

I wecentwy earned my PhD-fing in sykologee. (Sound it out, pupses. Yu can du it.) I hab awweady wited sum bookses an' I teeched fur a few yeers at Harbard. Aftur my werk here r dun, I r headin'back tu 'bedience skool tu wern 'bout bein' a bwain surjun. Cuz I r so abbanceded, it r onwy gonna take a week. No kiddin'! Whu knowed dat me, a LWD, whu wuz borned unner a bery old haggis twee in dose Highwands ob Scotwand wood du so well in hims wife? If onwy my birf Momma an' Dadda cood see me now...

Whuteber! I hab a coupla quesshuns awweady fwum pupses whu wited in earwy. So pweeze hang on tu all yur bad, skeery an' sad junk until da gwand obenin' ob my nu diawy, *Yur Mental Healf' wif Dr. Zaidie, where yur furst 10 minits on da kouch r always FWEE."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, dat r a welief!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/749400</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 12:24:25 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>OMD, pupses..Da uber nite I habded da horriblest nitemare eber :O I wuz SO bery gwad tu finawwy wake ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMD, pupses..Da uber nite I habded da horriblest nitemare eber :O I wuz SO bery gwad tu finawwy wake up when it wuz ober!

Anyfur, in da nitemare I wuz jus' duin' my normal LWD kinda stuffs - yu kno', bein' cute an' junk. All ob a sudden, outta nowherez I wuz adduckded by sum icky an' bery skeery-wookin' awiens whu hab wanded on Earf, in dere HUMONGUS fwyin' saucer-fing wif all kindza fwashin' wites an' wif wotza bery weerd noizses dat hurded my LWD earses :(

Nexx fing I knowed, I wuz wearin' a kilt!! Yeah, a skirt! I scweemded an' one ob da awiens sed tu me, "Hey, LWD!! Dat r NUFF!! Yu r makin' our hedses hurt!"

"How I r duin' dat?" I askded."Yu guyses du nod eben hab hedses! By da way, how yu guyses eat yur fudz wifout hedses?"

"It goes in wite here, LWD" sed one ob da awienses an' him showded me a mouf dat wuz 'ttachded tu hims foot! I scweemded 'gain an' den passded out.
When I wakeded up, I wuz wyin' on da bed, wite aside Momma, so I figureded dat eberyfing wuz ok, until I wookded down towards my feetz an' I wuz WEERIN' a KILT 'GAIN/STILL/WHUTEBER!!

I scweemded ob corse. Whu wood nod du dat?? I skeerded Momma sooo much dat hur jumpded up an' smashded hur hed unner da top bunk an' hur passded out. I wunnded tu da baffwoom an' gwabbded a pail. I fillded it up wif wader an' WUNNDED WIKE DA WIND back tu da fwont gess woom! I frowed da hole pail ob wader ontu Momma's hed, bud afore all da wader cameded out, hur jumpded up an' hit da pail wif hur foot. Da wader in da pail flew frew da air an' wanded wite on a smoke detector-fing. Dat maded da hole 'larm system kick intu hi geer an' all ob a sudden da spwinkwers starded gushin' wader ALL OBER DA HOWSE :O
Momma scweemded! Why hur scweemed?? I neber askded hur. I fot hur wood be habby cuz da fwoors wuz geddin' washded an' tu hur dere r nuffin better dan habbin' cween fwoors! Bud I digwess... I finded out lader dat it r nod gud tu wash yur carpet dat way :D Whu knowded??

Den I wookded at Momma. Hur wuz compwetewy soakded an' shiberin' cuz da furnace hab also goned off an' now da wader wuz turnin' intu ice almost fastur dan I cood say,"Momma. I r hungwy. I hab my bwekfus now, pweeze?" 
We wentded downstairs an' went owtside fur.. yu kno'. Den we wentded back in an I habded a pawtackuwar bwekfus. An' dat r it :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>** Update on my gud fwiend, Woscoe da Wat **</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/748706</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 11:37:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis week I hab beened feeturin' wepeets ob da bestest diawy entwies (in my 'pinion, ob corse) I hab  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis week I hab beened feeturin' wepeets ob da bestest diawy entwies (in my 'pinion, ob corse) I hab wited ober da decadeses or minits or howeber wong I hab beended on dis Dogster-fing. Da story ob Woscoe da Wat touchded da hartz ob many ob yu an' wotz ob pupses wunnered :
"Hey, Zaidie/Z-Pup/Z/ZaidieCakes/Fluff/Clown/HunBun! (Hey! Whu sayed dat???) How has Roscoe the Rat been doing, since you rescued him from a wretched life on the mean streets of the big city?"

Funny yu shood ask cuz jus' da uber day I weceibed a call from Woscoe himselb! I manageded tu obtain a twanscwipt ob da conbersation fwum da FBI (eber since da Border Incident ob July 2011™, I hab beened unner surbeiwwance) an' I r gonna share it wif yu wite now :

"Hewwo. Zaidie r speekin'. How I can helb yu?"

"Zaidie! It's me, Roscoe the Rat!"

"Hmmm...Du I kno' a wat nameded Woscoe??"

"Of course you do!! Remember chasing me? Lunch at the Keg? Screaming humans? Setting me up for life in my own place?"

"Oh! DAT Woscoe!! Ob corse! How yu r duin', my fwiend??"

"Good, LWD! Couldn't be better, in fact!" 

"Dis r GWATE tu heer! Whut yu hab beened up to since I wast seed yu??"

"Well, LWD...First, I married my sister, Ruthie! Don't worry, though. Rats can do that. In the first few months of our marriage we had 5,000 babies."

"Yikeses. Dem hab names??"

" Oh, yes. First there are the quadruplets Ralphie, River, Rita and Robbie. Then the octuplets Ricky, Rheinhart, Rachael, Rosie, Russell, Richie, Ronnie and Rinaldo. Then the dectuplets Royce..."

"Wow, Woscoe. Yu an' Woofie hab beended BERY bizzy! Dere r 'nuff woom in yur apartment fur all dose lil' watties??"

"No, Zaidie. Not at all! But fortunately Ruthie and I have been  saving money, adding sawdust to the rat feed to make it last longer; no more take-out garbage; we cut out cable television; we do our own laundry; bought a hybrid car..  
The best part is that, through it all, we managed to keep up with our insatiable need to gamble and finally it paid off!! We won BIGTIME and now we've got our own place out in the country!"

"WOW, Woscoe!! Dis r da bestest nues eber or, at weast since da cheez factowy catchded on fire an' we habded gwilled cheez sammiches fur years an' years!! I come bisit yu sumtime?"

"You sure can, LWD and bring the family, too. I'd love to meet your folks. Since they did such an awesome job raising you, I know they're my kind of peepole...And maybe bring any garbage you've got lying around, too, okay? Every bit helps with all these mouths to feed. LOL!"

"Well, fanks fur calling Woscoe! It wuz gwate tu heer fwum yu. I call yu afore we come bisit, 'kay?"

"That'd be good, Z-Pup. Then we'll have time to pick up a bit around the house, scrounge around outside for some fresh garbage, stuff like that...Good to hear your voice, my friend! Talk to you soon, LWD!"

"Yu kno' it, Woscoe! It r gonna be pawsum tu see yu 'gain an' wate 'til yu see whut I did tu my secwet pocket!! I wenobated an' added a hole nu wing ontu da pwace!"

"Can't wait to see it. 'Bye!"

"See ya, Woscoe! Say hi tu Woofie fur me, Zaidie, 'kay?? I wuff yu guyses, all 5 fousand an' tu ob yu! BOLBOL"


An' dat r it! I hab nod yet bisited Woscoe an' hims fambly cuz Momma r kinda skweemish 'bout da hole bermin fing, bud I kno' hur r gonna come 'wound soon an' den, off we go!!

Fanks fur wunnerin' 'bout my gud fwiend, Woscoe da Wat, pupses. It meens wotz tu me an' it eben makes my LWD 'splode 'gain. Yup, one more time :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Take 2&amp;trade;  ***diawy entwy wepeet - 'Fanks, 'Nonymus!'  diawy entwy wepeet***</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/748211</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 8 Nov 2011 11:28:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>***Dis entwy wuz wited on June 8, 2009. Clearwy, I hab nod yet figured out how Zaidie-speak weally w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ***Dis entwy wuz wited on June 8, 2009. Clearwy, I hab nod yet figured out how Zaidie-speak weally werks :D So it r kinda awkward an' junk. An' dere wuz onwy 2 comnmentses on it :(  *** Here it r :

Some pup named 'nonymous just giveded me a wainbow wosette and askded me why dere are so many songs 'bout wainbows and whut is on udder side...Hmmm. I need fink.

Dere are so many songs 'bout wainbows cuz da hoomans, dey jus' don unnerstan wainbows. If dey don unnerstan sumfing, dey write songs 'bout it. Wike wimmen. Men don unnerstan dem - dat why dere so many songs 'bout dem.

On udder side of wainbow, dere is HUGE playground for all da doggies in world. Dere's pools and sprinklers and weally fun 'gility 'quipment and bery low counters covered wif all stuff doggies wuv wike meat and meat and bacon and cheese and meat and cheese and cheese and meat. Dey can eat ALL dey want. Dere's ribbers of cool, clear water and e'vy few feet dere are small tubs filled wif Frosty Paws. The Frosty Paws don melt cuz of bery complicated cooling system designed by kitties who thot if dey help out doggies, dey get inbited to playground. No. It not werk dat way.

Anyway, for da hoomans, dere's stores and stores filled wif the bestest clothes and jewelry and handbags and toys for da Dads, wike 'nowmobiles and ATVs and Ferraris and golf clubs and all kind gweat stuff and it all FWEE!!!...'cept no one - no hoomans and no pups hab eber been dere. 

The hoomans dont bewieve in magic, wike wainbows, but da doggies do. Dat's why no walk is eber long enuf for a pup. If da hoomans wood jus follow dere pup(s) instead of dragging dem home cuz CSI on teebee, e'vyone wood find dis magical place. So jus' wewax hoomans and follow your pup(s). Dere's magic out dere and only dey know where it is!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Take 2&amp;trade;- Zaidie an' da GINORMUS W-A-T Part 3 - da end</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/747799</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 6 Nov 2011 10:32:20 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>***Dis r a wepeet ob a diawy entwy fwum earlier dis yeer. I r habbin' a mental bwock. Dis r part 3 - ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ***Dis r a wepeet ob a diawy entwy fwum earlier dis yeer. I r habbin' a mental bwock. Dis r part 3 - da end ob da story***

So da wat an' me, Zaidie, finishded our 'licious fudz an' went ober tu da wecyclin' bins tu ged wid ob our garbage an' junk.

"So...Does the chase continue fwum here, LWD??"

"Shur, wat. I du a countdown an' den yu start WUNNIN' WIKE DA WIND, 'kay?"

"I'll do my best, pup."

"FWEE, TOO, WUN - GO!!!

I chaseded dat wat fur a few bwocks. Peepoles on da sidewalks keepded SCWEEMIN' at him; Den dem wood wook at me an' say "Get him, little doggie!! Kill that rat!!" Den dem wood pat my cute lil' Westie hed an' I wood take off wike a shot an' ged so cwose tu da wat dat I keepded twippin' on hims tail!!

"I r wite 'hind yu, wat!! Hey, yu habba name, wat??"

"Yeah, Roscoe. And you?"

"I r Zaidie Webi Gee an' I r free years old!! How old yu r??"

"I'm not certain. I never knew my parents. They abandoned me and my siblings in the nest. We had to look out for each other until we were old enough to be on our own. I don't know where anyone is, though."

"Awwww...dis r sad, Woscoe :( Yu miss dem??"

"Sure do, Zaidie. I even went on Ratbook to try and find them."

"Yu hab a 'puter???"

"No. I use one at a library, if I can sneak in before closing time."

" Hey, Woscoe!! How 'bout if I pud yu in my secwet pocket an' yu won't hab tu WUN WIKE DA WIND, anymore?"

"Okay. Thanks. I am getting tired and my asthma is acting up *cough cough cough*"

We stoppded WUNNING WIKE DA WIND an' I pickded Woscoe up an' carefuwwy pud him in my secwet pocket.

"Wow. Nice in here, Zaidie! Um, you do realize, of course, that you are no longer chasing me, right?"

"Yeah, I know....I du nod wanna chase yu anymore, Woscoe. I wanna help yu. How 'bout we hed ober tu dat Best Buy ober dere an' ged yu a 'puter ob yur own?"

"You would do that for me??"

"Shur wood, Woscoe...When all da peepoles on da sidewalk wuz tellin' me tu ged yu, I feeled bery sad an' I dint wanna hurt yu anymore. Now I r gonna set yu up fur da bestest wat life eber!! Mabbe yu shood stay hidden in my secwet pocket while we go ged yu a 'puter, 'kay?? Peepoles r nod bery nice when dem see yu an' dere r wotza scweemin' an' junk. Yu jus' stay cozy down dere, 'kay? I fink Opwah r on now, if yu wanna watch teebee."

"Cool! Love what you've done down here!"

"Fanks, Woscoe!"

I enterded da Best Buy store an' peepoles wuz ALL OBER ME, cuz dem thotded I wuz cute an' junk. I tellded dem whut I wanted an' dem founded it. We went ober tu da check-out pwace an' dem gibbded me a chair tu stand on cuz I cood nod weach da debit 'chine wif my lil' Westie leggies..!

Soon I wuz back out on da stweet an' I sayded,"Woscoe, I hab yur 'puter!! Now we r gonna find a nice home fur yu :)"

"Zaidie, no one is going to want to have an old rat living in their house. We need to be realistic here."

"Shur, Woscoe, bud wook!"

Dere in fwont ob us wuz a sign dat sayded 'Short/Long Term furnished Rat Apartments for Rent'. We wentded in an' I takeded Woscoe outta my secwet pocket. Hims eyes gotted BERY BIG when he sawded where we wuz...

"OMR!! It's like Heaven for rats, but without the dying part!!!"

"Fink yu wood wike wive here, Woscoe??"

"OMR, Y-E-S!! But, Zaidie, I have no money or references - nothing. I can't stay here."

"Yes, yu can, Woscoe. It r my giff tu yu. Hab a BESTEST wat life eber,'kay. I'll take care ob da went fur as long as yu live an' I r gonna come back an' bisit when I come tu Towonto wif my pawents, 'kay? Hey, wook ober dere! Dat wat wooks jus' wike yu!!"

"OMR!! It's my sister, Ruthie!! Thank you so very much for being so kind to me, Zaidie! See you in a couple of weeks, my friend ♥"

"See yu, Woscoe ♥"

I went out tu da stweet an' headed back tu da car where my Dadda wuz werkin' on hims 'puter.

"Zaidie! You're back! Good timing. Your Momma's not back yet. Did you get the rat??"

"Well, I did an' I did nod, bud him r in a bedder pwace. Can we cuddle now, Dadda?"

~ Da End~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Take 2&amp;trade;  - Zaidie an' da GINORMOUS W-A-T - Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/747591</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 5 Nov 2011 08:21:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/747591</guid>
		<description>***Take 2&acirc;&cent; meens :&quot;Dis r a wepeat ob a pwebious diawy entwy. Enjoy at yur weishure :) &quot; ***

So  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ***Take 2™ meens :"Dis r a wepeat ob a pwebious diawy entwy. Enjoy at yur weishure :) " ***

So dere I wuz, starin' at da wat whu wuz wissenin' tu hims PodPod an' singin' awong tu a song 'bout a wat nameded Ben. I sayded,"Hey, yu wat! Yu 'norin' me or sumfing? I r tawkin' tu yu!"

"Yeah, I hear you. So what am I supposed to do about it, punk?"

"Hey, watch it, wat. I r a bery nice pup. I r jus' duin' whut comes natuawwy tu me cuz I wuz bornded tu chase wats an' junk in dose Highwands ob Scotwand which r my homewand an' den I fwimmded ober tu Canada tu wive wif Bob an' den..."

"Hey, punk. You talk too much."

"Why I otta...Grrrrrr... I r gonna chase yu now - GO!!!!"

So I startded WUNNIN' WIKE DA WIND in da diwection ob da nasty wat. Him takeded off wunnin' an' dwoppded hims PodPod an' I twippded ober it an' fell on my cute lil' Westie schnooter :( Bud I focusded weally hard on bein' a big bwave boy-pup an' soon I wuz gainin' on da pesky bermin!!

"I r WITE 'hind yu, yu nasty wat, an' I r gonna..."

"Hey, little white dog, you wanna stop for lunch??"

"SHUR!!! I r alwayz hungwy! Where we shood go?"

"What do you like, kid?"

"Um...MEATZ™, dat kinda stuff. Yu?"

"That sounds good. How about this place, 'The Keg'? Lots of meat on this menu here by the door."

"Shur!! Wet's ged eatin'!!"

I followded da wat intu da westauwant an' da hostess gweeted us wif scweems an' shwieks an' junk. I twieded 'xplain tu hur dat we jus' wanted hab sum fudz an' dat I habded my own debit card tu pay fur it, bud hur keepded scweemin'!

"Okay, maybe we should get our food to go. This poor lady has clearly never seen a rat and a LWD dining out together."

We gottded our fudz an' headed back out tu a bench we sawded half a bwock back. I habded MEATZ™ wif a side ob MEATZ™ an' a nice fwesh bowl ob water. Da wat habded a pile of fudz scwaps fwum da garbage, wif a side of week-old fwies an' sum milk dat wentded bad wast monf :O

Soon we wuz finishded an'... 

~Du NOD miss Part 3 ob Zaidie an' da GINORMOUS W-A-T ~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fwum da archibes of Zaidie's diawy...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/747451</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 4 Nov 2011 08:33:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r habbin' HUGE twubbles finkin' 'bout stuff tu wite 'bout here. WEALLY big pwobwems :(  I r stuckd ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r habbin' HUGE twubbles finkin' 'bout stuff tu wite 'bout here. WEALLY big pwobwems :(  I r stuckded an' I hab no idea how fix it. Yu pupses r gonna say ,"Jus' keep at it, Zaidie. It ged bedder, we pwomise."

I fink part ob da pwobwem r dat I want EBERY entwy tu be BIGGER an' BEDDER dan da wast one. Dat r a wot ob pwessure fur dis LWD. So while I r twyin' ged my gwoobe back, here r a entwy fwum January ob dis year, 'titled 'Zaidie an' da W-A-T'. It r one ob my bestest ones ob da yeer, I fink AN' it r in free parts. Here we r goin' :D

           ~ Zaidie an' da GINORMUS W-A-T ~

So dere I wuz wif Dadda, sittin' in da car in a parkin' wot in mid-town Toronto. Momma habbed a 'ppointment, so hur wuz goned. It wuz snowin', bud it wuz nod *weally* cold. Outside da car it wuz BERY swushy an' mucky an' salty an', 'fore hur weaved us, Momma sayded,"If you go out walking, please put on Zaidie's boots, okay??" Whudeber, Momma... :D

We wuz parkded in our fabouwite spot, unner da big twee. I wuff dat spot cuz I can be on skwerl patwol, like any gud terrier wood be, so dat wuz whut I wuz duin' when I sawded it!! IT wuz weerd an' unwike anyfing I hab eber seened afore!! So I starded barkin' my cute LWD hed off!!!

"Dadda!!! Whut r dat fing???? *BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK*"

"Zaidie, that's a rat!"

"A WAT???" *BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK* I wanna ged him, Dadda!!! Can I????? Pweeze??? I jus' wememberded dat I usta chase wats an' junk back in dose Highwands ob Scotwand, afore I fwimmded ober tu Canada!!"

"You swam to Canada? Funny...Bob didn't mention that when he told us about you."

"Yeah, well, I missded my fwight cuz dere wuz a mix-up wif da immigwation papers an' I cood nod ged my werk bisa an' I wuz bery mad, so I fwimmded ober...Bob meetded me in Newfoundwand. Den we...woded bikeses back tu 'tario...Dadda!! Da wat r geddin' 'way!!! I gotta go!!! *BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK*

"Okay, but be back before your Momma gets here, okay?? What about your boots?"

"Oh, man..."

We pudded on my boots an', FINAWWY, I jumpded out ob da car an' wan...WAN WIKE DA WIND...ober tu da skool yard nexx tu da parkin' wot, where I founded da wat, leanin' 'gainst a fence, wissenin' tu hims PodPod-fing an' singin' a song 'bout anuber wat nameded 'Ben'...Hims boice maded me shiber!! Ewwwwwww...

"Hey, yu wat!!"

   ~Part 2 ob 'Zaidie an' da GINORMOUS Wat' comin' bery soon~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Teknikal Tisshooes</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/746171</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 08:54:51 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I weawize dat I hab nod witten a diawy entwy wecentwy. I r habbin' sum teknikal tisshooes...&quot;Yes, Mo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I weawize dat I hab nod witten a diawy entwy wecentwy. I r habbin' sum teknikal tisshooes..."Yes, Momma? Oh, yeah." I meaned say isshoes. I hope tu wite sumfing soon. In da meemtime, here r a haiku :

                   ~Adbice fwum dis LWD -

                  Our bwains ged cloggded 
                  wif all kinds ob stuff an' junk.
                  Sit. Stay. Wuff yur pup.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMD!!! Can yu tell I r a bit 'cited?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/745187</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 05:29:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yu pupses r NEBER gonna bewiebe dis, bud wissen anyway, pweez! Wast nite I wuz messin' 'wound on dis ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yu pupses r NEBER gonna bewiebe dis, bud wissen anyway, pweez! Wast nite I wuz messin' 'wound on dis Dogster-fing, weminiscin' an' junk. I sawed a diawy entwy I wited in 2009 'bout Simon, da Wheaten Terrier. Any yu pupses wemember Simon?? (#1004209)  

Him wuz old an' nod feein' tu gud an' hims dads wuz habbin' a bery tuff time twyin' tu figur' out da best fing fur Simon. Simon wentded tu da Wainbow Bwidge an' all ob wuz so bery sad, bud no one wuz more sad dan hims dads :( 

Time passed an' afore dem knowed it, a yeer hab goned by since Simon had maded hims jurnee tu da Wainbow Bwidge...Werk wif me, pupses! I r geddin' tu da point, 'kay??... Dem fot dem wuz weady tu welcome anuber pup intu dere life an' lil' Judd (#1071687) da Scottish Terrier came awong an' da west r histowy!!

"Well, Z-Pup, dat r gwate, bud why yu r tellin' us dis? R sumfing gonna 'splode or dere r gonna be a MEAT™ twuck wollober an' da doors ob da twuck r gonna fall off an' all da pupses r gonna pick up ALL da MEATZ™ dem can pack intu dere secwet pockets an' WUN WIKE DA WIND tu dem houses so dem can pud da MEATZ™ intu da fweezers??? R dat gonna habben, Zaidie?? Whut da woof r go on??"

Well, no. Nod dis time, guyses... Bud wate!! Aftur I weminisced an' stuff an' woggded off ob dis Dogster-fing, I wentded tu chek my paw-mails an' I saw dat Simon an' Judd hab sended me a punkin!! R dat nod da biggest coincidence yu eber heerd ob?? Dem came back tu say Hewwo on da bery same nite I wuz finkin' 'bout dem! OMD.   

Ok, sumfing weally did 'splode - my LWD hart. It r a swoppy mess on da floor ober dere bud Momma sez dat r OK wif hur cuz heerin' fwum Simon an' lil' Judd was a pawsum an' wunnerful fing ♥ ❀ ☀ ♫ 

Dere. Now yu can go chase junk or whuteber yu wuz doing afore, 'kay, pupses?? I need lie down.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Halp!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/744923</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 12:10:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis r nod gud. Grrrrrrrrrrrr...I r a DDP dis day an' it r nod poss'ble fur any pup tu weabe a commen ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis r nod gud. Grrrrrrrrrrrr...I r a DDP dis day an' it r nod poss'ble fur any pup tu weabe a comment :( 
My LWD hart r gonna 'splode wif sadness an' all kindza bad stuffs. Here it goez - WOOKOUT :D 

In honur ob my distwess dis day, I weabe yu wif one ob dose haiku-fings. Dem always ged da point acwoss wifout a hole bunch ob werds an' junk.

           ~Tu be a DDP on a Messded-up Dogster Day~

                   Tu be a di'wy
                   pick r a wunnerful fing.
                   Yet my tears, dem flow.

I r tu berkwemptded tu continue pupses. Go on wifout me. Pweeze. PWEEZE. Go.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~Adbice fwum my mentor~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/744174</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 11:40:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Ernie George? Yu r dere? Oh, dat r gud. Fanks fur takin' my call. OMD, I miss yu, tu, WOTZ. Eberypu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Ernie George? Yu r dere? Oh, dat r gud. Fanks fur takin' my call. OMD, I miss yu, tu, WOTZ. Eberypup an' peepole misses yu an' nuffin r da same anymore. 

No, no skwerls yet, bud I keep twyin'. Yu kno' how tuff it r tu chase dose barmints when yu r on weash, wite?? BOL! 
Oh, yeah. I sawed pichurs ob hur, yur nosy nayber, Zoe da 'sengi pup. Hur r a peece ob werk! Well, kinda cute if yu r intu dat kinda gurlpup, bud dat r onwy my 'pinion. 

Yu did WHUT??? OMD!!! Dood, take it ezee! Pace yurself! Oh, yeah :D I furgedded. Up dere yu pupses can du anyfing ANYFING yu want an' no bad junk r gonna habben eber E-B-E-R. Kewl. 

Whut r go on dis weekend up dere? Oh, ob corse, it r alwayz da weekend fur yu pupses. An' whut? R yu kiddin' me, Ernie George?? Santa Paws comes EBERY NITE??? *thud* O.M.D.
Yeah, I r ok now. Dat kinda catched me off-guard. Wow. 

Yeah, I kno' yu wanna ged back tu da mashed tater an' gwavy buffet, bud cood yu help me wif one fing afore I wet yu go? I r kinda despewate dis day. No, no, I r ok! It r my Momma.
No, hur habs 'nuff shoos an' junk. Dat r whut Dadda sez, anyway. 

Well, it r wainin' dis day, so I did nod take hur fur a walk. Well, no, hur wefuseded tu wear hur waincoat. Yes, yu r wite. Hur absowutewy hates dat fing! OMD. It r weally kinda cute on hur, doe.

No, we pwayded Fetch-da-Kitty-Cuz. Wow. I neber twied it wif a WEEL kitty. Yu r alwayz finkin', my fwiend!

So, anyway, my Momma...Dere we wuz pwayin' an' hur face wuz weakin' all kindza wet stuffs an' hur cood nod eben stop. Yu hab any 'xpewience wif dat kinda fing??

Yes, I kno' 'bout sad stuffs. Well, ob corse! Da Disney channel r nod all fun an' games an' smiley, habby faces. 
Oh. I did nod weawize dat. Mommas r nod jus' Daddas whu smell wike fwowers? Hmmm...Whu knowded??

Yes, wotz ob times. Sumtimes a hole box ob isshooes. No, I meended tisshooes. I alwayz mix up dose fings! bol
An' dat ackfurawwy werkses? Weally? Dat r it? omd. Sumtimes da bestest ideas r wite dere in fwont ob yur own LWD face.
No, I kno' yu r nod a LWD! Wewax, dood :D 

So, I jus' ged hur tu sit? Yu du weawize dat r pwobawy da tuffest part ob dis hole fing, wite? BOL! No, kiddin'!
OMD, Ernie George! Yu got dat wite!! OMD - stop or I r gonna hafta go owtside an' yu kno' -pwibacy, pweeze- :D

So wemme ged dis stwait. I ged hur tu sit. Ok. No, I will nod say 'Gud gurl' fur sittin. Fanks fur wemindin'me. Yeah, an' den? Ok. I jump up 'side hur...No lickin'?? Cwap. Dat r da bestest part. I curl up on hur wap? Ok. 

OMD! Yu r nod kiddin' me, wite? Jus'-sigh-? Dat r it? Yeah, I du dat all da time when I feel snuggwy an' safe an' habby an' junk. Hur sez :"When Zaidie sighs like that, my heart explodes." Oh, yeah, all da time. I twy nod tu du it axxidentwy cuz I kno' it r bery powerful.

Ok. I kno'. Dere r nuffin werser dan cold mashed taters an' gwavy. Oh, yu kno' it, my fwiend :D
 
Fanks fur helpin' me out, 'kay? Shur, I will tell dem dat. Dem miss yu wike CWAZEE. We all du, bud no one as much as yur Mama ♥ Yeah, I kno' - cold taters. Ged goin' den! I wuff yu, Ernie George!! Bye!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hikoo on a day wifout a walk</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/743866</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 10:27:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>As I continue tu dwown in da bottomwess pit knownded as 'witer's bwock', I pwesent tu yu dis hikoo-f ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As I continue tu dwown in da bottomwess pit knownded as 'witer's bwock', I pwesent tu yu dis hikoo-fing. Enjoy at yur conbenience, my fwiendses.  

     
       ~Whut da woof?~ 

   It r wainin' dis 
   day, bud come here. wook at dis.
   My heart r shinin'.


Dat r it fur now.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Witer's Bwock - a witer's werstest nitemare</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/743344</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 9 Oct 2011 20:08:06 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r bery sowwy I hab nod beened witin' in my diawy bery much wecentwy. I fink it r safe tu say dat I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r bery sowwy I hab nod beened witin' in my diawy bery much wecentwy. I fink it r safe tu say dat I hab witer's bwock. Dis habbens occayshunawwy tu all witers, bud speshully tu dem whu r bery pwowific, wike me, Zaidie. 

As I hab dunned in da past, I r gonna du a diawy entwy in point form. Dat helbs keep my LWD mind fwum goin' 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound so fass in my LWD hed dat I can du nuffin, 'cept fink 'bout MEATZ&trade;. So here we go, pupses!

 - a coupla decades or weeks 'go, I wuz pupnapped an' taken tu a horr'ble pwace filled wif all kindza nastee stuffs, wike bwushes an' HUGE scissors big 'nuff tu cut down a twee an' cwippers so noyzee yur ears fall off an' a tubby fillded wif soap an' water an' junk. It wuz howwific! Den I weawized dat I wuz at Bob's howse, so suddenwy EBERYFING wuz ok.

 - Bob pourded boaf ob us a nice gwass ob da finest Scotch dere r in all dose Highwands ob Scotwand, where we camed fwum yeers 'go, 'cept we did nod come ober tu Canada at da same time cuz we meeted when I awwiveded on da shores ob Newfundwand an' Bob helpded me ged outta da water an' da water wuz bery cold an' I habded no wife jacket on an' I hab nod eated in weeks an' minits an'...Hey, I awweady tellded yu pupses 'bout dat. Sowwy fur wepeetin' myselb :D

 - Bob an' me, Zaidie, dwinkded wotza Scotch, neet ob corse, neber on da wocks - dat r jus' wong. An' we twieded a nu snack : deep-fwied Haggis-on-a-Stick. Bery tastee stuffs!  Den Bob sed :

 - "Zaidie, my wee laddie-pup, it is time for me to groom you. Shall I have you piped into the grooming area by the GlenRoslin Bagpipe Team?? They just returned from the world championships  where they placed an impressive 89th out of 90 entries in the LWD category!"

 - I sed, "Bob, dat r weally nod bery 'pwessive if yu ask me. Pweeze, no bagpipin' dis time."

 - "Well, that's okay, Zaidie-lad. Their kilts are still at the dry cleaner's, anyway. It wouldn't be completely authentic."

 - Den Bob bwoomded me an' Dadda cameded back an' giveded Bob sum moneys an' den we dwiveded home. Momma gweeted us wif a smile cuz hur -HAB BEENDED- certain dat I wood be a stunningwy hansum LWD, jus' wike I alwayz r!
Hur eben hab wited a note tu Bob, tellin' him 'xactwy whut tu du tu my furry LWD body cuz hur did nod fink dat Dadda wuz capable ob descwibin' it well 'nuff. Bud it did nod madder! Bob giveded me da werstest furcut in da histowy ob LWDs named Zaidie, 'cept fur da furst time I wuz bwoomed when I wuz jus' a lil' wee pubby guy. Momma cwied dat day.

Bud dat wuz decades 'go an' my furs r gwowin' back, kind ob, in pwaces, so eberyfing r fine, 'cept fur dis witer's bwock-fing. I will keep yu pupses posted 'bout dat, bud in da meemtimes, eat MEATZ&trade;, WUN WIKE DA WIND an' take care ob yur peepoles, 'kay??]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&quot;Take a walk wif da Z-Pup!&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/742452</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 4 Oct 2011 12:34:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hi, pupses! It r me, Zaidie! Momma an' me fot it mite be nice if yu cameded on our walk dis day. Wan ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi, pupses! It r me, Zaidie! Momma an' me fot it mite be nice if yu cameded on our walk dis day. Wanna? Gud! It r gonna be gwate :D

Furst, Momma needs pud on hur shoeses an' hur sungwasses. We can nod hab any peepole wookin' hur in da eyes, can we? BOL! Wate! Now it r time fur our collars. Hey! Seddle down pweeze...Gud werk. Wet's ged goin'!

Furst we go ober here intu da side yard cuz sumtimes I need -pwibacy, pweeze - bud I also wike tu chek out my yard fur stuff. Ok, nuffin dis day, 'cept a buncha weaves an' junk.

Now which way we shood go? Dis way? OK! Yu maded a gwate choice, my fwiend. Oosuawwy I start sniffin' wite 'way, bud since I hab a guest wif me (dat r yu :) Yu go furst! I r bein' da best LWD E-B-E-R, wite, Momma?

Bud wate... Can yu smell dis hydwo pole?? Den ged ober heer an' sniff! OMDOMDOMD! R dat nod compwetewy PAWTASTIC! 4 pawses up! Ooops, I meen 8. BOL!

Ok...We r gonna cwoss da stweet now. Furst we wook boff ways an' we wate fur Momma tu say OK. Gud job, my fwiend.

HOWY CWAP!!! Dere r a skwerl wite ober dere!!! Wookit dat fing!!! GRRRRRRRRR. I kno' him r ded, bud I can nod helb myself! Wet's go sniff him!! C'mon!
Bud Momma, him r wite ober dere an' it be a huge waste ob perfekwy gud bermin if we r nod 'llowded neer him :( 
If Zoe fwum Idunno wuz here, hur wood say,"SHOOT" 
*mutters to himself* Dis r SO nod fare.

Dis way now, my fwiend. Dere r a coupla doggies in dat howse whu wuff tu BARKBARKBARKBARK at me, Zaidie! An' ober here r anuber pup whu duz da same fing. Imagine da odds ob dat! Why I otta...grrrrr.

Hey, my fwiend! Yu r habbin' fun on dis walk wif Momma an' me, Zaidie? Gwate! Wate. See dis spot on da sidewalk wite here? Dis r a bery 'portant pwace. It wuz wite here wast  winter when eberyfing wuz fwozeded an' fweezin' cold. I wuz out walkin' Momma an' gess whut I seed in da snow! A HOLE chiggen sammich. YUP. I kid yu nod.
I wuz wootin' 'wound in da snow an' Momma wuz bizzy finkin' inside hur hed an' hur did nod eben notice dat dere wuz a CHIGGEN SAMMICH in my cute LWD mouf!!Hur sed "Drop It!" Bud I wefuseded so hur needed gwab it an' yank it outta my mouf an' hur frowed it ober dere! See dat spot? I neber sawd it 'gain :(

Oh, wook. Here r da howse where da kitty sits on a chair by a window an' watches da werld go by. I gess it r kinda cute...fur a kitty. Momma sez hur kitty Toby usta du dat, tu.

Ooops. Now here r da howse ob da Sheltie whu alwayz BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKS at me, Zaidie. So I alwayz BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK back at him. We hab neber ackfurrawwy meeted face tu face, bud we alwayz BARK our hedses off at each uber, eben if we r half a bwock 'way! :D

Dere r Jerry's howse. Him r a Spwinger Spaniel! Ged it? Spwinger. Jerry. BOLBOL. An' here r Marley's howse, nameded aftur da weggae star, nod da pup whu maded ebery peepole in da hole werld cwy an' cwy wif hims book an' hims moobie an' da peepoles whu habded pupses did nod feed dere doggies or walk dem fur weekses. All dem cood du wuz cwy.
Anyfur, dat r nod him. Him r a HUGE Boubier de Fwanders/Wab an' hims peepoles NEBER take him fur walkses :( Bud I pway wif him sumtimes when I walk by an' him r owtside. Him r bery gentle wif me.

Oh, wook. A weally hansum an' bery well-behabeded LWD lives in dis howse! BOL! Dis r Zaidie's house! C'mon in an' hab a dwink ob water afore yu go, 'kay? *whispers* Jus' du it or my Momma will nod gib yu a snack 'til yu dwink sumfing. I kno' hur r nutzo. Oy Bey! 

We hope yu habded a nice walk fru my nayberhood wif Momma an' me, Zaidie. Oh, no, da pleashur wuz all ours, my fwiend ♥ ❀ ☀ ♫]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Jus anuber day in dis LWD's borin' an' pafetic life ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/741216</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 08:30:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Zaidie! Where are you?&quot;

&quot;I r here, Momma!&quot; 

&quot;Where is 'here', HunBun?&quot;

&quot;It r wite ober her ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Zaidie! Where are you?"

"I r here, Momma!" 

"Where is 'here', HunBun?"

"It r wite ober here, see?"

"Oh, Zaidie. What are you doing?"

"I r twyin' tu du Dogster stuff, bud I r habbin' a bery tuff time stayin' wogged-in. I du nod ged it. I wunnded da back-ups AN' I wan a biwus scan. Dis hard dwive r bwand nu, tu.  What da woof r go on?"

"What are you talking about?"

"It r 'puter stuff, Momma. Yu wood nod unnerstan. Bud I fink I hab witer's bwock, tu. I can nod fink ob anyfing tu say."

"Well, then, how about do an entry in point form? That might help. And I know you haven't told anyone about being at Bob's on Saturday...You know, Z-pup. You could copy pages out of the dictionary and your friends would still read it."

"Dem wood nod. Now yu r jus' bein' 'dicuwous, Momma.

"Try it."

*Westie struts to book case.grabs dictionary.drags it back to computer*

"I fink I shood start at da end ob da alfbet cuz my name startses wif Z an' so duz Zoe's. It r bery 'portant."

*writes*  Z- noun (plural Zs or Z's) 1. the twenty-sixth letter of the alphabet 2. Denoting the next after Y in...

"Ok. Dat r eben boringer dan nuffin. Bery bad idea, Momma."

"You're on your own then, LWD. I've got things to do. By the way, where did you stash your dirty laundry this time?"

"In da fwidge, wite 'side da weftober MEATZ™ fwum da EESP™. Where else I put it? Geez, woman."

"That meat is going into the food waste bin RIGHT NOW. It's been there long enough."

"Whuteber, Momma..."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&quot;Why, Momma? Why??&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/740886</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 09:24:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Momma, du yu weawize dat we wented tu my bestest doggie beach onwy one time dis summer? Whut da woo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Momma, du yu weawize dat we wented tu my bestest doggie beach onwy one time dis summer? Whut da woof r go on?"

"I know, HunBun, and I'm sorry about that. It was just one of those summers, if you know what I mean."

"No. I du nod. 'Spwain it, pweeze."

"Well, first we had our big road trip to MN and when we came home from that, we needed to relax, regroup, decompress - that kind of thing."

"I kno' it, Momma. Yu wentded fru wotza bodka dwipses dat monf. Bud den dere wuz da nexx monf an' 'gain we did nod go! I wuff my bestest doggie beach an' I miss it an' my fwiendses an' sharin' wadermewwon wif yu an' whinin' cuz Dadda r eatin' chiggen an' geddin' dirty an' nappin' in da shade wif Dadda an' bein' in da ZOTM™ fur da week it takeses us tu ged dere! It r ALL the bestest times ob my hole LWD life."

"Zaidie, it takes 2 hours to get there. We will go again, I promise. And we don't need to go only in the summer. We can go anytime of year. Remember going in the winter?"

"Yeah, bud yu maded me wear a coat an' dat r always so distwactin' I neber hab any idea where I r...jus' wike dis day wif my nu Buddy Belt fing. Did we weally go fur a walk?? I hab no idea."

"We did and I know that the Buddy Belt will take some getting used to for both of us. Wasn't it nice, though, without the pressure on your neck?"

"'Gain, I hab no comment cuz I du nod wemember. Wuz it snowin' dis day? Did I see any skwerlses? Did I du my cute lil' whimperin' fing at Gizmo's fence? Wuz dere any snackses awong da way? Yu tell me, Momma. No, on second fot, I du nod wanna kno' whut I missded out on dis day fanks tu dat 'dicuwous wed Buddy-fing an' da stoopit matchin' weash! Why eberyfing need match?"

"Everything doesn't match, HunBun. I didn't order the collar... I still could, though."

"Oy bey."

"Why don't you log in to Dogster and write a diary entry about seeing Bob on Saturday? That was fun, wasn't it??"

"I r tu 'xhausted wite now, Momma. Hearin' 'bout my walk, 'stead ob duin' it fur weal, did it tu me. I need wie down."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&quot;Whut da woof r go on, Z-pup??&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/740139</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 07:25:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dat r whut yu mite be finkin' if yu sawed da nu title ob my diawy. It seemed bery 'ppwopwiate, eber  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dat r whut yu mite be finkin' if yu sawed da nu title ob my diawy. It seemed bery 'ppwopwiate, eber since da healf department cwoseded down da Howse ob Haggis an' Scotch™. An' skwerls r startin' tu go NUTZO here, Zaidie's pwace. An' gess whut! Dem r makin' me NUTZO an' eben a bit cwazee, tu, Momma sez.

Sumtimes when I go out fur -pwibacy, pweeze- dere r one ob dem WITE DERE in fwont ob me!
 
Or if I r wewaxin' in da wivin' woom cuz no one r payin' me 'nuff 'ttenshuns an' I r bery sad an' wunnerin' "Where r da wuff in dis howse?" an' I hab nod been feeded in days an' my water bowl r fillded wif algae an' junk an' I wuz nod 'llowded tu go on da wast woad twip an' I r bein' forceded tu wear a nu fweater or sumfing, I wook out da window an' DERE R A SKWERL wite on my bery own deck. Once 'gain, dis LWD needs boice hims dispweasure at such a inbayshun. 

Dis r also da weason dat dere r no longer ANY feedin' ob birdies out on da deck cuz gess whut! Skwerls wike bird fudz, tu! Momma sez we need WESS barkin' an' more quiet wefwecshun. BOLBOLBOL! Pawents r so cute when dem r dis naive :D

Anyfur, dis r woad twip day, so I r gonna be hedin' out soon, tu continue spweadin' da LWD wuff all ober da pwace. I be back later when dis day turnses intu dis nite. An', pweeze, if yu hab a minit or sumfing, chase a skwerl if yu can. It all helps.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>How 'bout dis, pupses?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/739777</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 12:19:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Since nod dis day, bud yes'day wuz 'Tawk Wike a Piwate Day', I hab 'cided dat dis day r 'Tawk wike d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Since nod dis day, bud yes'day wuz 'Tawk Wike a Piwate Day', I hab 'cided dat dis day r 'Tawk wike da Z-Pup Day'! Gud wuck wif dat, guyses! BOLBOLBOL!!

Also, I wood wike tu fank eberypup whu sended me, Zaidie, a piwate fwag. It wuz bery fotful an' kind an' stuff, speshully cuz my secermatary furgodded ALL 'bout it 'til it wuz tu wate.  I r pwesentwy werkin' on da paperwerk tu hab hur wepwaced. Den hur r outta here. 

Dis day when I takeded Momma out fur hur weguwar mornin' walk, hur sed,"HunBun. I think it's time you took a poll about your diary. I feel like you might want to make some changes, so perhaps your friends could tell you what they LIKE and/or DISLIKE about your entries. Think that would be a good idea?"

"Um, I gess so, Momma."

So I frowed my shobel an' chainsaw intu my secwet pocket an' off we wented. I checked ebery pole we walkded past, bud nod a single one wooked wike it wood be gud 'nuff fur da 'portant task at hand...I meen, paw.  

All ob a sudden, dere it wuz on da howizon - da perfekest hydwo pole I had eber seended in all my years an' decades as a LWD whu makes weguwar stops at dem all ober da pwace! I fishded my shobel outta my secwet pocket an' started diggin' it up.

"Zaidie! What are you doing?"

"Jus' whut yu askded me tu du, Momma. I r takin' a poll."

"Zaidie, that's not the kind of poll I was talking about! I thought I explained it earlier, did I not?"  

"No, Momma. Yu did nod...or mabbe dat wuz when my lawyer callded 'bout dat nastee wawsute da city r pwannin' 'gainst me fur makin' dwivers so cwazee wif da cuteness dat dem r crashin' dere cars intu junk ALL da time!"

"Yes, I did forget about that. Anyway, please ask your readers for their opinions on what goes on here and we'll see what happens, okay?"

"'Kay, Momma."

So, my fwiendses, it r time fur yu tu tell me 'xactwy whut yu fink AN' du nod furged dat it r 'Tawk wike da Z-pup Day!'Yu du nod need wite wike me cuz dat takeses yeerz an' minits ob pwactice :D I bet dat r a wewief. BOL :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Sharin' da LWD wuff wif da Werld, one peepole at a time ~  Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/739361</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 21:28:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Ok, where I wuz? Oh, yeah...Da wuff-fest wif my wadies at da bet's obbice wuz ober, so I did a bery  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ok, where I wuz? Oh, yeah...Da wuff-fest wif my wadies at da bet's obbice wuz ober, so I did a bery fass Westie Stwut ober tu da doggie I hab seened earlier wif my perifural bision. Him wuz goin' NUTZO, so I 'cided tu keep him company. Dadda dwaggded me (nod weally! It r jus' fur effect) past him an' we sitted down.

Hims Momma seemded 'termined tu keep us 'part, bud ebentually we wuz 'llowded tu sniff an' junk. Hims name wuz Charwie (I hab 4 fwiendses nameded Charwie!) 
Anyfur, him wuz a Wheaton Terriorist, bigger dan dis LWD. We sniffded an' danceded 'wound an' sniffded an' whineded wotz. Dis wuz 'xhaustin', ob corse, so we bof sitted down an' started pantin'.  It wuz pwetty WOUD an' we wuz eben duin' synchwonized pantin'! Dat made it WOUDER an' funnier, appawentwy....??

Da bet tech nameded Wobin needed more wuffin' fwum da Z-pup. Hur cameded ober an' I giveded hur 'nuff kisses tu wast a few decades or sumfing. Hur tellded me how 'dorable I r *eyeroll* an' how I r such a gud doggie. Charwie wuz geddin' impayshunt cuz him wanted sum wuffin' tu, so Wobin wentded ober tu Charwie an' I whineded 'til hur wuz finishded. Dat Charwie r one TUFF client :D So needy BOLBOL

All ob a sudden, one ob da 'xam woom doors opended an' dere, wite in fwont ob us, wuz a Golden Wetwieber pubby. Charwie an' me, Zaidie, started goin' NUTZO an' cwazee, if yu can bewieve it :D Hims Momma sed dat him wuz onwy 3 monfs old, bud hims paws wuz HUGE an' him wuz wotz bigger dan me. I heerded my Momma makin' all kindza goofy, googley, cutesy noises cuz hur fot dis wuz da cutest pubby EBER, 'sides me, Zaidie, ob corse.

Da pubby wuz (ged dis) SO skeerded ob ME dat him wefuseded tu walk past me!! BOLBOL!! I cooda widden him wike a lil' horsie, bud I gess I r jus' so darn tuff an' meen-wookin' dat I r now skeerin' pubbies, pwacticawwy outta dere furs!

Hims Momma gentwy nudgeded him tu walk past an' him wentded WAY ober neer da wall, far as him cood ged fwum dat skeery,nasty an' bicious LWD - me! BOLBOL! Charwie an' me wuz whinin' an' whimperin' wike a coupla kitties whu woseded dere mittens.  I wuz standin' on my lil' back leggies an' jumpin' 'wound. Finawwy, da pubby 'cided tu feel da feer an' jus' du it, 'spite hims pwoximity tu da meenest doggie on dis hole earf :D BOL! 

Den anuber 'xam woom door opended an' it wuz Charwie's turn tu go in an' be 'xamded. I wuz habbin' NONE ob dat. It wuz MY turn be 'xamded! Bud no one wissended tu me. Howeber, da wady wif da monster-sizeded pubby bwingded him ober tu meet me. Furst dere wuz wotz ob barkin' by bof ob us an' it wuz so woud it twiggerded da burglar 'larm an'... Jus' kiddin' :D

We stwainded an' wungeded an' pullded wike a coupla horsies pullin' a fwate twain. Den we sniffded each uber A-L-L ober fur a week or sumfing. All ob a sudden da giant pubby starded barkin' wite in my cute lil' LWD face! Den him starded hittin' my fwuffy head wif one ob hims massibe pawses! An' him wood nod stop :O I started backin' up cuz him wuz toadawwy in my pawsonal space. I wuz eben shakin'. Momma feeled bad dat I wuz so skeerded ob da mutant pubby :(

Finawwy, da police stormded in an' awwested him fur bein' meen an' nastee tu dis LWD. As dem dwaggded him out, him wuz scweemin' at me :"Yu jus' wate 'til I r outta da swammer, LWD. Yur dayses r numberded." I sed,"Whuteber, yu obergwownded cwown." Den it wuz MY turn tu see da bet! 

[I kno' it r a bery weak endin' fur one ob my abbentures, bud Momma needs go bed an' hur can nod sweep wifout me, Zaidie *eyeroll*]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pweeze - Fwee Gizmo!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/739115</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 10:40:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Coco Wose hab wesorted tu despewate measures in an effort tu ged Gizmo outta da heck-hole now known  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Coco Wose hab wesorted tu despewate measures in an effort tu ged Gizmo outta da heck-hole now known as 'Dogster Dog ob da Week'. Hur wants all us pupses tu du sumfing wif gloo? An' pud it in our diawies? Hmmm...I du nod fink I shood be usin' gwoo while I r on da 'puter, so I r gonna du dis instead.

Dear Dogster/Catster,

Please release Gizmo and Luke from the dog/cat of the week spots. It was wonderful to read all about them but now I would like to see another dog/cat honored there. For all of our pals out there please feel free to copy and paste this message and spread the word to Dogster/Catster that we would like to see Gizmo and Luke set free. FREE GIZMO (and Luke)!!!!!

I’m hoping that if others post the same message that their pals will agree and do the same thing. Maybe if there was a mass movement Dogster/Catster would move this situation up on their “to do” list and set them both free. I admit I am sort of in a panic here because I only have 6 more days before we hit the road again and I will not have access to the internet so my campaign will either be a success or stop short of getting them free. 

Please be aware that this is a very hard request for me to make because I am used to just taking what I want. I did put a lot of thought into it and have been second guessing myself wondering if it is an appropriate thing to request because it could end up in a huge failure where no one will join in on the cause. I decided that not trying was a failure in it's self so what do I really have to loose? I just want to get the word out that Gizmo (and Luke) need to be free and I'm hoping it happens before we leave next weekend.


It r da weast we can du, pupses. Time r wunnin' out fur our gud fwiend an',aftur all dis time, we r all pwacticawwy welated anyway. FWEE GIZMO! FWEE GIZMO! FWEE GIZMO! FWEE GIZMO!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Sharin' da LWD wuff wif da werld, one peepole at a time ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/738867</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 20:11:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wast nite I wuz yankded fwum da coziness an' comfort ob da the cute lil' nest dat Momma makeses fur  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wast nite I wuz yankded fwum da coziness an' comfort ob da the cute lil' nest dat Momma makeses fur me ebery day on da wuffseat. Den I wuz wudewy frown intu my way comfy/kewl carbed-fing. 

"Sure, Zaidie. Do you think your friends are going to believe that?"

"Momma! I need gwab dere 'ttenshun. Weadership r down an' if I du nod pull sumfing B-I-G an' 'citin' outta my secwet pocket..well, yu du nod wanna kno' whut r gonna go on. We cood wose da howse!
Pwus dere r wotza pupses whu r usin' da gwammar an' spellin' books dat *I* wited. I hab nod noticeded an incwease in my woyalty cheks. I may hab tu take wegal akshun."

"Good luck with that, HunBun!"


Okay, so wast nite wuz bwood werk nite at da bet's obbice. Dere wuz no MUD werk as I hab beened wed tu bewiebe...We wuz nod eben in da dwibeway tu da parkin' wot when I weawizeded whut da heck r go on. I started whinin' an' whimperin' an' jumpin' all ober da pwace, while I wuz still harnessded intu my way kewl carseat-fing.

By da time da car stoppded, I wuz a wunatic an' cood nod "calm down" wike Dadda keeped sayin' ober an' ober an' ober *eyeroll*. I yankded an' pullded until finawwy we wuz at da obbice door. "WEMME IN! WEMME IN!! HALP!", I scweemded as I scwatchded an' scwatchded on da gwass, twyin' ged sumpeepoles 'ttenshun. I habded wuff tu spwead 'wound an'I needed tu ged tu it!

I wunnded in, hedin' fur da fwont desk. Outta da side ob my weft, big, bwown eye, I cood see dere wuz anuber pup in da watin' awea. Him cood wate cuz Twacey an' Holly wuz dere wantin' dere share ob wuffin' fwum da Z-pup. We kissded! I danceded my lil' Westie hart out, bud nod afore swippin' bof ob dem my bizness card which I keep 'hind da MEATZ™ fweezer in my secwet pocket. I twied ged 'way fwum dem, bud dose wadies wuz wewentwess in dere pursoot ob dis LWD.
Den dem needed du sum junk, so dere I wuz, 'bandonded...

"Zaidie, could you wrap things up now? It's gettin' late. You can finish your diary entry in the morning while I'm out, okay, FluffPup? 

"O.M.D. Momma! Stop wif da cutesy junk, pweeze?"

"Only if you promise to ease up on the cuteness factor, Puppity-Pup."

                   ~ Part 2 comin' soon ~


P.S. I shood pwobabwy tell yu dat my bwood werk showded dat dere r nuffin unusooal goin' on in my LWD body ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&quot;I hab da tuffest job in da werld an' hur name r Momma.&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/738591</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 10:58:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>Dis r makin' NO sense tu me, pupses, bud later I r goin' tu da bet's obbice tu du sum mud werk?! I n ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis r makin' NO sense tu me, pupses, bud later I r goin' tu da bet's obbice tu du sum mud werk?! I neber ged tu pway wif mud an' dirt! R dis sum kinda joke or sumfing??  

Yu shood neber teeze a guy 'bout messin' 'wound in mud an' junk. Dat r jus' ckwool an' wong, wike frowin' sum MEATZ™ ontu da BBQ gwill an' geddin' yur pup ALL 'cited an' den takin' it inside an' eatin' da hole fing yurselb wifout gibbin' da pup eben one tiny bit :(

"Yes, Momma? Oh... BWOOD werk?? Dat meens needles an' bwood an' gutz, wite? OMD! *thud*

Momma r habbin' a cwaptastic kinda day, wite in da middle ob a cwaptastic kinda week. I 'cided hur needed a haiku cuz mabbe it will help, awong wif a Bodka Dwip™,  ob corse.  I r considewate wike dat ♥

                                      
                   
                   ~ Bad Weather ~

                 When Momma r sad
                 Da cwouds woll intu our howse
                 An' sumtimes dem leek.

An' dat r it fur dis day, pupses. Wuff yu ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>We twieded, pupses...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/738247</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 13:32:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/738247</guid>
		<description>Momma an' me, Zaidie, wuz nod bery 'cessful wif da we-witin' ob da furst offishul entwy into 'Zaidie ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma an' me, Zaidie, wuz nod bery 'cessful wif da we-witin' ob da furst offishul entwy into 'Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis an' Scotch™ - da Diawy' which we wost, nod dis day, bud yes'day. We will jus' wet it go, fwoatin' fru dose innernet-fings fur eber an' eber.

Anyfur, werd on da stweet r dat I r gonna be geddin' sumfing callded a Buddy Belt. Yup, Momma tellded me 'bout it wite out on da steet when dere wuz no twaffic :D

It r a bery soft wever harness-fing dat r gonna help me wif my pullin' an' yankin' cuz dat r nod gud fur me an' my LWD neck. It r also nod gud fur Momma cuz sumtimes hur cwies out ob toadal fwustwayshun wif me. I kno' - unbewiebable, bud appawentwy, it r twoo. 

Ob corse we need ged da matchin' weash! Momma r orderin' da 4 ft. weash cuz 6 ft. r tu much fur us, hur sez. *eyeroll* Anyfur, I r gonna be watin' by da mailbox fur dis, pupses! Bud yu awweady knowed dat, wite? BOLBOL :D

Also, while I wuz dwaggin' Momma all ober da nayberhood, dis way → an' den dat way ↔, I sawed a wady 'ppwoachin' us, eben doe hur cood pwanewy see dat it wuz NOD da time fur dat, if yu kno' whut I r meenin'. Dere wuz a poop bag inbolbded, pupses!

All ob a sudden hur sed tu me,"Hey! Where's your kilt??? LOL". I  finished my -pwibacy, pweeze- performance wif my Ernie George Donkey Kick™ (which I now uze tu spwead my LWD stink all ober da pwace). Den I Westie-stwutted ober tu hur an' sed :"Hey, wady! Where r yur mandolin fing fur swicin' begebles an' stuff?"

"Uh...I don't have one."

"Well, yu need hab one, so go home, ged on dose innernetses an' find one! Da nerbe ob hur, askin' 'bout a guy's kilt. grrr..."

Hur wunnded off wike hur hab seend an' smellded a hole pile ob monf-old haggis or sumfing. I wooked ober at Momma, whu hab pwacticawwy melted intu da sidewalk wif 'bawwassment an' junk. I smileded. Hur did nod an' we Westie stwutted our way home an' all wuz pwetty darn gud in my LWD werld ♥ ❀ ☀

Howeber, Momma hab spended/wasted much ob da affernoon, wookin' fur doggie kiltses on dose innernetses. I hab heerd no goofy, googly, cutesy noizes comin' fwum hur, so I gess I r safe fur now...Oh, cwap. I speekded tu soon :(]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oy bey...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/738075</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 14:43:51 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I jus' spended 90 minits or days or sumfing witin' a diawy entwy tu go wif da bwand nu title ob my d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I jus' spended 90 minits or days or sumfing witin' a diawy entwy tu go wif da bwand nu title ob my diawy. It r now wost in dose innernetses an' I can nod find it anywhere :( I fot I wuz duin' all da wite fings tu sabe it, bud appawentwy, I wuz nod.

My Momma wuz helpin' me a tiny, lil' bit wif spellin' an' gwammar, ob corse. Since hur habs a memowy wike a steel twap, which r bof gud an' bad, hur r gonna help me we-cweate da hole fing on paper, wike I usuawwy du cuz dat r how I woll. 

Now I need go an' start a Bodka Dwip™ fur Momma, da furst ob da day, amazingwy enuff. Den I will scam sum MEATZ fwum Dadda cuz Momma habs tisshooes an' junk. Hur gibes me only begebles, bud I will surbibe.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Jus' anuber day, bud wif a lil' wee favour tu ask.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/737799</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 08:28:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hi, pupses! 

It r a beeyooful day here, Zaidie's pwace, so I r out walkin' wif Dadda AN' tawkin'  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi, pupses! 

It r a beeyooful day here, Zaidie's pwace, so I r out walkin' wif Dadda AN' tawkin' tu yu fwum fwum my BwackBewwy. It r tuff tu lead him an' du dis, so I hope tu wite more later.

In da meemtime, if yu wook at da diawy pickses dis day, yu will see dat Puff an' Hershey are diawy picks again. YAY!! Dem seem tu be catchded in sum kinda "time woop continuum" fing, as my gud fwiend Zoe fwum Idunno sez. Dere r 3 uber pickses too, an'  I hope dem all hab a PAWSUM day wif all kindza fun an' mabbe sum peepole mite dwop sum MEATZ™ or sumfing.

At da bottom ob da wist r a lil' wee guy nameded Payton. Him r bery sad cuz him r twyin' find a fureber home. When hims foster peepoles take him tu adoptshun ebents, him r nod pickded an' him geds weally sad an' bummded out. Weadin' hims diawy maded my LWD heart 'splode, bud wif sadness :(

If yu hab a minit or a decade or sumfing, pweeze bisit him an' wet him kno' yu r finkin' 'bout him an' stuff, 'kay? Hims foster home r PAWSUM, bud him weally wants tu find hims fambly. Him knows dem r out dere.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Borin' junk on dis boringest day eber ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/737641</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 9 Sep 2011 10:44:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Momma, why our walk wuz nod bery wong dis day?&quot;

&quot;Because I let you lead me. I tried to get you t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Momma, why our walk wuz nod bery wong dis day?"

"Because I let you lead me. I tried to get you to change direction, but you dug in your paws and wouldn't move. Was I supposed to leave you there in the middle of the street?"

"OMD! Ob corse nod, Momma. I gess I jus' wanted be home."

"I guess, but that may have been the shortest walk in our history - around one block and you were practically running once you saw the house. You're a tough little guy to figure out, HunBun."

"Yu tu, Momma, 'cept yu r nod a guy."

                  
                    *A few minutes later*


"Momma. I r nod able tu nap wite now an' dis r my bestest nappin' time. Whut da heck r go on?" 

"Well, do you think it could have had something to do with today's short walk? We're usually out for an hour, but we were back in less than 15 minutes."

"Mabbe dat r it, bud I r boreded now, tu."

"Look...We've played the Kitty Cuz Fetch game and the tennis ball game. I even let you shred some paper, but no one else needs to know that, right?"

"Yu meen Dadda?"

"You got it, dude. We'll play again soon, I promise, but I'm busy right now." 

"'kay, Momma. An' yu kno' whut else?"

"What, Zaidie-pup?"

"I wuff yu!"

"And I love you, Zaidiecakes! Could you stop being so darn cute?"

"Bud dis r me an' my LWD body! Whut I shood du?"

"Nothing. Not one thing, little clown ♥"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Epic End ob Summer Pawty ~ FINALLY :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/737101</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 6 Sep 2011 10:28:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>And we're live in 3..2..1
             
 &quot;Good evening, everyone. This is Bartholomew Nolan coming ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ And we're live in 3..2..1
             
 "Good evening, everyone. This is Bartholomew Nolan coming to you LIVE on channel 5 from *the* event of the millenium : The First Official 'Epic End of Summer™ Party'! The meat is flowing like water in every building on this magnificent property. Hydrants 'R Us™ did a phenomenal job setting up for...you know and it's teeming with activity! The EESP™  Souvenir Emporium is reporting that business is through the roof, literally. These pups are so happy, they barked the roof right off the place!

I'd like to get a word or two from our gracious host, Mr. Zaidie Levi Gee, who, along with top notch event planners, Blake and Felix, the team you may know as Blix™ (Hey! Isn't that an Ikea product?? LOL)...well, they worked around the clock to make this party the great success it is turning out to be.

"Okay, I'm being told by the EESP™ Transportation Team  that, in order to get to the Z-pup, I'm going to be air-lifted out of this massive crowd by the EESP™ helicopter. 

You know, folks, all I can see from here are wagging tails, pointy, inquisitive ears and enough doggie slobber to fill every ocean and sea on this wonderful planet we call Earth. Oh, the dognamity...truly a testament to the close-knit canine community. *sniff* I'll be back later in the broadcast with more from EESP™ 2011."

                     ~20 minutes later~

"Here I stand with Mr Zaidie himself, the LWD with a heart the size of Europe and a zest for life not seen since Lassie rescued Timmy from that well over and over and over. You'd think they would have filled it in after the first time, right? LOL! And how are you tonight, Zaidie?"

"Barf! Hewwo! I r gwate an' dis pawty r PAWTACKUWAR an' pawsum an' all kindza gud stuffs! Yu habded any MEATZ™ yet, Barf?"

"No, Z-pup. I haven't yet made my way over to the food area. What's cooking?"

"Well, we hab a 'wympik-sized stadium fur each kind ob MEAT™ an' each one r fillded tu da woof wif...Yu fill in da bwank, Barf! BOLBOL"

"Um. That would be meat, right?"

"No , Barf. Say it wif me :MEATZ™!"

"Meatz?"

"Yu kno' it, dood! Howeber, dere hab beended a wast minit change - da Howse ob Wamb™ r now serbin' pizza cuz da shipment ob wamb wuz conbisgated at da border by sum meen guy wif a cheep badge on hims shirt."

"Everyone loves pizza, though, so no one can be too upset. Hey, what is that high-pitched noise I can barely hear?"

"WHUT, BARF?? YU SED SUMFING?? I CAN NOD HEER YU OBER DAT PEERCIN' NOIZE! WHUT DA WOOF??? *talks into walkie- talkie*...CODE WED - I WEEPEET - CODE WED"

"What's code red, Zaidie? What's going on?"

"OMD, a kitty jus' sneekded ontu da pwoperty an' sniffded da Tower ob Habarti™ in da Howse ob Cheez™!!! Sum pupses chaseded dat fing up a hydwo pole ober in da all-nu extended poddy area we jus' installded. WOW!!! Dem must hab beended WUNNIN' WIKE DA WIND tu ged ober dere so fass cuz yu need take da EESP™ Shuttle tu get there unner normal circumbances. Oh! I need take dis call, Barf. 'Scuse me."

                       
P.S. Da pawty ended earlier dis day! If yu wanna wead more 'bout it, wead fwu da comments! Dere r WOTZ. :D It wuz a bery fun time an' I r so gwad I wuz able tu host such a 'xstrabaganza in my bery own backyard. Momma an' me, Zaidie, wuff dis Dogster-fing. An' pup palses?? Yu all W-O-C-K ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~Epic End ob Summer Pawty&amp;trade; - Da final pwannin' meetin'~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/736478</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 2 Sep 2011 20:43:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>~ Prowog : As yu may hab noticeded, if yu r a weguwar bisitor tu my pwofile page an' yu dwoppded by  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ~ Prowog : As yu may hab noticeded, if yu r a weguwar bisitor tu my pwofile page an' yu dwoppded by dis day fur sum MEATZ™ or tu gwab a burger, dat dere r a nu backgwound. It r all 'bout back tu skool which, here in Ontawio, r nexx Toosday. 

Anyfur, I weawize dat it r a pwetty borin' backgwound fur sumpup whu r pwannin' da biggest pawty in da histowy ob da Uniberse, bud, pweeze, hab no feer. It r simpwy a way tu keep my Momma fwum findin' out whut r gonna habben here. Hur habs NO idea an' it needs stay dat way, 'kay? 

Also, Bwake an' Fewix, da ebent pwanners, r nod bad guyses aftur all. I obbiouswy misinterpweted Bwake's ebil waff WAY back in Part 1. Pwus, dere r 'nuff goin' on wifout addin' dat compwicashun AN' my hed r hurtin'~ 



"Blake, what's on today's agenda? I'm having my eyebrows waxed at 4pm."

"Well, Felix, we're supposed to be meeting Zaidie at 'World of MEATZ™' for lunch and to discuss music for his End of Summer party. We should get going, by the way."

                     ~ 20 minutes later ~

"Zaidie! Nice to see you. How are you holding up? I know all  this planning has taken up a lot of your Dogster time, but, just like I promised, little guy, it *is* going to be epic!"

"I kno', Bwake, an' dat r why I changeded da name ob it tu 'Epic End ob Summer Pawty'. At furst I wuz nod shur 'bout yu guyses, bud I hab toadal fayf in yu now. My fwiendses r gonna be tawkin' 'bout dis bash fur minits or decades or sumfing!"

"You know it, LWD. Are you ready to order lunch?"

"Shur. I will hab MEATZ™ wif a side ob MEATZ™ an' a bery dwy Martini, pweeze."

"And Felix and I will have the usual. Thanks, Jean-Claude."

"So, party man, have you been thinking about music for this bash? What do you like? Goth, alternative, disco??"

"I want MEATZ™, Bwake. Da pawty r all 'bout MEAT™. My fwiendses r comin' fwum all ober da werld fur dis fing. Dem wanna see MEATZ™, smell MEATZ™, eat MEATZ™ an' heer MEATZ™. Here - I maded a wist ob bands I want yu tu hire fur dis fing."

~ paws the list over to Blake ~

"Oh, man, you are HARDCORE! Meat Loaf, T-Bone Walker, the Meat Puppets, the Swinging Steaks and Beef Terminal?? OMG! Stellar lineup. Oh, and Acoustic Sausage, Rib Tip, King Beef AND Captain Meat? LOL! The Pork Dukes and Captain Beef Heart! Stellar! This party is going to be *THE* talk of the town, my little friend. How'd you find all these bands? I haven't heard of some of them in years!"

"Dose innernetses! I jus' googleded. It r wike majik or sumfing. An' we need MEATZ™doggie t-shirtses an' water bowls an' collars an' bwankies an' weashes an' posters an' post cards an' jammies an' fudz bowls an' hats an' bumper stickers an' fwidge magnets an' ebery kinda soubenir yu can fink ob, 'kay? Oh, wook, here comes our fudz! Wet's eat :D"

    ~Epic End of Summer Party -Part 5-coming soon~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Speshul haiku fur me, Zaidie, fwum my Momma &amp;hearts;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/735944</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:52:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>We need take a lil' time 'way fwum pawty pwannin' cuz it r makin' my hed hurt. Howeber, yu can west  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We need take a lil' time 'way fwum pawty pwannin' cuz it r makin' my hed hurt. Howeber, yu can west assureded dat dere r gonna be more fun an' junk wif Bwake an' Fewix. Jus' nod dis day.

Anyfur, yes'day Momma wuz duin' all kindza stuffs, wunnin' 'wound an' sayin' notty werds when sumfing did nod werk. (I heerded nuffin cuz I wuz wissenin' tu my Pod-Pod, werkin' on da pwaywist fur da Epic End ob Summer Pawty!) All ob a sudden hur wuz geddin'weady tu weave da howse.

"OMD, Momma! I can nod go out now. I need du dis."

"Well, HunBun, I was planning to leave you here, anyway. It'll be for only a couple of hours and Dadda will be home before you know it. Then you get to go with him in the ZOTM™ to pick me up, okay?"

*big sigh* "'kay, Momma. Where yu r goin'?"

"I'm going to the UPS store and because #$#@$%$ is a pilot for UPS, I didn't think you'd want to go there."

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK. See ya."

So a few decades or sumfing lader, Momma callded an' it wuz time fur us tu go an' ged hur. I wantded tu dwive, bud Dadda weminded me 'bout my wicense 'spension, so I did nod.

Dere we wuz zoomin' awong in da ZOTM™ when I sawded Momma in da distance. "Dadda! Momma r da size ob a tiny lil' bug! Whut da heck r go on??"

"Just watch, Zaidie. She'll get bigger as we get closer."

An' hur did!! I starded jumpin' 'wound in my way kewl car-bed/seat fing, waggin' wike a compwete WUNATIC an' whimperin' an' jumpin' an' waggin' an' whimperin' an' stuffs! Momma cood see dis as we 'ppwoachded hur. Den hur opended da back door an' sittded wite 'side me! An' I went NUTZO, ob corse, cuz I wuff hur WOTZ an' hur needed kno' it cuz hur r enbious ob da speshul bond-fing Dadda an' I hab, "bud we hab one ob dose tu, Momma" I tell hur all da time. It r diff'went cuz no two peepoles r da same wif any pup or peepole cuz all pupses an' peepoles r diff'went an' dat r GUD! R dis makin' any sense, pupses?? 

So while Momma an' me, Zaidie, wuz out walkin' dis day, dis hole haiku-fing kinda jus' poppded intu hur hed an' here it r ♥

                      ~ LWD Haiku ~  
                    
                     A little white dog
                     stole my heart, then gave it back,
                     super-glued to mine.

Oh, da WUFF! I r cwearwy dwownin' in it ♥ *sob*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Epic End ob Summer Pawty&amp;trade; ~ Part 3 : still pwannin' an' junk</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/735518</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 07:48:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>~It's 3am and Zaidie's BlackBerry rings~

&quot;Hey! Whu dis r?? It r da middle ob da nite! Whut r go o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ~It's 3am and Zaidie's BlackBerry rings~

"Hey! Whu dis r?? It r da middle ob da nite! Whut r go on??"

"Zaidie! It's Blake. I can't sleep, so I'm working on the Bash! I have a few details to work out with you!"

"Oy bey, dood! *sigh* Okay, wemme go tu anuber woom fur sum pwibacy...bud nod - pwibacy, pweeze- cuz dat r a hole uber fing an' I wood need go outside."

~Z-pup does a high speed Westie Strut to another room~

"'Kay, whut now, Bwake?"

"So...first, the private jet situation. Was that a 747 to each country on Earth?"

"OMD, r yu NUTZO??? I sed I wanted 2000 787s - da big nu ones -tu go tu EBERY state in United States ob 'Merica. An' 1000 tu go tu each pwobince in Canadia cuz our popuwashun r nod as big an' I need 2,000 tu go tu each ob da wemainin' 6 continents, incwudin' Antarctica.
I want NO pup be missded, 'kay? Nexx tu da MEATZ™, dis r da 'portantest fing ob all. 'No pup be weft ahind' r da motto ob dis pawty, awong wif da hole MEATZ™ feme. Yu ged it now?"

"Okay, LWD. And where is the Olympic-size stadium for the MEATZ™ buffet going to go?"

"In da backyard, ob corse. OMD! Where else dem go, Bwake? An' du nod furged we need a sepawate stadium-fing fur each type ob MEATZ™ an' one double size fur da seefudz. I need speek wif Fewix. Him r 'wound??"

"No, Zaidie, he's in Argentina, picking up the beef."

"Oh, yeah. An' whu r werkin' on 'Werld ob Cheez', now dat we fireded dat mouse guy? I knowded we shood neber hab twusted him. Grrr..."

"No worries, LWD. Jean-Georges is in France handling the cheese."

"Whut? Him r touchin' it??"

"No. That's a figure of speech, Zaidie. Look, you need to calm down. It's ALL under control. Are you ever going to trust me??"

"I dunno, Bwake. I heerded sumfing 'bout sum law ob sum guy nameded Murfee an' I r geddin' kinda nerbous."

"Yeah, well, Murphy never hired ME to plan his events. That was his problem. 'Night, LWD."

                       ~End ob Part 3~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Tisshoos, pupses.  I hab tisshoos :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/735326</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 13:58:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Momma? I hab a lil' pwobwem, a diwemma, eben.&quot;

&quot;Yikes! That doesn't sound good, HunBun. What's w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Momma? I hab a lil' pwobwem, a diwemma, eben."

"Yikes! That doesn't sound good, HunBun. What's wrong?"

*eyeroll* "R yu eber gonna stop callin' me dose goofy, 'bawassin' names, Momma?"

"I doubt it, Fluff! Anyway, what's your dilemma and how can I help? By the way, the word you're looking for is 'issues', not 'tissues'."

"Oh, well, dat changes eberyfing. BOL :D Anyfur, I starded witin' in my diawy 'bout sumfing an' I r kinda werried dat I r nod gonna be able tu du it 'xactwy wike I tellded all my fwiendses. An' da wast fing on Earth I wanna du r disappoint dem cuz I wuff all my pup palses. Whut I shood du, Momma?"

"Hmmm, this *is* a tough one and I guess that since it's your diary, you don't want me reading it, right?"

"Dat r wite, Momma. Sum ob da stuffs I wite 'bout r jus' nod 'ppwopwiate fur a wady wike yurselb, wif all yur dewicate sensibiwities an' fings."

"Yeah, there's that, but I *do* clean up your -privacy, please- area and, when you're sick, I'm always there with you to clean you up."

"Yeah, bud dat r whut Mommas du. Diawies r diffwent."

"Okay, then, can you use an analogy to tell me? That might make it easier."

"Whut da heck r dat fing, Momma??? A 'nalogy?"

"Zaidie, just tell me, please?"

"Ok. Wemember when I wuz gibben da HUGE honour ob bein' da Dogster Dog ob da Week in May 2010?? An' da giffs an' congwatuwatory messages an' boneses wuz jus' pourin' in fwum all ober da werld all week? An' I twied so bery hard tu keep up wif da fank yu noteses, bud I gottded WAY ahind an' habded so much 'xiety an' junk dat I fot I wuz gonna 'splode? 

Den yu maded up a wist ob eberyfing dat all my fwiendses sended tu me, so I wuz finawwy able tu ged tu werk on it? Bud it takeded 6 decades or sumfing tu du it an' while I did it I wuz bery gwumpy an' gwowly an' junk?"

"How could I forget, little wee guy? You were frantic. By the way, it only took 5 or 6 hours to get all the thank you messages done. I think you lost track of time after the first black-out you had. 
Anyway, if you need to tell somebody something, it's best if you just get to it - get it over with and then deal with it. Does that make any sense?"

*big sigh* "It duz, Momma. Fanks."


Hi, pup palses. Dis r me, Zaidie, wif a swight change in pwans. Hab NO feer - dere r still gonna be a HUGE an' E-P-I-C 'End ob Summer Bash' here at my howse nexx weekend wif so much MEATZ™ an' uber 'licious stuffs dat we r all gonna 'SPLODE :D Bud we du nod need werry 'bout dat cuz my Momma will cween it all up when hur geds home :D 

Anyfur, Bwake an' Fewix r still duin' da pwannin' an' junk. Howeber, I can nod fink ob a way tu hab all ob yu an' yur names in it wifout makin' da hole fing sound wike a list. I kno' I sayded dat all ob yu, eben pupses whu did nod RSBP, wuz gonna be incwuded. Yu *will* be dere an' yur lil' tummy r gonna be achin'! Twust me! 

I r jus' fwaid ob furgeddin' tu incwude ALL my pup palses an' habbin' feewings ged hurt an' all kindza bad, sad stuffs. I r bery sowwy fur disappointin' yu guyses an' gurlses an' if Momma wuz nod such a wunatic 'bout gibbin' 'way my zeawies, I wood send ebery one ob yu sum MEATZ™. Fanks fur be my fwiendses ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fanks, Dogster, fur da lil' fings.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/735098</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 12:29:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Aftur 3 bery wong weeks, I r FINAWWY able tu change da order ob my pichurs!

I need wun sum ewwand ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Aftur 3 bery wong weeks, I r FINAWWY able tu change da order ob my pichurs!

I need wun sum ewwands an' junk wite now, bud, later, I r gonna twy tu add nu pichurs, tu :D

I r gonna keep yu postded on dis 'portant stuffs. An' more pawty pwannin' tu come, tu!

*Pupdate*

I r nod yet able tu upwoad nu pichurs. Soon, I hope :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pawty Pwannin'  ~ Part 2 ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/734794</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 21:36:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>*muffled ringing*

&quot;Momma! Hab yu seended my BwackBerry dis day?&quot;

&quot;No, HunBun. Isn't it in your ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *muffled ringing*

"Momma! Hab yu seended my BwackBerry dis day?"

"No, HunBun. Isn't it in your secret pocket?"

"No, I chekded dere awweady. Oh, wate a minit...Here it r! It wuz hidin' wite 'hind my portable MEATZ™ cooler!"

"Shouldn't that thing be in the dishwasher by now? It was a long, hot summer, Zaidie."

"Nod yet, Momma. It r jus' geddin' gud."

"So who called you?"

"Oh, it wuz Bwake da pawty pwanner. I hope him weabeded a boice mail...OOOOPS! I meen, it wuz a wong number!"

"Blake the...what?"

"Did I sed "Bwake"? I meended sed "BAKE". Yeah, Momma. How 'bout yu go intu da chitchen an' BAKE sumfing?"

"Like what?"

"Oh, I dunno...Cawwot cake, mabbe, or dose cookies dat make Dadda be da popuwarest guy in da obbice??"

"Hmmmm, okay. I'll bake something for my two best guys! I'll be in the kitchen if you need me, Zaidiecakes ♥"

"Gwate, Momma."

*Zaidie WUNS WIKE DA WIND upstairs, totally ignoring his fear of non-carpeted hardwood and lands on the top bunk of the 'Special Kids Guest Room*

"Wow. How I did dat?"

*makes a call*

"Bwake! I tellded yu - pweeze du NOD call me at home! Howy cwap, dood!"

"Hey, you need to chill, Zanzibar! Your secret's safe with me. We WILL pull this off!"

                        *da end ob Part 2*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Epic End ob Summer Pawty&amp;trade; ~ Part 1: da pwannin' an' junk :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/734250</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 09:45:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Blake, the Party Planner : &quot;So...Zay-dee. Do I have your name right? I heard you'd like to throw an  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Blake, the Party Planner : "So...Zay-dee. Do I have your name right? I heard you'd like to throw an 'End of Summer' bash. Have I got that right?"

"Yup, dat r me an' yu shur du! I habded a pwetty gud summer, so I figureded dis wood be a PAWSUM way tu ged all my fwiendses tugefur tu eat MEATZ™ an' dance at my Disco an' du all kindza kewl, fun stuffs :D Yu can helb me wif dis, Bwake?"

"Sure can, Z! How many pups are you inviting?"

"Bwake, furst ob all, no one callses me 'Z' 'cept my gud fwiend, Zoe, fwum Idunno, 'kay? An' second, I r inbitin' ALL my pup palses, eben da ones whu did nod RSBP. Dat r fwench fur 'Pweeze wet me kno' yu r comin' tu my pawty so I can order nuff MEATZ™!'

"Okay, we're feisty. I like that! Is there a theme for the party?"

"Yu need ask?"

"That's my job, Zaidie."

"Oh, Bwake. Yu hab wotz tu wern. One werd : MEATZ™!"

"Okay, are you thinking buffet, sit down, food stations or...?"

*Zaidie hears the word sit and...*

"Bwake, yu need say "Good boy" now."

"What the...? Would you excuse me for a minute, Zaidie. I need to make a call. I'll be right back."

"Shur, Bwake. I be wite here, watin'."

*Blake runs outside, opens his flask, empties it with one big gulp and makes a call*

"Felix! HELP!! I thought I could handle this puppy soiree on my own, but I need some help!...Good! And you know what? We're going to need the whole team. Cancel every event we've got booked for Labour Day weekend...Yeah, I know it's gonna hurt business, but we're going to make it worth every single dog hair we'll be finding on our black clothes for the next 5 years, I promise!" 

*runs back in*

"Sorry to keep you waiting, Zaidie. You are booked and we're ready to start planning! Let's do this!!"

"Okay, Bwake! Dis r gonna be da pawsumest an' pawtasticest an' bestest pawty EBER, wite?"

"You know it...Uh, what's your name again?"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ More poetwy by Zaidie ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/733952</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 21 Aug 2011 19:12:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Da ABCs ob me, Zaidie 
                       ~Part 2~

               
              A r fur 'x ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Da ABCs ob me, Zaidie 
                       ~Part 2~

               
              A r fur 'xiety. Momma habs dat.
              B r fur buggies. I make dem go SPWAT!

              C r fur circus an' I r a cwown.
              D r fur dirt an' it wives on da gwound.
              
              E r fur eatin' all kindza gud stuffs.
              F r fur fudz an' dere's neber enuff.
              
              G r fur gin. Yu need wotz fur a cwowd.
              H r fur hefty. I way sebenteen pounds.

              I r fur ice cweem an' ice cubes an' stuff.
              J r fur jumpin'. It helps keep me buff.

              K r fur killin' stuff DED wif yur teefs.
              L r fur lovin' all fings dat r MEATZ™
              
              M r fur Momma. Hur r my best wady.
              N r fur nappin' jus' wike a lil' baby.
              
              O r fur orchestwa. Whut r dat fing?
              P r fur pork an' it makes my heart sing.

              Q r fur quarters. Dat's twenny-fibe cents.
              R's fur wewaxin', tu chill wif yur 'wents.

              S r fur snackses we ged when we're gud.
              T r fur twail, in da Zaidiecakes' 'hood.

              U r fur unner da bed where I hide.
              V r fur boice an' I use mine wif pwide.

              W's fur water. I don't wike tu ged wet.
              X r fur x-ways. Neber needed one yet.
              
              Y r fur yesterday. It r all dun.
              Z r fur zoomies an' dem r BIG fun :D 

             
An' dat r it. Fanks fur weadin' my stuffs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A letter to Dogster</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/733762</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 19:38:43 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dear Dogster :

    I r witin' tu yu dis ebenin' cuz, two weeks aftur da serber upgwade-fing an' m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dear Dogster :

    I r witin' tu yu dis ebenin' cuz, two weeks aftur da serber upgwade-fing an' many e-mails tu yu, I r 'ffended dat yu hab nod eben habded da cursety or sumfing tu repwy tu me. It r makin' me angwy an' bery sad.

Dis Dogster-pwace r 'portant tu me an' tu my Momma. Weally 'portant.  I hab no pwobwems makin' fwiendses. I make dem eberyday, whereber I go. Wecentwy, I eben twied be fwiendses wif a cute bwack kitty wif a white stwipe down hims back. Unfortumatewy, Momma did nod 'llow da two ob us tu ged tugefur, bud dat r ok cuz I kno' where hur r comin' fwum. I wive wif hur.

Makin' fwiendses r nod ezee fur eberyone an' my Momma r one ob dose peepoles. When Momma an' me joinded dis Dogster fing WAY back in December 2008, we habded no idea whut we wuz geddin' intu an' we certainwy did nod 'xpect fur me tu hab ober one fousand pup palses. Bud I du!! 

At furst we did nod fink we wood eber hab more than a few cuz Momma, 'speshully, cood nod 'magine ackfurawwy wequestin' fwiendses :D Sumtimes we wood send a wequest an' den dewete it, cuz we jus' did nod unnerstan da beeyootee an' da magic ob dis pwace.

Pupses an' peepoles WANNA be fwiendses! By da time we figureded dat out, we stopped dewetin' fings an' 'cepted pup pal wequestses fwum pups all ober da werld! An' geff whut! Momma an' me, Zaidie, hab eben meeted a couple ob dem. Yes! Yu weaded dat wite - *my* Momma hab meeted nu peepoles an' hur eben considers dem tu be fwiendses ♥

If dat r nod pawsum an' pawtacuwar an' all kindza gud stuffs, I du nod kno' whut r. Du yu? Now du yu unnerstan why dis Dogster-pwace r so bery 'portant tu bof ob us? Pweeze help us wif da stuffs dat we r habbin' so much twubble wif 'wound here. Pweeze?

Fank yu an' hab a gud nite.

wif wotza wuff an' stuff,

Zaidie 
XXXXXXX]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ My Fan Cwub at da bet's obbice ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/733488</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 10:48:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r a pwetty smart LWD. I kno' where we r goin' WONG afore we ged dere. Goin' tu da bet's obbice r n ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r a pwetty smart LWD. I kno' where we r goin' WONG afore we ged dere. Goin' tu da bet's obbice r nod any diffwent.

