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<title>Living Life in the "Fast Lane"</title>
<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane</link>
<description>Dogster diary for the dog Herbie&hearts;Derby</description>
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<copyright>Copyright 2013 by Herbie&hearts;Derby &amp; Dogster</copyright>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:25:25 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Wonderful Visitor has arrived today</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/527190</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:39:38 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Willy B. Goinfar has been a delight to have around.  All the photo taken and laughs mommy got from m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Willy B. Goinfar has been a delight to have around.  All the photo taken and laughs mommy got from me and Willy was really worth him visiting us.  I like to make mommy laugh and Willy sure helped me out in doing so!  I hope you get to have a visit with Willy cause he sure is a great little donkey!!  If you havent signed up to recieve Willy to arrive at your house then its not to late.  Check us out at Pawsatively Bostylicious!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh what a joyesssss day here at the Herbie Derby farm</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/520545</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:33:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I was jus told I was chosen second place at Spoiled Pugs for my Halloween page.  Im so bugcited I co ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I was jus told I was chosen second place at Spoiled Pugs for my Halloween page.  Im so bugcited I could just howlllllll at the moon!  Thanks to all the admins and furiends at Spoiled Pugs this is a great month for me!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Flop has made today 10-19-08 Herbie Derby day!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/517937</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 09:49:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Flop has really made my day!!!  Here is what they have said and done!

***AJ pushing food cart wit ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Flop has really made my day!!!  Here is what they have said and done!

***AJ pushing food cart with front paws while dragging drink wagon by his talented curlie tail***

Tossing confetti and tooting a horn...

Welcome to the Herbie Derby Celebration Day!!!

That's right... have you heard... Herbie is the BIG WINNER!!!

He makes us proud to be Grilla Guys and Monkey Girls...
Come eat... play... and give the Flying Monkey some loves....

We are so proud of our Herbie &#9829; Derby]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well Well Well.... I won first place in the costume contest in the paws in the park today!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/517665</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 13:21:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>First of all it started off before the sun even came out to say hello!  

We arrived at Paws in th ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ First of all it started off before the sun even came out to say hello!  

We arrived at Paws in the Park in Jenks Oklahoma.  Dog's everywhere!  Every breed every shape and size!  Can a dog ever have to many treats?  If you asked me that yesterday I would say NO WAY!  But after today im treated out!  Every way I turned I was getting treats! If I wasn't getting a treat I was getting my picture taken by someone!

Well I knew something was up when mommy pulled out that darn rooten tooten flying monkey costume!  Yep, you guessed it she put that sucker on me and off we went in front of LOTS of people!  All I could do is Grin I mean after all they was all laughing at me!  

Lots and Lots of dogs in this costume contest I was called 3rd and then it seemed like FOREVERRRRRRR untill they went thru all the dogs in the contest I mean foreveeerrrrrrrr!!!  They said we going to call up our 3 winners then announce the 1st 2nd and 3rd place winners.  So this dog that was dressed as ronald mc donald was called then I do believe this dog that was grapes was called then I heard ... HERBIE DERBY front and center.  OH me and mommy went to shaking thinking no way this is true?  So we march up there they announced the 3rd place winner (a boston terrier) then the second place winner and then mommy kinda stood there and it hit her and me both ... WE WON WE WON...MOMMY WE WON... 

Herbie Derby please step forward you are the first place winner of the Paws in the Park costume contest.  Mommy felt like she just won the jack pot!  We won all kinds of stuff I mean ... all kinds!  Neatest thing and biggest thing we won is a hand painted portrat of Me on velvet by a famous artist in Tulsa.  So mommy has to pick out the cutest picture of me and send it to this artist so she can Paint me up all handsom!  
Oh, and I will be on the news!  And in the Newspaper!

Step back step back to tired for autographs now maybe later!  

Well there's my day in a nut shell it's time for some monkey sleep!

Sincerly,
Herbie Derby]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>This is one of the happiest Days of my life!!!  Look ...just look what I have been chosen for!  And all the sweet words said ab</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/514412</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Oct 2008 20:13:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>FLOP's Star of the month for October isssssssssssss HERBIE DERBY!!! http://www.dogster.com/dogs/6228 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ FLOP's Star of the month for October isssssssssssss HERBIE DERBY!!! http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899

Herbie Derby AKA The Prince of Destruction is a 1 year old Power Ball!

His favorite things to do is ripping things to shreds and being as bad as a Pugger can be!

Herbie came to Dogster in Sept of 07 and in that short time he has managed to make over 1600 pals! His humor and antics has won the hearts of all who meet him.

Among his many accomplishments, Herbie is a Super Model, strutting down the runways modeling for Stylin Profilen Doggy Duds.

He's an accomplished Dragon Slayer at PRT, with his very own style for battling those pesky flying, fire breathing, Rats!

And has just this month won a Halloween costume contest dressed as a Flying Monkey!

If you haven't had the pleasure of meeting this unique guy..visit his page, http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899

Send a pal request, or if you are already pals with this playful Pug, leave him your best wishes and a few bones!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What a grand oh day!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/512512</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 4 Oct 2008 17:05:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well the day started off with a harness and a leash I knew I was going somewhere and just didnt know ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well the day started off with a harness and a leash I knew I was going somewhere and just didnt know where.  Off to the car I went with mommy and her friend.  I was in that car for 2 1/2 long hrs.  Oh but no complains here!  Arriving to a place I thought I died and went to Heaven.  Pugs EVERYWHERE ... I looked left ..PUGS I looked RIGHT pugs.  I have never seen the like of pugs in my entire year of living.  

Mommy said oh no Herbs you have to stay on a leash.  I begged and begged yea know gave the googly eye look and finally momma cut the cord and FREE I was!!  I ran like no other there wasnt a pug or person in that park I didnt sniff or try to play with!  I tell you doggies out there in dogster world I had the time of my life!  Get this.. I was on my very best behavior!  Nope im not lieing either!  I would run and run and come back check in with mom make sure  mommy was ok and off I went again!  Oh, I can hardly wait until next time!  Oh, dear pals thats not all!

I got to meet my very first dogster pal in real life!  Buster he was a very cool boston terrier I liked him and he liked me and well we just bonded like we knew each other forever!  Mommy kept clicking that camera ... so many photos for all my furiends to enjoy!  But that's not all!!

Non the less your very own Herbie Derby won the halloween costum contest!  I had camera's flashing at me from every which direction I thought for a bit I was on America's next top model!  

Well im really tuckered out now sure has been a great day for me!  I best go get some puggy rest!!!

Sincerely,
Herbie Derby]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Favorite Thing!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/509359</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:04:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 
 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 
 9:40 am - A wa ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 
 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 
 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 
 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 
 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 
 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 
 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
 5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing! 
 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 
 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My My My...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/499416</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:17:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>What's this world coming to?  My dear girlfriend now thinks im a perfect model for a painting!  Amaz ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What's this world coming to?  My dear girlfriend now thinks im a perfect model for a painting!  Amazing Grace you did a wonderful job painting me but.... I's not sure the lips fit the model..My My My next thing I know my girlyfriend Josie will have me on next top model!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Herbie the Dragon Slayer</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/496461</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:18:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Herbie The Dragon Slayer 

An outcast was I so long ago.  My face a thing I could not show.  Rejec ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Herbie The Dragon Slayer 

An outcast was I so long ago.  My face a thing I could not show.  Rejected by all the land was I a lonely outcast I could only cry.  Then came a night in late September a starry night I would remember.  And as a star flew by I made my wish And an oh King Spivey  came and told me this.  

"On thy horse ride with me to the castle by the sea.  Tis the dragon you must slay save the Queen of pug Fairy and the day.  Follow me the path is near to the dragon the doggies fear.  You'll recieve the fairy's hand and the loalty of the land."

So I followed King Spivey , the wise oh man first I rode then I ran I charged at the dragon with my sword knowing of the great reward.  I struck it once I struck it twice my sword's blade completely precise and as the dragon wounded, died!!  You're my Hero Josie the Queen pug fairy Cried.

The End]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>tears from my heart!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/493184</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:36:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Libby Lou has left our house to another house with a 10 year old girl that can give her the love and ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Libby Lou has left our house to another house with a 10 year old girl that can give her the love and affection that she deserves.  I know Libby has left because I am just setting here with big puppy dog tears.  I will never see my partner in crime again and it has my heart crying out.  Why did this have to happen?  Mommy says humans have responsabitities when it comes to taking care of little doggies and Libby Lou's dad failed to take care of her.  So now im setting here with sadness from now on I will behave and be a good little boy!