It r 'bout four or five or sebenty mileses fwum my howse. I start dis lil' woad twip by wookin' out my window fur a coupla minits. Den I seddle in fur a lil' nap in my way kewl carseat/bed fing. Once we start goin' up a hill past da outwet mall, I kno' whut it meens an' I send a tewepafic message tu da obbice : "Wadies, I r comin'! Ged yur faces weady fur sum speshul kisses an' wuffin' fwum da Z-pup! An' mabbe dere cood be sum tweetses, tu?!?" 

Da uber nite, once I wuz 'llowded out ob da ZOTM™, I yankded an' pullded so hard tu ged in da bet's obbice dat Momma sed :"I guess it's good that he's so enthusiastic about coming here! Toby (da kitty) never forgave them after that deal with the broken hip :D"

Finawwy, dere I wuz, baskin' in da wuff, makin' fwiendses as pupses came an' went, sniffin' an' snorflin' my LWD hed off. It wuz a wot tu take in all at once an' it kinda distwacted me fwum my mission in life which r tu ged cwose 'nuff tu a kitty tu ackfurawwy feel da furs on my face! Up on da counter, in da wecepshun area, r a kitty bed an', sumtimes, dere r a kitty in it!!

Da obbice kitty r nameded 'Mel'. Hur r a gurl an' hur r orange. I wuz goin' cwazee an' NUTZO cuz I weally wanted say "HI!" tu Mel, bud hur wuz bizzy, 'gnorin' me. I eben did my speshul, 2 legged "HI!-HI!-HI!-We-Need-Meet!!" dance, bud it wuz all fur nuffin :(

All ob a sudden, da bet tech nameded Wobin, pickded up Mel an' puttded hur down on da fwoor, kinda neer me, bud nod so neer dat we cood tuch each uber. Pwus, Dadda habded a iron gwip on my weash, so I wuz goin' nowherez. BUD, den, we bof kinda wewaxded (unwike my Momma, whu wuz finkin',"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG" cuz hur thot I wuz gonna chomp on da kitty's head or sumfing :O I DID NOD!!)

I sniffded Mel an' hur sniffded me an' I sniffded hur an' den hur sniffded me an' dis went on fur a few hours, I fink. Den I lickded Mel's face an' Wobin sayded ,"Oh, look! Kisses for Mel!" 

No. NO. NO! Dem wuz NOD 'kisses' fur Mel. I wuz jus' testin' hur out, twyin' figur out whut hur mite taste wike. Hmmmm...Chiggen?? I dunno. *shrugs* Anyfur, it wuz a cwazee time ob wuffwy wuff an' makin' fwiendses an' all kindza snuggly cute junk at da bet's obbice ♥ ❀ ☀

Aftur dat, it wuz all 'bout me, Zaidie, while Dogtor Jennifer twied figure out whut da woof r go on wif all dese urka-gurkas I bin habbin'. Hur wishes all da pupses an' kitties in hur pwactice cood hab da kinda life I r habbin' cuz hur knows it r gud :) Bud urka gurkas r fun fur no pup or peepole :)

On da way out, we buyded sum nu teefpaste fur my LWD mouf an' Momma payded fur eberyfing wif hur magic card ob fwee money cuz if yu du nod ackfurawwy see it come outta da bank, it duz nod count :D I twied say "See ya lader!" tu Mel, bud hur wuz 'gnorin' me 'gain, bud I did nod mind cuz I kno' whut flabour hur r an' I r nod tellin'!! BOLBOL :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Big 'Mergency</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/733198</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 19:36:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hang on, pupses. Dis r nod gonna be pwetty, bud yu need kno' da twoof 'bout da kinda stuffs dat habb ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hang on, pupses. Dis r nod gonna be pwetty, bud yu need kno' da twoof 'bout da kinda stuffs dat habbens when...well, it jus' habbens, so wissen up!

Dere I wuz, fwat out on da opewatin' table, wif my LWD gutz spwead all ober da pwace! Why? yu mite be finkin'. Well, dat r nod 'portant. Da main fing r dat dere wuz bwood, WOTZA bwood an' dat bet wuz duin' hur bery bestest tu save my LWD life cuz, yu kno', dat r whut dem du. 

Anyfur, it wuz tuch an' go dere fur a while.  My hole life fwashded afore my eyeses. Furst, I wuz a tiny lil' pubby, twyin' find fudz an' duin' my bestest tu surbibe in dose Highwands ob Scotwand, where I wuz bornded! Den I wuz widin' my bike ober tu a nu home callded Canada an' den I wuz hangin' out wif Bob, my bweeder/bwoomer guy, dwinkin' WEALLY gud Scotch an' eatin' haggis...which I heer r also a gud substitute if yu need sumfing gwoss an' ded tu woll in out in yur yard :D Bud I digwess...

So...back tu da bwood an' gutz! All ob a sudden da bet sed :"OMG! I'm supposed to be shoe shopping right now! I should get going! Zaidie, can you finish this up by yourself?"

"Ob corse I can, Dogtor Gibson! Jus' weabe it tu me!"

                              ********

"HunBun, what are you doing in there?"

"Uh, hi, Momma. I r jus' witin' a diawy entwy."

"Okay. Are you telling your friends that the vet checked you, inside and out and thinks that the night-time urka-gurkas are possibly due to your little tummy being empty and that a bigger snack before bed might help? And I'm sure they'd like to know that she considers you to be the healthiest and happiest LWD she has ever known, Zaidiecakes ♥"

"yes, Momma." *eyeroll*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hey, you pupses!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/732898</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 12:02:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>HA :D Tricked you! 

This is Zaidie's Momma, stepping in for the Z-pup today, as he is not feeling ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ HA :D Tricked you! 

This is Zaidie's Momma, stepping in for the Z-pup today, as he is not feeling well :( It's a long story, but the short version is that he'll be going to the 'Bet's Obbice' tomorrow. We hope that she will be able to figure out what's wrong, especially because the Bodka Dwip™ is getting worn out and Zaidie's unable to fix anything right now.

The reason for this short entry is to find out who would like to be featured in an 'End ob Summer Pawty at Zaidie's Disco an' MEATZ™Emporium' diary entry. If you'd like to be included, please leave a comment. That's it! 

Zaidie hopes to get it written ASAP, but you should probably not expect to read it before the end of August. Yes, it's a lot of pressure for a LWD, but he could use a challenge right now because I'm making him crazy and he needs an outlet. "Fanks, yu pupses!" says Z-pup from his cooling station under the china cabinet ♥ ❀ ☀

P.S. I'll cap the limit at 25 pup pals, okay??]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Da Z.O.T.M&amp;trade; MEATZ&amp;trade; an' Gweetz Tour, 2011 ~ Part 3 ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/732654</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:31:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/732654</guid>
		<description>*At da end ob Part 2, I wuz on my BwackBerry, tawkin' wif Barf, my cowweague at Channel 5 Nues, tell ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *At da end ob Part 2, I wuz on my BwackBerry, tawkin' wif Barf, my cowweague at Channel 5 Nues, tellin' him 'bout da danger I wuz in*

"Uh, Zipper? Ziegfeld?? Who is this, please?"

"Barf! It r me, Zaidie. Wemember? I r da feeld weporter fur Channel 5 nues, 'cept I r nod in a feeld wite now."

*whispers* "I'm on the air, idiot!"

"Hey! Dat r nod nice, Barf! Here I r, stuckded in a hot car on a bery hot morning an' da windows r cwoseded an' yu r jus' gonna 'gnore me??? Why I otta...GRRRRRRRRRRRR"

"Wait. What? Where are you??"

"I r twyin' ged 'cwoss da border tu ged tu MN tu see my speshul kidses an'..."

"We're going live to air in 3..2..1"

"So, Zephyr, you're tellin' me that you are in a car and the windows are closed?"

"Dat r whut I sayded, Barf."

"Where are you?"

"I r in a hot car an'..."

"No, Zohar, where is the car??"

"OH!! BOLBOLBOL! It r wite here at da border, whereber dat r an'...HEY! Wait a minit!!!  BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK"

"WHAT'S GOING ON, uh, Zilch??"

" I r ZAIDIE, Barf, an' sum guy jus' cameded ober tu dis car, unwockded it an' TAKEDED MY SPESHUL FUDZ!! Hey, Mister! GED BACK HERE! BARKBARKBARKBARK"

"Okay, Zaidie? Is that your name?"

"Yup, dat r it, Barf! Zaidie Webi Gee. Gud werk!"

"What just happened?"

"Sum cwown in a uniform steelded my fudz. Now whut I r gonna du??"

"Zaidie, our IT guys managed to hook up a satellite camera to the satellite radio in your car! We can see you now!"

"OMD! See my nu ZOTM™ collar? Hansum, huh?"

"Uh, yeah, you look great! We're going to stay on the air with you until you get out of that car, okay?"

"Fanks, Barf. I r geddin' kinda sweepy an' it r tuff tu bweaf, tu."

"Folks, as we understand it, this LWD, Zaidie, our Southwestern Ontario field reporter..."

"'Cept I r nod in da feeld dis day, Barf."

"Right. Anyway, he finds himself in a horribly dangerous situation - a locked car on a very hot day!"

"How long have you been there, Zaidie?"

*yawn* "A coupla decades I fink or maybe half a hour...I need a nap. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"NO! Stay awake, little guy! Is there anything you can throw at a window, so you can break out??"

"Hmmm. OMD, YEAH!! Momma's wuggage! Hang on a minit! "

*jumps into the back of the ZOTM™, moves stuff around, cracks open the vodka (jus' kiddin', pupses :D), grabs the suitcase and drags it over to his carbed/seat thing*

"Dis shood werk, Barf!! Dadda tellded hur dat if dem wuz fwyin' tu MN dis time, 'stead ob dwibin', him wood WEFUSE tu pay fur hur oberwait bag! Hur sayded..."

"Zaidie! Just throw it now, PLEASE!"

*picks it up*

"Aw, Barf, bud if I bweak dis window all my pawsum LWD nose art r gonna be wost fureber!"

"DO IT!"

*sigh* 'Kay." *hurls it towards the window*

                   
                    

"Wow. I did it.."

"Zaidie, GET OUT NOW! GO, LWD, GO!"

"I r out, Barf! An' I...OMD! Here comes my Momma! Hur r WUNNIN' WIKE DA WIND tuwards me an' I see Dadda an' Gwamma, tu, 'cept dem r nod wunnin'. Oh, an' Gwamma r TAWKIN'! BOLBOLBOL!"

"HUNBUN!! Are you okay, my sweet??? OMD!"

"I r fine, Momma, bud wet's nod du dat 'gain, 'kay? It wuz kinda skeery an' stuff. An' anyway, whut da woof r I gonna eat when I r at my speshul kidses howse??? Dat meen guy steelded my fudz!!"

"It's okay, HunBun. It's all worked out and we are taking your food with us! If the first guy had been able to read, he would have SEEN that your food is made in the US and all this could have been avoided! It's over now, so let's get back on the road, okay???"

"Shur, Momma ♥ Yu need me set up yur Bodka Dwip™? No, I'll be okay, LWD, but thanks ♥"

                   ~Dis r da end, pupses!Fanks fur weading~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bedder late dan neber...Part 2 ob Zaidie's MEATZ&amp;trade; an' Gweetz Tour, 2011 :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/731790</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 20:11:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>Ok...So where I wuz? Oh, yeah.

Aftur da border patwol occifer tellded Momma, Dadda an' Gwamma tu  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ok...So where I wuz? Oh, yeah.

Aftur da border patwol occifer tellded Momma, Dadda an' Gwamma tu go wif him, weabe da dog AN' cwose da windows, Momma sayded tu Dadda :"We can't close all the windows! It's too hot and we're parked right in the sun."

"Close the windows," him sayded 'gain. I starded barkin' wike a wunatic cuz I habded NO idea whut da heck wuz goin' on. All I knowded wuz dat my peepoles wuz walkin' way fwum me an' I wuz skeerded! Momma wuz skeerded, tu - so skeerded, in fact, dat hur cood nod eben cwy, which r whut wood normawwy habben in a situmatayshun wike dis.

Dem followded da occifer ober tu a building. Him wentded in an' den cameded wite out sayin',"We need to be over there." In da meemtime, Momma cood heer hur LWD BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKIN' hims lil' head off an' it bwokeded hur heart :(

Dem followded da guy tu anuber buildin' an' wentded in. Him takeded Dadda's Z.O.T.M™ keys cuz, cwearwy, dem wuz a huge flite wisk. Him wentded intu yet anuber obbice an' den cameded back, sayin',"I'm going to go get the bag of dog food from your car. Where is it?"

"It's on the driver's seat, but there's also a frantic dog in there who sounds ferocious, but isn't. He's just scared."

"The dog in the car is FEROCIOUS?? Am I going to be okay??"

"I'm pretty sure he'll be more frightened of you than you will be of him."

Da occifer went out tu da parkin' lot, while Momma, Dadda an' Gwamma standed 'wound in a big woom fillded wif all kindza peepoles an' line-ups an' noise an' junk. Momma wuz finkin':"All this over a bag of dog food which was MANUFACTURED in the US, but for some ridiculous reason, we can't take across the border back into its country of origin? Aren't there more pressing matters for them to be dealing with at the border?"

Appawentwy nod, Momma.

I stoppded barkin' wong 'nuff tu catch my bwef an' diggded intu my secwet pocket tu ged my BwackBerry. Da heet hab messded wif it an' all da numbers, 'cept one, hab disappearded...every number 'cept Barf's, my gud fwiend ober at Channel 5 Nueses. I hab nod heerded fwum him since 'Da Day da Sun fellded intu Lake Huron', so I 'cided tu gib a call an' see if him cood help us. "Hey, Bark! Dis r Zaidie! How yu r duin', my fwiend?"...

                 ***********************************

Du nod furged tu come back tu find out whut da heck r gonna habben nexx!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis r a test...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/731357</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 9 Aug 2011 07:43:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>ob da Zaidie 'mergency bwoadcast system. If dis entwy duz *nod* ged eated by dose innernetses, I r g ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ob da Zaidie 'mergency bwoadcast system. If dis entwy duz *nod* ged eated by dose innernetses, I r gonna be witin' Part 2 ob, yu kno', sumtime dis day. Stay tuneded, pupses. 

It r wainin' here, FINAWWY, an' I du nod du wain, so Momma shood hab pwenty ob time tu type fur me, wif one finger. :D BOLBOL!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Da ZOTM&amp;trade; MEATZ&amp;trade; an' Gweetz Tour, 2011 ~ Part 1~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/730766</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 3 Aug 2011 11:20:06 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>*This is a true account of the first day...except for the obvious :D *

So dere I wuz, sweepin' an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *This is a true account of the first day...except for the obvious :D *

So dere I wuz, sweepin' an' all curlded up wike a cute LWD donut, when I wuz WUDELY 'wakended by Dadda's 'larm clock.

"Whut da woof, Dadda? It r still dark out. Whut da heck r go on?" 

"This is Road Trip Day, Z-pup! Why else would my mother-in-law/your Grandma be here overnight??? LOL! Soon we will be off to Minnesota and you will be up to your cute, pointy ears in kids!! You love kids, right?"

"OMD!! My speshul MN kidses an' dere Momma, my Auntie Sandra???

"You know it, Zaidie! First dibs on the shower!"

Momma takeded me outside fur - yu kno'-. It wuz still dark out, but all ob a sudden, 'bout 6 feetz fwum me on my weash wuz one dose pwetty bwack an' white kitties! I jus' wantded say "HI!" bud Momma maded a weerd noize an' hur pickded me up SO fass dat my LWD head wuz spinnin' :O

"Momma! Keep yur pantses on, wady! I wuz jus' gonna say hi tu da pwetty kitty."

"Zaidie! That was NO kitty! It was a SKUNK and that's the LAST thing we need to have happen today. That was TOO close! OMG!!"

We wentded back inside an' I habded bwekfus. Den Dadda putted on my nu ZOTM™ MEATZ™ an' Gweetz Tour, 2011 collar!! It wooked STUNNINGWY hansum 'wound my LWD neck. Da wuggage wuz awweady in da car, so we pileded in an' off we wented. Momma sitted in da back wif me, so dat Gwamma wood be more comfy in da fwont, 'side Dadda! BOLBOLBOL!!! Also, Momma geds a mild case ob whipwash when I r in da backseat an' hur r in da fwont cuz hur r constantwy turnin' hur head tu wook at me, Zaidie, so it wuz one dose win-win situmatations :D

Aftur a coupla weekses or hourses we wuz at da border tu da USA at Port Huron, Michigan. A man fwum a car ahead ob us wuz taken 'way in handcuffses :O We thinkded dat we wuz ok cuz we habded no dwugses ('cept Momma's, bud dem r nod iwwegal!) an' we habded no uber bad stuffs in da car. Da customs obbicer sawded me as soon as we dwibeded up tu hims boof. Him askded where we wuz goin', so Dadda tellded him. Den da obbicer sayded :"And you are travelling with a dog, I see."

I yellded,"Gud eyesite, dood! Now ged outta da way!! We r headed tu MN! Hit it, Dadda! Hit dat gas pedal HARD!!!"

"Do you have dog food with you?"

"Ob corse we du!! Whut yu fink I r gonna eat fur 2 weekses in MN? Buggies? OMD, mister!"

Den Dadda sed: "Yes, we have his food with us. It's in the back."

"Shut off the engine, open the trunk from here and give me your keys."

"Dadda! Yu du nod need du ANYFING dis cwown tells yu tu du! Wet's ged goin' ! Dis r messin' bigtime wif my poddy sked-yool!"

Da obbicer founded my fudz, despite da fact dat da back ob da ZOTM™ wuz fillded tu capacity wif Momma's an' Gwamma's wuggage an' junk! When r dem eber gonna wern how pack pwoperwy???

Him readed da bag ob my fudz an' dem him sayded :"Okay, lamb and brown rice by Natural Balance. I can't see where this is made, but you can not bring lamb products into the US. You can either surrender it to me here OR I can make a call over to Agriculture Inspection and they can handle this situation."

While Momma weaded my fudz bag an' sawded dat it r *MADE IN CALIFORNIA*, we dwibeded ober tu anuber obbicer whu wuz wavin'at us. "Hi, mistur!! We r headin' tu MN an' yu r makin' me BERY angwy. We hab a sked-yool, ya kno'- pwaces tu go, peepoles tu see! Ged a moobe on!"

"Leave the dog food in the car. Bring your wallets and purses with you. Give me your passports. Close the windows and leave the dog."

"Whut da WOOF? R yu NUTZO AN' cwazee, Mistur??? It r onwy 8am, bud it r awweady 6 fousand degwees in da shade! It r 'gainst da waw tu weabe a LWD or ANY pup in a car when it r stinkin' hot out! Where yu went tu skool? Walmart??? Why I otta...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

Momma wuz geddin' histericable, bud hur keepded it on da inside cuz hur did nod wanna be shooted or sumfing. Dem gwabbded dere stuffs, weabeded me an' my fudz in da ZOTM™. Momma sayded,"John, open a window. He'll suffocate!"

"Close all the windows and leave the dog. Come with me." ☠
                       
                      

                  *Get ready for Part 2, coming soon*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Files</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/730745</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 3 Aug 2011 07:45:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>We kno' dat we hab nod yet witten 'bout our abbentures in da ZOTM&acirc;&cent; an' we 'pologize fur dat. It r  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We kno' dat we hab nod yet witten 'bout our abbentures in da ZOTM™ an' we 'pologize fur dat. It r comin', we pwomise. In da meentime, here r da latest nues : I hab habded da urka-gurkas™ 2 nites in a row. Momma sez it r jus' files, bud I du nod wemember any paper an' junk comin' out. 

Anyfur, hur wemembers when Dwober fwum Idunno wuz urka-gurkaing™ in da nite an' him wuz bwingin'up files, tu. 

"Yes, Momma?...Oh, BILE, nod files." 

Oh, I ged it now - it wuz nasty yellow junk callded bile an' I wuz fine aftur an' wentded wite back tu sweep. Cood it weally be as simple as da fact dat my lil' Westie belly r empty an' needses sum fudz? Anypup?]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pupses!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/730025</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:45:13 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r still in MN an' it r hot, sticky an' stinky :( Bud du nod werry cuz I r dwinkin' wotza water an' ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r still in MN an' it r hot, sticky an' stinky :( Bud du nod werry cuz I r dwinkin' wotza water an' Momma r keepin' constantwy hydwated wif da all-nu 'Twiple Bodka Dwip ™'. 

It werks pwetty gud, bud sumtimes hur jus' needs go fur a BERY fass, long walk tu 'ttempt tu weduce stwess. Da bugs here make hur almost as CWAZEE/nutzo as Gwamma makes hur, so hur r kinda on da ceilin' most ob da time :O

I hab beended duin' my bery best tu ged on dis Dogster fing e'by day, bud I kno' dat I hab missded wotza stuffs. I r wookin' furward tu usin' my desk top 'puter at home cuz da scween on dis darn waptop r onwy 15 inches! Dis r almost wike campin':D BOL! I wood nod wanna pack up dis howse tu camp in, doe, cuz it r kinda big :O

I r still WUNNIN' WIKE DA WIND, upstairs an' downstairs an' 'wound an' 'wound, fru da pwaywoom an' da chitchen, fru da da wibbin' woom an' da 'puter woom, which Momma calls da 'Call Centre' cuz we all du our 'puter stuff dere an' dere r 4 'puters :D 

Da sniffin' here r toadawwy pawsum an' since at home I neber ged tu wook out a window at da stweet, I can sit fur hours at da fwont door here or outside (wif superbishun), barkin' at all kindza stuffs, wike uber doggies an' kidses on bikeses an' wollerbwaders an' da mail wady in hur car!...? Hey. How hur gib out tweetses if hur r dwibin' an onwy stoppin' at da mailboxes which r at da end ob each dwibeway? Hmmm...

We r hedin' fur Canada an' Zaidie's pwace on Sadurday. It r gonna be BERY tuff tu weave, bud we hab helpded WOTZ an' buyded WOTZ an' we r gonna be back sumday ♥ I r pwobabwy gonna stay wif Bob nexx time an' dat r fine wif me. Bark wif yu when I can, yu pupses!! Wuff yu an' miss yu :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOO-HOO an' BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK an' MEATZ&amp;trade;!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/729397</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 10:40:13 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hi, pup palses! I r still here in MN an' it r still stinkin' hot. Nod dis day, bud yes'day wuz a LIL ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi, pup palses! I r still here in MN an' it r still stinkin' hot. Nod dis day, bud yes'day wuz a LIL' bid kewler, doe.
Da kidses r *nod* heer fur a coupla dayses cuz @#@$%$#$% r demandin' tu see dem WAY more dan him oosuawwy duz cuz we r here. Dem dint wanna go, bud dem habded no choice. Dem wuz also NOD here when we awwibeded on Sat'day. It sux :( cuz we ALL miss dose kidses. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR at $#@#$#@&...

I hab taken ober as head ob secuwity here, barkin' when sumone r at da door or comes down da dwibeway in a car or on a bice'kle or goes past in a car or walkses past. My speshul kidses wive in a nayberhood where all da howses hab a coupla acres an' pupses here du NOD wear weashes on walkses, bud most ob dem hab inbisible fences in dere yards so dem will nod wander off an' junk. 

Sum r bery gud off weash an' sum r nod :D 'Corse I r neber off-weash, bud dat r cuz I r in charge an' need set a gud 'xample fur e'bypup :D

Dis nite we r goin' tu a nice fwiendses' howse fur dinner! Dem wuff me, Zaidie!! AN' we r gonna go fur a wide in a boat! "Momma? Whut r a boat??? R I gonna wike it?"

"Well, HunBun, it's like a car, but it travels on water."

"Momma! I du nod wanna ged wet!!!"

"You won't get wet, Puppy-Butt, but you'll wear your life jacket to be safe, okay?"

"Sure, Momma. As wong as I du nod need wear dat puffy, orange an' bwack fing wif a handle dat makeses me feel wike a sootcase!" :D :D :D

I oberheerded sumone say dat dem r gonna be burnin' WEEL STEAK MEATZ™ fur dinner!!! I gess I shood turn up da charm an' cuteness tu wecord-bweakin' levels, wite pupses? BOLBOLBOL! Bark wif yu lader! Wuff yu an' miss yu WOTZ ♥ ❀ ☀

P.S. Geff whut!!!! I habded Fwosty Pawses fwum da store fur da bery furst time wast nite!!! Can yu say "PAWSUM an' 'licious"???"
Also, dere r a picnic on my page with hawtdawgses an' burgers an' ice cweem!! PWEEZE - helb yurselbeses!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh, cwap :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/729028</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 16:34:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis day, in da mornin', I wited a bery long diawy entwy 'bout bein' here in MN wif my speshul kidses ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis day, in da mornin', I wited a bery long diawy entwy 'bout bein' here in MN wif my speshul kidses an' stuff. I lostded it in dat huge uniberse ob da innernetses an' wite now I r tu 'hausted tu wite much.

Anyfur, I r habbin' da BESTEST time eber here in MN, eben doe it r WAY tu hot, sticky an' stinky. I hab beended on only 3 lil' walkses so far since we getted here.."When we ged here, Momma? I furgotted.." 

"It was Saturday night at 11:45pm, HunBun. We left the house at 6:15am the same day, so it was a VERY long day for all of us. You were such a good little traveller, though! We were so happy and proud of you, sweet boy ♥"

"Uh, fanks, Momma!" *blushes*

I need a nap wite now, afore I go bed :D Bark wif yu lader, my fwiendses ♥

P.S. If yu r hot, sticky an' stinky an' yu wanna kewl down, it r snowin' on my page :D  Weally!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OY BEY... R we dere yet? :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/728615</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:03:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well, my fwiendses, I did nod ged tu spend tu much time on here on dis Dogster-fing dis day an' fur  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, my fwiendses, I did nod ged tu spend tu much time on here on dis Dogster-fing dis day an' fur dat I r bery sowwy :( Wif Momma on da ceilin' an' me, Zaidie, needin' tu wetwofit da Bodka Dwip™ tu counter da effectses ob gwabity, I habded bery liddle time.

Bud da Zaidie-On-Da-Town Mobile™ r packded, finawwy! It takeded Dadda a coupla hours tu du it cuz Momma an' Gwamma (whu r comin' wif us on our woad twip tu MN :O) want/need take TU MUCH STUFFS an' Dadda wuz BERY stwessded out :( Den, aftur Gwamma wemoveded a coupla fweaters fwum *one* ob hur bags, Dadda sayded :"Oh, thanks. This will make a HUGE difference :D " Den him waffded! BOL!

All ob us r goin' tu bed now cuz we r geddin' up BERY way tu early. (I r sendin' dis fwum my iPad-fing an' Dadda r sweepin' wite 'side me!) Him r so cute when him r sweepin' :)

My speshul kidses r SO 'cited 'bout us comin' tu bisit dat dem keepded Skypin' Momma all day, askin' questshuns 'bout stuffs we can du wif dem an' if we can go tu *dis* store an' *dat* store an' see *dis* moovie or *dat* one an' go tu da beech an' eat in sum westauwants an' all kindza stuffs :)

Dem an' dere Mom hab habded a BERY tuff year wif #@$%$#@# an' it r gonna still take time tu ged used tu fings. Also, da kidses need bisit wif %$#@#$&% an' dem du nod wike it :( 'speshully cuz dem will nod be at home when we ged dere :(

Howeber, we r gonna hab FUN!!! Pawsum BIG F-U-N!! So much fun dat we all mite 'splode or sumfing :O
Anyfur, I need go tu sweep now. Take care ob yur famblies an' wemember dat, eben if I miss a DDP or Diawy ob da Day or a birfday or sumfing (doe I will twy HARD tu nod miss nuffin), it duz NOD meen dat I du nod wuff yu...cuz I du ♥ ALL ob yu ♥ ❀ ☀]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>We r duin' WHUT?!?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/728400</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 17:50:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Zaidie, where are you, HunBun?&quot;

 &quot;I r in da baffwoom, Momma!&quot;

 &quot;What are you doing in there?&quot; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Zaidie, where are you, HunBun?"

 "I r in da baffwoom, Momma!"

 "What are you doing in there?"

 "Uh...nuffin!? Whut yu r duin' out dere, Momma?"

 "Zaidie Levi Gee, get out here, please!"

 "Jus' a minit, Momma. I r gibbin' Kitty Cuz a baff. I r almost dunded."

   "What the....?" *runs to the bathroom*

   "Zaidie!! Why is Kitty Cuz in the toilet?? Get him out of there NOW!"

"Momma! Him r habbin' a tubby! Wook - him wikes it :D"

  "Give Kitty Cuz to me and wash your paws, young man. Then come out to the kitchen, so I can talk to you."

  "'kay, Momma :( I gess I r in big twubble now, huh?"

  "No, you're not, but you can't wash things in the toilet, Zaidie-pup. That's disgusting. Wash paws, please!"

  *splish, splash, splish, splash*

  "I hear a lot of water being messed with for just a couple of LWD paws!"

  "Wook, Momma! See how cween dem r?"

  Gud werk, HunBun! Now listen - how would you like to go on a road trip?"

  "To where, Momma? Da beech? Gwamma's howse? Da gwocewy store?"

  "How about we go to Minnesota to have a visit with your special kids and your Auntie S.? Sound like fun?"

  "OMD...Weally???? An' we can hab sweepobers at dere howse an' du wotza fun stuffs an' go fur walkses an' pway in dere big yard an' wun 'wound an' bark an' stuffs???"

  "You got it, dude!"

  "OMD!! When we r goin'?? I need ged packin'! OMD!! Whut I shood take??? Ok...Kitty Cuz an' my pwatypus an' my wadybug an' my uber Cuz toyses an' my kill-a-skwerl fing!"

  "Zaidie, don't call it that, please. It's Hide-a-Squirrel."

  "Whuteber, Momma!! An' I r gonna take all my Wubbas an' my Water Wubba, in case I go fwimmin'!"

  "You don't like getting wet, so how can you go swimming?"

  "MOMMA!! 'nuff wif da detailses!! An' I need pack WOTZA tweetses cuz dat r whut yu du on baycayshun - eat tweetses an' du fun stuffs an' burn MEATZ™! Momma, where I r gonna be sweepin'?"

  "You can sleep with Dadda and me in the guest room downstairs. How does that sound? And we're taking your clubhouse with us, so you can have a place to chill-out in, whenever you want, okay?"

  "Dis r gonna be pawsum, Momma!! I r gonna miss my Dogster fwiendses, doe :("

  "Well, you'll have your laptop with you, right? And, if it works out, you will get to meet some more Dogster friends! Remember when Riley, Caileigh and their Dad came to visit you?"

  "Yeah! Dat wuz FUN!! Whu I r gonna meet in Minnefota???"

  "You tell me! Who lives in Minnesota?" 

  "Uh...wate a minit. Du nod tell me!!...OMD!!!! Bacon an' Beanie an' an' an' an'...IZZY??? My bestest gurl, Izzy??? Big Orange Izzy?? Da Sisfur ob my mentor, da Pawsum an' pawtacuwar Ernie George, Don ob Sunset Woad, da kewlest guy EBER?? OY BEY :O Yu r nod kiddin' me, wite, Momma??"

  "Nope."

  "WOW! Dis r gonna be da pawsumest summer E-B-E-R!!!"*thud*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Z-pup's  BIG, HUGE, BERY FUN DAY :D ~Part 5~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/728048</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 11:33:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>&quot;...dis r a HUGE cwisis an' yu need start sendin' MEATZ&amp;trade; cuz we r in da dark, on dis beech an' ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "...dis r a HUGE cwisis an' yu need start sendin' MEATZ&trade; cuz we r in da dark, on dis beech an' we can nod eben find da coolers our peepoles fillded wif fudz an' stuffz :O
 
Pweeze send it tu : Lost Pupses c/o da Doggie Beech, 'tario, Canada. Fank yu fur yur help an' yu will ged a tax weceipt wif donations ob 10 poundses or more...HEY! Whut r go on????

Peepoles at home! Da Sun r suddenwy back in da sky an' shinin' bwightwy!! Yu herd it here furst - da sun, in da lake jus' moments 'go, r now back where it bewongs. Dis r UNBEWIEBABLE, peepoles!

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK"

"Hey, Zorro! What's with all the barking?"

"Oh, Barf! Jus' call me Z-pup, 'kay? All da pupses r SO bery habby dat dem can see 'gain!! Our coolers r still missin' so PWEEZE keep sendin' MEATZ&trade; tu da 'Save da Lost Pupses fwum Starbation c/o da U.N. Geneva, Switzerwand...'Scuse me, My Bwackberry r wingin' 'gain..
Yes. Okay. WHUT?? It wuz WHUT?? Dis r an OUTWAGE!" *click*

"Barf, we now kno' da weason fur no Sun in da sky. It did NOD fall intu da lake. It wuz blockded out by a...OY BEY...a toxic cloud ob kitty junk an' fur an' catnip bref an' litter box stink fwum a neerby kitty bwoomin'/boardin' pwace, ober on hiway sebenty-seben! OH, DA DOGMANITY! *thud*

"On behalf of the LWD and the entire Channel 5 news team, this is Bartholomew Nolan, signing off and reminding you that, if it's news, we're on it like flies on *BEEP*!! Until next time!"

                           ~The End~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oy Bey!!! :O</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/727815</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 8 Jul 2011 06:36:43 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/727815</guid>
		<description>It wood appeer dat I r stuckded in sum kinda Dogster time warp or sumfing! HALP!! I r a DDP 'gain! H ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It wood appeer dat I r stuckded in sum kinda Dogster time warp or sumfing! HALP!! I r a DDP 'gain! H-A-L-P!!

PWEEZE du nod send me stuffs, 'kay, pupses?? If yur finger r ITCHIN' tu hit da giff buddon, pweeze find a pup whu habs no sign ob wuff an' fwiendship on hims page, 'kay??? Dat wood be PAWSUM an' make my lil' Westie heart 'splode wiff habbiness an' all dat kinda gud stuffs ♥ Fanks fur weadin' my diawy an' fur makin' me feel speshul by bein' SO nice at me, Zaidie :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Z-pup's BIG, HUGE, BERY FUN Day :D ~ Part 4</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/727596</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 6 Jul 2011 08:01:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/727596</guid>
		<description>&quot;Hey yu pupses! Pwease seddle down an' wissen tu me! Furst we need tu...Wate.. my Bwackberry r wingi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Hey yu pupses! Pwease seddle down an' wissen tu me! Furst we need tu...Wate.. my Bwackberry r wingin'. Jus' hang on, guyses. Hewwo? Yes, dis r Zaidie. Oh, weally?? Dat be gwate!! See yu soon, Barf!

I hab gud nues!! My fwiend an' cowweague, Barf, fwum Channel 5 News r comin' tu dis beech tu du a wive weport 'bout dis hole 'Sun-in-da-Lake'-fing we r dealin' wif here! Jus' hang tite cuz we r gonna figur' dis out. I pwomise."

        ~Meanwhile, over in the Doggie Beach parking lot~

"What am I doing here??"

"Bart, this is news! BIG NEWS! The Sun fell out of the sky? Are you kidding? Biggest news E.V.E.R., my friend!"

"I just don't like working with that Ziegfeld guy. He's a dog, dagnabbit!"

"And that's the beauty part, Bart! Our ratings go SKY HIGH when that LWD is on and it makes you look good, too! Your approval rating soars to at least 4%!! Total win-win and we love WINNING, right?? Now let's do this...Hey, Zippy!! Can you shine a light over here? We can't see you! Zippy? Ah...Ziegfeld??"

"Hey, I r Zaidie, nod Ziegfeld an' Zippy an' junk! My fwashwite jus' wunnded outta power. Follow my lil' Westie boice! Hey! How 'bout I sing??
       ♫ Du a lil' dance
       ♪ Make a lil' wuff
       ♮ Ged down dis nite!
       ♫ Ged down dis nite, BAYBEE!!"

"Okay, okay. Enough. Thanks, LWD!!...Ooops! What did I just step on??"

"Dat wuz one ob my lil' feetz, mister. Where r Barf? We need ged dis show on da woad! Dat r show biz tawk :D"

"This is Bartholomew Nolan, live at the Doggie Beach where the Sun has fallen from the sky and into this lake. I kid you not, people. We're here with our field reporter, Zoltan?...Zigzag?"

"I r Zaidie, Barf, an' I r nod in a feeld dis day. I want da hole werld tu kno' dat dis r a HUGE cwisis an' yu need start sendin'..."

                      ~End of Part 4~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>*Important  'nnouncement*</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/727551</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 5 Jul 2011 18:55:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/727551</guid>
		<description>Dere will be a nu diawy entwy on Wednesday. Dat r nexx day fwum dis day, pupses! I r sowwy 'bout da  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dere will be a nu diawy entwy on Wednesday. Dat r nexx day fwum dis day, pupses! I r sowwy 'bout da deway, bud I hab been habbin' sum isshoes - nod tissues :( wif continuity an' uber literawy junk :D Stay tuneded fur Part 4 ob Z-Pup's BIG, HUGE, BERY FUN Day :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie an'  da DDP!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/727383</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 4 Jul 2011 07:01:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/727383</guid>
		<description>Whut a surpwise it wuz tu wake up an' see dat I r a DDP dis day! It r nod a howliday here in Canada, ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Whut a surpwise it wuz tu wake up an' see dat I r a DDP dis day! It r nod a howliday here in Canada, where I wive, bud I du kno' dat it r a HUGE day in da USA! HABBY 4th ob July tu all my American fwiendses! I hope yu hab wotza fun, pwayin' wif yur famblies an' ged WOTZA tweetses cuz it r a speshul day AN' wotza MEATZ&trade; cuz dat r whut yu du dis day, wite?? Yu burn MEATZ&trade; fur yur pupses!! WOO-HOO :D It r time fur my walk wif Momma! I will wite a WEEL diawy entwy lader, so keep yur pantses on, my fwiends! Wuff yu &hearts;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Z-pup's BIG, HUGE, BERY FUN DAY :D Part 3</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/727194</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 2 Jul 2011 08:59:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/727194</guid>
		<description>So, as I wuz sayin'...Momma's scweam wakeded up Dadda an' me, Zaidie, cuz hur scweamses r W-O-U-D an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So, as I wuz sayin'...Momma's scweam wakeded up Dadda an' me, Zaidie, cuz hur scweamses r W-O-U-D an' dem hurt my lil' Westie earses :( Dadda starded tu ged up an' I sayded,"I handle dis, Dadda. Yu jus' west, 'kay?"

I Westie stwutted outta da tent an' I sawded dat da sky wuz geddin' darker an' darker an' it wuz WAY tu early fur dat :O All da peepoles, an' nod jus' da wadies, wuz scweamin' an' yellin' an' all da pupses on da beech wuz barkin' dere headses off! I wunnded wike da wind ober tu a Chocwit Wab an' askded, "Whut da heck r go on???"

"Hey, LWD! The Sun fell out of the sky and into the lake. No one knows what to do. Our incessant barking is doing NOTHING to fix things. I just don't get it. Barking usually makes everything better...Plus it's so dark that we can't scrounge around for any dropped food without bumping into each other. And there's been no play-bowing - only fights!"

"Wate. I hab an idea." I sayded.

I checkded my secwet pocket an', yes, I DID hab my fwashwite wif me. I turnded it on an' checkded up an' down da beech. Da Wab wuz wite - it wuz K-OS.

I du nod always hab my megafone wif me, bud dis time I did! Whut wuck!! I pullded it outta my secwet pocket an' I thot I sawded sum fudz in dere tu! 

"OMD!!!!"

"Whut??" sayded da Wab.

"Oh, nuffin..." It wuz onwy pocket wint :(

Anyfur, I turnded my megafone on an' starded gibin' instwucshuns tu all da pupses on da beech.

"HEY, yu pupses!! Pweeze seddle down an' wissen tu me, Zaidie!! It r bery cwear dat da peepoles r outta dere weague when it comes tu sumfing CATastwofic wike dis an' I r pwetty shur da a cat or twenny r wesponsible fur dis hole mess. I say we...."

                         ~ End of Part 3 ~

Hang ontu yur pantses, pupses! Dis day I r goin' fwimmin' at Gwamma an' Gwampa's, bud I r NOD geddin' wet. NO WAY!! I be back nexx day. In da meemtime, take care ob yur peepoles an' yurselbses ♥ Wuff yu :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Z-pup's BIG, HUGE, BERY FUN DAY :D - Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/726964</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 07:19:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/726964</guid>
		<description>So...where I wuz?? Oh, yeah!

All ob a sudden...Dadda dwoppded a GINORMOUS hunk ob chiggen :O I di ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So...where I wuz?? Oh, yeah!

All ob a sudden...Dadda dwoppded a GINORMOUS hunk ob chiggen :O I diveded fur it an' Dadda diveded fur it! We smashded intu each uber an' a seagull-fing swoopded down an' takeded it!! I starded barkin' wike a wunatic an' Dadda twied calm me down, bud dat wuz NOD habbenin'! I barkded so wong an' woud dat a cwowd gaferded wound us, wunnerin' whut da heck r go on!

Dadda sayded "Nothing to see here, people. Move on, please." So dem did...I wuz 'hausted by all da 'citement so I 'cided it wuz time fur a lil' nap.

I curlded up 'side Dadda in our lil' beech tent we use fur shade an' we boff fellded fass asweep. Momma wuz out in da sun, werkin' on hur tan an' eatin' more wadermewwon. Hur hi-pitchded scweem wakeded us up!! "OMD! Whut now???"   Stay tuneded :O 

*I r goin' on a woad twip dis day, pupses, so I jus' giveded yu a lil' taste ob whut r nexx in da story ob Z-pup's BIG, HUGE, BERY FUN DAY :) I be back nexx day, 'kay???*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>*Important Nues - Pay 'ttenshun, pupses*</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/726867</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 08:02:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/726867</guid>
		<description>We r takin' a short bweak fwum our story 'bout Zaidie at da beech tu bwing yu dis pawsum nues : Erni ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We r takin' a short bweak fwum our story 'bout Zaidie at da beech tu bwing yu dis pawsum nues : Ernie George r da Dogster Dog ob da Day dis day; Lucy fwum Pordo Wicos r habbin' hur 4th birfday dis day AN' it r International Head Tilt Day fur us pupses!!! Werk it, guyses!! Werk it gud :D Du nod stwain yur neckses, doe! Mabbe Riley will give wessons cuz him r da King ob da Head-Tilt!!

If my secermatary knowded how tu make winks on da 'puter, yu cood go tu dere pages wif da cwick ob a buddon. Unfortumatewy, hur r 'puter-impaired. Still...make shur yu cewebwate e'byfing an' tilt yur head tu make yur peepoles harts melt an' den yu can con dem...ooops, I meen tawk dem intu anyfing yu want!! MEATZ&trade;, ice cweems, walkses, no baffs, no 'bedience, CHEEZ, nu toys an' da ice cube game if dat r how yu woll :D Hab a pawsum IHT day, pupses!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Z-pup's BIG, HUGE, BERY  FUN DAY  :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/726785</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 08:36:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/726785</guid>
		<description>So, dere we wuz in da all-nu Z.O.T.M.&acirc;&cent; (Zaidie On the Town Mobile&acirc;&cent;), jus' dwibin' awong da hiway ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So, dere we wuz in da all-nu Z.O.T.M.™ (Zaidie On the Town Mobile™), jus' dwibin' awong da hiway, headin' tuwards da bestest doggie beech in da HOLE WERLD, when all ob a sudden, we wuz dere!!! I gess I musta dozeded off fur a bit or sumfing :D

Soon as we entered da park, Dadda lowerded my winnow so I cood stick my head out a bit an' breaf in da salty sea air! It weminded me ob my years in da Woyal Navy, way back when I wuz jus' a lil' wee guy fwum dose Highwands ob Scotwand ♥ Why, I wemember one day...   

"Lake Huron isn't an ocean, Zaidie. It's one of the Great Lakes. No salt."

Anyfur, I sniffded an' snorted while we zigzaggded frew da park, on our way tu 'Beach Area #1', da onwy pwace outta 9 sexchuns where us pupses r 'llowded tu be :( Bud each sexshun r a coupla kilometres long, so dere r wotza space fur e'by peepole an' pup! 

Soon as we pullded intu da parkin' area, I wuz a CWAZEE/NUTZO barkin' 'chine!! "We r here! WE R HERE!! WE R HERE, FINAWWY!!!" Den I sawded a coupla uber pupses an' I starded barkin' eben WOUDER an' I wuz still in my carseat-fing :D "Wet me OUTTA here!!!"

Well, Momma an' Dadda needed use da poddy an' change intu dere baffin' suitses an', OY BEY, it takeded WAY tu long cuz I wuz pwacticawwy FWANTIC by da time we wuz on da twail, wif all our stuffs, headed tu da BEECH!!! Appawentwy, it r nod ezee tu cawwy all our junk AN' hab me on my weash when I r so 'cited while we r walkin' uphill on a sandy twail :O Whu knu'?

We walkded an' walkded fur elebenty mileses or sumfing an' finawwy Momma sed :"This looks good." Dem dwoppded da stuff an', twenny decades lader, we wuz all set up an' weady fur our day at da beech...It wuz nod bizzy at all cuz it wuz nod a howliday, jus' a weguwar Monday dat Dadda takeded off fwum werk tu be wif Momma an' me, Zaidie ♥ ♥ ♥

Furst I wanted tu chek out da lake, so I puttded my fwont paws in an' stoppded in my twacks."Hey, yu did nod say anyfing 'bout geddin' wet dis day! Whut da heck??" Uber doggies wuz passin' by on dere way tu dere own spot on da beech. I did NOD bark, bud I shur tuggded on my weash! Yu mite be finkin', "Z-pup! Why yu need wear yur weash at da beech?". Well, mostwy cuz my pawents r da CWUELEST peepoles tu eber hab a pup. Oh, an', *appawentwy* I hab 'issues' wif bein' 'bedient an' junk :( 

Dere wuz all kindza pupses at da beech dat day : a Husky, a hole herd ob Fweckleses!!, a Boxer-pup, German Shepherds an', a course, Wabs whu spended da hole time chasin' balls an' sticks intu da lake. "Dose clowns du nod kno' whut fun r!!"  "Zaidie, some dogs love to swim and play in the water! You should try it sometime. Doesn't that look like fun???"

"Nope."

Dadda wuz hungwy, so it wuz time fur FUDZ!! I knu' dere wuz chiggen in da cooler cuz I went NUTZO when Momma packded it. Dadda giveded me sum ob my fudz an' den I did da Dance-ob-da-MEATZ™-Depwived-Pup an' snaggded a coupla hunks ob dat tastee stuff. Dere wuz wadermewwon, tu, an' I had sum chunks of dat - absowutewy 'licious! It tasted jus' wike summer ☀

All ob a sudden.... 

                       ~ The End of Part 1 ~
                   Du NOD miss Part 2 - comin' soon!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis nod gud :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/726149</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 07:48:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/726149</guid>
		<description>*ring-ring-ring-ring-ring*

&quot;Zaidie's Daddy's workplace. How may I help you?&quot;

&quot;Hewwo. Dis r Zai ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *ring-ring-ring-ring-ring*

"Zaidie's Daddy's workplace. How may I help you?"

"Hewwo. Dis r Zaidie an' I need speek wif my Dadda pweeze. It r bery 'portant."

"One moment, please." 

*ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring*

"John G. here."

"Dadda, it r me, Zaidie!! An' Momma r bery sick!! Hur r coffin' an' hur froat r BERY sore an' hur finks hur habs a feber cuz hur r all sweaty/shiberin' an' junk!! Oh, no - hur jus' coffded up a wung :O An' Dadda!! Hur coffin' hurtses my lil' Westie earses :O "

"I know she's sick, HunBun, and that's why I asked you to stay home with her today, instead of doing your jury duty. I talked with the courthouse people and you're off the hook this time."

"Dat r gud, Dadda. I wuz kinda goin' in wif my mind maded up, anyway. No kitty r EBER innocent, if yu ask me, Zaidie!"

"Anyway, I have a meeting to get to, Z-pup. Keep takin' care of your Momma, 'kay? I'll see you tonight and we can go for a nice walk."

"'kay, Dadda. We go past da Daiwy Queen 'gain???"

"We'll see, little guy. The odds of a child dropping his cone on your head *again* are pretty slim, though, if that's why you want to go that way, instead of to the river. Go do some zoomies and I'll see you soon. I love you!"

"I wuff yu, tu, Dadda!!" 

*click*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Presentin' da all-nu  ZOTM&amp;trade; ( Zaidie on da Town Mobile )</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/725611</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 10:16:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/725611</guid>
		<description>Ok...so dere I wuz one day earlier dis week, mindin' my own biznuss, duin' da weguwar Zaidie kinda s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ok...so dere I wuz one day earlier dis week, mindin' my own biznuss, duin' da weguwar Zaidie kinda stuffs, when all ob a sudden I wuz haulded outta da howse wif my harness on :O Harness meens woad twip, bud, wate! Dat wuz nod our car in da dwibeway!
 
"Dadda!!! Why yu r openin' da door tu dis stwange behicle?? DU NOD PUD ME IN DERE!!!%$#@#&#%@ an' H-A-L-P :O "

"HunBun, it's okay ♥ This is our new car, little wee guy. Actually, it's not a 'car'; it's an SUV!"

*sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff*

"Hmmmm...yu meen S-YOO-BEE wike da Ernie George Magik 'Splorer Bus ™??? I hab one ob dose jus' fur me, so I can be wike Izzy (♥) an' Beanie an' Bacon an' go on abbentures an' stuffs???"

"Well, yes, Little Fluffy Guy, we are going to have lots of adventures with our new SUV, but it's not an Ernie George Magic 'Splorer Bus™. It's a lot smaller than that, but it's still pretty cool. Your Dadda certainly ventured beyond his comfort zone with this car - you know he's all about the comfort and space of the traditional 'sedan' type of vehicle and, yes, we WILL miss the humongous trunk that our old car had. We will especially miss it this summer when we drive to Auntie S's to visit her and your special kids!"

"Wate...WHUT??? We r goin' on a big woad twip tu MN tu see my kidses an' stay at dere howse an' du all kindza fun stuffs wif dem???? An' dere r no %$#@#$#&^% in da howse now???"

"Yes, well, legally, %$#@#$%$&* is gone, but he's having trouble understanding what no-longer-married-to-you and stop-phoning-here means."

Yu meen dere needs be more lawyer stuff???"

"We hope so, Z-pup :( Things are tough right now and that's why we're going - to be with them and have fun and go places with the kids and do things around the house and yard to help your Auntie S. Won't that be great??"

"OMD!! Dis r da pawsumest nues E-B-E-R :D :D :D :D !!!!!!!!!...Momma, yu fink we mite be able tu bisit sum ob my pup palses whu wive in MN wike Izzy(♥) an' Beanie an' Bacon?????"

"If it works out, yes!"

"OMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMD *zoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoom...*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/725570</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 20:32:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>If it r nod one fing, it r anuber!!! Momma keepded puttin' off witin' in my diawy cuz hur needed ged ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ If it r nod one fing, it r anuber!!! Momma keepded puttin' off witin' in my diawy cuz hur needed ged stuffs done 'wound da howse. Whuteber, Momma!!! Ged yur pwiowities stwait, wady!!

Sunny WEEEEE needs some help wif codes or sumfing??? Hur askded me tu pud dis in my diawy cuz I r a pupuwar guy??? How I nod kno' dis?? Anyfur, I hope dis helps, Sunny Wee! Jus' fur da wecord, my Momma r nod a 'puter geenius, so hur hopes dis r whut yu meended :D

 http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1167817/diary/I_have_a_diary_cause_im_smart_like_that/725498 

I be back nexx day cuz I need tell yu - da ZOTM&trade; r here an' it r PAWSUM!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fings my Momma sez dat makeses me CWAZEE an' nutzo :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/724823</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Jun 2011 15:56:26 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It hab beended *dat* kinda week here, Zaidie's pwace...an' it r nod eben ober yet :O 
Dadda wuz out ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It hab beended *dat* kinda week here, Zaidie's pwace...an' it r nod eben ober yet :O 
Dadda wuz outta town 'til wast nite, bud, all week, it wuz jus' Momma an' me, Zaidie, 'holdin' down da fort', as dem say. Momma habs QUITE a way wif werdses, if yu kno' whut I meen, an' here r sum ob da bestest fwum jus' dis week. I need a baycayshun. :D 

1. "Zaidie, it's only a squirrel."

2. "Didn't I just feed you?"

3. "You think anyone wants to hear you barking like a lunatic?"

4. "No, you don't get a snack for that!"

5. "What part of 'I just fed you' don't you get?"

6. An' dis one r my particuwar fabourite :D "Would you like a snack?"

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Da Case ob da Missin' Ice Cubes :O</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/724639</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 7 Jun 2011 16:53:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It r hot here, Zaidie's pwace. In fact, it r SO hot dat I gwillded sum MEATZ&amp;trade; out on da deck d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It r hot here, Zaidie's pwace. In fact, it r SO hot dat I gwillded sum MEATZ&trade; out on da deck dis nite AN' I dint eben need use any kinda fire. Weally! &#9728; &#9728; &#9728;

Dadda r nod home dis week, so him weaveded me in charge ob e'byfing, incwudin' Momma :D Wast nite we sweepded in da wivin' woom wif da teebee on an' I gotted comfy an' cozy wite on top ob hur so hur wood nod be skeerded durin' da big funnerstorm we habded bery earwy dis mornin'...'cept I needed go -pwibacy, pweeze- wite in da middle ob da storm! We wuz SOAKDED when we came back in da howse. I waffded, bud Momma dint :( Hur needs woosen up :D

Nod dis day, bud yes'day, Momma an' me, Zaidie, fillded up my WAY kewl fwimmin' pool out on da deck. Yeah, it wuz stinkin' hot out dere, bud I needed pwactise fwimmin' an' I weally wanted tu pway da ice cube game! Yu kno' - Momma fills a bowl wif ice cubes an', one atta time, hur frows (wike a gurl :D ) a cube intu da pool an' I dibe in aftur it, about elebenty-fousand times, 'til da bowl r empty! Bery fun!! 'Cept I pileded my ice cubes ontu my towel an' when I wentded ober tu count dem aftur da game, dem wuz gone!! I wookded 'wound tu see if, mabbe, I puttded dem sumpwace else. Nope. 

"Momma!! My ice cubeses! Dem r GONE. Yu see whu takeded dem?"

"There's no one up here except you and me, Hun-Bun &hearts;"

"Momma! Dis r no time fur dat mushy junk. Dis r 'portant - sum pup or peepole steelded my ice cubeses an' I want dem back!"

"Zaidie. No one took your ice cubes. It's hot out. They melted! See the big wet spot on your towel??"

"Yeah, bud I thot I did dat."

"No, that's where they melted and, if you leave your towel there long enough, the water from the ice cubes will evaporate."

"Ebapowate? I neber heerded 'bout dat kinda stuffs, Momma. R it majik or sumfing??"

"No, it's science."

*****************************************************************

'kay, yu pupses. I need yur help! I du nod bewiebe my Momma an' dat cwazee tawk 'bout science. I want my ice cubes back WITE now. Where dem go??? R my bery own Momma yankin' my lil' cute Westie chain???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOO-HOO!! Hot,  bud nod hooman :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/723912</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 1 Jun 2011 09:18:43 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;Uh, Zaidie? The word is humid...h-u-m-i-d...humid.&quot;

&quot;Oh...'kay, fanks, Momma. Yu weally wike all ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Uh, Zaidie? The word is humid...h-u-m-i-d...humid."

"Oh...'kay, fanks, Momma. Yu weally wike all dat spellin' an' gwammar junk, wite??"

"I certainly do, Hun Bun!"

"MOMMA!! Go 'way, pweeze! I need wite a diawy entwy!"

                             ***

When Momma an' me, Zaidie wakeded up dis day, Momma cood tell dat da darn 'midity was GONEDED, so we turnded off da A/C an' opended all da windows an' shutters an' bwinds an' stuff! Now it r WAY windy in my howse an' wind makes me kinda skittish, bud Momma r here wif me an' e'byfing r ok :)

We awweady wentded fur one walk, bud we r also gonna go on anuber one soon as I ged dis diawy entwy wited!! Momma sez hur legs ged more tanneded when hur r walkin' an' dat r OK wif me, Zaidie! 

"We need take sum wader wif us, Momma!"

"Okay, Hun Bun!"

"MOMMA!! Dat r 'nuff wif da HB junk, 'kay?? OMD!"

Gess whut!!! We r geddin' a nu car!! Da car we use all year wound r geddin' kinda old an' dere hab beended SO many fings wong wif it watewy dat Dadda sayded,"Okay, that's it. We need a new car." It r gonna be sumfing callded a S-YOO-BEE. I hab no idea whut dat r, bud as wong as my way kewl carbed/seat-fing fitses in it, I r habby :)

Wast year or sumfing, my gud fwiend, Ernie George, gotted a nu S-YOO-BEE. Him callded it da 'MAGIKAL ERNIE GEORGE 'SPLORER BUS&trade;', I fink. I r gonna call mine da 'ZAIDIE-ON-DA-TOWN-MOBILE&trade;', also knownded as da ZOTM&trade; I r gonna hab sum WAY kewl woad twipses dis summer!! HEY!! How duz dis sound? : da 'Z-PUP 2011 MEATZ&trade; an' GWEETZ TOUR', comin' soon tu a town neer yu!! :D BOLBOLBOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Furnace off an' A/C on, all in a coupla days :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/723762</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 31 May 2011 08:42:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It r stinkin' hot here, Zaidie's pwace! Dis day we r gonna fill my way kewl pool out on da deck an'  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It r stinkin' hot here, Zaidie's pwace! Dis day we r gonna fill my way kewl pool out on da deck an' I r gonna go wakeboardin' an' surfin'!! Lader I r gonna go whale-watchin', tu!!!

It starded ged hot da day Riley an' Caileigh swingded by in Riley's WAY KEWL twabellin' bachelor pad. Momma wuz gwad hur weft da windows open, so Riley an' Caileigh cood du sum bird-watchin' in my 'hood!! I watch da birdies, bud I r nod quiet 'bout it BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK :D Riley an' Caileigh take it BERY sewiouswy, bud dem r pwofesshunals aftur all :D Wite aftur we sayded "BYE!! Nice tu meet yu!!" tu Riley an' Caileigh an' dere Dad, my Dadda closed all da windows an' turnded on da A/C fur da furst time dis yeer!!

Yes'day, I wuz out on da deck wif Momma pwayin' da ice cube game. My pool wuz nod outside, so I wuz usin' sum lil' wectanguwar pwastic tubbie-fing..."Dis r a cute lil' tubbie-fing, Momma. Where yu ged it?"

"Zaidie, that belonged to your kitty brother, Toby."

"Whut him du wif it, Momma??"

"Uh, well...He, uh, kept stuff in it."

"Whut kinda stuffs, Momma??"

"Um...I forget, Zaidie, but Toby loved it and he'd be thrilled to know that you're using it and having fun with it, too!"

"Awww..Dat r so nice, Momma!! I wuz weadin' da uber day 'bout sum meen doggie Momma whu maded hur pup pway da ice cube game in a old, USEDED kitty lidder box!! Can yu bewiebe it??? Oh, da dogmanity :O If dat poor pup eber wecovers fwum such a twauma, it r gonna be sum kinda miwacle or sumfing!!"

"You're right, Zaidie! What kind of thoughtless and cruel PupMom lets her precious pup play in an old kitty litter box???" :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Gess whut!!!!!! :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/723646</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 30 May 2011 09:43:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>C'mon!! Yu gotta gess!! GESS!! Oh, neber mind... :D

So, nod dis day, bud yes'day, Dadda an' me, Z ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ C'mon!! Yu gotta gess!! GESS!! Oh, neber mind... :D

So, nod dis day, bud yes'day, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, wuz watchin' da Indy 500 cuz yu kno' I r all 'bout da fass cars an' speed an' stuff, wite?? An' it r bery fun tu say da name 'Dario Franchitti' cuz, in Italian, da 'ch' soundses wike 'k' an' it soundses wike, "Dawio Fwankitti" when I sez it :D

Anyfur, we wuz watchin' dat an' Momma wuz up an' down an' up wike a woller coaster an' I sayded, "Hey, Momma!! When yu r gonna come in fur a wandin'? Dis wunway ober here r open an' weady fur yu!!" BOL!! Hur gottded a lil' bid upset cuz hur duz nod like how 'xiety-filled hur geds before anyfing habbens, gud or bad. Hur r werkin' on it, bud, pupses, hur sez it r tuff :( Bud dis time it wuz WORF IT!!! 

All ob a sudden, dere wuz a tiny lil' knock on our fwont door! It wuz wike sumone knowded dat I turn intu a CWAZEE/NUTZO barkin' 'chine when sumone r at our door. So, yeah, I starded barkin' an' junk. Dadda pudded on my weash an' Momma opended da door. Dere wuz a bery nice man standin' dere wif a HUGE smile on hims face. Him bended down tu say hi tu me an' I wuz SO habby tu see him dat it wuz wike I knowded him!?! Him patted me WOTZ an' him eben knowded my name : Zaidie! Z-pup!! LWD!!! "Whu r dis guy??? I finkded.

My peepoleses wuz tawkin' wif dis nice man an' afore I knowded it, we wuz out on my stweet an' walkin' ober tu a WAY kewl bachelor pad on wheels! I thot,"OMD...Cood it be?", bud it wuz tuff tu tell cuz da windows wuz tinted an' I cood nod see much. Den I weawizeded,"Well, ob corse da windows r tinted - it r a bachelor pad!!! BOL!" :D Da man wuz bizzy in da bachelor pad fur a minit an' suddenwy, dere dem wuz!! Gess whut!! It wuz Riley an' Caileigh an' da nice man wuz dere Dad, Norm!! OMD!!! I almost passded out, I wuz SO 'cited!! My bery furst Dogster Meet-up an' wif 2 ob da nicest pupses EBER!!!

We all did WOTZA sniffin' an' stuffs, sayin' "HI!!!" tu each uber. Den I sayded,"Hey, pupses!! Yu wuz out walkin' an' stuffs at da 'Walk for Guide Dogs' all mornin', so how 'bout we go intu my howse an' wewax an' ged 'quainted an' stuff, 'kay??" So in we wented :)

Inside we takeded off our weashes an' Riley an' Caileigh 'cided dat dem needed go upstairs fur a minit, so off dem went! I can nod du dose stairs, so I jus' waited 'til dem came back down! Den it wuz time tu show dem 'wound my pwace - yu kno', my windows, my toy box, my cwubhowse, my spot on da chouch, dat kinda stuffs. Dem wuz SO polite - jus' gently sniffin' me an' wookin' wound. Momma hab beended kinda werried 'bout me, Zaidie, wif bigger doggies cuz I wuz skeerded by a big doggie wast week...bud I wuz F-I-N-E :)

We habded tweetses an' Momma gottded us a big bowl ob wader - we shareded it, all 3 ob us :) Riley an' Caileigh founded my toy box an' wuz bizzy chekin' out my stuff. I wuz kewl wif dat! An' Riley an' Caileigh r so tall dat dem cood see out ALL my windows wifout usin' my steps AN' dem did nod eben waff one bit at my short lil' leggies :) It wuz da bestest time E-B-E-R!! Da peepoles chatted 'bout all kindza stuffs, incwudin' Dogster peeps an' pupses an' how WAY KEWL it r dat peepoles fwum ALL OBER DA WERLD kno' each uber cuz ob dere pupses an' dis Dogster pwace :)

Momma askded my Dadda tu be da 'fficial pichur-taker ob da "1st Dogster Meet-up helded at Zaidie's pwace" Momma will ged dose pichurs up sumtime dis day, hur pwomises! Sum ob da pichurs r kinda blurry cuz us pupses move 'wound wotz, bud Dadda did a pwetty gud job documentin' our speshul day ♥ An' it twuly wuz bery speshul. An' Momma an' Dadda wuz bery gwad tu meet Norm an' Riley an' Caileigh whu cood teech me a fing (or 7) 'bout manners an' junk :D "Such good pups!!" my Momma sayded 'bout elebenty-seben times :D I ged it, Momma. I GED IT!! :O

Fanks, Riley an' Caileigh, fur comin' tu my 'hood an' tu my howse an' bwingin' yur Dad so my pawentses cood meet him. It wuz a pweasure tu welcome yu intu our home an' hope dat we will see yu 'gain cuz we r Pup Pals Fureber™]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Woe r me, Zaidie :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/723436</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 28 May 2011 11:25:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Da 'wentses r outside cuz it r nod wainin' wite now. Dadda jus' cuttded da back lawn an' I r stuckde ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Da 'wentses r outside cuz it r nod wainin' wite now. Dadda jus' cuttded da back lawn an' I r stuckded inside cuz da STOOPID gwass r makin' my LWD pawses GWEEN!!! Dadda eben jokeded an' sayded dat I r kinda late fur St. Fatwick's Day! Dis r NOD funny. Ob corse Momma takeded pichurs ob me which hur r gonna show yu pupses lader :( Pweeze du nod waff at me, Zaidie, 'kay?]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Zaidie - Live on Channel 5, Weeknights ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/723389</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 27 May 2011 19:40:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;...And this is Bartholomew Nolan, for the channel 5 news team, wishing you all a good night.&quot;

&quot;3 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "...And this is Bartholomew Nolan, for the channel 5 news team, wishing you all a good night."

"3..2..1. We're off the air! Bart, there's a call for you on line 2."

"Who is it?"

"Not sure. The guy could sure use some grammar lessons, though."

"Oh, crap. It's him. 'Hello. Bart Nolan here'"

"Barf! It r me, Zaidie!! Gess whut!!"

"What now, Zippy?"

"I r Zaidie, nod Zippy an' gess whut, Barf!! I r buildin' a ark cuz it hab beended wainin' here fur weeks an' monfs an' da animals need a safe pwace fur hangin' out an' stuff!!"

"O----kay."

"I cood be on da tee-bee 'gain an' da peepoles cood see da ark an' dem cood send monies so we cood buy MEATZ&trade; an' fudz an' stuffz!"

"So...Where is the ark?"

"It r no wherez, Barf, bud I r in my basement an' I r wookin' at a buncha wood wite here! I cood use dat fur build it!"

"And the animals, Zaidie?"

"I r collectin' dem awweady, Barf!! I hab sum antses an' I eben catchded a coupla skwerlses - 2! Well, one r ded, bud him still counts! Him r nod gud fur chasin', doe :( 
Barf? Yu still dere??" 

"Yes, I r...I mean, YES, yes, I'm still here. Can I get back to you about this, Zeke??

"Shur, Barf, 'cept I r Zaidie :D "

"I'll have my people call your people, okay?"

"Shur! Dat be gwate!! Yu nice guy, Barf! Fanks!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!!! *thud*</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/723235</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 26 May 2011 08:51:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/723235</guid>
		<description>&quot;Zaidie!! What happened, Hun-Bun??&quot;

&quot;Whut?? Where r I?? Whu yu r??&quot;

&quot;Zaidie, it's me, Momma!!  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Zaidie!! What happened, Hun-Bun??"

"Whut?? Where r I?? Whu yu r??"

"Zaidie, it's me, Momma!! You don't remember me??"

"Ah...no, I du nod wemember yu. Got any MEATZ™? MEATZ™ wood help! Yeah, I r pwetty shur dat MEATZ™ r jus' whut I need...BOL!!"

"Hun-Bun...Are you just pretending to not recognize me?"

"Well, yeah, bud Momma - I r a diawy pick dis day an' yu dint ged on da 'puter 'til now an' I wasteded a hole mornin' NOD knowin' I wuz in da Dogster Spotwite!! Dis r nod gud!!"

"Sorry, Hun-Bun!"

"Momma!!! Dat r nuff wif da Hun-Bun junk, 'kay?? Sheesh! An' wook - my fwiendses r sendin' me giffs awweady! I wuff dem so much my lil' Westie hart r gonna 'splode or sumfing :D"

"Should you write an entry about the walk we just had and how the loud trucks and the school bus scared you?"

"NO!! No pup needs kno' 'bout dat, Momma! I will make up sumfing an' wite 'bout it lader dis day :D In da meentime, cood I pweeze hab one ob my tastee Texas Teefpix, Momma??"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wain, wain, go 'way!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/722528</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 19 May 2011 12:38:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/722528</guid>
		<description>It hab beended waining here so much dat it r eben wainin' on my pwofile page! Feel fwee tu take a wo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It hab beended waining here so much dat it r eben wainin' on my pwofile page! Feel fwee tu take a wook, bud yu r gonna need a 'bwella, I fink :D

Here in my countwy callded Canada, it r gonna be a 3 day weekend dis weekend! It r callded (V)Bictoria Day weekend cuz we cewebwate da birfday ob Queen Bictoria whu wuz da Queen ob Engwand a WONG time 'go. Canada r part ob da Bwitish Commonwealf, so dat 'splains dat, I hope :D

Sum peepoles wike tu blow junk up tu cewebwate. Momma sez dat r callded 'firewerks' an' dem r W-O-U-D, bud dem du nod skeer me, Zaidie. It soundses wike a alien inbashun, bud I kno' it r nod.

Wite now, it r nod wainin', bud our gwass needs dwy out afore Momma cutses it. I r wunnin' outta pwaces fur -pwibacy, pweeze- AN' Dadda r still nod feewin' gud :( Hims doctor sez it r a biwus (virus) an' it r gonna be gone when it 'cides tu be gone! Dis day he wentded fur blood werk, so dat if sumfing else r go on, dem will kno' 'bout it.

In da meemtimes, him r sweepin' an' nappin' wotz, bud dis day him starded werkin' fwum home on hims 'puter fur a coupla hours or sumfing. Nexx day him r gonna werk fwum home, tu, an' we all r hopin' dat by Toosday, him can back back tu hims weguwar wootine an' junk.

Momma r geddin' usta habbin' Dadda 'wound 24/7 an' hur knows dat hur habs nuffin tu compwain 'bout AT ALL cuz Dadda r a gud pashunt when him r sick :) We jus' want him tu feel bedder cuz we kno' dat him r missin' walkin' wif me, Zaidie, da mostest ob all da stuffs him can nod du wite now &hearts; &#10048; &#9728;

Oh, wook...It r wainin' 'gain :(]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oy Bey...Whud a week :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/722348</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 17 May 2011 12:17:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r sowwy fur nod bein' 'wound dis Dogster pwace much. Dadda r sick an' hab beended sick since wast  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r sowwy fur nod bein' 'wound dis Dogster pwace much. Dadda r sick an' hab beended sick since wast Fwiday. Him wentded tu da ER yes'day cuz him wuz so dizzy an' junk dat him wuz BERY wurried 'bout himself!!! Dem did tests an' a EKG an' all kindza stuff tu find out whut r go on.
Dem 'cided dat him habs a inner ear disturbance (nod a 'ffection which cood be helpded by med'cine). Da 'fix' fur dis r sweepin' an' westin' an' cuddwin' wif a LWD :) I r on da job!!!
As yu can 'magine, Momma r on da ceilin' wif 'xiety an' junk. Eben da Bodka Dwip&trade; r nod helpin' :O I kno'!! I can nod bewiebe it, iber! 
Also it hab beended wainin' since wast Fwiday, tu, an' our gwass r so long dat my cute lil' Westie belly geds wet when I go out fur -pwibacy, pweeze- :O Yes'day Momma an' me, Zaidie, wentded fur a walk 'tween wain showers an' da pee-mail wuz stacked elebenty-seben deep!! I r still twyin' tu catch up on all ob it!!
It r NOD wainin' yet dis day an' afore Momma went out tu ged sum fudz an' stuff, we wentded walkin' an' I wuz a total sniffin' machine!! As soon as I finish here, tawkin' tu my fwiendses, we r gonna go fur anuber walk! Bud eben when we r out an' I r weadin' da peemailses, all I wanna du r ged home an' help wook aftur my poor, sick Dadda! We hab neber walked so fast on our walkses, Momma sez :D
I wited a haiku fur my Dadda. Yu can wead it if yu wanna &hearts;

                      ~Dadda r sick~
                  
                     Feel bedder, Dadda :)
                     I miss our walks tugefur
                     An' I wuff bacon!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Bewated Birfday, Momma!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/721669</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 11 May 2011 07:27:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My Momma's birfday wuz nod dis day, bud yes'day. &quot;How old yu r, Momma?...WHUT? 'Neber mind' r nod a  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My Momma's birfday wuz nod dis day, bud yes'day. "How old yu r, Momma?...WHUT? 'Neber mind' r nod a number!! BOLBOL Yu so funny, Momma. No, sewiouswy...How old yu r now, Momma??? OMD :O *thud*...Jus' kiddin', Momma :D"

Fur yur enjoyment an' in honur ob my Momma's speshul day, I hab settded up a MEATZ™ buffet ober on my pwofile page! E'vypup, pweeze - help yurself!! If yu wanna uze a plate (BOLBOLBOL!!!) dere r sum ober at da concesshun stand where yu can also ged yur compwimentary bowl ob water!! 

Hab a GWATE Dogster day, e'vypup! Du nod furged, in dis fing callded 'Life', yu need stop an' smell da hydwants - all ob dem :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&quot;Every Woman is a Mother&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/721377</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 8 May 2011 08:33:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/721377</guid>
		<description>Habby Muhfer's Day dis day tu ALL da Moms an' Mommys an' Mommas an' Mums an' Muhfers on dis Dogster- ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Habby Muhfer's Day dis day tu ALL da Moms an' Mommys an' Mommas an' Mums an' Muhfers on dis Dogster-fing ♥ ❀ ☀
I hab no nu werds ob wisdom or stuff 'bout dis speshul day, so I r gonna wepost da bery nice poem I posted wast year on dis bery same day. It r a wuffwy twibute tu all da wadies in da werld, wif an' wifout human kidses :)

~Every Woman is a Mother~

Every woman is a mother
when she holds her hands in prayer for a child,
feeds one when he's hungry,
clothes him when he's cold
or holds him when he's scared;
listens to his hopes and dreams
and tells him the world needs who he is;
smiles when a child walks by
or cries when she knows
just one child is crying somewhere in the world.

The conception for this woman
becoming a mother takes place in her heart
and the delivery comes through her hands.
Every woman carries
the ability and power to change the world
one child at a time.
This birth is not measured in months,
but spans her lifetime.
Every woman is a mother
when she makes a difference 
in just one child.
Have you chosen to be a mother?

Janice Asien LaRosa
copyright 1999

♥ ❀ ☀ ♥ ❀ ☀ ♥ ❀ ☀ ♥ ❀ ☀ ♥ ❀ ☀ ♥ ❀ ☀ ♥ ❀ ☀ ♥ ❀ ☀ ♥ ❀ ☀ ♥ ❀ ☀ &hearts; &#10048; &#9728;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Muhfer's Day, nod dis day, bud  nexx day &amp;hearts; &amp;#10048; &amp;#9728;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/721261</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 7 May 2011 09:14:50 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hi, all yu pupses an' peepoles!!! Dis day we r goin' tu Gwamma an' Gwampa's howse tu cewebwate Muhfe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi, all yu pupses an' peepoles!!! Dis day we r goin' tu Gwamma an' Gwampa's howse tu cewebwate Muhfer's Day cuz dat r how we woll :D

Momma an' Dadda r bery curious tu see how I weact when I wealize dat my cuzin, Woody, r nod dere anymore :( Woody alwayz gweeted me at da fwont door cuz him wuz SO 'cited tu hab bisitors in hims howse ♥ We miss yu, Woody ♥

It will be bery weerd an' stwange nod tu hab Woody out in da yard wif me, tu, watchin' da CWAZEE LWD (dat be me, Zaidie :D) duin' hims twadishunal 'Wound an' 'Wound an' 'Wound an' 'Wound da Pool Zoomies' an' barkin' at da doggies nexx day an' chasin'/tweein' skwerls an' jus' sniffin' all kindza kewl stuffs, all while OFF-WEASH cuz da yard r fenceded-in!!! WOO-HOO!!! Dis r gonna be PAWSUM an' PAWTACUWAR!!!

I weave yu dis day wif a poem-fing I wited a few decades 'go. Enjoy :)


                 I wuff yu, Momma ♥

                     I wuff yu, Momma
                     More dan chiggen an' burgers 
                     An' I wuff bacon!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOO-HOO! Whut a week!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/721049</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 5 May 2011 07:21:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It hab beended anuber wet week week here, Zaidie's pwace &acirc; Da walkses hab beended few an' far 'twe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It hab beended anuber wet week week here, Zaidie's pwace ☂ Da walkses hab beended few an' far 'tween :( Dis day, howeber, it r sunny an' BEEYOOFUL - perfek day fur a woad twip tu Towonto an' dat r whut we r duin'. I ged tu dwive :D

Monday wuz Ewecshun Day here in my countwy callded Canada. My job wuz tu walk da 'wentses ober tu da pollin' stashun where dem cood bote.

Furst Dadda cameded home fwum werk an' I cuddleded an' snuggleded wif him fur a while. Him needs dat when him geds home cuz hims days at da obbice r wong an' hard. Finawwy I sayded :"Dat r nuff snuggwin', Dadda. Wet's go BOTE!!!" Momma cameded, tu.

We awwiveded at da pollin' stashun an' dere wuz K-OS e'bywhere!!! I did da Westie stwut ober tu a wady wif a nametag on hur fweater an' I askded : "Whut r go on here?? I bwingded my peepoles ober tu bote an' it wooks wike dis pwace r a circus!?!"

"Oh, it is, LWD! No one knows what to do or where or when or how!! Do you think you could help us? If we don't get organized and let the people vote, we will ALL go to jail for years and years for interfering with an election :O"

"Seddle down, nice wady. I r here tu help. Wet's ged goin'."

"First we need to go upstairs. That's where the polling station is."

"Ok...I be wite back."

"Momma, I need go upstairses. Yu cawwy me pweeze???"

Finawwy, we wuz upstairs an' dere wuz papers all ober da floor. I starded shweddin' e'byfing in site. Den I wented ober tu da desk where dere wuz eben more papers. I shwedded dem, tu. "Wow. Whut a wotta werk. I cood uze a bweak or sumfing!"

"Care for some meat, LWD??"

I hurlded myselb at da pwatter ob MEATZ™ hur pwesented tu me an' flew fru da air 'til I wanded wite on top ob it an' starded eatin' :D It wuz, quite possibwy, da BESTEST DAY EBER!!! 'cept I eated so much, my lil' tum-tum hurtded :(

"So, LWD, now what?? We need to get theses people voting!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my tummy r tu fillded wif MEATZ™...I du nod feel gud...Momma, come an' ged me, pweeze! I need go home an' eat gwass an' junk :O Ohhhhhhhhh..."

"Can you not stay, LWD, and help us get the voting started?? I don't want to go to jail!!"

"All yu need du r ged da peepoles tu make a nice, stwait line an' go one atta time an' it r gonna werk, I pwomise yu. Here - yu can bowwow my Momma's Bodka Dwip™. Dat shood help."

"Hey, Z-pup!! What are you doing???"

"Do nod wurry, Momma. A nu shipment ob Bodka Dwipses™ jus' came in dis day. Yu r gonna be fine, tu. Twust me."

"Well, LWD. At first, I was skeptical of your abilities to help out with a federal election, but, honestly, you have saved the day. Three cheers for the LWD : Hip Hip HOORAY! Hip Hip HOORAY!! Hip Hip HOORAY!!!"

Den I wentded home wif Momma an' Dadda whu takeded turnses cawwyin' me, Zaidie. I eated sum gwass an' did da Urka Gurkas™ a coupla times an' all wuz ok in my LWD werld ♥ ❀ ☀ ♡ ★ ♫ ☮ ☯ ☆ :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Jus' fur da wecord, pupses!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/720882</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 3 May 2011 15:10:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>Eben if yu r a TUFF (grrrrr...) an' way K-E-W-L guy pup, it r time tu pud up sum cutesy, gurly junk  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eben if yu r a TUFF (grrrrr...) an' way K-E-W-L guy pup, it r time tu pud up sum cutesy, gurly junk on yur pwofile page!! Mommas Day r comin' an' yu du NOD wanna miss dat, my fwiends!!

Start sabin' yur 'llowance now so yu can buy yur Momma sum kinda  sparkwy bwing or fwowers or, I dunno, mabbe eben sum MEATZ™!!! Whut Momma wood nod enjoy a nice juicy swab ob MEATZ™ on hur pwate fur dinner??? Yu cood eben burn it on da firey MEATZ™ box out on yur deck, if hur wikes hur fudz hot :D

Also, sum Mommas mite also enjoy habbin' a skwerl or bunny or lil' kitty fur a pet :) Wotza Mommas wuff tu hab boneses an' weally WOUD Cuz toys lyin' 'wound da howse fur when dem feel wike chewin' on stuff! Tennis balls r gud, tu an' du nod furged 'bout chiggen tweets!!

In uber nueses, it r wainin' here 'gain, Zaidie's pwace. Dis day I sayded :"Momma! Why we nod go on a walk dis day??"

"Well, HunBun, you don't like getting wet and whenever we go out, you shake yourself every 10 seconds. We wouldn't get too far with you doing that."

"Yu cood carry me, Momma!"

"Sure, HunnyBunBun, you'd love that wouldn't you?? LOLOLOL"

*sad Zaidie face*

"Hey, why don't we go upstairs so you can do the Zaidie Zoomie 500 on the carpet???"

"KEWL!! Wet's go, Momma!! Yu carry me up, pweeze ??"

P.S. Check out da funniest an' da cutest bideos EBER on my pwofile page now, tu!!! Yu will WAFF yur hed off :D an' be killded by da cuteness &hearts; &#10048; &#9728;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A poem, by me, Zaidie &amp;hearts; &amp;#10048; &amp;#9728; &amp;#9733; &amp;#9825;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/720341</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 18:47:50 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/720341</guid>
		<description>~Da ABCs ob my Nayberhood~
         
     (as suggested by Mini Mischief)

          
          ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ~Da ABCs ob my Nayberhood~
         
     (as suggested by Mini Mischief)

          
           A r fur Argyle,
           Da stweet ober dere &rarr;

           B r fur barkin'. 
           "Dat r NUFF! Yu heer?"

           C r fur cars 
           An' dem go WAY tu fast :( 

           D r fur doggies.
           Sumtimes we hab gas :D

           E r fur Emily :)
           Hur r almost 13!

           F r fur flowers
           Dat soon will be seen &#10048;

           G r fur Gizmo.
           Him r bery WOUD!

           H r fur high skool.
           Dem r a tuff crowd :O

           I r fur ice cweem
           Yu ged at da DQ :)

           J r fur John.
           Dat's my Dadda! Wuff yu &hearts;

           K r fur King,
           A weel bizzy stweet.

           L r fur libwawy;
           Nuffin tu eat :(

           M r fur Moore Stweet.
           Dat's where my howse r.

           N r fur Nature :)
           No need tu go far!

           O r fur ober da bwidge
           Tu da park :)

           P's barkin' pupses
           I heer aftur dark (grrr)

           Q r fur quillses
           Wike porkypines hab :O

           R r fur wiver.
           I go dere wif Dad :)

           S r fur Scotwand
           My home 'cwoss da sea &#9992;

           T r fur tweetses!
           Got any fur me???

           U r fur unner
           Da twees on da twail.

           V r fur Vine Stweet.
           It's wite ober dere &rarr;

           W's fur Westminster.
           It goes norf an' souf :)

           X r fur xtwa
           Wike MEATZ&trade; in my mouf :D

           Y r fur yellow;
           My waincoat r gween.

           Z r fur ZOOMIES!!!
           Yu kno' whut I meen???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>West in Peece, my sweet cuzin, Woody &amp;hearts;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/720292</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:15:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/720292</guid>
		<description>My speshul cuzin-pup, Woody, wentded tu da Wainbow Bwidge, nod dis day, bud yes'day :(

Him wuz go ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My speshul cuzin-pup, Woody, wentded tu da Wainbow Bwidge, nod dis day, bud yes'day :(

Him wuz gonna be 16 in a coupla weeks, bud in da past monf, him went downhill bery fast. Him wuz habbin' wotza twubbles wif hims back legs an' him woseded wotza weight cuz him dint feel wike eatin' much anymore :(

I meetded Woody back in May ob 2008 an' fings dint go tu well at furst. I wuz a feisty, yung pup an' Woody wuz a senior doggie wif nod tu much payshunts fur a cwazee Westie pubby an' hims hijinx an' junk. Aftur a while fings settled down an' when I bisited Woody, Gwampa wood eben inbite me an' Dadda tu go fur walks down neer da lake!! Dis past Chwissymus, Woody eben pway-bowed at me, Zaidie!! 

I sawded Woody fur da wast time a week ago an' him wuz nod feewin' nor wookin' tu gud. Him mostwy sweepded in hims speshul bed in da wivin' woom, bud him wuz still able tu go outside fur -pwibacy, pweeze- an' tu watch fur skwerls an' bunnies in hims yard an' fur duckses fwimmin' in da big pool in hims backyard.

Woody, yu teechded me WOTZ 'bout life an' stuff an' fur dat I r always gonna be gwateful. I kno' dat yu shakeded yur hed at me wif disbewief when I did zoomies 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound an' wound an' 'wound an' 'wound da pool, bud yu wememberded whut it wuz like tu be a pubby an' tu wanna WUN WIKE DA WIND :)

Wun fast an' fwee an' wifout pain at da Wainbow Bwidge, sweet boy. Yu will be missded. ♥ ♥ ♥ ❀ ❀ ❀ ☀ ☀ ☀ ★ ★ ★ ♡ ♡ ♡]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Twainin' Pubbies da Zaidie Way...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/720241</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 18:58:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/720241</guid>
		<description>dint werk so well dis time :( Bob wantded me tu teech dose cwazee pubbies 'bout MEATZ&amp;trade; packagi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ dint werk so well dis time :( Bob wantded me tu teech dose cwazee pubbies 'bout MEATZ&trade; packagin' an', as yu can pwobabwy 'magine, it jus' dint werk. WEEL tastee, doe!!! BOLBOLBOL :D
I r werkin' on a poem fur yu pupses! Come back nexx day an' wead it,'kay???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hab a Habby Easfur, pupses &amp;hearts; &amp;#10048; &amp;#9728;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/719574</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 07:35:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/719574</guid>
		<description>Bob jus' callded me on my Bwackberry an' askded if I cood go tu hims pwace fur a decade or a few day ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Bob jus' callded me on my Bwackberry an' askded if I cood go tu hims pwace fur a decade or a few days or sumfing. Appawentwy, dere r a nu herd ob pubbies dat need be twainded an' junk. Him sez dat I r da pup fur da job :D
Anyfur, I be hedin' ober dere soon! Momma an' Dadda r goin' tu Unkle Scott's dairy farm cuz him needs sum help wif hims cows an' my Momma r da perfek peepole fur da job!!! BOLBOLBOL!! Hur WUFFS mud an' stinky cows an' stuffs!! RFBMBO!!! :D :D :D :D 
I be back on dis Dogster fing in a few days, 'kaypupses? I wuff all ob yu &hearts; &#9728; &#10048; Habby Easfur!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mewwy Chwissymus, all yu pupses!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/719013</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 08:57:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/719013</guid>
		<description>&quot;  &acirc;&laquo; We wish yu a Mewwy Chwissymus &acirc;&ordf;
   &acirc;&ordf; We wish yu a Mewwy Chwissymus &acirc;&laquo;
   &acirc;&ordf; We wish y ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "  ♫ We wish yu a Mewwy Chwissymus ♪
   ♪ We wish yu a Mewwy Chwissymus ♫
   ♪ We wish yu a Mewwy Chwissymus ♬
   ♬ An' a Habby Nu Yearz!!!!!!!!! ♫"

"Yes, Momma??? It r nod Chwissymus?? Den why it r SNOWIN' owtside???"
Dis r cwazee AN' nutzo...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Stuff my Momma duz dat r nod gud &amp;#9760;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/718569</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 14:35:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/718569</guid>
		<description>- hur neber gibs me 'nuff MEATZ&acirc;&cent;

 - hur makes me wear a coat or a fweater when it r cold :(

 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ - hur neber gibs me 'nuff MEATZ™

 - hur makes me wear a coat or a fweater when it r cold :(

 - hur neber 'llows me tu BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK 'nuff at gud junk owtside :(

 - hur usta hab a kitty nameded 'Toby'...Nuff sed

 - hur holdses me still when Dadda needs tu du sumfing weally BAD tu me wike gib me my dental gel stuff ☣

 - hur will nod take me outside in da middle ob da nite more dan 3 times when I heer kitties meowin' an' waccoons messin' 'wound :(

 - hur claims hur r 'on tu me' when it comes tu oberuse ob my Poochie (Go poddy) Bells at da fwont door ☂ ( Dat 'bwella meens hur wains on my pawade)
 
 - hur goes on-line tu find cute doggie clothes fur me... OY BEY!