Broken Hearted Herbs]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Trouble AGAINNNNNNNNNN</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/484928</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:13:37 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well believe it or nottttttttttttt I am in the dog house AGAIN!!! YEP ... my sissy left her bedroom  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well believe it or nottttttttttttt I am in the dog house AGAIN!!! YEP ... my sissy left her bedroom door open and left her favorite bear on her bed well I didnt like it there ... so I snuck it out back and ripped it to shreads... but of course it was LIBBY"S idea... Oh wait... can't blame this one on libby cause her has short legs and well can't jump up on da sissy's bed!!!  

OH NO!!!!  Mommy just grabbed her camera ... 

*runs and jumps in front of the door* NO NO mom don't take photo's of the dead bear .... den my furiends will fink im a mean oh puggy  *gives mommy the sad puppy dog eyes*


OH BROTHER.... I mean OH SISTER ... cause her don't know yet...:r]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Grounded for life!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/483955</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:14:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy is sooooooooo angry with me right now she said if I dont stop destroying things im going to ha ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy is sooooooooo angry with me right now she said if I dont stop destroying things im going to have to pack my bags and find me a new home!!!  My mommy loves me so much and I really let her down this time!!!  I destroyed a couch Libby Lou and I did!!  It's no longer a couch let's just put it that way we worked so hard while mom was out this evening.... all mom can say is im so mad at you Herbie your grounded :(  I have big tears dripping down my cheeks(for real I do) cause I know just how mad mommy is at me!!!

Poooeeey *sets in the corner and cries*  Im grounded!!!!  In the Pokey!!!!

Troubled Herbs]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I just wanted to share this poem from my sweet Josie!!  Her's da bestest!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/474930</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:53:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>oh Herbs,
You woo me like a bard of old,
your prose are rhyming pure of gold,
and yet your essenc ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ oh Herbs,
You woo me like a bard of old,
your prose are rhyming pure of gold,
and yet your essence in a jar,
reminds me of the dude you are,
Herbie, , sweet and raunchy bold!

Good morning!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Herbdeenee da wedding crasher</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/440343</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:01:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Here comes da bride all dressed wiff pride!!
Here comes da Herbie all happy inside!!

We was off  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Here comes da bride all dressed wiff pride!!
Here comes da Herbie all happy inside!!

We was off to see our Unky OCC in Texas.  I sat in mommies lapped and watched da cars fly by like the Indy 500!  Wooosh!  Zooom!  I was da best wittle guy I had all this energy building up inside me!  I heard mommy tell our nascar driver Daddy next pit stop across the state border lets let these little fur babies out to potty!  My ears went to steaming and mind went to turning!  

We pull into this big nice Texas rest stop I look over to the right and in front of the big Texas Star there was a big nice wedding going on ..(kinda strange but its true) I really got to foaming and drooling out the mouth with excitement then ..Boy Oh boy all these people they will just wub me and all dis attention oh boy oh boy.  Ok on wiff da story

Daddy get's me out and Mommy gets Diamond out and we walk up towards the potties for da humans and daddy hands me over to da mommy and we walk around I do my business Diamond does her's and I keep walking getting closer and closer to this BIG REST AREA WEDDING..Here comes daddy mommy hands me over to daddy and mommy disappears behind the doors and then reappears... Mommy takes my leash again ..and I keep leading her closer and closer to the wedding ... What mommy did not know was I was working my HARNESS loose...BAM out of the HARNESS I came!!  Mommy starts yelling daddy starts yelling mommy starts crying I start laughing and running!  You got it .. I had to be right in the middle of these folks wedding...Mommy chasin me daddy chasin me 7 other people chasin a guy with 2 shnauzers chasing me ... Mommy starts freaking out and crying then these 2 old ladies try luring me in I wasnt going to fall for sweet innocent cute granny's no way!!!  Around and Around I went big oh crap eating grin on my face... I was getting tired and hungry I mean for petes sake's I was on da run for 40 min. by now!  This big oh burrrrrrly lookin dude sat down on da ground and was eating a pop tart I guess im a fool for pop tarts ... This BURRRRlllyyy lookin guy decides him and I would have a pick e nic wiff his pop tart... so I sat down next to the guy he broke me off a piece and he broke him off a piece I would eat my piece he would eat his piece ...then he was sneaky about it every piece he pinched off it kept getting closer and closer to him ...I mean dat pop tart was yummy I wasnt going to let his looks get between him and dat pop tart so I inched up closer to da guy and got my piece of pop tart... BAM he grabbed me up... SNATCHED ME UP... I was tricked!!!!  

Mommy was Happy and stopped crying Daddy was mad and embarrassed!  I had to go wiff mommy over to da wedding and say im sorry and wish them all da best of luck in there life....So for the rest of the weekend MOMMY was not to happy wiff me... She calls me the Wedding Crasher...

I call it pure badnezzzz and fun myself....
So any doggy have any spare pop tarts im feeling a bit hungry]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Daddy's Prezzie</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/433490</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 4 Mar 2008 20:40:42 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>You know I wubs my mommy and my daddy.  And I realized just how much day do for me each and every da ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ You know I wubs my mommy and my daddy.  And I realized just how much day do for me each and every day.  So this evening I thought I would do for daddy.  So I went out thru my doggy door Yes I know how to use it now.  So i went outside and looked around kinda skipping around kicking the dirt sniffing the ground.  Then all of a sudden I found it I seen it I just knew that daddy would want it.  So I grabbed it up and took it right to daddy.  I put it smack dab in the middle of his lap.  

All of a sudden daddy yells at mommy.........  Come get your dog... Come here... Oh My Gosh Becca ... Your dog ...and I knew right then he was talking about me cause you know im a momma's boy after all.  

Geez Peez daddy did'nt want my turd I found outside he made mommy come get it out of his lap Mommy was so proud of me she just laughed and laughed and daddy just kept getting red in da face!  I was just wanting to give him a prezzie!  Mommy picked it up with a kleenex of course and kinda looked at it cause it looked funny she said... she was laughing so hard she dropped my prezzie and broke it.  How we get these humans to appreciate our prezzies???

Dang in da dog house again!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Flopster of the Week</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/433229</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 4 Mar 2008 10:51:15 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>You know I have not realized just how many wonderful friends I have and im not about to count them c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ You know I have not realized just how many wonderful friends I have and im not about to count them cause there is tons!  I cruise around from group to group from time to time cause you know me im noisy and all about having fun and barking around!  I am here to tell you dat Flop is a fun and cool place to hang out!  They all voted me flopster of the week this week just how cool is that?  Thank You to all my Floppy Friends!  And Im not about to leave out my wonderful home of Pugapaloooza you know where all us badddnnnezzz dogs bark around and all the havic is caused!  Moral of my diary for today is Thank You all for being such lovely and wonderful Pals barking from the bottom of my heart!

Sincerely,
Herbie Derby]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Escape Artist</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/432025</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 1 Mar 2008 11:28:56 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wow see that just proves that we pugs and smart and full of idears. Let me tell you all about what I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow see that just proves that we pugs and smart and full of idears. Let me tell you all about what I just did... im an escape artist ... Mommy was in the kitchen cleaning and yelled to daddy hey open those front windows in the front living area and dining room. I watched of course! I look out that dining room window often cause when my mommy leaves I have to watch her to make sure its clear for me to rip the house to shreds. Anywho daddy opens the windows and walks away and goes into the back living room. I go in there and check on mommy make sure she is busy and check on daddy to make sure he was nose first in the oh boob tube ... I tell Diamond the coast is clear I slowly and gently tip toe into the dining room and climb up in the chair and I use my little smooshy face to work the screen off the window oh so quiet not even a mouse could of heard me ... BAM screen off and im out the window ... gone ... Mommy goes and sets down to eat her lunch and notices something strange I wasnt lickin on her toes or up her crack while she was eating... HERBIE HERBIE where are you HERBIE ...HERBIE you want a TREAT? HERBIE ... and well of course I didnt come cause I was down the street hunchin on a chihuhua....Mom finally figured out I was not in the house so she goes out back yea know in my brand new big back yard and walks all around it NOPE no HERBIE ...so she looks high and low all thru the house NOPE no HERBIE .... Dad said ...Becca look at the window the screen is gone ... MOM screamed ... HERBIEEEEEEEEE im going to beat youuuuu.... she runs out the front door .... yelling and screaming HERBIEEEEE HERBIEEEEEEE.... she spots me ... doing my business.... I mean by gosh I was just trying to have some fun... so guess what I am in TROUBLE ...AGAIN]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>$1500.00 Prezzie</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/423181</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 8 Feb 2008 19:10:18 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Tomorrow is going to be da most exciting day in my life!  I am getting a brand new yard!  All mine I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Tomorrow is going to be da most exciting day in my life!  I am getting a brand new yard!  All mine I will be free to roam!  I can poopy in my very own corner and no doggy can say nuttin about it.  Also, this shall be fun ... I am going to have to learn how to use a doggy door.  What ever that is... Anything is more gooder then that stinkin oh cage Any you doggies owned by a mean oh cage?  I am here to tell you it is no fun to be behind dem bars So I am so very pugcited about getting this brand new Prezzie My brand new privacy fence!  *jumps up and down and does a 360 in mid air*  