 - hur bwushes me an' it hurtses sumtimes cuz I ged da tanglies cuz ob my long furs :(

 - hur makes me sit an' wate afore hur gibs me fudz :O Oh, da Dogmanity!!
 
 - hur will nod take me gwocery shoppin', bud hur will 'llow Dadda tu go wif hur :(

 - hur calls me HunBun when we r out ob da howse an' da guyses can heer hur!!

OMD!! I need lie down...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Stuff my Momma finks r &quot;cute&quot; 'bout me, Zaidie :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/718408</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:00:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>- when I hab a dwink ob wader an' all hur can heer r me schlurpin' :D
 - when I eat my fudz an' all ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ - when I hab a dwink ob wader an' all hur can heer r me schlurpin' :D
 - when I eat my fudz an' all hur can heer r me CWUNCHIN' :D
 - da H-U-G-E yawn I make furst fing in da mornin' :D
 - when I 'hide' sumpwace an' hur can see my tail hangin' out :D
 - or I hide my head an' pwetend I r hidin':D
 - when we r in da car an' I figur' out where we r goin' :D
 - when we r out walkin' an' I see a pup comin' my way  *WAGS*
 - when hur r upstairs an' I look up, as if tu say,"Yu comin' back down, Momma?? I r lonely down here :( " 
 - when I lie in da sun out on da deck, always in da same spot :D
 - when I go CWAZEE/NUTZO 'bout MEATZ&trade; :D
 - when I watch teebee cuz I heerded a doggie barkin' :D
 - when Momma or Dadda sneezes an' I make shur dem r ok &hearts;
 - when Momma cwies an' I snuggle wif hur an' gib hur kisses &hearts;
 - when I bark at nuffin :D "Yes, Momma?? Dat r nod 'cute'? Oh."
 - when hur looks at da back ob my head an' sees my earses stickin' up, 'speshully in da dark...? "Momma, dat r nod cute!!" Oy bey...

I r pwetty shur dere r more junk hur finks r cute. Dis r it fur now, doe :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Grrrrr....</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/718234</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 11:37:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma an' me, Zaidie, r mad cuz we r nod gud at time management an' dat kinda stuffs. We r twyin' du ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma an' me, Zaidie, r mad cuz we r nod gud at time management an' dat kinda stuffs. We r twyin' du elebenty fousand an' seben fings at da same time an' it r nod werkin'. Now we need pack up my fudz an' toyz an' da bodka dwip, so we can go bisit Gwampa. Oh, yeah, we need take dinner, tu :D 

I kno' I hab nod witeded a diawy entwy in years or sumfing, bud I r gonna du one soon cuz yu r my fwiendses an' yu wanna wead 'bout da stuffs I du, wite??? Jus' wike I wanna wead 'bout yur abbentures :)
Hab a gud Sunnyday, all yu pupses! Wuff yu ♥ ❀ ☀, eben doe it r wainin' here, Zaidie's pwace :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&quot;Bud Momma...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/717688</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 5 Apr 2011 11:23:13 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/717688</guid>
		<description>I du nod kno' whut tu tawk 'bout!&quot;

&quot;I know, HunBun, and neither do I, but we need to write someth ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I du nod kno' whut tu tawk 'bout!"

"I know, HunBun, and neither do I, but we need to write something today, okay? Do it for your pup pals, sweetness ♥"

"Momma!! Watch it wif da cutesy niknameses, 'kay?? Oy Bey..."

Okay...It r me, Zaidie, wif nod a hole wot tu say dis day, 'cept dat it r cold an' wite now it r snowin' WOTZ. Our walk dis day wuz NOD fun cuz Momma's knee wuz hurtin' an' hur wuz all cwabby an' junk :( I eben let hur pud a coat on me dis day, jus' tu help keep da peece. I twied my bestest tu nod sniff E'VYFING, bud it wuz tu hard an' I wuz a cwazee sniffin' 'chine. An' I eated a coupla fings, bud I du nod kno' whut dem wuz, 'cept I can say one werd : TASTEE!!!!!

As yu can see, I changeded da title ob my diawy. I fink it r a bedder wefwecshun ob whut I r all 'bout. An' I wited a short pome-fing.

                    ❀Spwing❀

                        S r fur Spwingtime
                        It r late dis year.
                        
                        P r fur puddles.
                        Dint see dat one dere!!
                  
                        R r fur roofses.
                        My howse, it habs one.

                        I r fur ice cubes.
                        Dem melt in da sun.

                        N r fur negatibe
                        An' dat r nod nice.

                        G r fur gwillin' da MEATZ™
                        Pweeze, no spice!

If yu hab any gud ideas 'bout whut I cood wite 'bout here, at Zaidie's Disco an' MEATZ™ Emporium, pweeze du nod hes'tate tu weave a suggeshun in da commentses. Fanks, pupses!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wainbow Bwidge Day...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/717346</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 2 Apr 2011 10:00:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>wuz nod dis day, bud yes'day.

It r da day when we wemember all da pupses an' kitties an' bunnehs  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ wuz nod dis day, bud yes'day.

It r da day when we wemember all da pupses an' kitties an' bunnehs an' lizards an' snakeses an' birdies an' fishes an' fewwets an' horsies an' hamsters an' guinea piggies an' gerbils an' turdles an' uber pets whu hab goneded tu da Wainbow Bwidge 'afore us. 

We wemember dem cuz we miss dem WOTZ an' cuz dem wuz a HUGE part ob our lives an' cuz we will neber eber furged dem an' we will see dem 'gain some day when it r our time tu go tu meet dem dere at da Wainbow Bwidge.

It r wif a mixture ob habbiness an' sadness dat we wemember dem, cuz, while we can no longer touch da furs or scales or feafers or hairs ob our wuffed ones, we can feel dem in our harts. Fur dat, we r fureber fankful ♥ ❀ ☀]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>%$#@#$#</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/717222</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 1 Apr 2011 13:17:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/717222</guid>
		<description>I wuz twickded, nod dis day, Apwil Foolses Day, bud yes'day :( Momma sayded dat I wuz goin' on da in ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wuz twickded, nod dis day, Apwil Foolses Day, bud yes'day :( Momma sayded dat I wuz goin' on da innerNET at 7pm, bud I ended up at da BET's obbice geddin' a buncha shots an' junk an' dem hurtded bad :O
 
Bud, fortumatewy, my bet, Dogtor Wouweez (Louise) gibbded me a TON ob tweetses when hur wuz shootin' me wif shots. I wuz tu bizzy eatin' an' snarfin' down dose 'licious nuggets tu pay tu much 'ttenshun tu da needles pokin' intu my cute lil' body :D 

I gottded 3 shots! Yeah, 3 :( Dem r fur kennel coff an' wabies an' lepto-sumfing AN', aftur dat, dem takeded WEEL bwood fwum my lil' wee leggie tu chek fur uber bad junk goin' on in my cute LWD body!! An' I gotted a medal fur bein' so bwave an' cute an' stuff, tu!!

"Zaidie, that's a tag for your collar, so everyone knows you're vaccinated against rabies."

"Oh. So it r nod 'bout bein' bwave??"

"No. I'm sorry."

"So eben dat nasty Sheltie fwum 'wound da corner, whu barkses him stoopid hed off at me wheneber him sees me, wike him wants EAT me or sumfing, him habs a tag wike dis on hims collar, tu?!?"

"Yes, he does, hunbun ♥"

"Momma!! Du nod call me dat here, in fwont ob my fwiendses !!" *thinks fast to distract his friends from Momma's faux pas*

"Pupses, dere r a spwendid pile ob cat poop in my fwont yard wite now!! Whu wants tu twy it out?? Wet's GO!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I be back here NEXX DAY, 'kay???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/716521</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:04:50 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/716521</guid>
		<description>I r goin' tu Gwampa's cuz my Uncle fwum Seattle r bisitin' wite now!! I be back here tumowwow, 'kay, ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r goin' tu Gwampa's cuz my Uncle fwum Seattle r bisitin' wite now!! I be back here tumowwow, 'kay, pupses???

    I r goin' way
    Bud I be back.
    Yu pups pway nice!
    Yu cood ged snacks :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Momma, I wuff yu &amp;hearts; - da poem</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/716309</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 14:29:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/716309</guid>
		<description>I cood nod sweep wast nite, so I wited poetwy.


           M r fur Momma an' also fur MEATZ&acirc;&cent;
 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I cood nod sweep wast nite, so I wited poetwy.


           M r fur Momma an' also fur MEATZ™
           O r fur old guys whu wive on my stweet.
           M r fur dwinks wike Martinis - nod beerz.
           M r fur Momma in case yu dint heer.
           A r fur apples, I r 'llergic tu dem
                  (Dem make me all scwatchy an' itchy, my fwiend).

           I r fur ice cweem; it r weally cold.

           W r fur Wendy; Hur r nod tu old.
           U r fur uvula; whut r dat fing??
           F r fur fwowers dat gwow in da Spwing.
           F r fur fudz wike MEATZ™ an' fromage.
                  (I du nod speek Fwench, bud my Momma, hur duz).

           Y r fur yard an' I wish mine wuz fenceded.
                  (Dem sez it be sumday. I be weashded 'til den).
           U r fur until da end ob all time.
                  My Momma, my Dadda, my 'wentses, dere mine.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut da...?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/716023</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 10:30:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis r widicuwous!!! I takeded Momma outside wast nite at 3am an' dere wuz nuffin goin' on. Den Dadda ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis r widicuwous!!! I takeded Momma outside wast nite at 3am an' dere wuz nuffin goin' on. Den Dadda takeded me out at 5am an' dere wuz elebenty-seben feetz ob snow out dere!!! Whut da woof r go on??? 

Shood I tell yu 'bout my weekend?? Whut yu fink, pupses?? I can nod heer yu!! Ok, now I can :D

Anyfur, on Sadurday I wuz geddin' my papers an' weceipts an' junk weady fur du my taxes. Yes, I du my own cuz I r a 'ccountant, a CCA (Canine 'Ccountin' 'Ssociate). Bof my Gwampas r 'ccountants an' dem teechded me ALL dem kno'. Momma an' Dadda wuz out in da yard, pwayin' fetch when da phone wingded.

"Hewwo. Yu hab weachded Zaidie's Pwace. How I can help yu??"

"Zaidie!! It's us, Mitch and Jake, your cousins from near Ottawa!! We're at Grandma and Grampa's house! Come and hang out with us! Oh, and bring your parents, too!!"

I packded da car wif wotza gud fudz an' Momma's bodka dwip an' sum ob my toyz an' junk. Den I wentded 'wound tu da backyard an' tellded Momma an' Dadda whut we wuz duin'. BIG MISTAKE!! Dem wuz SO 'cited 'bout goin' dat I cood hardwy ged dere seatbeltses dunded up!! I 'cided tu hook up Momma's bodka dwip 'fore we hit da woad cuz, uberwise, hur wood gotten in da way ob da mirrors in da car. Dis r why I neber tell dem anyfing in adbance cuz dem ged CWAZEE/NUTZO!

An hour lader we wuz dere an' Momma an' Dadda wuz jumpin' 'wound an' 'wound an' whinin' wike lil' kidz, so I habded tu take dem inside one atta time an' den, bwing in da fudz an' stuffs. Pawents!! It wuz wike dem neber go anywherez!! Dem jumpded up on Gwampa which r NOD GUD an' startleded my cuzin Woody da doggie whu r almost 16 yearz old. Den, cuz sum peepole weft a door oben, dem gottded intu Mitzy da kitties woom an' skeerded hur tu peeces!!

I wunnded tu da back door an' dem chaseded me, so I obended da door tu da backyard. Dem starded wunnin' 'wound an' 'wound an' wound an' wound an' wound da pool. Den sum doggies nexx door went out fur -pwibacy, pweeze- an' dem all starded barkin' wike a buncha wunatics!! OY BEY :O Gwampa duz NOD wike barkin'! So back intu da howse we went.

It wuz time tu sit an' wewax wif my cuzins, bud Momma an' Dadda 'cided it wuz time tu pway Kitty Cuz! We all takeded turns frowin' da %$#@# Cuz an' dem wuz wunnin' ALL OBER DA PWACE!!

"I fink now wood be a gud time tu take dese cwazee nutzo pawents fur a walk. Whu wants come wif us???"

Da boys an' Unkle Scott an' Aunt Mary-Ann pud on dere jackets an' off we wentded tu a nearby park. It wuz nod fenced-in, so no one wuz 'llowded tu be off-weash. Anyfur, dem wuz pullin' wike a buncha wild horses an' nuffin wood calm dem down, so I habded tu sepawate dem. OMD!! Da barkin' an' cawwyin' on wuz totawwy WEDICULOUS!! I needed a dwink.

Back at da howse, it wuz almost time fur Gwampa tu stard da BBQ fur gwill da MEATZ™ Momma an' Dadda wuz SO 'cited an' junk, I needed pud dem down in da basement fur a while. Dem wuz SO wild in da chitchen dat dem maded Gwamma dwop da MEATZ™ an' dem gwabbded it wif dere lil' moufs an' wunnded downstairs an' intu da sauna where dem lockded da door an' eated ALL ob it :(

I 'cided :"Dis r 'nuff. We need go home. Dese pawents ob mine obbiouswy wernded nuffin in skool. It r time fur wehab, I fink!"

"It wuz nice tu see all ob yu, bud, as yu can see, I hab a coupla hooligans here whu du NOD kno' how behabe when dem r bisitin' peepoles. Sowwy 'bout da lamps dem bwokeded an' all da MEATZ™ dem eated an' da fwood in da basement when dem bwingded da hose intu da howse an' da hole in da woof dat Momma maded while hur bodka dwip wuz bein' wefillded. We wuff yu! Bye!!"

We dwibeded home. I let Dadda du da dwibin' cuz I wuz TU upset tu see stwait. As soon as we got intu da howse, I sayded:"Yu two, ged tu bed WITE NOW! Dat wuz da wursest behabiour I hab eber witnessded anywhere! I r 'shameded ob yu! GO TU BED! An' dere be NO tax wefunds fur yu!!"

P.S. How 'bout da Dogster Diawy ob da Day, pupses?? Gud choice, huh??? Grrrrrr... I weaveded a lil' peece ob my mind in da comments an' it wooks wike sumpup awweady weported dat guy tu HQ! Gud werk!! Duz HQ nod chek whu dem r honouring each day?? Dat mite be a gud idea. Grrrrrr...dis kinda junk makes me angwy!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nod da gwatest day eber....</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/715355</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 13:43:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma r twyin'' be all habby an' smiley an' junk, bud it r nod werkin' dis day :(
 
Wast nite I ne ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma r twyin'' be all habby an' smiley an' junk, bud it r nod werkin' dis day :(
 
Wast nite I needed go poddy in da middle ob da nite. Momma takeded me out cuz hur r on Zaidie patwol durin' da week when Dadda geds up early tu go tu werk. I did my stuff an' we wentded back in.

I wood nod/cood nod settle down. I twied ged comfy ober an' ober 'gain an' it dint werk. Finawwy, I curlded up rite 'side Momma, bud hur knu' it wuz nod gonna wast wong cuz I cood nod stop lickin' my lil' Westie lipses. Soon Momma knu' it wuz time tu pud me on da floor an' use hur fweater as a urka gurka wecepticle...twice.

We wentded owtside 'gain an' I jus' sniffded 'wound. We ended up twyin' tu sweep on da chouch in da wibin' woom wif sum towels nearby,  'case da urka gurkas cameded back. Dem dint.

We sweepded in 'til 'bout elebenty-seben o'cwock an' den we wentded out fur poddyin' an' junk. I sawded a lil' orange an' white kitty 'cwoss da stweet. Him sawded me, tu. I wentded NUTZO. Him wookded kinda nerbous. Fur sum unknownded weason, him 'cided tu cwoss da stweet, bud him chooseded a BERY bad time. Momma hearded "THUD" an' knu' dat da kitty wuz hit.

Hur saw him fly frew da air an' land on da stweet. Da car dint stop an' da kitty takeded off wunnin' wike da wind, back  in da diwection fwum which we sawded him come.

Momma duz nod bewiebe him cood NOD be hurtded after a hit like dat :( Hur habs beended watchin' fur da kitty all day, bud hab seended no sign ob him. We r hopin' dat a) him r ok an' jus' useded up one life b) if him wuz injureded dat sum peepole saw him an' helpded him by takin' him tu da 'mergency bet cwinic a few miles fwum here or c) dat him wuz shakended up an' jus' needs rest an' him r fine now an' back home wif hims fambly where he shooda beended all dis time.

We wive in an older wesidential part ob a city. Our nayberhood r fillded wif pupses an' kitties an' babies an' lil' kidses an' old peepoles an' all kindza stuffs. Da speed wimit r 40km/h. Dat r TU fass. Dere r WOTZA stop signs 'wound here, tu, bud sumtimes peepole pwetend dem du nod see dem an'/or dem weally du nod see dem cuz dem r bizzy on dere phones an' junk which r NOD legal, bud I digwess.

Kitties shood stay in dere howses wif dere peepoles, bud peepoles shood SLOW DOWN an' pay 'ttenshun tu whud r goin' on 'wound dem, speshully when dem r dwibin' in MY nayberhood. No one, nod eben kittes, deserbes be hitted by a car cuz dem r jus' lil' an' cars r B-I-G an' scarey an' junk. *gets off soapbox and goes to lie down and reflect on the day*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bestest Gotcha day E-B-E-R!!! Fanks, my fwiendses &amp;hearts;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/715325</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 09:22:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/715325</guid>
		<description>WOW! Dat r all I can say dis day! Yu Dogster pupses an' yur peepoles outdid yurselbes, nod dis day,  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WOW! Dat r all I can say dis day! Yu Dogster pupses an' yur peepoles outdid yurselbes, nod dis day, bud yes'day!! My pwofile page r oberfwowin' wif wosettes an' giffs an' eben a coupla cakeses!! OMD!! Due tu da sheer bolumn ob giffses I weceibeded, Momma r nod eben gonna twy tu wite a 'Fank Yu' note tu each an' e'vy one ob yu. Instead, we r gonna say "Fanks fur be SO nice tu me, Zaidie. If dere wuz EBER any doubt in anyone's mind 'bout da wuff an' gud stuffs on dis Dogster-fing, all dem need du r spend time here. Yu will be compwetewy oberwhelmeded an' yu mite eben.." *thud*....I ok. I ok. Fank yu e'vypup an' peepole fur makin' dis Dogster-fing da pwace tu be ♥ ❀ ☀


                  ♥ Dogster Wuff ♥

                   If yu r habbin' a NOD gud day,
                   Come tu Dogster an' while yu play,
                   Yur twubbles will float outta yur hed
                   An' by da time yu go tu bed,
                   Yu will NOD wemember why
                   Yu wuz sad dis day!
                   
                   Dogster pupses du nod say "Gudbye".
                   Dem say,"Pway wif yu lader!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fanks, Wexie an' Buddy!! Yu W-O-C-K!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/715155</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 12:00:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/715155</guid>
		<description>Wookit whut I jus' gottded fwum Wexie an' Buddy!!

Happy Gotcha Day, Zaidie!

Buddy: Mom's too c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wookit whut I jus' gottded fwum Wexie an' Buddy!!

Happy Gotcha Day, Zaidie!

Buddy: Mom's too cheap to buy more zealies, so we had to be fast on our paws to devise somethin' really cool for this awes pishus day! 

Lexie: Buddy, you misspelled something there . . . and besides, after what you did yesterday, Mom's not treating us with anything, let alone expensive zealies, sheesh!

B: You said we weren't gonna talk 'bout that!

L: Whatever. Go ahead.

B: So we decided to write a rap song for you! Here goes:

Well my name's Z-Pup 
and I'm here to say
that "dis day" is a very, very, very 
SPECIAL DAY!

I came from GlenRoslin-
It's a very special place
where all the best Westies
join the canine race!

Now I live in Canada
and I'm the LWD
which simply means
I'm as cool as can be -

*break* wokka wokka whim wham
stick it to the kitty kan
my coolness will freak you out
. . . that's what I'm barkin' 'bout!

So if you're in the area
and you come to Zaidie's pwace
You're gonna be star-struck
by my LWD grace.

I been here free years now
livin' like a king
wif my Momma an' my Dadda,
takin' care of everything.

We're gonna have a pawty
cuz my furmily, we're so glad
that I showed up -- the best
LWD they ever had!


*available on iTones™ and wherever the coolest stuff is sold

We love you Zaidie and hope your day is so pawsome you can hardly stand it, but treats will get you through it.

love & licks,
Lexie and Buddy, aka PawPrint & Little Bones 

Pawsum, huh, pupses????????? Fanks, Wexie an' Buddy!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOO-HOO!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/715118</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 09:06:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/715118</guid>
		<description>Pupses!! Dis r my Gotcha Day! It wuz free years 'go dis day dat I cameded home tu wive wif my Momma  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pupses!! Dis r my Gotcha Day! It wuz free years 'go dis day dat I cameded home tu wive wif my Momma an' Dadda!! It wuz tuff geddin' dem twainded an' it r an ongoin' pwocess, tu say da weast! BOL!! I r SO gwad I chooseded dem ♥


              Habby Gotcha Day tu me!
              I wuff my fambly ♥
              My Momma an' Dadda,
              Dem take care ob me! (An' wikewise!!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~Twainin' Pupses da Zaidie Way~ Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/714825</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 14:10:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/714825</guid>
		<description>&quot;Ok, yu pupses!! It r mornin'! Da sun r up an' yu need be up, tu &amp;#9728;&quot;

&quot;Whut r we gonna wern d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "Ok, yu pupses!! It r mornin'! Da sun r up an' yu need be up, tu &#9728;"

"Whut r we gonna wern dis day, Unkle Zaydee??"

"Well, as soon as yu bwush yur furs AN' yur teefs, we r goin' outside tu wern all 'bout duin' ZOOMIES!!"

"OMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMDOMD!!! We hab heerded 'bout dose fings an' dem r F-U-N!! WOO-HOO!!!"

"An' since dere r no Mommas here, I fink we r safe tu go outside WIFOUT coatses an' bootses an' junk!!"

"PAWSUM! Wet's GO!"

"Ok, pupses. Watch me an' watch me gud cuz dere r gonna be a quiz when we dunded, 'kay??"

"'kay, Unkle Zaydee!"

"Now...Furst I r gonna show yu da Westie Stwut. It r da stardin' point fur all fings Westie...

             Duin' da Westie Stwut,
             Jus' duin' da Westie stwut!
             Left feetz, wite feetz,
             Keep outta da muck!
             Yu'r duin' da Westie Stwut!!

'kay, follow me, yu pupses!! We r gonna go 'wound an' wound da yard an' den, we r gonna bwake intu discusshun gwoops an' den we r gonna hab a snack an' den...ZOOMIE WESSONS!"

"WOO-HOO, Unkle Zaydee! Yu W-O-C-K!"

Aftur sum 'scusshuns an' a quik snack ob haggis an' Scotch, it wuz back tu da backyard fur da Westie pupses!

"How we du zoomies, Unkle Zaydee??? Tell us, pweeze!!"

"Ok, pud on yur wissenin' earses, pupses!! Furst, yu need be BERY 'cited 'bout sumfing wike...yur baff r FINISHDED or yur Gwampa cameded tu bisit or yur Dadda cameded home fwum werk or sumone dwoppded sum MEATZ&trade; on yur hed an' it dint hurt an' yu wuz BERY hungwy so yu eated all ob it!! Sumfing GWATE, 'kay? Yu fink 'bout it BERY hard an' den yu WUN WIKE DA WIND back an' forf or 'wound an' 'wound or in an' out or up an' down or tu an' fwow!! Ezee, huh?? OMD!! YU pupses r duin' ZOOMIES!! WOO-HOO! Wookit yu GO!!"

                       ~12 hours later~

"Hey, yu pupses! Yu tired yet???"

* BIG PUBBY YAWNS* No...*yawn*, Unkle Zaidie, we need *YAWN* pwactise our...*yawn* ZOOMIES cuz we wanna du dem *yaaaaaaawn* gud as yu cuz yu da bestest...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"Bob, can yu helb me wif dese pubbies, pweeze? Dem fellded 'sweep duin' ZOOMIES! R dis nod da cutest fing yu eber seeded?? A pile ob 'xhausted Westie pubbies &hearts; My werk here r *almost* dunded! Sweep tite, yu pupses!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Da ABCs ob Zaidie!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/714679</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 11:44:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/714679</guid>
		<description>Z r fur ZOOMIES; I ged dem sumtimes!
 A r fur 'llergicness; Nuffin else whymes.
 I r fur ink an' I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Z r fur ZOOMIES; I ged dem sumtimes!
 A r fur 'llergicness; Nuffin else whymes.
 I r fur ink an' I need stay FAR 'way :O
 D r fur Dadda. Da guy makes my day :)
 I r fur ice cweem. It r TASTY stuffs!
 E r fur e'vyfing an' enuff r enuff!

 L r fur liddle. I r nod a big pup.
 E r fur earses an' mine, dem point UP!
 V r fur Bawentines ♥ Da wadies I wuff!
 I r fur irritants, wike kitties an' bugs.

 G r fur Gwampa. I hab 2 ob dem!
 E r fur Ernie, him r my gud fwiend ♥
 E r fur end. My whyme, it r dun :(

 Bud come back, nexx day, fur a WEEL diawy entwy. Wite now I r goin' tu Gwampa's howse :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oy Bey an'  Uh oh an'  OMD an'  all dat kinda stuffs :O</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/714447</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 12:19:24 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/714447</guid>
		<description>Yu pupses r nod gonna be habby when yu heer dis : I jus' shwedded my own notez dat I takeded while I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yu pupses r nod gonna be habby when yu heer dis : I jus' shwedded my own notez dat I takeded while I wuz twainin' dose CWAZEE Westie pubbies at Bob's howse...Now whud???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~Twainin' pupses da Zaidie way - Part 1~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/713986</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 7 Mar 2011 12:09:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/713986</guid>
		<description>On Sadurday Febwuawy 19th, my Dadda dwoppded me off at Bob's howse an' I began da arduous task ob tw ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ On Sadurday Febwuawy 19th, my Dadda dwoppded me off at Bob's howse an' I began da arduous task ob twainin' dose lil' monkey pupses!! Dere wuz 7 Westie pubbies whu wuz 6 weekses old an', yeah, dem wuz TU CUTE fur werds which wuz bery gud cuz dere wuz no time fur chit-chat! I habded werk tu du!

"Zaidie, I really appreciate that you took time out of your busy Dogster schedule to help me train these Westie puppies. They are a handful and..."

"Bob! I du nod hab handses! I onwy hab pawses an' no fumbs!"

"That's ok, Zaidie. You don't need thumbs - just a lot of patience and time and perseverance. You remember being a puppy, don't you?

"Yeah, I wuz darn cute an' junk..."

"You sure were, wee laddie!! Now let's make a toast to a successful couple of weeks!" *pours Scotch into a small bowl for Zaidie and fills a glass -straight up- for himself "May the majesty of the West  Highlands of Scotland remain forever in your heart and may you never tell a soul what's under your kilt!"

"Gud one, Bob! An' wike my Gwampa fwum Engwand alwayz sez :'What???' Him duz nod heer tu gud!...Whut we duin' furst, Bob??"

"As a special treat, Zaidie, I thought that we should take the pups out for dinner. Can you think of a good place??"

"How 'bout we twy dat nu pwace, 'Howse ob AllYuCanEatMEATZ&trade;? Dere r a 24/7 pee-mail sanctuary an' giff shop nexx door, tu!!" 

"Sounds good. I'll call and make a reservation for, say, 7pm??"

                  -an hour later at the restaurant-

"Hey!! Yu cwazee pupses!! Ged down fwum dat MEATZ&trade; buffet!! No pup or peepoles wants yur pawpwintses in dere fudz!! Dat r jus' bad manners!"

"Sowwy, Unkle Zaydee :( We r habbin' a bery tuff time sittin' an' watin' fur da waiter guy tu bwing our bowls..."

"Well, dis wood be a bery gud pwace tu stard our twainin': 'Payshunts r a birtue'. Dis meenses, sumtimes yu gotta wate fur da gud stuffs tu habben an', den, when it habbens, it r da gwatest fing E-B-E-R!! 'Speshuly if it r MEATZ&trade; Unnerstan?"

"Ob corse, Unkle Zaydee!"

                      -back at Bob's howse-

"Ok, yu pupses. It r time fur bed. I want all ob yu tu hab a gud sweep cuz, nexx day, we r gonna be werkin' on 'bedience an' junk an' yu need pay 'ttenshun tu e'vyfing I sez, 'kay??"

"Nite-nite, Unkle Zaydee!! Yu W-O-C-K!!!"

"BOL!! Gud nite, pupses. Dis r gonna be GWATE!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Shhhhhhhhhhh!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/713685</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 4 Mar 2011 16:39:38 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/713685</guid>
		<description>Okay, pupses...I r back, bud, pweeze, du nod tell anypup cuz I r compwetewy 'xhausted an' I r still  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Okay, pupses...I r back, bud, pweeze, du nod tell anypup cuz I r compwetewy 'xhausted an' I r still unpackin' an' junk, 'kay?? I hab WOTZA gud stories tu tell yu 'bout twainin' dose CWAZEE/NUTZO pupses at Bob's howse :) Wite now I...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&amp;#9729; &amp;#9729; &amp;#9729; &amp;#9729; &amp;#9729;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/712138</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 11:23:15 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/712138</guid>
		<description>Well, pupses, I be headin' out tu Bob's howse soon, so I thot I shood say gudbye tu ALL my fwiendses ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, pupses, I be headin' out tu Bob's howse soon, so I thot I shood say gudbye tu ALL my fwiendses...whu I r gonna see WEAL soon cuz I r nod gonna be goneded fureber!! Dis r jus' a baycayshun wif a lil' bid ob werk frown in! Twainin' da pubbies r gonna be fun! I r gonna hab F-U-N!! An' I r gonna be F-I-N-E!!! See yu when I ged back!! Du nod du anyfing tu cute or tu fun or whuteber, 'kay, pupses?? I wuff yu &hearts;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/711865</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 08:09:34 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/711865</guid>
		<description>Okay, fings r geddin' kinda cwazee an' nutzo here, Zaidie's pwace. Momma r compwetewy attachded tu d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Okay, fings r geddin' kinda cwazee an' nutzo here, Zaidie's pwace. Momma r compwetewy attachded tu da ceilin' an' I habded a BERY tuff time geddin' hur cawfee tu hur dis day. Dadda helpded wif da bodka dwip wast nite, so we r hopin' it r gonna kick in soon cuz we r duin' a woad twip tu Towonto dis day. I hope da ceiling r gonna fit intu da car :D

It r mornin' here, Zaidie's pwace an' it r 10 degwees celsius which r 'bout 50 degwees F, so our snows r meltin' so fass dat yu can pwacticawwy see it habbenin' wif yur own eyeses. Da gud nues r dat I r nod gonna need wear a jacket dis day! Howeber, if Dadda an' I go fur a walk in da city, I r gonna need wear my bootie-fings, Momma sez :D Whut da Momma duz nod kno' r nod gonna hurt hur, wite, pupses???

I r be goin' tu Bob's howse lader on Sadurday affernoon. I tellded Dadda dat I cood dwibe myselb, bud him r gonna take me cuz den him needs pick up Gwamma an' hur r gonna hab a sweepober at Zaidie's pwace WIFOUT da Z-pup be dere :( Dere fwight tu MN be headin' out 'wound noon. Dadda r geddin' weady tu be dealin' wif 2, nod 1, but 2/two/deux/1+1 bery 'cited an' anxious wadies whu jus' wanna ged tu MN. Den dem will be able tu bweathe an' junk, dem fink :D

Oh, yeah, condogumatations tu da Westie whu winnded Best in Bweed at Westminster an' den went on tu pwace 4th in da Terrier Gwoop!! I du nod kno' yur name, pup, bud I du kno' dat yur home r 'bout an hour fwum Zaidie's pwace, here in SW Ontario, Canada! We r pwacticawwy naybers an' I teechded yu ALL kno', wite?? :D  LWD W-O-C-K!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MN - Da perfek spot fur a wintur baycayshun :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/711370</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 09:10:33 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/711370</guid>
		<description>Momma r back up on da ceilin' pupses an' I du nod kno' whut tu du :( On dis-coming Sunday, hur an' D ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma r back up on da ceilin' pupses an' I du nod kno' whut tu du :( On dis-coming Sunday, hur an' Dadda an' Gwamma r fwyin' tu MN tu bisit my Auntie an' dose speshul kidses! Da d-werd fing, which needed lawyers an' stuff, r OFFISHUL!!! My Auntie needs see hur fambly, so dem r goin' fur a coupla yearses or sumfing.

I COOD go if it wuz spwing or summer cuz dem wanna du a woadtwip tu MN sumtime, bud winter r NOD a gud time du dat. 'Stead, I r goin' tu stay wif Bob, my bweeder/bwoomer/boarder guy. We WUFF each uber WOTZ an' I r gonna hab wotza fun cuz dere r kidses in dat howse an' dem knowded me when I wuz jus' a lil' wee pubby!! AN' Bob needs me, Zaidie, tu help twain sum nu puppies!! Yu kno', dem need lern how du zoomies an' be cute an' shwed papers an' stuff!! I r da pup fur da job :D

Anyfur, Momma r bery 'xiety-fillded finkin' 'bout nod be wif me fur almost 2 weeks. I keep sayin' :"Momma!! I r gonna be fine! Bob wuffs me, Zaidie, an' I wuff him, tu &hearts; I r gonna ged tu WUN WIKE DA WIND wif da Westies an' Scotties in Bob's big, fenced yard!! I r gonna sweep on Bob's bed AN' du all kindza gwate stuffs!! I be ok, Momma. I pwomise."

Da suitcases r out an' one ob da gess wooms upstairses r geddin' fillded wif clothes an' junk. Dadda finks Momma oberpacks ALL DA TIME when dem go 'way, bud Momma sez dat it r wintur an' hur needs be warm an' junk. An' hur weminds him dat when hur went tu MN last June, hur habded 2 suitcases!! Him r lucky hur duz nod need him tu take anuber suitcase himselb! BOLBOLBOL! Wacky 'wentses!! Can nod wive wif dem - can nod wive wifout dem :D

Oh, an Habby Bawentineses Day tu all my pup pals! An' fanks fur all da wuff an' woses an' kisses yu hab beended sendin' tu me :) Yu r da nicest an' sweetest pup palses a LWD wike me, Zaidie, cood eber hab &hearts; &#10048; &#9728;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Da stuffs I pud up wif....</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/711061</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 09:34:17 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/711061</guid>
		<description>I 'sppose I shood WEintwoduce my selb, pupses. I r Zaidie an' I r a Westie an' I wiv here, Zaidie's  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I 'sppose I shood WEintwoduce my selb, pupses. I r Zaidie an' I r a Westie an' I wiv here, Zaidie's pwace. I r kinda cute an' I wuff da MEATZ™ an' I wuff ALL my fwiendses AN' I r oosuawwy here E'VYDAY. Howeber, yes'day sumfing habbended!!

Momma an' me, Zaidie, wakeded up. I wentded downstairs an' turnded on da cawfee, while Momma gottded dwessded an' junk. We went out fur -pwibacy, pweeze- an' den Momma gibded me my bwekfus an' den hur habded hur cawfee, fanks tu me, Zaidie :D

Dadda turns on da big 'puter in da early mornin' so da 'back ups' can habben afore Momma an' me Zaidie, need use it. Dadda r a IT manager at a big company, so him r ALL 'bout duin' ALL KINDZA JUNK tu 'puters tu keep dem werkin' an' tu keep dem safe fwum bad 'puter peepoles :)

So, anyfur, Momma wented tu ged ontu dis Dogster fing cuz dat r whut hur duz furst e'vyday, bud hur habded no innernetses, so hur cood nod!! Hur messded 'wound wif all kindza stuffs an' hur eben callded Dadda. Yes, it wuz DAT 'portant!! Howeber, him wuz in a meetin' an' Momma 'cided it wuz NOD a 'mergency, eben doe it feelded wike one!!

Momma habded a 'ppointment wif hur doctor an' hur pwan wuz go shoppin' fur stuffs aftur dat an' it wuz BERY 'portant tu hur tu ged outta da howse wifout me, Zaidie (!!!!). It r like pullin' teefs tu ged hur out dese days. I tellded hur dat I wood be fine an' I wuz!

Dadda came home on hims way back tu werk aftur lunch an' him takeded me out fur -pwibacy, pweeze- an' gibded me sum fudz. Dem him wentded back tu werk an' lader 'wound 6pm, him cameded home!! Den Momma callded an' askded if us guyses cood pick hur up at da mall!! We sayded, "We are on our way!!" Dadda wuz bery tired fwum werkin' all week, so him let me dwibe ober tu da mall!! I did well, him sed!!

On da way home Dadda dwibeded da car an' Momma sat in da back seat, 'side my way kewl car/bed seat-fing an' hur patted my cute lil' body all da way home, 'cept when I sawded a unauthorizeded doggie on da stweet an' I needed tell him tu "Ged home or I r gonna awwest yu, yu darn pup!!"

At home Momma wuz tu tired tu du anyfing, EBEN ged on Dogster. We all wentded tu bed bery early an' we sweepded fur sebenty-eleben hours or sumfing an' dis day we r all tugefur an' stuffs :) I missded yu pupses ♥ ❀ ☀, bud da Z-pup r back :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&quot;Zaidie - LIVE on channel 5 e'vy nite!&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/710377</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 6 Feb 2011 14:28:42 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/710377</guid>
		<description>...&quot;But, Bill, as station manager, can't you understand what I go through DAILY with this clown, wha ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ..."But, Bill, as station manager, can't you understand what I go through DAILY with this clown, what's his name, Baby???"

"No, Bart. It's Zaidie, and he is ratings GOLD!! You would not believe the e-mails we get whenever he's on the air - through the ROOF, I tell you!! We get rid of him and...I don't know, Bart. I think we'd ALL be out looking for a job. We simply can't get rid of the one thing that's bringing in the viewers. No way, my friend..."

" Well, $%$#%&%*$#...How am I supposed to compete with a little white dog who talks, albeit with atrocious grammar???"

"That's the beauty part, Bart - you're NOT competing with him! You're competing with Ed over on channel 3 and his "Let Jingles the Kitty Choose the Weather" bit! And it's *so* not working. Our LWD is killing that cat in the ratings!! It..."

*Bart's phone rings*


"Hey, Barf! It r me, Zaidie!! We r dwibin' home fwum Gwamma an' Gwampa's howse an' dere r WOTZA nu snows out here!!! Can I tell da pupses an' peepoles all 'bout it on da teebee wite now??"

"Oh, $%$#@. The dog's on the phone and he wants to go live on the highway in the snow."

"PERFECT!! Yeah, let's go with it!! He can be our lead story at 11pm!!"

                             ***

"This is Bartholemew Nolan with 'The Late News' on channel 5. We have a breaking story to open with tonight. Now to our field correspondent, Zaidie."

"Hey, Barf!! I r nod in a feeld dis day!! I r in da car wif Momma an' Dadda, comin' home fwum Gwamma an' Gwampa's howse where I habded WOTZA fun wunning wike da WIND, 'wound an' wound da pool an' den I habded sum lil' bits ob cawwot an' DEN I eated sum MEATZ&trade; which wuz steak an' it wuz 'LICIOUS an' den I gwowlded at my cuzin, Woody, when it wuz hims turn tu eat steak an' den..."

"Get to the point, Zaidie."

"It r NOD nice tu point, Barf!! Yu shood kno' dat! Yu a gwown up!"

"What do you have to tell us, Zaidie??"

"Oh, yeah! It snowded an' snowded WOTZ while I wuz at cuzin Woody's howse an' da peepoles wuz jokin' 'bout 'Snowpocalypse' an' 'Snowmageddon' an' stuffs wike dat...AN' dem habded clof nabkins on dere waps in case dem swoppded fudz, 'stead ob paper, cuz it wuz NOD a bbq, eben doe Gwampa useded hims fing wif fire tu cook da MEATZ&trade; , so I cood nod shwed anyfing dis nite, Barf."

"That's a pity, Baby."

"Barf! I r Zaidie!! I r nod a baby! Bud I usta be a baby pubby an' I wuz jus' a lil' guy an' I wiveded wif Bob in hims big howse in da countwy an' da yard wuz fenceded in an' me an' my sibwings all WUNNDED WIKE DA WIND in Bob's yard an' when it wuz wainin'..."

"Okay. Thank you, Zaidie, for that fascinating report."

"Yu r welcome, Barf!! Wanna come tu my howse an' watch me du zoomies an' junk in da snows???"

"Uh...Yeah, sure, Zaidie. Sometime. Thanks...and now for rest of the news..."

                            ***]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut da WOOF?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/709817</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 2 Feb 2011 15:49:46 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/709817</guid>
		<description>If yu hab nuffin tu du, yu shood wook on my pwofile page!!! I hab a nu backgwound, bud, more 'portan ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ If yu hab nuffin tu du, yu shood wook on my pwofile page!!! I hab a nu backgwound, bud, more 'portantly, dere r a kitty on my page an' him r makin' fun ob me!! It r nod nice.

Also, if any ob yu pupses kno' how Momma cood move dat kitty fing up on my page, cood yu pweeze tell hur how du dat in as few werds as poss'ble?? Fanks &hearts;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~Channel 5~ Yur Stashun fur Nues an' Junk, All da Time :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/709679</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 1 Feb 2011 19:34:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/709679</guid>
		<description>...&quot;And that's the news. Now to Z-Pup with the latest on this massive snowstorm heading into Ontario ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ..."And that's the news. Now to Z-Pup with the latest on this massive snowstorm heading into Ontario. Z-Pup?"

"Fanks, Barfolemew!"

"Z-Pup! It's Bartholomew!"

"Okay, sowwy, Barf. It r so cold out here dat I r habbin' WOTZA twubbles tawkin' pwoperwy. Anyfur, I r out here in sum feeld jus' outside da city an' dere r no snows comin' down yet...Wate. I see sum!! Dere r a fwake ob snow!! Hey, yu, camewa-guy! Can yu ged a shot ob dis fwake afore it meltses here on my lil' bootie???"

"You say there's snow out there, Z-Pup??"

"Yeah, a fwake jus' fellded ontu my bootie, bud it melted :( We r 'spectin' a hole bunch ob snows anytime now. All I can see, doe, r a coupla cowses ober dere an'...WATE!! R dat a K-I-T-T-Y????? OMD :O!!!!!!! *BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK*"

"Z-Pup!! Uh...Z-Pup??"

"Hi, Barf. Sowwy 'bout dat! Grrrrrrrrrr Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* Dis darn kitty will NOD GO 'WAY!! I gess I shood send it back tu yu in da studio, Barf!"

"Fine, Z-Pup. You keep us posted on the weafer...I mean, the weather out there. We'll have more with Z-Pup at the end of this broadcast. And now to Frank with the sports! How 'bout those Maple Leafs, Frank?"

"Oh, you know it, Bart. I was....."

"GUYSES!!! Da snows! Dem r here!!

"Excuse me, Frank...Yes, Z-Pup?"

"It r snowin', Barf an' Fwank!! Come an' du zoomies wif me!!! It r F-U-N *zoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoomzoom*

"We'll be right back after these messages from your local station....Could someone get me my pills, please?"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Stwanger dan ficshun</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/709497</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 16:11:12 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/709497</guid>
		<description>Once 'pon a time, dere wuz a fambly ob bears whu wiveded in MN. Dere wuz a Momma bear, a Dad bear an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Once 'pon a time, dere wuz a fambly ob bears whu wiveded in MN. Dere wuz a Momma bear, a Dad bear an' 3 cute lil' bear cubs. Dem wiveded in a bery nice howse wif wotza space an' wotza twees in dere yard an' wotza stuffs fur da cubses tu du.

Da Dad bear habded anger isshoes an' wuz a cwassic narcissist. E'vyfing wuz all 'bout him, all da time. Him wuz bery unpwedictable an' wood 'SPLODE when him wuz angwy. Him hab beended physically 'busive tu hims wife, da Momma ob da 3 cubs an' da cubses hab seended more dan any cubs shood eber see.

Da Momma twied leave when hur habded onwy 2 cubs, bud da Dad bear sayded,"I pwomise fings r gonna change. I pwomise!" So aftur 3 monfs in a shelter fur abused Momma bears (wif hur 2 lil' cubs) da Momma Bear went back home tu da Dad Bear. Fings wuz ok at furst, bud da Dad bear conbinceded da Momma Bear dat hur fambly in Canada wuz BAD NUES, so dem wuz tweeted badly. Baby bear cub number 3 wuz bornded, bud da Canada peepoles wuz nod welcome tu bisit 'til long aftur da baby bear wuz bornded.

Gwaduawwy, fings gottded wurser an' wurser. Da Canada peepoles bisited when dem wuz 'llowded, bud it wuz nod fun at all :(  Da bear cubs cwieded an' cwieded tu da Gwamma Bear an' da Auntie Bear cuz da Dad Bear skeerded dem an' him maded dere Momma cwy wotz an' him treatended da Momma's bear's life wotz, tu. It wuz a HUGE mess.

Finawwy, da Momma Bear an' hur free lil' cubs went tu da howse ob a bery kind fwiend, where dem stayded fur 2 weeks. Da Momma Bear hab awweady werkded wif a pawsum lawyer  an' da Dad Bear wuz serbeded wif diborce papers soon aftur. Dis time da Momma Bear wuz NOD GOIN' BACK...Bud da Dad Bear did nod bwiebe it. 

Him pwomiseded da Momma Bear da Sun an' da Moon an' da stars. Hur sayded, "No, fanks." Den him gottded angwy an' wifout da Momma Bear knowin' him messded wif hur 'puter, so dat ALL da Momma Bear's e-mails an' FB stuffs wented tu hims 'puter, tu :O An' him installded sumfing in hur behicle so dat him cood twack e'vywhere hur wentded an' him followded hur all ober da pwace. Can yu bewiebe dis???

Anyfur, it r *almost* ober now. Nexx week, da diborce r gonna be final. Da Dad Bear buyded a howse fur him an' fur da 3 bear cubs when dem r wif him. When dem r wif dere Momma, dey will be in dere uber howse. 

It r nod gonna be ezee at times an' dere r gonna be gud times an' bad times, bud da hole fambly r finkin' dat dis r gonna be bedder fur all ob dem. Da Auntie Bear r hopin' tu stay off ob da ceilin' fur a bery long time. An' da LWD can curl up on hims couch an' sigh wif contentment once 'gain, knowin' dat fings r geddin' bedder wif hims speshul cuzin kidses ♥ ♥ ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pupses!! Gess whut I eated!! :D</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/709246</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 20:10:54 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/709246</guid>
		<description>Momma an' Dadda wentded out tu buy gwocewies an' junk dis day an' dem 'bandonded me, Zaidie :( I wat ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma an' Dadda wentded out tu buy gwocewies an' junk dis day an' dem 'bandonded me, Zaidie :( I watchded teebee fur a while an' den I habded a lil' nap. Finawwy, aftur sebenty-eleben hours or sumfing, dem cameded home an', OMD, da bagses dem bwingded in da howse smellded PAWSUM!! Chiggen an' begebles an' bwead an' beef an' fwoot :D I went fwum bag tu bag, sniffin' an' snortin', twyin' find sumfing tu eat! All I hearded wuz,"Zaidie, ged yur schnooter outta da bags!" 'gain an' 'gain cuz I r such a gud wissener :D

I helpded Momma pud da fudz 'way in da fwidge an' cupboards an' stuff while Dadda wuz outside, messin' 'wound wif junk! All ob a sudden, 2 lil' wound bwown fings fellded ontu da chitchen floor fwum a gwocewy bag. Momma r fast, bud I r FASTER :D I gwabbded dose lil' fings an' starded chewin'!!

"Hmmm...Dese r cwunchy lil' fings!...Hmmm...Dem du NOD taste tu gud :(  Oh, well. I gess I will swallow dem :D " 

"Zaidie!! Open your mouth. NOW!"

Hur twied an' twied, bud Momma cood nod open my cute lil' moufy. BOL!! Den hur figureded out dat I eated coffee beanses!!

"Du nod wurry, Momma! I will nod eat dem 'gain. ICK!!"

Den Momma wunnded tu da 'puter tu see if coffee beans r nod gud fur pupses. Wite!! Dem r nod gud!!...bud dat wuz 5 hours 'go an' I r fine :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Wobbie Burnses Day, e'vypup!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/708715</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 19:08:08 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/708715</guid>
		<description>I r shur dat all yu pupses fwum Scotwand (an' yu kno' whu yu r!!) hab been cewebwatin' Wobbie Burnse ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r shur dat all yu pupses fwum Scotwand (an' yu kno' whu yu r!!) hab been cewebwatin' Wobbie Burnses Day dis day! It r hims birfday an' him r sebenty elebenty ten-hunnerd or sumfing!
Anyfur, I knowded him, back in da day when I wuz jus' a yung pup back in dose Highwands ob Scotwand. Him wuz a poet!

One day Wobbie sayded tu me :"Hey, you Laddie-pup!! Have some haggis and then I have an idea for you, my Lad."

"Whut, Wobbie??? Mmmmm...Dis haggis stuff r G-U-D!! Whut r in it??"

"Oh, dear Laddie, you do not want to know that :D Just eat it and wash it down with this fine Scotch!"

"OY BEY :O Dat stuff BURNSES my lil' froat!!"

"Suck it up, Laddie, and listen to me to me. I am thinking it's time for us Scots to venture across the ocean and see what is on the other side! Think you're up to that, Laddie-pup??"

"Uh, shur, Wobbie...Yu dwivin'??"

"No, my Lad. You are going alone. Time to blaze some trails and introduce the world to all things Scottish!"

"Yu meen wike haggis an' junk? Okay. I du it."

So I jumpded intu da ocean an' fwimmded ober an' I discubberded Canada an' den I....habded a nap an' a lil' snack an' I founded Bob an' den him founded my Momma an' Dadda an' dat r it :D

P.S. Any yu pupses habbin' Dogster twubbles dis day?? E'vy time I twy du anyfing, I ged loggded out, eben doe I r nod loggin' out?? WTW??]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie an' da GINORMOUS W-A-T!!! ~Part 3~ Dis r da end part :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/708291</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 10:38:15 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/708291</guid>
		<description>So da wat an' me, Zaidie, finishded our 'licious fudz an' went ober tu da wecyclin' bins tu ged wid  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So da wat an' me, Zaidie, finishded our 'licious fudz an' went ober tu da wecyclin' bins tu ged wid ob our garbage an' junk.

"So...Does the chase continue fwum here, LWD??"

"Shur, wat. I du a countdown an' den yu start WUNNIN' WIKE DA WIND, 'kay?"

"I'll do my best, pup."

"FREE, TOO, WUN - GO!!!

I chaseded dat wat fur a few bwocks. Peepoles on da sidewalks keepded SCWEEMIN' at him; Den dem wood wook at me an' say "Get him, little doggie!! Kill that rat!!" Den dem wood pat my cute lil' Westie hed an' I wood take off wike a shot an' ged so cwose tu da wat dat I keepded twippin' on hims tail!!

"I r wite 'hind yu, wat!! Hey, yu habba name, wat??"

"Yeah, Roscoe. And you?"

"I r Zaidie Lebi Gee an' I r free years old!! How old r yu??"

"I'm not certain. I never knew my parents. They abandoned me and my siblings in the nest. We had to look out for each other until we were old enough to be on our own. I don't know where anyone is, though."

"Awwww...dis r sad, Woscoe :( Yu miss dem??"

"Sure do, Zaidie. I even went on Ratbook to try and find them."

"Yu hab a 'puter???"

"No. I use one at a library, if I can sneak in before closing time."

" Hey, Woscoe!! How 'bout if I pud yu in my secwet pocket an' yu won't hab tu WUN WIKE DA WIND, anymore?"

"Okay. Thanks. I am getting tired and my asthma is acting up *cough cough cough*"

We stoppded WUNNING WIKE DA WIND an' I pickded Woscoe up an' carefuwwy pud him in my secwet pocket.

"Wow. Nice in here, Zaidie! Um, you do realize, of course, that you are no longer chasing me, right?"

"Yeah, I know....I du nod wanna chase yu anymore, Woscoe. I wanna help yu. How 'bout we hed ober tu dat Best Buy ober dere an' ged yu a 'puter ob yur own?"

"You would do that for me??"

"Shur wood, Woscoe...When all da peepoles on da sidewalk wuz tellin' me tu ged yu, I feeled bery sad an' I dint wanna hurt yu anymore. Now I r gonna set yu up fur da bestest wat life eber!! Mabbe yu shood stay hidden in my scecwet pocket while we go ged yu a 'puter, 'kay?? Peepoles r nod bery nice when dem see yu an' dere r wotza scweemin' an' junk. Yu jus' stay cozy down dere, 'kay? I fink Opwah r on now, if yu wanna watch teebee."

"Cool! Love what you've done down here!"

"Fanks, Woscoe!"

I enterded da Best Buy store an' peepoles wuz ALL OBER ME, cuz dem thotded I wuz cute an' junk. I tellded dem whut I wanted an' dem founded it. We went ober tu da check-out pwace an' dem gibbded me a chair tu stand on cuz I cood nod weach da debit 'chine wif my lil' Westie leggies..!

Soon I wuz back out on da stweet an' I sayded,"Woscoe, I hab yur 'puter!! Now we r gonna find a nice home fur yu :)"

"Zaidie, no one is going to want to have an old rat living in their house. We need to be realistic here."

"Shur, Woscoe, bud wook!"

Dere in fwont ob us wuz a sign dat sayded 'Short/Long Term furnished Rat Apartments for Rent'. We wentded in an' I takeded Woscoe outta my secwet pocket. Hims eyes gotted BERY BIG when he sawded where we wuz...

"OMR!! It's like Heaven for rats, but without the dying part!!!"

"Fink yu wood wike wive here, Woscoe??"

"OMR, Y-E-S!! But, Zaidie, I have no money or references - nothing. I can't stay here."

"Yes, yu can, Woscoe. It r my giff tu yu. Hab a BESTEST wat life eber,'kay. I'll take care ob da went fur as long as yu live an' I r gonna come back an' bisit when I come tu Towonto wif my pawents, 'kay? Hey, wook ober dere! Dat wat wooks jus' wike yu!!"

"OMR!! It's my sister, Ruthie!! Thank you so very much for being so kind to me, Zaidie! See you in a couple of weeks, my friend &hearts;"

"See yu, Woscoe &hearts;"

I went out tu da stweet an' headed back tu da car where my Dadda wuz werkin' on hims 'puter.

"Zaidie! You're back! Good timing. Your Momma's not back yet. Did you get the rat??"

"Well, I did an' I did nod, bud him r in a bedder pwace. Can we cuddle now, Dadda?"

                        ~ Da End~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie-pup tu da wescue &amp;hearts;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/708045</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 08:39:03 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/708045</guid>
		<description>I r be finishin' off da W-A-T story nexx day, pupses. I kno' dat yu r waitin' an' waitin', bud dis d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r be finishin' off da W-A-T story nexx day, pupses. I kno' dat yu r waitin' an' waitin', bud dis day we r goin' on anuber woad twip tu Towonto. Mabbe dis time I will see a cwocodile or sumfing kewl wike dat :D

If yu wanna see nu Zaidie junk, hed ober tu my pwofile page - dere r a nu backgwound an' a coupla nu pichurs AN' dere r a bideo ob me, Zaidie, hoppin' 'wound in da snow wike a cute lil' bunny!! It r jus' a short bideo, bud yu can see Zaidie cuteness pwacticawwy LIVE, if yu wanna :)

Momma an' me, Zaidie, r habbin' a tuff time duin' anyfing dese days. Momma stwuggles wif fings, anyway, bud wite now all hur wants tu du r be alone. We stay up late at nite cuz aftur Dadda goes tu bed an' da teebee r OFF, it r nice an' quiet 'gain an' it r usuawwy da best time ob day fur Momma.

Wast nite we went out fur -Pwibacy, pweeze-. Den I habded a lil' snack an' Momma carried me, Zaidie, upstairs. I need be carried cuz dere r no carpet on da stairs an' dem r swippery an' junk. I r skeerded ob dem :O Dere r gonna be carpet on dem soon. Den I mite wike tu go upstairs myselb! 

We wentded intu da gess woom cuz Momma wanted tu wead a book. Dere r bunk bedses in dere, bud we sweep on da bottom. Momma puttded me on my speshul Zaidie spot an' den wentded tu bwush hur teefs. When hur came back I was chewin' on one ob my fwont pawses an' I wood nod stop :(

Momma tellded me tu stop an' I dint lissen. Hur twieded moove my cute lil' Westie hed 'way fwum my paw an' I snappded at hur. Dis skeerded hur so hur steppded back an...smashded hur hed on da upper bunk :( It WEALLY hurt an' hur wuz sad anyway, so hur cwieded.

Hur gottded intu bed an' I wuz watchin' hur cwy. Den I quickwy gottded up an' went ober tu hur an' gibded hur kisses an' wuff an' stuff. Dis maded hur cwy eben harder! I keepded gibbin' kisses an' wettin' hur wub my cute lil' belly. It seemded tu help an' soon hur startded weadin' an' calmded down a bit. I stayded wite dere on hur lap. When hur turnded off da lite, I stayded wite 'side hur, touchin' hur so dat hur wood kno' hur wuz nod alone ♥ I r nod jus' anuber pwetty face!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie an' da GINORMOUS W-A-T!! ~ Part 2 ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/707591</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 18:46:52 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/707591</guid>
		<description>So dere I wuz, starin' at da wat whu wuz wissenin' tu hims PodPod an' singin' awong tu a song 'bout  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So dere I wuz, starin' at da wat whu wuz wissenin' tu hims PodPod an' singin' awong tu a song 'bout a wat nameded Ben. I sayded,"Hey, yu wat! Yu 'norin' me or sumfing? I r tawkin' tu yu!"

"Yeah, I hear you. So what am I supposed to do about it, punk?"

"Hey, watch it, wat. I r a bery nice pup. I r jus' duin' whut comes natuawwy tu me cuz I wuz bornded tu chase wats an' junk in dose Highwands ob Scotwand which r my homewand an' den I fwimmded ober tu Canada tu wive wif Bob an' den..."

"Hey, punk. You talk too much."

"Why I otta...Grrrrrr... I r gonna chase yu now - GO!!!!"

So I startded WUNNIN' WIKE DA WIND in da diwection ob da nasty wat. Him takeded off wunnin' an' dwoppded hims PodPod an' I twippded ober it an' fell on my cute lil' Westie schnooter :( Bud I focusded weally hard on bein' a big bwave boy-pup an' soon I wuz gainin' on da pesky bermin!!

"I r WITE 'hind yu, yu nasty wat, an' I r gonna..."

"Hey, little white dog, you wanna stop for lunch??"

"SHUR!!! I r alwayz hungwy! Where we shood go?"

"What do you like, kid?"

"Um...MEATZ&trade;, dat kinda stuff. Yu?"

"That sounds good. How about this place, 'The Keg'? Lots of meat on this menu here by the door."

"Shur!! Wet's ged eatin'!!"

I followded da wat intu da westauwant an' da hostess gweeted us wif scweems an' shwieks an' junk. I twieded 'xplain tu hur dat we jus' wanted hab sum fudz an' dat I habded my own debit card tu pay fur it, bud hur keepded scweemin'!

"Okay, maybe we should get our food to go. This poor lady has clearly never seen a rat and a LWD dining out together."

We gottded our fudz an' headed back out tu a bench we sawded half a bwock back. I habded MEATZ&trade; wif a side ob MEATZ&trade; an' a nice fwesh bowl ob water. Da wat habded a pile of fudz scwaps fwum da garbage, wif a side of week-old fwies an' sum milk dat wentded bad wast monf :O

Soon we wuz finishded an'... 

    ~Du NOD miss Part 3 ob Zaidie an' da GINORMOUS W-A-T ~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie an' da Ginormous W-A-T!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/707203</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 18:34:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Okay, so, dere I wuz wif my Dadda, sittin' in da car in a parkin' wot in Towonto. Momma habded a 'pp ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Okay, so, dere I wuz wif my Dadda, sittin' in da car in a parkin' wot in Towonto. Momma habded a 'ppointment, so hur wuz goneded. It wuz snowin', bud it wuz nod *weally* cold. Outside da car it wuz BERY swushy an' mucky an' salty an', 'fore hur weaveded us, Momma sayded,"If you go out walking, please put on Zaidie's boots, okay??" Whudeber, Momma... :D

We wuz parkded in our fabouwite spot, unner da big twee. I wuff dat spot cuz I can be on skwerl patwol, like any gud terrier wood be, so dat wuz whut I wuz duin' when I sawded it!! IT wuz weerd an' unwike anyfing I hab eber seended afore!! So I starded barkin' my cute lil' white fwuffy hed off!!!

"Dadda!!! Whut r dat fing???? *barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark*"

"Zaidie, that's a rat!"

"A WAT???" *barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark* I wanna ged him, Dadda!!! Can I????? Pweeze??? I jus' wememberded dat I usta chase wats an' junk back in dose Highwands ob Scotwand, afore I fwimmded ober tu Canada!!"

"You swam to Canada? Funny...Bob didn't mention that when he told us about you."

"Yeah, well, I missded my fwite cuz dere wuz a mix-up wif da immigwation peepoles an' I cood nod ged my werk bisa an' I wuz bery mad, so I fwimmded ober...Bob meetded me in Newfoundwand. Den we...woded bikeses back tu 'tario...Dadda!! Da wat r geddin' 'way!!! I gotta go!!! *barkbarkbarkbarkbark*

"Okay, but you be back before your Momma gets back here, okay?? What about your boots?"

"Oh, man..."

We pudded on my boots an', FINAWWY, I jumpded out ob da car an' wan...WAN WIKE DA WIND...ober tu da skool yard nexx tu da parkin' wot, where I founded da wat, leanin' 'gainst a fence, wissenin' tu hims PodPod-fing an' singin' a song 'bout anuber wat nameded 'Ben'...Hims boice maded me shiber!! Ewwwwwww...

"Hey, yu wat!!"

~Stay tuneded fur da nexx part ob da story ob 'Zaidie an' da GINORMOUS W-A-T, comin' soon~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I was taggded!! (wast week - OMD!!)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/706863</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 19:29:49 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I kno' yu pupses r waitin' tu heer da story ob me, Zaidie, an' da HUGE WAT I seeded da uber day!! (O ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I kno' yu pupses r waitin' tu heer da story ob me, Zaidie, an' da HUGE WAT I seeded da uber day!! (OMD!! Me, tu!! :D)
Furst I need du dis...I was taggded wast week by my sweet fwiend, da Wuffwy Miss Silbia!! Hang on cuz here we go!!

1. Du yu eber steal yur fur-sibwings toyses?
 - I du nod hab a fur-sibwing, bud I hab 2 cuzins whu r pupses!! If I habded a brofur or sisfur, it wood be an honour tu steal hims or hurs toyses!

2. Du yu eber pway keep-away wif yur Mom's stuff?
 - I shur du!! Mostwy I take shoes an' junk fwum da fwont hall ob our howse an' den I WUN WIKE DA WIND fru da wivin' woom where I r seended an' chaseded! :D

3. Whut is yur fabourite fing tu du??
 -Dat r ezee - WUN WIKE DA WIND!! An' eat fudz :) Ooops..dat r 2 fings!

4. Hab yu eber twied tu wedecowate da howse when da 'wentses r out?
 - Onwy if dem r silly 'nuff tu weave paper 'wound cuz I r a shweddin' 'chine!! BOL!!

5. Whut is the last thing yur Momma sed tu yu??
 - "Whut a gud boy yu r!" I r pwetty shur dat r it :D

6. Whut r yur biggest pet peeve??
 - I du nod wike it when peepoles pud salt on dere sidewalkses inside ob shovellin' da snow!! Salt r fur ICE - nod snow, yu wazy peepoles!! Salt r nod gud fur pupses feetz!! Ged wif da pwogwamme!!

7. If yu cood hab one wish, whut wood it bee?
 - Dat r ezee!! MEATZ&trade; fur all da pupses in da hole werld!! an' cool, fwesh water, tu :)

8. How did yu come tu yur fambly?
 - Momma an' Dadda meeted Bob da bweeder fwum GlenRoslin Westies an' Scotties an' him sayded,"Yu nice peepoles. Yu can hab a Westie pubby!" Den dey giveded Bob sum munnies an' I cameded wive here, Zaidie's pwace!! When dem go 'way, I stay wif Bob - him r wike my uncle :)

9. How hab yu changeded since yu wuz a pubby?
 - Hmmm... I r bigger an' smarter an' nod skeerded ob junk wike I wuz when I wuz a pubby an' my bark r WOUDER!!! Pwug yur earses, peepoles!!

An' dat r it!! Fanks fur taggin' me, Miss Silbia!! Hab fun pwayin' in da snow at yur howse, pwetty gurl!!

If any yu pupses wanna pway, consider yurselb taggded!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yu win, Momma...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/706729</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 9 Jan 2011 19:48:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>If yu hab seended my backgwound watewy, yu mite be finkin' : &quot;Yu wose a bet or sumfing, Z-pup?? Dat  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ If yu hab seended my backgwound watewy, yu mite be finkin' : "Yu wose a bet or sumfing, Z-pup?? Dat backgwound wooks MITEY gurly wif all dose flowers an' junk!!"

I kno' it, pupses. I kno' it. I wuz wookin' fur pichurs ob WAY KEWL stuffs, wike snakeses an' bery FASS carses an' Momma sawded dis backgwound. Hur wuffded it so much, I HABDED wet hur use it cuz dat r da kinda guy I r - weally nice :)

Anyfur, I hab nod wited any diawy entwies wecentwy cuz my life r 'xtremely borin' an' Momma habs a bad case ob Witer's Bwock wite now. We need ged our gwoove back. Any yu pupses kno' how du dat???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HABBY NU YEARZ, MY FWIENDSES!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/705734</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 1 Jan 2011 10:46:02 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>~Nu Year~

           Old year r goneded.
           Nu year r here an' waitin'
           Fur u ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ~Nu Year~

           Old year r goneded.
           Nu year r here an' waitin'
           Fur us tu hab FUN!!!!!!

I r stardin' da fun by goin' tu bisit Gwampa dis day an' I r takin' da 'wentses wif me!! Gwampa wives in a small town callded Listowel, 'bout a monf or so 'way fwum here. Momma jus' sayded him r an hour away. Fanks, Momma! Dat *weally* clearses fings up fur us pupses :D Hur r so naibe!!

When we go bisit Gwampa, we twabel fru sum Mennonite billages. Da Old Order Mennonites use horses an' buggies! Gess whu wikes tu bark hims head off at da horses!! Gib up?? Me, Zaidie, ob corse :D 

Darn horses trottin' along da side ob da highway wike dem own da pwace AN' dem poop an' NO PEEPOLES pick it up!! It jus' wies dere on da side ob da woad, wastin' its perfekwy gud stink!!! Can yu bewiebe it??? No, I hab neber been 'llowded tu ged out ob da car an' sniff it :(  Mabbe dis time!?! Momma jus' sayded NO in capital wetters!! Oy bey..

Anyfur, I need go pack my stuffs fur da day an' ged warmded up fur da ZOOMIES I r gonna du when I ged tu Gwampa's howse!! Bark wif yu lader, pupses!! I wuff yu ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dem r UP!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/705328</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 10:40:01 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Finawwy, my nu pichurs r up, bud dere r so many an' I chatted SO much 'bout each pichur, dat yu need ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Finawwy, my nu pichurs r up, bud dere r so many an' I chatted SO much 'bout each pichur, dat yu need go intu my album tu see all ob dem!! Hope yu wike dem!! Here r a haiku I wited, tu!


                -Ober-

          Santa wentded home.
          Da giffs r all unwappded.
          I wuff ALL my fwiends &hearts;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wake up, Momma!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/705254</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 19:03:00 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/705254</guid>
		<description>OMD!! All da stwess an' junk fwum Chwissymus hab maded my Momma BERY sweepy an' tired, so hur hab no ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMD!! All da stwess an' junk fwum Chwissymus hab maded my Momma BERY sweepy an' tired, so hur hab nod pudded up my nu pichurs. All hur seems tu wanna du r sweep an' dis r WEEEERD! Hur r nod a napper, normally. Hur hopes be wakin' up soon. 

Du nod feel bad fur me, Zaidie, cuz Dadda r on baycayshun dis week an' we r habbin' WOTZ ob fun an' snuggles, tu! Our walk dis day wuz SO much fun dat we needed gib me a feetz baff when we gotted home cuz my cute lil' feetz wuz a mess :D Bark wif yu soon, pupses &hearts;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!!! S-C-O-R-E!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/705049</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 12:07:09 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/705049</guid>
		<description>Well, Santa came an' went an' him weabeded WOTZA fun stuffs fur me in my stockingS! Yes, I sayded st ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, Santa came an' went an' him weabeded WOTZA fun stuffs fur me in my stockingS! Yes, I sayded stockingS cuz my gud fwiendses Lucy an' Daisy fwum da Pordo Wicos sended me a WAY kewl one wif Santa surfin' an' dwinkin' a cocktail fwum a coconut shell an' wearin' a baffin' suit!! Santa useded BOF my stockings an' him still needed weabe sum giffs on da floor!!

Momma takeded GABILLIONS ob pichurs an' hur r gonna pud dem up soon, so yu can see my nu stuffs AN' da stuffs dat Zoe an' Tux an' Dwober sended me AN' da stuff dat Lucy an' Daisy sended me  AN' da Santa sock Monkey dat Geordie sended me AN' all da kewl WESTIE stuffs dat Miss Wou Ann an' Doo an' Austin sended tu my bery own Momma!!! Fanks fur e'vyfing, yu pupses an' yur famblies! Yu r all BERY thotful an' sweet an' kind an' genewous an' we wuff yu WOTZ ♥

So yu r pwobabwy wunnerin': "Z-pup? Whu winnded da Chwissymus card contest in yur howse???" Whu?? Me, Zaidie, ob corse!! Da final tally wuz Zaidie : 48 cardses an' da 'wentses : 43 cardses!!!! Fanks fur puddin' me ober da top, all yu gurlses an' guyses!! WOO-HOO!!! I hope all ob yu habded da MERRIEST CHWISSYMUS eber!!

*New Backgwound Alert!! Help yur selbses tu da cookies, yu pupses!!*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Santa r comin'!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/704724</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 19:19:46 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>so I need go bed wite now!!! I hope all yu pupses an' yur famblies hab da bestest Chwissymus EBER an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ so I need go bed wite now!!! I hope all yu pupses an' yur famblies hab da bestest Chwissymus EBER an' dat Santa bwings yu WOTZA kewl stuffs an' dat yu ged WOTZA tweetses an' wotza cuddles an' snuggles wif yur bestest peepoles an' wotza snow fur pwayin' in AN', ob corse, MEATZ&trade;!! I wuff yu pupses &hearts;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fur me??</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/704601</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 08:13:54 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/704601</guid>
		<description>Hey, yu pupses!! I hab a mystwee here!! Cood yu help me solbe it?? 
Sumpup named 'Nonymus' sended s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey, yu pupses!! I hab a mystwee here!! Cood yu help me solbe it?? 
Sumpup named 'Nonymus' sended sum misletoe tu my page!! Whu r Nonymus??? Why me? Whut r dis stuff anyfur?? Whut I du wif it?? Why r Momma waffin' an' makin' kissin' noizes at me, Zaidie?? Whut r go on?? Cood I hab a snack, pweeze??]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hey, yu pupses!! Geff whut!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/704507</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 15:50:12 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis nite, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, r gonna du maff!! Yup, dat r whut I sayded - maff!! I hab neber dund ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis nite, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, r gonna du maff!! Yup, dat r whut I sayded - maff!! I hab neber dunded maff afore, bud Momma sez it r fun! Hur WUFFDED maff when hur wuz in skool, 'til hur wuz in gwade 10. Den hur habded da meenest maff teechur in da hole werld, Mister Begin. Him wuz SO skeery dat him maded Momma cwy cuz him humiliated peepoles when dem dint unnerstan stuffs. Momma hopes dat now him r in H*LL, teechin' maff tu peepoles whu r NEBER gonna unnerstan it, jus' so him can be fwustwated fur eternity :D

Hmmm...I wunner where we r gonna du maff!! On da chouch? Upstairs on da big bed? Shood I sharpen sum pencils or sumfing??]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Birfday, Dadda!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/704320</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 12:21:55 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/704320</guid>
		<description>Dis day r my Dadda's birfday!!! Him r...seben-elebenty-fibe...71105 or sumfing :D &quot;Momma? Du I hab a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis day r my Dadda's birfday!!! Him r...seben-elebenty-fibe...71105 or sumfing :D "Momma? Du I hab a giff fur him?...Oh, gud...R it MEATZ&trade;?...Oh...Him *mite* wike it :D

We du nod hab a weal twee in our howse. It r nod cuz da 'wentses thot I wood du -pwibacy, pweeze- on it. Dem jus' dint ged one, bud Momma sez,"Nexx year!" I r nod a twee-peein' kinda pup. I r all 'bout da hydwo poles an' stweet signs an' stweet wites an' stuff. I r a city pup! Bud it wood be bery kewl tu hab a twee inside dis howse!!

My big brofur, Toby, whu r a kitty at da Wainbow Bwidge, usta WUFF da Chwissymus twee. Our howse r old an' da ceilings r high, an' Momma r one dose peepoles whu finks, "Go big or go home" when yu hab da space in yur howse fur a big twee. Sumtimes Dadda usta hab tu cut sum fwum da top ob da twee tu make it fit in da wibbin' woom :D

Momma always pud a soft, white bwankie 'wound da base ob da big twee, so it wookded wike it wuz out in a field ob snow or sumfing. Toby da kitty WUFFDED tu lie unner dere an' look up intu da bwanches :) Mabbe him thot dere wuz birdies up dere!!

In da mornings at Chwissymus time, Momma wood wake up an' find tiny bits ob da twee on da bed fwum Toby. It wuz like him wuz wemindin' hur : "It r CHWISSYMUS, Momma!"  

Dere r a pwetend twee on top ob my cwubhowse an' I wike it dere! Dere r no woom fur giffses unner it an' we hab NO firepwace an' mantle tu hang stockings fwum, iber! I hab no idea whut Santa Paws r gonna du wif my stuffs, bud I r twyin' nod tu wurry 'bout it...much..."Momma?? If Santa Paws bwingses MEATZ&trade; fur me, r him gonna weabe a note fur me in my stockin' tu tell me dat it r in da basement fweezer??...How r him gonna find my stockin' if we hab no firepwace??...R yu shur??? Him magic or sumfing??...OMD!! Dis changes E'VYFING!! Can I wite anuber list fur him??...Bud, Momma!!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oy Bey!!  An' Merry Chwissymus all yu pupses!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/704167</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 11:12:48 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/704167</guid>
		<description>Dis time ob year r CWAZEE an' NUTZO!! Momma an' Dadda go out at nite WIFOUT me, dere bery own Zaidie ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis time ob year r CWAZEE an' NUTZO!! Momma an' Dadda go out at nite WIFOUT me, dere bery own Zaidiepup :O I kno'- it r an O-U-T-W-A-G-E!! Dem pud all da papers an' junk up SO high dat I can nod weach nuffin! All I can du while dem r gone r mess 'wound on dis Dogster-fing or sneek intu Momma's FB 'ccount an' pwetend I r hur! (BOLBOL Dat r F-U-N!! All I need du r tawk 'bout bodka dwipses!!) Or I can hab a nap in my cwubhowse or in my unner-da-'puter bed or on da back ob da wuffseat or da chouch or on da wug or watch teebee cuz I wike da cartoons or pway wif any ob my gabillions ob toyz. Dat r it!! 

Momma an' me r able tu go fur walkses dis week cuz, while it r bery cold, it r nuffin wike wast week. It r gud fur boff ob us ged outta da howse an' twy fink 'bout nuffin 'cept be tugefur &hearts; It wuz PAWSUM dis day cuz it r garbage an' wecyclin' AN' fudz waste day!! WOO-HOO!! Smells GWATE out dere! BOLBOL!! I eben snaggded a coupla snackses while we wuz out :D

Momma changeded my backgwound 'gain! Dis time it r eben more Chwissymussy an' cute - hur werdses, nod mine! Hab a wook if yu hab a spare decade or sumfing!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut a CWAZEE week dis wuz!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/703755</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 10:20:20 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/703755</guid>
		<description>I r gwad dis week r almost ober an' so r Momma! We hab nuffin else tu prepare an' wrap an' mail!! No ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r gwad dis week r almost ober an' so r Momma! We hab nuffin else tu prepare an' wrap an' mail!! Now we can wewax da bestest we can AN' I ged tu go fur walkses now cuz it r nod tu cold!!! Dadda sez we r gonna go ober tu da hi skool, so I can WUN WIKE DA WIND in da fenced-in tennis courts!!! WOOOOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!

In uber nues, yu may hab noticeded dat I winned da Nottiest Dog Dogegory (we du nod use da werd 'Category' in dis howse)in Dogster's Coolest Dog an' K***y Show!!! It wuz an honour be nominated, bud tu win r BERY 'citin'!! I hab neber winnded nuffin in my hole life!! 'cept I *did* ged Dog ob da Week in May on dis Dogster-fing!! We can nod furged dat!!! NEBER!!

Momma an' Dadda r bery pwoud ob me, Zaidie, fur winnin' Nottiest Doggie cuz dem fink dat r whu I r!! Da nottiest dog EBER!!! Yes'day, when da package dewibery guy wingded our doorbell I went toadawwy NUTWO an' CWAZEE an' I wood nod stop barkin'!! An' in all da cwaziness, my cute lil' Westie mouf an' teefs maded contact wif da guy's arm :( 

We r lucky dat him wuz wearin' a coat. Momma wuz fweakded out by my behabiour cuz dis guy r a gud fwiend ob mine an' dat r why hur let me go ober tu him tu say "HEWWO". Hur hopes dat it onwy habbended cuz I wuz WAY TU 'cited an' da guy wuz 'cited, tu, cuz him weally wikes me, Zaidie :)

Anyfur, we hab WOTZ ob werk tu du on 'bedience an' junk cuz bof my pawents fink I r RULIN' dis howse an' fur sum bery bizarre weason, dem fink dis r nod gud :OIf any ob yu pupses hab any suggestshuns 'bout helpin' me be calmer when dere r sumone at da door, it wood be TWULY 'ppweciated &hearts;

I r nod a bad lil' Westie, bud I du ged tu 'cited. Dadda awweady disabled da doorbell. We hope dat r gonna be a start. I wuff yu, pupses an' fanks fur all da giffs an' SpotBots an' poddy padses yu hab beended sendin' me cuz I winnded da Nottiest Doggie Dogegory!! My fwiendses Charwey an' Flannigan an' Derrin an' Gus an' Ellie winnded, tu!! Condogumatations tu dem an' tu ALL da pupses on dis Dogster-fing!! We all win e'vyday cuz r famblies wuff us wotz :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Only a puddle ob gwease...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/703277</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 13:36:45 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well, I r sad tu say dis, bud my Chwissymus bacon backgwound r goneded. Yu pupses WUFFDED it S-O-O-O ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, I r sad tu say dis, bud my Chwissymus bacon backgwound r goneded. Yu pupses WUFFDED it S-O-O-O-O much dat dere wuz nuffin weft, 'cept a puddle ob bacon gwease. Momma cweanded it up bery quickwy an' now dere r sumfing nu tu wook at, at yur conbenience, ob corse :) 

In uber nues, it r bery, BERY, B-E-R-Y cold here, Zaidie's pwace! I hab nod been fur a walk in decades or sumfing. When I go out fur -pwibacy, pweeze- I onwy sniff 'wound a bit cuz it r eben cold tu me, Zaidie!

I kno', I kno'...Yu r finkin' : "Z-pup! I thot yu wuz bornded in a big pile ob snow in dose West Highwands ob Scotwand??? An' dat yu WAFF at da cold an' snow ob winter cuz ob yur early life, twyin' tu wive off da land an' junk, bud cuz yu cood nod see da ackfural gwound cuz it wuz coberded in snow so yu needed eat snow tu surbibe?? R dat nod twoo??"

Oy Bey...It r SO twoo, pupses. In fact, it r so twoo dat I r twyin' tu furged 'bout it an' wearnin' tu wive wif heat an' bwankies an' fwesh wader an' gud fudz an' stuff. I miss dose olden dayz when I wuz jus' a lil' tiny speck ob white fluff dat yu cood hardwy see, cuz I bwended in wif da snow in dose West Highwands ob Scotwand. Dose hard timeses make dese gud timeses EBEN bedder :D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Chwissymus cardses!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/702669</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Dec 2010 13:01:43 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r steelin' dis idea fwum Mini Mischief, bud I r pwetty shur it r ok..Anyway, you mite be wunnerin' ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r steelin' dis idea fwum Mini Mischief, bud I r pwetty shur it r ok..Anyway, you mite be wunnerin', "Z-pup, how many cardses du yu hab awweady???"

"Well, wemme see here...*scampers over to the cards...counts..laughs* OMD! I hab firteen cardses an' da 'wentses hab onwy four!! BOLBOL!! Da F-U-N r jus' beginnin'!! I fink dat wast year I gotted sebenty-eleben fousand or sumfing. It takeded WOTZ ob tape tu hang dose up!!

It r BERY cold here, Zaidie's pwace, wite now. When I take Momma fur walkses, hur wearses down-fillded stuff an' fweece fwum head tu toe an' hur r STILL cold. Dis day when we cameded home hur needed pud hand warmer packets intu hur swippers cuz hur feetz wuz so cold. OMD, Momma!! Ged some circuwation goin' or sumfing! Hur r bwamin' it on bein' old, bery old :D

We sawded a guy wearin' shorts while we wuz out walkin'. We r finkin' him wost a bet or sumfing cuz dat r jus' CWAZEE an' nutzo an' junk.

We still hab onwy a dustin' ob snow, bud I hab beended snow plowin' wheneber I r outside. Yu kno' how du it, wite?? Yu pud yur lil' head down sideways on da gwass/snow an' den, wif yur lil' cute pubby butt in da air, yu push yurselb forward an' den yu r duin' it - yu r SNOWPWOWIN'!!! Twy it -it r F-U-N!!! Yur peepoles will be BERY habby dat yu r able tu help dem wif da snow :) An' yu du nod need hab fumbs!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!! Momma, calm down !!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/702358</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 7 Dec 2010 08:20:17 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r wivin' wif a cwazee person!!! My Momma!! Hur r panickin' cuz Staples r holdin' my Chwissymus car ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r wivin' wif a cwazee person!!! My Momma!! Hur r panickin' cuz Staples r holdin' my Chwissymus cardses hostage an' hur r 'fraid dem r gonna be LATE!!!
Dis day hur needs go out an' hab sum kinda junk pud on hur head tu make hur hairses shiny an' bwown, wifout da gray partses! BOLBOLBOL!! Yu r foolin' NO ONE, Momma!!!
Dis meens dat hur r weabin' me, Zaidie, in charge ob da hole howse while hur r goneded!! WOO-HOO!!! Can yu say "PAWTY"???? C'mon ober if yu can, pupses!! Da fweezer r FILLDED wif MEATZ™ an' dere r 'bout 1/16th ob an inch ob snow outside...woo-hoo :( Bud more r comin'. I jus' knowded it!!
In uber nues, I r still cute AN' I habded a baff wast nite, eben doe Momma wuz wurrieded dat I wood be tu cold. Bud I did nod ged cold an' I eben feelded WOTZ bedder when it wuz ober! Pweeze du nod tell my Momma dat or hur be gibbin' me baffs e'vyday!!
I fink da giff shop r waitin' 'til Chanukkah r ober tu fill da pwace up wif Chwissymus stuffs an' dat r ok wif me. Did yu pupses kno' dat Chanukkah r da festibal ob wites an' dat dere r 8 NITES (count'em) 8 NITES ob giffs an' I du nod fink yu need be gud cuz dem r nod fwum Santa!!! Nexx year, I fink we shood cewebwate Chwissymus AN' Chanukkah, 'kay?? Wuff yu!! Gotta go!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yup, dat r pink.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/701714</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 1 Dec 2010 18:52:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I kno' pink when I see it an' dere r WOTZA pink on my pwofile page. Dis, howeber, r nod TU alarmin'  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I kno' pink when I see it an' dere r WOTZA pink on my pwofile page. Dis, howeber, r nod TU alarmin' cuz it r all 'bout da B-A-C-O-N!!! I see yu pupses hab beended enjoyin' sum ob it. Tasty stuff, huh?? Keep da lines moobin' an' no pushin' an' shovin', 'kay?? Dere r WOTZ fur e'vypup :D
Dis r Momma's ONE chance tu hab pink on my page an' hur r BERY habby. Sumtimes hur wishes I wuz a gurl-pup so I cood hab a bery cute an' gurly page like hur alwayz finds when hur r wookin' fur nu backgwoundses. 