Oh yea mommy has allready told me no digging!  Yea right that is the first thing im going to do dig dig dig That is what we are suppose to do right Puggies?  I mean I wouldn't mind finding some treasure down below that's what im doing Yep that's my story!  

I will make sure da mommy takes pictures of me running free free as a puggy can be!  

Free Bird,
Herbie]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Splish Splash Mommy was taken a bath....</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/416070</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:15:04 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>splish splash mommy was taking a shower all of a Tuesday eve 

Occ and I sat and plotted why is th ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ splish splash mommy was taking a shower all of a Tuesday eve 

Occ and I sat and plotted why is the mommy behind dat curtain?  Why is she singing?  She is having way to much fun without us....Till all of a sudden .............................................
I jumped into the shower and Occ followed you should of seen the mommy jump!  Barney tried to get in put he could hardly reach the top of the bathtub!  

Mommy laughed and laughed ... she said I have never showered with 2 pugs before I tried to get out and Occ was pushing and mauing at me and trying to get out and that mean oh mommy just laughed and would'nt help either one of us out.   We looked like 2 drowned over sized rats...

Mommy said what she would of done to of had a video tape....BBBrrrrrrrrrr im wet and im cold ...buuuhummmmg It was OCC's idea!  *puts nose up in the air and turns back toward them all*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Opening my own paper factory...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/415326</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:56:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy weft me alone again with Diamond.  I sat for a few moments and thought you know mommy and dadd ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy weft me alone again with Diamond.  I sat for a few moments and thought you know mommy and daddy works lots of hours what can I do to help them out?

My solution to open my own paper factory.  So I started by shredding lots of paper including toilet paper, construction paper out of my hooman brudders room oh yea and his homework he left in the floor.  I thought I might need alittle bit more so I shredded all the tags on mommy and daddy's bed.  So all this paper is shredded all over the house and ready for the pulper.  

I am hiring and accepting applications .....

Oh, never mind mommy just shut my company down .... Pooey *stomps foot*  I was just trying to help ....

Always in twouble,
Herbie Derby]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Diggy for those Carpet critters</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/415004</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 20:14:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy and Daddy was asleep!   I was asleep beside them all nice and nestled in!  I was sound asleep. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy and Daddy was asleep!   I was asleep beside them all nice and nestled in!  I was sound asleep..... till I heard these little bugs.... I moved to the left side of the bed ... to the right ...I kept hearing them saying Herbie ..Herbie im over here.. No over here ...

I searched and searched for them little critters.  Finally I figured out they was down low.. off the bed.  So I got down and started snooping.  I know ed I was getting closer cause they was getting louder.  I leaned down close to the carpet ... closer ... louder...closer... THERE THEY ARE.... I start to dig and dig and dig  I dug so much I dug a hole the size of a grapefruit in the carpet.  NOTHING was there.. I must of been hearing things.  I climbed back up in da bed and went to sleep like nothing happened!

OH something Happened allright when mommy and daddy got up this morning I was in BIG.... BIG Twouble!  So Low and behold Im in da dog house!  *Sighs* No fun .... Wish they heard what I heard...

Curious Booger Hearer,
Herbie]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>behind the crate bars...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/389827</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:27:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well I woke up today just like any other day!  Loving on da mommy taking all sissy's toys and hiding ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well I woke up today just like any other day!  Loving on da mommy taking all sissy's toys and hiding them so cant play with and running around behing myself!  I kept hearing everyone talking about peanuts this, jewels gone, acorns plucked I sure wish I knew what they was talking about.  

Well we get in the car and go for this ride and it was a bit away and I started getting antsy maybe perhaps I had a strange feeling something was fixing to happen!