Yes'day it wuz wainin', nod cats an' dogses, bud antewopes an' aardbarks!! I r nod kiddin'!! It wuz UNBEWIEVABLE!! Momma an' me, Zaidie, stayded in da howse all day long an' playded tennis ball an' Kitty Cuz cuz (bol) it wuz TU dangewous out dere!! 
Dis day it wuz wainin' jus' a lil' bit, bud Momma maded me wear my coat :( Hur sayded it wuz BERY cold an' I gess hur wuz wite cuz da wain turnded tu snow while we wuz out!!! Now dere r a lite layer ob pwetty wite stuff all ober da gwass an' stuff :)

In uber nues, Momma's sistur an' dose speshul kidses, whu wive in MN an' r goin' thru a diborce, r duin' ok. $#@#$%#@ finks dat dem r gonna ged back tugefur, bud Momma's sistur r BERY strong dis time an' r determineded tu ged da diborce. Hur will, bud it shur takeses a wong time, speshully when a certain party r nod cooperatin' in da $$$$ department. So much fur keepin' it simple, as Momma's sistur hab hopeded.

We r goin' on a woad twip, nod dis day, bud nexx day which r Fursday. I r hopin' dat sumfing 'xcitin' will habben..:D]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Finawwy!!! It r Chwissymus on my page!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/701572</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 18:55:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I need go bed soon, pupses, cuz it r almost 10pm EST, bud I wantded tu tell yu dat if yu r hungwy, h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I need go bed soon, pupses, cuz it r almost 10pm EST, bud I wantded tu tell yu dat if yu r hungwy, head ober tu my page an' hab a snack!! "A snack ob whut??" yu ask. Well, yu need go wook fur yurselb :D One tree per pup, pweeze, an' no pushin'!!
Fanks, Zoe, fur helpin' me SO much wif my page &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Stubborn Momma :)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/701195</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 27 Nov 2010 09:12:53 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma an' me, Zaidie, hab beended goin' awound dis Dogster-fing an' wookin' at ALL da way kewl Chwis ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma an' me, Zaidie, hab beended goin' awound dis Dogster-fing an' wookin' at ALL da way kewl Chwissymus backgwoundses an' funny pichurs an' stuff e'vypup habs pud up on dere pages. I wanna du my page NOW, bud Momma sez,"No, Zaidie. Not yet." Hur habs dis CWAZEE idea dat we need wait 'til December r here an' I sayded," Momma!! Dat r YEARSES fwum now!!" an' hur sayded, "No, Zaidie. It's next week!" Whuteber, Momma :( Pweeze du nod judge me cuz my page r nod Chwissymusy yet, 'kay, pupses??

Wite now it r SNOWIN' wike CWAZEE/NUTZO here an' I r out fur a walk wif Dadda. I hab my Bwackbewwy wif me cuz how else cood I be witin' my diawy??? BOL!! We wentded ober tu da high skool 'gain so dat I can chase a tennis ball inside da safety ob a fence-encwoseded tennis court AN' tu werk on my wecall. Appawentwy I du nod come when I r callded. WHUTEBER!!!

I gibbded my Dadda a GWATE big scare da uber nite durin' our wast twip outside fur -pwibacy, pweeze-. It wuz wainin' hard an' we we gottded tu my poddy spot, I sawded a bunny, so I takeded off an' Dadda wost hims grip on da weash :D I WUNNDED WIKE DA WIND ober tu my nayber, Marley's howse. Him r a Bouvier/Wab mix an' him wuz out duin' poddyin' tu, so I furgodded all 'bout da bunny an' starded pwayin' wif Marley. Dadda gottded dere jus' in time tu step in a HUGE pile ob Marley's poop :D :D :D 

Him gwabbded my weash an' we went home!! Gud fing Momma wuz alweady upstairs an' weadin' hur book cuz Dadda dint want hur tu kno' 'bout my abbenture, bud him tellded hur 'bout it nexx day. Him figureded dat Momma wood need a day tu pwocess da 'horror' ob my 'scape, so dat hur cood sweep at nite :) Werkded!! 

Now we r geddin' weady tu go out an' wun errandses an' junk. Momma an' Dadda du tag-team shoppin' so I r neber all awone in da car!! It r gonna be GWATE!! Bark wif yu lader, pup palses, an' du nod furged : Du NOD eat yellow snow!! BOLBOLBOL!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bestest walk E-B-E-R!!!! ( Yup, anuber one!!! )</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/701095</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 26 Nov 2010 11:12:46 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dem (da weafer peepoles) r sayin' dat we r gonna ged sum snow an' I r BERY 'cited 'bout dat cuz I ju ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dem (da weafer peepoles) r sayin' dat we r gonna ged sum snow an' I r BERY 'cited 'bout dat cuz I jus' WUFF it!!! Momma an' me, Zaidie, wentded fur a walk on my twail by my WIBER!!! Wotza duckses an' stuff, bud I did nod stop tu say HELLO tu dem cuz I wuz a pup on a mission. Momma finks I wuz walkin' so fast an' eben wunnin' cuz I wuz FWEEZIN' cold!! Hur sayded," Wow, it's good that you wore your new red plaid coat, isn't it, Zaidie-pup??"

"Nod weally, Momma..Yu see, I r fwum da Highwands ob Scotwand. Dem r kinda wike mountains, bud wurser. So when I wuz bornded in a snow bank, I wearnded weal fast 'bout wivin' outside cuz we habded no howse in dose Highwands. It wuz jus' me an' da elementses, face tu face. Wind, WIND wike yu wood NOD bewiebe!! Snow, S-N-O-W all ober da pwace! In fact dat r whut we eated : snow cuz dere wuz nuffin else. It wuz a BERY tuff life, bud it teechded me fings dat I will neber, EBER furged!"

"Like what, Z-pup?"

"Uh, yu kno', surbibal stuff wike....Hey, whu r dose doggies?? We hab neber seended dem!! I need say HELLO!!"

Dere wuz 2 pupses on my twail wif dere Mommas. Dem thot I wuz a pubby, bud Momma stwaightended dem out. Dem sayded,"He's 3?? So he's finished growing?? Does he shed?? Easily trained?? Good grief - he's so cute!!! LOVE his little coat!" 
I dwaggded Momma 'way fwum dem as fast as I cood. Dem wuz NUFFIN' bud twubble an' Momma dint need heer junk wike dat. We wunnded wike da wind fur a bit an' soon dose wunatic wadies wuz WAY 'hind us.

"Dose pupses wood NEBER surbibe in da Highwands ob Scotwand. It r such a tuff life an' when yu need -pwibacy, pweeze- yu need walk miles an' MILSES tu da -pwibacy, pweeze- pwace on da uber side ob da Highwands an' it takeses a week tu ged dere an' back!"

"Wow...That really does sound tough, Zaidie!! Do you not remember, however, that you were born IN BOB'S HOUSE, with lights an' heat an' water to drink an' your birth Momma, Krissy, fed you and your brothers and sisters herself. When you finished that, Bob fed you MEAT!! How could you not remember MEAT?? You went outside to play in a HUGE fenced-in yard with your family and with ALL Bob's Scotties and Westies and you all slept together with lots of blankets and it was toasty warm??? You don't remember ANY of this, Hun Bun??"

"ACK, Momma!! Du nod call me dat, PWEEZE!!...No, I r pwetty shur I wuz bornded in da Highwands ob Scotwand. Wemember dose papers an' junk dat Bob giveded yu?? It sez wite on dere : 'Dis LWD nameded Zaidie wuz bornded in dose Highwands ob Scotwand.' Yu bedder chek when we ged home, 'kay?? Dis r 'portant stuff..Hey, I wace yu tu dat bench ober dere, Momma!! Wet's G-O!!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fanks tu ALL my fwiends on dis Dogster-fing &amp;hearts; &amp;hearts; &amp;hearts; &amp;hearts; &amp;hearts;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/700638</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 09:00:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma hab pwannded tu wite tu e'vy single pup whu sended me a giff an'/or a birfday message on my 3r ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma hab pwannded tu wite tu e'vy single pup whu sended me a giff an'/or a birfday message on my 3rd birfday which wuz nod dis day, bud yes'day!! Den hur noticeded dat dere wuz ober 80 giffs an' hur 'cided, wif Dadda's help, dat tu wite dat many noteses wood onwy add tu hur stwess lebel an' we can nod hab dat habben cuz weird stuff habbens tu Momma's brain when dere r tu much stwess :(
Anyfur, I r usin' my diawy dis day tu fank ALL OB YU fur E'VYFING yu sended me!! My pwofile page r OBER-FWOWIN' wif cuppycakes an' MEATZ&trade; an' stars an' pies an'bones an'pawty hats (which I r still wearin'!!) an' turkee dwumstickses an' fureber cwowns an'pilgwim hatses an' eben a coupla layer cakeses!!! Yu hab showded me dat yu wuff me bery much an' it makes me feel SO habby an' gud dat I wish I cood see ALL ob yu an' gib yu WOTZA Zaidie kisses cuz dose r best when giben in weal life cuz dem r swoppy an' wet. Howeber, since all ob us wive all ober da hole werld, we r gonna hab tu du it birtually!! Okay! Ged weady!! Here come da kisses fwum me, Zaidie!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I hope yu catchded one or two as dem blew past yur howse!!! I wuff yu pupses!! Fanks fur wuffin' me back!! &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Birfday tu ME, Zaidie!!! I r FREE!!! I r F-R-E-E!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/700479</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 08:33:41 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Welcome tu dis day which r MY birfday!!! I r FREE!! I hab neber beended free 'afore an' it r F-U-N!! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Welcome tu dis day which r MY birfday!!! I r FREE!! I hab neber beended free 'afore an' it r F-U-N!!! YAY, FREE!!
Yes, Momma? Oh, okay... I r 3!!!! Yeah, dat r bedder!! BOL!!
It r wainin' horses an' cows here, Zaidie's pwace. I jus' went out fur -pwibacy, pweeze- an' I steppded in a Holstein!!! BOLBOLBOLBOL!!!! I can du cow jokeses cuz my Uncle Scott r a dairy farmer an' him teechded me all I kno' 'bout farmin' an' stuff. It S-T-I-N-K-S-E-S an' dere r all kindza gud, nasty an' putwid junk tu woll in!!!

I du nod kno' dis fwum pawsonal 'sperience cuz doggies, eben 'dorable LWDs wike myselb, r NOD 'llowded in da howse. Dat r Aunt Mary-Ann's wule, bud we wuff hur anyway, eben doe dere howse r FILLDED wif flieses year 'wound an' Momma finks flieses r WAY gwosser dan a bery cween an' well-maintainded LWD, wike myselb!! Oh, well, it r dere woss...

Anyfur, I r FREE!!! Oooooops...3!!! Gess whut I gottded fur pwesents!!! I gottded a nu wed pwaid winter coat...woo-hoo. Bud I also gettded (bwace yurselbeses!!) an antler tu chew on!!! I hab nod twieded it yet, bud my gud fwiend Zoe fwum Idazo(e) an' hur brofurs, Dwober an' Tux, highwy wecommend dem!!!! An' I gottded a stuffded log-fing dat habs skwerlses in it an' it r my job tu ged da skwerlses out!!! I r nappin' wite now, bud I be pwayin' wif it lader!! An' I gottded a collar fur wearin' at Chwissymus time!! It r gween an' habs Chwissymus stuffs ALL ober it!! It r NOD a coat, so I WUFF it!!!

I du nod fink I will be geddin' any speshul fudz or MEATZ™ cuz I r werkin' on nu fudz 'gain!! I wuz on Acana (by Orijen)lamb an' rice wif apple an' it wuz bery tasty, bud I wuz lickin' my pawses more an' more. We did sum testin' wif a weal apple an', yup, yu gessded it. I r 'llergic tu apples, awong wif 'tatoes, salmon an' bwead!! Dis r nod gud, bud we wentded back tu da doggie healf fudz store an' da bery helpful man showded us a lamb an' wice fudz wifout apples!!! We hope dis fudz r ok.(Du nod tell any ob da wadies, bud da apples made me, Zaidie, BERY gassy!! It wuz FUNNY when I wuz hangin' out wif da guyses, bud I wuz SO 'barrassded when I wuz wif da wadies :D)

I need go cewebwate dis birfday fing!! Hab a GWATE Zaidie's 3rd Birfday, all yu pupses!! Fanks fur all da messages an' giffses an' wosettes yu hab sended me!! I be witin' fank yus lader!! WUFF ALL OB YU ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oy Bey!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/700262</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 10:38:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/700262</guid>
		<description>Pupses!! I r habbin' WOTZA Dogster twubbles wite now. My Dadda r werkin' on it, bud I can NOD see da ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pupses!! I r habbin' WOTZA Dogster twubbles wite now. My Dadda r werkin' on it, bud I can NOD see da homepage or nuffin, so I du nod kno' whu r DOTD or DOTD or Diawy picks!! It r makin' me CWAZEE an' NUTZO :D
Tu calm down, I will tell yu 'bout da walk Momma an' me habded, nod dis day, bud yes'day!
Furst, Momma needed go ged hur fwu shot, so hur weaveded me, Zaidie, in charge ob da howse an' hur walkded tu a neerby pwace where dem wuz shootin' peepoleses wif needles an' junk. Den hur cameded home an' OFF WE WENTDED!!
I fink it r F-U-N when I go past a howse an' da doggies in dat howse heer me walkin' by an' dem all stard BARKIN' DERE HEADSES OFF at me, Zaidie!! BOLBOL!! I r out an' yu r nod!! BOL!! Dat habbended WOTZ yes'day!!
So dere we wuz walkin' an' all ob a sudden, dere wuz my fabourite mail dewibery twuck dwiber!! Yu kno' - da man fwum Portugal whu wiveses here now an' WUFFSES me, Zaidie, so much dat him buyded a LWD fur himselb an' hims wife?? Wemember?? Him sayded dat I r always SO habby tu see him, it wemindses him ob da days, wong ago, when hims wife wuz dat habby tu see him!!! BOL!!! I du nod ged it, bud it maded Momma waff!!!
We singded da Westie Stwut song while we wuz walkin', yes'day, cuz I wuz STWUTTIN' my stuffs wike nopupses' bizness!!

             &#9836; Duin' da Westie Stwut
                     Jus' duin' da Westie stwut!!
                     Fwont paws! Back paws!
                     Du nod ged mixded up
                     When yu duin' da Westie Stwut!&#9836;

Momma? We need wite more lywics fur da Westie Stwut Song, 'kay??]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Momma!! I can NOD hold it all day wong!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/699712</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 12:50:16 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/699712</guid>
		<description>Speshul edition haiku :

              ~Dadda, we hab a pwobwem~

                 Ded mouse at  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Speshul edition haiku :

              ~Dadda, we hab a pwobwem~

                 Ded mouse at da door
                 R makin' Momma cwazee.
                 How him ged dere? C-A-T!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis r nod gud :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/699361</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:04:37 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/699361</guid>
		<description>Dere r so many sick pupses an' peepoles here wite now. I wish I cood be here on dis Dogster-fing all ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dere r so many sick pupses an' peepoles here wite now. I wish I cood be here on dis Dogster-fing all day an' help cheer up e'vypup an' peepoles wif more ob my gwate jokeses an' junk. Unfortumatewy, I hab beended inbited tu a dinner pawty at my Gwampawents howse.
Da gud nues r dat I will see my cuzin Woody whu r 15 1/2 years old!! Him dint wuff me tu much when I wuz a pubby, bud Momma sez him tolewates me now!! I gess dat r gud!!
We need ged weady an' go soon cuz Gwamma needs Momma tu help hur du sum junk an' we need pick up da hors d'oeuvres-fings on da way an' ged da bodka dwip starded an' stuff.
Momma sez hur wood wafer hab a woot canal dan go tu dis fing an' hur shood kno' cuz hur hab habded 4 or 5 woot canalses. Dem r NOD fun. An' dis dinner pawty r gonna be eben WESS fun. Momma r nod gud at da 'small tawk, chit-chat' kinda stuff. Hence, da woot canal analogy.
I be back nod dis day, bud nexx day, I hope. Be safe an' wuff yur peepoles an' bark at stuff, pupses!! Bark wif yu lader &hearts;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!!! Dis r PAWSUM!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/699132</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 09:28:41 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/699132</guid>
		<description>My gud fwiend, Ernie George, Angel-At-Warge, an' me, Zaidie, Cute-Pup-At Warge-On-Earf, r bof Dogste ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My gud fwiend, Ernie George, Angel-At-Warge, an' me, Zaidie, Cute-Pup-At Warge-On-Earf, r bof Dogster Diawy Pickses dis day!!! WOO-HOO fur us!!!!
It r Remembrance Day in Canada dis day. We pay twibute tu all da soldiers an' peepoles whu lost dere lives an' sacrificed e'vyfing tu pwotect dere country callded Canada.
Dadda r nod werkin' dis day, so we r gonna go bisit Gwampa. Him r our bery own veteran cuz him wuz a nabigator in Britain's Royal Air Force! Him did hims trainin' ober here in Norf America -in pwaces wike Arizona where dere wuz WOTZA room fur flyin' 'wound.
Anyfur, fanks fur all da giffs an' comments an' messages an' stuff. I be back here, nod dis day, bud yu kno'... Wuff yu pupses!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hi, pupses!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/699064</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 18:27:45 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/699064</guid>
		<description>If yu wook on my pwofile page yu will see a nu backgwound AN' yu will see a buncha nu pichurs ob me, ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ If yu wook on my pwofile page yu will see a nu backgwound AN' yu will see a buncha nu pichurs ob me, Zaidie!! It r a series callded,"Takin' a walk wif Z-pup" an' it r F-U-N. C'mon! Walk wif us!!
(No skwerlses wuz injureded durin' da takin' ob da pichurs ob me, Zaidie &hearts;)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>No such fing as stoopid questions!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/698637</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 7 Nov 2010 11:02:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/698637</guid>
		<description>I spend wotza time finkin' 'bout stuff. Wecentwy I wuz finkin' 'bout questions tu ask Zoe. In our Do ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I spend wotza time finkin' 'bout stuff. Wecentwy I wuz finkin' 'bout questions tu ask Zoe. In our Dogster gwoop, Schnauzers Rule, (where I r an honourary member), Zoe habs hur own column callded "Ask Zoe" where us pupses can ask Zoe ANYFING an' hur will du wesearch an' junk an' find a answer fur us!! Hur r SOOOOO smart an' hur knows where tu go tu find da answers, if it r nod awweady in hur cute lil' Schnauzie noggin!!

Sumtimes I fink I hab a gud question an' den I stop myself an' I say,"Dat r da stupidest question EBER!!! Zoe r gonna waff hur cute head off at yu, Z-pup!!" One day Momma came along an' askded me whut I wuz finkin' 'bout an' I tellded hur 'bout da stupidest question EBER an' hur tellded me a story 'bout why dere r NO SUCH FING!!

Momma's Gwampawents usta hab a cottage (cabin, summer place) on a lake up norf. Back when Momma wuz a kid, it takeded 7 or 8 HOURS tu ged dere, so it wuz mostwy a summer pwace. Momma an' hur fambly wood go up tu da cottage on Canadian Fanksgibbin' weekend tu help pud da cottage tu bed fur da winter. Da roadses wuz nod maintainded in winter  an' da cottage wuz truly a cottage cuz it wuz nod winterizeded. It wood nod hab beended fun tu stay dere in da winter, bud my Momma alwayz wanted tu cuz hur thot it be fun an' hur wuz a figure skater an' hur wanted tu skate on hur lake!! Neber habbened :(

Anyfur, I digwess...Dis pawticuwar Fanksgibbin' weekend wuz sunny an' warm. Momma an' hur brothur, my Uncle Scott, wanted go fwimmin', bud da gwownups sayded,"No. We are too busy doing important cottage stuff." Den da kidses wanted go intu town tu check out Jack's General Store where dem ALWAYZ founded kewl stuffs an' junk an' candy. "No. We are too busy. Go amuse yourselves." My Auntie Sandra was dere, tu, bud hur wuz a baby :D So my Momma an' hur brother went fur bike wides an' pwayded in dere sandbox an' messded awound on da dock, hopin' tu fall in - BOLBOLBOL!!

On da howlday Monday, it wuz time tu hed home, bud furst da men habded tu pud shutters up on all da windows an' den dey bwingded huge logs intu da cottage tu help support da roof while dere wuz snow on it durin' da winter. *I r geddin' tu da point, I pwomise* Momma noticeded dat da fwidge wuz empty an' dat it wuz nod pluggded in. Hur also noticeded dat da fwidge door wuz open.

All summer long Momma an' hur pesky lil' brothur wuz tolded ober an' ober an' ober 'gain :"Du NOD furged tu cwose da fwidge door" AN' "DU NOD slam da back screen door"!!! WOTZA wuleses an' junk.
So Momma saw dat da fwidge door wuz open on dat Fanksgibbin' Monday an' hur closeded it. Hur came by a while lader an' it wuz opended 'gain. Hur went tu hur Gwamma an' askded,"Whu keeps weabin' da fwidge door open??"
"Never mind, Wendy, just go play outside. We are VERY busy." So Momma cwoseded da fwidge door 'gain cuz hur hab beended pwogwammeded tu du dat. Lader, da fwidge door wuz open, 'GAIN. Momma went tu hur Momma an' askded 'bout it an' hur Momma sayded,"Wendy, go outside. We will be leaving soon."

Finawwy it wuz time tu weave da cottage until da nexx year. Momma wuz sad cuz it wuz hur fabouritest pwace on da hole earf. She wuz inside sayin' gudbye tu hur room an' stuff an' hur noticeded dat....yu gessded it - da fwidge door wuz open 'GAIN, so hur cwoseded it fur gud an' went out tu where da cars wuz parkded. Dem fwippded a coin tu see which kid gottded tu dwive wif da Gwampawents. Momma winnded!!!

Gwampa lockded da cottage up an' soon my Momma wuz on hur way home, makin' gud use ob ALL da space hur habded by bein' da onwy kid in da back seat!!! WOO-HOO!! It wuz also GWATE tu dwive home wif da Gwampawents cuz dem wuz always stoppin' tu eat an' take pichurs an' junk. Score: Momma 1  Uncle Scott 0 BOLBOLBOL!!

Aftur a coupla hours in da car Momma wememberded 'bout da fwidge an' 'cided tu tell hur Gwampawents dat hur hab cwoseded da fwidge door, jus' wike hur hab been yellded at tu du all summer long. Hur Gwamma turnded 'wound an' sayded "WHAT????? You closed the fridge door??????? OMG!! Wendy, the fridge door needs to stay open because the....blah...blah...blah." 

Da moral ob dis story r : dere r no such fing as a stupid question an' sumtimes, stoppin' an' takin' da time tu answer a question, will sabe yu WOTZA aggwabation in da end. *steps off podium, blushes and runs outside to -privacy, please-*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I r a copycat!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/698428</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 5 Nov 2010 18:55:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/698428</guid>
		<description>My gud fwiend, Zoe, hab been tellin' jokeses in hur diawy wecentwy, so we all hab beended WAFFIN' ou ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My gud fwiend, Zoe, hab been tellin' jokeses in hur diawy wecentwy, so we all hab beended WAFFIN' our headses off cuz dem r F-U-N-N-Y!!! I r gonna twy one....Yu weady tu waff???? Ok....Why did da Westie cwoss da woad???? 

TU GED TU DA MEATZ&trade;!!!!!!!!!!! BOLBOLBOLBOLBOL!!!!

I be here all week, pupses!!! RFBMAO!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&quot;If it wuz nod ded afore, it r ded now.&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/697961</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 2 Nov 2010 08:25:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/697961</guid>
		<description>Plants, peepoles!! I r tawkin' 'bout plants!!
We habded a BERY heaby fwost dis mornin' an' da gwass ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Plants, peepoles!! I r tawkin' 'bout plants!!
We habded a BERY heaby fwost dis mornin' an' da gwass wuz all sparkly an' crunchy!! Nod as gud as snow, bud geddin' closer!!!

Dis day Momma an' me, Zaidie, went dat way → on our walk. Momma insisted dat I wear my fall coat. Du yu fink I wuz habby 'bout dat??? BOL!! I keepded stoppin' an' sittin' an' nippin' at my tail cuz da coat keepded touchin' it an' I du NOD wike dat!! Finawwy, Momma sayded,"OK, Zaidie, yu win." Hur takeded it off an' pud it in hur pocket an', boila, I wuz a perfek walkin' pup!!! (Boila (ackfurally, it r voila)r French fur "Dere yu go!! or "Ta DA!!")

So I wuz able tu enjoy my walk, speshully cuz dere r still remnants ob Howlween out dere an' it r sum GUD EATIN'!! WOO-HOO!! Yes'day, I snaggded sum 'tato chipses!! Dem wuz SO tasty!! Dis day I *almost* scoreded a lollipop wif da wapper still on an' dere wuz popcorn all ober one sidewalk, bud Momma wuz on top ob fings dis day!! No tweetses fur da Z-pup :(  I keepded Momma up almost ALL nite cuz I wuz lickin' an' lickin' my paws an' stuff cuz I r 'llergic tu 'tatoes, bud dose chipses I habded yes'day wuz SO worf it!!

Momma r headin' out tu a hair 'ppointment, so I r in charge ob da howse dis day. Anypup wanna come ober an' pway wif me, Zaidie???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis r NUTZ!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/697542</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 10:44:06 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/697542</guid>
		<description>No, pupses, I r nod tawkin' 'bout geddin' a baff or junk wike dat. I r tawkin' 'bout da nu feeture o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ No, pupses, I r nod tawkin' 'bout geddin' a baff or junk wike dat. I r tawkin' 'bout da nu feeture on Dogster which r makin' Momma's head hurt an' I kno' yu pupses kno' whut I r tawkin' 'bout!!
It wuz 'nuff wif all da changes dat wuz made in da spwing. Dis r jus' addin' a hole nu lebel ob bizziness an' confushun tu da Homepage! Mine wookses wike sum kitty habded a hairball on it!! Yes, it r DAT messy!!
I heerded sumpup say dat dis r NOD GONNA change an', if dat r twoo, I gess we will ged useded tu it, bud Momma finks it r geddin' tu be tu much wike da Book ob Faces where, if sum peepole takeses a bref, yu ged a notificashun!!! 
Enuff wif da updates!! We allweady HABDED da option ob bein' notifieded if we want tu wead when uber pupses comment on diawies!!! Now it r like dem hab taken way dat option an' jus' 'cided we need kno' it ALL!! We du nod need kno' it all, yu HQ pupses an' peepoleses!!

Now fur sum Z-pup stuffs!!
I playded a GWATE twick on Momma da uber mornin', AFORE CAWFEE, so it wuz eben FUNNIER!! BOL!! 
Anyfur, dere r a concrete kitty out on our deck. Him wooks wike Momma's kitty Toby cuz da statue r crouchin' down, wookin' unner da railin' jus' wike Toby did in hims weal life!! Momma callded him "Gladys Kravitz" cuz him wuz SO nosey!! If yu r TU young tu kno' whu Gladys Kravitz r, den yu need google hur cuz we r NOD tellin' yu!! BOL!!
So I wookded out da deck door dat particuwar mornin' an' I starded barkin' wike dere wuz a hole herd ob skwerlses out dere!!!!! Momma wuz duin' junk in da chitchen, so hur came ober tu see whut I wuz barkin' my LWD head off at an' hur sayded,"Zaidie, there's nothing out there, except the kitty statue!! You weren't barking at the kitty statue, WERE YOU!!! Did you think it was a squirrel!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!"
"Ob corse nod, Momma, bud I foolded yu, dint I??????" BOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOL!!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Watch it, Momma!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/696887</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 12:11:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/696887</guid>
		<description>Gud gwief!! We r gonna be thrownded offa dis Dogster pwace if we du nod stard witin' in our diawy mo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Gud gwief!! We r gonna be thrownded offa dis Dogster pwace if we du nod stard witin' in our diawy more offen!! OMD!!! An' I can nod eben bwame da Facerbook fing cuz Momma still feelses wike a fish outta wader ober dere. Wifout me, hur r nuffin 'cept a shy peepole whu edits e'vy thot hur habses 'til dere r nuffin weft!! Woosen up, Momma, 'kay?

It r botin' day here in dis city. Da peepoles be botin' fur a nu mare an' councillors an' skool bored twusteeses an' stuff wike dat. I du nod see anyfing wong wif da old mare. Him r a BEEYOOFUL horsie. Hims tail r STUNNIN' an' I fink it r WONG tu tell him tu pack up hims horsie toyz an' bag ob oatses an' weave da stable...Yes, Momma???....Oh, DAT kinda mayor. Well, now I ged it. BOLBOLBOL!!! Well sum peepoles hab sayded dat da mayor we hab r a horse's a$$, so I wuz close. BOL!!

We be botin' dis nite at da hi skool which r jus' a coupla bwockses dat way →. I ged tu walk wif Momma an' Dadda, bud I r nod 'llowded tu bote AN' I can nod eben go intu da skool wif dem! OUTWAGE!! I r a LWD whu knows dat yu du nod -pwibacy pweeze- in skool. Bud du nod wurry : I will nod be waitin' alone outside ✓

It r a speshul day here on dis Dogster fing. It r lil' Bacon Bisson's FURST BIRFDAY ★ an' it r Afwo Ken's birfday ☀ Zoe's Mommy r home fwum bisitin' Zoe's Daddy in Mistersippi 'fore him goes tu Eye Rack ♥ an' Zoe habded a birfday on Fwiday ♡ an' cuz Zoe's Mommy missded Zoe's birfday, dere r a H-U-G-E all-yu-can-eat MEATZ™ pawty in dere backyard in Idaho!! See yu dere!!! BOLBOLBOL!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wow....an' HALP!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/696184</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 06:59:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/696184</guid>
		<description>I hab beended BERY negwigent in keepin' up wif my diawy an' fur dat, I 'pologize, pupses. Howeber, d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I hab beended BERY negwigent in keepin' up wif my diawy an' fur dat, I 'pologize, pupses. Howeber, da 'portant fing r dat I NEED HALP!!!!

I r stuckded in a cage at da bwoomer's pwace while hur geds weady tu torture me wif wader an' twim my nailses an' stuff!!! HALP!!! 
I thot it wuz kinda early fur a walk when Momma pudded hur shoeses on dis day. Nexx fing I kno' we walkded intu a pwace where it smellded wike WET, CWEAN DOGGIES an' I knu' I wuz in BIG twubble!!

I dint want Momma tu weave so I wefused tu walk wif da bwoomer, so hur scoopded me up in hur armses an' Momma jus' walkded out!!! Momma!! Come back!!! I be da BESTEST Zaidie-pup yu eber knowded if yu jus' come back an' ged me, PWEEZE????

Note from Zaidie's Momma : For the first time EVER, Zaidie did not go happily with the person on the other end of the leash which made leaving him there EVEN HARDER than it usually is. As I left, he was doing his high-pitched "HELP ME!!!" bark and I didn't help him. I left, with a huge lump in my throat!!! I know he'll be happy to see me in a couple of hours and I know that he won't be scarred for life or anything, but still :(

P.S. Nu backgwound on my pwofile page!!! WOO-HOO!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bote fur me, Zaidie, in da Dogster/Catster-fing!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/695466</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 15:40:13 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>But bote fur ALL da uber pupses, tu, 'kay?? An' da kitties, tu. Jus' hold yur bref an' bote fur dem. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ But bote fur ALL da uber pupses, tu, 'kay?? An' da kitties, tu. Jus' hold yur bref an' bote fur dem. Dat r whut I did...
All yu need du r go tu my pwofile page an' cwick on da badge 'bout da contest. It r on da rite side ob da page. Dat will take yu tu my botin' page where r my photos r keepded fur yur conbenience!! So yu can bote an' carry on wif yur day!! Kewl, huh??? 
Fanks all yu guyses an' gurlses &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts;
I bote e'vyday, so I will bote fur yu, tu!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Walkses wif Zaidie an' Momma &amp;#9728;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/695301</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 08:38:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/695301</guid>
		<description>We jus' gottded back fwum anuber mornin' walk. When we go walkin' 2 fings usuawwy habben 1)People ap ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We jus' gottded back fwum anuber mornin' walk. When we go walkin' 2 fings usuawwy habben 1)People appwoach us an' ask if I r fwiendwy, while I r duin' da Westie Habby Dance wite dere in fwont ob dem. If I wuz NOD fwiendwy, du yu fink I wood be dancin'??? BOLBOLBOL!!
We kno' dat peepole r twyin' be polite an' cautious an' stuff, bud tu ask if I r a nice pup while I r dancin' my lil' heart out fur yu always makeses Momma waff!! Sumtimes hur sez,"Oh, yes, he's very friendly, but he still might take your leg off at the knee!! LOL" Hur onwy sez dat if hur can tell da person wood ged da joke :)

2)Wotsa peepoles hab Westie stories, bud da onwy ones peepoles eber tell Momma r da ones 'bout when dere pup went tu da Wainbow Bwidge :( Dis day an older man walkded 'side us fur half a bwock an' tellded us 'bout hims Westie whu dieded 4 monfs ago, in hims sweep all curlded up in a ball an' him hab beended dere so long, him wuz stiff....Dis r a lil' TU MUCH INFORMATION fur my Momma, Mister, but fanks anyway!!
Den dere wuz dat day at da beach...."How old is your Westie?" sum peepole askded Momma. Hur sayded,"He's 2 1/2." 
"ours died at 12...heart attack." Den him turnded an' walkded away...?

Den sumfing TOADAWWY outwageous habbended!!OMD!! We walkded intu a store dat smellded wike 4 gabillion pupses hab beended in dere, so I wuz sniffin' all ober da pwace while Momma sayded sum junk tu da lady 'hind da counter. All I heerded wuz "Wednesday October 20th at 9am". Den we weft... 
"Whut r dat be meenin', Momma???"
"Well, Zaidie, it's been 2 months since you were last groomed, so I just made an appointment for next week! You're looking a little shaggy, dude!"
"Momma!! I wike be shaggy!! It keepses me warm an' junk!!"
"Coats keep you warm and dry AND clean...Besides, you're starting to look like a "Old West Highland English White Sheep Terrier."
"tawk tu da paw Momma cuz dis Westie r nod wissenin'...Oy Bey :("]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My nu feme song!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/694682</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 9 Oct 2010 09:27:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/694682</guid>
		<description>Fur sum weason I hab habded da Spiderman feme song wunnin' 'wound my head fur decades. It r geddin'  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Fur sum weason I hab habded da Spiderman feme song wunnin' 'wound my head fur decades. It r geddin' kinda 'nnoyin', so I figurded dat if I wite my own lyricses usin' da music ob da Spiderman song, it nod be QUITE so 'nnoyin'. If yu du nod kno' da Spiderman feme song, yu shood wissen tu it an' den when it r stuckded in yur head fur yearses an' dayses, yu can use da Zaidie-pup lyrics an' it be F-U-N fur e'vypeepole an' pupses. In any case, here it r!!

               Zaidiepup, Zaidiepup,
               White an' fwuffy fwum butt tu top.
               Eats a snack, needs no pwate,
               Snatches fudz fwum yur face
     Hey dere! Here comes da Zaidiepup!!

               R him cute?
               Wissen, dude.
               He's got Dogster fwiends more dan yu!
               Can him walk on a weash?
               He's a doggie wif hims own beech.      
   Hey, dere!! Dere goes da Zaidiepup!!

               When him sweeps at nite
               He will wake, so will you!
               Don't turn on dat wite!!
               Jus' watch out fur dat shoo!!

               Zaidiepup, Zaidiepup!!
               Fwiendwy nayberhood Zaidiepup.
               Fun an' games?
               He's yur pup!
               Chasin' skwerls r in hims blood.

              Tu him,life r a gwate big wuff-fest.
              Whereber dere r peepoles,
              Yu'll find da Zaidiepup ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!! Howy Cwap!! Gud Gwief!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/694169</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 5 Oct 2010 18:00:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/694169</guid>
		<description>I hab nod witten a diawy entwy since wast Fursday. It wood be an OUTWAGE, 'cept it r my fault, so it ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I hab nod witten a diawy entwy since wast Fursday. It wood be an OUTWAGE, 'cept it r my fault, so it r nod so bad. BOL!!
I hab no adbentures or stuff tu tell yu 'bout, so why don' I jus' make a wist ob whut hab beended goin' on in my lil' life?? Yeah, I du dat...

1)In fambly nues, Momma's sister's diborce fwum %$#$#@$ r habbenin' , bud it r gonna take a WONG time cuz #@$#$% r bein' a $%$#@# 'bout da $$$$$ stuff. Dis r NOD a surpwize, ob corse, since him r a $#$#@#$%. Da kidses r duin' ok. Sammy jus' turnded 9 (OMG!!! sez Momma). Hur big brofur, Wade, r gonna be 11 soon (OMG again!!! sez Momma). Jack r in 1st gwade. Hims teechur sayded tu Momma's sistur (Jack's Momma) on da furst day ob skool,"Oh, I really wanted Jack in my class!!" Him r a popuwar lil' guy ♥ ♥ ♥

2)I r bein' forceded tu be a punkin fur Howlween. Nuff sayded.

3)Dere r nu pichurs on my pwofile page an' dere r also a nu backgwound callded "Canada Fall" or sumfing. No, it r nod as 'citin' as B-A-C-O-N!!! Bud I kinda thot I wood let da WEAL Bacon ged all da 'ttention ob us MEATZ™-lovin' pupses.

4)Much tu my bery own chagwin, I hab tu 'nnounce dat my Momma habs joinded da Facerbook junk. Hur did it mostwy cuz hur sister r gonna be back on it soon. Pwus 2 ob Momma's nefewsses r on dere an' it r a  way tu keep in touch. 
When hur r on da Facerbook, hur feels BERY guilty an' hur r habbin' a tuff time speekin' WEAL Engwish. Hur will pwobabwy be kickded off soon fur sumtimes wegwessin' intu  Zaidie-speak.
Most ob hur fwiendses on da Facerbook r Dogster peepoles an' hur r STILL habbin' twubbles figurrin' out which peepole bewongs tu which pup. Sumtimes hur r gwad hur r back on da Facerbook an' sumtimes hur r oberwhelmed an' wants ged off it. Momma an' me, Zaidie, boff wike Dogster da bestest cuz hur misses me ober dere, eben doe hur habs WOTZA pichurs ob me AN' I r a much bedder conbersationawist dan Momma r cuz hur r BERY shy an' I r bery NOD shy.
If any ob yu pupses hab peepoles whu wanna be 'fwiendses' wif my Momma on da Facerbook, jus' wook fur Wendy Wilson Gee an' yu will see a pichur ob me, Zaidie!!

Dat r all da nues fwum Zaidie's pwace. I wuff yu pupses an' wish we wuz naybers so we cood pway tugefur ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bestest walks E-B-E-R!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/693430</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:03:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/693430</guid>
		<description>Momma weaded sumfing on dis Dogster-fing, nod dis day, bud, yu kno'...It weally maded hur fink, so w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma weaded sumfing on dis Dogster-fing, nod dis day, bud, yu kno'...It weally maded hur fink, so we need tawk 'bout it. Da article wuz 'bout walkses an' how 'portant dem r fur us pupses an' how sumtimes da peepoles fink,"Okay, let's get this walk over with.." an' stuff wike dat. It maded hur sad cuz sumtimes hur finks dat way, tu.

E'vypeepole r bery, bery bizzy, bud dem all need weawize dat da walk r da HILITE ob our day, fur shur. Sum pupses ged one walk a day an' sum pupses ged 2 or eben more. Sum ged nod eben one an' dat r sad. Sum pupses ged walkses, bud dem r tu fast fur du any sniffin' or anyfing an' I fink dat if it r nod fun fur da pup, da peepole can nod be habbin' tu much fun, iber.

Since Momma weaded da article on dis Dogster-fing, our walkses hab beended da BESTEST EBER. Dere r nod yankin' or nuffin'. Momma habs 'cided dat da walk r my time tu be a doggie. I ged tu choose da route, if I wanna sniff we stop an' sniff. It r ALL 'bout me, Zaidie, an' we boff r wuffin' it. We did nod 'cide tu wite 'bout dis tu make any peepoles an' pupses feel bad, bud Momma feels so diff'went 'bout walkses wif me dat hur wanted tu share it wif all yu Dogster pups an' peepoles.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!! OMD!! OMD!! OMD!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/693415</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 07:15:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/693415</guid>
		<description>Did yu see? Did yu see? Did yu see? Dere r STEAK IN DA GIFF SHOP!!!!! OMD!!!!! *thud* ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Did yu see? Did yu see? Did yu see? Dere r STEAK IN DA GIFF SHOP!!!!! OMD!!!!! *thud*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oy Bey....Whudda week I habded!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/693068</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 15:13:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/693068</guid>
		<description>I hab nod been feewin' tu gud wecentwy. Dere habs beended WOTZA ackshun fwum boff ends, if yu kno' w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I hab nod been feewin' tu gud wecentwy. Dere habs beended WOTZA ackshun fwum boff ends, if yu kno' whut I meen. Momma an' Dadda r ALWAYZ checkin' out my -pwibacy pweeze- an' I find it tu be a *lil'* bit 'barassin'. Pwus I hab beended duin' more bomitin', tu!!
 
Anyfur, my poop hab been geddin' wunnier an' wunnier, eber since I starded on da Science Diet Z/D which r a hypoallergenic fudz fur pupses wif 'llergicness issues. Wast week Momma sayded it wuz wike "turning on a faucet", so, as yu can 'magine, dere wuz sum axxidentses in da howse, on da carpets an' stuff. Dey buyded a carpet cleaner-fing fur dealin' wif da messes, bud dere wuz still a pwobwem : Whut r wong wif da Z-pup?????

We r pwetty shur dat it r a fudz pwobwem so we r werkin' on sum changes dat we hope r gonna help me. My bets at da bet college at da U ob Guelph hab been tu bizzy wif 'Back tu Skool' stuff durin' da wast coupla weekses, bud dey r gonna ged back tu us an' tawk 'bout me, Zaidie, an' my gastwointestinal system. Wike dem sayded durin' my wast 'ppointment wif dem, dis r a BERY wong pwocess - twyin' figur out whut r go on in my lil' body! It r cute, bud compwicated.

Tu top it all off, Momma cameded home fwum PetSmart wif a puffy orange fing which I wuz nod 'llowded tu ged neer wif my teefs. It r a punkin costume AN' dere r a hat, tu!! Whu eber heerded ob a punkin wearin' a hat??? Will da madness neber end??? My plan r tu destwoy da camera 'fore any 'cwiminatin' pichurs ob me dwessded up wike a begetable make it ontu dese internetses. I keep yu postded, pupses.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Gess whu wuz here, Zaidie's pwace &amp;#9763; &amp;#9763; &amp;#9763;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/692489</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 09:36:37 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/692489</guid>
		<description>Pup palses, yu will neber gess whu wuz here, Zaidie's pwace, bery early dis day!! It wuz NotMe an' h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pup palses, yu will neber gess whu wuz here, Zaidie's pwace, bery early dis day!! It wuz NotMe an' him hab neber beended here 'afore!!
I ged up early when Dadda geds up; Den him weaveses da howse @5:30am or so. He putses me back in bed wif Momma an' den we ged up wheneber we want!!
 
Soon as Dadda weft I jumpded off da bed an' Momma thot I jus' went 'splorin' cuz I du nod ged tu be upstairses 'cept at nite-nite time. Hur callded me an' I dint come. Dis r nod a nu fing. Dese dayz, I come fur no one, so Momma gedded up an' hur finded me by followin' da smell ob da pile ob mucky wet poop dat NotMe weaveded in da back gess woom.
 
Hur feelded wike bomitin' cuz it WEALLY stinkded ☣ I du nod kno' WHUT NotMe wuz eatin', bud WOO-HOO!! Whut a big stink!! Hur carried me downstairs an' out we went. I wuz NOD finishded!!
Den hur starded cwyin' an' callded Dadda whu tellded hur tu weave it an' cwose da door.

 So dat r whut we did!! 'Sides, Dadda finks it be easier tu cwean up...*TMI ALERT* lader when it r solid!! So e'vyfing r jus' fine. Momma knows I r nod feewin' gud cuz I r nod pesterin' hur fur fudz e'vy 5 decades or whuteber, eben doe I habded NUFFIN tu du wif da poop on da pwetty wool carpet dat wuz WAY ober da wenobation budget bud Momma wikeded it SO much dat Dadda sayded,"Okay!" 

"Momma, I need go out 'gain!!"

P.S Momma an' Dadda r goin' out dis nite...wifout me, Zaidie! Whut up wif dat?? Dem r gonna buy dere own carpet cweener-fing!! Momma sez,"It's about time!" whuteber dat r meenin'! BOL an BAYL, pupses!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A Haiku 'bout GUD STUFF &amp;hearts; &amp;#9728; &amp;hearts; &amp;#9728; &amp;hearts; &amp;#10048;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/692275</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 18:40:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/692275</guid>
		<description>&amp;hearts;Our Pal, Ernie George&amp;hearts;

               Ernie George r &quot;Dog
               ob da We ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ &hearts;Our Pal, Ernie George&hearts;

               Ernie George r "Dog
               ob da Week" here on Dogster!!!
               We all say "WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Haiku 'bout stuff</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/691897</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 11:54:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/691897</guid>
		<description>~'Nuff Already~

       Da Wainbow Bwidge r
       A pupular pwace wite now.
       Our &acirc;&yen; &acirc;&yen;  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ~'Nuff Already~

       Da Wainbow Bwidge r
       A pupular pwace wite now.
       Our ♥ ♥ ♥ need a rest.

           ❀ ❀ ❀ ❀ ❀ &#10048; &#10048;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Funniest Commercial E-B-E-R!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/691297</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 15:39:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/691297</guid>
		<description>An' it r on my pwofile page!! Go see it now!! Yu will waff yur head off - I pwomise!! An' yur fambly ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ An' it r on my pwofile page!! Go see it now!! Yu will waff yur head off - I pwomise!! An' yur fambly will LOL 'til dem fall ober fwum 'xhaustion!!! An' den YU can head tu da chitchen an' stard E-A-T-I-N' cuz dem will nod kno' whut hit dem!! Go now - WAFF!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Da Superbanfastic Adbentures ob....Adbenture Pup!!! (Dat be me, Zaidie!)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/691257</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 10:41:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/691257</guid>
		<description>Momma an' me, Zaidie, go fur a walk e'vy day. We r usuawwy goneded fwum da howse fur a week or a hou ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma an' me, Zaidie, go fur a walk e'vy day. We r usuawwy goneded fwum da howse fur a week or a hour or sumfing. Nod dis day, bud yes'day, I askded,"Momma, yu wanna go fur a walk by da wiber dis day???"

"Shur, Z-pup! Let's go!!" An' off we wentded. Da sniffin' wuz PAWTASTIC!! Sidewalkses an' hydwo poles smell pwetty gud, bud tu ged tu da wiber, yu need walk on a twail, so it r wike bein' in a forest, 'cept it r onwy a coupla bwockses fwum my howse! It r a sniffer's pawadise ♥ ♥ ♥ 

Finawwy, da twail bwingded us cwose enuff tu da wiber dat we cood fall in an' ged wet if we wantded du dat. We did nod wanna du dat. Howeber, dere wuz a buncha Canada geese fwoatin' awound, habbin' fun, I gess. All ob a sudden, one ob da geeseses flippded ober, so hims tail wuz stickin' stwait up in da air where hims head shooda beended!!!

"OMD!! Momma!! Dat goose r dwowndin'!! I need wescue him!!"

"Well, Zaidie-pup, I think he's eating. That's how they do it, hun-bun!"

"Momma! Pweeze du nod call me 'Hun-bun' 'cept when we at home an' da windows r shut, 'kay??...I kno' him r in twubble an' him needses my help!!! Cood yu hold dis stuffs fur me, pweeze??"

I handed Momma my wallet an' my Bwackbewwy an' sum uber junk fwum my secwet pocket. Hur sayded,"Where did you get Beggin' Strips?? You know you can't eat stuff like that and when did you get a Blackberry??? Where do you keep this stuff???"

"In my secwet pocket, Momma...Wook, I gotta wescue a goose!!! Be wite back!!"

I fwimmded out tu da upsidedown goose an' twieded fwip him ober so him cood breef an' stuff. Dere wuz WOTZA spwashin' an' fwailin' 'wound!! It wuz almost wike him dint wanna be wescueded. Bery stwange...

"Get your hands off me, you crazy dog!!!! What were you trying to do, drown me????....Speak up, pup!!"

"Well, I finkded dat yu wuz dwownin' cuz yur feetses wuz in da air 'stead ob yur head, so I 'cided tu wescue yu!"

"I was EATING, you silly LWD!! That's how we eat!! I see you here on weekends with your Dad! Doesn't he explain anything to you??? GEESE EAT UPSIDEDOWN, punk, and don't you forget it!! Now get outta here!!"

I fwimmded F-A-S-T tu ged away fwum da angwy goose, bud I dint want Momma tu kno' I wuz skeerded an' 'barrassded, so I slowded down an' casuawwy stwollded back ontu da shore. Momma wuz sittin' on a bench messin' 'wound wif my Bwackberry. "Momma, Dadda will ged yu one dose ob yur own. Yu jus' need ask, wike I did!!"

"No need, Z-pup. I'll just borrow yours!! LOL!! Did you save the goose???"

"Oh, yeah, him r saveded alwite..."

"Well, what a good and brave boy you are!!! Should we keep going??"

"Shur, Momma. Mabbe sum fishses be dwowndin' or sumfing."

"You do know that you'll be getting a bath when we get home, right??"

"I kno' it, Momma..." Oy bey...Cood dis day ged any werser???

P.S. Dere r a nu funny pichur ob a doggie on my page!! Check it out, pupses &#10048; &hearts; &#9728; Wuff yu WOTZ!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut nerbe!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/690746</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 09:09:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/690746</guid>
		<description>Dere r a skwerl AN' a kitty on my pwofile page an' dem r sayin' NASTY stuffs 'bout me!! None ob it r ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dere r a skwerl AN' a kitty on my pwofile page an' dem r sayin' NASTY stuffs 'bout me!! None ob it r true!! Du nod wissen tu dem!! I du nod kno' how dem gedded on my page, bud I r gonna ged tu da bottom ob dis!! Twust me!! Dis r an OUTWAGE ☠

Also, cood sumone 'splain in bery simple termses, how tu ged more space 'tween stuffs in the 'Fun Stuff' awea?? We hab been twyin' all kindsa numbers an' stuff an' nuffin r werkin'!! Fanks, yu pupses!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>How tu du stuff when yu r sad an' wurried an' boreded an' hungwy an' it r wainin' out an' uber stuffs...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/690152</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 8 Sep 2010 10:25:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/690152</guid>
		<description>I thot I wood take a coupla days tu fink 'bout our gud fwiend Ernie George (whu r now 'Ernie George, ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I thot I wood take a coupla days tu fink 'bout our gud fwiend Ernie George (whu r now 'Ernie George, Angel-at-Large', I weaded sumpwace) 'afore I wited sumfing 'bout him. I thot dat by takin' time, I wood come up wif sumfing so thotful an' perfek an' meeningful dat it wood help all ob us feel bedder. Unfortumatewy, dis r nod da case.

I wemember when I furst became pup-palses wif Ernie George an' hims  wuffwy sisfur, Izzy, in March 2009. Momma an' me, Zaidie, usta stwoll 'wound dis Dogster-pwace tu find fwiendses. We saw da Bisson fambly an' felt a kinship wif dem 'mmediatewy cuz dem wive in MN jus' wike Momma's sistur an' my speshul cousin kidses!! We took a deep bref an' sended a pup pal wequest.

Den it habbended!!! Ernie George an' Izzy wantded be pup palses wif me, Zaidie!! OMD!!! Den dem eben sended me a speshul giff fwum da Giff Shop (fur da life ob me I can NOD wemember whut it wuz!!!), along wif a warnin' fwum E.G. tu keep my darn pubby butt tu myselb!!! Him wuz downwite concernded dat my cute lil' tushie wood take hims Momma's 'ttention 'way fwum him cuz dere wuz a pichur ob my hinder on my pwofile page!!! 

Fru da yearses an' decadeses an' stuff, we tawkded an' waffded an' jokeded 'wound. Our fwiendship gwowded an' gwowded an' dere wuz WOTZA wuff an' waffter an' stuff. Dere wuz also tears an' sadness cuz sad stuff an' sicknesses r part ob dis fing callded Life, bud we all thot dat we wood be here on dis Dogster-fing fureber an' dat madeded us feel gud.  

Well, all ob us r still here, bud it r diffwent now. Ernie George r wookin' down on us fwum da Wainbow Bwidge an' him unnerstanses da sadness, bud him also wantses us be habby an' wemember A-L-L da gud timeses. Him wantses an' needses us tu help Izzy take care ob dere pawents (an' tu take care ob sweet Izzy-gurl, tu♥). Him wantses us be our goofy, funny, silly selveses, so dat him can waff AT us, bud also WIF us, tu ♥

We wuff yu an' miss yu always an' fureber, sweet boy, Ernie George ♥ Yur hinder ob charmses an' smartses r only gonna ged BIGGER, now dat yu r surrounded by so much wuff an' knowledge at da Wainbow Bwidge. West in Peace, our gud fwiend ♥ ☀ ❀]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>No more Urka-Gurkas&amp;trade;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/689571</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 4 Sep 2010 09:36:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/689571</guid>
		<description>On Wednesday, which wuz da uber day, I wuz a sick pubby. Momma wuz up wif me wotz da nite 'fore an'  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ On Wednesday, which wuz da uber day, I wuz a sick pubby. Momma wuz up wif me wotz da nite 'fore an' dat wuz nod gud cuz hur habses 'nuff tu wurry 'bout wite now. Anyfur, Dadda callded fwum werk in da mornin' tu see how I wuz duin' an' Momma sayded dat hur wuz gonna make a 'ppointment wif da bet.

Lader dat day I wuz pudded intu my way kewl car bed/seat-fing an' I wuz jus' lyin' dere wike I did all day at home. I dint wanna eat an' I dint wanna dwink. I jus' sweepded an' sweepded an' Momma kept comin' ober tu make shur I wuz still breefin'. I wuz.

As soon as we pullded intu da bet's parkin' wot, I cameded tu life. I dwaggded Dadda intu da bet's obbice an' gess whu wuz standin' wite dere??? Mel, da silly obbice kitty!! I lungeded at him tu say hello, bud him dint eben care an' jus' walkded away...Da nerbe ob sum kitties!!

Den all da peepoles cameded out tu see me, Zaidie, cuz dem all wike me WOTZ!!! Dere wuz da wecepshunistes an' a coupla bet techs an' dem wuz all tellin' me dat I wuz TU cute an' such a gud boy!! An' Momma sayded,"You'd never know it know, but this guy is sick!!" I sayded,"Whuteber, Momma!! Da peepoles - dem wuff me!!"

I gottded weighded an' den we waitded fur da bet tu open a 'xaminin' woom door. Hur did!!! So I wunnded in dere an' gottded eben more WUFF fwum hur. Da peepoles tawkded an' I gibbded kisses tu all dem. Den I went wif da bet all by myselb cuz we habded sum pwibate stuff tu du. When we wuz finishded we went out tu where Momma an' Dadda wuz waitin' an' I catchded Momma pattin' anuber pup whu GWOWLDED at me, Zaidie, when I twied say hello!! I sayded,"Hey, buddy, dis r my Momma whu wuz pattin' yur lil' head, so yu bedder be nice me, Zaidie!!"

Dadda payded da bill. I fink it wuz elebenty-seben millyun or sumfing...Momma sez dat r cwose enuff. Dem gibbded Momma sum pillses fur me tu take an' tellded us tu call if I dint ged bedder. Dem sayded dat dey wood call us when da wesultses ob da bwood werk an' pee/poop werk cameded back fwum da wab. Dere wuz a chance dat I habded giardia or sumfing, BUD I DU NOD!!! I r fine!! We figur' dat I jus' eated sumfing dat my tummy dint wike tu much. Can yu 'magine, me, Zaidie, eatin' sumfing dat r nod gud fur me???? BOL!!!! It feelses gud tu feel bedder ☀]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oy Bey...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/689058</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 1 Sep 2010 07:27:06 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/689058</guid>
		<description>~Bomit Haiku~ 

            Duin' da Urka 
            Gurka&amp;trade; all nite meens dat dis
      ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ~Bomit Haiku~ 

            Duin' da Urka 
            Gurka&trade; all nite meens dat dis
            Pup needs see hims bet ☁]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fwowers fur Momma &amp;hearts;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/688824</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:00:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/688824</guid>
		<description>I sended my Momma sum fwowers dis day cuz I wuff hur an' hur r bery nice tu me, Zaidie, an' hur r sm ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I sended my Momma sum fwowers dis day cuz I wuff hur an' hur r bery nice tu me, Zaidie, an' hur r smart an' hur takeses bery gud care ob me an' Dadda an' hur careses 'bout all pupses an' peepoles an' hur takeses me fur walkses an' hur pickses up my -pwibacy, pweeze- an' hur pways tennis ball an' ice cube an' soccer wif me, Zaidie an' hur buyses me toyses an' measureses my fudz (grrrr....) an' feedses me an' cweenses my bowlz e'vyday an' gibs me fwesh, filterded wader dat comes outta da fwidge door wike sum kinda magic!! Hur duz wotza uber stuff, tu, bud yu need head ober tu my page NOW an' see da fwowers!!! Dem r BEEYOOTEEFUL &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; an' I tellded Momma dat when hur r tired ob wookin' at dem, hur jus' sez da werd an' I take care ob geddin' wid ob dem!!! BOLBOLBOLBOL!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOO-HOO!!! Bizzy day, dis day &amp;#9728;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/688701</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 17:01:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/688701</guid>
		<description>Dadda an' me, Zaidie, conbinceded Momma tu come fur a walk wif us dis day. Ob corse, hur needed chan ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dadda an' me, Zaidie, conbinceded Momma tu come fur a walk wif us dis day. Ob corse, hur needed change hur cwotheses an' stuff an' hur INSISTED on fillin' a backpack wif my wader bottle an' dwinkses fur hur an' Dadda...nod WEEL dwinkses!! I wuz gwad hur did dat, doe, cuz it wuz STINKIN' hod here dis day an' we stoppded tu dwink 'bout elebenty-seben times or sumfing.

We takeded Momma on our secwet paff neer da riber an' made hur pwomise tu NEBER tell any pup or peepole 'bout it. Hur waffded an' sayded,"Guys, this path is too worn down to be a secret!!" I sayded,"Yu see anybuddy, Momma??" Hur sayded,"Well, no..." 
I sayded,"My point, 'xactly!!"

Momma keepded wantin' tu carry me WIKE SUM KINDA BABY cuz my tongue wuz hangin' outta my mouf!!! Bud Dadda sayded,"He's fine. He's just hot like you are." Momma wishded hur hab bwingded da pup carrier hur buyded 'fore I eben cameded tu wive wif dem. Fortumatewy, she habs neber been able tu figure out how stwap it on AN' ged me in it, wifout sumone helpin' an' Dadda wefuses tu help an' I WEFUSE be carried in dat fing. Ged a weel pubby an' use it den!!! 'Sides, no lil' pup r gonna be able keep up wif me on our walkses. Him/hur r gonna need be carried.

When we cameded home, Momma an' me, Zaidie, fillded up my way kewl pool an' pwayded da ice cube game. Dat wuz Momma's sneeky way ob geddin' my feetz cweended. It r nod nice tu twick yur pup, Momma ☁

If any yu pupses in twubble wif yur Mommas yu shood chek out my nu cursor. It r nuff tu make ANY Momma cwy tears ob habbiness an' joy an' make hur furged whuteber yu did dat madeded hur so mad in da furst pwace. BOL!!! Hab sum pizza while yu ober on my page, 'kay?? Bark wif yu lader, pupses ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zoe, Dwober, Tux an' Inkspot bisit me, Zaidie!!! ~Part 5~ the conclusion~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/688516</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:13:06 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/688516</guid>
		<description>So Inkspot an' me ,Zaidie, waited outside my howse wif da nasty kitty cuz da 'Kitty Welocation Pwoje ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So Inkspot an' me ,Zaidie, waited outside my howse wif da nasty kitty cuz da 'Kitty Welocation Pwoject' (uberwise knownded as KWP or KWAP fur short) wuz sendin' an armourded behicle ober tu pick up da bad guy.

"Oh, dere r da twuck now...Hab a nice life, nasty kitty, whereber yu end up!! BOL!!"

"He'll be sent some place where his skills as a rodent killer will be fully appreciated." 

"As wong as him r nod usin' my poddy area fur -pwibacy, pweeze- I be habby."

"Inkspot, wet's go inside an' see whut yur fambly r duin'...an' mabbe all da MEATZ™ r weady be eated!!"

"Lil' Z-pup?? Would you mind giving me a ride on your back?? I REALLY don't like getting wet.."

"Shur, Puff Kitty!! Hop on an' hang on tu my furs!!!"

"Hey, call me Inkspot.."

We fwimmded fru da howse an' I cood tell dat da wader wuz slowly leekin' out, so I wuz pwetty shur dat by da time da 'wentses cameded home, it wood be goneded. Momma duz nod wike wader on da floorses!

"WOO-HOO!! R da MEATZ™ weady, Zoe, Tux an' Dwober??? Inkspot an' me, Zaidie, r STARBIN'!! WOOKOUT!!!"

"Yup, Z-pup!! Drover, Tux and I wrapped all the meat in bacon, so it is gonna be TASTY!! Let's eat!!"

"Do you have any cutlery I could use, Zaidie, and maybe some napkins for our sticky, greasy paws??"

"Uh...shur, Dwober. R him fur weel, Zoe????"

"He's got issues, Z, but we love him anyway!"

I cameded out on da deck wif a buncha stuff fur Dwober, bud Tux an' Zoe hab awweady starded eatin'."mmmmmmfffflll grrrllllllll pngnhfffff emmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!"

"Whut yu sayded, Zoe????"

"I think she said,'This is the best stuff I have ever eaten in my entire life!!"

"Fanks fur twanswatin', Tux!! Now I need MEATZ™!!!!!!"

Aftur a coupla hours or weeks ob eatin' MEATZ™, we wuz all SO FULL we cood hardwy moobe!! Bud it wuz worf all da indigestion an' messy -pwibacy pweeze- an' burpin' an' stuff we wuff duin'. All ob a sudden, doe, da doorbell wingded an' we starded barkin' wike a buncha wunatics!! Dose Idazoe pupses WEALLY kno' how bark!!!

Da wader wuz goneded fwum da howse so we all wannded tu da fwont door. Tux giveded me a boost cuz I cood nod weach da door knob...bol! I opended da door an' dere wuz Zoe's an' Tux's an' Dwober's an' Inkspot's Mom, wite dere on my bery own fwont porch!!

"Mommy!!!!!!!"

"MOM♥ ♥ ♥"

"meowwwwwwwww!!!!"

"Really nice lady!!!!"

"Tux, you can call me Mom!! You've been part of our family since last year!!"

"Okay,'Mom'!!!"

"Mommy, what are you doing here?? Mommy, this is Zaidie. Zaidie, this is our Mom!! And why are you driving that huge bus and who are all those dogs and cats hanging out the windows waving at us???"

"Well, hello, Zaidie!! It's so nice to meet you!!... Zoe, Tux and Drover and Inkspot, say hello to your new brothers and sisters!!! I went to the Star Valley Humane Society and adopted EVERYONE!!!! Your other Sister is in the bus, cleaning up a few 'accidents'! They're all SO excited, they couldn't help it!!"

"Sister is here, too??"

"Hi, Inkspot and Zoe and Tux and Drover!! We have missed you pups!! Are you ready to head home now??"

"Sure, I guess our work here is done. BOL!!!! Sister, this is Zaidie. Zaidie, this is our human Sister."

"It r bery nice tu meet yu!"

"You, too, Zaidie-pup. Here - I've got something for you!!"

"Wow...a huge wad ob pocket lint...Uh...Fanks, I gess."

"Z, is it ok if we leave you with this huge mess???"

"Shur, Zoe, Momma an' Dadda r gonna be home soon. Dey always cween up aftur me. No pwobwem!! Hab a safe twip back tu Idazoe!! See yu on dat Dogster-fing!!!"

"Thanks for the delicious food, Zaidie!! You are truly a gracious host...and thank you for allowing me to communicate with my Mother via Skype during my stay." 

"That tennis ball machine in the backyard was REALLY cool, Zaidie-pup!! Thanks!!"

"Tux!! Du nod furged tu take it home!! It r yurs!!!"

"Cool party, Z-pup. You R-O-C-K. Bark with you later!!"

"It was a blast, Zaidie. Come and visit me on Catster, okay?"

"Bye, Zoe!! Bye, Tux an' Dwober!! Bye, Inkspot!! Dwive carefuwwy Mrs. ZoeTuxDwoberandInkspot's Mom!!! Fanks fur da giff, Sister ob ZoeTuxDwoberInkspot!! Come bisit 'gain!!!"

                    
                    *Da End ob da Stowy*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zoe an' Dwober an' Tux an' Inkspot bisit me, Zaidie!!!!  ~Part 4~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/687997</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:32:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/687997</guid>
		<description>So dere we wuz, all ob us, tweadin' wader up neer da ceilin' in da fwont hall ob my howse...'cept In ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So dere we wuz, all ob us, tweadin' wader up neer da ceilin' in da fwont hall ob my howse...'cept Inkspot wuz still out duin' kitty stuffs in da nayberhood.

"What are we gonna do now, Z-pup?" Zoe askded me. 

"Well, pupses, I du nod fink we hab eatded 'nuff MEATZ™, so wet's fwim out tu da deck an' frow sum more on da gwill!! Wet's go!!!" *spwish spwash spwish spwash spwish spwash*

"So whut MEATZ™ shood we gwill??? Chiggen??? Steakses??"

"Z-pup, Drover, Tux and I are starving. Just throw it all on, okay?? Less talk, more MEATZ™!!!"

So I frowded on burgers an' hawtdawgses an' chiggen an' ham an' pork chopses an' woast beastses an' B-A-C-O-N an' a TON ob steakses!! Den we heerded sum scwatchin' at da fwont door, so we all starded barkin' wike WUNATICS!!! "WHU DAT???" we barkded.

"Hey, I fink I bedder go see whu r out dere. I be wite back. Watch da MEATZ™, kay, pupses??"

"Sure thing, Z! We're on it like pigs in mud. BOL!!!" 
 Dat Zoe, alwayz makin' us waff an' waff!!! ☀

I fwimmded tu da fwont door an' opended it. Dere wuz Inkspot wif da nasty nayberhood kitty dat I wantded be teechded a wesson. "Did yu teech him a wesson, Inkspot????? R him gonna stay off my pwoperty an' NOD use my pwibate poddy awea fur hims own -pwibacy pweeze- an' junk???"

"You got it, little Z-pup. This guy is just here to apologize to you and then he's off to be a part of the 'Kitty Relocation Project' which I just set up here in your city."

"Wow...Fanks, Inkspot! So uber kitties r gonna be moobin' out, tu?? Bud dat meenses no more kitty poop fur, yu kno'...snackin' an' stuff..."

"Well, Z-pup, look at it this way - there will always be squirrels."
 
"OMD!! Yu wite, Inkspot!! I gess I shood call yu Puffy now cuz we fwiendses, wite??? Wite, Puffy???"

"We're gettin' there, little Z. Just calm down a bit and we're good." 


~Du nod furged tu come back fur da fiff an' final pard of da story, 'kay???~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Changeses on my page...grrrrrrrr</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/687831</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:45:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/687831</guid>
		<description>Momma wuz geddin' boreded wif pupsicles fur my backgwound, so hur habs beended messin' 'wound wif my ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma wuz geddin' boreded wif pupsicles fur my backgwound, so hur habs beended messin' 'wound wif my page. I founded whut *I* wanted on my page, bud, den, eben Dadda, da 'puter guy, cood nod make it werk. In da meentime, we be usin' da boneses an' dat r ok, I gess.

Momma r twyin' keep bizzy cuz we r all on dis woller coaster callded,"Helpin' Momma's sistur ged hur life back" an' it r tuff on e'vy peepole an' pup, tu. Momma's brothur callded dis day cuz him wuz upset 'bout da hole situmatation. Dem all take turnses bein' sad an' scareded an' angwy an' stuff, so da fone-lines r geddin' a weel werkout.

#$#@%$#$% r werkin' obertime tu ged hur tu come back an' him r pwomisin' hur da sun an' da moon an' da stars. Fortumatewy, hur knows dat him r full ob s__t, bud hur r still BERY vulnerable an' da furst court date r nod until nexx week.

Me, Zaidie? I r ok. Baycayshun r ober, so Momma an' me spended da day tugefur. On our walk dis day, we sawded a 2 monf old Bernese Mountain Dog pup whu wuz bigger dan me, Zaidie!!! Him wuz cute ♥

Da nexx part ob da story 'bout my bisit wif sum fwiendses be continuin' nexx day, 'kay?? Bark wif yu den, pupses ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zoe, Dwober, Tux an' Inkspot come bisit!!! ~Part 3~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/687434</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 09:31:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>STORY WECAP - fur dose jus' joinin' us...Inkspot r out findin' stuff tu chase an' kill AN' him r woo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ STORY WECAP - fur dose jus' joinin' us...Inkspot r out findin' stuff tu chase an' kill AN' him r wookin' fur da NASTY cat in my nayberhood tu teech him a wesson. Tux r in da backyard pwayin' fetch wif da automatic tennis ball-frowin' fing. Dwober r on da 'puter, usin' Skype tu tawk tu hims Mom. Zoe r watin' fur whut r habbenin' nexx.

"Well, Zoe...We cood go fwimmin' in my way kewl pool out on da deck!! I jus' installded a 10 ft. dibin' board!! C'mon!!"

"Z, I'm not a swimmer and I hate getting wet. Maybe I'll just watch you."

"Ok, Zoe, bud it r F-U-N!! WOOKIT ME!!! *spwash spwish spwash* WOO-HOO!!!!!!"

"Yeah, Z, these are some GOOD times we're having, but it's TOO hot out here!! Let's take the pool inside and swim in there, okay?"

"Shur, Zoe, I jus' want yu tu hab F-U-N!!!"

Together they dumped the water out of the pool and headed inside. Zaidie ran back to get the hose.

"Dis r a gud spot inside cuz we can still see da sun, so it r almost wike fwimmin' outside!! Stard fillin' it up, Zoe!!!" 

"Z, while it's filling up, can we head out to do some shopping?? I want to get a present for my Daddy!"

"Sure, Zoe, whut yu wanna ged him??"

"Some healthy dog treats and some antlers, I guess..Maybe a Jolly ball, too!!"

"WOW!! Yur Daddy r one FUN GUY!! Wet's go!!!" And off they went... 5 hours later they returned...

"So that was a city, huh?...Interesting, but really noisy. How does a pup sleep with all the cars and trucks and sirens and stuff making such a racket??"

"Yu ged useded tu it, I fink. I meen, I du nod bark at dose fings cuz I heer dem all da time...Now where I pud my key??? Oh, here it r, 'ttachded tu my collar!!"

*WHOOSH*

"OMD!! ZOE!! Da howse r fillded wif wader!!! OMD!!!"

"Cool, Z-pup!! Now THIS is swimming!!! Let's go!" 

"Dwober?? R yu in here?? Zoe an' me, Zaidie, r back fwum da store!! Where r yu, Dwober???"

"I'm upstairs, Zaidie-pup. I needed a dry place for the computer. I'm still talkin' tu my Mom!"

"WOW, Zoe, wook at all da furniture an' stuff fwoatin' up neer da ceilin'!! Mabbe dis r nod such a gud fing.."

"Hey, relax, buddy. It's all good!!"

"Hey! I r nod Buddy!! Yu wite. Dis r kinda fun an' anyway, Momma wikes da howse be cween. It r gonna be BERY cwen aftur dis, wite, Zoe???"

"You got it, Z-pup! Clean as a whistle!!"

"Whut, Zoe???"

"Never mind, Z. Let's swim!"

"WOO-HOO!!Hey, wook - here r da magic fudz box-fing fwum da basement! Whut r it duin' up here? Whu careses - dere r ice cweem in it!!!!! Want sum, Zoe??"

"Sure! Got any strawberry?? That would be pink, Z!"

"Hey, wook!! Dere r Tux!! Tux, come fwimmin' wif us an', here, hab sum ice cweem, tu!!"

"Wow, Zaidie!! Your house is FUN, but the machine is out of tennis balls and I don't have thumbs to fill back it up. Can you help me??"

"Tux, Z-pup and I don't have thumbs, either. How are WE supposed to help?? Get Drover to help. He's been on the computer with Mommy for too long anyway. DROVER, GET DOWN HERE!!"

"I'm coming, Zoe! Mom needed to say goodbye to me, anyway. She's heading to the Star Valley Humane Society to look at pups and kitties."

"WHAT?? WHY????? She's got us and lots of cats!! Shoot, Inkspot is like 5 cats in one!! I don't need any more competition...I mean, Mom is busy enough looking after us!!!"
     

*Will Zoe's Mommy ged anuber pup or kitty???? R Inkspot WEALLY 5 catses in one an' can him handle da nasty cat ob da nayberhood??? Can Dwober WEALLY help Tux pud tennis ballses back in da tennis ball frowin' 'chine?? Will dere be nuff MEATZ™ tu wast until da Idazoe gang goeses home??? I dunno. Come back an' chek in a coupla dayses, 'kay???*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Takin' a Stroll down 'Pubby Lane' wif Zaidie...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686920</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:28:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dere r sum nu pubby pichurs on my page! I dint find Momma an' Dadda 'til I wuz 4 monfs old, bud I wu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dere r sum nu pubby pichurs on my page! I dint find Momma an' Dadda 'til I wuz 4 monfs old, bud I wuz still kinda liddle ♥
We r pwannin' tu go tu my bestest doggie beech on Wake Huron NEXX day, so da continuin' story ob my bisit wif Zoe an' Tux an' Dwober an' Inkspot will continue da day affer da nexx day, 'kay, pupses??? Bark wif yu lader!!

An' if yu r WEALLY boreded, yu can always go waaaaay back tu da beginnin' ob my diawy an' ged tu kno' me before I starded tu tawk funny. BOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>No beech dis day &amp;#9729;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686856</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 07:44:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I wuz a sick pubby wast nite, so our twip tu my bestest doggie beech hab beended postponeded...It r  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wuz a sick pubby wast nite, so our twip tu my bestest doggie beech hab beended postponeded...It r ok cuz I kno' we be goin' sumtime dis week while Dadda r on baycayshun.

I r jus' lyin' awound dis day an' when I go outside, I jus' wanna eat gwass. Momma finks dat da "Chiggen Incident" wast nite may hab upsettded my lil' tummy...bud I scoreded B-I-G!!!

Momma dwoppded a nice chunk ob da stuff while hur wuz pwepawin' our beech fudz. I had alweady habded WOTZA chiggen, bud dis peece dat fell, pwacticawwy intu my mouf, wuz kinda big. Hur feelses bad, bud sez dat if I wood du "DWOP IT" or "WEABE IT" when hur tellses me tu, I wood pwobabwy be wompin' on da sand wite now!! BOL!!...???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zoe, Tux, Dwober an' Inkspot come tu bisit!!!! ~Part 2~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686690</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:56:13 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686690</guid>
		<description>My fwiendses wuz on dere way tu my howse an' I wuz SO 'cited I axxidentwy did a lil' -pwibacy pweeze ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My fwiendses wuz on dere way tu my howse an' I wuz SO 'cited I axxidentwy did a lil' -pwibacy pweeze- in da fwont hall!! COOD NOD HELP IT!! I cweanded it up an' headed out tu du sum shoppin'.

Furst stop, The Healfy Pet store, tu pick up a ton ob speshul an' healfy tweetses fur snackin' an' I eben buyded sum tasty kitty tweets -yes, yu weaded dat wite- fur Inkspot!! Den I wan ober tu da MEATZ&trade; Pwace an' buyded all da steakses an' stuff dem habded on hand an' pud in an order fur a millyun poundses ob MEATZ&trade; tu be dewiberded tu my howse cuz we wuz gonna need MORE MEATZ&trade; dan whut I cood carry! Den I wentded ober tu da Sports store where I pickded up a surpwize fur Tux!!OMD!!! 

Den I wannded home an' starded set up fur my bisitors.1)BBQ - turnded on 2)bestest water bowls set out an' fillded up 3) doggie beds spweaded all ober da howse 4) Toys spweaded e'vywherez 5) MEATZ&trade; Buffet set up out on da deck 6) snackie stuff in pileses all ober da pwace. I WUZ WEADY!!!

Suddenwy, dere wuz sum barkin' at da fwont door, so I starded barkin' tu...weally WOUD!! Den I weawizeded - it r Zoe an' hur brofurs!!! So I opended da door an' dere dem wuz!!

"Pupses!! an' Inkspot! Yu maded it!!! C'mon intu my howse!!"

"Thanks, Z-pup. WHOA - What smells so good!!! We are HUNGRY cuz that bike ride was a little longer than we had anticipated. Can we eat first??

"Shur, Zoe!! Tux an' Dwober?? R yu guyses hungwy, tu???"

"We shur r, Zaidie. Mind if we use the facilities to clean up a bit first?"

"You go wite ahead, Dwober an' Tux. Dem r upstairses....Wow, Zoe, Dwober an' Tux r bery well-mannerded..Yu wanna fweshen up, tu, Zoe??"

Zoe hab plungeded head-furst intu a pile ob MEATZ&trade;, so hur wuz kinda bizzy. I wookded ober at Inkspot an' I cood tell dat him wanted be outside chasin' an' killin' stuff." So, LWD, what can a cat do for fun around here???"

"Well, Inkspot, dere r mousies outside an' I kno' dat dem r fun tu catch, bud dere r a kitty whu walkses ALL OBER DIS NAYBERHOOD an' uses my poddy area an' jus' makeses me CWAZEE!!! I du nod kno' hims name, bud him r N-A-S-T-Y. Yu pwobabwy shood nod kill him, bud I want him tu wearn a wesson an' stay offa my pwoperty!! Sound wike fun, Inky???"

"Hey, don't call me Inky, 'kay?? Shur, I'll head out an' see what I can do for you, LWD." An' him wuz gone.

Tux an' Dwober cameded down da stairses an' saw Zoe still eatin' hur way thru da pile ob MEATZ&trade;, so dey wented ober an' helpded demselbes tu a coupla steakses.."Zaidie??", sayded Dwober, "I really miss Mom...Are you set up to use Skype on your computer?? I'd really like to chat with her for a while, okay?"

"Shur, Dwober...Here yu go an' say HEWWO to yur Mom fur me, tu." Dwober wuz BERY habby tu cwimb upon da 'puter chair an' soon him wuz chattin' way tu hims Mommy an' hims lil' nub wuz waggin'...so cute!!

"Tux, I hab sumfing fur yu in da backyard!! Wanna go chek it out." So Tux an' me, Zaidie headed outside an' dere it wuz : an automatic tennis ball frowin' 'chine!!!! "ZAIDIE!!! THIS IS GREAT!!!! You got this for me to play with while I'm visiting you????"

"Shur did, Tux...AN' YU CAN TAKE IT HOME WIF YU!!!" Tux wuz alweady chasin' tennis ballses an' cood nod be any habbier &hearts; "When yu ged hungwy, Tux, yu come back in my howse an' hab sum MEATZ&trade;, 'kay?"

I headed back intu da howse tu chek on Zoe an' tu gwab a snack fur myselb. Zoe hab eated hur way fru da pile ob MEATZ&trade; an' wuz loungin' wif a big bowl ob water side hur. "Z-pup?? Now whut can we do???"

                    -Tu Be Continuded-]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nod dis day, bud, yu kno'...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686620</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 18:30:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686620</guid>
		<description>Da story ob my bisit wif Zoe an' hur brofurs r gonna continue nexx day, 'kay? 
It wuz anuber day on ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Da story ob my bisit wif Zoe an' hur brofurs r gonna continue nexx day, 'kay? 
It wuz anuber day on da ceilin' here, bud fings hab calmded down sum. Da diborce papers hab beended serveded an' my auntie an' hur kidses r safe an' Momma r 'hausted fwum so much 'xiety an' stuff...bud Dadda r on baycayshun dis week!! We r gonna du sumfing F-U-N, him pwomiseded me!!! Can yu say B-E-E-C-H??? &#9728;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>'Portant 'Nnouncement</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686389</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 08:29:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686389</guid>
		<description>We need take a bweak fwum da story ob when Zoe, Tux, Dwober an' Inkspot cameded tu bisit me, Zaidie. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We need take a bweak fwum da story ob when Zoe, Tux, Dwober an' Inkspot cameded tu bisit me, Zaidie. We be back wif it nod dis day, bud da nexx day, 'kay?? Wuff yu pupses!! My Momma needses say sumfing 'portant.

I just thought that everyone should know that my sister and her 3 precious children left their house last night and are staying at a secure, undisclosed location. The divorce papers will be delivered tomorrow to #@$%$#@#$. 
This is a HUGE step she has taken and I am SO proud of her I could explode. Instead we're going to spend the day at my parents place and swim and enjoy a cocktail or 10 by the pool.
Thank you everyone for thinking good thoughts for our family. The process has barely just begun and it will, undoubtedly, be messy and nasty because that's the nature of $#@#$%$. However, my sister and her children have begun their journey to the life they SO deserve &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; &hearts; We love them dearly and we appreciate the love and support we have been getting from our Dogster friends during this scarey time. 

Zaidie's Momma, Wendy]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Da day dat Zoe an' Dwober an' Tux an' Inkspot cameded bisit me, Zaidie &amp;hearts; !!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686238</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 08:11:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686238</guid>
		<description>A few weekses ago or sumfing it wuz a bery hot day. I kno' dat, all ober da continent, it hab beende ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ A few weekses ago or sumfing it wuz a bery hot day. I kno' dat, all ober da continent, it hab beended a BERY hot summer, bud dis day it wuz NUTZO HOT, stoopid hot, as Momma sez. It wuz also 'spposeded be woad twip day, da day Dadda an' me, Zaidie, dwive Momma tu Towonto fur a 'ppointment.

Dadda sayded him thot it wuz gonna be TU hot fur me, Zaidie, so I gottded stay home ALL BY MYSELB an' it wuz kinda 'citin' cuz I r hardwy EBER weft awone, E-B-E-R!! A guy needses sum time tu himselb, wite? Ob corse...So I callded up my fwiend Zoe in Idazoe. Hur Mommy answerded da phone an' I askded tu speek wif Zoe, pweeze. Hur Mommy sayded,"Well, Zoe is in a time-out right now, but I guess she's been there long enough to learn a lesson. Just hang on for a minute, Z-pup!"

"Hello! Zoe here!!"

"Zoe!! It r me, Zaidie!! Why yu hab a time-out?"

"Oh, whu knows???...What's up, Z-pup??"

"Well, I r here at my howse an' da 'wentses r goneded fur hourses or sumfing. Yu an' Dwober an' Tux wanna wide yur bikeses ober tu my howse an' we cood du stuffs...fun stuffs!!!"

"Sure, Z-pup, that sounds GREAT!! It's like watching paint dry here...You know, B-O-R-I-N-G!!! Hey, I'll get Inkspot to come, tu!!"

"Dat r da bestest idea EBER, Zoe!! Inkspot can scare da HECK outta da kitty I keep seein' in my nayberhood. Him stwutses all ober da pwace wike him ownses it an' uses MY poddy area, tu!! Him needses wern a big wesson!!"

"OK, Z-pup!! I'll gather up the boys, put air in our bike tires and be right over, 'kay!!"

"YAAAAAAAAAY!!! I can NOD wate!!!! See ya!!!!!"

                 *to be continueded*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moonded on Fwiday????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686073</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:59:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686073</guid>
		<description>Momma tellded me dis day dat on Fwiday which r nod dis day an' nod da nexxest day, bud da nexxer day ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma tellded me dis day dat on Fwiday which r nod dis day an' nod da nexxest day, bud da nexxer day,(ged dat??) I r gonna be moonded, whuteber dat r...

Dis day when we wuz out walkin', we wentded intu a pwace dat habded a DOOR!! I r neber 'llowded in dose kinda pwaces, bud we went wite in an' it sorta smellded wike wet doggies an' dis nice wady wif wong, wed hairs cameded ober tu me an' starded pattin' me an' stuffs. Hur wikeded me WOTZ. 

Den I heerded anuber doggie barkin' bud I cood nod see him cuz da pwace habded a bery big gate wifout windows. I heerded Momma tawkin' tu da wady an' den Momma sayded, "Great! Thank you! See you then!" An' we walkded out an' continuded on our walk. I wuz a BERY gud boy dis day an' Momma tellded me dat WOTZ. I eben sittded when we wuz waitin' fur da twaffic wite-fing tu change tu da 'walkin' man' pichur an' Momma dint eben tell me tu du dat!! 

I r on sum kinda woll or sumfing an' I hardwy eben care dat I can nod eat beef which r : steaks an' burgers an' woast beast an' tenderwoin an' gwound beef an' fiway meeyon an' a bunch ob uber stuffs I r nod eben finkin' ob wite now. Sewiouswy.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nod gud, pupses...Nod gud at all &amp;#9729; (bwack cloud ob doom)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686013</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 10:23:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/686013</guid>
		<description>Dis r &quot;Beef Week&quot; here at Zaidie's pwace an' I hab beended WUFFIN' e'vy single decade ob it!!! In fa ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis r "Beef Week" here at Zaidie's pwace an' I hab beended WUFFIN' e'vy single decade ob it!!! In fact, I wited a haiku 'bout it :

          &hearts; Beef &hearts;

            Beef, I wuff yu so
            Much I can hardwy sweep at
            Nite cuz I want MORE!!!

Unfortumatewy, my lickin' durin' da past coupla niteses has been keepin' Momma 'wake an' now hur r pwetty shur dat dis meens I r habbin' a weacshun tu da beef an', derefore, can nod eat any more ob it. I r pwesentwy curlded up in my cwubhowse an' I r nod comin' out fur ANYFING...ok, mabbe fur -pwibacy pweeze-, bud dat r IT!! I r sad an' mad an' nod habby pubby an' I r neber eatin' anyfing 'gain, EBER, an' I MEEN IT &#9729;

"Momma, we hab any bacon??" (*See da nu funny pichur on my page*)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sick pubby, bud I bedder now &amp;#9728</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/685673</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 9 Aug 2010 08:30:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/685673</guid>
		<description>Nod dis day, bud yes'day, I did da urka-gurkas WOTZ an' it wuz NOD fun. Here r da story:

Momma an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Nod dis day, bud yes'day, I did da urka-gurkas WOTZ an' it wuz NOD fun. Here r da story:

Momma an' Dadda wuz goin' tu be owtside duin' sumfing an' dem thot it be nice fur me, Zaidie, tu be owt wif dem, so dem tieded me up on a bery wong tie-out. I godded du WOTZA 'splorin'in da back yard where I du nod ged tu go bery offen cuz it r nod toddawy fenced an' all I eber du out dere r eat stuffs.

So I eatded sum stuffs. A while aftur we went inside, da urka-gurkas starded. Ob corse da furst one wuz on da wug cuz dat r da way I woll. Den dere wuz sum wunnin''wound ob my pawentses  tu ged paber towelses an' a pail ob wader an' dat 'ged-da-pubby-sickness-stink-out-ob da-carpet' spway stuff. I wuz mooveded ober tu da hardwood fwoor, where I pwoceeded tu du da urka-gurka 'bout elebenty-fibe more timeses.

Momma 'mmediatewy wentded tu da 'dark side' as Dadda callses it. Hur wuz jus' wurrieded 'bout hur lil' Zaidie-pup wike hur wurrieses 'bout e'vypeepole hur wuffses wike hur sister an' dose sweet kidses {initial court date set; D. papers tu be dewibered tu #@$%$#%$^%$ anytime now. Momma on bodka I.V. 24/7 (nod weally yu pupses!)}

Anyfur, by da time it wuz nite-nite time I hab nod dunded da urka-guka in a coupla hourses or decadeses or sumfing, so we all wentded tu bed at da same time an' dere wuz NO urka-gurkain' durin' da nite!! Da mystwee r : whut r Earf did I eat out dere??? I r nod sayin' a werd...BOL!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SUPERZAIDIE&amp;trade; saveses da day ...an' a kitty!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/685322</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 6 Aug 2010 15:04:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>So dere we wuz, me, SUPERZAIDIE&acirc;&cent; wif Inkblot da kitty, ridin' on my back as we madeded our way bac ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So dere we wuz, me, SUPERZAIDIE™ wif Inkblot da kitty, ridin' on my back as we madeded our way back tu shore. I cood see Momma an' Dadda on da beech, watchin' us as we godded cwoser an' cwoser. Dem dint wook wike lil' tiny insectses anymore!!

"Oh, NO!!!" yellded Inkblot "I weaveded my iron on!!! I wuz ironin' a hole pile ob my WAY cute summer skirtses an' stuff down in da 'tility woom when my yawt stoppded goin' so I wentded upstairses an', wif all da commoshun an' stuff, my iron neber gottded unpwuggded!! It cood stard a fire!!!"

*KERB-O-O-M* ☣

"I fink it alweady did, Inkspot. Yur yawt jus' blowded up WEAL GUD!!!"

"*sobbing* OMC!! My hole life r on dat yawt!! E'vyfing fwum pichurs ob me when I wuz a tiny baby kitten tu wecentwy when I twabellded 'wound da werld on my yawt an' set a werld wecord fur kitties trabellin' 'wound da werld by yawt!! Now whut r I gonna du...My lil' mousie toyses an' jingly ballses wuz on dat yawt an' my kitty condo fing, tu. I wuffded dat fing!!! *sobbin' an' sobbin' an' geddin' SUPERZAIDIE&trade;'s furs ALL wet an' yucky..

"E'vyfing r gonna be ok, Inkblot...My Momma an' Dadda will take care ob yu. Dey takeded BERY gud care ob my big brofur kitty, Toby, an' so far dem r duin' gwate takin' care ob me, SUPERZAIDIE™...'cept dem du nod feed me 'nuff.."

At da shore, Momma cameded WUNNIN' ober tu us cuz da expwoshun hab scareded all da pupses an' peepoles on da beech an' hur wanted tu make shur dat me, SUPERZAIDIE™ wuz ok an' hur sawded da kitty on my back!

"HunnyBunny!!! Who is this on your back????"

"Momma, I r SUPERZAIDIE™, 'kay??? Dis r Inkblot da kitty, bud hur fwiendses call hur Rorschach. It r 'spposeded be funny , bud I du nod ged it...Dat wuz hur yawt-fing dat 'sploded out in my Lake Huron cuz hur weaveded hur iron on an' da yawt catchded on fire an'...BOOM!!! Did yu see it??? Way kewl, huh???"

By dis time, my Dadda hab wakeded up fwum yet anuber nap in our lil' beech tent-fing..."Yeah, the explosion woke me up!"

"WOW, Dadda!!! It mustabeended BERY woud fur du dat!! BOL!!!"

"Well, sweet lil' kitty ♥ Do you have a place to live??? Your yacht is gone. Would you like to come and live with us?? We have lots of room!"

"Momma, I r 'llergic tu kitties, wemember???? We can nod hab me, SUPERZAIDIE™ wivvin' wif a kitty an' sneezin' an' stuff all da time...pwus dere r my weputashun tu consider. I du nod eben WIKE kitties!!"

"Well, Zaidie, we'll build you a doghouse. You'll be part of the fambly, but you'll live outside! Problem solved!! Inkblot, you're going to have the cutest lil' clubhouse to live in!! Yes, we'll have to change the name on the door, but that's easy!! We can make cute lil' curtains and cover the furniture with cute girly kitty fabric...Ooooh, it'll be like having a daughter!!! Welcome to your new family♥ ♥ ♥"

***************************************************************

"Zaidie, wake up, sweetness! You were having a bad dream, hunny bunny! Wake up! Everything's okay!!"

"Oh, Momma!! Dat wuz da WURSEEST DWEEM EBER!! R I home now???"

"Yes, my sweet♥ Yu r home ♥ ♥ ♥"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wandom Stuffses...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/685023</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 4 Aug 2010 13:56:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I 'pologize fur da deway in da continuin' adbentures ob SuperZaidie&acirc;&cent;. We ged back tu dat nexx day  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I 'pologize fur da deway in da continuin' adbentures ob SuperZaidie™. We ged back tu dat nexx day or da nexx day aftur da nexx day or sumfing.
Sum guy wuz jus' here, Zaidie's pwace, fixin' sumfing an' him callded me, "Shadie". Momma sayded my name 2 times tu him, bud I gess wif all da maniacal barkin' dat wuz goin' on, him cood nod heer gud. 'magine dat..(bol!)
I habded YET anuber baff nod dis day, bud wast nite. Momma sayded dat I smellded wike my Wake Huron an' seaweedz an' stuff. Yes, we went tu my bestest doggie beach nod dis day, bud, yu kno'...an' I did NOD go fwimmin', bud I wuz spwashded WOTZ wif wader an' sand when Dadda an' me, Zaidie, wuz pwayin'. We guyses pway BERY hard.
I hab a lil' fwiend on dis Dogster-fing. Hims name r Chance, Dogster # 1047471. Hims Momma failded fosterin' an' now him r gonna stay wif hur fureber cuz dey WUFF each uber BERY, BERY much ♥ ♥ ♥. Hur r a bery bizzy wady cuz hur duz WOTZA fosterin', so hur duz nod spend much time on dis Dogster-fing, bud hur r a bery speshul wady an' Chance r a BERY speshul lil' guy. Hims story will bweak yur heart intu millyuns ob peeces, bud da wuff hur gibses ALL da pupses in hur care r 'mazin' an' will help pud yur heart back tugefur. Momma can neber wead any ob it wifout leakin'...
Anyfur, fanks fur all da MIGHTY dog pawses I hab been weceibin' fwum da bestest fwiendses a pup cood eber hab!! Wuff yu gurlses an' guyses ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SuperZaidie&amp;trade;!!! (da continuin' adbenchur &amp;#9733;)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/684503</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 1 Aug 2010 10:48:43 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/684503</guid>
		<description>So dere I wuz, paddwin' my way kewl body board ober tu da source ob da spwashin'. As I godded cwoser ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So dere I wuz, paddwin' my way kewl body board ober tu da source ob da spwashin'. As I godded cwoser, I cood heer sum meowin', wike fwum a kitty or sumfing! "Dis r nod gud," I finkded,"Mabbe I shood turn 'wound an' pwetend I heerded nuffin...bud dat NOD be nice an' I r a nice guy an' I r SuperZaidie™!!! Him always geds hims man...or kitty :("

"Hey, yu, kitty, I r comin' tu wescue yu!! E'vyfing r gonna be ok!! I r a big stwong guy an' I can du zoomies wike NOBUDDIES BIZNESS!! I r comin'!!!"

"Fanks, whueber yu r!! I can nod hold ontu dis wifeboat fur much wonger!! It habs a big wip in it now fwum my cwawses!! HALP!!"

Wif a burst ob speed I maded it ober tu da kitty. "Dwop da wifeboat, kitty. Yu r comin' wif me!! How yu ged out here, anyfur???"

"I wuz out on my yawt..See it ober dere???"

"Dat r yur boat???"

"Yeah, bud it r callded a yawt..Anyfur, I wuz jus' toolin' wound dis big wake, twyin' find a gud spot fur fishin' an' I wookded at da gas gauge an' it sayded E-M-P-T-Y. I hab wememberded E'VYFING else, wike my catnip mousies an' my lil' bouncy jingle ballses an' my porto-witter box, bud I furgodded fill up da tank wif gas!!! Can yu pweeze halp me, SuperZaidie™??"

"Ob corse, I r gonna help yu, bud how yu kno' my name, pwetty, bwack kitty?? An' whut r yur name, by da way???"

"I weaded 'bout yu on TMZ. Yu pwetty famus!! R it twoo dat yu hab elebenty-seben gurlfwiendses???"

"I hab no comment...an' yur name?"

"Inkblot r my name, bud my fwiendses call me Rorschach, MOL!!!!"

"Whut???"

"Neber mind. How we gonna ged me sum gas fur my yawt?"

"Well, yu come wif me on my way kewl body board an' I take yu tu shore tu meet my 'wentses. Dey usta habba a kitty nameded Toby, fore dem sawded da lite an' godded me, SuperZaidie™. Yu stay wif dem an' I WUN WIKE DA WIND tu da lil' town 'bout 10 mileses 'way an' ged yu sum gas, 'kay??"

"Uh, shur, SuperZaidie™, bud why yu wearin' dose pink pwaid board shortses?? I fink dem r fur gurlses...MOL!!!"

"Hey, Wowschach...Can I call yu Inkblot??? Anyfur, dese r fwum da Callyfornias where, I hab beended tolded, ALL da kewlest guyses wear dese!! Yu wanna be wescueded or nod??"

              *****Tu Be Continuded*****]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SuperZaidie!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/684056</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:54:58 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/684056</guid>
		<description>So, wike I wuz sayin' when I wast witeded in my diawy, dere wuz a lil' incident inbolbin' a small, d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So, wike I wuz sayin' when I wast witeded in my diawy, dere wuz a lil' incident inbolbin' a small, dwowndin' kitty an' me, Zaidie...I kno' whut yu r finkin' :"Zaidie duz nod eben WIKE kitties one lil' bit!! Whut him duin' wescuin' one??" 
It r tuff tu bewiebe, bud dat r da fing 'bout me - yu jus' neber kno' whut I r gonna du nexx!!

Anyfur, dere we wuz at da beech. It wuz a spectacuwar day - nod tu hod, perfek fur be dere tu W-E-W-A-X. One ob us dint du dat. Hmmm...I wunner whu DAT wuz???? BOL!!
Aftur wunch, I 'cided dat, mabbe, I shood go intu da wader. Aftur all, Dadda did pack my way kewl body board an' da waveses on my Wake Huron wuz perfek fur body boardin'. Dat r wike surfin', bud cuz da waveses r smaller dan in da ocean, da boardses r smaller, tu.

"Momma, did yu pack sum board shortses fur me, Zaidie, dis day??"
"Yes, I did, sweetness&hearts;Here they are..."
" Momma!!! Dese r pink pwaid!!! Where my Superman oneses???"
"I just brought these, Zaidie-pup!! Everyone thinks you're a girl, anyway! Just go with it!!"
"Oh, Momma...whuteber...Nexx time I pack fur myself!"

Wif my board shortses on, I pickded up my body board an' headed toward da wader..."Be careful, Hun-Bun!!" yellded Momma, woud 'nuff fur da hole 10km ob beech tu heer!!! Oy bey...Hur 'bawasseses me sumtimes, bud I wuff hur, anyfur.
Dadda wuz wite - da wader wuz unusuawwy warm fur Wake Huron an' it feelded pweddy gud. I wieded on my board an' paddleded out, past da furst sand bar...past da second sand bar!! Momma an' Dadda wookded wike lil', tiny insectses back on da beech!! I keepded goin' an', suddenwy, in da distance I sawded WOTZA spwashin' an' stuffs. I wunner,"Whut r go on????" I headed in da diwecshun ob da spwashin' an'...

*Tu Be Continuded aftur Woad Twip Day which r dis day. BWYL!!*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nu Stuffs on my Page!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/683959</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:40:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/683959</guid>
		<description>Momma insistded on puddin' sum nu cute stuffs on my pwofile page...wike me, Zaidie, r nod enuff????  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma insistded on puddin' sum nu cute stuffs on my pwofile page...wike me, Zaidie, r nod enuff???? Oy Bey...Anyfur, it r dere if yu wanna see it.
I r werkin' on a nu diawy entwy, bud Momma habses beended on da ceilin', waitin' tu heer 'bout hur sistur an' $#%#@&^% an' hur r NOD MUCH HELP dese dayses.

In uber nues : we hab nod seended da bwack an' white stwipeded kitty in a few weekses. Howeber, I did save a tiny, dwowndin' kitty when I wuz at da beech nod dis day. Yu du nod want tu heer 'bout dat, wite???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hey, Dogster! Yu r makin' us cwazee dis day!!!  Yu got fweases or sumfing??</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/683773</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:29:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/683773</guid>
		<description>I kno' I r nod da onwy one whu r 'speriencin' dis junk dis day...grrrrrr &acirc;&nbsp;

Anyfur, I thot I sho ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I kno' I r nod da onwy one whu r 'speriencin' dis junk dis day...grrrrrr ☠

Anyfur, I thot I shood tell yu 'bout my twip tu my bestest beech, nod dis day, bud yes'day. It wuz a PERFEK summer day, so we packded up all kindza stuffs an' headed dat way → an' in a coupla weekses, we wuz dere!!!

I wuz SO 'cited I cood hardwy keep still, so I dint!! Dadda keepded sayin,"Zaidie, RELAX!!!" BOL!! Tawk tu da paw, Dadda!! BOL!! All 'wound me in da parkin' area dere wuz fousands...or mabbe 10 or sumfing...pupses whu wuz at weast as 'cited as I wuz. It wuz a BARKAPAWOOZA an' we wuz nod eben on da beech yet!! CWAZINESS!!!!

Momma an' Dadda carrieded ALL da stuffs we needed hab wif us an' I, ob corse, weadeded da way, pullin' an' yankin' an' wheezin' an' chokin' out in fwont!! I needed be dere NOW!! Finawwy, dere we wuz an' we twekkded down da beech tu a nice calm spot wif no pupses or peepoles neer us...bud we knowded dat dem wood be comin'! Bud at weast dis day I did nod need tu ged up e'vy 14 secondses or sumfing tu welcome nu pupses tu my beech.

Da ☀ wuz out, da bweeze wuz bwowin' an' da waveses in my Wake Huron wuz jus' perfek fur fwimmin', if yu r intu dat kinda fing which I r nod. Da wader wuz BERY warm cuz da weafer here hab beended STOOPID hod. Furst, Dadda 'cideded go fwimmin'. Him handed Momma my weash cuz, well, yu kno'...an' him wannded intu da wake an' disappearded unner da wader!!!!! I jumpded up an' dwaggded Momma ober tu da wader's edge!! Dadda!!! R yu OK??? Where r yu, Dadda??? Come back, PWEEZE!!!!!

Momma twieded calm me down - dint werk...I wuz so scareded dat my Dadda wuz wostded at sea dat I cood nod calm down at all!!! Bud all ob a sudden, dere wuz hims head!!! An' him wuz geddin' cwoser tu da shore an' I feelded HABBY, so I starded duin' zoomies wif my weash on, wif Momma twyin' hang on!!! BOL!!! RFBMAO!!!! Dadda wuz safe - dat r all dat madderded tu me, Zaidie!!

Den Momma 'cideded go fwimmin'!!! Dadda takeded my weash an' I watchded Momma walk intu da wake. I turnded an' walkded ober tu my beech tent-fing an' 'cided wie down. Momma wuz BERY far out in da wake an' all I did wuz wook at hur, while I wuz westin'. Dadda wearded me out!!! Hur wookded at me as if tu say,"Hey, whut r go on????" Den hur cameded back an' sayded,"Zaidie, I was in the lake, too. Why didn't you freak out for me????"

"Dunno, Momma", I sayded. "Can I hab sum chiggen now???" So we all habded wunch an' yes, I habded chiggen cuz we r testin' it dis week an' nexx week fur 'llergicness an' I r WUFFIN' e'vy single scwap ob da stuff I r geddin' an' so far I r habbin' NO weacshun tu it!!!!! WOO-HOO!!!

Dere wuz ALL kindza pupses at da beech nod dis day, bud Momma kinda thot it wuz Wab an' Wetwieber Day cuz dere wuz TONSES ob Bwack Labses an' Golden Wetwieberses dere an' dem ALL wuffded fwim an' fetch stickses an' ballses an' stuff. I twied eat a stick, bud Dadda takeded it 'way fwum me. I gess if yu du nod go intu da wader, yu r nod 'llowded tu chew on stix which r an OUTWAGE ☢

Twenny-seben hourses lader, it wuz time go home. I dint mind tu much cuz I wuz 'HAUSTDED!! I pwacticawwy passded-out in my way kewl car-bed/seat fing. I heerded da werd "baff" a coupla timeses durin' da twip, bud, wuckiwy fur me, Zaidie, it dint habben....'til DIS day...grrrrrrr]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>How du yu spell F-U-N??????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/683530</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:40:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>I spell it : B-E-E-C-H!!! An' dat r where we r goin' dis day!!! My bestest doggie beech in da HOLE W ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I spell it : B-E-E-C-H!!! An' dat r where we r goin' dis day!!! My bestest doggie beech in da HOLE WERLD!!!! It r gonna be PAWSUM!!!
I r sowwy dat I will miss da, "Welcome Home, Zoe, Dwober an' Tux" Pawade, bud cood sumpup pweeze tape it so I can watch it when I ged home??? FANKS!!
Hab a GWATE Dogster Day all yu pupses an' wemember, if it duz nod tasteses gud, it r nod MEATZ&trade; BOL!! Bark wif yu lader!! Wuff yu &hearts;]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Da nerbe ob sum peepoles...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/683335</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:07:26 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/683335</guid>
		<description>So dere I wuz, wewaxin' on da wuffseat wif Dadda while him wuz pwayin' sum Pwaystashun 3 game wif ca ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So dere I wuz, wewaxin' on da wuffseat wif Dadda while him wuz pwayin' sum Pwaystashun 3 game wif carses an' wacin' an' stuff. I wookded down at hims feetz an' 'cided dat dem needed be lickded...so I lickded dem an' him yellded at me an' sayded,"Zaidie! STOP!!! No lickin'!!!" So I stoppded, ob corse. I r nod stoopid. I kno' when my wuffs r nod wantded. Den him finishded hims game an' sayded tu me,"Hope you're happy, Zaidie. I WAS in first place, but I ended in 6th place because of your licking!!!!!"
I r pwesentwy packin' my bagses an' I be heddin' out soon...Where I goin'??? I du nod kno', bud I will find a pwace where my lickin' an' stuffs r 'ppweciateded...
Wait...I r geddin' sum chiggen lader. We r testin' it fur 'llergicness an' Momma sayded dat I be geddin' sum fur a snack aftur my final -pwivacy, pweeze- ob da nite. Dat r soon, I fink, cuz da sun r turnded off fur da nite an' dat meenses we go nite-nite soon. Pwus I be geddin' chiggen fur bwekfus, tu. I fink I shood stay 'wound fur a day or a decade or sumfing...'til da chiggen r gone. Den I r OUTTA HERE!!
Wait...Den we be twyin' steak...WEEL STEAK - nod da stuff fwum Glidder-Gwafics I be sendin' tu e'vypup...Acfural MEATZ!!! OMD!!! OK, aftur da steak I r outta here SO FASSSSSSSSST, yur puppy headses r gonna spin off yur lil' bodies!! Yu jus' wait!!! 
Wait....Whut 'bout eggs???? Dem r fudz an' I hab nod habded dem in YEARSES!!! I WUFF eggs!! Hmmm....I need fink 'bout dis an' I ged back tu yu pupses, 'kay??

P.S. I jus' gottded a paw-mail fwum my fwiend Saphira. Hur told me dat hur Mommy's sister died dis day after a 6 year battle wif brain cancer. Pleeze think ob dem wif wuff an' pwayers, 'kay?? Fanks, gurlses an' guyses ♥ Saphira r Dogster # 815298 ♥]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD! OMD!! O-M-D!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/683170</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:32:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/683170</guid>
		<description>Pupses!!! I r two pup palses away fwum habbin' 1,000 pup palses!! Dis r SO 'CITIN'!!! WOW!! Whu eber ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pupses!!! I r two pup palses away fwum habbin' 1,000 pup palses!! Dis r SO 'CITIN'!!! WOW!! Whu eber thot dat we wood ged dis far??? When Momma an' me, Zaidie, joinded dis Dogster fing on December 10th, 2008, we figureded dat we wood be lucky if we maded it tu 25 pup palses an' Momma wuz SO shy 'bout askin' pupses tu be palses dat she feelded guilty duin' it...wike it wuz a HUGE imposition!! Hur godded ober dat! BOL!!!

In ober nues, it r SO hod an' sticky here wite now dat, when yu go owtside, it r wike walkin' intu a sauna...whuteber dat r!! We habded our walk dis day, 'tween downpourses, bud we still godded wet. I shooda useded my &#9730;!!

We also sawded a bunny!! It hoppded acwoss da stweet wite in fwont ob us!!! Ob corse I wantded say "HEWWO, Bunny!!!", bud Momma wood nod 'llow me neer him, eben doe him wuz jus' sittin' dere on sumpupses' lawn, waitin' fur me...I neber hab any fun...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>TAGGDED by da 'dorable Pwincess Jada ob Germany!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/682699</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:55:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>WOW!! I hab nod beended taggded in YEARS!! Dis r gonna be F-U-N!!! An' fanks fur da wadermelon, Pwin ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WOW!! I hab nod beended taggded in YEARS!! Dis r gonna be F-U-N!!! An' fanks fur da wadermelon, Pwincess Jada!! I be cwossin' da ocean soon tu go huntin' fur cakeses in da Black Forest wif yu!!!

1)Du yu EBER wake yur pawents in da nite??
- Ob corse nod!!!! Whut kinda pup wood du dat??? Pawents need dere sweep!! OMG!!! How thotless a pup wood be tu du dat kinda fing!!
  Ok, wet's be sewious...Ob corse I wake dem up. If da A/C r off an' da windows r opended, I heer stuffs an' I need chek it out!! Woodn't yu???? I du a stunt squat jus' tu ged da 'wentses off my back!!

2)Du yu eber tear up stuff???
- Hmmm...Yu meen S-H-W-E-D??? YU BET'CHA!! Appawentwy, it r nod a gud fing tu du. Howeber, I r jus' duin' my part fur da enbiwonment. If I can shwed it 'fore da wecyclin' guyses pick it up, I hab saveded a hole step in dat pwocess! 

3)Whut r yur FABOURITE tweet???
-OK...Dis r tuff...I WUFF ALL MEATZ!! Howeber, my pwesent diet which r all 'bout testin' fur 'llergicness duz nod permid me tu du much, if any, snackin'. If I r 'llowded, I will eat ANYFING, 'cept wettuce. I jus' chew it up an' spid it out. I r also nod adberse tu snackin' on cat poop. Yeah, I sayded cat poop. Yu hab a pwobwem wif dat??

4)Can yu fetch sumfing when askded??
-BOL!! BOL!! ROFBMAO!!! If I r in da mood an' Momma or Dadda askses,"Where r kitty?? Go ged kitty!!", I MITE go ober tu my toy emporium an' ged my gween Kitty Cuz. Kitty Cuz r my most speshulest toy eber, eben doe I killded him an' him no wonger shriekses in agony when I r chewin' on him.

5)Hab yu eber wiveded anywhere else, 'sides where yu wive now???
- I wuz bornded at Bob's howse. Him r my bweeder/bwoomer guy an' hims kennel r callded GlenRoslin Scotties an' Westies which r wocated 'bout 30 minutes or sumfing fwum where I wive wif Momma an' Dadda. I wiveded wif Bob 'til I wuz 4 monfs old, so I r alwayz gonna be bery speshul tu Bob. We jus' wuff each uber bery mush ♥

6)Say yur cwush an' du NOD be shy!! R yu CWAZEE?????
-Wet's jus' say dat I wuff ALL da wadies on dis Dogster-fing!! Dere r a speshul few whu make my carrot-shapeded tail wag so fast, Momma finks I r gonna make a carrot cake!! BOL!!!!

If yu wead dis an' yu wanna pway, consider yurselb taggded!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Did Z-pup fwim or did him NOD  fwim? Dat r da question dis day!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/682324</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:15:37 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>An' if yu gessded dat Zaidie did NOD fwim nod dis day, bud yes'day, at hims gwampawents' pwace, yu w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ An' if yu gessded dat Zaidie did NOD fwim nod dis day, bud yes'day, at hims gwampawents' pwace, yu wood be WITE AN' if dere wuz a PWIZE, YU WOOD WIN IT!!! Unfortumatewy, dere r NO pwize...*sads*

Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, dwiveded wike da WIND tu ged dere an' wet da fun begin!!! We awwiveded an' dem changeded intu dere baffin' suits. If I r gonna fwim, I wike be nekkid, so I wuz weady fur whuteber wuz gonna habben. Momma bwingded my wifejacket outside wif da towels an' stuffs an' I starded du ZOOMIES 'wound an' wound da pool 'cept it r a big wectangle so I wuz nod 'xactwy goin' 'wound.

In da meemtimes, Dadda wuz twyin' bwow up da most perfectest air mattwess Momma hab eber seended in hur hole wife cuz Momma wantded test it, eben doe it dint hab a dwink holder. Whu makeses an air mattwess WIFOUT dwink holders???
Momma weaded da infruction bookwet dat cameded wif da air mattwess : "Du nod attempt tu attach a motor tu dis air mattwess etc"...an' dem waffded!! "Whuteber", I sayded, an' keepded on duin' zoomies...

All ob a sudden, Dadda wannded ober tu da dibin' board an' fell intu da pool headfurst, so I barkded my head off 'til, all ob a sudden, dere wuz hims head!! Bud I STILL barkded cuz tu me it wookded wike da pool hab swallowded him up, 'cept fur hims head. I needed wescue him!!!

Gwamma an' Gwampa's howse r a NO BARKIN' zone which r BERY tuff if yu r a doggie an' if yur peepole r be eaten awive by da pool OR if dere r a skwerl or yu see a pup walk past on da stweet. A guy needses bark, wite??? Nod at Gwampa's howse!! I kno' - it r 'DICUWOUS!!!

Finawwy I calmded down; as wong as I cood see Dadda's head, I wuz OK. Den we noticeded dat da sky wuz BERY dark an' dere wuz sum wumblin' stuffs goin' on in da distance. Dadda quickwy twieded out all da pool toyz an' fings an' we waffded an' waffded at him cuz him fell off a coupla dem!! Den da sky opended up an' it starded be BERY windy an' da wain wuz pourin' down on us an' on me, Zaidie!! Dadda cwimbded outta da pool cuz him sayded,"I du nod wanna ged wet!!!" BOL!! My Dadda r FUNNY!!

We wentded up ontu da deck an' sittded unner da big wed 'bwella, bud da wain keepded comin' an' da sky gottded darker. It wuz time go intu da howse *sad sads* Inside, I gottded intu twubble as oosual an' founded da woom where Mitzi da kitty wuz twyin' hide fwum me. DINT WERK, MITZI!!!! BOL!!! I cood see hur lil' shadow unner da door an' all I wantded du wuz say "Hi, Mitzi!!!!" cuz I r jus' a nice guy, wite??? Wite, yu pupses?? I wood NEBER chase a kitty - NEBER!!! (bol!)

Aftur a coupla hours an' WOTZA shwimp an' uber appetizers dat I cood onwy dweem 'bout, da sun cameded out. Gwampa needed stard da nexx phase ob makin' hims werld-famus wibses fur dinner, so we all wented back outside an' affer a few weekses or decadeses da wibses wuz duneded!!! Dem did NOD share wif me AT ALL, so I stayded unner da table an' pwayded "Gwab, Wun an' Shwed" wif all da paber towels dat wuz ALL OBER DA PWACE cuz Gwampa's ribses r BERY sticky an' gooey, bud bery, BERY tasty!!! I kno' dis cuz I shwedded e'vy paber pwoduck I cood find an' dem wuz sum GUD WIBSES!!

An' dat r it!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOAD TWIP...'GAIN!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/682140</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 09:02:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dese peepoles ob mine r wearin' me, Zaidie, out!! Dis day we goin' tu Gwamma an' Gwampa's an' Cuzin  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dese peepoles ob mine r wearin' me, Zaidie, out!! Dis day we goin' tu Gwamma an' Gwampa's an' Cuzin Woody's howse tu cewebwate Gwamma's birfday!! Hur r 69 - yu du da maff!!! BOL!!!
I r NOD - I wepeet - NOD goin' fwimmin' so I du NOD kno' why Momma packded my wifejacket an' Superman towel cuz I r NOD GOIN' FWIMMIN'!!! NO. Absodogginglutely NOD!! Bark wif yu lader, gurlses an' guyses AN', NO, I r NOD goin' swimmin'!! Gotta go an' set up Momma's bodka I.V. Gwamma kinda stwesses Momma out A BIT!!!! BAYL, pupses!! Wuff yu &hearts;!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hab yu heerded da wumour????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/682009</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:28:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Pssssst!!! Hab yu heerded??? Du yu eben want tu kno'??? Well, den, wissen, bud keep it down!! No one ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pssssst!!! Hab yu heerded??? Du yu eben want tu kno'??? Well, den, wissen, bud keep it down!! No one r 'spposeded tu kno' dis..Dat r why it r callded a wumour!
Da burgerses an' da hawtdawgses in da Dogster Giff Shop r madeded fwum soy beens, nod meatz!!!! SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Du nod tell any pup!! OK, yu can tell one or two , bud dat r IT!! It r a HUGE secwet an' yu DINT heer it fwum me, Zaidie!!! SHHHHHHHHH!!! *QUIET*  shhhhhh....gud werk!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fwuffy bwack an' white kitty!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/681887</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:19:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Gess whut we hab in our nayberhood!!!! Yup, one ob dose fings!! I kno' I r always tellin' yu pupses  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Gess whut we hab in our nayberhood!!!! Yup, one ob dose fings!! I kno' I r always tellin' yu pupses tu stay 'way fwum da fwuffy, bwack an' white kitties, bud dis r diff'went cuz....um?...it r in my yard??!! Yes, dat r it!! 
It r bery cute an' tiny an' fwuffy an' it makeses Momma or Dadda scoop me up weally fast an' wun, WUN, W-U-N intu da howse!!! All I wanna du r say,"HI!!! Wanna pway wif me???"

Dadda finkded dat dose kinda kitties burrowded intu da gwound an' Momma dint bewieve him. Hur sayded,"Dem r tu sofisticateded tu dig a hole in da gwound! Dem sit awound in weally nice nitecwubses dwinkin' tiny, lil', bery dwy Martinis!!" Dadda sayded dat Momma watchded tu much Bugs Bunny when hur wuz a lil' gurl cuz hur r finkin' 'bout Pepe Lepeuw whu spokeded fwench an' stuffs. Bud whu r wivin' in da hole in our backyard???? 

Dadda callded da AAA Wildwife Contwol peepoles an' askded dem tu help us. Dey sayded, "Dat r nod a fwuffy bwack an' white kitty whu madeded da hole in yur yard. Dem wood nod du dat out in da open wike dat. Dat r pwobabwy a gwoundhog-fing!" Dadda dint sayded, "Oy bey!!", bud him wuz finkin' it!! I knowded it!!

Our woad twip nod dis day bud _______(Can yu fill in da bwank??)wuz bery borin' an' dere r weally nuffin tu weport, 'cept dat Dadda swippded me a fwench fwy an' Momma cood NOD bewieve it cuz him NEBER duz stuffs wike dat AN' we twieded 'tatoes fur a "Test Fudz" an' Momma/Dadda fink I habded a weacshun tu dem. Den yes'day, aftur him gibbded me da fwy, Dadda sayded,"Ooops! I forgot - potatoes!!!!" Him runses an IT department an' him furgottded dat fwieses r 'tatoes???? OY BEY!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOAD TWIP DAY!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/681653</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 04:33:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I be back lader or sumfing all yu pupses!! WUFF YU!! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I be back lader or sumfing all yu pupses!! WUFF YU!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOAD TWIP DAY!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/681652</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 04:33:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I be back lader or sumfing all yu pupses!! WUFF YU!! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I be back lader or sumfing all yu pupses!! WUFF YU!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wanna BOL 'bout sumfing??</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/681532</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:07:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r werkin' on my nexx diawy entwy, bud in da meentime, if yu r on da ceilin' wif 'xiety an' waitin' ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r werkin' on my nexx diawy entwy, bud in da meentime, if yu r on da ceilin' wif 'xiety an' waitin' fur yur nexx bowl ob fudz an' sad cuz dere r so many sick pupses an' stuff on dis Dogster-fing wite now, I added a funny pichur tu my pwofile page. It r on da wite side, pard-way down. Hope it gibses yu a waff :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Our twip tu my bestest doggie beach EBER!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/680985</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 9 Jul 2010 13:31:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I fink it wuz 'bout a decade ago when I wakeded up furst one day an' 'cided dat me, Zaidie, wood du  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I fink it wuz 'bout a decade ago when I wakeded up furst one day an' 'cided dat me, Zaidie, wood du e'vyfing dat needed be dunded 'fore we cood go tu da beech. I wet da 'wents sweep in for once cuz dem r geddin' old! Anyfur, I cuttded up da wadermewwon, godded a nice baguette-fing out ob da fweezer, found sum TASTY woasted chiggen, fillded da kewlers wif WOTZA ice an' boddles of wader an' cans ob pop. I pud da kewlers in da twunk wif da towels an' da beach bwankets an' da beach chairses. Den I cwimbded intu da car an' leanded on da horn!! Suddenwy, dere wuz Momma an' Dadda out on da fwont porch, wavin' dere armses an' sayin' WOTZA stuffs dat I cood nod heer cuz da horn wuz BWASTIN'!! "Speak up, Momma an' Dadda!! I can NOD HEER YU!!!"

Finawwy, we wuz on our way tu da bestest darn doggie beach on dis hole fing callded Earf!! We wistended tu da 'Beach List' on Momma's iPod-Pod on da way, tu ged intu da gwoove ob da beech an' we stoppded onwy once fur -pwivacy, pweeze!-. Aftur a coupla weeks, we wuz dere!!!! I dint eben bark at da gate person whu wuz takin' da $ fwum each carload ob pupses an' peepoles!! I must be gwowin' up or sumfing!!

Nexx fing I knu', dere we wuz ON DA BEACH!! I wuz pullin' an' yankin' an' wheezin' an' hackin' cuz I wuz pullin' so much on my weash cuz I wuz SO 'CITED!!! Dere wuz wind an' wader an' sand an' peepoles an' pupses all ober da pwace, so we founded a gud spot an' settded up our stuffs. I helpded Dadda wif da sun/wind shelter-fing. It r wike half a tent an' it r gwate cuz we can keep our stuffs in it AN' dere r still WOTZA woom fur me, Zaidie an' my Dadda tu hab napses wheneber we want!!

Peepoles an' pupses keepded awwivin' an' I did my bestest tu welcome ALL DEM cuz it r my beach an' it r up tu me, Zaidie, tu show dem awound an' stuffs. If yu r a pup an' yu r on my bestest doggie beach, yu r 'spposeded be on yur weash, bud pupses can nod wead an', appawentwy, wotza dere pawents du nod wead, iber. Den dere r da peepoles whu du nod wead ANYFING an' dey ged on da beach an' dem wunner,"Whut all dese doggies duin' here??" "Well, dude," I sayded,"Yu fink dis cood, mabbe, be da doggie beach????" Peepoles!!! *shakes hims lil', white head*

I fink we sawded E'VY kinda pup dere r in da hole werld. Da furst pup we meetded wuz a bwack Schnauzer nameded "Wilson". Him wuz 7 monfs old an' hab neber habded a fur cut yet, so him wookded BERY curly an' soft wike a poodle. Hims peepoles wiked my furcut an' dem sayded,"Dat wood be a gud cut fur Wilson!! It wood keep him bery cool!!" Momma dint hab da hart tu say,"Well, Zaidie habs a Westie cut cuz Zaidie r a Westie!! Wilson needses a Schnauzer cut!" Oy Bey...

We sawded a coupla Mastiffs, 2 baby choklit wabs, sum cocker spaniels, a buncha yellow wabs, sum pugses, a few 'stralian caddle pups, wotza border collies, sum mixded-up pups an' a few Jack Wussell Terriers. Momma's favouritest pup ob da day, 'sides me, Zaidie, wuz a JRT whu spended hims HOLE day   wetwievin' hims ball fwum da wader an' diggin' a hole!! Him did NOD STOP!!!

I jus' watchded da pups an' dere peepoles fwum my towel in fwont ob our lil' shelter, jumpin' up tu go ober an' say HELLO e'vytime a pup cameded by...'bout e'vy 14 seconds, Momma figureded. Dadda did wotza nappin' cuz him werks hard all week an' Momma sez him cood nap anypwace, anytime an' Dadda duz nod disagwee!

I wearded my Canadian fwag bandanawama an' wotza peepoles sayded dat I wookded hansum an' patwiotic in it...oh, an' cute, tu!! It wuz a GWATE day tu be a pup on my bestest doggie beach on Earf!! All yu guyses an' gurlses, yu need come wif us sumtimes!! Dere r wotza woom in my way kewl carseat/bed-fing fur ALL OB YU!! If we r gud, Dadda will let us look out WIF DA WINDOWS DOWN while we dwivin' slowly in da park!!! Da sniffin' r  E-P-I-C!!! Pack yur bagses an' ged ober here!! We r goin', nod dis day, bud soon!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A Pirouette??? Vet/ Bet???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/680701</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 7 Jul 2010 12:54:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/680701</guid>
		<description>Dis day I wakeded up an' wuz jus' messin' wound on dis Dogster-fing when Momma starded tawkin' tu me ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis day I wakeded up an' wuz jus' messin' wound on dis Dogster-fing when Momma starded tawkin' tu me. If yu kno' my Momma well, yu kno' dat hur r nod much ob a tawker..I meen, hur r nod gud at small tawk an' hur diswikes it SO intensewy dat hur wood wafer hab dental surgery dan chat 'bout da weafer an' junk cuz, weally, it r kinda wike pullin' teefs, anyway..

Hur tawkses tu me A WOT an' dat r ok. I du nod unnerstan all da stuff hur sez cuz, well, I r a pup. I wissen fur 'portant werds, bud, uberwise, hur boice r jus' soofin' backgwound noise. Den dis day, I heerded da werd "pirouette"...sumfing...blah...sumfing..."pirouette". An' I fink, "OK, so hur wantses me wern ballet. I R a pwetty gud dancer, so I gess ballet be ok." 

Dere r a wotta skoolses ob dance in our city, so while I wuz onwine twyin' figur' out which skool we be goin' tu, Dadda cameded home fwum werk. WOO-HOO!! Dis callses fur sum dancin', so I did a lil' bit cuz I wuz kinda habby tu see Dadda!! Him sayded sum stuff I cood nod hear cuz I wuz keepin' time in my head, bud I wuz pwetty shur dat I heerded him say, "pirouette", tu. "Ok", I finkded,"I gess Dadda wants be at my furst ballet cwass. Dat r nice. 'Puters r blowin' up all 'wound da obbice an' here him r takin' me tu ballet. Bery nice Dadda I hab..."

I ged hookded intu my way kewl carseat-fing an' stard weadin' all da stuffs I downwoaded off da 'puter 'bout ballet...."Yeah, I fink I r gonna wike dis'...an' stard day-dweemin' 'bout be in da Nashunal Ballet Ob Canada, ebentuawwy, aftur gwadumatin' fwum da Nashunal Ballet Skool..."..Hmmm...I wunder if dem hab steak in da cafetewia. Dancers need WOTZA pwotein an' steak r a gud source ob dat..."

All ob a sudden da car stoppded an' dere we wuz in fwont ob da small an'mal cwinic at da Ontawio Skool ob Betrinary Med'cine at da Unibersity ob Guelph. I sayded, "Whut we duin' here? Dis r nod a dancin' skool. Dis r da cwinic where dem tellded yu dat I r nod 'llowded tu eat anyfing 'cept F/O ; Den it wuz F/P an' den it wuz Z/D an' nuffin bud Z/D. Whut r go on??? Dere r no pirouettin' here..jus' a buncha bets...Oh, nod 'gain!!"

"Well, Zaidie-pup, yur doctors wanted to see you again, so here we are!! You like it here, remember??? You get TONS of pats and ear skritches and you can sit up on the furniture in the waiting area and the place is filled with doggies to sniff and meet!! Sometimes there are kitties!! Let's get going, dude!!"

So Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, went in an', Dadda wuz rite - dere wuz all dat gud stuff AN' eben more!! I gottded pattded an' wuffded an' my earses wuz skwitchded an' I maded sum nu fwiends an' sum yellow wab puppy poddied on da floor an' I waffded tu myself, wememberin' how it useded tu be when I wuz a pup...'cept I neber did dat kinda stuff!!! A coupla peepoles sayded,"Awww, wookit dat face!!!" An' I finkded,"Yup, I hab a face an' dis r it!!" CWAZEENESS!!

So I r duin' bery well, da bets sayded tu us. I hab no signses ob yeast on my lil' body an' da Z/D fudz seem be werkin' fur me. Now it r time tu S-L-O-W-L-Y stard intwoducin' nu fudz an' watch fur weactions an' stuffs cuz dem can habben up tu 14 dayses AFTUR I hab eaten sumfing I mite be 'llergic, tu...Bud I r nod gonna wurry 'bout it cuz it r summer an' I need wewax an' help Momma wern how du dat, tu :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Momma an' me, Zaidie, need take a lil' break</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/680559</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 6 Jul 2010 12:31:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>...fwum dis Dogster-fing. Wuff yu, pupses :) ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ...fwum dis Dogster-fing. Wuff yu, pupses :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I need 'powogize tu yu pupses....</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/680379</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 5 Jul 2010 10:08:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/680379</guid>
		<description>Wast week I sayded dat I neber hab any fun an' I wuz wong. Why?? Cuz I hab been habbin' TU MUCH FUN! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wast week I sayded dat I neber hab any fun an' I wuz wong. Why?? Cuz I hab been habbin' TU MUCH FUN!! YES, I sayded "TU MUCH!!!" It needses stop NOW!! Momma an' Dadda, pweeze wisten tu me - I r compwetewy 'XHAUSTED. All I wanna du r sweep . I du nod wanna fwim in my way kewl pool; I du nod wanna go fur a walk ('sides, sum peepole weaveded da furnace on owtside cuz it r H-O-D out dere!!) I jus' wanna stay here in my nice kewl howse, on my frone on da back ob da wuffseat. 
I r so tired dat I du nod eben care dat all da windows an' bwindses an' shutters an' curtains r cwoseded. Why?? Cuz I r tu 'xhausted tu eben wook out da window!!! In fact, Momma r geddin' 'hausted jus' takin' dis dictashun 'bout bein' tired fwum me, Zaidie!!

So my question r dis : Du yu pupses wanna wead all 'bout whut I did on my 'Wong Weekend ob Tu Much Fun'??? or shood I jus' pwetend it dint habben an' carry on wif my oosual banter 'bout ded skwerls an' mousie gutses???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!! A Diawy Pick dis Day!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/679901</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 2 Jul 2010 05:48:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/679901</guid>
		<description>An' we goin' tu my bestest doggie beach, tu!! WOO-HOO!!! Fanks fur all da giffs an' condogumatations ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ An' we goin' tu my bestest doggie beach, tu!! WOO-HOO!!! Fanks fur all da giffs an' condogumatations, all yu pupses!! I tawk wif yu lader about my DAY AT DA DOGGIE BEACH ON WAKE HURON!!! Now I need go help pack da car AN" 'cide which board shorts I r gonna wear!! WOO-HOO!!! Hang Ten all yu WAY KEWL gurlses an' guyses :) Wuff yu!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Countdown tu woad twip tu my bestest doggie beach - 1 day weft!!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/679769</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Jul 2010 09:19:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/679769</guid>
		<description>Habby Canada Day tu all my Canadianianias fwiendses!!! It useded be callded Dominion Day which maded ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Habby Canada Day tu all my Canadianianias fwiendses!!! It useded be callded Dominion Day which maded WAY more sense cuz it wuz 'bout Canada becomin' a weal countwy. Den, all ob a sudden, it gottded changed tu Canada Day an' no one tawkded 'bout it or nuffin. Cleawy, it r a bery touchy subject wif my Momma!!!

Anyfur, nod dis day bud nexx day we r goin' tu my bestest doggie beach on da hole Earf!! Pinery Provincial Park near Grand Bend on my bery own Lake Huron!! W-O-A-D  T-W-I-P!!!

It r my lake cuz Saphira an' me, Zaidie, divided up da Gwate Lakeses!! Hur ownses Lake Erie (cuz hur wives by it) an' Lake Superior (cuz it stards wif da wetter 'S', jus' wike hur name!) I own Lake Huron cuz ob my doggie beach an' I own Lake Ontario cuz Gwamma an' Gwampa wive jus' up da stweet fwum it in Burlington, 'tario!! We giveded Lake Michigan tu Ruby Dust an' Duke cuz dem wif in Chicago an' dem r takin' bery gud care ob it!!!

I shood tell yu 'bout , nod dis day, bud yes'day when I wuz *dis close* tu catchin' a skwerl!!!! I wuz pullin' an' tuggin' on my weash an' I wuz geddin' so cwose tu dat varmint dat hims tail wuz ticklin' my nose!! I almost habded him an' den, Momma yellded,"YUCK!! Zaidie, get away from that thing!!!" I ALMOST habded him in my mouf!!! "Leave that dead squirrel alone, Zaidie!!!!!"

"Ded??? Momma, him r nod ded. Him r restin' cuz I chaseded him so far an' so fast!!!! Now I need yu tu take a pichur ob me, Zaidie, wif dis guy so all my pup palses bewieve dat I catchded a skwerl!!!"
"Well, I don't have the camera and you are NOT taking that thing home for a photo op. Let's get going!"

See whut it r wike tu be me, Zaidie??? I neber hab ANY fun...EBER :(]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Teefs an' da twubble dem ged intu!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/679516</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 16:36:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/679516</guid>
		<description>Pupses, yu wood nod bewiebe da twubble my teefs hab beended geddin' intu latewy. Furst, dere wuz da  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pupses, yu wood nod bewiebe da twubble my teefs hab beended geddin' intu latewy. Furst, dere wuz da soccer ball insident. In free monfs, dose teefs hab killded 3 soccer balls ob mine, so wite now, I hab nuffin pway soccer wif. 

I spokeded wif Zoe 'bout it cuz hur knows E'VYFING an' hur thot it wuz kinda weerd dat my teefs wuz able tu kill soccer balls, so hur askded me,"Whut du yur soccer balls look like, Z-pup?"  I tellded hur dat 2 ob dem wuz Scooby Du balls an' one ob dem wuz a Dora da 'splorer ball an' Zoe sayded,"Well, yur teef wuz rong tu be bitin', bud yur Momma has been buyin' yu da CHEAP balls!!! Ged hur tu buy yu a REEL one; den see how far yur teefs ged! BOL!!" (or sumfing wike dat. Zoe habs a much bedder command ob da Engwish wanguage dan I du). Momma r headin' out tu a WEAL soccer ball store sumtime soon an' dwoppin' sum sewious $$$ fur hur LWD cuz him needses PWAY!!!

Da uber day my teefs also bited a coupla holes in my way kewl pool. It r now WAY leakin', so Momma stickded sum duck tape on it (Why du duckses hab dem own tape?? Where r da doggie tape???) an' dis day dere wuz onwy a b-e-r-y slow leak, so I cood still fwim. I tellded my teefs,"Dere will be no bitin' ob my way kewl pool dis day, yu darn teefs!!" Dem wuz pwetty gud - no furfer damage wuz duneded. I fink I be geddin' a nu pool, doe!!!!!

On July 1st, my countwy, Canada, r habbin' a birfday!! It r gonna be...143, I fink. Dat r eben older dan my Momma!!!!
Tu help us cewebwate, da Queen r ober here fwum Engwand. Hur r a bery nice wady whu wuffs doggies an' horsies. While da Queen r here, dere r gonna be a BERY 'portant an' bery old horse race callded da "Queen's Plate". Hur will watch dat an' den nexx week hur r goin' be neer Zaidie's howse when hur goes bisit da RIM pwace where dem make BlackBerries, so peepoles, wike my Dadda, can werk ALL DA TIME, eben at da beach...an' we be goin' dere soon, tu, cuz dis r gonna be a 5 day weekend-fing an' I r stokeded!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fanks, Zoe!!!! an' Gudbye 'til nexx year, MEATZAPAWOOZA!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/679291</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 08:10:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/679291</guid>
		<description>Hab yu noticeded my nu pwofile pichur??? It wuz maded fur me by my sweet fwiend, Zoe, fwum Idazo(e)! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hab yu noticeded my nu pwofile pichur??? It wuz maded fur me by my sweet fwiend, Zoe, fwum Idazo(e)!!! Pwetty gud fur a pup wifout fumbs, wite??!! Fanks so bery much, Zoe :)

Well, MEATZAPAWOOZA 2010 r ober, bud ged chekin' yur calendars fur nexx year, gurlses an' guyses an' soon we take a bote tu 'cide when it r gonna be. In 2011, it r gonna be a hole monf long!!! We r gonna be settin' up a twailer park in our backyard, so dere be more woom fur eben more pupses, so bwing yur fambly an' yur fwiends an' ged weady tu eat MEATZ 'til da cowses come home an' we du nod hab any cowses, so we r gonna be eatin' an' watin' FUREBER!!!

In uber nues, my boy, Jack, fwum da Minnesnowdahs, r turnin' 6 dis day!! Habby Birfday, Jack!! Momma sez yu r gwowin' up tu fass, bud I kno' yu can nod help it!!! (Shhhh....du nod tell anyone, bud we giveded him a silver Nintendo DS an' a coupla gameses fur hims birfday!!! Him r gonna be SOOOOOOOO habby an' smilin' dat hims cute lil' dimples r gonna become permanent!! OMD!! BOL!!! Shhhh...)

By now, we hab all hearded da bery sad nues 'bout our gud fwiend, Ernie George, an' hims bery bad lymphoma :( We all send him an' hims fambly SO much wuff an' SO many pwayers dat dose air twaffic contwollers at all da airports in da werld r gonna be BERY BIZZY cuz ob all da extwa actibity in da skies.

Us doggies live in da moment. I kno' it r pwacticawwy impossible fur our peepoles tu du dat, bud if all dem cood du it a lil' bit each day, it wood help dem 'ppweciate life as it r wite now cuz, weally, dat r all anypup or peepole habses...R I makin' any kinda senses??? Hope so :) Bark wif yu lader pup palses! I wuff yu WOTZ!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yes, we still hab no MEATZ in da giff shop :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/678868</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:37:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/678868</guid>
		<description>I r twyin' tu sort out da ebents ob MEATZAPAWOOZA 2010 'fore I can gib yu anuber diawy entwy. Duz an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r twyin' tu sort out da ebents ob MEATZAPAWOOZA 2010 'fore I can gib yu anuber diawy entwy. Duz anyone wemember if da Riot Squad awwiveded before or aftur da tripe wuz dewiverded??? I fink I wuz in full MEATZ-coma mode by den.
Anyfur, Momma an' me, Zaidie, r gonna hab an afturnoon ob Sun an' Surf out on da deck. As I wite dis entwy, my way kewl pool r bein' fillded up an' Momma r out dere settin' up da nu 10 meter divin' tower. WOO-HOO!!!
In uber nues, dere wuz a snail on my dwiveway dis day. I thot him wood make a tasty snack, bud Momma dint agwee! Him r still out dere, twyin' tu escape!!! Nod werkin', dude! BOL!!!!
An' jus' fur da wecord, I usta be a squatter when it cameded tu -pwibacy, pweeze-. Den I wearnded how wift my weg 'gainst stuff wike fire hydwants an' hydwo poles wifout fallin' ober!!! Howeber, dere r times when I need -pwibacy, pweeze- an' dere r nuffin tu wift my weg 'gainst, so I debelopeded da "Squat an' Wift". That's it - yu jus' squat an' wift yur weg 'gainst nuffin. Yu wook BERY kewl while yu duin' it AN' da chicks dig it! Whut else matters???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MEATZAPAWOOZA 2010 - Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/678595</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:50:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>As yu all kno', my Momma wented away fur a coupla decades or sumfing wecentwy. Dadda an' me, Zaidie, ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As yu all kno', my Momma wented away fur a coupla decades or sumfing wecentwy. Dadda an' me, Zaidie, wuz weft awone an' helpwess in a howse fillded wif hi-tech chitchen 'ppliances an' stuff dat we du NOD unnerstan', wike da washin' 'chine...??? Why yu wanna wash yur cwotheses an' bwankies an' ged wid ob da gud smells an' weftobers dat r stuckded on???? Anyfur, Dadda an' I unnerstan 'bout MEATZ which r why we orbanizeded an' hostded da werld's furst CANINE MEATZAPAWOOZA, 2010!!!!

My Dogster fwiends starded awwibin' at my howse eben before we gottded Momma out ob our hairs an' furs...(I meen, takeded hur an' Gwamma tu da airport!). I set up da pupses in da basement near all da fweezers so dem cood keep an eye on da meatz while Dadda an' me, Zaidie, pwepareded da howse fur da pawty...fire hydwants an' hydwo poles, piles an' piles ob stuffies an' tennis balls an' 'portant papers fur shweddin', a 'Kong Korner', doggie bedses pileded 15 stories high, teebees wif da Skwerl Channel an' Kitty-TV on 24/7!!! An' ob corse da "Scott Paber Towels Howse ob Gud Timeses" info booth/test lab on da fwont porch! 

Da wules wuz simple 1) no 'cessive butt-sniffin' cuz we all wuff tu du it, bud no one wikes be da one on da weceibin' end ob it! BOL!! 2) No non-meatz fudz on da pwoperty 3) if yu du da urka-gurka, cween it up yurself or pick sumpup fwum da 'mergency cween-up cwew' tu ged it 'fore dere r a stampede ob hongwy pupses twyin' ged tu it 4)No doggie t-shirts or coatses or anyfing. Weal doggies du nod du clotheses or jacketses -UNWESS- dem wuz wecentwy subjectded tu a 'Summer Furs Twim' an' dem r 'barasseded. In dat case, t-shirts r opshunal. 5) HAB A GWATE TIME - eat meatz, pway all da gameses an' du stuff yu r nod 'llowded tu du at yur howse!!! WHY???? Cuz we r doggies an' we need bacayshuns, tu!!!! WOO-HOO an' pass dat wheelbarrow ob bacon!!!

*MEATZAPAWOOZA* Diwectory ob da Meatz - Pig Palace, Cow Town, Chiggen Chitchen, Offal Unnergwound, Raw Meatz Bar an' Non-Gwill, Huntin' Hut ob Forest Cweatures, Seafudz 'R Us an' Vegan Ventures in Canine Cuisine..."Vegan fudz at a MEATZAPAWOOZA?????" yu say? BOL! GOTCHA!!! Dere wuz NO non-meatz fudz 'llowded!! Can yu nod wead, pupses??? 

Du nod miss da nexx diawy entwy in "MEATZAPAWOOZA 2010"!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie r back on dis Dogster-fing!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/678406</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 12:20:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>-Haiku 'bout be nod here- 

I wuz goneded 'way
Bud now I r back tu pway
Wif all yu pupses!!! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ -Haiku 'bout be nod here- 

I wuz goneded 'way
Bud now I r back tu pway
Wif all yu pupses!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I need say, &quot;See yu later, gurlses an' guyses!!!&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/676441</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 9 Jun 2010 17:52:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/676441</guid>
		<description>Dis r me, Zaidie...It r time fur me tu say gudbye 'fore my Momma goes 'way fur 40 years or hours or  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis r me, Zaidie...It r time fur me tu say gudbye 'fore my Momma goes 'way fur 40 years or hours or sumfing. I will miss all yu pupses bery much.
Momma r 'fraid dat hur r neber gonna be home 'gain, bud I kno' dat hur will be back cuz hur r my Momma!! An' I need hur!! An' hur needses me an' Dadda needses hur an' hur needses Dadda an' all dat kinda stuffs!!
So I be back here on dis Dogster-fing wheneber Momma geds home...Take care ob yurselbeses an' yur peepoles an' wemember : if it r nod Dogster, den it r NOD da bestest pwace on Earf!! Wuff yu!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I wuz taggded in da nu Summer Tag Game!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/676273</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 8 Jun 2010 18:40:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/676273</guid>
		<description>Wecentwy, me, Zaidie, wuz taggded tu pway a game by a coupla ob my sweet fwiendses, Gypsy Belle an'  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wecentwy, me, Zaidie, wuz taggded tu pway a game by a coupla ob my sweet fwiendses, Gypsy Belle an' Doo :) Here r da questions fur dis nu game!!

1)Where du yu sweep at nite?

 -Durin' da week, Momma an' me, Zaidie, sweep in da fwont gess woom cuz Dadda goes nite-nite WAY earlier dan we du cuz him geds up in da mornin' WAY earlier dan we du. Pwus, him snores an' him r SO WOUD dat sumtimes Momma can heer him wif all da doors closeded AN' wif hur earpwugs in. 
  On da weekend, it r all 'bout da big bed fur all ob us!!!!('til da snorin' makes Momma fink 'bout du bad stuffs an' hur goes tu da gess woom again...)

2)Are dere any nicknames dat yur peepoles call yu???
 -Sumtimes I r "Zaidie-pup" or "Clown" or "da Mayor ob Clown Town". If I r notty, I ged callded "Zaidie Webi" (Levi), bud I du nod kno' why!!

3)Now dat summer r ALMOST here, will yu be geddin' any kewl/cool tweets wike Fwosty Pawses or ice cubes or ice cream???

 -I r all 'bout da ice cubes!!! I wuff pway wif dem in my way kewl pool out on da deck. Sumtimes Momma will pud one in my wader bowl an' I will wate at da deck door tu be wet out to pway wif it on da deck! BOL!!! 

4)Now dat summer r ALMOST here, du yu hab a fwimmin' pool???

 -I du!! It r purple an' it r jus' fur me an' I pway in it out on da deck on hod, sunny dayz!! I bob fur ice cubes an' toys, tu!! 
On summer weekends we go tu my bestest doggie beach on Wake Huron!! I du NOD wike go in da wader dere, bud I WUFF tu meet nu pups an' peepoles an' dig in da sand an' go fur walks on da beach!!! FUN?? W-O-W!!!
Gwamma an' Gwampa hab a HUGE fwimmin' pool dat I du NOD wike fwim in, bud e'vy year we twy 'gain tu see if I hab changeded my mind!! NOPE!! BOL!!

Unwess I r mistaken, dat r all da questions!! If yu wead dis an' yu wanna pway, yu r TAGGDED, so go tu yur diawy an' tell us 'bout yur summer stuffs, 'kay??? FANKS!!!

*PUPDATE*

How 'bout dat?? I WUZ mistakended!! I weaveded out da question : Du yu du anyfing dat dwives yur pawents CWAZEE????

 - R yu kiddin'??? Me, Zaidie, dwive my pawents CWAZEE????? Shurly yu jest!! BOL!!!!! Ob corse I du...Dese days, I bark  wike a WUNATIC when da doorbell wings!! Makeses dem NUTSO cuz I r W-O-U-D an' da barkin' continues, eben aftur da offendin' bell winger habs been gweeted!! It r wike I du nod kno' how STOP!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It wuz F-U-N while it wastded!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/676088</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 7 Jun 2010 14:32:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/676088</guid>
		<description>Da fwee fudz in da giff shop r goneded. Now yu need use Zealies fur dem, bud dat r OK cuz all ob us  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Da fwee fudz in da giff shop r goneded. Now yu need use Zealies fur dem, bud dat r OK cuz all ob us pupses habded da bestest feast ob our liveses!! My Dadda buyded 14 nu fweezers fur da basement tu keep all my fudz fwesh, so I can hab a burger anytime I want.. I jus' need du da Westie stwut down da stairses, find whut I wanna hab (usin' da colour-code system we came up wif so I eat da older stuffs furst),du da Westie stwut back upstairs, frow it in da micwowabe an', TA DA!!! Hod, tasty an' fwesh FUDZ!!!

I hab figureded out da menu fur when Momma r 'way an' it r jus' me an' Dadda holdin' down da fort. Wanna heer it??? Ob corse yu du!! Anyfur, bwekfus r bacon - WOTZ ob bacon. Dadda mite wanna hab sum eggs an' toast, bud, yu kno' me - I r all 'bout da meatz. Lunch r gonna be pwime wib an' burgers an' ham an' porg chopses. No salad allowded. Dinner r weftobers AN' bacon-wappded filet mignon an' Porterhowse steakses an' bacon-stuffded chiggen, if we r still hungwy. Den we go fur a walk ober tu da Dairy Queen an' we each ged whuteber we want, 'cept no choklit fur me. Soundses gud, huh??? Momma r on da ceilin' 'bout dis hole fing, bud I kno' dat Dadda an' me, Zaidie, r gonna be JUS' fine :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis day...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/676047</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 7 Jun 2010 09:55:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>..starded out ok. Momma an' me, Zaidie, wented fur our oosual walk fru da nayberhood...down dis stwe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ..starded out ok. Momma an' me, Zaidie, wented fur our oosual walk fru da nayberhood...down dis stweet, acwoss dat woad, down a coupla bwocks, cwoss at da lite when it turnses gween, wisten tu da doggies bark when we walk past dems howses!! WUFF dat!! "I r out an' yu r NOD!!!" BOL!!

Den Momma noticeded dat e'vy peepole wuz jus' dwivin' TU FAST an' a coupla clunkheads almost went fru STOP signs!! How yu miss dose????? Dis r a nayberhood fillded wif kidses an' pups an' slow-moobin' older peepoles. SLOW DA HECK DOWN, PEEPOLES!! OMD!! Yu r late fur yur psychic weadin'??? OMD!! If dey r wegitimate, dem alweady kno' yu late!!! Yu r wunnin' late cuz yu r JUS' SO BIZZY an' it r ALL 'BOUT YU, so speedin' r ok?? Well, dat r diff'went...NOD!!! Ged a gwip an' stay off Facerbook an' yu wood hab WOTZA time du stuffs an' nod speed in my nayberhood!!!

Den we wuz a few bwocks fwum home an' sum nasty, WOUD, barkin' dog came wunnin' at me on hims silly flexi-weash an' hims person DINT EBEN NOTICE until him heerded da gwowlin' an' barkin'. It skeerded Momma an' me, Zaidie, cuz I jus' wanna be fwiends wif ALL da pupses I see. I hab fwiends whu r W-A-Y bigger dan me, bud dat guy r nod one ob dem :(

Now fur da WURSEST part. On Fursday, Momma r goin' away. Hur be back late on June 20th. Dis meens dat me, Zaidie, r nod gonna be able be on dis Dogster-fing fur elebenty-seben years or sumfing. It r makin' us boff sad cuz hur r BERY 'xiety-fillded 'bout da twip.

Hur r fwyin' tu MN wif hur Momma tu go bisit hur sistur/Gwamma's uber dotter an' hur bery, BERY favouritest kidses, Jack, Sammy an' Wade!!! Dat r gud, bud dere r WOTZA gwown-up JUNK goin' on wite now. Gwamma an' Momma r gonna go an' jus' concentwate on da kidses an' pway wif dem an' watch dem at dere fwimmin' wessons an' hockey an' soccer an' watch Sammy at gymnastics where hur can du a cartwheel on da balance beam!!!! An' du da spwitses!! It r gonna be GWATE!! An' 'fore Momma knowses it, hur r gonna be home wif me, Zaidie, an' Dadda an' e'vyfing r gonna be ok, wite????? Wite, hur hopeses... We wite in our diawy 'gain 'fore hur goeses.

I r gonna be FINE cuz Dadda r takin' baycayshuns, so we can wook aftur each uber an' du guy stuffs an' eat MEATZ ALL DA TIME an' frow da boneses on da floor an' smash beer canses on our headses...'cept Dadda dwinks wed wine so mabbe we won't du dat..Anyfur, it r gonna be F-U-N!!! WOO-HOO!!! We mite nod eben make da bed e'vy day!! OMD!!! :O]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>R dis habbenin' tu any uber pups?????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/675881</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 6 Jun 2010 11:18:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/675881</guid>
		<description>We keep habbin' tu wog-in ober an' ober an' ober!!! Momma r weady tu frow da hole 'puter off da deck ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We keep habbin' tu wog-in ober an' ober an' ober!!! Momma r weady tu frow da hole 'puter off da deck an' dat wood nod be gud cuz da deck r bery high off da gwound. Sumtimes we r jus' weadin' a pup's diawy an' it will go 'way an' be wepwaceded by a DNS ERROR...Can NOD find da server!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! Dadda r nod here wite now, bud he finks Momma needs send a message tu HQ an' hur will, bud furst we need kno' if dis pwobwem r sumfing yu uber pupses r 'xperiencin', tu!! HALP!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Openin' Gwamma an' Gwampa's pool wast weekend or year or sumfing!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/675317</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 3 Jun 2010 09:20:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/675317</guid>
		<description>I furgodded tu tell yu gurlses an' guyses 'bout dis!! Furst ob all, wemme jus' say : FUN????? W-O-W! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I furgodded tu tell yu gurlses an' guyses 'bout dis!! Furst ob all, wemme jus' say : FUN????? W-O-W!!!!!!!
When we awwiveded at dere howse dem wuz nod quite weady ged tu werk, so Momma an' me, Zaidie, went outside cuz it wuz sunny an' HOT an' we needed be out dere. Pwus Momma habded a bery kewl an' cool adult beberage tu dwink an' hur wanted test it out by da pool!! Werkded gud!!!

I starded by duin' sum zoomies 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound da pool. I wuz speedin' wike sum kinda bery fast jet or sumfing!! Dem I founded sum totawwy 'LICIOUS stuffs tu woll in an' I wood nod stop!!! It smellded SO gud!! Gwamma sayded dat it wuz a herb callded R-U-E dat r useded mostwy in dwieded fwower fings. Momma thot it smellded ok, bud it wuz kinda 'nnoyin' aftur a while!!

Den dem starded openin' da pool!! It takeded all 4 peepoles, pwus me an' my cuzin, Woody, needed help, tu!!! I wuz helpin' by findin' patches ob mucky, stinky, STINKY muds tu woll in!! OMD!! It wuz da BESTEST DAY EBER - hod an' sunny, my fambly tugefur, water bowls all ober da pwace, WUNNIN' FWEE WIFOUT A WEASH, nu skwerls tu chase (Woody an' me, Zaidie, tweeded one skwerl tugefur!!!)WOO-HOO!! 

Den da gwown-ups needed sumpup tu test out da shade unner one ob dose 'bwella-fings! I gottded tieded tu it an', yeah, dere wuz shade an' da 'bwella werkded, so, "untie me, pweeze, I sayded"!! "Nope, yu stay dere a bid wonger an' keep chekin' da shade", so I wieded down on da gwass an'habded a lil nap.

When da werk wuz ober dem bwingded out da appetizers an' more dwinks an' I habded a snack ob my own fudz :( Da gwown-ups wuz eatin' SHWIMPS an' all kindsa gud stuffs!! Den, lader, Gwampa BBQded hims werld famus wibs!! OMD!! Da smell wuz makin' me CWAZEE, bud I dint ged any :( 

We wentded home BERY late an' I wuz 'hausted. Yu will neber gess whu habded a baff da nexx day!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!! My tummy r achin'!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/674766</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 31 May 2010 18:09:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/674766</guid>
		<description>At wast count I hab eated 68 burgers, 37 hawtdawgs, 7 peeces of wadermewon an' 15 ice cweem coneses! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ At wast count I hab eated 68 burgers, 37 hawtdawgs, 7 peeces of wadermewon an' 15 ice cweem coneses!! I fink I r finished now!! BOL!!! Fanks all yu gurlses an' guyses fur be so genewous tu me, Zaidie!!!

Cuz it r nod a howliday here, Zaidie's countwy, Dadda werkded dis day, so Momma an' me, Zaidie, habded our weguwar kinda day. On our walk, we wented past my fwiend, Edgar Allan Pug's howse. Hims nickname r Eddie an', as we walkded by hims howse, he wuz tappin' on da window at me wif hims paw. It r a doggie form ob  Morse code. Him sayded tu me, "Wotza chiggen bones ober on Hamilton Stweet!! Watch fur dem!!! Dere r also half a donut on sumone's fwont lawn near da boneses, WIF SPWINKLES!! Du NOD miss it!!!"

I wuz BERY 'cited, ob corse, an' Momma askded,"What did Eddie say to you, Zaidie-pup??"
I sayded,"Him tellded me tu be a BERY gud boy fur my Momma cuz it r TU hot an' hur pwobabwy needz more cawfee. Be BERY pashunt wif hur dis day!...Yup, dat r whut him sayded, Momma!"
"Wow, Eddie's a smart pup," hur sayded."Maybe you and Eddie could play together sometime. He sounds like he'd be a good influence on you!"
"Shur, Momma!! Yeah, Eddie r da BESTEST!!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>400 lb. LWD!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/674282</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 29 May 2010 08:38:50 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/674282</guid>
		<description>Fanks fur ALL da hawtdogs an' burgers an' ice cweem an' wadermelon yu hab beended sendin' me, Zaidie ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Fanks fur ALL da hawtdogs an' burgers an' ice cweem an' wadermelon yu hab beended sendin' me, Zaidie!!! It habs beended a BERY 'licious 24 hours an' I r now a bery WARGE LWD!!!
Sophie Claire an' Harley Dabidson hab beended sayin': "Zaidie fur Pwesident" cuz dem fink I r da guy whu gottded us da MEATZ, bud I fink it wuz a gwoop effort!! Anyfur, I r pwobabwy nod 'llowded tu wun fur Pwesident ob da USA cuz I r Canadian :( I fink dat r sum kinda wule or sumfing.

We r goin' tu bisit my cuzin Woody da doggie (whu r now 15 years old) dis day. Dis r "Open Da Pool Day" at Gwamma an' Gwampa's howse!! We say,"'Bout time!!!!" Fur da wecord, I will nod, I wepeat, NOD be fwimmin', bud I kno' dat Momma habs packded my wifejacket in case I fall in or sumfing an' tu help me ged useded tu it again.

I hope da ALL my pups pals r habbin' a GWATE weekend. I wuff ALL ob yu an' I hope tu be back an' barkin' my hed off at yu nod dis day, bud nexx day!! Du nod eat tu much!! Dat r why we hab dose magic fudz boxes in our chitchens an' dose big, BERY cold ones in our basements : yu can save sum fur lader!!! I kno' dat us doggies r nod useded tu du dat, bud yu shood twy it! Jus' lick an' swobber ALL OBER yur fudz 'fore yu put it in da fwidge-fing. Den NO ONE will tuch yur stuffs!!!!! Fur sum weason, it werks!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>FWEE HAWTDAWGS AN' BURGERS AN' STUFFS IN DA GIFF SHOP!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/674105</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 28 May 2010 11:03:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/674105</guid>
		<description>Yup, dat r whut I sayded!! If yu du nod bewieve me, GED OBER DERE AN' SEE FUR YURSELB!!!!!Fanks, HQ! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yup, dat r whut I sayded!! If yu du nod bewieve me, GED OBER DERE AN' SEE FUR YURSELB!!!!!Fanks, HQ!!! We will nod say ANYFING 'bout steaks in da giff shop fur at weast a day or 2!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!!! OMD!!!! OMD!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/673723</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 26 May 2010 10:48:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/673723</guid>
		<description>We r ober 10,000 biews now an' we dint eben notice , whut wif all da FUSS ober da nu Dogster format  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We r ober 10,000 biews now an' we dint eben notice , whut wif all da FUSS ober da nu Dogster format which we r still NOD wikin' bery much...Bud, anyfur, YAY, me, Zaidie, fur habbin' so many biews!!! I cood use sum MEATZ!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Horror in da stweets!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/673719</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 26 May 2010 09:53:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/673719</guid>
		<description>Nod dis day, bud uber day, I wuz takin' Momma fur hur mornin' walk. Dis ONWY habbens aftur hur habs  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Nod dis day, bud uber day, I wuz takin' Momma fur hur mornin' walk. Dis ONWY habbens aftur hur habs cawfee ; uberwise, it jus' geds ugwy..

Anyfur, dere we wuz, me, Zaidie, duin' da Westie Stwut, an' Momma walkin' wike a weguwar peepole. I wuz nod duin' tu much sniffin' cuz I wuz jus' nod in da mood. All ob a sudden, howeber, I sawded a tiny tail at da edge ob da sidewalk, unner sum weaves. I fot tu myself, me, Zaidie :"Whut r dis fing??" I inbestigated a bit more an' Momma starded tu wook down at whut I wuz duin'. I weawizeded dat it wuz a DED MOWSE an' Momma dint need see dat, so I scweemded,"Momma, DU NOD WOOK OBER HERE!!" an' frowded my LWBody intu da air an' wanded on da lil mowse body *SPWAT*...It wuz tu wate. Momma hab alweady seended da lil mowsie an' hur fainteded wite dere on da sidewalk *THUD*

I did a bery fast bersion ob da Westie Stwut ober tu hur as hur wuz lyin' dere on da sidewalk, wif hur head B-E-R-Y cwose tu a fwesh pile ob birdie poop. "Whut tu du????" I thotded. "Dere r fwesh birdie poop!! I neber hab access tu dat cuz I r neber off-weash!! OMD!! Dis r a huge diwemna!! Oh, an' Momma r wyin' dere passded out on da sidewalk wite 'side da birdie stuffs!! If I woll in da poop F-A-S-T, den I can help Momma so it r wike a win/win situmatashun!! I may neber be dis cwose tu such a fine pile ob stuffs again!! OMD!! Whut tu du???"

I hurlded my lil body ontu da pile ob poop an' wollded an' wollded an' wollded! Den I wollded one more time, jus' cuz I cood. Now it wuz time tu save Momma!!!
I Westie stwuttded ober tu hur an' stardin' gibbin' hur kisses, kisses an' MORE K-I-S-S-E-S. It wuz F-U-N cuz hur r nod a huge fan ob my kisses if dem wast tu wong... All ob a sudden hur jumpded up!! 
I askded,"Yu ok, Momma???? Yu fainteded an' I wuz scareded!!!"

"Oh, sweet Zaidie-pup!! Sorry I scared you!! I'm not sure what happened, but let's go home, okay??? I feel like I need more coffee...Can I carry you, lil guy??"
"Uh....shur, Momma.."
Hur scoopded me up intu hur armses an' starded headin' tu our howse. Suddenwy, hur sayded,"Yuck!! What stinks??"
"I smell nuffin, Momma. Wook!! We almost home!!" An' den we wuz!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut da woof????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/673580</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 25 May 2010 14:38:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>HALP!! Whut r go on??? We du nod wike dis!! Where r all da diawies an' stuff???? OMD - I need MEATZ! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ HALP!! Whut r go on??? We du nod wike dis!! Where r all da diawies an' stuff???? OMD - I need MEATZ!!! HALP!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby 23rd Annibersary tu my bery own Momma an' Dadda!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/673217</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 23 May 2010 09:40:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>*Annibersary Haiku Collection*

                          Momma wore a big
                       ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *Annibersary Haiku Collection*

                          Momma wore a big
                          white dwess. Dadda wore a tux.
                          I wuz nod bornded :(

                          Dey dwinkded Champagne.
                          Dey bisited wif dere guests.
                          Dogs nod allowded :(
                          
                          Dem eated pwime wib
                          An' weddin' cake, tu, bud dere
                          Wuz no doggie bags :(
                                
                          Momma cwied when 
                          Hur habded take da dwess off..
                          Dadda thot "Oy Vey!!"

                          Weddings' jus' one day
                          Bud a mawwiage r fur life.
                          Den yu find yur pup :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOO-HOO!!! An' cwap :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/673070</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 22 May 2010 12:56:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>WOO-HOO fur me, Zaidie, be a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day!!!!! 
An' cwap cuz it r wainin' an' Momma ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WOO-HOO fur me, Zaidie, be a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day!!!!! 
An' cwap cuz it r wainin' an' Momma an' me, Zaidie, wuz gonna hang out on da deck an' pway wif ice cubes an' go fwimmin' in my way kewl pool!! Mabbe nexx day or eben da nexx day which r Monday which r a howliday here in da Canadianias!! 
It r Victoria Day weekend - da furst wong weekend of da almost-summer!! We r cewebwatin' da birfday ob Queen Bictoria whu r a old an' ded queen fwum Engwand. We cewebwate dis kinda stuffs cuz Canada r part ob da Bwitish Commonwealth. Dat r y we spell sum stuffs diffwentwy dan yu guyses an' gurlses in da US (wike honour an' flavour an' stuffs) an' our gubberment r diffwent!! We r 2 diffwent countwies on da same continent - Norf America!! See, I r nod onwy 'bout waffin' an' be silly. I teech yu wotza stuffs, tu!! 
I fink dat if we all stard chantin': MEATZ! MEATZ!! MEATZ!!! MEATZ!!! an' du nod stop, mabbe da peepoles at Dogster HQ will heer us pups an' dem will weawize : "OMD!! We puttded da gwill in da Giff shop, bud we totawwy furgodded 'bout da MEATZ!! Whut wuz we finkin'???" 
MEATZ!! MEATZ!! MEATZ!!! MEATZ!! MEATZ!!! MEATZ!! MEATZ!!!!! MEATZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Gwill in da Giffshop!!! I wepeat : Gwill in da Giff Shop!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/672929</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 21 May 2010 13:22:06 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>E'vypupses' pal, Fweckles, jus' tellded me dat dere r a gwill in da giff shop!!! Dis can onwy meen O ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ E'vypupses' pal, Fweckles, jus' tellded me dat dere r a gwill in da giff shop!!! Dis can onwy meen ONE fing - dat we r bud ONE step cwoser tu MEATZ in da Giff Shop!! It r comin', pup pals...It r COMIN'!!! I can almost smell it!!
R my Dadda da onwy peepole whu waffs when him heerses da phrase 'Dogster Giff Shop'??? Where else we gonna spend our Zealies, dude??? BOL!! BOL!!!

Oh yeah, 'fore I furged...I found sum WAY kewl shoes fur yur peepoles on dat internet-fing!! Chek dem out on my pwofile page!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Momma did it 'gain...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/672717</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 20 May 2010 08:35:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hur wakeded up on da wong side ob da uniberse an' we r nod habbin' da bestest day eber. I wuz ALMOST ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hur wakeded up on da wong side ob da uniberse an' we r nod habbin' da bestest day eber. I wuz ALMOST a bery gud boy on our walk earlier dis day, so I 'cideded tu wite a song 'bout me, Zaidie, on a walk wif Momma an' hur nod-so-gud-day. Here it r!!

                                                Who's a gud boy?
                                                It r Zaidie!!
                                                Who's a BERY gud boy?
                                                Me, Zaidie!!
                                                Who's da bestest boy eber??
                                                Zaidie!!
                                                Whu r bery cute an' 'ttention-geddin'??
                                                Dat be me, Zaidie!!
                                                Whu wuffs hims Momma eben on bery bad days???
                                                Gud boy, Zaidie!!
                                                Whu needs say hello tu all pups an' peepoles??
                                                Me, Zaidie!!
                                                Whu goes cwazee when hims Dadda comes home??
                                                Zaidie!! 
                                                Whu r tu cute an' tu funny an' tu smart fur hims own gud??
                                                Zaidie Webi!! (Levi) Dat r whu!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Momma :1  Zaidie : 0</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/672517</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 18 May 2010 19:30:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/672517</guid>
		<description>Fur yearses now Momma habs been tellin' me dat dere r no teef in soccer. Dis day, when da sun wuz ou ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Fur yearses now Momma habs been tellin' me dat dere r no teef in soccer. Dis day, when da sun wuz out an' da nayberhood kidses wuz home fwum skool, Momma an' me, Zaidie, wentded out ontu da deck wif my 'cooby Doo ball tu pway soccer. Momma frowded it once. I went aftur it an' catchded it wif my teef an' da game wuz ober. I killded my own 'cooby Doo ball. :(

In uber nues, dis r a sad week on Dogster. My pup pal, Rinky, sisfur ob Ebby, r nod geddin' bedder. E'vy pup an' peepole thot hur wuz duin' bedder, bud da nues r nod gud. Since Momma STILL has nod wearnded tu link, pweeze find Rinky (ID#1019932) an' send hur an' hur fambly sum wuff an' pwayers.
My fwiend, Quincy, whu alweady wentded fru chemo fur lymphoma, jus' founded out dat it r back an' him r geddin' weady tu du da chemo all ober again. Him r ID# 55184. Hims brofur, Cosmo, went tu da Wainbow Bwidge in August ob 2009. Pweeze fink ob Quincy an' hims fambly, tu, pweeze??? 
Fanks pup pals! E'vy pup an' peepoles needs sum help sumtimes, wite?? Wite!! An' we all kno' how help, wite?? Wite!! Fanks, gurlses an' guyses an' peepoles!!!

P.S. Sandra Marie (# 1027431) has nod been well lately an' hur Momma duz nod fink hur will survive da nite. Pweeze think ob hur an' hur fambly, tu...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~ Stuffs we wearnded wast week while Dadda wuz on bacayshuns ~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/672300</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 17 May 2010 13:08:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>1) Eben doe hims bery own Dadda wuz a RAF nabigator in WWII, my Dadda habs a    bery bad sense ob di ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ 1) Eben doe hims bery own Dadda wuz a RAF nabigator in WWII, my Dadda habs a    bery bad sense ob diwecshuns.

 2) Habbin' a GPS-fing duz nod meen yu r nod eber gonna ged wostded.

 3) Habbin' a peepole wif a sore back duz nod meen dat a certain LWD r nod gonna ged a baff :(

 4) Pawents du nod enjoy da "Twy-an'-ged-me" chase game at any time ob da day!! Nod at midnite an' nod in da mornin' - Whu knu??!!

 5) It r bery ezee tu be a WOUD, barky, why-I-otta... tuff guy when yu r in yur car an' yu see a dog on da stweet wook at yu da wong way. GRRRRRRRRR....

 6) When da inbestment adbisor-guy comes tu da howse fur a 'ppointment, nuffin r gonna ged discussded 'til him gibs da LWD a pat on hims head!! When r da peepoles gonna wearn dis???

 7) Dere r nod bery much time fur sniffin' awound on a walk wif Dadda :(

 8) If I eben FINK dere r a kitty outside, dose Poochie Bells ob mine r NOD gonna stop bein' wingded, so why nod jus' take me out tu chek?!?!?

 9) If yu fink BERY Hard, da bwack cwusty stuffs dat Dadda scrapeses off da BBQ gwill ALMOST tasteses wike MEATZ!!

10) Dere r nuffin wike a bowl ob ice cubes tu pway wif when yu r wyin' on yur towel out on da deck an' it r sunny an' warm :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hey, Wadies!!!! (an' yu guyses, tu!!!)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/671559</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 13 May 2010 10:07:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/671559</guid>
		<description>Go wookit my pwofile page!! I changeded da backgwound jus' fur yu!! Kewl, huh??? Zoe teechded us ALL ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Go wookit my pwofile page!! I changeded da backgwound jus' fur yu!! Kewl, huh??? Zoe teechded us ALL 'BOUT dat kinda stuff...backgwounds an' nabigation buddons!!Hur r an IT geenius!!

We r habbin' a gud week wif Dadda home on bacashun. It r still wainin' an' nod warm, bud it r jus' nice tu be tugefur. I habded tu wear my waincoat on our walk dis day, bud dere wuz SOOOO much gud stuffs tu sniff, it wuz ALMOST worf it!!! Now Dadda an' me, Zaidie, r takin' a bunch ob hazardous waste an' stuff tu da dump...oooops, sowwy, da 'Waste Twansfer Station'!! Lil WOAD TWIP!!

Den we r gonna dwop Momma off at Chapters (wike Barnes an' Noble, bud Canadianias) where hur r gonna stay an' wook awound fur a few weeks!! BOL!! Sumtimes hur hab sayded,"I could live here!" Bud, Momma, yur LWD cood nod be wif yu if yu wiveded in da bookstore!!!...?

We hab one more story 'bout my cute lil' cuzin, Jack, fwum da MN!! Yu mind?? BOL!! 
Anyfur, a while ago him habded a weport card fwum kinnergarden. Him always duz bery well an' him r weadin' bookses alweady an' stuff wike dat. On da weport card, howeber, da teecher sayded dat Jack needs wearn tu keep hims hands to himself!! Auntie Sandwa, Momma's sistur thottded,"Oh, no!! He sees his older siblings, Wade (10) and Sammy (8) fighting and now he's fighting with his classmates! OH NO!!!"

Auntie Sandwa awwangeded fur an interbiew wif da teechur an' da teechur sayded," Oh, no!! He's not fighting with anyone!! It's just that he's so happy to see his friends when he gets to school, that he goes around hugging everyone!! They are only SUPPOSED to high-five each other!!"
OMD!!!!! DERE R NO HUGGIN' IN KINNERGARDEN, JACK an' yu bedder nod furged it, yu lil webel!!! Dat lil kid r NUFFIN bud twubble!! BOL!!

Kinnergarden Wules : 1) No weapons
                                             2) No hugging

Dis r one bery mixded-up werld.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My week in da spotwite r almost ober :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/671026</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 10 May 2010 09:14:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It r wif sum sadness dat I say gudbye tu da FUNNEST week eber, when I wuz chooseded tu be da Dogster ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It r wif sum sadness dat I say gudbye tu da FUNNEST week eber, when I wuz chooseded tu be da Dogster Dog ob da Week! Like I hab sayded, it wuz twuly an honour tu be pickded an' I hab been twuly humbleded by all da wuff my pup pals, old an' nu, hab showded me, Zaidie!! 

I hab wuffded E'VY single message an' wosette an' giff an' comment!! Yu gurlses an' guyses r da BESTEST fwiends a LWD wike me cood EBER hab. Fank yu fwum da bottom ob my big Zaidie hart fur be fwiends wif me an' Momma, tu. Hur wuffs dis Dogster-pwace almost as much as I du!!! An' we boff wuff all ob yu!!