Sure enough we walk into this hairy strange place and I set up on da counter and watched da mommy fill out all these papers and talk to these 2 ladies about ok well come back in the morning and pick him up.  Mommy got these big watery fings rollin down her cheeks and well then I thought I better get some watery fings rollin down my cheeks then we both look over at da daddy and you got it...watery fings rollin down his as well.

This strange lady swoops me up from my mommys arms...hey Mommy where am I going wiff dis lady??  Mommy don't let her take me ...  All of a sudden my mommy disappears and I end up behind these bars.  Dogs barking all around me I fink day was crying for there mommy too!!  

LIGHTS OUT!!!  

Next thing I know I waked up and I felt this strange feeling between my legs.  I looked down and I was 2 less ... you got it no more jewels, no more acorns, no more boy left in me.  Yep I am a man but who says a Grown man pug can't cry for his mommy?  Here it is 10 PM and mommy is no where to be seen or heard.  I am alone in this place without my mommy!  

Dear mommy and friends I will never be bad again I will always behave no matter the situation just please come get me I miss you all!!!

sad and lonely,
Herbie]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Halloween assignment!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/382725</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:51:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I was sulking a little....standing at the sidelines while all the other pugs danced with their prett ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I was sulking a little....standing at the sidelines while all the other pugs danced with their pretty partners..... His puggy girlyfriend, Moxie  had not come to the dance that night.....Moxie was not feeling to good and decided to remain at home. His friends, Puggie and Hercules, came up to him between sets with a cold drink and some words of encouragement. "After all, Moxie is not the only pug girl in the world," Puggy said. "There are many pretty girl pugs here tonight. Dance with one of them." Bolstered by his friend's words, he started looking around the dance hall. His eye fell upon a beautiful young pug standing wistfully at the edge of the floor beside the door to the terrace. She was dressed in an old-fashioned white gown and her skin was pale as the moon. Her dark eyes watched the dance hungrily from her position behind a tall fern, and he felt his heart beat faster... Such a lovely pug should be dancing! He made his way through the bustling crowd and bowed to the pug in white. She looked startled by his addresses, as if she had not expected any pug to notice her that night. But she readily assented to dance with him, and he proudly led her out onto the floor for the next set, all thoughts of Moxie gone from his mind. Puggie and some of the other Pugapalooza friends gave him odd looks as he danced with the puggy girl in white. A few times, the pugs bumped right into them as if they had not seen his partner at all. He was furious and wanted to stop the dance and make the pugs apologize to the puggy girl in white, but she just laughed and hushed him. When the dance was over, he hurried to get his fair partner a drink. Puggie approached him at the refreshment table. "When I told you to dance, I meant with a partner," his friend teased him. I was dancing with a partner," Herbie replied, irritated by his friends remark. "The loveliest pug in all of Pugapalooza!" "You've had too much to drink, my friend," Puggie replied. "You were dancing by yourself out there!" Herbie glared at his friend and turned away without answering him. Making his way back to the girly pug in white, he handed her a glass and asked her to stroll with him along the terrace. The night was beautiful, the sky full of stars, and he stared at the pug in white with his heart in his eyes as they stood looking out over the beautiful scene. The pug in white turned to him with a sigh and said: "Thank you for the dance, Senor. It has been a very long time since I had such pleasure." "Let us dance again, then," Herbie said infatuatedly. But she shook her head. "I must leave now," she said, catching up her skirts with one paw and drifting toward the stairs at the side of the terrace. "Please don't go," Herbie pleaded, following her. "I must," she said, turning to look at him. Her eyes softened when she saw the look on Herbie's face. "Come with me?" she invited, holding out a pale paw. His heart pounded rapidly at the thought. More than anything in the world, he wanted to go with this lovely pug. And then his mind registered the fact that he could see the stone wall of the terrace through the pug's hand. His desire melted away before the shock of that realization. He looked into her face again, and realized that she was fading away before his eyes. At the look of horror on his face, the girly pug gave a sad laugh and dropped her paw, which was nearly transparent now. 
"Goodbye," she said, her body becoming thin and misty. "Goodbye." 

Then she was gone. 