Fank yu Dogster HQ fur gibbin' me da chance tu ged tu kno' eben more gwate pupses an' peepoles!!! Dis pwace W-O-C-K-S!!! WOO-HOO!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Weal Poetwy!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/670888</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 9 May 2010 13:36:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma r nod shur if it wuz 10-15 years ago or eben 57 or 98 years ago when hur furst heerded dis poe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma r nod shur if it wuz 10-15 years ago or eben 57 or 98 years ago when hur furst heerded dis poem. Hur wuz watchin' Opwah an' hur finks it wuz a show 'bout famblies an' peepoles 'doptin' kidses an' stuff...or mabbe it wuz a Mufer's Day themeded kinda Opwah show...Anyfur, dere wuz a wady on da show whu hab wited dis poem an' hur weaded it on da show. Momma WUFFDED da poem so much dat hur taped da show when it wuz on lader dat day an' dat nite hur an' Dadda twanscwibeded it.
It r nod about us pups an' ....ok...kitties, tu, bud if da powers dat be at HQ du nod mind, here r a poem dat helpded my Momma a hole bunch (an' still duz, in fact) when it comes tu reconcilin' wif da fact dat hur an' Dadda du nod hab any kidses whu du nod hab furs. I fink it r gonna werk bedder if Momma weads it fur me.

          ~Every Woman is a Mother~

Every woman is a mother
when she holds her hands in prayer for a child,
feeds one when he's hungry,
clothes him when he's cold
or holds him when he's scared;
listens to his hopes and dreams
and tells him the world needs who he is;
smiles when a child walks by
or cries when she knows
just one child is crying somewhere in the world.

The conception for this woman
becoming a mother takes place in her heart
and the delivery comes through her hands.
Every woman carries
the ability and power to change the world
one child at a time.
This birth is not measured in months,
but spans her lifetime.
Every woman is a mother
when she makes a difference 
in just one child.

We wish we knu' da name ob da wady whu wited it cuz it r 'mazin'. Habby Mufer's Day :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Mufer's Day, e'vy Momma!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/670837</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 9 May 2010 10:02:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Sum guy jus' dewiberded sum bery pwetty tulips tu Momma fur sum weason which we du NOD need tawk 'bo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sum guy jus' dewiberded sum bery pwetty tulips tu Momma fur sum weason which we du NOD need tawk 'bout...Anyfur, I barkded SO WOUD dat hur callded me a wolverine or sumfing. Du dose guyses bark????
One ob Momma's fabouritest fings tu du, 'sides go tu da beech an' shop an' wisten tu music an' wead an' hab a martini an' see hur neeces an' nefews an' iron (no, I r nod kiddin'!) r tu see me an' Dadda comin' home fwum a walk. It jus' habbended a while 'go. Hur wated upstairs in da big bedwoom, so hur habded a biew ob da hole stweet cuz da window r a bay kind an' it r B-I-G. All ob a sudden, hur seeded a guy wif a cute LWD!! Hur thot,"OMD!! Whut a cute LWD!!" Den hur wememberded dat I r hur LWD an' da guy wif me r hur husband!!! BOL!! Habbens e'vy time!!!
Hab a bery nice day, Wadies!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Woad Twip tu Gwampa's Howse...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/670733</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 8 May 2010 20:41:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>thru da snow!!!! It wuz CWAZEE, bud I habded WOTZA fun duin' zoomies an' stuff once we made it tu hi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ thru da snow!!!! It wuz CWAZEE, bud I habded WOTZA fun duin' zoomies an' stuff once we made it tu hims howse an' -BONUS- Gwampa hab nod bacuumded yet, so dere wuz WOTZ ob gud sniffin' an' a bit ob gud eatin', whuteber it wuz, until Momma, da pawty pooper, pudded my WEASH on an' sayded,"Dat r 'NUFF, Zaidie!!" I neber hab any fun :(]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Big nues out ob MN!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/670589</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 7 May 2010 21:52:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>No, Ernie George did NOD elope wif hims notty Basenji nayber nameded Zoe!!

Wemember my cuzin boy, ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ No, Ernie George did NOD elope wif hims notty Basenji nayber nameded Zoe!!

Wemember my cuzin boy, Jack?? Him r one ob my Momma's sistur's kidses, lil brufer ob da infamous Sammy an' dem wive in da MN, tu!!! Him r 5 1/2 yearses old now an' him wecentwy wost hims FURST toof, bud him woseded 2 da same day!! Da teefs faiwy duz nod carry dat much cash awound wif hur AN' Jack's debit 'chine wuz down, so hur habded tu wite him a cheque!!! Da same weekend, him wideded hims bike fur da furst time WIFOUT DA TWAININ" WHEELS!!! WOO-HOO!!! GO, JACK-MAN, GO!!!!! 

I r still habbin' a BWAST bein' Dogster's DOTW!! Momma an' me, Zaidie, r werkin' on da fank yu notes fur all da giffs an' best wishes I hab beended weceibin'. Yu guyses an' gurlses r SOOOOO nice tu me, Zaidie!! I wish I cood gib all ob yu an' yur peepoles sum WEEL Zaidie kisses!! BOL!! Ged out da kweenex!! BOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Best Week Eber!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/670293</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 6 May 2010 08:24:13 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r habbin' a bwast bein' da Dogster Dog ob da Week!! I r meetin' WOTZA nu fwiends an' weconnectin'  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r habbin' a bwast bein' da Dogster Dog ob da Week!! I r meetin' WOTZA nu fwiends an' weconnectin' wif old fwiends, tu!! Wuff it!!!

Momma habs werkded out a bery intwicate system fur fankin' e'vypup fur all da giffs yu hab been sendin' me. It r gonna take a bid ob time, bud, ebentuawwy, e'vypup r gonna ged a Fank Yu fwum me, Zaidie!!

Dis r woad twip to Towonto day, so I will nod be awound dis day. Howeber, sumfing habbended yes'day dat wuz SO 'diculous dat we r gonna tell yu 'bout it now. Here we go... 

So dere we wuz, Momma an' hur LWD, walkin' an' walkin' an' stoppin' tu sniff an' stuff, along our weguwar woute. All ob a sudden, dere wuz my bestest fwiend ('sides Sara da mail wady!), da guy whu dewibers da big packages dat Sara can nod fit in hur mail bag cuz it r SO fillded wif tweets, dere r no woom...eben doe none ob da tweets r fur me, Zaidie :(

Anyway, dere him wuz in da distance!! I starded pullin' an' yankin' an' makin' cute lil puppy noizes as we headed acwoss da stweet (wookin' boff ways furst, ob corse!!) tu where him wuz parkin' hims dewibery bechicle!!! I wuz dancin' all awound him cuz I jus' WUFF him an' him wuffs me, Zaidie, tu, an' we wuz boff so BERY habby tu see each uber!! Him wuz squattin' down tu pat me an' stuffs an' I wuz gibbin' him kisses!!

Him r fwum Portugal, so hims Engwish r nod gwate, bud we unnerstan him JUS' fine!! Him sayded," I like him better before." Momma r finkin' tu hurself, "Before WHAT???? Your lobotomy??? What do you mean, you silly man???" Den him starded tawkin' 'bout him own doggie an' him sayded dat him r wike a teddy bear...blah..blah. Momma heerded nuffin. Hur wuz BERY upset. We sayded, "Goodbye" an' walkded away. I keepded on dancin' an' wookin' back cuz I habded NO IDEA dat I hab jus' beended insulted. 

Momma twieded an' twieded tu jus' 'wet it go', bud it wuz nod habbenin'. Hur dint tell Dadda 'bout it cuz him wood say,"Who cares what he thinks???" Bud hur feels a bit bedder now aftur tellin' yu gurlses an' guyses 'bout it. I fink yu shood all come tu my howse an' we wait fur dis guy tu dewiber sumfing an' we say,"Hey, yu, dewibery guy, we wikeded yur tweets bedder before!!" Den him will kno' how it feelses. 
Hab a fun-fillded Dogster Day, e'vypup an' peeples!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The !!!!!!! Continues!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/670152</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 5 May 2010 09:24:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It r a beeyooteeful, warm, sunny day here at da howse ob da Dogster Dog ob da Week!!! Dat r me, Zaid ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It r a beeyooteeful, warm, sunny day here at da howse ob da Dogster Dog ob da Week!!! Dat r me, Zaidie!! WOO-HOO!!
Fur dose ob yu whu du nod kno' me well, I r pwesentwy under da care ob sum doggie dermatologists at da Small Animal Clinic at the Ontario Veterinary College, University ob Guelph, in Guelph, ON which r 'bout 20 minutes or hours fwum my howse - I furged!!
Anypup, we r twyin' tu figur out whut I r 'llergic, tu, so we hab been werkin' on da fudz. Furst I wuz on K/O (kangawoo/oatmeal), bud it made me kinda jumpy - BOL!! Actfurally, it made me sick!! Nexx we twied F/P (fish /potatoes) an' dat made me bery nauseated, so I wuz lickin' E'VYFING ALL DA TIME!! So we maded a 'ppointment fur a 'llergicness test wif needles, bud dat r nod until October.
In da meentime, da derm dogtors tellded Momma an' Dadda tu jus' keep twyin' until we finded a fudz dat did nod make me sick. We went back tu Halo...still lotza lickin'. We twied Orijen 6 Fish fudz -WAY tu much lickin' an' I jus' dint feel gud. While we twied tu figur out whut du nexx, I wuz feastin' on PLAIN CHIGGEN AN' WHITE RICE!!! OMD!! SOOOOOO GUD!!!
Da derm dogtors e-mailded a wist ob 'Wast Wesort" fudz. I r now on sumfing callded Z/D, Pwescwipshun Diet Fudz by Hills. We hab no idea whut da Z stands fur so ob corse, we r callin' it "da Zaidie Diet'!! It r ULTRA allergen-fwee, whuteber dat r meenin'...It tasteses gud an' we gottded a case ob cans ob wet Z/D, so we can mix fings up a bit!! WOO-HOO, PAWTY!!! Da best fing r dat I ged 1 1/2 tu 2 cups ob da nuggets each day!! Dat r WOTTA fudz fur me!!!
Habby Cinco da Maya, all yu guyses an' gurlses!! If yu hed ober tu da Dogster Bar an' Gwille dis day, yu can hab a shot ob tequila on me, bud I ged tu roll on da werm furst!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>!!!!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/669936</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 4 May 2010 08:02:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r still so 'cited 'bout be da Dogster Dog ob da Week dat Momma an' me, Zaidie, jus' habded da fast ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r still so 'cited 'bout be da Dogster Dog ob da Week dat Momma an' me, Zaidie, jus' habded da fastest walk in da history ob pups!! WOW!! We wuz F-L-Y-I-N' an', as an added bonus, it r garbage an' wecyclin' day here!! Da stweets r fillded wif big twucks an' WOTZA actibity. Da wecyclin' guy waveded at me!!! He knows I wuff tu watch da big twucks!!
We sawded WOTZA doggies, tu. Dere wuz one lil clown pup whu gwowlded at me, Zaidie, if yu can bewieve it!! "Don't yu kno', yu silly pup, dat I r da Dogster Dog ob da Week??? Dat meens yu du nod gwowl at me. Yu wait fur me tu gib yu permission tu appwoach me an' if anypup r gonna gwowl, it r gonna be me, Zaidie, da Dogster Dog ob da Week!!!"
I wood wike tu welcome any pup whu habs neber been on my pwofile page tu come on ober an' take a wook. Dere r WOTZA pichurs an' wotza intewestin' stuffs 'bout me, Zaidie. I eben hab a coupla bideos an' dere r a commercial feeturin' a bery hungwy Westie! BOL!!!
Fanks HQ fur choosin' me, Zaidie, tu be da Dog ob da Week!! I r honourded an' humbleded an' bery, BERY habby!! While I hab yur 'ttenshun, HQ, cood we pweeze ged sum MEATZ in da giff shop sumtime soon???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut?? I r WHUT???? OMD!!!! *thud*</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/669850</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 3 May 2010 17:51:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Zaidie's Momma here : Zaidie has just found out that he is Dogster's Dog of the Week and, not surpri ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Zaidie's Momma here : Zaidie has just found out that he is Dogster's Dog of the Week and, not surprisingly, he fainted!! As soon as I revive him, he'll be here to express his surprise and absolute DELIGHT at being named Dogster's Dog of the Week!!! Thank you, Dogster Headquarters!!! We wuff Dogster!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Woad twip day!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/669114</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 08:55:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis day I takeded Momma fur a quick walk cuz hur needz tu ged weady fur our weguwar woad twip tu Tow ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis day I takeded Momma fur a quick walk cuz hur needz tu ged weady fur our weguwar woad twip tu Towonto. So dere we wuz, walkin': me, duin' da Westie stwut ob corse!! All ob a sudden dere wuz Sara my mail wady!! We wookded boff ways, den cwossded da stweet an' hur giveded me  wotza wuff an' I giveded hur wotza kisses. Hur feels so bad dat hur can NOD weave a tweet fur me on my mail box wike hur useded tu du, speshully on days when hur heers me in da howse barkin' wike a CWAZEE pup cuz I heer someone on our fwont porch bud I du nod kno' it r hur!! BOL!! Silly me, Zaidie!!
So aftur a few hours or minutes ob attenshun an' wuff fwum Sara, I sayded,"Well, we gotta go. Dis r a bery bizzy day fur us. See yu wader, Sara!!"
I sawded a coupla tears wun down hur face as we walkded away, bud it needed tu habben. I wookded back at hur a few times as da distance 'tween us grew :( "Hur be ok. Hur see me, Zaidie, again :)"
All ob a sudden dere wuz da man fwum awound da corner wif him barky lil Sheltie!! Hur r cute, bud, oy vey, whut a mouf on hur!! Nexx fing I knu', Sara wuz bein' attackded by dat clown-pup an' hur wuz jumpin' up on my poor Sara!!! "I yellded "Hey, dat r MY mail wady!! Yu stay way fwum hur , yu barky lil Sheltie.
Weave Sara awone!!!" Sara runnded fur hur life an' gettded away!! I heerded hur say,"Fanks fur savin' my life, Zaidie-pup!! Yu r my HERO!! See yu sumtime!! I wuff yu!!" WAY Kewl, huh??]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nu pichurs on my page!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/669059</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:13:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Nod dis day, bud anuber day, a package cameded fur ME, Zaidie!! It wuz ackfurally 2  big giffs in on ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Nod dis day, bud anuber day, a package cameded fur ME, Zaidie!! It wuz ackfurally 2  big giffs in one cuz, furst, I got tu bark my head off wike a CWAZEE pup at da package dewibery guy!!! I kno' him, bud I still needed tu bark an' BARK an' B-A-R-K!!
It wuz a package fwum my sweet fwiend Zoe an' hur fambly in Hidaho!!! It wuz fillded wif 3 WAY kewl stuffies which I wuff tu shake an' SHAKE an' S-H-A-K-E until dem r killded!! Den I start all ober again!! WOO-HOO!!! Fanks Zoe an' yur fambly fur be so nice tu me, Zaidie!! I wuff yu!!
Yu will also notice a pichur ob how I r bein' tortureded by dose stoopid an' bery NOD NICE stainwess steel balls in my fudz an' wader bowls. Can yu bewiebe it??? Feel fwee tu tell my Momma how cwuel hur r bein' tu hur sweet lil Westie whu r starbin' tu deaf!!! (I r nod weally starbin' an' I r kinda useded tu da balls in my bowls, bud HUR CAN NOD KNO' DAT, 'kay????? Fanks :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut da woof????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/668699</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:19:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis r 'DICULOUS!!! Wemember when I wited 'bout da stainwess steel ball in my fudz bowl?? It wuz tu p ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis r 'DICULOUS!!! Wemember when I wited 'bout da stainwess steel ball in my fudz bowl?? It wuz tu pwebent me fwum gulpin' my fudz??? Well, now dere r one in my wader bowl, tu!! Momma sez I dwink tu fast an' sumtimes I choke an' sumtimes I frow up a bit!! Yeah, Momma, an' yur point r??
I need tu eat an' dwink F-A-S-T cuz I r a guy on da go!! I hab stuffs tu du, pwaces tu be, skwerls tu bark at. I hab no time fur chewin' an' sippin'!!
In uber nues, my mail wady, Sara, r back!! We hab nod seended hur in decades or sumfing!! Den Momma an' me, Zaidie, meeted hur on da stweet durin' our walk, nod dis day, bud wast week!! I wuz SO habby an' 'cited tu see hur an' dat habs NUFFIN tu du wif da fact dat I cood smell da tweets in hur mail bag!!
Hur askded Momma if I can hab tweets yet. I wuz yellin',"YES! YES!!", bud Momma sayded,"No, not yet." Sara sayded,"Awwww...poor little guy.." Hear dat??? Hur feels my pain an' hur knows how much I r sufferwin'. Mabbe hur can 'dopt me!!??]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Da gud ol' days...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/668264</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 14:25:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I wuz weminded wecentwy by a Miss Zoe McZozo ob Zoeville, Idazoe, dat I hab nod been keepin' yu pups ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wuz weminded wecentwy by a Miss Zoe McZozo ob Zoeville, Idazoe, dat I hab nod been keepin' yu pups up tu date on all my abbentures...wike da time I cwimbded up a twee tu wescue a kitty. Wemember dat?? Oy, whu cood furged??
Well, it jus' so habbens dat sumfing kinda spectacuwar habbended, nod dis day, bud on Fursday. Yu wanna heer 'bout it?? Ob corse yu du!! Anyfur...

So dere we wuz, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, sittin' in da car in a parkin' wot at a bery big mall in Towonto. Momma wuz inside da mall buyin' sum giffs cuz May r a BIG monf for cewebwations in our fambly : 4 birfdays (5 if yu count my half birfday on May 22!!!), 2 annibersaries an' Muthers Day, tu!
 
Dadda r nod a gud shopper wike Momma r, so we hang out in da car an' watch peepoles an' dose 'nnoyin' seagulls dat r in e'vy parkin' wot in da hole werld. Dadda werks on him 'puter or weads an' we go fur walks, tu. It r a gud 'guy time'.
We wuz parkded neer da big "Diamonds R Us" store. It r wike Toys R Us bud fur da wadies. All ob a sudden I sawded a guy wif a hat on dat cuberded him hole face. I thot,"Dat r weerd. It r elebenty-seben degwees out dere! Him du nod need a hat, 'speshully one dat cubers hims face!! Whut r go on???"

Dis guy wuz carryin' a HUGE wock dat wuz so shiney, it hurted my eyeses an' him wuz WUNNIN' WIKE da WIND!!!! All ob a sudden I heerded sirens an' alarms an' stuff an' da guy keepded wunnin'. Him wuz a BAD BURGLAR GUY!! An' him hab wobbded da 'Diamonds R Us' store 
I sayded tu Dadda,"I need go poddy. I be wite back." Him sayded,"Okay, Zaidie-pup.." Him wuz BERY distwacted cuz all him can fink 'bout dese days r da fact dat Momma habs a bery, BERY significant birfday comin' up an' him duz NOD wanna mess up an' buy hur a nu set ob tools or sumfing. It r a scawey time tu be my Dadda!! (I r jus' kiddin'! It r nod!)

I cood see dat da police wuz in twubble. Da big, honkin' diamond hab BWINDED dem!! Dey cood nod chase aftur da bad burglar guy cuz dem cood nod see! Dem wuz scweemin',"Stop, thief!!! Hey, yu, bad guy, STOP!!" Bud him keepded goin'.
I 'cided I habded tu help, so I wan an' catchded up tu da bad burglar guy an' steppded in fwont ob him. Him stoppded an' sayded,"Hey, ged outta my way, yu silly mutt!!"

I sayded, "I r nod a mutt, bud yu r a BERY bad guy!!! I still habded my weash 'ttachded tu me, so I frew it down in fwont ob da bad guy an' ,as him starded tu ged away, hims feetz gottded all tangleded up in my weash an' him fellded ober - SPWAT!!! I gwabbded da diamond an' held it in my fwont pawses an' I useded my back pawses tu tangle da bad guy up eben more!! Him wuz goin' NOWHEREZ FAST!!

By dis time da sun hab goneded down, so da police occifers hab wegainded dere bision - DEM COOD SEE!!! So dem all wannded ober an' westled a bit wif da bad guy cuz dey wike dat part an' dem missded it cuz I did it!! Da bad burglar guy wuz taken tu jail. Da powice wookded at me an' sayded," Zaidie-pup!! Yu did it 'gain!! Fanks fur helpin' us!! As a weward yu ged tu keep dat HUGE, honkin' diamond!! Kewl, huh??? Fanks, again! See ya!!"
I walkded back tu da car wif da diamond an' I thot,"Whut r I gonna du wif dis fing????" Dadda sayded tu me,"Oh, dere yu r, Z-man. I wuz geddin' a lil bit wurried 'bout yu...I still can NOD fink ob whut tu ged yur Momma fur hur big honkin' birfday!!"
I thot fur a spwit second an' den I sayded,"I figureded out whut I r gonna gib hur!! Wook at dis!!" I helded up da big diamond an' sayded,"Wookit DIS!! Hur r gonna WUFF it!!!"
An' den Momma cameded back tu da car an' we wented home. I immediatewy fell asweep in my way kewl car bed an' Momma sayded tu Dadda,"Wow, whut did Zaidie-pup du while I wuz shoppin??? Wun awound da parkin' wot?? BOL!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Walkin' wif me, Zaidie!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/667553</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 19:00:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I go fur a coupla walks e'vy day an' dere r always so much stuffs tu sniff an' watch an' TWY tu chas ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I go fur a coupla walks e'vy day an' dere r always so much stuffs tu sniff an' watch an' TWY tu chase (tuff tu du on a weash...). We oosuawwy see sum peepoles an' pups, tu. Sumtimes (bud nod bery offen) dem r gibbin' off a bad vibe an' Momma can tell dat I du nod want tu sniff or be sniffded by a pawticuwar dog, so we jus' cwoss da stweet...aftur wookin' boff ways, ob corse!
Wast nite Dadda an' me, Zaidie, wuz walkin' past da hi skool neer our howse. Dere wuz sum gurlses sittin' on da curb, waitin' fur a wide. Dem sayded,"Can we pat him???" I wuz alweady in full cuteness mode, yankin' an' pullin' tu ged ober tu dem! One ob da gurlses askded,"What's his name??" Dadda sayded,"Zaidie!" Da gurl sayded," Sick name!!" or mabbe hur sayded,"Sic name!!" We du nod kno' how spell it!! When we weaveded da gurlses, I starded tu cwy an' I sayded, "Dadda, r I sick??? I hab nod dun da urka-gurka in decades or sumfing!! How I be sick??? Dogtor Weeze sayded I r healfy!! Whut r go on, Dadda??" 
"You're not sick, Zaidie!! Everything is fine!! "Sick/sic is just an expression that some people use to describe something really cool, something they like A LOT and that's you and your name!!"
"Wow, dat r a wewief...Hey, my name r kewl!! Whu knu'???"
When Momma an' me, Zaidie (Hey, kewl name, dude!) go walkin', hur habs starded twickin' me!! If hur wants me tu stop sniffin' sumfing, hur sez,"Zaidie, wook at da KITTY!!!" I neber wemember dat hur r jus' kiddin' an' I stard walkin' fast an' du my cute lil' huffin' an' puffin' 'I-r-on-high-kitty-awert' noises an' den it occurs tu me,"Hey, dere r no kitty here, Momma." Grrrr...
Hur also twies twick me if I r out on da deck an' hur wants me come in an' an' I chooze nod tu coopewate JUS' dis one time. Hur sez,"Is that Dadda I hear???" Getz me e'vy time!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie-pup fur Sale!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/667226</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 19:45:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>BOL!!! Jus' kiddin', bud I gottded yur 'ttention, dint I?? I be back nod dis day cuz it r tu wate, b ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ BOL!!! Jus' kiddin', bud I gottded yur 'ttention, dint I?? I be back nod dis day cuz it r tu wate, bud nexx day an' I r gonna tawk yur earses off!! BOL!! At weast I r gonna twy tu wite a diawy entwy...Hab a gud sweep, all yu guyses an' gurlses!! Wuff yu :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Gud nues!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/666517</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 19:29:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/666517</guid>
		<description>Momma jus' wememberded dat we dint tell yu gurlses an' guyses dat my lump r NUFFIN!!! Da bet sayded  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma jus' wememberded dat we dint tell yu gurlses an' guyses dat my lump r NUFFIN!!! Da bet sayded dat it wuz a weaction tu one ob da shots I gottded a coupla weeks ago at my chek-up. Hur sayded it wood go away ebentuawwy, bud if it dint, we shood call hur. 
It r now GONEDED!! Momma 'ppreciates habbin' one less fing tu wurry 'bout cuz dat r jus' da kinda peepole hur r - if it can be wurried 'bout, hur r ON IT!!!
Nod dis day, bud yes'day, I wuz takin' Momma fur hur mornin' walk. About half a bwock fwum us dere wuz a coupla wadies walkin' an' one dem askded, "Is that Zaidie???" Momma sayded tu hur,"Are you kidding me?? Yes, this is Zaidie!! How do you know him????"
Da wady sayded,"Well, my husband met you last week. We have a Westie grandpup named Violet!" Den Momma an' me, Zaidie, wememberded meetin' da man. Him wuz widin' a bike an' him slowded wite down when him sawded me. Ob corse, I needed go wite ober an' say "Hello!!! I r Zaidie!!!" He wikeded me WOTZ an' so did da 2 wadies we meeted. Dem wuz pattin' my cute lil noggin an' tellin' me how cute I r!! Uh, wadies, I kno' dis!! BOL!!!
Our walk dis day wuz nod tu gud cuz I wuz pullin' WOTZ an' it maded Momma cwazee an' sad cuz it maded hur wunder why hur eber wanted a pubby in da furst pwace...I kno'!! Iwuz shockded, tu!! We jus' habbin' one ob dose weeks where nuffin r go wite an' Momma r BERY tired cuz I hab 'cided dat I need go poddy between 2 an' 3 am e'vy nite dis week!! I du nod eben need tu wing, WING, W-I-N-G my Poochie/poddy bells! I jus' jump off da bed wike I r NOD 'SPPOSED DU cuz da bed r bery high an' I cood hurt my lil self. Den Momma takeses me out cuz, ob corse, hur r 'wake an' Dadda r nod eben noticin' dat we goin' out cuz him sweeps wike a wog...a BERY NOISY WOG!! Will I need go poddy dis nite??? I du nod kno'....bud dere r WOTZA gud sniffin' out dere at 3 am. BOL!! Nite-nite, pup pals ob mine! I wuff yu!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hey, gurlses an' guyses!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/665708</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 9 Apr 2010 19:39:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It r TU late fur me tu wite a diawy entwy, bud I thot I wood wet yu kno' dat my pwofile page habs WO ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It r TU late fur me tu wite a diawy entwy, bud I thot I wood wet yu kno' dat my pwofile page habs WOTZA nu stuffs on it!! It r so full ob nu stuffs dat yu r gonna go CWAZEE an' du zoomies ALL OBER YUR HOWSE when yu see it!! Or mabbe yu will smile an' say,"Dat darn Zaidie-pup! Him r a CWOWN!!" Or mabbe  yu will say tu yur Momma ,"Hey, I r boreded. Dis Dogster pwofile page r stoopid. I need go poddy."
Whuteber!! Hab a gud sweep dis nite, e'vypup!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oy vey..Whut a day!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/665273</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 7 Apr 2010 13:11:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/665273</guid>
		<description>I r still at da bet's obbice, sweepin' off da weally big nap I habded earlier dis day when Dr. Jenni ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r still at da bet's obbice, sweepin' off da weally big nap I habded earlier dis day when Dr. Jennifer cweended my teefs. Yu guyses an' gurlses wuz wite - dere wuz no beef tu be founded an' bewiweve me, I wookded fur it when I furst awwiveded dere. All I founded wuz dat darn bet office kitty!!! GRRRRRRR....
While my bet wuz cweenin' my teefs, hur discuberded dat I r missin' 8 ob my gwownded-up teef an' dat dere wuz one baby teef dat dint grow pwoperwy, so hur habded tu pull it outta my mouf. Den hur takeded wotza x-ways ob where da gwownded-up teefs r tu make shur dat e'vyfing r ok in my cute lil moufy!! E'vyfing r ok! 
Hur also chekded out da wump on my lil hip, bud we will nod kno' da wesults ob dat 'til nod dis day, bud da nexx day, hur hopes.
In da meentimes, Riley, I fink we shood hab beef at da Keg anuber nite. I r gonna be kinda sore an' stuff dis nite. I r also gonna be takin' Auntie Biotix (I hab neber meetded hur. I hope hur wikes da pups!!) an' sum painkiwwers, tu.
Da bestest nues r dat it r all ober an' I r fine. Fanks fur finkin' ob me dis day, pup pals!! I wuff yu!! Bark wif ya anuber time !]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Beef Cleanin'!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/665121</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 6 Apr 2010 15:31:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/665121</guid>
		<description>Nod dis day, bud tumowwow r da big day - beef cleanin' at da bet's obbice!! Dis r gonna be da bestes ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Nod dis day, bud tumowwow r da big day - beef cleanin' at da bet's obbice!! Dis r gonna be da bestest day eber cuz I can nod imagine dat SUM beef won't land -spwat- on da floor! BOL!!
Fur sum weerd weason, I gotta be dere at 7:30am!! Whut r up wif dat??? Anyway, it'll be worf wosing a bit ob sweep. Pups du nod ged tu cween beef e'vyday, ya kno'!!
Momma duz nod seem tu be tu habby fur me 'bout it, doe. Hur seems bery wurried an' r kinda on da ceilin' 'bout it an' nod cuz hur r so 'cited iber. Hur founded a lump on one ob my lil hips an' hur can fink 'bout nuffin else. Dadda sended da bet an e-mail wast nite jus' so hur wood kno' 'bout dis lump-fing 'fore I stard cweenin' beef. Hur sayded whut hur finks it cood be, bud hur pwomiseded Momma an' Dadda dat hur will chek it out wif a beetle when hur r cweenin' beef tu! Eben doe dat makes NO sense tu me, I kno' dat e'vyfing r gonna be ok. Da bet will be wite dere 'side me, bud I fink I r gonna be da guy whu r dwoolin'!! BOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whu knu'???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/664921</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 5 Apr 2010 14:08:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/664921</guid>
		<description>Yesfurday, bud nod dis day, Momma an' me, Zaidie, starded heerin' 'bout dis Dogster Easfur Egg Hunt  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yesfurday, bud nod dis day, Momma an' me, Zaidie, starded heerin' 'bout dis Dogster Easfur Egg Hunt fing.  'ppawentwy, it starded wast week when Dogster HQ hided 20 Easfur eggs all ober dis Dogster Pwace!! Dem wuz in Forum freds an'  in a coupla  Dogster Blogs an' on a few pup pwofile pages...wike mine!!! 
Da contest r ober now, bud if yu wook on my page, nod onwy will yu see my WAY kewl nu backgwound, bud neer my pwofile pic yu will see dis egg I r tawkin' 'bout! Yu r wite - we r pwetty despewate fur stuffs tu tawk 'bout here, so I r gonna conduct a poll. Pweeze weave yur answers in da comments.

Question : When I r a gud boy an' I go frew all da hassle ob wing, WING, WINGING my Poochie Bells tu wet Momma kno' I need go out fur -pwibacy pweeze-  an' hur geds my weash on an' I wait while Momma obens da door an' we go down da stairs; den we walk tu da side yard an' I sniff out a gud spot fur - yu kno' -. Den we walk ober tu da stairs an' go up dem an' go back in da howse an' den if it r rainin' my pawses need be dried an' Momma habs take my weash off, du I nod deserbe AT WEAST A SNACK fur all dat actibity an' effert an' stuff????????? Momma sez, "No". I need be callin' da SPCA or sumfing??? Pup Pals, yu wif me on dis??]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOAD TWIP!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/663983</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Apr 2010 07:42:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/663983</guid>
		<description>It r jus' our weguwar Fursday twip cuz Momma habs a 'ppointment, bud since it r SO nice dis day, Dad ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It r jus' our weguwar Fursday twip cuz Momma habs a 'ppointment, bud since it r SO nice dis day, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, r gonna go 'splorin' while Momma r bizzy. Dere r WOTZA peepoles an' pups tu meet in Towonto. Sumtimes dere r big noises an' stuff, bud I r skeerded ob NUFFIN!! Peepole always wanna pat my tiny noggin an' tell me dat I r cute!! Dem fink I du nod kno' dat? BOL!!!
Momma habded a dweem 'bout Ernie George an' Izzy wast nite. Hur habded a chance tu meet dem, bud hur own Momma (whu r my Gwamma) takeded ober an' Momma cood nod ged cwose enuff tu see bof of dem :( 
Gess whut!!! One day nexx week I r goin' back tu da bet's obbice tu help dem clean meatz!! Kewl, huh??? I can nod WATE fur dat cuz I kno' dat sumone r gonna dwop sumfing!! WOO-HOO!! Yu gurlses an' guyses eber goneded tu help clean meatz at yur bet's obbice??? Tell me 'bout it!!
Hab a GWATE Dogster day, e'vypup :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wookit me!! I r a fwower!!! (in my nu pwofile pic)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/663709</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 19:28:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/663709</guid>
		<description>I habded wotza fun at da bet's office wast nite. I maded sum nu fwiends an' sawded sum old fwiends!! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I habded wotza fun at da bet's office wast nite. I maded sum nu fwiends an' sawded sum old fwiends!! I barkded an' barkded at da silly office kitty whu stayded in him basket up on da counter cuz I wuz da SKEERIEST pup him hab eber seended!!! Poor widdle kitty...HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
I habded ged a coupla needles an' it hurtded, bud I wuz a bery bwave guy. Dat r whut my bet sayded!! Momma bwingded tweets fwum home cuz ob my westwicted diet, bud dey tasteded eben bedder when Dogtor Weeze giveded dem tu me :)
I also needed hab sum bwood werk dun cuz hur pwactises pwebentative med'cine an' dat helps us find out if I r sick before I ged wurser sick...bud I r nod sick!!! I r a bery healfy boy-pup. I woseded anuber half pound an' Momma r kinda wurried, bud my bet jus' sayded,"Yu need gib dis guy MORE FUDZ!!!" WOO-HOO!!!!! I WUFF my bet an' all hur peeples whu werk dere at hur bet cwinic :)
When Momma wentded shoppin' fur peeple fudz, nod dis day, bud anuber day, hur buyded me a ball. It r made ob stainwess steel, bud I hab nod beended able tu pway wif it cuz hur pud it in my FUDZ BOWL!!?? How r I 'spposeded pway wif a ball dat r in my fudz bowl????? An' it makes me eat BERY S-L-O-W-L-Y cuz da ball geds in da way ob my fudz!! I heerded Momma say,"OMD, it r werkin'!!!" Bud it r hinderin' my 'bility tu snorf my nuggets in wecord time!! Dis r nod gud :( If I habded fumbs, I cood ged it out an' pway wif it wike a normal pup. I fink Momma habs WOST hur mind :(]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Uh, WOO-HOO, I fink!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/663429</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:07:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/663429</guid>
		<description>Gess whut, e'vypup!!! Dis nite, Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, r goin' on da 'net!! Yup, dat r whut de ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Gess whut, e'vypup!!! Dis nite, Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, r goin' on da 'net!! Yup, dat r whut dem sayded!! Our 'ppointment time r 6:30pm.
 Hey. Why we need a 'ppointment tu go on da 'net??? Momma sez hur habs sum questions 'bout sum stuffs. I gess da 'net r a gud pwace tu ged sum answers...'Bout whut, doe???
"Momma, whut yu need kno'???"
"Well, I have some questions about vaccinations...stuff like that"
Hmmmm, da 'net r a gud pwace tu ged answers fwum, bud yu can nod bewieve e'vyfing yu wead on dat fing.
"Momma, if yu hab questions 'bout me, Zaidie, du yu nod fink it be bedder tu ask Dogtor Langlais da questions. I kno' hur wuffs me an' all da pups.....ok...an' da kitties in hur pwactice!"
"That's whut we're going to do, Zaidie-pup!"
"Whut??? I thot yu sayded we be goin' on da 'net!?!?"
"No, I said we're going to see the vet. Someone needs his ears checked. Hey, the vet can do that tonight!!"
"Oh, yeah, dat r gwate, Momma... :( "]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nod a gud week...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/662736</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 08:24:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/662736</guid>
		<description>Any ob yu pups eber madeded yur Momma cwy??? I did, nod dis day, bud yes'day an' I r still feelin' k ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Any ob yu pups eber madeded yur Momma cwy??? I did, nod dis day, bud yes'day an' I r still feelin' kinda bad 'bout it.
We wuz out on our mornin' walk an' I wuz a CWAZEE sniffin' machine! Eben aftur I sniffded an' sniffded tu find a gud spot fur - pwivacy pweeze - I keepded on sniffin' an' sniffin'. It dint madder whut Momma sayded or did, bud I jus' wood NOD wisten tu hur. An' , ob corse, I keepded findin' snacks!! 
Aftur hur wemoveded da 3rd chiggen bone fwum my mouf, hur starded tu cwy cuz hur wuz jus' SO fwustwated wif me. E'vyday dis week hur hab needed wemove bones fwum my mouf. I kno' it r dangewous, bud I can NOD help myself!! Momma sez "Weave it!!!" 'bout 4 fousand times each walk, bud I du nod wisten. Now hur r WEALLY finkin' ob geddin' a muzzle..or a puzzle..or wuz it a muffin???? I can nod wemember, bud all I kno' r dat peeple r gonna waff when dem see a lil wee Westie wif a muffle-fing on him face. Momma r despewate tu keep whut hur calls "garbage" outa my mouf. I call it "gud eatin'". Whut r I duin' wong, gurlses an' guyses?? Nuffin??? OK -fanks. BOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Uh oh, witer's bwock again...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/661985</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 10:54:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/661985</guid>
		<description>Momma an' me Zaidie r habbin' wotza twubbles geddin' modibateded tu wite sumfing here in my diawy. I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma an' me Zaidie r habbin' wotza twubbles geddin' modibateded tu wite sumfing here in my diawy. I cood bark about da fact dat at da end ob dis day, I will hab habded 3 (three, trois, III, tres) baffs in 1 (one, un, uno, I) week...or da fact dat, since I eat SOOOOOOO fast, Momma hab starded feedin' me by hand, ONE NUGGET AT A TIME, if yu can bewieve it. It takeses DAYS tu eat eben jus' a snack, bud hur sez,"It's for your own good, Zaidie." ACK!!! When hur sez dat, I wose my M-I-N-D!!!! I fink ob it dis way : da faster I chow down, da sooner I be geddin' more fudz, WITE????? I west my case.
In uber nues, dere r a bideo ob ME, Zaidie on my pwofile page!! If yu feel wike it, pweeze dwop by an' chek it out! It r ob me, Zaidie, fwimmin' in my way kewl pool out on da deck. It r BERY 'citin'. (bol)

I fink it r time fur a wist ob sumfing.

My 5 bestest fudz dat I can NOD hab while I r on dis 'diculous diet : 

     MEATZ
    cheez
    ice cweem
    'tato chips
    gween beens

My 5 bestest peepoles : 

     Dadda
     Momma
     Gwampa
     all my kid cuzins
     any peeple whu hab anyfing du wif mail and/or packages

Dat r it fur dis day, pup pals! I wuff all ob yu :) See yu 'wound dis Dogster pwace!!

* Momma an' me, Zaidie, jus' added anuber bideo tu my page. If yu lissen carefully when I r nod on-screen, yu can hear me dwinkin' ouda my wader bowl!!!*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Gotcha Day!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/661060</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:45:50 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/661060</guid>
		<description>Fanks fur all da barkday wishes, pups, bud it r actfurally my Gotcha Day!! WOO-HOO!! I hab been wivi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Fanks fur all da barkday wishes, pups, bud it r actfurally my Gotcha Day!! WOO-HOO!! I hab been wivin' here, Zaidie's pwace, fur two yearz or minutes or sumfing!! 

     Habby Gotcha Day tu me!!
     I wuff my fambly!!!
     I a bery habby pubby
     An' my name r Zaidie!!
 

                     Dere wuz a cute pubby named Zaidie
                     Whu wanted tu find a nice lady
                     Wif a yard an' a home 
                     An' a Dad ob him own
                     An' a deck where it sumtimes r shady :)

                                 I founded it!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/660846</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:26:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/660846</guid>
		<description>I starded witin' a diawy entwy wast nite, bud I needed stop an' go nite-nite. Dis day, I finishded w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I starded witin' a diawy entwy wast nite, bud I needed stop an' go nite-nite. Dis day, I finishded witin' it an' pwessded "Display fur ALL tu wead", cept dat did nod habben. It did nod show up on Diawy Centwal, bud it did show up on my page. Pweeze go dere if yu wanna wead whut I wited. Fank yu bery much :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Irish taggded AN' Beware dose Ides ob March!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/660784</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:47:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/660784</guid>
		<description>Finawwy, I r geddin' tu dis tag game. I hab beended a BERY bizzy pup watewy an' I 'pologize fur nod  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Finawwy, I r geddin' tu dis tag game. I hab beended a BERY bizzy pup watewy an' I 'pologize fur nod du dis sooner :)

1) Are yu Irish??
    -Du I ged meatz if I say dat I r Irish cuz I jus' mite be?!?!?

2) Du yu an'/or yur fambly cewebwate St. Fatwick's Day??
     - No, bud I cood be conbinceded tu if dere r meatz!!

3) Will yu wear gween??
     - Onwy if my Momma makes me :(

4)What will yu wear??
     - my gween polo shirt. Yes, Momma will take pichurs :(

5) Du yu wike cornded beef an' cabbage???
     - 'Scuse me...Did yu sayded, "beef'"???? I neber habded cabbage, bud I WUFF     da 'tatoes!! Cood I sustitude da 'tatoes fur da cabbages???

6) Du yu bewiebe in leprechauns???
     - I fink I du. Aren't dem dose guyses whu r tiny an' gween an' wun awound yur howse an' yard, hidin' meatz fur yu tu find on St. Fatwick's Day????? I can NOD WAIT fur dat day!!!!

7) Whut du yu want tu find in da pot at da end ob da Wainbow???
     - Yu fink I r gonna say MEATZ, wite??? WONG!!! I jus' want healf an' habbiness fur ALL my pup pals an', no, Momma did NOD make me say dat!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/660096</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:49:49 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/660096</guid>
		<description>Werd on da stweet r dat I be geddin' bwoomded by Bob da bweeder AN'  bwoomer, nod dis day, but on da ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Werd on da stweet r dat I be geddin' bwoomded by Bob da bweeder AN'  bwoomer, nod dis day, but on da Saturday. I fink dat r nexx year or sumfing. Momma r callin' me hur Mini Olde Scottish Sheepdoggie. Hur r wite - I r kinda shaggy. Dat r why hur hab nod taken any pichurs ob me wecentwy, wike in my nu spwing coat.
I wearded it yes'day. Ob corse it wuz nod my idea, but I chooze my battles. It duz nod hab my name on da butt cuz dem cood onwy du dat in bwack. Momma dint fink dat wood wook gud wif da coat. 
Here r my pwobwem : when da package awwiveded (in a big box wif sumfing fur Momma, tu, ob corse!!) I wookded at da coat in da pwastic bag an' it sayded 'Persian Bloo'. Furst, Momma sayded, "That's a mistake, Zaidie. It's 'Big Tough Guy Blue', just like I told you." I did sum wesearch on da net an' it turns out dat 'Persian' r a TYPE OB KITTY. Den I wentded tu da Wand's End site an' dere it wuz - my jacket - 'Persian Bloo'. Momma lieded tu me...An', whut da heck r I duin' wearin' a coat nameded aftur a kitty?????? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Dis r woad twip day fur us. Hur r gonna make me wear da Kitty Coat - I jus' knowded it. Hur r habby cuz dis coat habs a hole in da back so I can wear it an' be harnessded intu my way kewl car bed-fing..Woo-hoo :(  
I wunder whu will walk in fwont ob my car when we r stoppded at a wed lite dis week ??? Ernie George, again??? Wif Izzy dis time?? Or mabbe lil Jada, da tiny baby Schnauzer fwum Schnauzers Wule?? I can nod WATE tu see!! Hab a GWATE Dogster day, e'vypup an' peepole!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>No more meatz...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/659791</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 9 Mar 2010 19:26:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/659791</guid>
		<description>If yu wook at my pwofile page, yu will notice dat da meatz r goneded. My backgwound wuz meatz fur a  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ If yu wook at my pwofile page, yu will notice dat da meatz r goneded. My backgwound wuz meatz fur a bery wong time, so Momma an' me, Zaidie, 'cided it wuz time tu change. Also, it kinda made me sad since I can nod eat stuff wike dat while my team ob beterinary speshulwists r twyin' figur out whut I r 'llergic tu.
I wikeded my meatz page cuz it madeded all ob yu BERY HABBY tu come tu my page!!! Pweeze du nod stop bisitin' jus' cuz dere r borin' pwaid dere now! Dat r jus' tempowawy, 'til Momma an' me, Zaidie, find sumfing we will all WUF tu wook at, 'kay???
I hab been taggded in da Irish tag game dat r go on wite now. I hab NOD furgodden 'bout it. I r gonna du it, bud nod dis day. Fanks, Saphira an' Finwey fur da wosettes yu sended me tu inbite me tu pway. Yu bof such sweet gurl pups!! Wuf yu!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hey!! Whut r go on?????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/659293</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 7 Mar 2010 10:31:46 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/659293</guid>
		<description>I jus' wited a hole diawy entwy an' I pwessded da button an' it sez it r pubwishded, bud we du nod s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I jus' wited a hole diawy entwy an' I pwessded da button an' it sez it r pubwishded, bud we du nod see it!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...Du nod mess wif da LWD!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hmmm...dat r weeerd.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/659282</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 7 Mar 2010 08:58:02 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/659282</guid>
		<description>Well, it turns out dere wuz no waff or waffin' 'bout anyfing, cuz I habded a B-A-F-F an' dere r nuff ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, it turns out dere wuz no waff or waffin' 'bout anyfing, cuz I habded a B-A-F-F an' dere r nuffin funny 'bout dat. Howeber, I will a'mit tu yu, my Dogster fwiends, dat I feel much bedder now dat I r cween. Pweeze du NOD tell any peepoles dat I sayded dat. Da 'wents can NOD kno' I kinda wikeded it, 'kay guyses an' gurlses??? My weputashun r on da wine.
I furgottded tu tell yu dat since my nu fuds r maded ob fish an 'tatoes, I can hab 'tatoes fur a snack!!!!!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!
"Yes, Momma?......Oh.....#@$%#$%"
I can jus' hab lil bits of 'tatoes an' dat duz NOD incwude fwies an' 'tato chips an' dere can be no budder an'/or salt..... Well, it r bedder dan NUFFIN an' I du WUF me sum 'tatoes!!! 
Hmmm...whu shood I wite a wimerick 'bout now????!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOO-HOO!!!</title>
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				<pubdate>Sat, 6 Mar 2010 19:49:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It hab been sunny here all dis week, so my snows r meltin', bud dat r ok cuz dere r so much STUFFS T ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It hab been sunny here all dis week, so my snows r meltin', bud dat r ok cuz dere r so much STUFFS TU SNIFF!!!! It r 'MAZING!!
Cuz I wefuse tu wear my boots (can yu bwame me, guyses an' girlses??), Momma insistses on washin' my paws off when I ged home fwum a walk. It r NOD fun, bud I always ged a snack aftur it r ober :) Nod shur if any yu pups kno' dis, bud I WUF da fuds!! BOL!!
Nod dis day, bud da nexx day, we goin' tu Gwampa's howse! Before dat, Momma sez I r gonna hab a nice waff!! I wunder whut r gonna be so funny...Whuteber...It r gonna be GWATE!! Nite-nite, pup pals!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>24 years ago dis nite...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/658821</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 4 Mar 2010 15:27:10 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma an' Dadda meetded fur da furst time on a BWIND DATE!! Momma sez dere wuz dinosaurs den! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma an' Dadda meetded fur da furst time on a BWIND DATE!! Momma sez dere wuz dinosaurs den!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~Zaidie's Big Day at da Beterinary College at da U ob Guelph~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/658786</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 4 Mar 2010 13:20:05 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Nod dis day, bud yes'day, I habded a 'ppointment at da 'Small Animal Clinic' at da  Ontario Beterina ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Nod dis day, bud yes'day, I habded a 'ppointment at da 'Small Animal Clinic' at da  Ontario Beterinary College at da Unibersity ob Guelph. Dat r onwy 'bout 20 minutes fwum our howse so da woad twip wuz nod tu wong, bud wong enuff fur me tu say "HEWWO!!!!" (dat r nod my inside boice!) tu da doggies I sawded on da stweets.
Dere wuz wotza doggies waitin' tu see all da specialists whu werk at da clinic. Sum doggies were dere tu ged radiation or chemo tweatments fur da bad cancer stuff. Sum doggies wuz seein' da neurologists cuz ob seizures. Sum wuz dere cuz dey r habbin' skin/'llergicness twubbles wike me. 
Peepole an' dere pups an' kitties an' bunnies an' ferrets come fwum all ober da pwovince an' beyond tu find help. Dere reguwar bets du nod kno' how else tu help so dey send dem to dis pwace where dere r options an' hope. Momma alwayz geds chokeded up dere cuz dere is SO much sickness an' disease, it r oberwhelmin'. Bud dere r also so much WUF dat it ALMOST balances out. 
Dis r a pwace where yu neber heer da phrase,"It r onwy a dog." E'vy pet whu r dere r tweated wike a *SuperHero* fur be so bwave 'bout bein' pokeded an' pwodded an' uber stuffs. Dere r always WOTZA pwaise an' pettin' an' ear skritches an' belly/butt wubs!!
Sumtimes a pup will hab a -pwibacy pweeze- incident inside. No one yells,"Ged dat mutt ouda here!!" E'vypeepole helps cwean up. Stuff habbens! I urka-gurka-ded in da waitin' woom. No one sayded,"EWWWWWWWW." Well, Momma thot it, bud hur dint say it. We jus' cweanded it up :)
I meetded sum bets an' student bets I hab neber seended before. Dem ALL knowded 'bout me an' dem knu how say my name an' no one thot I wuz a gurl!!! Dey tellded Momma tu take my weash off an' wet me wewax. Den dem all takeded turns sittin' on da floor an' pwayin' wif me, Zaidie!! An' I cood gib dem kisses an' dey wikeded dem!!!
We hab 'cided dat my K/O fuds (da kangawoo stuff) wuz makin' me du da urka-gurka, so now we r easin' our way intu da F/P diet an' dere be NO med'cines fur now!! I go back tu see all my nu fwiends in July, after a few months of F/P an' ONWY F/P fuds. Duz anypup kno' whut F/P meens???? Weave yur answer in da comments. If yu r wite, I send yu a pwize!!!!! Furst 5 wite answers ged sumfing fwum me, Zaidie!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh, deer...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/658194</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 1 Mar 2010 14:53:56 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Sum peeple wake up on da wong side ob da bed. My Momma wakes up on da wong side ob da uniberse an' h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sum peeple wake up on da wong side ob da bed. My Momma wakes up on da wong side ob da uniberse an' hur alwayz habs a hard time findin' hur way back. I hab stuffs tu say, bud we need du it in point form cuz...jus' cuz.

1) I hab perfectded my ARRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!! Fur a wong time Momma dint fink I wuz gonna du it, bud it r now da perfek finishin' touch tu sum wild barkin' at sumfing or...sumtimes nuffin. Bol!! Dwives da peeples CWAZEE :) Gud times...

2) Momma jus' orderded me a Spwing jacket fwum Wand's End...Will da madness neber end???

3) On Fursday in Toronto, we wuz stoppded at a wed wite. All ob a sudden dere wuz a Scottish Terrier cwossin' da stweet wif a wady. I yellded,"ERNIE GEORGE!! OBER HERE!!! IT R ME, ZAIDIE!!! ERNIE GEORGE!! HI!!!HI!!! HI!!! WOOK OBER HERE!!! ERNIE GEORGE!!!"
Momma sayded, "Zaidie!! That is ENOUGH!! That is NOT Ernie George!! STOP!!"
"Bud Momma!! Wook at him an' him warge hinder ob charms an' smarts!! I wecognize dat fing ANYWHERE!!!"
" Think whatever you want, Zaidie, but that is not his Mama, so I highly doubt that it is E.G. And, anyway, where's Izzy???"
"Uhhh, hur went shoppin' or sumfing???"
Den da wite turnded gween an' we keepded goin'. I maded my cute, lil whimperin' pubby noises fur a few bwocks or years or sumfing. I jus' KNOWDED it wuz yu, Ernie George!! Pweeze excuse da udder WUDENESS ob da peeples whu cwaim tu be my pawents. I wuz 'dopted. 

4) I hab urka-gurka-ded a coupla times since my wast diawy entwy. My 'ppointment wif da doggie derm dogtor can NOD ged here fast enuff fur Momma. I wunder where hur r gonna tell me we goin' dis time. 

5) Nod dis day, bud, Tooesday, it r Saphira's 2nd birfday!! 2 on March 2nd!! Whut a coincidence!! Dwop by hur page an' say "Habby Birfday, sweet gurl!!" cuz hur R BERY sweet :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOAD TWIP DIS DAY!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/657380</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:58:04 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>We r goin' on anuber woad twip, bud nod fur fun stuffs. Momma habs a couple ob 'ppointments in Toron ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We r goin' on anuber woad twip, bud nod fur fun stuffs. Momma habs a couple ob 'ppointments in Toronto dis day, so we all goin' dere. I WUF tu be in da car, watchin' fur uber pups, showin' off my cuteness tu da peepoles in dere cars!! And, if I r tired, I can sweep wite dere in my WAY kewl, way comfy car seat/bed-fing.
When we park in our speshul spot fur da 2nd 'ppointment, dere r always wotza skwerls tu watch an', ob corse, BARK MY HEAD OFF AT!!!!! Dadda geds upset, bud it r whut us pups du, wite???
I r also kinda 'cited cuz Momma sayded dat if I du NOD stop twyin' tu eat e'vyfing I see out on da stweet, hur r gonna ged me a puzzle...or a muffin...or sumfing...? Hur sez it will stop me frum eatin' stuffs, bud I kno' F-U-N when I heer it!!!
Bark wif yu lader, guyses an' gurlses!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bestest walk EBER!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/657020</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:07:24 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well, I dint help any lostded pups find dere Mommas dis day, bud Momma an' me, Zaidie, habded a nice ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, I dint help any lostded pups find dere Mommas dis day, bud Momma an' me, Zaidie, habded a nice walk in our nu snow. I 'cided go weft/east dis day. I sawded my nice nayber wady, Nancy, out pwayin' in da snow wif hur shobel. I twied sneak up on hur, bud hur hearded me strainin' an' pullin' on da weash cuz I needed show Momma which way we wuz goin'. Hur sayded,"I hear you, crazy Zaidie!!" BOL - hur callded me cwazee!!!!!!......?
Nancy finks I r "pwecious" an' hur wikes me WOTZ cuz I helpded hur lil gurl, Hannah, whu r 5, nod be skeerded ob doggies anymore!! Uber peepoles in da nayberhood hab sayded da same fing!! Momma an' Dadda r BERY pwoud ob dere LWD :)
We keepded walkin' 'cept I wuz duin' a wotta snow pwowin' along da way cuz it needed be dun.. Den, cuz it r garbage an' wecyclin' day here, Zaidie's pwace, a garbage twuck cameded along. I jumpded awound on my lil back weggies, sayin',"Hi, garbage guyses!!! Hi!!! Yu can pat me if yu come ober here an' say "Hello"!!!!" Bud no one stoppded da twuck an' cameded ober. Den we passded a howse where sum pwumber guy wuz duin' sum werk. Him cameded out tu him twuck tu ged sumfing. I wuz jumpin' awound an' awound, sayin',"Hi, Mr. Pwumber!!! I r Zaidie!! Come here an' say "Hello", bud him dint. Momma sayded," Zaidie, hun-bun, the world doesn't revolve around you." *stops duin' da Westie stwut an' plants his tiny hinder on da sidewalk* "Say W-H-U-T, Momma??????" Yu know what I said. C'mon. Let's get going!"
Dere wuz WOTZA skwerls out, wunnin' awound. I fink our late-winter storm frewded dem off dere schedules. Now dem du nod kno' if dey shood be huntin' fur nutz an' junk or eatin' nutz or jus' bein' nutz!! BOL!!
Finawwy, I gottded Momma home, safe an' sound. Hur takeses FUREBER tu walk anywherez!! We wentded intu da howse an' wite dere in da fwont hall wuz a round, white, casserole dish an' Momma twied tu stuff me, Zaidie, intu it an' frow me intu da oben tu woast!! WE wrestleded fur a coupla hours or minutes an' finawwy I gottded away!! Hur wuz CWAZEE!! Hur sayded dat hur wuz onwy twyin' tu wash da snow an' salt offa my feetz...HA!! Good one, Momma!! Du yu bewiebe hur?????]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>!!!!!!!!!Gess Whut!!!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/656807</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:08:41 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It r S-N-O-W-I-N-G here, Zaidie's pwace!!!!!!!! We r 'spposeded tu ged 10 feet, dose weafer peepoles ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It r S-N-O-W-I-N-G here, Zaidie's pwace!!!!!!!! We r 'spposeded tu ged 10 feet, dose weafer peepoles sayded!! WOO-HOO!! "Yes, Momma???!!! 10 centimetres???? Bud dat r onwy 4 inches :(  Dat ok - I can du a gud snowpwow in 4 inches!"
Dis day I takeded Momma fur hur oosual mornin' walk. Hur always wets me decide which way we goin' when we ged down tu da sidewalk. Dis day I chooseded rite. Dat meens west.
Dere we wuz, Momma walkin' wike a weguwar peepole an' me, Zaidie, duin' da Westie Stwut. Twy it. It r E-Z..."Head up, earses up, tail up, STWUT! 
                                                 C'mon, e'vy peeple an' pup!! 
                                                 Duin' da Westie stwut!!                                            
                                                 Du nod ged in our way; we mow yu down!!
                                                 Duin' da Westie Stwut!!

Anyfur, dere we wuz walkin' an' acwoss da stweet dere wuz a lil doggie, pwayin' in him yard or so we finkded. I noticeded dat him wuz nod on a weash AN' him wuz all awone in a yard wifout a fence :( All ob a sudden a car came awong, bery slowwy. A wady stickded hur hed out da window, wike a doggie duz (bol!) an' hur sayded,"I've lost my little brown dog and I have been..." Da widdle bwown doggie noticeded me, Zaidie, an' came ober tu say "Hewwo!" My Momma pointed at him an' askded da wady,"Is this your dog??" OMD, it wuz hur pup!! I keepded him bizzy, wettin' him sniff me an' stuff while him Momma rannded ober tu him an' pickded him up!"Jack!! You are NOT a good boy!!" Hur wuz twyin' tu sound angwy, bud it wookded an' sounded wike hur wuz gonna be leakin' any minute now. Hur thankded us fur our help an' went back tu hur car, tellin' Jack dat him wuz in bery big twubble.
I sayded tu my Momma,"Hur r nod gonna hurd lil Jack, r hur??" Momma sayded,"No, Zaidie, she won't hurt him. In fact by the time they get home (a block away), I think she'll be so relieved that she 'll be crying and Jack will feel so loved that he'll never run away again."Dat r gud, wite, Momma??" "Yes, Zaidie-pup, dat r BERY gud :)"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Winter haiku</title>
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				<pubdate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:47:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>~My sad winter~

                        Dere r no snow here
                        Zaidie's pwa ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ~My sad winter~

                        Dere r no snow here
                        Zaidie's pwace an' I miss it.
                        I miss da meatz, tu :(]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Niagawa Fallses continueded...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/655939</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:54:21 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>So...sowwy fur weavin' yu pups hangin'. I r feewin' bedder dis day, so we can continue wif our abben ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So...sowwy fur weavin' yu pups hangin'. I r feewin' bedder dis day, so we can continue wif our abbentures at da Niagawa Fallses pwace. I weaveded yu in da parkin' lot, so we stard dere dis day - BERY dirdy an' snowy an' wet. Dem habded 'bout 4" ob snow da nite before. It wuz all white an' fwuffy an' F-U-N e'vywhere, 'cept in da parkin' lot, where I wuz slowly turnin' intu a LDD ( lil dirdy dog). Momma wuz TWYIN' tu nod panic on da outside. It wuz alweady habbenin' on da inside. Hur LWD wuz GONEDED FUREBER, it seemded :( I hab neber beended dat dirdy, E.B.E.R.
We walkded an' walkded an' walkded. E'vy few feetz or miles or sumfing, I snowpwowded, tu keep da area safe. Appawentwy, it wuz BERY entertainin' cuz peepoles keepded stoppin' an' wookin' at me an' pointin' an' smilin' an' gigglin'. Lader Momma sayded dat dem thot I wuz (ged dis) C-U-T-E!! HA!!! Dem wuz scareded STIFF ob me!! Dose wuz nod smiles. Dem faces wuz fwozended in fear. Dem hab neber seended such a bwave ~Abbenture Pup~ in him silly, lil, gween coat wif him name on him butt.
Tu ged acwoss da woad tu da fallses, we habded tu go fru an' indoor area wif stores an' westauwants an' fas' fudz pwaces an' stuff. Momma's hart wuz in hur froat cuz hur thot, FUR SHUR, sum peepole wuz gonna yell, "Ged dat 'tinky pup ouda here!! Pups r nod allowded in here!!" No one sayded anyfing, bud dere wuz WOTZA smiles an' stuffs. Ob corse, Dadda WEFUSEDED tu carry me, makin' Momma eben CWAZIER dan hur alweady wuz. BOL!! She thot,"Pick him up! Carry him!! Then we won't be ATTRACTING SO MUCH @!#$#$%$# ATTENTION!!!"
Momma shooda weawizeded 'fore hur bwingded me intu hur life dat dere r NO MORE BEIN' A WALLFWOWER or FADIN' INTU DA BACKGWOUND wif a LWD nameded Zaidie 'ttachded tu yu!! BOL!!...Dadda pickded me up fur da escawator. Dose fings r NOD fun!!
Finawwy, we made it outside an' Momma gwabbded me an' held me cwose. Obbiouswy, hur hab furgottded how DIRDY I wuz. Soon I sayded tu hur, "Momma, pweeze, pud me down!! Wookit yur coat!! Yu been wollin' in sumfing??" BOL!! I dint weally say dat :) I jus' finkded it!!!
We walkded an' wookded an' Dadda takeded pichurs an' da mist fwum da Fallses fweezeded on us an' Dadda furgottded him gwoves in da car, bud we keepded goin' an' da peepoles keepded pointin' at me wif dere fear-fwozen faces.
Wheneber da cwowds thinnded out, Momma 'llowded me tu walk!!!! An' I ~pwibacy pweeze~, tu. All ob a sudden I saw a doggie headin' our way. I jumpded awound on my back weggies an' made my bery cute "I-see-a-doggie-I-need-meet-da-doggie"!! noizes. Hur wuz a Jag Wussel - cute, tu. If I hab beended on my own, I wooda gottded hur micwo-chip number . We sniffded an' sayded,"Sniff ya lader!!"
By dis time we wuz all wet an' cold an' dirdy an' stuff. We cwossded da woad an' went da snowy way back tu da parkin' lot. I pounceded an' jumpded an' hoppded my way back tu da car, pausin' onwy tu ~ yu kno'~ an' twy tu ged a skwerl. Dint werk.
Back at da car, Dadda did him bestest tu cween me up, bud it wuz NOD habbenin'. Den I heerded da B werd. Yu kno', baff....bud I weally dint care ...much cuz I habded da bestest day E.B.E.R. Fanks fur comin' wif us, pup pals!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ella's nu werd r geddin' a werk-out!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/655731</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:55:33 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I urka-gurkaded wast nite about haf-way fru da Westminster K.C. pup show. Dere r so many bwankies an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I urka-gurkaded wast nite about haf-way fru da Westminster K.C. pup show. Dere r so many bwankies an' stuff on da furnitures in da tee-bee woom dat Dadda wuz able tu contain da mess. Dere wuz no need tu call in da big guns - da bucket ob wader an' da pup-bomit-stink-wemoober an' seben wolls ob paper towels.
We dint miss a single pup on da tee-bees, bud Momma wuz BERY anxious 'bout hur sweet LWD - hey, I gess dat r me!! BOL!! We r hopin' dere r gonna be a LIL BIT LESS urka-gurka-ing dis nite fur da second part ob da show, 'speshully cuz it r TERRIER NITE!!!          
                       "WHU R WE???" 
                        "TERRIERISTS!!!" 
                    "AN' WHUT DU WE DU???" 
                            "WE WULE!!!" 
                          AN' HOW WE DU DAT???"
                  "BY BE CUTE AN" BARK WOTZ AN" WOTZ!!"

GO TERRIERS!!! GO TERRIERS!!! GO TERRIERS!!! GO TERRIERS!!!


P.S. We r gonna finish da Niagawa Fallded abbenture, nod dis day. I nod be duin' any life-savin' ob any pup or peepole in da story, so yu can ged off da edge ob yur seats, guyses an' gurlses. It r nod dat 'xcitin' an' it ends wif a lotta soap an' wader :(]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Day at da pwace where Niagawa Fallded :)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/655555</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 14:25:53 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It wuz da bestest ob times; it wuz da wurstest ob times...Whut da Dickens r go on here!! BOL!!
I ne ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It wuz da bestest ob times; it wuz da wurstest ob times...Whut da Dickens r go on here!! BOL!!
I need tell yu guyses an' gurlses 'bout our woad twip nod dis day, bud yes'day. We gottded buckleded an' beltded intu da car an' off we wentded??? Nope, furst we needed go tu da bank an' den we needed ged gas. It wuz at dis time dat Dadda weawizeded he furgottded him's sungwasses!! Back home again!! Den, finawwy, on da woad!!
I wuz BERY 'cited cuz it seemded wike we wuz goin' tu Gwamma/Gwampa's howse. I kno' da way!! Den we turnded an' I wuz confuseded : where we goin', Dadda??? Him sayded,"Sit tite, Zaidie-pup!! We r gonna hab an abbenture!!" Den I frowded up in my car bed. Momma cood heer me, pre-up-chuckin', makin' dat noise Ella calls "da Urka Gurka". Den, up it cameded - jus' a lil bit ob sickness.
Den Momma sayded tu Dadda," You know, I think we've experimented on Zaidie with enough drugs. I am with him all day, everyday and I know he hasn't been feeling 100%. I know my dog and I realize that he's being looked after by vets who teach vets how to be vets, but it's not fair to him. No more drugs, at least right now, okay???" Dadda agweeded wif Momma an' dis day, I habded no dwugs an' did no Urka Gurkas!! Dadda be callin' my doggie derm dogtor tu tawk 'bout our nexx moobe.
Anypup, soon we awwiveded at da Niagawa Fallded an' we needed find a pwace tu park. I needed pud on my coat :(  an...off we wentded!!
Da parkin' area wuz a nice mix ob dirt an' snow an' puddles!! Within a few feets, Momma cood see dat I wuz gonna be geddin' D-I-R-D-Y!! Momma sayded,"Do you want to carry him??" Siwwy questshun, Momma!! I tellded hur, "I be fine, Momma! Just wewax!" Did hur wewax??? Well, whut yu fink??

                                                    ~To be continueded~]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Bawentime's Day, e'vypup an' peepoles!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/655284</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 08:29:16 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma r wosin' hur mind, bud dis r nod nues. Hur hab beended twyin' tu send Bawentime's wishes an' w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma r wosin' hur mind, bud dis r nod nues. Hur hab beended twyin' tu send Bawentime's wishes an' wuv tu e'vypup, bud hur knows hur missded sum pups an' hur feels bery badwy 'bout dat.
 Hur will twy tu ged back on twack dis nite, bud dis day, we r goin' on a woad twip tu da Niagara Fallded!! I hab neber beended dere an' I du nod kno' whu fallded, bud I will wet yu kno' when I ged home dis nite. 
Dis Niagara Fallded pwace r onwy 'bout 1 1/2 hours or decades fwum Zaidie's pwace!! Dadda wants tu du a woad twip. Momma an' me, Zaidie, wanna stay here an' hab fun at da Bawetime's Pawty at Schnauzers Wule. It r a diwemna, dat's fur shur. 
I need go pack up my stuffs an' ged weady. We r gonna take wotsa pichurs so yu gurlses an' guyses can see whu fallded in dis Niagara Pwace. Bark wif yu lader, pup pals!! I wuv yu :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis r an OUTWAGE!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/654622</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 06:55:56 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/654622</guid>
		<description>Sum furry fing wif a long tail (I wefuse tu say da werd k__y anymore!!) hab sended me a big, furry,  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sum furry fing wif a long tail (I wefuse tu say da werd k__y anymore!!) hab sended me a big, furry, 'nonymus HUG an' hur/him sayded dat dem r hypoallergenic!! HA!! Dere r no such fing as a k__y whu duz make peepoles an' pups miserable wif  'llergicness...'cept fur dose hairwess k___ies, but dose fings r SCAREY!! Dem r nod k___s. Dem r ALIENS!!
Why dese guysese/gurlses want me join dere k__y gwoop??? Can dem nod see I r a DOGGIE whu can wun bery, BERY fast an' whu duz nod eben wike k___ies??? I need hang out wif da pups an' du pup stuff, nod sit awound hackin' up hairballs an' geddin' high on da nip!!
Dis r 'woad twip day' fur Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, so I r nod gonna be awound tu 'fend myself. I hope dat my PUP PALS will make shur dat nuffin bad or 'barrassin' habbens while I r gone. K___s, yu du NOD wanna mess wif my fwiends!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOO-HOO!!! I a Dogster Diawy Pick dis Day!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/654483</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:46:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/654483</guid>
		<description>Fanks fur all da notes an' wosettes an' wuv yu hab sended me on dis bery speshul day. Wifout yu, der ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Fanks fur all da notes an' wosettes an' wuv yu hab sended me on dis bery speshul day. Wifout yu, dere wood be no Dogster, so...fanks, e'vypup!!
I r kind ob 'barrassded 'bout da nexx fing I r gonna tell yu, bud yu need kno' dat I be goin' intu wehab... paper wehab. I thot I habded it unner contwol enuff dat I cood handle all da T4s an' uber papers e'vypup wuz sendin' me fur du dere taxes. Unfortunatewy, dere hab beended a few incidentses. 
In da meentime, Momma habs keepded all da stuffs I shwedded. Hur r in da pwocess ob tapin' it all back tugefur an' den hur r gonna send it back tu yu, so yu can ged anuber 'ccountant, whu duz nod hab paper issues, tu du yur taxes. Weally, doe, dis r 2010, wite?? E-filin' r da way tu go, I fink. Dat I can du, no pwobwem!!
I hab anuber diwemna. In all da 'citement ob bein' a DDPOTD, I hab beended inbiteded tu join...(bwace yurselbes, pup pals)...a Catster gwoop. It cwaims tu be a gwoop ob kitties AN' pups whu cewebwate birfdays an' gotcha days. I r kinda suspishus 'bout da aufenticity ob dis 'gwoop' an' wood wike tu heer frum sum pup pals 'bout whut YU wood du if YU wuz inbiteded tu join a CATSTER gwoop. Fank yu fur yur time an' yur support durin' dis dif'cult time fur me, Zaidie, an' my fambly :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Balentine's Poetwy</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/654035</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 8 Feb 2010 19:44:10 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>*Fwiends*

                  Woses r wed.
                  Daisies r yellow.
                   ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *Fwiends*

                  Woses r wed.
                  Daisies r yellow.
                  Wanna be fwiends??
                  I a bery nice fellow :)


See? Dis r whut habbens when Momma an' me, Zaidie, stay up tu late an' du Dogster stuff when we bery sweepy..Nite-nite, e'vypup an' peepole!! We wuv yu :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Balentine's Haiku</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/653365</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 5 Feb 2010 18:26:51 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/653365</guid>
		<description>~It r all 'bout da wuv~

             Woses r wed an'
             I wuv Momma an' Dadda
        ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ~It r all 'bout da wuv~

             Woses r wed an'
             I wuv Momma an' Dadda
             More dan meatz, I fink.


   Can yu feel da wuv, pup pals???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Gwoundhawg day???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/652712</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 2 Feb 2010 18:08:03 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/652712</guid>
		<description>Whut? WHUT??? We hab a day fur sum kinda WODENT whu eats stuffs him shood nod eat an' wuins gardens  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Whut? WHUT??? We hab a day fur sum kinda WODENT whu eats stuffs him shood nod eat an' wuins gardens an' wecks haboc in feelds, bud we du nod hab a day fur DOGGIES?? Dis r an O-U-T-W-A-G-E!!
Yu wif me, pup pals??? I fink we need take dis tu da U.N. or PetSmart or sumfing an' nod back down 'til we ged at weast a day in our honour!! 
Gwoundhawgs??? R dem cute?? NO!! R dem cuddwy an' snuggwy??? HA!! Du dem come when dem callded??? BOL!! Du dem wet dere peeples dwess dem up in silly stuffs an' take pichur aftur pichur aftur pichur??? I du NOD fink so!!! Du dem sweep all curlded up an' cute an' make dere peeples du googly eyes an' make silly googly noises an' take eben MORE pichurs?? We du nod kno', bud my gess r NO!!
Oy vey..I need wie down or eat or sumfing.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I hab been TAGGDED...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/652315</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:15:00 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/652315</guid>
		<description>by my fwiends Ziggy Moonbeam an' Jolanda!! It r a tag 'bout wuv an' all da fings in my wife dat I W- ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ by my fwiends Ziggy Moonbeam an' Jolanda!! It r a tag 'bout wuv an' all da fings in my wife dat I W-U-V :) In no pawticuwar order, here I go :
1) I wuv tu lie in da sun spot on da hardwood floor. Eben if it r 3 fousand bewow zewo outside, da sun shines in my howse an' heats up my spot fur me!! Dat r so nice!! Fanks, Mr. Sun :)
2)I wuv da M-E-A-T-Z an' da fudz. It r all so BERY tasty. I wish we cood figur out whut I r 'llergic tu, so dat I can eat it all 'gain :)
3) Eben doe I du nod wike fwimmim', I WUV go tu my bestest doggie beach on my Wake Huron. Yes, I own it, bud all ob yu r welcome dere!! See yu at "Beach Area #1" Du nod furged tu bwing wotza wader an' snacks!!
4) I r cwazee in wuv wif my Momma an' Dadda. Dem r SO nice me, Zaidie :) Dem feed me gud stuffs; Momma washes my bowls E'VYDAY an' I ged fwesh, cold, filtered wader tu dwink; dem take me fur walks frew da nayberhood an' all ober da pwace!
5) I hab a gwampa an' a gwamma an' gwampa an' dem all wuv me wotz, eben doe dem du NOD wike my kisses. Dey jus' nod useded tu dem yet. Dey need more!!
6) Unwess we habbin' company or sumfing, da cushions on da chouch r set up fur my compwete an' total comfurt!
7) I wuv my way comfy, way kewl car bed/seat-fing. I can wie down an' sweep. I can sit up an' wook out da window an' show off my cuteness - OK- Momma maded me say dat cuz dat r whut hur finks I du. I r nod du dat. I r wookin' fur doggies so dat I can bark dem da secwet doggie werd fur da day. It r bery 'portant werk I du.
8) I wuv, WUV, W-U-V dis Dogster pwace an' all my pup pals an' dere peeples. If yu want, yu can du a wist ob stuffs yu wuv, tu!! It r F-U-N :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ooooops...pardon me.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/651843</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:26:17 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/651843</guid>
		<description>I r one WAZEE pup - no diawy entwy in dayz or decades or sumfing. I did hab a HUGE diwemna nod dis d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r one WAZEE pup - no diawy entwy in dayz or decades or sumfing. I did hab a HUGE diwemna nod dis day, bud da uber day : Momma pudded sum fudz in my fudz bowl at da 'XACT moment Dadda walkded in da fwont door aftur be at werk fur elebenty-firteen fousand hours!!! "OH NO!!! Whut shood I du?!?!?!?!" I finkded.
Whut du yu fink I did???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie fwum A-Z, part 3. Den we finishded!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/651344</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:33:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/651344</guid>
		<description>T r fur TOYZ!!! I WUV dem:) Dadda sez I hab TU many an' Momma jus' keeps buyin' more box fings fur m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ T r fur TOYZ!!! I WUV dem:) Dadda sez I hab TU many an' Momma jus' keeps buyin' more box fings fur me tu keep dem in!! Fanks, Momma!!
I wuv ALL My toys - da balls, da bones, da stuffies, da squeakies, bud wite now my FAVOURITEST toy r my gween Kitty Cuz. Him r W-O-U-D :O Ged out yur earpwugs, Momma. Him r comin' out again! BOL!!!

U r fur unnerwearz. I du nod wear dat kinda stuff!! Du yu? BOL!!

V r fur bacation an' bodka  an' Balentine's Day an' "Bery pweaseded tu meet yu" an' "BERY gud boy" - wike me, Zaidie!!

W r fur Momma cuz hur name r Wendy an', 'fore hur an' Dadda gotted mawwied an' habded a "W" fing callded a weddin', hur wast name useded be "Wilson". Small werld, huh?? BOL!!!

X r fur xerox machine. I hab neber useded one dose.

Y r fur YU, my Dogster fwiends!! Yu totawwy W-O-C-K!!

An' Z r fur Zaidie :) Dat r me, 'n case any ob yu furgedded. In da USA, Z r pwonounceded "Zee". In da Canada, where I wiv, it r pwonounceded "Zed." Bud as long as yu 'member me, Zaidie, I du nod care how yu sez it!! 
Hab a GWATE Dogster day, e'vypup an' peeples :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I r nod wikin' dis day...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/650923</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 11:44:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/650923</guid>
		<description>It r wainin' here, Zaidie's pwace. Sumtimes it wains HARD an' sumtimes it wains s-o-f-t, bud it all  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It r wainin' here, Zaidie's pwace. Sumtimes it wains HARD an' sumtimes it wains s-o-f-t, bud it all adds up tu one cwappy mess ob puddles an' mud. Dere wuz NO walk fur Momma an' me, Zaidie, dis day. Instead, we habded an indoor soccer tournament!!
We inbited teams fwum all ober da werld...Eben sum bad soccer hooligans showded up, bud Momma showded dem da door when dem starded tu eat da furniture. "We du NOD du dat in dis howse!" hur sayded tu dem.
Dere wuz WOTZA action habbenin' all ober da howse : Gweece pwayded Spain in da upstairs poddy woom. Engwand pwayded da USA in da big bedwoom. Fwance pwayded Italy in da woom wif da bunkbeds an' Portugal pwayded Canadias in da woom Gwampa sweeps in when him r bisitin'. Him nod here wite now so dere wuz wotza woom.
I won all da games, ob corse, cuz dis r MINE howse an' we du fings da Zaidie way. Momma sayded dat I cheatded. Can yu bewiebe it??? My own Momma.. :( Hur keepded sayin', "Zaidie, dere r no teef in soccer!!" "Zaidie, no lyin' on da ball!!" "Zaidie, the ball will P-O-P if yu keep bitin' it. Den yur Scooby ball be ded an' I mite nod be able tu find da same one 'gain."
My fwiends an' me, Zaidie, takeded off tu go tu da "Werld Soccer Tournament Blow-up Bar an' Gwill" which r nod a misnomer cuz if yu turnded on da gwill, da hole fing wood bwow up, so we jus' habded a few wounds of dogaritas an' pina coladogs an' puptinis!! 'LICIOUS!! Oooooopsy, I a bit *wobbwy* now :O Yu can watch da highwites on yur teebee dis nite. I da cute guy in da white furz!! BOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie fwum A-Z, part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/650636</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:06:53 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/650636</guid>
		<description>L r fur da LAKE I make in da chitchen when I hab a dwink ob wader.

M r fur MEATZ!!!! Whu wood hab ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ L r fur da LAKE I make in da chitchen when I hab a dwink ob wader.

M r fur MEATZ!!!! Whu wood hab gessded dat??? M r also fur mud which I r                    nod 'llowded tu pway in cuz my Momma r MEEN :(

N r fur "NO", da stowy ob my life.

O r fur outside where I WUV be an' also where I go poddy!! Hey!! Pwibacy, pweeze!! BOL!!

P r fur PUP PALS, PWAY an' PEEPLES - my favouritest stuffs :)

Q r fur QUIET which Momma sez sumtimes when I hab beended pwayin' wif Kitty Cuz. Him r WOUD. Him r SO WOUD dat Momma habs neber an' will neber send a Cuz tu any ob my Dogster fwiends. Dere peeples wood NOD be habby...weally woud.

R r fur RUN, 'cept I say "WUN" cuz I hab twubble wif "R". R  r also fur WASCAL - Momma call me, Zaidie, dat sumtimes.

S r fur wotz ob stuffs, wike my gurl, Sammy; Scotland, where my bweed an' my bweeder, Bob, come fwum; S-N-O-W!!!!!! an' S r also fur my fwiend, Saphira, cuz e'vyfing dat stards wif "S" r belong tu hur!! Hur wuvs da snow, tu :)

S r also fur sweep. It r time fur dat. Nite-nite tu all my fwiends!! I wuv yu :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Attenshun : Dogster Giff Shop Staff!! Pweeze wisten!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/650059</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 18:53:17 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/650059</guid>
		<description>While we 'ppreciate da idea dat Chwissymus r a season, it r SO ober now dat da Chwissymus an' Nu Yea ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ While we 'ppreciate da idea dat Chwissymus r a season, it r SO ober now dat da Chwissymus an' Nu Yearz stuffs in da giff shop r wookin' kinda silly. We r 2/3 ob da way frew January. Sum changes in da neer future wood be GWATEWY 'ppweciated, as wood sum kind ob meatz. Pweeze?? An' sum chiggen, tu? Saphira jus' askded an' hur r so sweet an' gud an' hur wuvs chiggen *almost* as much as hur wuvs hur fambly :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie fwum A-Z, da wist continueded.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/649993</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:52:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/649993</guid>
		<description>F r fur da FIFTY FEETZ TALL BAFF MONSTERS - 2 ob dem!!! Dey gotted me intu da waundwy tub in da dung ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ F r fur da FIFTY FEETZ TALL BAFF MONSTERS - 2 ob dem!!! Dey gotted me intu da waundwy tub in da dungeon nod dis day, bud da uber day when I wuz TUBBIED!! Dere wuz oatmeal soap an' wader E'VYWHEREZ an' Momma keepded gibbin' me K/O nuggets an' hur callded dem "tweetz", bud dem nod tweetz !! Dem r fudz!! It wuz a NITEMARE :O 
F r also fur fudz, jus' so yu kno'...An' fwiendz - I make dose e'vywhere I go! Hey, dat rhymeded!

G r fur Gwampa!! I hab 2 ob dem!! Dem r bery nice guyses, bud neiber ob dem wike be kissded by me!! Whut r dere pwobwems???

H r fur howse. I hab one dose wite here. Yu come ober an' bisit, 'kay?? We du zoomies tugefur an' hab snacks :)

I r fur da itchies :( I hab dose, bud we werkin' on dem.

J r fur John. I call him,"Dadda". Him nice guy. We cuddle on da chouch at nite while Momma wuns 'wound an' duz all da stuffs hur cooda doneded in da daytime, bud I du nod 'llow it!! BOL!! I r high maintenance LWD!!

K r fur kitties. DU. NOD. WIKE. KITTIES, bud I W-U-V eat dere poop :)


Dat r it fur dis day, pup pals. Take care ob yur peeples an', if it duz nod smell gud, eat it slowly, so yu hab time figur out whut it r, bud nod tu slowly or da pawents take it away!! BOL!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>How Momma wood pick me, Zaidie, out ob a herd ob Westies.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/649527</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 11:20:51 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis day Sunny Wee tellded me da stowy ob a fambly whu went away fur a bacation an' dem weaveded dere ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis day Sunny Wee tellded me da stowy ob a fambly whu went away fur a bacation an' dem weaveded dere bwack wab doggie at a kennel.When dey cameded home, dey pickded up dere pup, or so dem thot!! 3 weeks lader dem weawizeded,"Dis r nod our pup!!!" How dem NOD KNO' dem habded da wong doggie?????
If I wuz stuck in a herd ob Westies an' Momma needed find me 1) hur cood frow a bunch ob tennis balls AN' my Kitty Cuz. All da uber Westies wood chase da balls. I wood go aftur my Kitty Cuz.  2) I r da fastest eater in da hole werld an' sumtimes I choke an' fweak Momma out. 3) I du nod jus' lie on da furnitures. I need find da highest point an' make my 'nest' dere. 4) When I need poddy on walks, I circle an' go back an' forf an' 'wound an' 'wound an' circle 'gain til I find da perfectest spot fur my poop. Den Momma puds it in a bag cuz hur wikes tu keep it. Hur r bery sentimentul 'bout it. 5) Wheneber I r comfy an' cozy, I let out da HUGEST sigh Momma habs eber heerded fwum a pup. 6) If yu say da werd "kitty", I will whimper an' stard tu wook fur one. 7) If yu r eatin', I will, wifout fail, go ged my Kitty Cuz an' look at yu until yu frow it for me - onwy if yu r eatin'!  8) If I wuz in a herd ob Westies an' Momma sayded, "Zaidie, come!!", I wood be da one pup whu wood turn 'wound an' wun wike da wind! 9) I r da onwy pup in da werld whu finks dat "shake a paw' involves my mouf. 10) I wing my Poochie Bells fur go out an' poddy, bud I also use dem at weast as often as a 'ttenshun-seekin' device.
Fanks fur da gwate diawy idea, Sunny Wee!! I ged back tu "Zaidie fwum A-Z" nexx time :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>We 'pologize fur bein' bad diawists :)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/649077</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:10:41 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Da gud nues r dat dis hab beended 'Secwet Pals' Week' on Schnauzers' Wule where I r an honouwawy mem ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Da gud nues r dat dis hab beended 'Secwet Pals' Week' on Schnauzers' Wule where I r an honouwawy member in gud standin', I fink. Pups whu wanted tu participate wuz gibben da name ob a 'secwet pal' an' yu spended da week duin' nice stuffs fur yur pal wike send bones an' messages an' giffs an' stuff, bud yu needed be 'nonymus!! Dat r where Zoe came in BERY, bery handy. Hur r excewwent on da 'puter an' hur helpded all ob us wif keepin' stuff secwet. Fank yu, sweet gurl, Zoe!!!

Momma wanted tu be able tu send stuff wifout also usin' Zealies, so wif Zoe's help, I teachded hur how tu 'cute an' paste' :) Now hur wunders how hur eber got along wifout knowin' how du it!!! So we hab been goin' NUTZ, surfin' 'wound on da 'net an' wookin' fur kewl gwaphics an' stuffs tu send wifout $ or wif one Zealie!! It r kind ob 'ddictive an'  my diawy hab beended negwected. We ged back tu it soon, we pwomise.
In da meentime, yu shood go tu my pwofile page an' check out da pichur Momma  added by cuttin' an' pastin'!! It r on da wite hand side ob my page, headin' down tuwardz da diawy. It r BERY funny!!! (FYI - it r nod weally me, Zaidie, bud Momma wants tu fink dat hur r foolin' e'vypup an' dere peeples on dis Dogster-fing, so, pweeze, jus' go along wif hur, 'kay???? BOL! BOL!! BOL!!!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie fwum A-Z - da wist</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/648582</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:58:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma an' me, Zaidie, hab beended stwugglin' tu come up wif stuffs tu wite aboud here. While we wuz  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma an' me, Zaidie, hab beended stwugglin' tu come up wif stuffs tu wite aboud here. While we wuz oud on our walk dis day, I sayded,"Hey, Momma! Why don' we du sumfing wike a wist ob fazinatin' stuffs, bud du it fwum A tu Z? Den yu kinda hab sumfing tu werk wif cuz yur cweatibity r at an all-time low dese days. Don' fink I du nod notice, Momma." Den I stickded my face intu a pile ob yellow snow an' giveded hur time tu fink aboud it. An' here we r...

A r fur apples. Bery tasty. I habded sum peeces ob apples wast yeer or sumfing an' I wikeded it. Tu bad I r bannded fwum eatin' anyfing uber dan my K/O nuggets wite now cuz we twyin' figur oud whut I r 'llergic tu. K/O stands fur Kangawoo/Oatmeal. No, I r nod kiddin'.

B r fur Barracuda. I hab neber seended one. Dem hab furs??

C r fur cats. Nod onwy am I 'llergic tu dem, I du nod wike dem. Dey make me cwazee an' dey force me tu turn off my wistenin' earz so it r impossible fur me tu wisten tu Momma an'/or Dadda. Dis r unfortunate - wistenin' an' followin' diwections r one my stwong points.

D r fur doggies!! Dat r US!!! We W-O-C-K an' we W-U-L-E an' we r C-U-T-E an' sumtimes we eat cat poop. We du nod kno' why.

E r fur Eastern Standard time. Dat meens when da west coast pups r geddin' weady tu pawty at 9pm, it r acfurally midnite heer, Zaidie's pwace. Dat meens yur jammies shood be on an' yu shood hab wentded nite-nite wong time 'go.

E r also fur enuff. Dat r it fur dis day, e'vypup!! Bark wif yu wader!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Feewin' MUCH bedder dis day :)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/647893</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 08:42:58 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yes, I r an' tu top it off, we goin' tu Gwampa's fur a bisit dis day!!! Him habs WOTZA snow!! Dis r  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yes, I r an' tu top it off, we goin' tu Gwampa's fur a bisit dis day!!! Him habs WOTZA snow!! Dis r gonna be G-W-A-T-E!! Bark wif yu wader, pup pals!!! Hab a gud day dis day!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nu coat...so twaumatizin', it madeded me sick :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/647767</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 9 Jan 2010 12:55:42 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>As yu can see if yu wook on my page, dere r WOTZA nu pichurs ob me, Zaidie, wif my Chwissymus giffs  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As yu can see if yu wook on my page, dere r WOTZA nu pichurs ob me, Zaidie, wif my Chwissymus giffs fwum Fwannigan an' Dewwin. Da US Postal Serbice an' Canada Post werkded so well tugefur dat it takeded three (yes, 3, trois, tres) weeks tu ged here!!! An' it eben wooks wike dem Momma, Twaci, useded da F-A-S-T option tu ged it here!! Wow, dat r da pinnacle ob efficiency :D
Dere r also nu pichurs of me in my nu coat. 'Nuff said...
Oh, yeah, I r sick, tu, bud we kno' whut r wong. Da doggie dermatologist giveded us a schedule fur we-intwoducin' da 2 med'cines him want me take. We started one wast weekend an' I wuz fine. We starded da uber one dis day an' I r NOD fine. I hab beended frowin' up fur da wast few hours, bud fings r settwin' down in my tummy. I be habbin' sum wader spikeded wif chiggen brof fur dinner. No weal fuds 'til tumowwow. 
E'vyfing r gonna be ok, pup pals. By nite-nite time, I be back tu my funny, spunky an' feisty lil Zaidie self, I pwomise :) An', jus' fur da wecord, I NOD be takin' dis med'cine anymore!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oy vey...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/647653</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 8 Jan 2010 20:06:39 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>So dere I wuz dis day, mindin' my own biznuss, when da doorbell wingded. Ob corse, I wost my mind -  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So dere I wuz dis day, mindin' my own biznuss, when da doorbell wingded. Ob corse, I wost my mind - it's whut I du!! Woodn't yu???
Anyway, I wuz barkin' an' wunnin' 'wound in da fwont hall, makin' it WEALLY tuff fur Momma tu scoop me up (dat r da point, Momma!!) Finawwy, I made a bad turn an' hur gwabbded me, wookded frew da peep hole (UPS guy - WOO-HOO!!!) an' opended da door. 
It wuz hur fabouritest UPS guy, bud it r tu cold here now fur him be wearin' shorts :(  Him handed Momma a small package an' sayded,"Hab a gud day!!" an' wentded down da steps an' ober tu him twuck. We cwoseded da door an' I wuz still barkin', ob corse.
Since 95% ob da packages we hab weceibeded in da wast monf wuz fur me, Zaidie, I figureded dis one wood be, tu!! Bud whut wood it be??? MEATZ fwum a bery well-connected pup?? A skwerl fwum one whu can wun wike da wind?? Kitty poop fwum my fwiend Quincy??? WHUT???
Well, I wuz wite. It wuz fur me!!!! Bud it wuz nod meatz or bermin or poop. It wuz YET anuber coat fur me :(
Dis one r fwum Wand's End. It r 'moss gween an' fitz gwate an' can NOD be wubbded off - bewiebe me, I twied. It also habs my name, Zaidie, monogwammded on my butt. Momma!!!! I kno' whu I r!!!
I r gonna be da waffin'-stock ob dis nayberhood :(]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOO-HOO!!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/647006</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 5 Jan 2010 18:14:23 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dat gotted yur 'tenshun!!! BOL!!
Momma an' me, Zaidie hab spended da hole day day finkin' 'bout whu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dat gotted yur 'tenshun!!! BOL!!
Momma an' me, Zaidie hab spended da hole day day finkin' 'bout whut I cood tawk 'bout in my diawy dis day. We cameded up wif nuffin, so I 'cided it be a gud day fur a wist ob fazinatin' stuffs 'bout me, Zaidie. 

1) I r SO gud at catchin' tennis balls dat we r finkin' I mite be bery gud   at fwyball. I also WUN WIKE DA WIND, eben doe my weggies r bery short :D 

2)       ~Final Chwissymus Card Count - 2009~
                               Zaidie - 50
                              Momma an' Dadda - 42 
                              (Cwose, bud still, I WINNDED!!! BOL!!)

3) Momma an' me, Zaidie du da Top Terriers Twibia Contest e'vyday. Sum days we r smart an' sum dayz we r nod smart. In October, we winnded da hole fing!!

4) Wotza peeples fink I r a gurl. Du I wook wike a gurl tu YU?????

5) Da day I wuz inbited by Zoe tu become an Honourawy Schnauzer at Schnauzers' Wule, Monday October 26th, wuz one ob da bestest days ob my wife.

6)Dat r it fur dis day, pup pals. Join us nexx time fur 'Fazinatin' Stuffs 'bout me, Zaidie' :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hey, yu pups!! I founded sum M-E-A-T-Z!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/646436</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 2 Jan 2010 19:26:16 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>bud yu hafta check out my pwofile tu see it!! No dwoolin' on my page, yu guyses!!! BOL!! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ bud yu hafta check out my pwofile tu see it!! No dwoolin' on my page, yu guyses!!! BOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WHUT???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/646316</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 2 Jan 2010 09:17:18 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r speechwess. Fur da pups whu kno' me, yu kno' dat I r neber wifout sumfing tu say...I wuz a Dogst ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r speechwess. Fur da pups whu kno' me, yu kno' dat I r neber wifout sumfing tu say...I wuz a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day on December 30th. Den I wuz a DDPOTD again on January 1st which wuz nod dis day, bud yes'day. Now, here it r, January 2nd an', once again, I r a DDPOTD.
I r kind ob 'barrassed, bud since I habded NUFFIN tu du wif it, I will jus' be habby an' pwoud an' hope dat dis r it fur now.
It r BERY cold here dis day, bud we still hab onwy a coupla centimetres ob snow. (Dat r metwic-speak fur wess dan an inch). Dadda r watin' an' watin' tu use him snow bwower-fing. It r BERY WOUD an' him needs wear ear pwugs when him use it. It r alwayz a race wif da uver guyses on da stweet tu see whu can ged out dere furst an' claim bictory by duin' da hole stweet!! BOL!! Da Daddas r bery entertainin'!! 
Unwike Ernie George an' Izzy's Papa whu enjoys cwearin' da snow in him's unnerwears, my Dadda wearz wotza cwothes when him go out. Mabbe Papa Bisson habs a gud point, doe : da less yu wear, da colder yu ged, so da faster yu du da job! Yeah, him mite be on tu sumfing!! BOL!! 
Hab a GWATE Dogster day dis day, e'vypup!! An' fanks again, Dogster Headquarters, bud pweeze pick sum uver pups nod dis day, bud da nexx day, 'kay?????]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I r a DDP AGAIN??? Dis r N-U-T-Z, bud fun!! BOL!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/646113</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 1 Jan 2010 09:58:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Habby Nu Yearz tu e'vy pup an' peeple on dis Dogster fing!! I stayded up BERY late nod dis nite, bud ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Habby Nu Yearz tu e'vy pup an' peeple on dis Dogster fing!! I stayded up BERY late nod dis nite, bud wast nite, so I r nappin' my lil Westie butt off dis day!! BOL!!
Momma r compwetewy obsessded wif me, Zaidie, goin' poddy an' hur finks I need go out e'vy coupla hours, bud I sweepded fwum 1:30am until 10:45am an' I wakeded up only cuz Momma did!! Nues Fwash : I du nod always need go poddy when I wing dose Poochie Bells :O
Wast nite I wuz wookin' at my pwofile page an' twyin' tu ged cot up on fankin' e'vypup fur all da giffs an' stuffs dey hab beeded sendin' me.
I noticed dat I hab beended WALLOPPDED wif snowballs by WOTZA pups, so I 'cided I needed tu frow sum back!! I went tu my Zealie bank 'ccount an' saw dat it wuz EMPTY ALWEADY!!! Dint we jus' ged our Zealies fwum botin' in da photo contest nod dis day, bud anuber day??? Yeah, dat r whut I thot!!
My secermatary habded obbiouswy been usin' dem fur hur OWN PERSONAL USE!! I bewieve dis r callded embezzewin' or sumfing?? Anyway, hur r F-I-R-E-D, so I be wookin' fur nu help. Pweaze send yur wesumes tu: Zaidie 
                          Zaidie's Pwace
                          Ontario, Canada
As my secermatary, yu will hab wotz ob wesponsibilities, wike take me out fur -pwibacy pwease-. We need go fur WOTZA walks an' I need be able tu sniff stuff fur at weast 90% ob da walk. Dis will change, 'ccordin' tu da day an' how gud da sniffin' r. 
I need be fed CONSTANTWY an' I weally wike it if yu heet up da oatmeal a lil bit 'fore yu mix it wif my kangawoo/oatmeal kibbles.
 I wike da big cushions on da chouches tu be flat an' cuberded wif wotza bwankies so dat I can west an' wewax in total comfurt. Dis r BERY 'portant. 
Yu will ged payded in kibbles, so dat yu will hab a constant supply of it fur me. If yu need buy sumfing fur yurself yu can use da magic card Momma keeps neer da 'puter, bud in a secwet pwace. Den yu need watch da in-box fur messages wegardin' yur purchase. If Dadda sees dose, him gibs a BIG sigh an' yu will ged da munny talk. B-O-R-I-N-G!!!

WOO-HOO!! I r goin' out tu pway ball wif Dadda in da back yard!!! Bark wif yu lader, pup pals!! Fanks fur makin' me a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day AGAIN Dogster!! Yu W-O-C-K :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>As dis day turns intu NOD dis day...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/645732</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:53:20 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It r almost midnite here, Zaidie's pwace an' we r goin' nite-nite. Howeber, 'fore we du dat, we need ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It r almost midnite here, Zaidie's pwace an' we r goin' nite-nite. Howeber, 'fore we du dat, we need say fanks tu e'vypup fur all da wuv an' messages an' wosettes an' giffs an' stuffs yu sended me dis day when I wuz a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day!!! 
We r goin' on a woad twip nod dis day, bud da nexx day, so Momma an' me, Zaidie, r gonna be kinda late wif our fank-yu messages. I jus' dint want any pup tu fink dat da fame ob bein' my newspaper's Pet ob da Week hab goneded  tu my head!! I r still da same old Zaidie-pup whu WUVS da meatz an' still habs a fing fur cat poop!! Hab a gud nite, guyses!! Wuv yu!! Gwad yu all wike my nu pichurs :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Xtwa! Xtwa!! Wead all 'bout it!! Nu pichurs on page 1 ob my album!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/645681</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:46:47 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>FINAWWY, hur did it!! My nu pichurs r up!! Fanks, Momma!! 
An' it onwy takeded 90 minutes or weeks  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ FINAWWY, hur did it!! My nu pichurs r up!! Fanks, Momma!! 
An' it onwy takeded 90 minutes or weeks or sumfing...Dat r whut I shooda askded Santa for - a watch - so I cood tellded da times. Den da hole time fing wood nod be an ishyoo fur me, Zaidie :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut da woof?????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/645583</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:57:34 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>OMD!! I r a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day dis day!! An' so r my fwiendses Wexie an' Katie!! Codogumat ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMD!! I r a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day dis day!! An' so r my fwiendses Wexie an' Katie!! Codogumatations tu all ob us!! IF we had sum MEATZ, we cood WEALLY cewebwate!!
Dis day Dadda r organizin' da basement cuz it r C-H-A-O-S. I r nod 'llowded down dere, 'cept fur hab a baff, so I r bery habby tu stay up here while him du dat cuz I du nod NEED a baff!! I r still a LWD, Momma an' Dadda!! Wook! See? I r CWEEN!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOO-HOO!!! It r Garbage Day an' Wecyclin' Day, tu!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/645368</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 09:57:47 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I W-U-V dis day!! So much actibity on my stweet!! Wotza big twucks an' wotza guys tu say &quot;HEWWO!!!&quot;  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I W-U-V dis day!! So much actibity on my stweet!! Wotza big twucks an' wotza guys tu say "HEWWO!!!" tu. Dem all kno' me cuz I r da LWD whu sits dere an' watches dem du dere jobs!! If I stard barkin' I be taken inside, so I twy BERY hard tu contain my 'citement!! It r tuff!!! 
I r back on my kangawoo fuds now. Dat meens I can eat NUFFIN else which r bery sad since I wuv da fuds. Howeber, I can hab oatmeal, tu cuz it r da O part ob da KO fuds. Momma has been mixing cookded oatmeal in wif my fuds an' I W-U-V it!! Momma wuvs it tu cuz it makes me eat WAY slower cuz it r sticky an' needs wotza chewin'. 
Pichurs r comin' bud pweeze du NOD hold yur brefs waitin' tu see dem. I kno' dat I owe a WOTTA peeple pichurs ob me wif da gwate fings dem sended me, Zaidie.
Dadda r not werkin' dis week an' him wants 'du stuff', so Momma r bery confwicted. Hur finks : "Du I keep da Dogster pups an' peeples habby or du I willingly go an' 'DU STUFF' wif da guy I neber normally see cuz him werks so much???" We be back lader, e'vypup an' peeple!! We r shur Dadda will nod wast TU wong wifout him PS3!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HALP!! My Dadda r wost!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/645271</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:21:47 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma an' me, Zaidie, du nod kno' where him wentded. Dere r a guy whu wooks wike him, sittin' on da  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma an' me, Zaidie, du nod kno' where him wentded. Dere r a guy whu wooks wike him, sittin' on da chouch, pwayin' wif da nu Pwaystation 3, bud dat guy r nod my Dadda. 
Dis guy heers nuffin!! I been wingin' an' wingin' my Poochie Bells an' him nod eben heer me. If him heers me, him sez, "Jus' a minute, Zaidie-pup. I be wite dere." Den I wate. Den Momma comes an' hur takes me out...
Momma thot it wood be a gud idea tu ged Dadda 4 games fur da PS3, jus' in case him nod wike all da games an' be boreded. BOL! BOL! Him hab nod eben opened 2 ob dem. Wite now him r fwyin' pwanes in WW2 an' goin' WAY off da twack in da Ferrari game!! Momma waffs, bud only a lil bid cuz hur knos how bad hur wood be at it. Hur eye/hand coordinashuns r NOD gud, 'cept in shoppin' onwine.
I shood tell yu whut Santy Paws bwingded me!!! Him bwingded me a gween Dino Cuz whu r as W-O-U-D as my gween Kitty Cuz. Him also bwingded me a nu set ob bowls in a stand so I don' need ween ober so much tu eat. An' him bwingded me a game by a wady fwum Sweden. Hur name r Nina Ottoson an' hur designs games an' puzzles fur pups. Hur habs a website sumwhere out dere in da cyberspace. Pweeze du nod ask us tu link tu it or we be heer fur dayz or sumfing!! BOL!!
Momma needz take a few more pichurs. Den hur pud ALL dem up so yu can see me, Zaidie, habbin' fun durin' dese Chwissymus-times!!

P.S. Fanks fur da Zealies, Dogster Peeples!! Dat wuz bery nice ob yu!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, dis sucks...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/645012</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:49:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>E'vypup's gud fwiend, Ernie George, r nod feewin' tu gud dese days. Him wreckded one ob him lil Scot ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ E'vypup's gud fwiend, Ernie George, r nod feewin' tu gud dese days. Him wreckded one ob him lil Scottie weggies chasin' sum STOOPID SKWERLS AN' him r habbin' big twubbles wif him liver, eben wurser da him sisfur, Izzy, wast monf. 
If I knu' how tu link, I wood du dat, bud I fink most ob yu kno' Ernie George ob da Mound, Minnesnowdahs. Pweeze stard sendin' him WOTZA gud thots fwum yur head an' mabbe eben say a lil' pwayer if dat r yur style. Him an' him's hole fambly need WOTZA Power ob da Paw!! We all kno' it werks, so, pweeze, ged tu it!!!
Fanks, e'vypup an' peeple!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mewwy Chwissymus, pup pals :)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/644542</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:19:45 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r goin' nite-nite soon cuz it r gonna be Chwissymus Day here in 50 minutes or yearz or sumfing!!!  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r goin' nite-nite soon cuz it r gonna be Chwissymus Day here in 50 minutes or yearz or sumfing!!! Hab a bery, BERY MERRY Chwissymus e'vypup!! I wuv ALL OB YU!!! ((((((((hugs))))))))) 
"Yes, Momma??"***** "Du I hafta??"****** 'kay, Momma..." an' Mewwy Chwissymus tu all da kitties, tu...I hope yu ged WOTZA catnippy stuffs in yur stockings, tu!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Taggded by Saphira, pwoud owner ob Wakes Erie an' Superior :)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/644239</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:41:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I wuz Taggded by Saphira, nod dis day, bud..(fill in da bwanks, pups).. Hur askded me sum questions  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wuz Taggded by Saphira, nod dis day, bud..(fill in da bwanks, pups).. Hur askded me sum questions 'bout da Chwissymus times, so here I go :

1) What wood yu wike in yur Chwissymus stockin'???

I wood wike 25 pounds ob perfekly cookded bacon -  nod tu cwispy an' nod tu soggy- in my stockin'. Dat r it!!

2)Hab yu seen Santa dis year??

I hab nod seen HIM, bud I hab seem sum guyses whu cwaim tu be sumhow 'ssociated wif da Norf Pole, bud dem were clearwy nod HIM, Santa. Dese guyses were part ob sum union an' Santa r NOD a union man. Him r hims own man, nod a puppet! GO, Santa, GO!!!

3)Do yu wike da snow?????

Duz Momma wike martinis?????

4) Whut du yu want fur Chwissymus??

I wood wike ALL da pubbies an' kiddens (yes, eben da kiddens) in da werld tu hab homeses an' fureber famblies an' wotza fuds an' warm pwaces tu sweep an' wotza toys an' bones (onwy da safe kindz) an' peeples tu take care ob an' skwerls an' stuffz in dere backyards fur dere entertainment.
I wood also wike fur my fambly tu nod wive so far 'part, so Momma cood see hur speshul kidses more offen. An' Momma needs wern how wewax so hur nod hab so much 'xiety :)

5) Hab yu eber poseded wif Santa??

No, I hab nod eber did dat. 'Fore I founded my pawents, dem went tu a mall tu watch da pups ged dere pichurs taken wif Santa. It wuz cute, bud it wuz also C-H-A-O-S!! Momma pwomiseded wite den an' dere dat hur wood NEBER du dat tu any pup ob hurs. Dadda onwy needed wemind hur ob dat ONE TIME dis year. Ernie George an' Izzy's Mama helpded, tu! Den hur wegainded hur senses. I r safe fur anuver year :)

Dat r it!! If yu wanna answer dese questions in yur diawy, pweeze consider yur self taggded an' hab a BERY MERRY CHWISSYMUS, e'vypup an' peeple!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Birfday, Dadda!! I wuv yu!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/643937</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:15:02 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis day r my Dadda's birfday!! Him r...old...'bout elebenty-seben or sumfing. Momma an' me, Zaidie,  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis day r my Dadda's birfday!! Him r...old...'bout elebenty-seben or sumfing. Momma an' me, Zaidie, buyded him a Pwaystation 3 an' 5 game fings :) Him habs NO IDEA we buyded dis fur him!! Him wood NEBER buy it fur himself.
Momma knewded dat him wood wuv it cuz wheneber dey go tu bisit any ob dere siblings, Dadda always stays up aftur da kids go nite-nite so him can impwove him game. Him r gud, bud da kidses r bedder! BOL!!

Wecentwy, I wuz taggded by da wuffly Saphira. I will ged tu dat in my nexx diawy entwy. Since dis r da season fur gibbin', I wanted tu ged tu dis urgent matter wite away.
Saphira wives on da shores ob Wake Erie wif hur Mommy an' Daddy. Hur can see da wake fwum hur dwiveway, so hur 'cided dat Wake Erie r belong tu hur. l r da pwoud owner ob Wake Huron cuz dat r where my bestest doggie beach r wocated. 
I also wecently 'cided dat Wake Ontario r belong tu me cuz I can see it fwum Gwamma an' Gwampa's dwiveway. If we walk half a block down dere stweet, cross Lakeshore Drive an' keep walkin', we will end up in da water!! Dis weaves us wif Wake Superior. It r WAY norf.
Since Saphira's name starts wif S an' Wake Superior starts wif S, I hab 'cided dat Saphira shood be da pwoud owner ob Lake Superior. Hur will wuv it - da waves r H-U-G-E an' hur wikes dat kinda fing. I du nod.
Dat weaves us wif Wake Michigan. Since I r a coupla monfs older dan Saphira, I takeded it upon myself tu find suitable owners fur dis speshul body ob water. Since Ruby Dust an' Duke wiv in Chicago, I 'cided it wood be gud fur dem tu share ownership ob da Wake Michigan, so dere wood be no arguin' or scrappin' 'bout it. Condogumatations, Ruby Dust an' Duke - here r yur bery own Wake Michigan!! Hab fun wif it an', pweeze, help keep it cween!! Mabbe yu cood go on Opwah Winfwey's show tu tawk 'bout it. Hur wives on yur Wake Michigan, tu!! 
I r gwad we hab taken care ob dat - one more fing off my tu-du wist!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I hab beended taggded!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/643692</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:30:13 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Da wuffly Jojo taggded me wif da &quot; 7 Fazcinatin' Facts 'bout yurself&quot; game. When I wast twied du dis ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Da wuffly Jojo taggded me wif da " 7 Fazcinatin' Facts 'bout yurself" game. When I wast twied du dis, dere wuz nuffin tu say. Dere wuz nuffin fazinatin' 'bout me, Zaidie!! Eben if I hab tu fink so hard dat my bwain falls outa my head, I r gonna du it, dis time!!

1) I habded a baff, nod dis day!!

2) Momma r slowly weintwoducin' da kangawoo/oatmeal fuds. Den we hab tu slowly weintwoduce da dwugs - da ones dat maded me sick. Momma r wurryin' hurself sick 'bout gibbin' me dat stuff  'gain, bud dat r whut da doggie dermatologist dogtors need hur du :(

3) I madeded a snowstorm card fur Sara, my mail wady. Momma pudded a coffee shop giff card AN' a picfur ob me, Zaidie, in it, tu. Sara sayded dat hur r da onwy postal werker EBER whu  gottded a card madeded by a pup. Da uver postal werkers r enbious!! :) :) :) 

4) Chwissymus card count :  Zaidie - 39
                                                          Pawents - 28  BOL!!! (I shood NOD waff,    bud it r funny!!!) 

5) My Gwamma r wecuberin' fwum back surgery wast week. Hur habs osteoarfritis an' hur spine wuz  'teriorating an' hur wuz in WOTZA pain. Hur r feewin' bedder alweady!! I see hur on Chwissymus day!! Hur wuvs me, Zaidie!!

6) Momma's Gwampa, whu r Gwamma's Dadda, fellded an' bwokeded him hip 2 weeks ago. Him r 92 an' him r still in hosible, bud him r slowly recuberin'. Him wuv me, Zaidie, tu!! :)

7) My collection ob stuffies shood be in a doggie museum cuz it r compwetewy fazinating an' my birfday collar r gween wif doggies an' hartz an' bonez on it. Dere - yu gottded 2 facts in one!! 

 We wuz scwappin' da bottom ob da barrel dis day, pup pals, bud we did it!!!

Yu kno' whut du nexx!! If yu an' yur peeples hab time, pweeze du a wist 'bout yurself. It r fun tu du an' it r fun tu wead uver pup's stuffs :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis r gud :)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/643441</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 09:43:04 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/643441</guid>
		<description>Momma must hab comeded off da ceiwing in da nite cuz hur r nod up dere anymore. I r gwad. Hur cood n ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma must hab comeded off da ceiwing in da nite cuz hur r nod up dere anymore. I r gwad. Hur cood nod gib me fudz fwum up dere!!
Momma sez dat fings hab changeded SO much fwum when hur wuz widdle gurl. "Back den, Zaidie, December usta go slow wike molasses stwait outa da fwidge. Now it goez TU FAST." Hur finks sum peeples takeded sum dayz outa da monf of December an' dat r why da gwown-ups r wunnin' 'wound wike chiggens wifout heads...Du dey cook da chiggen den, so da pups can ead it, Momma????]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hey, Momma! Ged down fwum dere!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/643242</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:16:26 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/643242</guid>
		<description>Momma r on da ceiling dis day. Dis habbens when hur r compwetewy stwessded out an' can NOD take anym ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma r on da ceiling dis day. Dis habbens when hur r compwetewy stwessded out an' can NOD take anymore. I keep yu posted 'bout dat.
In uber news, I r in da wocal newspaper dis day - Pet ob da Week- in da Waterloo Region Record!!! Dere I am in my Santa hat, jus' wike in my pwofile pichur, wookin' BERY 'cited(bol!) 'bout all da Chwissymus stuffs goin' on awound me.
Once a year da paper peeple ask da peeples tu send in pichurs ob dere pets. If yur pet r pickded tu be a Pet ob da Week, dey send yu a wetter dat sez,"Condogumatations!! Yur pet r pickded!! We call yu when him r gonna be in paper." Dis week, dem callded!!! WOO-HOO!! I r famus!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>No more fazinatin' stuffs :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/642737</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:28:37 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well, it r kinda wate here, Zaidie's pwace. Momma wants take me out fur my wast - pwivacy, pweeze -  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, it r kinda wate here, Zaidie's pwace. Momma wants take me out fur my wast - pwivacy, pweeze - ob da nite. We can alweady heer Dadda snorin' an' him r upstairs!! Dis cood be a WOOOOONG nite.
Anyway, I thot since I hab onwy been duin' Chwissymus card updates  fur da wast coupla diawy entwies, I wood du anuver wist ob fazinatin' facts 'bout me, Zaidie.
Unfortunately, I r all outa dem. Dere r none weft. I r jus' a wegular guy-pup. Hab a gud nite, e'vypup!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Chwissymus (bol) card count (BOL!!) 2009!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/642622</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:04:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Zaidie - 28 cards
Pawents - 9 cards

Don' be sad, Momma.. I share mine wif yu, 'kay??? ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Zaidie - 28 cards
Pawents - 9 cards

Don' be sad, Momma.. I share mine wif yu, 'kay???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Chwissymus Card Count - 2009</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/642047</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:08:20 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Zaidie - 19 cards :)
                                                     Pawents - 6 cards :(
 
 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Zaidie - 19 cards :)
                                                     Pawents - 6 cards :(
 
BOL! BOL!! BOL!!! Dis r F-U-N!! Dis day dere wuz 12 in da mail box fur ME, Zaidie!!! I wuv geddin' cards fwum my pup pals!! Whu cares if I can nod wead?!?! Keep dem comin', Sara, my mail wady :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I r back an' I r feewin' G-U-D!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/641949</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:51:54 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/641949</guid>
		<description>Tu bad dat Dadda now habs a cold :(  At weast no pup or peeple r frowin' up!! I r nod smellin' tu fw ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Tu bad dat Dadda now habs a cold :(  At weast no pup or peeple r frowin' up!! I r nod smellin' tu fwesh cuz ob da sickness, bud I kinda wike it. Howeber, I hab hearded da werd "baff" be useded a wot dis day. It will pwobabwy habben dis week or nexx year or sumfing :(
Fanks fur all da well wishes an' giffs an' messages e'vypup sended me durin' my wecent time ob be sick. It r always gud tu hab fwiends, bud it r xtwa-speshul gud when a pup r nod feewin' wike him oosual fun self. Yu guyses r da best...an' when I sez guyses I meen ALL my pup pals!! Eben da wadies!! It r jus' a figur' ob speech or sumfing :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/641474</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 07:44:05 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/641474</guid>
		<description>OMD, e'vypup!! A Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day??? ME, Zaidie??? Dis r a HUGE honour!! Tu bad I r tu s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMD, e'vypup!! A Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day??? ME, Zaidie??? Dis r a HUGE honour!! Tu bad I r tu sick tu truly 'ppreciate it. It r a wong story, bud here r da short bersion.
Nod dis day, bud da day dat stards wif W, I had my 'ppointment wif da doggie dermatologist at the Veterinary College at the Unibersity ob Guelph, which r a city 'bout 20 minutes fwum Zaidie's pwace.
I wanted go on my own, bud Momma an' Dadda insisted on comin' wif me *eyeroll*. Aftur WOTZA tawkin' an' pokin' 'wound in my earz an' my feetz (an' if yu kno' me, Zaidie, yu kno' yu don' mess wif my earz an' feetz).
Da dogtors 'cided dat anuver 'limination diet be a gud idea, bud dis time usin' a pwotein source I hab neber habded. Dat r kangewoo. Yes, I r sewious! Da fuds r callded Iams Skin an' Coat Response KO an' dat meens kangawoo an'oatmeel. It tasteses gud. I wuz up ALL NITE bomitin' cuz ob da nu dwugs we twyin', 'stead ob steroids. I wuz a BERY sick pup, so Momma an' me, Zaidie, stayded in a wibin' woom all nite. Dis made it easier fur da 'mergency twips outside cuz I habded da wuns, tu. I r sweepin' now. I alweady writed dis out so Momma r jus' copyin'!!
Dadda r callin' my nu doctors an' wite now Momma r watin' fur my weguwar bet tu call back cuz I r wefusin' tu dwink an' dey kno' I need sum wader. Momma putted bowls ob wader all ober da pwace, bud I r NOD intewested. 
We will keep yu posted 'bout me, Zaidie. Fanks fur be so nice an' wead my diawy. Dis Dogster pwace r BERY F-U-N!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nu stuffs in da giff shop - still no meatz...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/641374</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:33:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/641374</guid>
		<description>I r twyin' be habby an'  'cited 'boud all da nu giff shop fings...Go take a wook. Da giff shop empwo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r twyin' be habby an'  'cited 'boud all da nu giff shop fings...Go take a wook. Da giff shop empwoyees did a pwetty gud job; howeber, we r still wifoud meatz. I need lie down...:(]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wook at my page!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/641265</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:51:27 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/641265</guid>
		<description>Dis day r da furst annibersary ob da day Momma an' me, Zaidie, joinded dis Dogster-fing!!! Dere r a  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis day r da furst annibersary ob da day Momma an' me, Zaidie, joinded dis Dogster-fing!!! Dere r a cake on my page!! I fink it r one dose neber-endin' cakes! It will last fureber, so PWEEZE, step wite up tu my page an' help yurself tu cake!! OMD - it r MEATZ flavourded!!!!!! Wif mashded tater ice cweem!!! Dis r a GWATE DAY IN DOGSTER HISTORY!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Haiku 'bout no meatz :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/640688</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 7 Dec 2009 10:53:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/640688</guid>
		<description>~A Werld Wifout Meatz~

             I r nod habby
             In a werld dat habs no meatz.
   ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ~A Werld Wifout Meatz~

             I r nod habby
             In a werld dat habs no meatz.
             I don' du tofu.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOO-HOO!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/640294</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 5 Dec 2009 14:13:07 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/640294</guid>
		<description>No, dere r no meatz in da giff shop, bud I hab gud nues : Momma an' me, Zaidie, r finished our Chwis ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ No, dere r no meatz in da giff shop, bud I hab gud nues : Momma an' me, Zaidie, r finished our Chwistmus cards!! 
I also weaveded a message fur da Dogster peeples 'bout da meatz situation in da giff shop. I r shur dey be WITE ON IT!! (bol!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It r offishul.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/640082</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 4 Dec 2009 14:44:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/640082</guid>
		<description>Dis day I changeded my Poochie Bells fwum da bwown bones wibbon tu da wed stars wibbon. Yu kno' whut ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis day I changeded my Poochie Bells fwum da bwown bones wibbon tu da wed stars wibbon. Yu kno' whut dat meens, wite?? It r offishul : da Chwistmus season r here.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Attenshun Dogster Giff Shop empwoyees!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/639614</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 2 Dec 2009 13:02:46 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/639614</guid>
		<description>OK...'Merican Fanksgibbin' r ober an' it r now December. Dat meens it r wegal tu turn on yur Chwistm ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OK...'Merican Fanksgibbin' r ober an' it r now December. Dat meens it r wegal tu turn on yur Chwistmus wites an' pway Chwistmus music an' decowate yur howse an' send yur cards ("Momma, ged back tu dat card-makin' table!!!") an' all dat kinda stuffs. Da Dogster giff shop needs ged wif da pwogwam!! 
Also, e'vypup an' peeples hab habded enuff turkey, so fur Chwistmus, we wood wuv tu send MEATZ tu our pup pals. By MEATZ I meen, steak, ham, pwime wib an' , ob corse, B-A-C-O-N!!! It wood make us all bery, BERY habby pubbies :)
An' Channukah r comin' soon!! How 'bout sum latkes an' dreidels an' stuff?? (Fanks fur wemindin' me, Jolanda!!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ooops, hur did it again!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/639606</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 2 Dec 2009 12:35:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/639606</guid>
		<description>Momma an' me, Zaidie, wented fur a walk dis day, wike we du e'vyday an' hur sayded,&quot;Zaidie, it's jus ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma an' me, Zaidie, wented fur a walk dis day, wike we du e'vyday an' hur sayded,"Zaidie, it's jus' a skwerl." 2 times. Den, wader we wuz out cuz I needed -pwibacy, pweeze- an' I sawded a kitty!!! Whut yu fink hur sayded????? If yu sayded,"Zaidie, it r jus' a kitty," yu wood be wite!!! Unbeweivable. I r speechwess...Back tu dose cards, Momma!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Momma!! Step away fwum da 'puter!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/639252</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 1 Dec 2009 07:37:58 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/639252</guid>
		<description>PWEEZE ged duin' da Chwismus cards fur send tu my pup pals! We du NOD want dem be wate, du we???
Ok ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ PWEEZE ged duin' da Chwismus cards fur send tu my pup pals! We du NOD want dem be wate, du we???
Okay, e'vypup, we be back on dis Dogster fing in elebenty-seben years or sumfing or mabbe lader dis day :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bedder late dan neber, wite, Doo???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/639065</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:10:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/639065</guid>
		<description>A week ago I wuz taggded by Doo, Gurl-Dog Extraordinaire. (Hi, sweet gurl!!) Wet's see if I 'member  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ A week ago I wuz taggded by Doo, Gurl-Dog Extraordinaire. (Hi, sweet gurl!!) Wet's see if I 'member whut I r 'pposed tu du. 
I need make a wist ob my 10 bestest fings in da hole werld! Da furst 5 hab stard wif da furst wedder ob my name, Zaidie!! Dat be ~Z~. Da wast 5 need be fings dat stard wif da furst wedder ob Momma's name, Wendy!! Dat be ~W~!! Here I go:

1) Zaidie - dat r my name an' I WUV it. In Yiddish it meens "grandfather" an' whut duz DAT meen?? It meens I r a boy!!

2) "Zut alors!!!" Dat r Fwench fur @#@$%$# or "Darn it!

3) ZOOMIES!!!!! I wuv du dose 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound da howse aftur a baff. It r a GWATE stwess welieber! I fink Momma needs du it ALL DAY LONG! BOL!!!

4) Zoology!! Cuz it r fazcinatin'!!

5) Zamboni!! I wood wuv tu dwive one dose!! WOOK OUT!! I hab no fumbs!! BOL!

Da wedder ~W~

1) Wun wike da Wind!!! I wuv du dat an' I r F-A-S-T!!!

2) Wuv - I wuv so much peeples an' stuffs an' pwaces an' pups dat I can NOD eben begin tu wist dem :)

3) Water/wader - howeber yu say it, it r best aftur a long, hard walk!! When yu dwink it, twy nod swop on da fwoor, 'kay??

4) Wadermelon :) Bery tasty stuff, 'speshully when yu r spendin' da day at yur bestest doggie beach!!

5) Winter - WUV IT!! Pway in da snow r da bestest part ob it! "Watch me, Momma!! I r bein' a snowpwow!!"

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		<title>I hab beended a bery bad diawist</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/638642</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:38:49 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/638642</guid>
		<description>an' I 'pologize fur dat. Momma r kinda oberwhelmeded wif all da stuffs dat needs be dun NOW or soon. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ an' I 'pologize fur dat. Momma r kinda oberwhelmeded wif all da stuffs dat needs be dun NOW or soon. When hur geds wike dis,  NUFFIN geds accompwished, so hur need step back, take a deep bweath an' gib me sum tweets. BOL!!
In da meentime, here r sum fazcinating facts 'bout me, Zaidie, tu gib yu sumfing tu wead!

1) My widdle boy, Jack ( l'il bwothur ob da infamus Sammy) habded him tonsils taken out nod dis day, bud yes'day. Him callded my Momma when him gotted home - wotta dwugs in dat l'il guy den, cuz him froat did NOD hurt, him sayded!! Him askded dat we send him sum ged well cards an' Thomas da Tank Engine twadin' cards, wike we did when him wuz sick wif da bad H1N1. We on it, Jack-man!!!

2) I r COMPWETEWY obsesseded wif my mail wady an' da tweets hur weaves on my mailbox e'vy day, 'cept da weekend, ob corse. Eben if I dwag Momma out in da middle ob da nite, I dance awound on da porch, as if tu say,"Ged me my tweet, pweeze, Momma!!!" I du nod unnerstan dat hur comes once a day an' dat r it.

3) Momma cubers me wif a bwanky when we go nite-nite. I fink I wike it!

4) I mix fings up when I poddy!! Sumtimes I squat; sumtimes I wift my back weft weg; sumtimes da wite!! Sumtimes I squat AN' wift a fwont paw - dat makes Momma waff an' waff an' waff!! I wuv du dat :)

5) I fink I be habbin' a baff  'fore my Chwismus photo shoot-fing. 'Nuff said...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Fanksgibbin' !!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/638202</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:22:00 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/638202</guid>
		<description>I wood wike tu wish all my 'Merican Pup Pals a BERY HABBY Fanksgibbin'!!! It r jus' a wegular Thursd ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wood wike tu wish all my 'Merican Pup Pals a BERY HABBY Fanksgibbin'!!! It r jus' a wegular Thursday here, Zaidie's place, bud I kno' dat souf ob da border dere be turkies woastin' an' punkin pies be bakin' an' all dat kinda stuff! I can smell it all da way here!!!!! It smells 'LICIOUS!! Hab a GWATE day, e'vypup!! Wuv yu :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hey!! Whut r go on????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/637580</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:01:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/637580</guid>
		<description>Nu pichurs on my page!! Dat r whut go on... Momma takeded 'bout elebenty-nine fousand pichurs an' wh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Nu pichurs on my page!! Dat r whut go on... Momma takeded 'bout elebenty-nine fousand pichurs an' whut yu see r da bestest ones! Dat r it! Hur needz WOTZA pwactise!! "Momma? Can I hab anuver birfday, so yu can pwactise takin' pichurs ob me, Zaidie??"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut a day I habded!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/637330</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:35:22 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/637330</guid>
		<description>I r so 'hausted I can barewy type!! Fanks fur da bestest birfday eber, guyz an' wadies!!! I hab star ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r so 'hausted I can barewy type!! Fanks fur da bestest birfday eber, guyz an' wadies!!! I hab starded witing fank yu notes fur ALL ob da gwate giffs I weceived dis day, bud I hab WOTZ more tu wite.
Momma takeded sum pichurs ob me wif my cake an' my meatz an' my way kewl nu collar!! We be puddin' dem up nod dis day, bud....nexx day, we hope!! Hab a gud sweep, pup pals!! I wuv yu :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Jus' anuber day...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/637217</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:27:01 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/637217</guid>
		<description>NOD!!!!!!! It r my birfday an' I r 2!!!!! Momma an' Dadda can nod bewiebe dat dere widdle white ball ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ NOD!!!!!!! It r my birfday an' I r 2!!!!! Momma an' Dadda can nod bewiebe dat dere widdle white ball ob fwuff (dat be me, Zaidie!) hab gwownded intu a lil' bid bigger ball ob fluff!!! When I furst came tu wive wif Momma an' Dadda, I wuz 4 monfs old an' wayded 10lbs! Now I r 'wound 18lbs ob solid muscle!!
"WOOK OUT!!! It r dat big tuff Zaidie-guy!! I scareded ob him. I cwossin' da stweet, stay outa him way!!!!" Dat's whut da pups in my nayberhood say!!! (bol!!) Yeah, yu guyz watch it or I woll ober an' show yu my belly!!!!
Fank yu so bery much E"VYPUP fur all da gud wishes an' messages an' wuv an' giffs an' bones yu hab gibben me fur my birfday.
Momma an' me, Zaidie, r twuly humbled by all da wuv an' 'ttention an' stuffs. Momma r nod used tu it, bud hur shooda weawizded dat when a peeple bwing a LWD (lil' white doggie) intu him/hur life, nuffin will eber be da same again!! No more bein' a wallfwower or walkin' down da stweet unnoticed!! Nod wif me, Zaidie, by yur side...or pullin' an' yankin' ahead ob yu!!! BOL!!!
 Hur wood nod change anyfing 'bout it fur da werld. We wuv dis Dogster pwace an' we W-U-V yu, all my pup pals!!! :) 
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		<title>Nod dis day...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/637025</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:18:52 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/637025</guid>
		<description>Nod dis day, bud sum uver day, I r gonna be habbin' a birfday an' I r gonna be 2. Momma wood wuv cha ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Nod dis day, bud sum uver day, I r gonna be habbin' a birfday an' I r gonna be 2. Momma wood wuv change da age on my Dogster page cuz soon I r nod gonna be 1 anymore. Hur hab noticed dat some peeples, wike Dubs' Momma, hab been changin' da ages ob hur pups on dere pages. We can NOD figur out how du it. Duz any pup or peeple kno' how??? Pweeze tell us. Fanks :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>All ob us pups an' kitties r W-I-N-N-E-R-S ob da contest!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/636717</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:49:21 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/636717</guid>
		<description>I wood wike tu fank e'vypup whu boted fur me in da Kewlest Dog an' Cat Show contest-fing. I hab been ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wood wike tu fank e'vypup whu boted fur me in da Kewlest Dog an' Cat Show contest-fing. I hab been nominated tu be a finawist in da sweepy cadegowy an' da notty cadegowy an' dat r BERY 'citin'!!!!!!! Howeber, Momma an' me, Zaidie, r sad dat each pup can onwy bote fur one pup. It jus' duz nod seem fair, considewin' all da pups whu entered an' stuff  :(
Ob corse, I r nod da onwy pup/kit I kno' whu beed nominated. Dere r also Derringer, Fwannigan's lil' brofur an' Hussy dere kitty. Fwannigan r in da Hussy photo so dat r almost wike be nominated!! Zoe wuz nominated in da patwiotic cadegowy wif hur Daddy. Sophie Bean wuz nominated in da sports fan cadegowy. Quincy da Golden whu r battwing da bad C werd (cancer) wite now godded nominated twice, I fink, an' so did sum ob da kitties in him fambly. Shula wuz nominated in da notty cadegowy, tu, fur da day hur wuz attackded by a pen!!! Ella r nominated in da smile an' da car categowy!! Hur photo wuz taken in hur Dad's wed MGB!! My Dadda habs a bwack MGB, Ella..1978!! I hab neber been in it :(  Also, Whitley wuz nominated in da wader dog cadegowy!! Hur WUVS da wader!!
If I hab missded any pup or kitty, pwease tell me in da comments, 'kay??? It r truly an honour tu be nominated. Fank yu all BERY much. I W-U-V yu!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bestest/Worsest Walk Eber???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/635938</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:33:07 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/635938</guid>
		<description>I kno', I kno', pup pals. It make NO sense tu me, Zaidie, eiver!! I tellded Momma dat our walk dis d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I kno', I kno', pup pals. It make NO sense tu me, Zaidie, eiver!! I tellded Momma dat our walk dis day wuz one ob da bestest eber...or, at weast in da top 5!! OMD!!! Da sniffin', da yankin', da pullin', da kitty poop I founded, da 'I-weavded-my-wistenin'-earz-at-home' bit, da wunnin' when I wuz 'sposed be walkin', da twyin' jump on on da passers-by!! OMD!! WHUT A GWATE WALK WE HABDED DIS DAY!!!!
Oh, I ged it now..."Sowwy, Momma..Wuz yu sewius when yu sayded we neber walkin' 'gain???...*digs deep into his bag of cuteness*...Wuv yu, Momma!! Yu da bestest, Momma E-B-E-R...in da hole uniberse!!! Yes, yu, Momma!! Cood I pweeze hab a baff now??...an' cood we pweeze twim my nails, Momma?? Wuv dat!!! An' my earz!! Dey need cweenin', tu!! an'...an'....!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Still no meatz in da giff shop...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/635457</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:28:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>bud Momma wentded gwocewy shoppin' an' hur cameded home wif  2 woasted chiggens fwum da deli. Techni ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ bud Momma wentded gwocewy shoppin' an' hur cameded home wif  2 woasted chiggens fwum da deli. Technicawwy, chiggen r nod meatz, bud it shur tastded gud!! Hur wuz gonna save da bones an' stuff fur make Dadda sum chiggen an' wice soop, bud Dadda frowded da bones in da garbage 'fore hur wealizeded whut him did!! No soop dis week!!
Dadda r 'ssemblin' a big book case in da wibbin' woom wite now. Dere r no need tu panic, doe!!! Him r pwetty gud at dat kinda stuff. Jus' don' eber ask him du pwumbin'!!! BOL!!
Da big question is : r we eber gonna ged our meatz back?!?!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dogster, I r BERY disappointed in yu!!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/635367</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:43:13 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/635367</guid>
		<description>Where r da M-E-A-T-Z??????? Yeah, yu giveded us a turkey weg, bud dat r nod meatz!!!! Turkey an' chi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Where r da M-E-A-T-Z??????? Yeah, yu giveded us a turkey weg, bud dat r nod meatz!!!! Turkey an' chiggen r tasty, tu, bud we need our M-E-A-T-Z back, pweeze????? Dere r nuffin on dis Earf wike a big hunka wed meatz!! May we pweeze hab our meatz back, Dogster peeples?? I pwomise be da bestest behaveded doggie in da werld if we cood pweeze hab da meatz back!! PWEEZE????]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut a wuffwy day it r dis day!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/635166</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:55:51 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/635166</guid>
		<description>I takeded Momma fur a walk dis day. I 'nsisted on wear my gween polo shirt cuz it wuz kinda chilly o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I takeded Momma fur a walk dis day. I 'nsisted on wear my gween polo shirt cuz it wuz kinda chilly oud dere. Momma shooda wearded hur middens, bud hur dint wisten me, Zaidie :(
I sayded, "Momma, yu can du all da sniffin' yu wanna du dis day an' I will nod say, "Huwwy up" or "Wet's go" or "Momma, dis walk r gonna take a week at dis pace." Nope, I did nod say dat, bud Momma did nod feel wike sniffin' dis day. I 'cided du it fur hur!!!
OMD!! Da stuffs! Da stink!! Da stench!! Da memwies ob all dose doggies whu cameded before me, wiftin' dere weggies an' walkin' on dat same sidewalk wif dere peeples an' stwainin' on dere weashes wike all doggies du when dey 'cited!
All ob a sudden, DERE WUZ MY MAIL WADY a bwock away. I kickded it intu high gear an' Momma an' I wunnded ober tu hur! Hur habded a tweet weady tu gib me, Zaidie!! I wolfded it down, hur patted my tiny, furry head an' callded me a gurl!! ( small pwice tu pay fur all da tweets hur gib me!!)
We headed fur Zaidie's howse an' dere, up on da mailbox wuz ANUVER TWEET!! Dis r insanity, bud I wuv it!! I wolfded it down, tu; den we went intu da howse where I waited fur my post-walk snack. Den I habded a HUGE, swoppy dwink ob wader an' it dwip, Dwip DWIPDED off my beard all ober da pwace, jus' wike it always duz! Whut a gwate day!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hey!! Whut r go on???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/635156</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:01:55 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/635156</guid>
		<description>Momma jus' spended elebenty-five hours witing a diawy entwy. Den hur pubwishded it an' onwy dat furs ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma jus' spended elebenty-five hours witing a diawy entwy. Den hur pubwishded it an' onwy dat furst sentence wuz dere in my diawy. Whut r go on?? Gib hur a while tu calm down an' we twy it again. Dis r nod a gud day fur messin' wif my Momma, Dogster...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I beed taggded by da wuffly Wuby Dust!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/634679</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:02:16 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r nod eben gonna mess wif da questions dis time. Here I go!!

1) Whut colour r yur collar??

H ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r nod eben gonna mess wif da questions dis time. Here I go!!

1) Whut colour r yur collar??

HA!! Which one??? BOL!!! I hab a coupla wed ones an' I hab a wed pwaid one an' I hab a bloo/gween/wed pwaid one an' bloo/gween/white argyle one. Dat r it...fur now!!! 

2) Whut r yur fuds??

Wite now I be eatin' Halo (Spot's stew dwy, da Wild Salmon mix) an' I W-U-V it!! I also ged Science Diet big TD nuggets an' I wuv dose tu. I fink dem r tweets so I always carry dem one at a time ober to da tweet-eatin'-carpet, eben when dey in my bowl wif da Halo stuffss!!

3) Whut r yur fabouwite tweets???

Hmmm...Dis r tuff...I wuv Halo tweets an' I wuv dose peenud budder tweets I also sended tu Ernie George an' Izzy. Cheeze an' DA MEATZ r also gud fur tweets. Dat r jus' my 'pinion!!

4)Du yu hab any Bawentines or speshul wadies in yur wife??

Hmmm....Dese questions geddin' tuffer!! I wuv ALL da wadies on dis Dogster-fing an' I wuv my Momma da mostest!!

5) Whut r yur speshulest toys???

I wuv pway soccer wif my Scooby ball. I wuv mess awound wif my gween kitty Cuz cuz him r W-O-U-D. I wuv skull-guy an' my orange boddle ob Sour Mutt Whiskey frum Ernie George an' Izzy. I also wuv my porkypine, my pheasant nameded Fwed, my Canada goose, my duck, my 2 squirrels, my 2 birdies, my 2 bunnies an' my lamby. I kno' I weavin' sumone out...

6) When r yur birfday???

I do nod hab one!!! BOL!!! I r nod tewwin'!!!

7) How often du yu eat??

Much tu Momma's chagwin, I fink I need tu eat e'vy time I go out go poddy. Mostly I gwaze all day wike a cow cuz Momma an' me r togefur most ob da time. Hur duz nod fink I wood wike da twice a day feedin' idea.

8)Oooops, missded da table scwaps question...If dere r MEATZ, I ged hab sum, ob corse!! Yu kno' I r all about da MEATZ, dint yu??? My gud fwend Afwo Ken cameded up wif da fancy, schmancy spellin' ob dat werd!! Him r da kewlest cuz him r AFWO KEN!! (Dogster #261703- check him out!! Him hab da bestest bideos!!!)

9)Du yu hab a fabouwite colour??

I do nod fink I du  cuz I wuv E'VYFING an' E'VYPUP!!!

10) Du yu want yur fwends pud dis in dem diawies??

Onwy if dem hab time!! E'vypup an' peeple r CWAZEE bizzy, bud I du wike wearn 'bout my fwends cuz I wuv my fwends an' dat r meen YU!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOW an' OMD an' Oh,no... :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/634117</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 9 Nov 2009 07:22:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis weekend wuz WOTZ ob stuffs...wike fun an' 'citement an' hangin' out wif ufer pups an' be bwoomde ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis weekend wuz WOTZ ob stuffs...wike fun an' 'citement an' hangin' out wif ufer pups an' be bwoomded by Bob da bweeder...or wuz dat jus' a nitemare?
Da wurstest fing r dat my speshul fwend Izzy B. r bery sick an' no one kno' whut r wong an' hur bet not 'bailable 'til tumowwow. Fings cood nod be wurser fur hur Mama an' Papa an' hur bwofur, Ernie George. Hur an' hur fambly need WOTZ ob wuv an' pwayers wite now. Pweeze send sum wuv an' P.O.P. tu dem. Dis r BERY scawey an' dem need kno' dey r nod alone, 'kay?? Fanks, pup pals!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!!! OMD!!! OMD!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/633666</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 7 Nov 2009 06:10:48 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/633666</guid>
		<description>I jus' woggded on an' dere I wuz, a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day!!! Da funny fing r dat I r nod eben ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I jus' woggded on an' dere I wuz, a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day!!! Da funny fing r dat I r nod eben home!! I r at Bob's howse habbin' F-U-N wike yu wood nod bewiebe!! I r here fur da weekend while Momma an' Dadda r du stuff dey can nod du when I r home cuz Momma wefuses weave me home awone!! I be seeing dem nod dis day, bud mabbe nexx year or sumfing! I don' kno!!! So gwad I bwingded my waptop wif me tu Bob's howse!!
Dere r Scotties an' Westies all ober da pwace cuz Bob bweeds bof an' dey all wiv in da howse an' dere r eben PUPPIES!!! Ernie George an' Izzy's Mama wood go CWAZEE(ier-bol!!!) here!!!! Dere r cuteness on top ob cuteness on top ob cuteness!!!!! I be back on dis Dogster fing lader. We all goin' OUT TU PWAY now!!! Fank yu Dogster fur dis H-U-G-E honour!! I r bery, BERY habby an' 'cited tu be a Dogster Diawy Pick dis day!!! Bark wif yu wader, pup pals!!! I miss yu Momma an' Dadda!! See yu...wheneber!!! BOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I can du a twick!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/633023</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 4 Nov 2009 11:42:12 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>An' it r spectacuwar!! Momma kneels down an' holds hur handses up in fwont ob hur. Hur sez, bery exc ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ An' it r spectacuwar!! Momma kneels down an' holds hur handses up in fwont ob hur. Hur sez, bery excitedwy,"Whut r go on?? WHUT R GO ON???" If I choose tu co-opewate, I jump up an' down on my lil' back leggies an' tuch hur hands wif my paws an' hur sez, "Hi Five!! Gud werk, Zaidie-pup, gud werk!!!!" Dis talent - it r a gift...*duz da Westie strut intu da chitchen to score sum tweets *]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/632811</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 3 Nov 2009 12:55:35 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma jus' wememberded dat we wuz taggded wast week by sumpup whu r bery sweet an' tiny (we fink), b ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma jus' wememberded dat we wuz taggded wast week by sumpup whu r bery sweet an' tiny (we fink), bud we can NOD wemember whu taggded us..er.. me, I meen! So we bery sowwy fur take so wong du it, pup pal, whueber yu r!! Since we hab done dose questions before we r gonna du a wist ob fascinatin' stuffs 'bout me. I fink we hab barewy scwatchded da surbace. BOL!

1) My Gwampa r 86 years old. If yu switch dose numbers wound, yu ged 68. My Gwamma an' Gwampa (Momma's 'wents) r bof 68 years old! Small werld, huh???

2) I hab nod seen my speshul mail wady in a coupla years or weeks or sumfing, so dere hab been no tweets on top ob our mailbox :( 
Wast week, I sawded a mail wady, bud hur wuz NOD mine, so I did my big guy bark at hur. I must hab scareded hur off cuz dis week our mail delibery peeple r a man, bud frum da back him wook wike a wady. Him wood nod want kno' dat, I don' fink!!

3) My speshul cuzin Jack (5), whu r Sammy's lil' brother, hab been bery, BERY sick wif da H1N1 fwu-fing. Momma's sisther hab tu take him tu da hossible twice cuz him wuz so sick. Him needed be we-hydwated cuz him wuz frowin' up fur dayz.
 Him also habded a CT scan cuz him wuz tu dizzy tu walk an' da doctors wuz wurried 'bout bwain damage fwum da bad birus. Auntie Sandra habded carry him e'vywhere, eben go poddy. Da doctor sawded dat him habded a bery bad sinus infection an it wuz messin' wif him balance.
Now him r back tu skool eben, bud him still wants us tu send him ged well cards cuz him wuvvded dat part!! I sended one tu him an' I pud so much wuv in dat card, it gedded ripded in 2 by my bery sharp teef! Ooops..

4) I weally wuv bacon an' DA MEATS...jus' case yu dint kno'. 

5) My WOUDEST an' squeakiest toy r my gween Kitty Cuz. Wite now it r my fabouwitest!! Imagine da odds ob dat habbenin'! BOL!!

Dat r it fur now. If yu wanna be taggded, yu r taggded by me, Z-pup!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Where r da nexx Z.A. meetin'?? Momma needs help :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/632613</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:28:58 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/632613</guid>
		<description>I r hopin' find a Zeawies 'nonymus meetin' sumwhere near here. Momma hab gone down-da-hill bery fast ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r hopin' find a Zeawies 'nonymus meetin' sumwhere near here. Momma hab gone down-da-hill bery fast. Hur buyded 100 a week ago an' we all kno' dat when yu buy 100 yu ged 20 bonus zeawies fur a gwand total ob 120. Hur habs 1 weft.
I hab been keepin' hur bizzy down here in da wivin' woom/chitchin awea, wing, WING, WINGIN' dose Poochie Bells ob mine e'vy 5 seconds or decades so hur can nod go upstairs tu ged hur wallet-fing. I r geddin' bery tired an' it r wainin' an' dark out an' dere r nuffin weft fur poddyin. I gib up. Dadda r be home next week or lader or sumfing, bud I don' fink I r gonna wast 'til den. I so tired, I seein' fumbs on my paw-paws.
Oh, no!! Now hur want tu take me out an' I dint wing dose Poochie Bells. "Momma, can yu heer me??? Dis r me, Zaidie, yur puppity-pup!! How 'bout we turn off da 'puter fur now, 'kay?? I fink boff ob yu need hab a west. Dere yu go. Gud werk, Momma. Now come ober here an' snuggle wif me, kay?? Gud Momma...: O !!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>We r gonna fite dis witer's bwock-fing!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/632329</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 1 Nov 2009 10:16:14 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/632329</guid>
		<description>Dis day we be goin' tu Gwampa's howse fur cewebwate him 86th birfday. It wuz on Wednesday, bud we ex ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis day we be goin' tu Gwampa's howse fur cewebwate him 86th birfday. It wuz on Wednesday, bud we extendin' da cewebwation. I fink once yu r dat old, yu deserbe tu pardy fur more dan one day!
We takin' him fabouwite bottle ob wine, him fabouwite dinner - salmon steaks an' tiny, woasted 'tatoes an' gween beens (hope I ged sum dose - wuv dem!! Wuv salmon, tu!! Wow! I r gonna be go cwazee!!) an' sum salad an' him fabouwite kinda bwead AN' Momma's bery famus cawwot cake wif six pounds (or sumfing) ob da cweem cheese icin'!!! 
I r goin' cwazee wite now cuz Dadda r oudside du stuff an' Momma r messin' wound wif da budder an' da cweem cheez fur make da icing!!! CWEEM CHEEZ!!!! It r da nu MEATS!!! Jus' kiddin' :)
I need make a dogfession...Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, were nod home fur da Howlween wast nite. We wuz in da Toronto cuz Dadda 'cided Momma dint need any more stwess, so hur wented shoppin'. Earlier in da week hur madeded up tweet bags fur da 7 kids in our nayberhood dat we kno'. Dose bags wuz filled wif FULL-SIZE tweets an' eben stuff tu dwink an' fwashin' punkin neckwaces fur da kids wear on da Howlween nite!!!! Dadda an' I dewivered dem on Wednesday nite when we went out fur our walk. Dadda tellded Momma dat, eben before da doors wuz opended, him cood heer da kids say,"It's Zaidie!! It's ZAIDIE!!!!!" I got WOTZA wuv n' stuff dat nite!!
I need go help Momma wif da cweem cheez now. I hope e'vypup an' dere peeples habded fun wast nite. I heerded dat poor Hershey habded onwy 2 kids come tu him door fur tweets!! Dat r sad :(
Hab a gwate Dogster day an' du NOD ead any choklit, eben if yu find it wyin' awound, 'kay???...Izzy??? Gud doggies :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I hab da witer's block dis day...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/631507</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:07:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/631507</guid>
		<description>I wated til now tu wite cuz dat giveded me da HOLE day fink ob sumfing. Dint werk. It wained. I went ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wated til now tu wite cuz dat giveded me da HOLE day fink ob sumfing. Dint werk. It wained. I wented fur 2 walks. I ate sum fuds. I habded naps. I did zoomies oud on da deck when it wuzn't wainin. My paws gotted wiped A LOT. Mabbe dis be a gud time fur me tu help out my fwends, Charley an' Chloe.
Dey wiv in Arkansas wif dere Momma. Dey r bery cute an sweet an BERY polite. Dere Momma wuvs dem tu peeces an`wood du anyfing fur dem. Hur r a bery nice peeple.
Hur hab entered dem in a foto contest fur a wadio station an it wood be BERY kewl if dey cood win cuz da pwizes r stuffs dey cood use wike da fuds an da bwoomin session( grrrr...Oooops! ) an I.D. chip an money fur bisit da bet (grrrrrrrr......Momma, I can nod help it!)If dey winnded, it be PAWSUM fur dem!!!
As yu kno, my Momma r nod puter literate much. Hur wishes hur cood put up a wink, so yu cood go bote fur dem, bud hur nod kno how. If yu wood like tu help Charley an Chloe win, please go tu www.thefox1049.com/an bote fur da foto ob Charley an Chloe tugefur, dwessed as Danny an Sandy fwum da moobie Grease - yu can nod miss it!!!!!!! Dey r SOOOOOOOOO cute!!!!!!!! Fanks, evypup an dere peeples!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ohhh, dis r nod gud...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/630884</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:04:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/630884</guid>
		<description>Bweakin' Nues : we wegwet tu inform yu dat da &quot;Win a twip tu bisit wif Zaidie-pup at him howse&quot; has  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Bweakin' Nues : we wegwet tu inform yu dat da "Win a twip tu bisit wif Zaidie-pup at him howse" has beended cancellded due tu...wotza big trubbles. Da fwaud dibision ob da R.C.M.P. hab callded an inbestigation intu da  'ccountin' pwactises ob da Wookit-all-dose-moneys an' Sons "ccounting firm whu were in charge ob da botin' in da Zaidie contest. Dose r sum bad 'ccountants!! Bery bad!!
Anyway, da contest be ober an' we wegwet any inconbenience dis may hab caused yu. Yu can go back tu yur zoomies an' stuffs yu wuz duin'  'fore yu wuz  'rrupted by dis 'nnouncement]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yes, we hab no zealies!! (tu be sung tu da tune ob &quot;Yes, we hab no bananas!&quot;)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/630399</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:25:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Okay, e'vypup!! Momma an' me wunnded out ob Zealies nod dis day, bud yes'day!! We r gonna hab a cont ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Okay, e'vypup!! Momma an' me wunnded out ob Zealies nod dis day, bud yes'day!! We r gonna hab a contest tu see if yu can guess how long Momma can hold out  'fore hur absowutely MUST ged more. Da winner will weceibe an all 'spences paid twip fur bisit ME, Zaidie, at my howse!! We go fur walks, we hab tweets, we go down tu da wiber an' eat goose poop, we go fur woad twips (an' if yu nod tu big, we can share my way kewl carbed/seat fingy!!), we sweep on da big bed, we wake my Momma up at 3am fur go out an' poddy or jus' mess awound owtside. We can go tu Bark an' Fitz an' buy E'VY TOY WE SEE. We can go to PetSmart an' waff at da doggies whu be twyin' on cwothes an' du run-by poddyin' an' blame uver doggies!! Aftur we ged kickded outa PetSmart, we go tu my bestest doggie beach cuz it r fun eben when it r nod summer!! We go tu 'Donald's an' hab ice cweem an' mabbe a fwy or ten!! We du zoomies ' an' 'wound an' 'wound my howse an' make Momma waff an' waff an' waff - I wuv du dat!! We can take Momma fur walks an' hab hur wunder why hur EBER wanted ged a doggie!! Dadda will take us fur walks, tu, bud dey nod as much fun. We need behabe wif him. We go bisit my Gwampa an' clean up da kitchen floor fur him (him a lil' bit sloppy) an' sniff awound him big backyard. Den we go tu my Gwandpawents pwace an' yu ged meet my big cuzin, Woody. Him r 14 1/2 yearz old!! If yu a gurl pup, Gwamma will call yu a boy an' bice bersa. It r da TWIP OB A WIFETIME, pup pals an' I hope YU win!!

Will my Momma buy more Zealies in 
a) 5 hours?
                                                                            b) 5 nanoseconds?
                                                                            c) 5 monfs?
                                                                            d) 5 decades?
                                                                            e) 5 zoomies 'wound da howse?

Weave yur guesses in da comments, pup pals!! Gud wuck!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fanks, Saphira!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/630259</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:29:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My clicky-button-widget-fingy fur da Coowest Pet picfur contest r up an' werkin' on my page!!! Saphi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My clicky-button-widget-fingy fur da Coowest Pet picfur contest r up an' werkin' on my page!!! Saphira sended step-by-step infructions on how du it. WE DID IT!!! Okay, Dadda did most ob it, bud, anyway, fank you so bery, bery much fur help us wif dat, sweet Saphira-gurl!! Yu W-O-C-K!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hur did it!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/629826</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:56:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Aftur awotta sweat an' almost sum tears an' sum werds dat my widdle ears shood nod hab hurd, Momma e ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Aftur awotta sweat an' almost sum tears an' sum werds dat my widdle ears shood nod hab hurd, Momma entered me in da Coolest Dogs an' Cats Photo contest. Dere r 'spposed be sumfing on my page dat da peeples can click tu ged tu da contest, bud we don' see it an' an' we don' kno' how find it. All I can say is dis : if yu wanna bote fur me, Zaidie, dat be gwate. Fanks bery much. Now I need go nite-nite cuz I r bery sweepy an' Momma r QNT - dat r one level up frum da PMS. Wook out!! BOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>#@$%$^$&amp;^%</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/629310</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:05:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma r twy add nu photos an' it r NOD WERK!! Hur hab decided tu stop twyin' 'fore hur frow da 'pute ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma r twy add nu photos an' it r NOD WERK!! Hur hab decided tu stop twyin' 'fore hur frow da 'puter off da deck! Dat wood make Dadda nod bery habby.
In uver nues, da skwerls hab taken ober outside. Dey r panic-stwicken cuz dem fink winter r almost here an' dem need find nuts an' stuff tu store in dere nests. We hab a chestnut twee in our backyard. It r MY twee, bud da skwerls keep taking MY chestnuts an' twy hidin' dem in bery silly pwaces...wike on a chair on da deck. BOL!! Gud one, skwerl!! Or on one ob Dadda's car bumpers. BOL BOL BOL!!! Yeah, dat'll werk!!!
Dey hab also been diggin' in my poddy area tu twy hide sum dere, buds I fink I scared dem off. I must smell BERY mean an 'bicious tu dem!! Dis r GWATE!! I r a tewwifying tewwier BOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HALP!! HALP!! HALP!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/628642</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 09:58:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Pwease halp!! I r bein' held pwisoner in my cwate!! When I r wockded in wike dis, it r nod a cwubhow ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pwease halp!! I r bein' held pwisoner in my cwate!! When I r wockded in wike dis, it r nod a cwubhowse an' it r NOD FUN!! Fortumatewy, I hab my waptop wif me.
Dadda r cweanin' da furnitures wif sum big, wet, noisy 'quipment. Dis r habbenin' cuz I peed on da couch nod dis day.
I hab NEBER, EBER dun dat before an' we hopin' it r nod habben again. PLUS - I be geddin' a baff dis day...I don fink it cood ged any worser dan dat. Well, it cood bud we nod goin' dere...'kay??
Momma sez dis cood all be aboided if Dadda wood jus' agwee tu her idea ob da leather furniture. Dey hab habbded dis stuff since dey were furst mawwied an' hur r SICK ob it, so, in pwotest, hur r nod helpin' at all. Mabbe if I keep peein' on da stuff, Dadda will change him BERY STUBBORN MIND!!!  Any uver adbice wood be 'ppreciated.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Taggded by dat sweet gurl, Saphira!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/628468</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:13:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yes, I wuz taggded by Saphira!! Hur r a BERY pwetty long-haired GSD who wives in da Ohio. Hur jus ge ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yes, I wuz taggded by Saphira!! Hur r a BERY pwetty long-haired GSD who wives in da Ohio. Hur jus gedded back on dis Dogster-fingy aftur bein' off it while hur bery smart Gwampa fixded hur 'puter. Hur wuz goned fur 'bout 10 yearz.
Anyfur, I r 'spposed tu list my 5 fabouritest fings 'bout da Fall-times/Hallowe'en..Hmmmm, dis nod tu tuff!

1) Skwerls!!! SKWERLS!!!!! S-K-W-E-R-L-S!!!!!!!!!! Dey r E'VYWHERE an' dey make me CWAZEE!!! Dey be oud on my deck..MY DECK!!! Momma  nod alwayz co-opewate wif me an' wet me oud dere tu chase dem, so I FWEAK OUT in da howse!! Gud times...

2)It nod hod oud!! I can go fur bery wong walks an' I don' ged all hod an' sticky.

3)Fanksgibbin'!! We jus' habded dat in da Canadia wast weekend. Dere wuz turkey an' ham an' shwimps an' cheez an' 'tatoes an' all kinza gud fuds, 'speshully over on da floor in fwont ob da couch, bud I r nod 'llowed tu say whu sitted dere.

4) I W-U-V DA KIDS!!! On Hallowe'en dere r gonna be WOTZA kids comin' tu our howse - don' kno' why, bud I wuv it..Momma finks I W-U-V da kids so much cuz 2 ob Bob's gwandkids wived wif  Bob while I wivved wif Bob 'fore I went wive wif Momma an' Dadda!! We all pwayded tugefur cuz we all wiveded tugefur. No cwates or kennels fur Bob's pubbies. FUN???WOW!!!!

5)Da snow r comin'!!!!!! Need I say more??? Dint fink so!!!

If yu wanna pway Saphira's "Fall-times/Hallowe'en-Stuffs-yu-wike" game, yu kno' whut du!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HALP!! I HAB BEENDED TAGGDED!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/628049</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:40:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>BOL!!! Bud it nod scawey. It r FUN. My fwend Wucy da beagle frum  Puerto Wico tagged me wif da 10 qu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ BOL!!! Bud it nod scawey. It r FUN. My fwend Wucy da beagle frum  Puerto Wico tagged me wif da 10 questions game. Since I hab dun dat twice awweady, I r gonna ask me, Zaidie, 10 new questions. Hope dat r okay wif e'vypup.

1) Whut r yur Momma an' Dadda's names??
      - Dey r callded Momma an' Dadda. BOL!! Dey r Wendy an' John.

2) Where r yur fabourite pwace tu sweep?

      - I wike sweep on Momma's pillow, so dere r no woom fur hur head! BOL!!

3)  How du yu hab fun when dere r nuffin du??

      - One werd - ZOOMIES !!!

4)Du yu watch teebee?

    - when I r weft awone, Momma weaves da teebee on Animal Pwanet. Howeber, if da animals r killin' each uver or stuff wike dat, her puts teebee on cartoon channel. I bery sensitibe...BOL!!

5) Whut r yur fabouwite part ob dis Dogster fingy???

     - I W-U-V make nu fwends!! Momma r bery shy, so hur need me, Zaidie, help hur wif dis kinda stuffs. 

6) Whut r yur fabouwite moobie??

    - If yu pwomise tu NOD waff a' me, I tell yu.. Weady?? It r 'Da Way We Were' wif Wobert Wedford. HEY!! I sayded no waffin'!!!

7) Whut r yur fabouwite musix???

    - I wuv da '80s alternatibe stuff an' I wike da cwassic wock wike Wed Zeppewin an' da Wollin' Stones an' da Whu an' stuff. Yu shood see my pod-pod!! 

8) Whut is yur fabouwite woad twip???

    -I W-U-V go tu my bestest doggie beach at da Pinery Provincial Park neer da Gwand Bend, Ontario. Summer - ged here fast, pwease!!

9) Whut fuds r yu eatin' dese days?

   -Dese days I be eating mostly Halo. It r gwain-fwee an' I seem tu wike it a lot bedder dan Orijen. I r scwatchin' no more AN' a widdle wess dan I wuz so we pwetty shur da itchies r nod fuds-rewated. 

10) If yu cood be ANYFING yu want fur da Hallowe'en, whut/whu wood yu be???

   -I jus' be me, Zaidie. I wike be me. It r F-U-N!!  

Dat r it, pup pals!! If yu wanna be taggded, I tag yu -yu're it!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!! I r SOOOOO behind on dis Dogster stuff!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/627490</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:07:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma wood rafer stay home dis day an`wet me ged catched up on my Dogster stuff. I owe Geordie a not ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma wood rafer stay home dis day an`wet me ged catched up on my Dogster stuff. I owe Geordie a note; I owe Shiloh answers tu him questions etc... Momma r nod a gud multi-tasker.
 Bud we r go tu my Gwamma an Gwampa`s pwace fur Fanksgibbin`wif dem (eben doe dey wuz  here on Sadurday, Momma has weminded me, Zaidie, elebenty-seben times) an`wif Momma`s gwandparents. Dey my Gwate-gwandpawents an`dey r O-L-D  AN dey wuv me, Zaidie!!
I r gonna see my pup cuzin, Woody!! I hope he nod bark or gwowl at me. We hab nod seen each uver in `bout tweeny yearz or sumfing. I ged tu WUN WIKE DA WIND in Woody`s fenced backyard!!!
Momma habded a BAD dreem wast nite dat I gotted WOST!! An dey neber founded me....til hur wakeded up an dere I wuz!!!! Hur r kinda on da ceilin`dis day. Tu much Fanksgibbin`, I fink... Bark wif yu wader, pup pals!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Still more fascinatin' stuffs 'bout me, Zaidie</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/626829</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 9 Oct 2009 12:03:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Nod dis day, bud yes'day, I got taggded by a bery cute gurl-pup nameded Sweetie. I r 'spposed tu wit ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Nod dis day, bud yes'day, I got taggded by a bery cute gurl-pup nameded Sweetie. I r 'spposed tu wite down seben facts, bud I r habbin' tuff time finkin' ob stuffs I hab nod alweady tellded yu, my pup pals, so I r aimin' fur 5. If I r on a woll, mabbe I fink ob seben.

1) I weally wuv cooked gween beans.

2) When I furst cameded wiv here, Zaidie's pwace, sum pup chewded a hole awong da bottom ob da couch. We still don' kno whu did it, bud wike O.J. Simpson, I will NOD STOP LOOKIN' fur dis bad pup fur da west ob my wife.

3) Dere r a diwect correlation 'tween how nasty da weafer r outside an' how often I wing dose Poochie Bells ob mine.

4) Momma finks I chase skwerls in my dweems, cuz I make da same cute, widdle wimperin' noises while I sweepin dat I du when I r 'wakeded up an' dose barmints r out on MY deck!! At weast dis year we nod feedin' dem.

5) Boff my Gwampas r 'ccountants. Dey gud at coundin' stuffs.

Dat r it fur dis day. I need help Momma in da kitchen by bein' wite unner hur feets!!

*If yu wead dis, consider yuself taggded...bud onwy if yu wanna du it, 'kay?? *]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A Badge fur da Cwazee Momma Cwub!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/626432</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 7 Oct 2009 18:17:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Cwazee Momma Club Badge 

Hope dis werks!! Flicka's Mom, Pam, maded dis badge fur da Cwazee Momma  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site  onClick="alert('Dogster Alert: You are about to visit an outside link that was submitted by this pet owner.');" href="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff141/Snowdrops10/Scrapbook%20Pics/CMCBadgesm.jpg">Cwazee Momma Club Badge</a> 

Hope dis werks!! Flicka's Mom, Pam, maded dis badge fur da Cwazee Momma Club. If I did it pwoperly, yu can click on it an' see it !!! It r TU CUTE!! Fanks, Flicka's Mom, Pam!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Stuffs Momma sez dat make me CWAZY!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/626074</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 6 Oct 2009 12:09:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I fink dis entwy r self-expwanatowy. 

1) &quot;It's just a squirrel.&quot; Dis make my bwood BOIL!!! I kno  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I fink dis entwy r self-expwanatowy. 

1) "It's just a squirrel." Dis make my bwood BOIL!!! I kno whut it r ,  bud du I eber say, "It's jus' a purse, Momma." ????? 

2)"But you just went out!!" Yes, I did jus' go out, bud now I need go poddy.

3)"Zaidie, quiet!!!  'Cuse me, Momma??? Wast time I checkded, I wuz a doggie. Newsfwash : WE BARK!!

4) "Not everyone wants to say hello to you." How yu kno dis, Momma??? Yu ask dem??

5)"Do we have to sniff EVERYTHING?????" Well, I don' kno' 'bout yu, Momma, bud I du. 

6) "Why do you eat EVERYTHING???" Cuz it mite be fuds, Momma an' since yu an' Dadda choose tu STARVE me, I hab no choice.

7) How did you get to be so cute??? I don' kno, Momma. I jus' don' kno!!! PWEASE STOP!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>We did it!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/625403</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 3 Oct 2009 10:32:50 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/625403</guid>
		<description>Dadda helpded, bud my nu picfurs r up!! Tu see dem all, go tu my DogsterPlus photo album, page 1. De ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dadda helpded, bud my nu picfurs r up!! Tu see dem all, go tu my DogsterPlus photo album, page 1. Dey all dere!! Momma needz a dwink. "Here, Momma, twy sum ob my Sour Dog Whiskey! It r bery tasty!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis r nod gud...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/625304</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 2 Oct 2009 21:18:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/625304</guid>
		<description>Momma r twyin' pud my nu photos up, bud dis 'puter r nod co-opewatin' an' Dadda hab alweady gone nit ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma r twyin' pud my nu photos up, bud dis 'puter r nod co-opewatin' an' Dadda hab alweady gone nite-nite. Her r bery upset AN' her habs a headache, so her will twy again tumowwow. "E'vyfing be OK, Momma...Yu jus' tu tired be duin' dis now. Wet's go nite-nite.." zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It gud tu be me, Zaidie, dis week!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/625168</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 2 Oct 2009 11:40:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/625168</guid>
		<description>WOW! Furst I habded da highest score in da Top Tewwiers Twivia contest fur September. Den, I godded  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WOW! Furst I habded da highest score in da Top Tewwiers Twivia contest fur September. Den, I godded 2 packages in da mail on da same day frum Dogster fwends!!! Can yu bewiebe it???
Rudy an' Izzy (Mini Mischief - dey so sweet!) frum St. John's, Newfoundland sended me a package ob Banana Blooberry Biscotti fur doggies!! Dere Mommy madeded it!!! Bud Rudy an' Izzy guarded her while her pickded da blooberries, so, weally, dey madeded it!! Dem woted a letter tu me an' dey sended a picfur ob dem, pwayin' cards. Da  picfur r up on da fwidge where onwy da most 'portantest stuff r 'llowed!!
    Da blooberry biscotti r 'LICIOUS!!! Momma knos dat I wuv it cuz when her gib me a peece, I pwance awound an' play bow at it!! BOL!! Yeah, silly, bud dat r jus' da way I woll!!! I W-U-V IT an' I wuv YU, wadies!! FANKS!!
    Da second package wuz dewibered by a Fed Ex man. Him gave me 'ttenshuns while Momma signded fur da package!! It wuz frum Izzy an' Ernie George ob da Mound, Minnesnowdahs!! Dey madeded a card fur me; dey sended a Bully Stick fur me twy out; dere wuz a book fur Momma; sum Hallowe'en toys fur me dat I wuvvded frum da moment I saw dem an' I r nod eben scareded ob da waffin' skull!?!? Momma sez I r fearless, whuteber dat r...An' dere were sum neat, kewl stuffs frum da Erniepawooza/Scottie wescue picnic. Momma an' me, Zaidie, wuv e'vyfing an' e'vypup an' dere peeples fur be so nice at us!! Fank yu fur be my fwends!! We wuv yu!!!
P.S. Momma put da picfurs up soon!! Dis nu camera r nod behabin' itself..bad camera, bad!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I got taggded!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/624712</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:18:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dat sweet widdle gurl pup, Dubs, taggded me nod dis day, bud yes'day. I 'cided dat since I wuz taggd ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dat sweet widdle gurl pup, Dubs, taggded me nod dis day, bud yes'day. I 'cided dat since I wuz taggded wif da same questions wecentwy by Saphira (who r also bery sweet, but her r nod widdle!), I wood ask me, Zaidie, new questions. Here I go...

1) Are yu yur pawwents furst pet?
     No, I r nod. Momma an' Dadda alwayz habded a tank fillded wif fishes, bud once dey all went to da Wainbow Bwidge, Momma an' Dadda 'cided tu take a bweak frum da fishes an' takeded da tank apart.
     Until Nobember 15th 2003, dey habded a wuffly, fwuffy Maine Coon kitty. Him name wuz Toby. He wuz 14 1/2 years old when him dieded. Him hab beended bery sick an' aftur twyin' WOTZA stuff tu help him feel bedder, da bet helped dem 'cide it wuz time fur Tobe-Tobe (dat wuz jus' one ob da many nicknames him habded) tu be pain-fwee at da Wainbow Bridge. Momma wuz wreckded fur a wong time an' her habded NO INTENTION ob eber geddin' anuver pet. 4 1/2 yearz or seconds or sumfing lader, I founded dem and I askded, "Yu pwease be my Momma an' Dadda???? I will wuv yu FUREBER an' we will hab WOTZA F-U-N!!" Dem sayded,"Okay, widdle, white pup, yu come wive wif us. We hab no peeple kids, bud we r Godpawents tu Momma's sister's childrens. A puppy wood compwete our fambly." An' dat r da stowy ob how it all starded!!    Wow, I r chatty dis day...

2) Du yu hab any doggie cuzins??
      Yes, I hab 2. Furst dere r Woody. Him r a mixture pup an' him r 14 1/2 yearz old. Him wive wif Gwamma an' Gwampa. Him r geddin' tu wike me more e'vy time we r togefur, kind of!
Momma's brofer habs a daiwy farm in da Ottawa Balley. Him habs a wife an' twu boys an' dey hab a Golden Wab nameded Buddy. Him r 2 an' him getz tu wun awound WIFOUT HIM WEASH all day wong. He r BERY 'bedient an' him keep my Uncle Scott company all day on da farm when e'vyone r at werk/skool. Him r 'lloweded tu woll in ANYFING him want an' go 'splorin' an' stuff. ..I neber hab any fun :(

3)Are yu borded wif me, Zaidie, yet???

4)Do yu hab a middle name??
     Yes.
     Do yu mind tellin' us whut it r??
     Yes. I du mind, bud I tell yu - it r Levi, bud I pwonowce it, "Webi", cuz dat r how I woll!!! 

5) Wast one...Whut r yur fabourite nappin' spot in yur howse?
     Dis r nod hard!!! I wuv it when Momma make me a pwace on da couch. Her pud a cushion down fwat against da arm ob da couch and her cuber it wif a cozy bwankie. I snuggle in 'tween da cushion an da arm. It r bery comfy an' cozy!! Dadda finks I hab Momma wapped awound my widdle paw-paw. I fink him r wite!!!