Herbie gave a shout of terror when he realized he had been dancing with a ghost. He bolted from the premises, he starts to run towards home.  Looking to the left as a blurr he spots what he thought was the great pumpkin.  (truth be known it was prolly Barney Hiding inside a carved pumpkin trying to skeer me even more)  Running faster and faster in pure fear. When Puggie came by  the next day , he told his friend the whole story. Puggie whistled in awe. You saw the spirit of Onry Onyx, my friend," he said. "She was the daughter of one of the local Pugapaloozan's who lived in this region . She died  night before her first ball and they say her spirit sometimes attends the local dances, hoping to claim one of the dances that she missed."  He shuddered at the thought of his dance with the ghost. "I will not be visiting that dance hall again," he told Puggie. "From now on, all my dances will be with Moxie!" 

And he kept his word.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Las Vegas Twip as I seen it....</title>
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				<pubdate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:24:58 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My skool report is over da Mgmgrand:

Oh wet me tell you how exciting dis pwace was we walked in a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My skool report is over da Mgmgrand:

Oh wet me tell you how exciting dis pwace was we walked in a wittle after 11:oo Am and first fing we saw was dis great big oh Lion habitat day says its for our public education and for appreciation for majestic creation of nature.  *shrugs shoulder* what ever dat means.  Oh should of heard him Raor is skeered me almost inside out. I jumped up on some elder woman and just pee'd all over her.  She was wike son what's your problemo?  I was shakin alot like Scoooby do does when he see's a monster.  I just knew I was a gonner.  After dat frightning, wetting adventure we wondered off to this Huge Theatre day call Hollywood Theatre I just knew I was become famous here I mean after all it did say Hollywood.  So we go in and set down I start wookin around seats every where and so purdy you should of seen da vaulted ceiling in dis pwace and da stage I was in awwwww then all of a sudden I hear dis really loud music I jump up on my Hind legs frowing my paws up in da air and I scream ...I did'nt do it I did'nt do it everyone wooks at me like I have lost my jewels in a battle...This Strange wookin man appears on stage wiff to large swords I just knew right then I was a gonner!!  He is going to do away wiff me!  *Ladies and gentlepugs I am here to present the all oh mighty David Copperfielddddddd **everypug starts clapping and screaming** I wook around and thought They are clapping cause he's going to do away wiff me?  I slowly move and slide down under my seat and sneak off I was so skeered I thought to myself I will never ever be a bad pug again.  So I wonder off leaving all da other puggies behind in dat Mean oh sword magic show type off wiff my head type pwace.  
*eyes as large as softballs*  Wowsa ...wook at all da babes in dis place looks up and says Mgm Grand's crazy Horse Paris Babes everywhere and oh my no clothes on *covers eyes wiff paw leaving a gap to see thru*  thinks to self I know Puggie would love to be here wiff me at dis place.  Breafftaking..I better not report on what I seen in dis place I fink it's best we weave dis one out of my report so I don't get in twouble for writing x-rated words.
Well Dat better sum up my report on this exciting adventure at da Grand after all it's been um pretty peeciting I mean welly dat old lady needed sum perfummy anyways nuttin like puggy peefummy!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My drunk and disorderly conduct In Wikiki</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622899/diary/Living_life_in_the_fast_lane/373906</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 9 Oct 2007 17:40:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I have had plenty of day's, hours, minutes and seconds to think about what I have done.  Might you a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have had plenty of day's, hours, minutes and seconds to think about what I have done.  Might you ask?  Yes, I am quilty...quilty of Public intoxication while on my school trip in Hawaii with all my Pugapalooza pups.....

Arriving in Hawaii with my big sissy Diamond got me so darn pugcited I just lost my garsh darn mind.  First of all after getting off the plane looking around and seeing all the foody places and purdy Hawaiin pugs I took it upon myself to run off from Diamond.  Leaving here there with all the suitcases.  Roaming thru the airport next thing I knew I was wondering around and noticed all these oh so beutiful puggy's in there grass skirts shaking there bummm (starts to drool) further and further I drifted off  looking around and noticed the Onry onyx School acadamy bus and all the Pugapalooza pups bouncing up and down as they was singing *all the wheels on the bus go round and round* I got my wittle wegs a going like da road runner and caught up to them followed them into there first class room.  I heard Tug ask questions so I popped in really quick to answer and popping out really quick noticing time was falling behind me.  And I am the type that does not like anything to catch up to me or fall behind me.  So off I ran wondering the beutiful Islands noticing the Volcano's thought I would try and run up and look up close and personal .... OUCCCCCHHHHHHHH no one told me these things was hot full of hot lava ...Geezzzz Peeeeeaaazzzz...Walking around waving to every puggy so friendly like with a great big pug smile on my face. (Hawaii'n'pug stud) Glad to be here so glad I thought I would play hide-go-seek wiff Diamond and every puggy else on da trip.  *skratching head*  Yes.... yes that's it I was hiding in the wheel well on da school bus.  I stayed weally weally quiet till da bus got to going.  All I heard was puggy's screaming Wheezer ...Wheezer not so hard ....Paaawease replace Wheezer he is breaking to hard...Next fing I know Im thrown from da spair wheel well landing feet first in a middle seat.  Maxwell driving the bus looks up noticing me bouncing up and down ...down and up...bump bump...thump...bump...I all of a sudden feel all this wind going down my throat and realizing I am doing 2 flips in the air out the school bus window and landing on my feet.  Yikes what was that?  Looking back as he keeps running Was that a pig on a open fire?  *thinking no way*  Occ is going to be a pig for Halloween ...Oh no way...No Occ on an open fire...

Runs back to class answering a few more questions before seeing these big paws trying to swoop me up....Skye ...you can't catch me im not the ginger bread man. I am Herbie Derby!

Here is where the Big Big trouble begins:  *tears start rolling as writing this*
I was out and about on the night with all the beutiful Hawaiin puggies ..*sniff* *sniff*...mmmMMm smells like bbq so wondering over to where the smell is coming from I notice all these puggies pointing and laughing at me and saying aww is'nt he just the cutest thing you have ever seen.  And well the moncho pug that I am I had to wiesel my way over there and as I approached, one puggy got really giggly and nervous acting, knocking over her drink her drink knocking over her friends drink and that drink knocking over the next Well I am a Cool Moncho Puggy yea know so I had to show that side of me I hop up on the table licking every last drop of the clear liquid.  *hearing giggles from everywhere*  Licking and licking till my mouth just went funny feeling then my teeth starting feeling funny ...and I hop up and start doing the tarzan beating paws on chest awwwwww awwwww I grab a seaweed vine hanging from the ceiling and start swinging from seaweed vine to seaweed vine landing down on a pole.  I start taking off one piece of clothing at at time dirty dancing with the pole(music in back ground was dude looks like a lady).......I hear all the lady Puggies screaming take it all off ...Be are Pug'n'dale ...so of course I did.  

*Click* Click*  next thing I know I am surrounded by Pawiece!  Paws behind my back wiff paw cuffs.

OH no.....Pugrested!  I was thrown in the slammer wiff white and black suit and all.  I bounced around, kicked, barked and acted like a darn Pug begging for treats.  Pffftttttt I did not understand what I did due to the fact I was still in my drunk'n stooper.  After they put me off in the drunk tank till all the drunkess and wildness ran off I realized what I have done.  I have let all my friends down.  I have worked there paws to the bone's.  I have learned a very big lesson.  One thing I have gained from this entire trip is a 6 wk Jewel I have to wear.  I have to stay wiff in Mommy's sight at all time's.  I have to mind my mannors.  And become a roll model for all Pug's!  Well Thank You for taking the time to read about my Trip to Hawaii it was Beautiful and Grand but looking out from behind bars was  not so pretty....... Off to do my community service at the Onry Onyx Acadamy!

Pug"n"cerely,
Herb]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>First full day at my new house....</title>
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				<pubdate>Sun, 9 Sep 2007 13:11:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Herbie&amp;hearts;Derby ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well first of all I wanted to make sure mommy and daddy and Diamond got NO SLEEP!  And well I did a  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well first of all I wanted to make sure mommy and daddy and Diamond got NO SLEEP!  And well I did a good job at that!  Mommy finally got out of bed and got me out of my beddy place....Woosh thank goodness for that cause I was getting tired of  pouting outloud!  Then the race was on!  NOPE she's not going to catch me!  See this place has this circle kinda areas first I start off in the front living room spinning out into the dinning room then race off into the kitchen then skidding into a home run in the back living area ....skkkkkkkkkkrrreeeeetttchhhhhhhhh... Claws peeling up the floors as I slide into a stop...Mommy is standing there...turns around and back around I go ...Laughing the entire time cause she's not going to catch me!  Witty like a Pug and smart like a Boston Terrier and Fast as a Speeding Herbie Bugg!  Totally worn out from all the running in circles I think Im going to take a nap now....]]></content:encoded>
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