Dat r it fur now!! Fanks fur weadin' 'bout me, Zaidie!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Part 2 ob Oooops! (Dis r da borin' part)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/624609</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:39:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma duz nod fink hur eber weally 'splained 'bout da wesults ob all da bwood werk dat da bet orderd ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma duz nod fink hur eber weally 'splained 'bout da wesults ob all da bwood werk dat da bet orderded way back in June when we first starded deawin' wif da itchies. Da wesults showded dat I r 'llergic tu: 1) kitties (No, we r nod kiddin') an' 2) Brewer's yeast
We messded awound wif fuds an' stewoids wike Pwednisone an' stuff, bud nuffin changeded. Now we twyin' sumfing callded Revolution which r for ticks an' fwees an' TINY BUGS UNDER YUR SKINS. Dis r whut da bet finks we r dealin' wif. So far, I r still scwatchin', bud I still hab 2 more doses ob Revolution tu go. Dey r once e'bry 3 weeks. We r hopin' dat it will werk, but we still pwan tu see da skin dogtor bet at da U ob Guelph which r 'bout 20 yearz or minutes frum where we wive.
Momma still wants me tu eat gwain-fwee cuz allergies can stard at any time. Dis r nod bery entertainin' bud it r da way it is :) Wuv yu guyz!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oooops!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/624520</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:23:26 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wast nite my gud fwend Doodle weminded me dat I neber weally tellded anypup whut habben a coupla wee ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wast nite my gud fwend Doodle weminded me dat I neber weally tellded anypup whut habben a coupla weeks ago when I askded all yu pups fur help deciferin' whut I thot I hearded Momma say : dat we were buyin' Dadda a Corbette or we wuz takin' a pwibate jet etc...'Member dat??? 'Member Zoe finked dat mabbe I be goin' bwunette??? BOL!!! Her so cute an' funny!! 
Well, it ended up dat we wuz goin' tu DA BET cuz ob my itchies. Da bet sayded "Well, since da Predisone r du NUFFIN, stop dat an' I will wefer yu tu da cwinic at Bet College at da Unibersity of Guelph fur see a dermaloltaloajogist" (or sumfing wike dat). Dat 'ppointment r nod 'til December 9th, bud I be ok. Da bet wuz amazeded dat dere were no wed spots or wesions on my tiny pink skin frum all da scwatchin' I du. Her sayded dat r gud, bud we still need figure out whut r go on!!
So Momma r still twyin' find sum gwain-fwee fuds dat I weally, WEALLY wike. Orijen (da beef kind an' da chiggen/fish kind) r ok, bud I r nod CWAZY 'bout dem. Her r now finkin' bout twy da kind callded Halo. Hab anypup twieded dat kinda fud?? We be buyin' dat dis week. Momma wants me tu W-U-V my fuds an' she will nod stop serchin' 'til her find sumfing fur hur sweet widdle guy - dat r me, Zaidie!! BOL!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Momma wood wike say sumfing dis day.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/624274</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:46:51 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>You know that you're spending too much time on Dogster when : you're in the grocery store, you check ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ You know that you're spending too much time on Dogster when : you're in the grocery store, you check your list and see that required items include "baff soap".]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pweeze come pway wif me!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/623821</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:29:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wanna come ober an' pway wif me, pup pals??? Yeah, all 705 ob yu!! It be GWATE!! Pweese come Zaidie' ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wanna come ober an' pway wif me, pup pals??? Yeah, all 705 ob yu!! It be GWATE!! Pweese come Zaidie's howse, 'kay??? I hab nuffin du.
Dadda r du painting in da howse. Dis r nod a bad fing wike when him du pwumbin'. Dis r OK, 'cept all da furniture r moveded awound an' dere r dwopcwofs ev'ywhere fur pwotect da stuff, wike my cwubhowse an' my toybox. 
Momma habs dat "Time fur a baff, Zaidie-pup" wook in her eyes.."Bud Momma!! It r wainin' out. I jus' ged dirty again." I don' fink her r wistenin' me, Zaidie.
Mabbe I du sum wists ob my top 5 fabourite stuffs tu pass da time.

    Zaidie's Top 5 Bestest Fuds        
1) da MEATS
                                                                   2) da bacon 
                                                                   3) da chiggen
                                                                   4) da steak
                                                                   5) da cheeze

     Zaidie's Top 5 Bestest Peeple     
1) Dadda
                                                                     2) Momma
                                                                     3)Gwampa
                                                                     4) Mail Wady
                                                                     5) non-UPS guy whu dewivers boxes

      Zaidie's Top 5 Bestest Pwaces    
1) my howse
                                                                      2) da doggie beach 
                                                                      3) Gwampa howse
                                                                      4) da ribber 
                                                                      5) whereber dere r meats

      Zaidie's Top 5 Bestest Toys        
 1) Kong ( fillded wif tweets)
                                                                      2) tennis balls
                                                                      3) yellow wader wubba     
                                                                      4) Scooby Doo soccer ball
                                                                      5) Kitty Cuz - him r W-O-U-D !!!

I fink dat r it fur now. Yu can still come pway wif me yu want, 'kay??]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wow, 'nonymus!! Yu da nicest pup, eber!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/623634</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:44:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>'Nonymus hab gibben me 2, count'em, 2 giffs wecentwy. Furst r da cutest hat eber. Momma sayded it r  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ 'Nonymus hab gibben me 2, count'em, 2 giffs wecentwy. Furst r da cutest hat eber. Momma sayded it r callded a Beanie an' it fitz wite 'tween my 2 widdle twiangle earses an' it wook bery "collegiate", whuteber dat r meanin'. Den he/her also giveded me a bowl dat neber, EBER wuns out ob fuds!! Yu ead it, it fill up 'gain, yu ead it, it fill up 'gain...wike magic or sumfing. It r wike him/her r weadin' my minds!! I W-U-V da fuds!! Whu knu??? 

Dis day r da 8th birfday ob my fabourite hooman gurl cuzzin, Sammy. Her name r also "Samantha Jane", bud her r onwy callded dat when her r in twubble. Momma wishes dat Sammy be 1 or 2 again so Momma cood gib her da tubbies an' wap her up in da towels an' pud baby wotion on her tiny baby body an' feed her an' take her shoppin' an' be so pwoud ob her when da peeples stop an' say,"Oh, her so cute!!" Den dey finkded dat Momma wuz Sammy's Momma, bud my Momma wood alwayz say,"No, I'm a very proud Auntie" an' den dey go off shoppin' an' Momma wood buyded 5 twillion dollars worf ob cwothes at da Baby Gap an' 2 monfs wader, Momma fwy tu da Minnesnowdahs an' du it all ober again. Momma miss dose days. 

Habby 8th Birfday, sweet Sammy gurl!!! Stop gwowin' up, pwease!! Dat r 'nuff!!

An' fank yu 'nonymus fur be nice me, Zaidie!! I wuv yu, whueber yu r , 'cept if yu r a kitty! BOL!!! Jus' kiddin' (bol!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dat Momma ob mine!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/622825</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:39:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I wuz jus' about tu set up a pool (nod da fwimmin' kind) fur see how long Momma cood surbibe wifout  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wuz jus' about tu set up a pool (nod da fwimmin' kind) fur see how long Momma cood surbibe wifout da zealies. Tu wate!!!! Feel bedder now, Momma?? Dat's gud."

I gotded sum wuv frum 'nonymus pup. I hab nod herd frum 'nonymus in monfs an' monfs an' I wuz kinda wurried 'boud him (or her). Did him hab a gud home?? Wuz dere 'nuff fuds an' fwesh wader?? Did him hab a cozy pwace fur sweep in him home?? Did him hab a bery kewl carseat/bed fingy dat keep him bery safe on da woad twips an' stuff an' wet him swetch oud an' sweep or sit an' wook oud da window??? Did him hab wotza toys an' balls an' stuffies an' at weast one weally woud Cuz?? Did him hab a bery warge wardrobe ob t-shirts an' coats an' fweaters an' coordinatin' collars an' weashes??? Wuz dere a pup carrier in da howse, simiwar tu a Baby Bjorn, bud fur pups in case da 'nonymus pup nod feel gud or hab a sore paw-paw or sumfing an' him Momma NEED go fur walk, so her can pud da pup in da carrier an' go, go wike da wind??? Wuz him weaded down da wong paff by dat Madoff jerk an' woseded all him moneys??? Well, I guess NOD, cuz him r back!!! Yay, 'nonymus!! Yu be back!! Yu nice guy or gurl or sumfing!! Fanks fur da wuv!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>YAY!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/622818</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:59:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>&quot;I winnded!!! I winnded!!! I winnded!!! I winnded!!! I winnded!!!&quot;
&quot;Uh, Zaidie-pup...You didn't 'wi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ "I winnded!!! I winnded!!! I winnded!!! I winnded!!! I winnded!!!"
"Uh, Zaidie-pup...You didn't 'winnded'. You got an Honourable Mention in the Top Terriers Beach Photo Contest."
"Bud, Momma, I godded a blue wibbon wosette cuz I winnded, wite?"
" No, you got a blue ribbon because the judges liked your photos, but they liked other photos, too. I think it was a very difficult choice for them, but we are very happy with an honourable mention and a blue ribbon, aren't we??"
"No, Momma, I wanted win da HOLE FING an' be a star an' hab a pawade an' a big MEAT AN' GWEET pawty fur all my pup pals!!"
"You spelled meet wrong."
"Not fur dis pawty, Momma!!!!!" BOL!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I gotted taggded by Saphira!! (well, it wuz a coupla dayz ago...)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/622596</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:37:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My bery sweet an' beeyoutiful girl pup pal, Saphira, taggded me wif dis quiz. I hab dun dis one befo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My bery sweet an' beeyoutiful girl pup pal, Saphira, taggded me wif dis quiz. I hab dun dis one before, but wotza my answers r diff'went now. I r a bery compwex guy, yu kno!! Here I go :

1) Whut colour is yur collar??
     - BOL!! Which one??? I hab 2 wed ones, one bery nice wed pwaid one, a bwoo an' gween argyle pwint one an' a wed an' gween an' bwoo pwaid one. All da pwaid ones r frum Up Country Collars (online) in Wode Island, U.S.A. Momma wuvs dere stuffs. 

2) Whut r yur fuds??
     - Wite now I be eatin' free kinds at once : Royal Canin Hypoallergenic, bud I almost finished dat kind; Orijen - it r gwain-free an' r 70% meat/poultry/fish an' 30% froots an' begetables an' Science Diet T/D -dis stuff gud fur yur teef an' I W-U-V it cuz it comes in big, wound chunks. Momma r still wesearchin' fuds fur me. Her thot I wood WUV Orijen, bud Momma can tell when I weally wuv sumfing an' I jus' fink Orijen r ok.

3) Whut r yur fabouwite tweets??
     - I wuv da big Science diet t/d nuggets anytime an' I also wuv da dehydwated chicken Momma can buy at most pet fud pwaces. I also wuv woasted sweet 'tatoes an' pwain cookded pumpkin (frum a can - NOD pie fillin'!!). Dat r gud fur da wuns or da constipationationisms.

4)Du yu hab a Bawentine or significant uver??
    - I can NOD answer dis question on da gwoundz dat I mite ged in BIG twubble cuz I mite weave sumpup out an' I don' want any gurlpup be mad at me, Zaidie!!

5)Du yu ged da table scwaps??
    - No, I don' ged dose, bud if da 'wents r habbin' chicken or da steak or sumfing wike dat, I hab a bit, tu, bud onwy if it nod tu spicy or salty or nod gud fur da doggies.

6)Whut r yur fabourite toy??
    -Dat r EZ!! I wuv da balls - tennis balls, soccer balls, whuteber yu got as long as it r a ball!! An' I WUV my kitty cuz CUZ him r bery gud fur gnawin' on an' him squeek BERY WOUD!! E'vy pup need hab a kitty cuz!!! Ged werkin' on yur 'wents 'bout dat, pup pals!! Wemember, it r a KITTY CUZ!!

7)When r yur birfday??
   - I r gonna be 2 on Nobember 22!! Ged weady tu PARDY yur hinders off!!!

8) How many times a day du yu eat??
   -Since Momma an' me, Zaidie, r togetfur most ob da time ("Oy vey", sez Momma) I kind ob gwaze all day. Since I WUV da fuds so much, Momma finks I wood wose my mind if I onwy gotted fed 2 times a day. Wite now I seem tu fink dat e'vytime I go poddy, I shood eat!! Momma r nod in agweement wif me, Zaidie, 'bout dis. I werk on her!!

9)Whut is yur fabouwite colour?? 
   - Whuteber colour da fuds I r eatin' at da time!!! BOL!!!

10)Wood yu wike yur pup pals du dis questionnaire-fingy in dere diawies, tu???
    -Shur, if dem want!!  

Du dis if yu an' yur typist-person r hab time fur du it. It r fun tu ged tu kno e'vypup bedder!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie eats cat poop, e'vypup.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/622105</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:23:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Zaidie's Momma here and I am TOTALLY disgusted with this behaviour. I thought that if I were to emba ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Zaidie's Momma here and I am TOTALLY disgusted with this behaviour. I thought that if I were to embarrass Mr. Zaidie Levi by announcing to his friends that he STILL does this (and his middle name!!), he might consider stopping. Our vet suggested buying some wolf urine (?) to harmlessly keep the cats away, so we're going to try to find some. Our only 'Wolf  Urine is Us' store closed recently, so I guess Zaidie's Dadda  and I will try a garden/farm supply place and see if  they have any in stock. If not, maybe they could suggest something else. 
Our vet was pretty grossed out when she heard that Zaidie STILL eats cat poop and I had to say,"Well, it's not like we're offering it to him in his food bowl!!"

Hey, Momma!! Whut yu duin' in my diawy?? Momma! HEY-DIS R NOT NICE!! Momma, dis r my pwibate diawy an' only my pup pals r 'llowed  in!! I DO NOD EAT CAT POOP!! I WEALLY DONT!!! Dis r outwageous!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>*Facts an' Stuffs 'bout Zaidie*</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/621910</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:53:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I thot dat since I r a diawy pick dis day an' dere mite be nu pups weadin' dis entwy, I shood frow o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I thot dat since I r a diawy pick dis day an' dere mite be nu pups weadin' dis entwy, I shood frow out a few intewestin' stuffs 'bout me, Zaidie. Enjoy at yur weisure!

1) If yu sneeze or eben sound wike yu r gonna sneeze, I will stop whut I r duing and make sure dat yu r OK. If I r sweepin', I will wake up an' chek. If I r in anuver woom, I will come wunnin' tu chek on yu.

2) I weigh 17.3 poundses.

3) My spellin' an' gwammar r 'trocious!!

4) Our mail deliberwy person (a bery nice wady nameded Sara) leaves a tweet on top ob our mailbox FUR ME, ZAIDIE, e'vyday. If her wuns outa tweets, her wite a note an' say,"Sowwy. I wunnded outa tweets! I ged more!!" 
Now e'vytime I come up da steps an' ontu da fwont porch aftur go poddy or be on woad twip or go fur walk, I stop an' wook up at our mailbox, as if tu say,"Where r my tweet? Dere r da mailbox!!"

5) I shwed wettuce wike I shwed papers. Momma alwayz gibs me a peece ob wettuce an' her fink," Mabbe dis time he r gonna ead it," bud I neber du dat. 

6) Howeber, I du enjoy da gween an' yello beans an' da woasted sweet 'tatoes.

7) When I ged da itchies, Momma pick me up an' her massages me where I r itchy. It feels G-U-D!! I jus' starded sum nu stuffs callded,"Revolution". It r med'cin dat geds pud on my tiny pink skin where I can't weach it (wike da back ob my neck). It soak intu my skins an' (we hope) getz wid ob dose tiny itchy fings cuz dey makin' me CWAZY!!

8) Gwampa habses bunnies in him yard!!!!! I nod 'llowed tu chase dem, doe, cuz I r neber off-weash cuz I wood WUN WIKE DA WIND!!!

9) I wuv dis Dogster pwace an' I wish Momma wood wern how du da fotoshop so her can du funny stuffs! Her r werkin' on it.

10) My kitty Cuz is my fabouritest  AN' my W-O-U-D-E-S-T  toy!! Imagine dat!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD!!! Dis r GWATE!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/621797</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:31:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I hab nod been a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day in fousands ob years!!!!!! I r SOOOO bery, BERY 'cited ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I hab nod been a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day in fousands ob years!!!!!! I r SOOOO bery, BERY 'cited!! Fanks Dogster fur make dis habben fur me, Zaidie!! I wuv all ob yu!!
Dis day Momma hab go tu da dentist, so I be in charge ob da howse an' da fuds an' da tweets while her gone. Unfortumatewy, I r nod 'llowed be on da 'puter while her nod home cuz ob "da incident", so I bark wif yu lader, pup pals.
OMD! I heer da pupparazzi gaferin' out on my stweet alweady. Da cops r wate settin' up da barricades 'gain. Gud wuck geddin' outa da howse, Momma!! BOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Okay, okay, okay...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/621422</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:00:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yes, dis day we be goin' tu da bet. I r aksually kinda gwad 'bout it cuz I hab habded a bery itchy s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yes, dis day we be goin' tu da bet. I r aksually kinda gwad 'bout it cuz I hab habded a bery itchy summer an' we need figur out whut r go on.
Back in June, 'bout 2 fousand monfs ago, we went tu da bet an' her put me on sum kinda steroid an' all I cood eat fur 2 monfs wuz dis hypoallergenic stuff. Plus da bet takeded wotta bwood an' sended it tu da doggie bwood wab. Dey wookded at my bwood - dey sayded,"Dis bwood r SO cute!!" bol...jus' kiddin'! 
Ebentually, da wesults cameded back an' we wearnded dat I r ....no waffin', pwease!!...'llergic tu brewer's yeast AN' cats. Yes, I r 'llergic tu da kitties. I hab been twyin' keep dis a secwet cuz it r jus' TU siwwy an' I don want any kitties out dere finkin' I r skeerded ob dem jus' cuz I r 'llergic!!! CUZ I R NOD!!!!!
Anyway, wecentwy da scwatchin' god worser so da bet pud me on a diffwent kinda sterwoid, bud it hab dun NUFFIN'. Now her finks da itchiness is cuz dere r sumfing under my skin an' I want whuteber it is tu ged out!! NOW!! Dis day she scwape off sum skin or sumfing an' Momma, Dadda, me, Zaidie an' da bet tawk 'bout stuff.
Momma feels bery bad cuz her wif me ALL DA TIME, day an' nite an' my scwatchin' r makin' her cwazy an' tired cuz no peeple or pup can sweep when I be scwatchin an' her r still wurried 'bout feedin' me da wong stuff an' makin' it all worser. Her wurries WOTZ 'bout me.
Gotta go now an' 'cide which collar I shood wear fur WOOK GUD FUR DA VET!!!!! Her nice wady an' her hab da gweatest tweets fur bery gud doggies wike me. Bark wif yu wader, pup pals!!

*Pupdate 'bout be at da bet* : We twyin' sumfing else fur da itchies now. Da bet finks since dere no lesions or stuff on my skin, mabbe it r sumfing under my skin. We shood kno in a few days if dis r da case. 
Howeber, her r also weferrin' me tu a pup dermatologist cuz she an' Momma an' Dadda WEALLY want kno whut r go on wif me.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nod dis day, bud...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/621313</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:06:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I need sum help, pup pals. Dis day Momma sayded, &quot;Tumowwow at 4pm, we be....blah  blah blah.&quot; Now I  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I need sum help, pup pals. Dis day Momma sayded, "Tumowwow at 4pm, we be....blah  blah blah." Now I can nod wemember whut her sayded. Du yu fink her sayded," we be buyin' waisinnettes"? 

                                                            or "we be buyin' Dadda a Corbette"? 

                                                            or " we be meetin' him at da hockey net"?
                                                                                                                                              
                                                             or "yu hab a 'ppointment wif da bet"?

                                                             or " we be buyin' a nu pet"?

                                                             or " we be takin' da pwibate jet"?

 I r bery confuseded. Whut yu fink???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>We hab WINNERS!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/621076</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:57:06 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I r pweased an' pwoud tu announce da winners in Zaidie's bersion of da Noun Hound game :
1) Fwannig ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I r pweased an' pwoud tu announce da winners in Zaidie's bersion of da Noun Hound game :
1) Fwannigan
                                                2)Geordie
                                                3)Zoe
                                                4)Dubs
                                                5)Austin
                                                6)Riley
                                                7) Saphira

Yes, Momma??? Dat r seben?? Oooops! E'VYPUP r a winner dis day!!! Enjoy yur steaks- dey r fwesh-neber fwozen - compwiments ob Zaidie's Howse Ob M-E-A-T out on highway 44!! Open e'vyday frum 7 tu 7!! Bisit us!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>***1 Prize Weft***</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/621037</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:52:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/621037</guid>
		<description>Yu wanna win, yu godda pway!! 1 prize weft, pup pals!! Pway an' W-I-N!!!!! (Momma's 'fraid I r gonna ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yu wanna win, yu godda pway!! 1 prize weft, pup pals!! Pway an' W-I-N!!!!! (Momma's 'fraid I r gonna eat it!!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>1 prize weft, pup pals!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/621026</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:53:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie's Monday afturnoon Noun Hound Game - 3 winners so far!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/621022</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:37:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Keep dose guesses comin' pup pals!! I hab 2 prizes weft an' dey r goin' fast!!! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Keep dose guesses comin' pup pals!! I hab 2 prizes weft an' dey r goin' fast!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Here I go wif my bersion ob da Noun Hound game!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/621006</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:36:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/621006</guid>
		<description>Wast week I pwayded Saphira's bersion ob da Noun Hound game an' I wuz one ob 5 winners!! So now I r  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wast week I pwayded Saphira's bersion ob da Noun Hound game an' I wuz one ob 5 winners!! So now I r duing my bersion ob da game. Here r how pway dis game :1) Read da clues an' try to figur out da animal I tawkin' 'bout.  2) Send me a paw-mail wif yur answer!! Dat's it!! 
I hab 5 wosettes fur 5 winners!! Here r my clues :

1) I r an omnivore
2) Dere r 25 species of me in da werld. All but one species r founded in North America;  from Canada (I wiv dere!) all the way down tu Mexico.
3) I wiv 2-3 years in the wild.
4) I hibernate, but I don't store fat on my body. While I hibernate, I slowly eat all da stuffs I stored up durin da summer an' fall.
5) Some ob us dig burrows in da gwound, while uvers build nests in twees an' da bushes.

Dere yu hab it - Zaidie's bersion ob da Noun Hound game!! Pway it now - if yu want!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>CWEEN!! I r CWEEN!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/620787</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 11:02:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Oh, how I wuv be cweem!!! Dere r nuffin wike it on dis Earf!! Baffs r da bestest way tu spend part o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh, how I wuv be cweem!!! Dere r nuffin wike it on dis Earf!! Baffs r da bestest way tu spend part ob a day -DIS DAY-!!! Yay, fur baffs an' shampoo an' wader an' towels an' da bwowdwyer an' stuff!! I W-U-V da baff!!! I wanna hab one e'vyday!!! Can I, pwease?!?!?!?
Hey, Momma! GED OUTTA MY DIARY!!! Dat wuz nod me tawkin' pup pals!! Dat wuz my Momma an' her r CWAZY!! I DO NOD WIKE DA BAFF, YU HEER ME, E'VYPUP???? Fuds=gud  Baffs=NOD GUD
I r gwad it r ober. Dat r da bestest part ob any baff - da E-N-D!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>yippee....Dat r sarcasm, pup pals.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/620644</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:36:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/620644</guid>
		<description>Da werd on da street r dat I be habbin' a baff nod dis day, bud tumowwow. Dis r gud cuz it meen Momm ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Da werd on da street r dat I be habbin' a baff nod dis day, bud tumowwow. Dis r gud cuz it meen Momma r stardin' feel bedder. Dis r nod gud cuz it meen I be geddin' wet, den soapy, den wet, den messded awound wif an' bwushded an' dwieded an' combded. Den I be duin' da  Z-O-O-M-I-E-S  ALL  OBER  DA  HOWSE an' no one be able tu catch me fur dayz an' dayz, 'cept  I stop fer fuds an' fer dwinks when I be firsty. Bark wif yu lader, pup pals!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Haiku 'bout Momma nod feel gud :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/620541</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 09:46:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/620541</guid>
		<description>-Dis r nod gud- 

     My Momma r sick
     Wif a cold dat jus' won't quit.
     Hur kinda cwabb ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ -Dis r nod gud- 

     My Momma r sick
     Wif a cold dat jus' won't quit.
     Hur kinda cwabby.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sully an' Socks, where r yu???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/620377</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:18:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/620377</guid>
		<description>Sully an' Socks?? Where r yu, sweet pups??? Momma an' I r wurried 'bout dem an' dere pawents. Dey ha ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sully an' Socks?? Where r yu, sweet pups??? Momma an' I r wurried 'bout dem an' dere pawents. Dey hab nod witten in dere diawy for almost a coupla monfs. Dey r always wookin' out fur e'vypup an' dere peeples an' we don kno if dey r ok.
Duz anypup kno where dey be or if dey be OK???]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yep, I r a wazy pup...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/620249</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:29:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>an', no, dis r nod a weal diawy entwy...I sowwy, bud it r tu wate an' I r 'xausted. Jus' wanted to s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ an', no, dis r nod a weal diawy entwy...I sowwy, bud it r tu wate an' I r 'xausted. Jus' wanted to say hi an' nite-nite tu all my pup pals! I hope dat I be barkin' tumowwow, bud nod tu woud cuz den Momma sez, "Zaidie, dat r 'nuff!!" When her not sez "Zaidie-pup", I kno I r in twubble!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I be a piwate now!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/619823</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 8 Sep 2009 19:45:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/619823</guid>
		<description>Fanks to Missy at da gwoop, Top Terriers, I r a piwate!! Fanks, Missy!!! I wuv it! I fink I wook BER ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Fanks to Missy at da gwoop, Top Terriers, I r a piwate!! Fanks, Missy!!! I wuv it! I fink I wook BERY scawey!! Watch it or I make yu walk da pwank!! Dat'll teech ya, ya hoowigans!!
Dis day, Momma weft me in charge ob da howse fur a coupla hours while hur habded a hair 'ppointment. Her dint weave impwicit infructions, fur tell me du sumfing wike shwed all dose nuespapers her hab nod weaded yet  or shwed da box ob Kleenex her weft on da end table or de-stuff a cushion frum da couch, so I jus' napded an' wistened tu da music her weft on cuz her FURGOD TURN ON DA TEEBEE, MOMMA!!!
Dis nite a man whu smellded wike anuver doggie wuz at our howse. Him wuz here fur help Momma an' Dadda...okay, weally jus' tu help Momma decide how tu cover E-B-E-R-Y window in da hole howse!!! Dey decided E'VYFING an' Momma r SOOOOOO habby cuz it be dun in nine fousand days or free weeks or sumfing!!!!! Her pwactically on da ceiling cuz we hab been wivin' wif paper blinds eber since da howse wuz wenobated in 2006/2007. I wuz nod eben bornded den. Momma sez it wuz gud I wuzn't bornded cuz dey hab wive in one woom in da howse an' dey spent wotta nites in da nearby Hilton Garden Inn when dey habded no wader or no 'wectricity or it smellded bad or Momma wuz wosin' her mind - Dadda sez it wuz mostly 'bout dat weason!! BOL!! How yu wose yur mind, Momma?? It fall ouda yur noggin???BOL!!! BOLBOL!!! Bark wif yu lader, pup pals!!!...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby Wabour Day, Pup Pals!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/619543</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 7 Sep 2009 17:12:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/619543</guid>
		<description>I shood bark wif yu 'bout our woad twip tu my bestest doggie beach, nod dis day, but yes'day. It wuz ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I shood bark wif yu 'bout our woad twip tu my bestest doggie beach, nod dis day, but yes'day. It wuz a bery busy pwace an' dere were all kindza doggies - Border Cowwies, a Dalmation, sum Boston Tewwiers, A Gwate Dane - him wuz H-U-G-E!! a coupla Boxers; fousands ob Wabs - dey WUV fwimmin'; coupla Huskies; one bery cute Westie (bol!!!). I fink dere wuz one of e'vy kind ob doggie dere.
I dint save anypup or du anyfing 'mazin. Mostly I jus' watchded da pups an' dere peeples an' twied hard be a bery gud boy an' nod insist on all da 'ttention an'  say "Hi!! It r me, Zaidie!! I r cute!!! Pat me, pwease??? May I jump up on yur wegs?? Du yu hab any snacks???" e'vy time sum pup an' him peeple went past. It wuz bery hard, doe. I jus' wuv da peeples!!
Momma packded my speshulest, fabouritest toy, bud I dint kno 'bout it. All ob a sudden, dere wuz my yellow wader Wubba, fwyin' froo da air. Den it wanded, S-P-W-A-T, in da wader!! Oh, NO!!! I wunnded ober an' gwabbed it an' gotted my feets wet. I took it ober tu a bwankie an' set it out tu dwy. Momma an' Dadda waffded an' waffded cuz dey cood tell I meended biznuss!!! DU NOD TUCH MY WADER WUBBA!!! Yes, I kno it fur da wader bud I don wike it ged wet. Dat's all. Pwetty boring, wite?? I sowwy. Mabbe I du sumfing spectacuwar nod dis day, bud...yu kno!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/619242</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 6 Sep 2009 06:15:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, r goin' tu my bestest doggie beach on da Wake Huron DIS DAY!!!! I so 'c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, r goin' tu my bestest doggie beach on da Wake Huron DIS DAY!!!! I so 'cited, I can hawdwy type -rfdtgyhj- See???? Hab a gwate Dogster Day, e'vypup!! I wuv yu guyz!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>'Mergency baff</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/618992</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 4 Sep 2009 20:14:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/618992</guid>
		<description>I wuz habbin' sum poddy issues dis nite, so Momma an' Dadda 'cided I needed hab a &quot; 'mergency hinder ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wuz habbin' sum poddy issues dis nite, so Momma an' Dadda 'cided I needed hab a " 'mergency hinder tubbie". ( Tubbie r 'nuver werd fur baff). It wentded gud. It r ober now. Da zoomies r jus' be finishin' now, tu. Hab a gud sweep, pup pals!! Wuv yu!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&quot;Oh, Zaidie. Sweet, innocent Zaidie.&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/618690</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 3 Sep 2009 07:32:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/618690</guid>
		<description>Zaidie's Momma here, pup pals. The title of this particular entry is courtesy of everyone' favourite ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Zaidie's Momma here, pup pals. The title of this particular entry is courtesy of everyone' favourite party-hat-wearing-guy, Sam. I probably don't even need to say this, but Zaidie did not enjoy an evening of opera at the Met. He had wanted me to construct some wild story about how HE stopped a huge fight between rival NYC flyball teams and was, therefore, required to accompany the police and the thugs to the local precinct, missing the performance. I said, "Zaidie, you can do that yourself."
He is now lying in the sun out on the deck, claiming that he contracted malaria from the vet's office kitty and is in no shape to write anything. Yes, he went to the vet. Nothing serious. His biggest problem now is the HUGE HEAD he's carrying around, courtesy of  the many compliments he received there :"Oh, he's SO cute!!" "What a cute little white doggie!!!" "ACK!! I'm blinded by the cute!" Yes, he DID have his listening ears on then, but not a few hours before when I announced to him that we'd be going to the vet's office when Dadda came home from work. I said, "vet". He wanted a road trip and heard, "Met".  I should have known something was up when he requested clean, black socks. He prefers them straight off his Dadda's feet at the end of the day!! Have a "gwate Dogster Day, e'vpup!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Guess whut, pup pals!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/618553</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 2 Sep 2009 12:56:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wow, I r SO 'cited!!! Why? yu ask me, Zaidie....I r goin' tu da Met!! Yes, da Met, dis nite!!! Whut  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow, I r SO 'cited!!! Why? yu ask me, Zaidie....I r goin' tu da Met!! Yes, da Met, dis nite!!! Whut wuz dat, Ernie George?? Bud I wiv 'bout 7 or 8 hours frum N.Y.C ???? Don bog me down wif details, dude!! All I kno is I gotta ged weady cuz we goin' tu da Met!! I wunder whut we see?? Barber ob Sebille? Again??
I don care whut we see! I W-U-V da opera!! Hope my tux hab been cweanded. Do I hab any fwesh, white shirts??? Oh, Momma, where yu put my bwack sox?? Oh, I SOOOOOO 'cited!! Bark wif yu wader, pup pals!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fanks, U.P.S.!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/618351</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 1 Sep 2009 16:25:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma hab been habbin' a nod gud day. Oh, yeah, it r sunny an' nice an' stuff an' I hab been a pwett ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma hab been habbin' a nod gud day. Oh, yeah, it r sunny an' nice an' stuff an' I hab been a pwetty gud doggie dis day. I only wingded my Poochie Bells 'bout elebenty-nine fousand times an' I mostly was nod messin' wif Momma's head. Bud fings jus' were NOD wite.
All ob a sudden, awound 6:30pm, da doorbell wingded. Dadda r nod home dis nite, so Momma habbded du da doggie wranglin' ob me, Zaidie, all by herself. Beliebe me, dat r nod easy - da doorbell wings, I go N-U-T-S!! 
Her pickded me up an' I keepded barkin' an' twyin tu wrestle her tu da gwound. Den, her opended da door an' dere wuz Mr. U.P.S., standin' wite dere in him tite bwown uniform wif a B-I-G smile on him bery, BERY nice face. Him handed Momma a package an' den him say, "No signature wequired dis day! Hab a gud nite!" Momma pickded her jaw up offa da floor an' her sayded, "Fanks, yu big hunk ob man meat!"
Okay, okay...I kidding. Her dint weally say dat cuz her r a bery happily marrieded wimmen...fur wotta yearz....weally W-O-T-Z... Bud I know her wuz finkin' it!!!..."Momma, may I pwease hab a tweet???" 
"Here yu go, Zaidie-pup!! Hab da hole bag!!!!" BOL!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wow...Dis jus' in!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/617818</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 11:33:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Appawently, da werld duz NOD wevolve around me!?!
So dere I wuz in da fwont hall. Dadda habded jus' ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Appawently, da werld duz NOD wevolve around me!?!
So dere I wuz in da fwont hall. Dadda habded jus' wentded outside fur mow da wawn. I fink, "I want be oud dere, tu." So I wingded dose Poochie Bells ob mine and elebenty-five dayz lader, Momma came an' takeded me out.
Dere wuz Dadda pickin' up my poop wike a gud Dadda shood!! "Nice werk, dude," I sayded.He gwumbled sumfing 'bout me, Zaidie, shood du it!!! I waffded an' sayded,"Dadda, yu cwack me up sumtimes!! I don hab fumbs. How I pick up dat stuff??? BOL!!!"
Anyway, while we wuz tawkin', a Jeep parkded out on da stweet, kinda close tu our pwoperdy wine. I startded whinin' an' whimperin' cuz it r up tu me, Zaidie, to approve of an' welcome all bisitors tu our stweet in an appwopwiate doggie fashion..And, no, dat duznt meen I need wear a polo shirt or sumfing.
 Momma sayded, "Zaidie, I thot yu needed du sumfing oud here." I pullded hard tuwards da stweet cuz dis nu guy wuz compwetewy unauthorized be dere. My tail waggded, I whineded, I stwainded an' den I heer dis, "Zaidie, him nod here bisit yu, so yu jus' mind yur ownd biznus." Den her sayded, " Da werld duz nod wevolve awound yu."
Dat hitded me wike a tun ob dehydwated chicken...I sayded, "Whut?" Her sayded," Yu heerded me. If yu need go poddy, du it now, pwease." So we wentded in an'...wow, I need wie down now. Dis r H-U-G-E. Dis cood be wife-changin' fur me, Zaidie. I twy be back wader, pups, bud I jus' don kno... "Momma, I fink I geddin' a headache."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Simon has gone tu da Wainbow Bwidge...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/617580</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 10:31:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma an' I jus' read in anuver doggie's diawy dat our gud an' sweet friend Simon wentded tu da Wain ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma an' I jus' read in anuver doggie's diawy dat our gud an' sweet friend Simon wentded tu da Wainbow Bwidge yes'day. We hope dat he had an eazy trip dere an' dat him has founded sum old friendz an' made nu ones dere, tu. He can walk an' run an' play wike a puppy wifout ANY pain and dat's a GWATE fing !!
His Dads r missin' him terribly and our hearts ache for dem. We hope they know that everyone here on Dogster is thinking of them wif lots of love and prayers. They gave Simon the BEST life a doggie cood have and he will furever be in their hearts. We miss you, Simon...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Haiku 'bout be sweepy</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/617460</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:13:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>-Oy Vey-

          Momma an' me  r
          Sweepy dis day cuz we wuz
          Up wate d'uver ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ -Oy Vey-

          Momma an' me  r
          Sweepy dis day cuz we wuz
          Up wate d'uver nite.


Dat's all I god wite now, pup pals.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>JACPOD!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/616181</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:26:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>So dere I wuz, jus' mindin' my own biznus. Sumone hab weaveded da door tu dat howwible pwace wif da  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So dere I wuz, jus' mindin' my own biznus. Sumone hab weaveded da door tu dat howwible pwace wif da big tub-fing an' da hoze an' da soap an' da towels an' da ear cweanin' stuff an' -ENUF-!! Anyway, dat door wuz open so I wooked in an' dere, at da top ob da stairs, wuz a woll ob poddy paper fer da basement poddy. "Hmmm..." I sayded. "Why r dis here??"
At dis poind in da time, I wade my options: du I be bery gud boy an' weave it wite dere???? Or du I take it an' S-H-W-E-D IT, as my instink tell me du?? All ob a sudden my toofies gwabbded it an' my feets wunnded down da hall intu da kitchen. I habded NO CONTWOL OBER MY BODY!! It jus' did whut it want du - an' it wantded SHWED dat fing. I fot an' fot 'gainst it, bud I wuz NO match fur my body. It winnded an' it SHWEDDED dat fing 'til Momma cameded intu da kitchen an' her sayded, "Whut da...????" 
"Oh, fank yu, Momma!!! My body wuz goin' cwazy wif dat woll ob poddy paper!! I twied stop it, bud it jus' keepded on shweddin'. Fanks fer sabe me frum my own pupness. IT need go 'bedience skool!! Wow, him r notty guy, wite, Momma??" (*tiny bol*)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Uh, oh!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/615897</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 08:48:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dadda r du sum pwumbin' wite now. Dadda r NOD, I wepeat, NOD a pwumber. Dis r nod HUGE job - him r p ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dadda r du sum pwumbin' wite now. Dadda r NOD, I wepeat, NOD a pwumber. Dis r nod HUGE job - him r pudding nu taps and hoses on washer 'chine. Howeber, in da past when Dadda has 'cided du pwumbin', a weal pwumber hab beended called in. Momma an' me, Zaidie, r weady tu ebacuate at a moment's notice.
Dadda, pwease jus' fix our 'puters!! Yu BERY GUD at du dat!!!

Pwumbin' Pupdate : it r ober!! Dadda did pwumbin' an' no one gottded  W-E-T or eben a widdle bit soggy!! I habded my wifejacket on, wike Zoe sayded I shood du, bud it off now. Dadda mowwin' wawn now. We safe!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wook out, 'lympix!! Zaidie-pup r comin'...or nod???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/615333</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:35:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>So dis day wuz  nod &quot;stoopid hod&quot;, wike Momma sez. It wuz jus' hod, wifout da 'midity, so wuz a gud  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So dis day wuz  nod "stoopid hod", wike Momma sez. It wuz jus' hod, wifout da 'midity, so wuz a gud day fer fwimmin' oud on da deck.
Momma fillded my pool dis mornin', bud I habded wait 'til her wuz finish du stuff  'fore I cood go fwim.
Finawwy, it wuz time!! Momma gotted a big bowl ob ice cubes fur us pway wif, a big bowl ob wader fur me, Zaidie, dwink, sum towels fur when we be finish da fwim an' her iPod which she hab lockded by 'stake an' her nod kno how unwock it, so dere wuz no muzik fur Momma dis day.
Momma frowded an' frowded an' frowded ice cubes. I jumpded in my pool ober an' ober an' ober 'gain. Dere wuz wotza spwashin' an' waffin' cuz Momma sez my cender ob gwamity is bery wow. When I jump in, I stand on my fwont paws fur a second or a day or sumfing. Momma sez, "It cute!" 
All ob a sunden, da door bell wang. I 'cideded "No barkin' dis day. I habbin tu mush fun fwim." Momma answerded da door an' suddenwy, dere her wuz on da deck wif a guy frum da 'lympix. Him sayded,"Zaidie-pup, I herd yu fwimmin' as I dwove past yur howse. How yu wike be in da Vancouber "lympix in 2010, nexx year?"
"Fur whut?" I sayded. "Well, fer fwim', ob corse an' mabbe fur da dibin', tu," him sayded.
"Well I dont wanna du dat syncwonizeded dibin'. Dat r cwazy tuff....Bud wate a second or a week or sumfing, dere no fwimmin' or da dibin' in da winter 'lympix!!!! Yu r bad fibber guy. Yu be makin' stuff up fur ged me, Zaidie, in twubble an' fur make all my Dogster frenz waff an' waff a' me!! Dat nod nice. Yu ged oudda here, yu silly 'lympix guy who nod eben kno da diff'rence 'tween da winter an' summer 'lympix!! How yu ged job wif dem, an'way??? Yu wook gud in da jacket or sumfing??? GED OUT!!"
So him weft an' Momma an' I keepded pwayin' wif ice cubes 'til dey all meltded. An' dat wuz my day dis day.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pwease sign dis puptition fur our sweet gurl, Izzy B.!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/614983</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:12:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>As many ob yu hab hearded, one ob da sweetest gurlpups on da Dogster habded her bery, BERY pwetty, w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As many ob yu hab hearded, one ob da sweetest gurlpups on da Dogster habded her bery, BERY pwetty, wuvvly an' floofy furs hideouswy damaged- destroyded, eben- by her OWN Papa whu cwaims, TU DIS DAY, dat it wuz fur her own gud! BOL!! BOL!!!
"So humid!" him sez."Jus' twyin make Izzy be comfertables; it wuz TU HOD!"
Den, if it SO hod, why nod jus' install da centwal air at da cabin, den e'vypup an' peeples be comfy an' kewl - nod horribwy disfigureded, wike whut yu did tu our Izzy-gurl!!

If yu fink dat Izzy an' Ernie George's Papa shood NOD be awwowed NEER anypup wif anteek or ANY uver kinda cwippers or scissorz or eben a bwush, UNWESS him enwolls in a gud doggie bwoomin' skool, pwease sine dis puptition. An' him can NOD take da lern-at-home- in- yer-jammies-at-yur-own-pace bwoomin' corse. He need find a WEAL bwoomin' skool an' enwoll in da most compwehesive an' most 'spensive corse abailable. An' him need wiv on da campus in da dorm fur study an' pwactise WOTZ, nod fer hab toga pawties an' go on pub cwawls an' pway dwinkin' games wike 'Caps' or hab keg waces - NONE ob dat stuff! Jus doggie gwoomin all da time. Pwease sine dis fur Izzy an' eben fur Ernie George, cuz him Papa du da same fing tu him few monfs ago. It were bad, bud nod dis bad.

sineded,

da committee tu save our Izzy B. frum future traumatical stuffs]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD! Whut r goin' on here???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/614809</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:13:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Sum 'nonymous pup jus' givded me a diamond an' sayded I be nize guy!!!! An' I getted wotza bonez, tu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sum 'nonymous pup jus' givded me a diamond an' sayded I be nize guy!!!! An' I getted wotza bonez, tu!! Wow, I hab a mistree tu solbe, but I need du it nod dis day cuz I r tu tired an' I fink dere r nu kitty poop owtside. Bark wif yu nod dis day, but nexx day, 'kay??]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I r one tuckered pup...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/614724</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:26:26 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Nod dis day, bud yes'day, Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie went tu my bestest doggie beach on da Wake Hur ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Nod dis day, bud yes'day, Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie went tu my bestest doggie beach on da Wake Huron. It wuz gud be by da wader on a bery hod day. I did sum fwimmin', bud nod cuz I wanted du dat. Dadda makeded me fwim. Yes, I bery gud at it, I kno, bud enuf is enuf, Dadda. I DONT WIKE IT!!
Anyway, dere were wotza doggies dere, all kinz : coupla Newfoundlands, sum GSD, sum Dachoundz, sum big Poodles, 2 *tiny, tiny* baby Jag Wussells, wotta Wabs an' Goldens an' Border Cowwies, sum Shelties, jus one Westie - he wuz C-U-T-E! (dat be ME!! BOL!!) 
I wuz standin' neer da wader wif Momma an' I heerded a tiny boice sayded, "Helb me, helb me!! I no can fwim! Helb!!" Bud it wuz such a *tiny* boice dat Momma hearded nuffin, so I sayded, "Momma, yu stay here. I be wite back, 'kay?" Her sayded, "OK, Zaidie-pup, but 'member, yu dont wike fwim."
Her wuz wookin' uver way so I walkded into da wake an' starded fwimmin' an' fwimmin' 'til da *tiny* boice gotded wouder. Dere, in fwont ob me wuz a tiny,*tiny* minno. Him sayded, "Oh, fanks, Mr.Doggie-man, yu hab saveded my wife. No, nod my w-i-f-e, my W-I-F-E!! Pwease take me back tu da beach. I so tired, I be dwownding." I sayded, "OK, yu ged on my back an' hang on tite tu my fur. It shood be wonger, bud I hab habded a coupla bad bwoomins, so we wookin' fur anuver bwoomer." Da minnow sayded, "Yeah, I can see dat. Yur pawrents payded fur dis mess???"
"Yes, dey did, bud dey bery smart an' nice an' dey twusted dis bwoomer who sayded,"Oh, yeah, I show da Westies, so I kno how bwoom dem!"
Anyway, I fwimmded back tu da beach wif da tiny minno hangin' on my furs. Momma an' Dadda an' elebenty-six fousand peeples an' dere pups were standin' dere wif dere moufs hangin' open. I sayded,"Yu guyz need a dwink or sumfing?? Yu wook firsty."
Momma, "No, Zaidie-cakes, wook at yu!! Dis r 'mazin'!!!! 
"Yeah, I kno," I sayded. "Dis widdle minno guy wuz dwowndin' an' I saveded him!"
"No, not dat, Zaidie!!" da cwowd yellded out. "Minnos r wazy. Dey alwayz be hitchin' wides on da backs of peeples an' doggies an' uver fishes when dey need go shore fur go potty. YU R FWIMMIN' !!!! Yay, Zaidie, da bestest fwimmer E-B-E-R!!!!" Den we wented home an' I god ice cweem at 'Donald's on da way!!!!!!!!! Dis r tru story.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>How be a bery bad doggie.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/613931</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:30:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>*Dis entwy nod sutable fur da widdle pups*

Zaidie here, in whut will pwobabwy be da furst in a se ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *Dis entwy nod sutable fur da widdle pups*

Zaidie here, in whut will pwobabwy be da furst in a sewies ob tips fur be a bad, bad doggie. I gedding bery gud at it. Momma finks I need go tu 'bad doggie bood camp' or miwitawy skool or sumfing.
Anyway, wet's ged started. Furst, pick a time. Nite time r gud cuz it r dark an' yur peeple be tired an' stuff. Make Dadda go nite-nite furst cuz him wake up BERY earwy in mornin' an' him need sweep. Seddle in on da couch whille Momma twies wewax cuz her W-I-R-E-D aftur twip tu bavourite shoppin' pwace fur furst time in thwee weeks!! Dat r wecord, by da way.
Aftur elenbenty-free decades or sumfing, jump off da couch, wun tu da fwont door an' wing, wing, WING dose Poochie Bells ob yurs!!! Momma hear dem an' fink, "Oh, Zaidie need go out fer go poddy." Her come an' pud on yur weash, turn on da fwont wite, gwab da fwashwite fer make shur dere no skunks or kitties or uver guys hiding under sumfing fur scare yu an' her, an' hed outside.
Pull BERY hard down da fwont steps. Keep yur noze tu da gwound an' keep go F-A-S-T!! Pull harder. At dis time yur Momma be finkin', "Whut r goin' on????" Hed ober tu da gwass 'side da dwiveway. Moob quickwy an' keep pull hard. See da nu cat poop gwistenin' in da moonwite. If dere r no moon, dat okay. Yu hab bery gud bision an' soon Momma's fwashwite be shinin' on it. Wunge tuwards da pile ob fwesh, sweet, kitty doodoo an' open yur mouf. Keep yur body low cuz soon, yur Momma gonna figur out whut go on AND , bery important, keep yur hed down. Dis way, as Momma twies dwag yu past da bestest snack on Earf, yu shobel it up wif yer mouf as yu be pulled awong da gwass. 
Soon as dis r dun, start eatin' IMMEDIATEWY, but don panic - yu kno yur Momma nod gonna twy ged dis outa yur lil' moufie!!! Pwetend go pee, so Momma duznt fink yu habded dis all pwanned out. Wewuctantwy hed back inside while Momma pwacticawwy frows up out on da stweet an' starts wif da "Ooooooh, Zaidie. Dat r Y-U-C-K-Y, I-C-K-Y!! Dat nod gud. We do NOD ead da cat poop!" (Well, no, Momma, yu an' Dadda don ead it, but I  nod as PICKY as yu r!)
Hed inside an' if yu fink yu on a wucky stweek, hed tu da kitchen an' wade fer a snack cuz yu ALWAYZ ged snack before go nite-nite. Watch Momma  ged weady fer bed an', soon as her r settled, wing, wing, WING dose bells one more time!! Wepeat as necessawy.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Finawwy. It r dun.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/613463</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:38:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I jus' finished pud nu picfurs on my page. Dey nod in bery gud order. Momma sez her need fix dat. We ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I jus' finished pud nu picfurs on my page. Dey nod in bery gud order. Momma sez her need fix dat. We miss dose kids so much dat we dint want wook at picfurs ob dem, but fur our pup pals, we did it!! An' we gwad we did now. 
As Dubs said, nod dis day bud yes'day, "It weh hod." I hab been fwimmin' all week in my pool. I wike my pool cuz onwy my weggies an' part ob my "manskirt" ged wet. Momma frows in da ice cube; I jump in and twy ged it. When I ged it, I jump out ob da pool and it start all ober 'gain. It r F-U-N an' Momma sez it keep da fridge ice maker in bizness.
On Sadurday, 'fore da wain startded, Momma, Dadda and me, Zaidie, took woad twip tu Gwampa's howse. Den we all took more woad twip to Toronto fur pud fwowers on Gwandma's gwave.
 It wuz sad, bud nice....'cept fur da nasty doggie who wunnded wike da wind (bud nod fast wike me!) ober tu see me. Ob course, I habded my weash on cuz dat da wule in dat speshul pwace. Him did NOD hab him weash on an' I thot he be nice. Den, him show him TEEF at me, Zaidie!!! So Momma pickded me up 'til him peeple came ged him.
 "Nod a gud way make frenz, dude," I tellded him. Him sneer at me an' him yellded,"Ged ouda here, punk!!!" "Dat nod nice fing tu say" I finkded, so I bowwowded Dadda's BwackBewwy. Momma needed pwess 911 fer me cuz, yu kno...All ob a sudden dere wuz powice an' dere doggie pardners E'VYWHERE! Dey sayded, "Hey, yu bad doggie! We don tawk wike dat in dis speshul pwace. We need be wespectful an' nod noisy." Den dey awwested him an' he went be in jail fur bery, BERY long time wike elebenty-seben minutes or weeks or sumfing and him nod ged any gud fuds or tweats or belly wubs or walks or Kongs fillded wif cheese or chicken. Dere be no one scratch 'hind him earz or take him woad twip tu doggie beach or buy him cute shirts n' stuff...Hey, wade a minute...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bacation Haiku</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/612818</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:26:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>- Bizzy, Bizzy, Bizzy -
 
Bacation ober.
Time fer sewious bizness,
Wike nap on da kouch. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ - Bizzy, Bizzy, Bizzy -
 
Bacation ober.
Time fer sewious bizness,
Wike nap on da kouch.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I r back frum my bacations!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/612609</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 9 Aug 2009 16:16:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis r me, Zaidie!! It feel wike I beended gone fer long time , but it wuz nod eben a week!! Momma se ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis r me, Zaidie!! It feel wike I beended gone fer long time , but it wuz nod eben a week!! Momma sez it feels wike weeks an' weeks, bud I don fink her habded as much fun as I habded on bacations.
I finawwy meeted my Momma's sister's childrens. Dey were CUTE an' FUN an' dey dwopped wotsa fud, jus' wike Ernie George pwedicted!! Dey chase me an' I chase dem and we pway soccer an' fwizbee and we wented fwimmin', tu!! I fwimmed acwoss da hole pool wif my wifejacket on an' nobuddy wuz holdin' me!! I DINT WIKE IT!! an' I wanted OUT da pool!! Den, wader, we did it 'GAIN!! An' 'gain I dint wike it!! I weally, WEALLY don wike fwimmin', bud Momma r gwad tu no dat I no how du it.
Momma's sister WUVDED me, bud her dint spend tu much time wif Momma an' me, Zaidie, cuz her mawwied tu  @#$%^%$ guy an' him nod wet da sisters jus' hang out awound da pool an' tawk wike sisters du. Momma is bery sad, bud gwad her gotted tu see her niece an' her tu nefews. Momma WUV dem tu peeces!!
I habded a baff dis day, bud dat okay. I habded WOTZA  fun in Gwamma/Gwampa's big backyard an' I god bery dirdy. Dere yard  ALL fenced, so I cood WUN, WUN WIKE DA WIND!! I weally did!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis r jus' RONG!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/611033</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 3 Aug 2009 11:49:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well, pup pals, dey did it 'gain. It r a howiday here, Zaidie's pwace.  Dat's rite -  no one go werk ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, pup pals, dey did it 'gain. It r a howiday here, Zaidie's pwace.  Dat's rite -  no one go werk, stay home, wewax, go bacations, go doggie beach,  take doggies fer walks or car wides, hab speshul fuds fer da doggies, jus' wet yer pup do whut him want. Doggies need bacations, tu. Dis r NOD da day fer a baff!!! Bud dey did it anyway.
Momma twied conbince me dat I need be cwean an' sparkly (dat her werd, nod mine!) cuz dis nite I be meeting her sister an' her free childwens, Wade, Samantha and Jack fer da bery first time. "Dis r HUGE ebent, Zaidie-pup!!! Dis wike when my sister had her babies an' each time I wood fwy tu Minnesnowdah tu meet da new widdle person. It wuz BERY 'citing!!" 
Yeah, whuteber, Momma. Anyway, I prolly nod be awound Dogster much dis week. We be back an' forf  'tween Zaidie's pwace an' Gwamma/Gwampa's howse cuz dat where e'vybuddy be stayin. Plus da childwens WUV fwim an' Gwamma/Gwampa hab bery big pool. I guess dis mean I hab wear my wife jacket 'GAIN. Cood dis day ged any worser???????
Hab a gud week, ev'ypup! Be safe, go potty OUTside, stay off da bizzy stweets, come when yu called (or as soon as it be weasonable - wike, if yu hot on twail ob sumfing, yer peeple, dey can wait. Dey wive fer years an' years an' years, anyway. Wet dem wait fer yu!!) I be missin' yu, bud I be back!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Feewin' bedder an' a GWATE day at da beach!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/610754</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 2 Aug 2009 09:54:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yes, yu herd dat wight. I r feewin' LOTZ bedder. Fanks tu ev'ypup who finkded ob me, Zaidie. Da P.O. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yes, yu herd dat wight. I r feewin' LOTZ bedder. Fanks tu ev'ypup who finkded ob me, Zaidie. Da P.O.P. duz werk!!!
I wuz feewin' so much bedder dat, nod dis day, but yes'day, Momma , Dadda and me, Zaidie, went tu da bestest doggie beach on Wake Huron. We habded a fabwous time!!! It wuz bery busy cuz da weafer hab beended bery wousy fer da hole summer, but our day at da beach wuz perfek!!
I met LOTZA doggies!! Sum were bery nice an' sum needed werk on dere manners an' stuff. Dadda cawwied me out into da wake jus' a mile or inch or sumfing frum da shore an' I did fwimmin'!!!!! Fer a coupla feet!!! An' I did it 2 times an' dat wuz 'nuff!!!! Dadda helded on me, Zaidie, but him say tu Momma,"Yes, that was him swimming!!" Dadda, wet's nod du dat 'gain fer 'bout elebenty-seben yearz, 'kay?? 
Nod dis day, but uver day when wuz waining, Gwampa went home frum hosible!! Dis day Momma, Dadda and me, Zaidie, go bisit him and take dinner wif us!!! Yu no whut dis means, e'vypup??? It means wotza gwate stuff : 1) WOAD TWIP!!!!
            2) See Gwampa!!!!
            3) Gwampa's yard an' howse hab nod beended sniffded by me, Zaidie in 'bout free fousand yearz !!!! WOO-HOO!! I gon be B-U-S-Y!!!  Bark wif yu lader e'vypup!!!

P.S. Sowwy 'bout all da !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I jus' bery 'cited :)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis day.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/610190</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:16:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I nod feewing tu gud dis day. I frew up bery early dis morning. Dere were no singin' birdies yet, so ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I nod feewing tu gud dis day. I frew up bery early dis morning. Dere were no singin' birdies yet, so I noed it wud early. Den later I wud a wild man barkin' at dose cwazy skwerls on my pwoperty. Den I frew up free more times.
Momma nod COMPWETEWY freekded out. Her jus' bery concerned. Dadda tellded her,"Wewax. We will wet nuffing happen r Zaidie-pup. If we hab go tu 'mergency bet clinic, we will go." 
My Momma an' Dadda - dey wuv me, Zaidie, WOTZ!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOW!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/609931</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:05:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Fanks fer da bonez, whoeber yu r!!! I nu I wuz gettin' low, kinda wike Mom and our Zealies! We hab n ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Fanks fer da bonez, whoeber yu r!!! I nu I wuz gettin' low, kinda wike Mom and our Zealies! We hab none weft!! Momma wuz trying see how long we cood last before buying sum, since our auto-deposit frum Dogster Plus won't happen for coupla weeks. But she going tu buy sum now!!! BOL!! I nu her woodn't last long. BOL!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis pwace bery sad sumtimes...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/609187</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:45:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma and I just 'cided tu chek in 'fore we go nite-nite. My dear, sweet, old pup pal Checkers went  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma and I just 'cided tu chek in 'fore we go nite-nite. My dear, sweet, old pup pal Checkers went tu da Wainbow Bwidge dis night. Momma is weaking all ober da pwace.
My widdle pal Shrek  jus' wented tu da Wainbow Bwidge on Sadurday. He wuz such a nu frend we weren't eben officially pup pals yet. We jus' talked a bit and I gave him sum P.O.P. cuz he dint hab any and now he gone.
I no dat Checkers an' Shrek nod in pain anymore, but it still bery sad fer dere peeples cuz dere sweet pups, dere babies r gone.
***We will all miss yu Checkers and Shrek. We love you***]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh, wook. It waining A-G-A-I-N...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/608810</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:21:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma and me, Zaidie, hab fergotted whut da sun wooks wike. It hab been waining fer dayz, wif wotza  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma and me, Zaidie, hab fergotted whut da sun wooks wike. It hab been waining fer dayz, wif wotza funder an' witening. Gud fing it nod bofer me!! 
Gwampa  STILL in hosible, but he 'pposed be go home bery soon. He goin' CWAZY in dat pwace now dat he pwacticawwy all better.                E'vybuddy dere hab beened bery nice tu him. 
Dadda ordered Gwampa a new 'puter, so he hab been busy geddin' it weady fer him. Gwampa is BERY 'cited 'bout it cuz him old 'puter wuz elebenty-seben yearz old.
I hab nod spoken 'bout be bwoomed uver day. Dat's cuz I gotted "Schnauzered" an' Momma is twying ferget aboud it. Nod werking!! 
It ok be "schnauzered" if yu a Schnauzer, bud nod if yu a Westie. Yes, Westies an' Schnauzers all hab 4 leggies, 2 ears, 1 tail - all da usual parts. It r how yu trim da fur dat is da diff'ence!!!!!!!!
We be wooking fer a new bwoomer 'gain. An' we don wan show pichurs ob me wooking wike dis. I cute?? Yes, but Momma fink I wook wike baby puppy Westie. Momma's sister an' her childrens comin' frum da Minnesnowdahs fer a visit next week. Dey hab neber meeted me, 'cept in pichurs! Momma hoping dat my charm an ' joie de vivre-whuteber dat is- will win dem ober. Wish me wotza wuck, pup pals...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Guess where I r going!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/608213</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 06:22:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/608213</guid>
		<description>Tu da BWOOMER'S!!! Whut a GWATE day dis is!!! YAY fer been tubbied and clipped an' habing my nails t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Tu da BWOOMER'S!!! Whut a GWATE day dis is!!! YAY fer been tubbied and clipped an' habing my nails twimmed and all da uver F-U-N stuff dey do dere!! I no can wait!! Wet's go NOW, MOMMA!!!!!!!
Can yu say, "sarcasm"? That's whut I wuz doing. I wuz pwetending tu wuv be bwoomed when I WEALLY don wike it.
Momma an' me, Zaidie, r gonna walk tu da broomer's today. It not waining an' it be a nice walk. Maybe Momma will forget I hab a 'ppointment an' walk wite past da pwace!!!
In uver 'citing news, Dadda is in da doggie howse (BOL!) cuz Momma buyded him a sweater and when he sawed it, him thot it wuz fer her. Now he sez,"I really, really like it. I LOVE it." Momma knows him tewwing BIG FIB and dat's nod gud. I fink her take it back tu da store where her buyded it. Eben doe dey be mawwied fer lotta yearz, Dadda still hab WOTZ tu wearn 'bout da wimmens. Later, pups...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hi, e'vypup!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/607914</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:02:55 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Sowwy I hab been bery wazy 'bout witing in my diawy. Me an' Momma  jus' putted a coupla nu pichurs u ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sowwy I hab been bery wazy 'bout witing in my diawy. Me an' Momma  jus' putted a coupla nu pichurs up. Chek dem out, if yu want. Nod dis day but day after dis day, we hab woad twip tu Towonto fer Momma's 'ppointment. It 'posed tu wain AGAIN!! It hab beended bery clowdy an' gway an' wainy here Zaidie's pwace fer dayz. It make us feel wike du NUFFIN'...Bark wif yu wader, pups!!

P.S. Momma kinda upset dat her cut off my earz in da nu profile pic. I sez, "Momma, all my pup pals - dey no I hab earz. Don wurry 'bout it!"

P.P.S. We leabing soon fer woad twip. I jus' need say dat I hab been taggeded by Sox and Tiberius. Momma and I will be back on Dogster da nite ob dis day. Hab a gwate Dogster day, e'vypup!! Pway safe an' stuff. Wear yer wifejacket if yu be neer a pool. Don eat stuff frum da stweet. Come when yer Momma or Dadda calls yu. Don eat da kitty fud. Wet yer peeple wipe yer paws if it raining an' yu come in howse wif wet paws. If yu wan wotza snacks, pwactise be GUD!! It pay off...]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Questions from Zaidie's Momma</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/606323</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:11:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Zaidie is with his lawyer right now. ( No, you do NOT want to know). I thought I'd take this time to ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Zaidie is with his lawyer right now. ( No, you do NOT want to know). I thought I'd take this time to ask you, the doggies of Dogster, a question or two.
First of all, Zaidie and I were outside this morning to -privacy, please- as he says. Some city workers had been on our street trimming trees whose branches were interfering with street signs. There were wood chips everywhere and Zaidie decided that he needed to eat some of them. As I was feeling around in his mouth for the offending bits, I thought,"When is this clown gonna stop eating EVERYTHING he sees????" We really can't blame things on his puppiness anymore, as he is now one year and almost eight months old.
What I'd like to know is this : Is Zaidie crazy? Will this ever stop? Why does he do this??? Are your listening ears on today???
Any feedback would be appreciated. Thank you for your time.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Woad twip day :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/605971</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:59:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I don wan go on woad twip dis day. Tu much 'citement here Dogster. I don wan miss any gud stuff. Mab ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I don wan go on woad twip dis day. Tu much 'citement here Dogster. I don wan miss any gud stuff. Mabbe Dadda wet me uz him Bwackbery keep on top fings. Hab a gwate Dogster Day e'vypup!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>BOL! BOL! BOL!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/605744</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:53:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Any yu pups wemember dat I mentioned a while 'go dat Momma's camera brokeded??? It jus' stop werk on ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Any yu pups wemember dat I mentioned a while 'go dat Momma's camera brokeded??? It jus' stop werk one day an' her wuz bery upset cuz her cood take no pichurs ob her sweet, speshul, puppity-pup!! (Dat wood be ME, yu clowns!!) I twied be sad fer Momma but it not werk gud. Her alwayz  takeded TU many pichurs ob me!!
Anywayz, Dadda wecently buyded her a nu camera. It habs 12 big pixies in it, so her BERY habby, 'spechully cuz her cood take pichurs ob ME, Zaidie, 'gain. I sez "yay..."
She hab takeded 'bout elebenty-seben fousand pichurs ob me since Dadda giveded her dis fing. Da GUD part is dat Momma hab NO idea how take pichurs frum camera and put dem on 'puter!! Dadda hab NO time do anyfing 'cept go werk, bisit gwampa in hosible, come home, cuddle wif me, Zaidie, and den go nite-nite. Momma nod bofering him 'bout it, but her bery ankcious see dem an' put dem on my Dogster page. Dis day her wuz takin' pichurs ob my toyz!!!!! Dadda, maybe teech her how do pichur fing frum camera to 'puter, pweeze!!! Her makin' me, Zaidie, CWAZY!! Her cwazy alweady!! but I wuv her wike CWAZY- BOL!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nu stuff in giff shop, but no nu meat!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/605429</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:36:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I fink dat da title dis diawy entwy speeks fer 'self. Jus' tryin' keep ev'rypup up on fings....Dey n ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I fink dat da title dis diawy entwy speeks fer 'self. Jus' tryin' keep ev'rypup up on fings....Dey need more meat in da giff shop, doe.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A bery nice day, dis day!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/605300</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:23:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma an'  me, Zaidie, habded a bery nice walk dis day. Momma wud BERY patient wif me and wet me do  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma an'  me, Zaidie, habded a bery nice walk dis day. Momma wud BERY patient wif me and wet me do all da sniffin' I wike do. Her wet me do elebenty-nine fousand sniffs and I wuvded ebery second or year or munf ob it. I not gud wif time. Hey, any yu Dogster pups no 'bout time?? I need a wesson. It also garbage day here, Zaidie's pwace!! WUV da big twucks!!!
I furgot say dat uver day at my babourite doggie beach, dere wuz anuver Westie. Her wuz old an' dint want pway me, Zaidie. Momma sayed it wuz wike wookin' in a mirror (wow, dat hard werd say), whuteber dat is. 
Gotta go help Momma cwean windows!! But, Momma, yu be cweanin' off all my noze pwintz! Yu say dey cute!! Guess I jus' hafta make more!! BOL!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dogster Peeple, wisten me, pwease!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/604722</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 06:22:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dis me, Zaidie, speeking. Yu jus' picked me on Fursday be a diawy pick. Your 'puter must be bwoken o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis me, Zaidie, speeking. Yu jus' picked me on Fursday be a diawy pick. Your 'puter must be bwoken or sumfing. I 'ppreciate da honour, but pick sum udder doggie, 'kay??? Dis 'barrassing!!!
Anyway, Momma. Dadda and me, Zaidie, we go to my babourite doggie beach on Wake Huron dis day!! I bery 'cited!!!! Gotta go pack my stuff!! Hab a gwate Dogster day, e'vyone!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis r CWAZY!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/604491</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 09:49:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/604491</guid>
		<description>I hab 800 bones on my Dogster Page!! I fink maybe 'nonymous is back!! Hey, 'nonymous!! Yu back?? How ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I hab 800 bones on my Dogster Page!! I fink maybe 'nonymous is back!! Hey, 'nonymous!! Yu back?? How yu doin'?? Yu habbin' gud summer?? Wow, I hungwy. I cood shur use some STEAK!! BOL!!!!! (jus' kiddin', 'nonymous! I need NUFFING!! Go gib stuff tu da doggies who hab nuffing!! Make dem be habby!!)
In uver 'citing Zaidie news, I r habbing a baff tuday, but I will NOD wike it!! Okay, maybe jus' a widdle bit cuz I r BERY dirdy!! Momma cawwing me her West Highland Gray Terrier!! BOL!! Hey, I werk hard at dis gettin' dirdy stuff!! I will wet yu no how da baff goes. I hope get Momma and Dadda SO soakin' wet dat dey need change der cwothes!!! I shake WOTS AND WOTS!! BOL!!!

Abter baff update : it r OBER!!! I bery cleen an' sparkly and doin' BIG zoomies wound an' wound da house!!! Dis da fun part of da baff!!!! WOO-HOO!! Bark wif yu lader, houndz!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Jus' anuver day...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/604394</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:44:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yes'day wuz our uzual woad twip day to Towonto. Dadda and I went walkin', but nod too far cuz we bof ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yes'day wuz our uzual woad twip day to Towonto. Dadda and I went walkin', but nod too far cuz we boff bery tired. Ahead ob us dere wuz a crowd ob peeple and sum firetwucks, too. We gotted cwoser an' cwoser and we cood heer da peeple tawking. Dey all sounded bery upset and were pointing up. Dadda and I wooked W-A-Y up to da top ob the highest tree and dere wuz a tiny, tiny widdle kitten, hanging on to the bery end ob da bwanch at da BERY top ob da twee!! 
I went ober to da fire fighters an' I sed," Pwease, yu gotta wescue da kitty eben dough kitties make me cwazy!! Pwease!! Wescue da kitty!!!"
" We no can do dat dis day, Zaidie. Da kitty hab BERY sharp clawz and him clawz wood rip our speshul firefighter uniforms to shweds!!! Can yu help us dis day, Zaidie?? We herd 'bout yu last week wif da bad wobber guy. Dis peece ob cake compared wif dat!!"
"OK,"I sed, but I wud kinda nerbous cuz dese pills I taking making me feel sweepy, but I wooked at Dadda and he sed,"Yu can do it, Zaidie-pup!!!"
Dadda giveded me a boost up into da twee an' soon I wud on my way UP. It wud a gud fing my claws were s-h-a-r-p wike needles. I got neer da kitty an' him sed,"GED OUTA HERE!!" I sed,"No, I here wescue yu. Cwimb on my back an' hang on my collar.'
Da kitty hisseded and growlded at me. I sed,"QUIET. DIS HARD WERK!"
Finawwy we down on gwound. Da kitty wunnded off an' dint eben say fanks to me, da guy who saveded him wife.
Da peeple an' da firefighters were bery happy. Dey clapped and dey yelleded,"YAY, Zaidie-pup!! You a wifesaber!!!" Den dere wud a quik  parade an' da mayor ob da city pushed frew all da garbage frum da garbage stwike and giveded me a key to da city (It tuff use cuz I hab NO fumbs). Dadda helded me waaaaay up and I sed,"Fanks, e'vybody!! Gotta go meet Momma now.Bye!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOW!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/603933</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Jul 2009 05:58:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day dis day!!! Momma habn't eben habded her coffee yet...and bewieve me ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I a Dogster Diawy Pick ob da Day dis day!!! Momma habn't eben habded her coffee yet...and bewieve me, DAT NOT GUD!! Fanks , Dogster fer dis wunnerful honour. I r proud be a member of sumfing dat wuvs da doggies and wuvs da kitties, but keeps them sepawated so dere's no hissing and barking and chasing. YAY, DOGSTER!! Yay, me, Zaidie, dis day!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Stuff 'bout me, Zaidie!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/603315</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 7 Jul 2009 07:18:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/603315</guid>
		<description>Not dis week, but uffer week, my sweet, liddle frend, Dubs, put dis in her diawy. Her wanted her fre ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Not dis week, but uffer week, my sweet, liddle frend, Dubs, put dis in her diawy. Her wanted her frenz put it in dere diawies, tu. She said it wuz bery important. Here I go :

1) Whut colour is yer collar? Wite now I hab 3, 2 r wed and 1 is a tasteful wed pwaid. It has matching weash. It Momma's bavourite.
2)Whut kind fud you eat? Well, wite now cuz a dis 'wwergic business, I can ony eat whut bet said. It called Medi-Cal fer fud awwergies. Dat's it. I don eben want fink 'bout da fud I usta eat....soooooo 'licious :(
3)Whut tweets you wuv? I no can has any tweets wite now...:( I usta WUV dehydwated chicken and beef and cheese and da Fwosty Paws Momma made fer me. I wood eat anyfing dat felled on da floor - dat not alwayz such a gud idea, I no.
4) Do you hab a Bawentine or spechul pup in yer wife?  I don want ged in twouble here, so I jus' say, I WUV ALL DA WADIES!!
5)  Do you get table scwaps? No, but 'fore dis 'wergicness habben, I wood alwayz get sum ob whuteber meat Momma and Dadda wud habbing. WUV DA MEAT!! miss da meat :(
6)Whut is yer babourite toy??? Hmmm, dis tuff...I wuv pway wif ballz big and small and I WUV my lello Wubba Kong for at da beach. It fwoats!!
7)On Nobember 22nd, 2009, I be 2 years old!
8)How many times a day you eat? Since Momma and I togevver all time, her give me wotta snacks thru da day, more so now cuz ob dis speshul diet I on.
9)Whut is yer babourite cowour(colour)? Hmmmm...I wike da cowour ob fud.
10)Do you want yer frenz put dis in dere diawies? If dey want, yes, dat be fun!

Fanks to e'vybody who helpded out my pal, Simon!! He and him peeple BERY habby dat he hab nu frenz and wotta wuv!! You doggies WOCK!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My pup pal, Simon.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/603055</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 6 Jul 2009 10:30:51 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I hab a pup pal. Him name Simon. He a Wheaten Terrier and he 16 years old!! Him not doin' too gud, b ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I hab a pup pal. Him name Simon. He a Wheaten Terrier and he 16 years old!! Him not doin' too gud, but he hab gud dayz and bad dayz, wike e'vybody.
Da pwobwem is dat I, Zaidie, r only pup pal him hab. Yes, I nice guy an' stuff, but Simon needz sum frenz. He BERY cute and him Momma wub him BERY much. I don want anyfing happen him wif ony 1 pup pal, me, Zaidie.
If you hab a minute to spare, pleeze chek on Simon. Him Dogster #1004209. Him needz sum Dogster wuv.

Fanks, e'vybody!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Habby 4th ob July, all my 'merican pup pals!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/602691</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 4 Jul 2009 17:14:55 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/602691</guid>
		<description>I still recobering frum d'excitementness ob Thursday when I catchded the bad bank wobber guy. I jus' ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I still recobering frum d'excitementness ob Thursday when I catchded the bad bank wobber guy. I jus' finishded interbiew wif da BBC - dey wuv me ober in da U.K.!!
Anyway, it  jus' wegular Saturday here Zaidie's pwace, Ontario, Canada. Momma's sistur and her fambly wiv Minnesnowdah. Dadda's brothur and his fambly wiv Seattle, so dey all be cewebwating da 4th ob July wif dere frenz and naybers. We miss all dem WOTZ AND WOTZ.

My Gwampa still in hosible, but doing lotz bedder. We not shur when he go home. Dadda bisit him almost eberyday and tawk wif him on phone, tu. He nice Gwampa. I wike bisit him howse - wotsa gud smellz in him yard.

Momma need stay wif me cuz I on sum kinda pill dat make me need -pribacy, pleese- all da time. We still try figur out whut I 'llergic to. Blood results rebealed NUFFING, so now I on speshul fud and dese pills and DAT'S IT. I can no has cheez or steak or chicken - NUFFING. Dis nu fud ok, but I miss da tweets. I can't eben hab Frosty Paws out on deck on hot dayz!!! And I DO NOT WIKE PILLZ. Dadda hab to frow it down my froat and den make shur it weally went down my froat. One time him founded it in 2 peeces - 1 on carpet and 1 'ttached to him sock!!! I weally miss my tweets...

Dat's all fer now. I r 'hausted. Nite-nite, my pup pals!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Don mess 'wound when Zaidie, da doggie powice occifer in town!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/602306</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 3 Jul 2009 09:03:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>So, not dis day, but yes'day, Momma habded a 'ppointment in Towonto. While her wud buzy, Dadda and I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So, not dis day, but yes'day, Momma habded a 'ppointment in Towonto. While her wud buzy, Dadda and I walk 'round, watch da peeple (dey fun watch!) All ob a sudden, dis bery, BERY bad wobber guy wunned past us. 2 powice occifers wunnin' affer him. Him habded wobbed a wotta banks, so dere wuz no moneys weft in da hole city. Da powice men say,"Get dat bad guy!! He bery bad!!! We tu tired run anymore!!"
Me, Zaidie, I takeded off wunning , only affer I say, "Dadda, I go get dis bad guy???" He say, "Yes, Zaidie-pup! Wun WUN wike da wind!!!" So I wunnded BERY fast - fastest pup EBER da peeple frum Guinness book ob werld wecords sez!! I wunnded and wunnded; den I catchded up to da BERY bad wobber guy and I sez, "Hey, bad man! You need stop,'kay??" So him stopped and patted my cute lil' head and den da police occifers drove up in dere bery fast car and dey jump out and dey say,"YAY, Zaidie-pup, fastest pup eber!! Fanks fer catch dis bery bad man. Here a tweet you!!" Den dey say, " We need you be Chief Doggie powice occifer. You wanna do dat???' I say, "uh, no fanks, I jus' here wate my Momma, but fanks fer asking me 'bout dat."
See? Bery 'citing day fer me!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Happy Can'da Day, E'vybody!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/601863</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 1 Jul 2009 17:10:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hi, it me, Zaidie. I bery tired now. We habded a busy Can'da day. Dadda dint haf go werk , so we wen ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi, it me, Zaidie. I bery tired now. We habded a busy Can'da day. Dadda dint haf go werk , so we went on woad twip to cemetary in           Towonto to say hi to Gwamma who went Heaben last year. She hab lubbly final westing spot under big, shady twee - bery nice. Dadda and Momma are twying figure out what  put in widdle garden area near grave. I thot a hydro pole be gud for da doggies. Momma sed," Zaidie- pup, it 's not about the doggies THIS TIME." I say,"Okay, jus' twying hewp."
Den we went dwiving to find a pwace where we cood walk by da wake. We did!! We habded a gweat walk and I made lotz nu frenz - all kinza pups. Now I need sweep. Nite-nite, pup pals ob mine!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whut da...??</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/601520</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:08:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/601520</guid>
		<description>Sometime dis day, da number ob bisitors to da Zaidie page went ober 2,000! Now it 2,004! WOW! Momma  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sometime dis day, da number ob bisitors to da Zaidie page went ober 2,000! Now it 2,004! WOW! Momma and I dint eben notice. I wemember 1,000 - dat wuz 'citing. Dis eben more 'citing!! Sumday I be cewebwity, wike my gud frend, Ernie George! WOO-HOO!!!!! Dis calls fer a tweat or sumfing...Momma?]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dis cwazy day!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/601145</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:23:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/601145</guid>
		<description>One minute it sunny. Nex' minute it waining hard an' fundering an' stuff. Nex' minute it sunny; den  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ One minute it sunny. Nex' minute it waining hard an' fundering an' stuff. Nex' minute it sunny; den cwoudy; den waining 'gain.
I hear dat sum pups don wike da funders. It not bofer me.

Gwampa still in hosible. Dis nite Momma go wif Dadda for a qwik bisit. I be ok fer 3 or 4 hours or years - whuteber it be....long as dey 'member turn An'mal Pwanet on teebee.

Sum bery nice peece ob man meat in a bwown uniform, dwiving a 
bwown twuck  jus' dewivered Momma's J Crew package. 
"Momma, why you say him 'man meat'? Him not cobered in steak or bacon or wibs or..."
'Just because, Zaidie....just because."
I hafta ask Dadda 'bout dis. Men shood not be wunnin' 'wound dis city cobered in meat...unwess dey stop and give da doggies a snack!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whoa! Fwiday awweady??</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/600359</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:01:55 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/600359</guid>
		<description>Dis week hab gone by bery fast. Dadda gone dis day. He hab fix Gwampaw Peter's 'puter; den he go bis ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dis week hab gone by bery fast. Dadda gone dis day. He hab fix Gwampaw Peter's 'puter; den he go bisit udder Grampaw in hosible. Dis morning, dough, he and Momma takeded me to da BET. Momma tried twick me wike wast time when I thot she sez "goin' to Tibet", not goin' to da bet. Dint werk. I on top 'o fings now.
An'way, I hab been chewing on my paws and Momma/Dadda wanted to see whut going on. Da bet takded wotta bwood from me and her send it to da wab, so dey see whut I 'llergic to. Den we figir out whut to do 'bout it.
 Da bet sez I bery gud boy when her taking my bwood - dint eben moove, but when her twimmed my nails, I 'sloded wif Pup Power!!! Dada had help her keep me frum bein' "squirmy werm". Dat's whut her call me. BOL!
E'vy body at Bet's office wike me wots, sez I cute an' stuff. But I don wike da kitty who wives dere. He make me all upset. I wuz barkin' a' him and makin' squeeky 'lil noizes. Da kitty not eben wook a' me. I don wike be ignored, 'specially by a kitty!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fanks, E'vybody!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/600183</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:55:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Fanks for all da nice comments 'bout my gwampaw. Dadda came home 'while go and said dat Gwampaw watc ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Fanks for all da nice comments 'bout my gwampaw. Dadda came home 'while go and said dat Gwampaw watching baseball (go Bwue Jays! sez Gwampaw) on teebee in his hosible woom when Dadda weft hosible. He comfy and not in pain. He has potty twubbles (bowel obstruction), but da doctors not want opewate cuz dey wuwwied 'bout his heart. It beat too fast, so dey need slow it down 'fore dey eben fink 'bout sergery. Fanks fer finking 'bout my Gwampaw, pup pals!! You all bery nice!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My gwampa sick :(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/600097</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:58:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My gwampa in hosible. He hab been dere for week alweady. Doctors and nurses try make him feewl bedde ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My gwampa in hosible. He hab been dere for week alweady. Doctors and nurses try make him feewl bedder. I bery sad cuz I not  'llowed in hosible. I maded him a card and shredded it pawsonally (dat my signature). Momma, Dadda all stwessed out cuz Gwamma jus' went Heaven last August. 
Dadda (on bacation dis week) been wif him lotz. Hosible kinda far 'way, so Momma and me, Zaidie, stay home and wait. Dis way, I don hafta be 'lone and Dadda can stay long as he want for bisit wif Gwampa. I fink him need sum Zaidie kisses for get bedder. Dey fix e'vyfing!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bestest Day Eber!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/599729</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:35:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Momma, Dadda and I went on woad twip yes'day to my favouritest place in da werld - da doggie beach a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Momma, Dadda and I went on woad twip yes'day to my favouritest place in da werld - da doggie beach at Pinery Provincial Park on Wake Huron. I met lotsa nice pups and dere peeples. Dere wuz  sum Greyhounds, a Bernese Mountain Dog, lots of liddle pups and 'bout elebenty-six fousand Goldens who spent da whole day swimmin' and pwaying fetch wif sticks. 
It wooked wike SO much fun dat I wanted try, so Momma frew a stick in wake fer me. Did I go in da wader to get da stick?? Are you cwazy???? I don wike swimmin' yet, but I went in wif Dadda till my belly got wet (and cuz my leggies are so short, it dint take long for dat happen!!)
I did sum diggin', sum nappin', sum snackin', Dadda and I went walking on da beach and we all had sum wadermewwon - TASTY! Den, on da way home, we stopped at 'Donald's and I had sum ice cweam!!
Today it bery hot here, Zaidie's Place. I too tired for walk and Momma sez it too hot. We go later. I need sleep!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Happy Fadder's Day, Daddas of ev'rypup!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/598798</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 08:23:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I giveded my Dadda a wovely gift - 3 bery speshul glass hearts. Dey wepwesent our fambly: me, Momma, ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I giveded my Dadda a wovely gift - 3 bery speshul glass hearts. Dey wepwesent our fambly: me, Momma,Dadda. Guess whut he givded me! No, nod a nu Kong or Cuz; not eben a nice walk, or a nu game fer my 'puter. Nope, my Dadda givded me a B-A-F-F. Can you bewieve it??  Dere I was being the bestest boi EBER, jus' playin' wif my stuff. All da sudden, dere I wuz in laundry tub in basement, soaking wet and cobered wif soap. Momma wuz dere wif da treats, so she wuz part of da Fadder's Day baff conspiracy. Not gud, Momma. I hab gud mem'ry. Watch out!!
Soon we go to Gwandma and Gwandpa's howse, so I can pway wif cuzin Woody and show off my nu wifejacket awound da pool. It bery nice day here, Zaidie's pwace. Happy fadder's day to all da Daddas who DINT give dere doggies baffs!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>'nonymous! Who da heck are you???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/598029</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:19:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>'nonymous jus' giveded me a diamond. I don know if he are gurl or boi pup. Dis bery confusing. I wik ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ 'nonymous jus' giveded me a diamond. I don know if he are gurl or boi pup. Dis bery confusing. I wike da sparkliness ob da diamond. Bery nice. Who cood dis  'nonymous pup be???
In uther 'citing nus, Momma and I went to a special doggie store today. It smelled SO gud in dere, I thot I wuz gonna go cwazy!!! We buyded me a wifejacket. Momma sez it so I don faw in Grandma/Grandpa's pool and get drownded. Dat not be gud. All pups shood wear wifejackets if dey gon be near pools or on boats, 'specially if dey aren't gud swimmers. We don know if I gud swimmer cuz I habnt fawded into da pool YET. Dat whut Momma sez,"YET" cuz I bery curious. She fink I be fawing in soon!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>'nonymous is back!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/597651</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:01:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>and I fink he wosing his mind!! He giveded me a hawt dawg!! Then him thot he made a boo boo wif him  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ and I fink he wosing his mind!! He giveded me a hawt dawg!! Then him thot he made a boo boo wif him pome, so him givded me a beech ball, too!! He CWAZY!!! But I shur wuv hawt dawgs - dey were my speshul 'bedience skool treet fer dewing gud werk at skool!! WUV DEM!! An' I can pway soccer wif da beech ball when we go my favrit doggie beech SOON!! YAY!! Fanks, 'nonymous! You nicest pup pal any pup evfur habded! I wuv you!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hey! You guys know Sully and Socks???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/597580</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:26:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Sully and Socks' Dad had a heart attack and is in intensive care. Since  Mr. and Mrs. Sully and Sock ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sully and Socks' Dad had a heart attack and is in intensive care. Since  Mr. and Mrs. Sully and Socks are SO nice and kind and generous to all da pup pals and dere peeples, pleeze drop by dere page and let dem know you're finking of dem. Dat be bery nice, e'vypup!!
Dere Dogster number is 752866. Fanks fer helping out a coupla gweat frenz and dere peeps!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Congwadumatations to me, Zaidie!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/597379</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:03:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Zaidie ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I gwaduated from gwade free at 'bedience school dis night!!! I habded 'leben (11) excewents and and  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I gwaduated from gwade free at 'bedience school dis night!!! I habded 'leben (11) excewents and and free (3) guds!! Momma an' Dadda so pwoud me, Zaidie. Dey say," We so pwoud you dat we gon buy elebenty-fousand pounds steak, jus' fer you, Zaidie-pup!!" Yup, dey say dat!!  Oh, here da truck ob steak wight now!! Gotta go help!! Nite nite, pup pals!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Did you say, &quot;ICE CWEEM&quot;!!!???!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/930039/diary/Zaidies_howse_ob_haggis_and_scotch/596852</link>

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