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<title>The world according to ZEKE</title>
<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke</link>
<description>Dogster diary for the dog ZEKE </description>
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<copyright>Copyright 2013 by ZEKE  &amp; Dogster</copyright>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 22:33:33 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>MY teeth and jaw surgery</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/785723</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 23 Jun 2012 07:06:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>We posted in the group of STAFU and thought it was just my teeth they had taken cause it was a nurse ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We posted in the group of STAFU and thought it was just my teeth they had taken cause it was a nurse that phoned Mummy.

Well after we posted the last message the vet himself phoned mummy and wanted to explain what and why I am more pawly than normal.
Appawrently, the front of a dogs jaw bone is joined by a cartilage type thing, and mine was rotten and infecting my jaw bone so they had to have a big redo and had to take some of my jaw bone off on the right hand side to stop the rot setting into my remaining teeth, no wonder I is feeling pawlier than normal! I have stitches in my mouth and have to go back on monday and see Anthony, I have some painkiller for 48 hours but mummy has a liquid one extra if I need it.
Daddy came to pick me up and normally they just call you in the room here then go and fetch your doggy but Anthony had me snuggled in his arms when he called daddy in, he splained better than over the phone but daddy said Anthony showed him the xrays of my jaw and gave him my teethies, actually turned out to be 11 in the bag, but some just fell out as we said earlier, he showed daddy my stitches but daddy said he didnt look really causse all he wanted to do was cuddle me up close and get me home all cosy, awww daddy luffs me.
So we will keep you updated on my progress pups I am going back to sleep wif daddy now
love the very sore zeezee
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		<title>HAPPY WOOFDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEE!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/671342</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 12 May 2010 03:55:51 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>WOW I REACHED 4!!
Without tooooo many problems BOL!! I still act about 2 years old Daddy says I nev ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WOW I REACHED 4!!
Without tooooo many problems BOL!! I still act about 2 years old Daddy says I never grew out of the troublesome twos!! BOL
But today had a pawesome walk wif my brudders and they hab been nice to me and Daddy and I are going out in the garden soon so I can help him fix some fings and put up some stuff fur Mummy!!
We are having a BBQ in two weeks as we do everyyear for ALL our woofdays cause they all fall so close and boy are we ALL lookin forward to dat one!!

So I am gonna hab a GREAT DAY!!
Luff dat WOOFDAY BOY ZEEZEE
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		<title>Crumpy I love you</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/539661</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:09:16 PST</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Her Journey's Just Begun

Don't think of her as gone away-
her journey's just begun
life holds s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Her Journey's Just Begun

Don't think of her as gone away-
her journey's just begun
life holds so many facets-
this earth is only one
Just think of her as resting
from the sorrows and the tears
in a place of warmth and comfort
where there are no days and years
Think how she must be wishing
that we could know today
how nothing but our sadness
can really pass away
And think of her as living
in the hearts of those she touched...
for nothing loved is ever lost
and she was loved so much!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I PEED EVERYWHERE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/519625</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:27:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>In da bad mans house today!! Da workmen were strippin it out and I went in wif Bud cause we know da  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ In da bad mans house today!! Da workmen were strippin it out and I went in wif Bud cause we know da nice workment and I PEED all over to get rid of dat nasty doggie once and fur all!!
I came out FEELING BRILLIANT AND nearly back to my old self!!
WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO

See us pups do get our feelins hurt and traumatized but I got my own back so all better now!!

Fanks fur all da well wishes and luff
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		<title>WHAT A FUN DAY!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/515811</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:39:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>WOW!
What a GREAT DAY I HAD!!
Well da first fing we did was go fur our walk in da park on da way t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WOW!
What a GREAT DAY I HAD!!
Well da first fing we did was go fur our walk in da park on da way to nannys house!
We was havin a sniff and runnin and chasin eachother when all of a sudden a BIG DOG a weinerama came to play wif us!!
Well it run upto us and barked and when a doggie does dat to Bud he just walks away from it and wont play!! not me I ran and ran and then all of a sudden it turned on me and bounced so I IMMEDIATELY LAID ON MY BACK AND SQUEALED REAL LOUD!! BOL
it never touched me but I was trying it on!! BOL
It didnt work cause the rents just said "OH ZEEZEE STOP IT!" so I got up and played again!! BOL
DENNNNN we finished our walk and got in the car COVERED in leaves and all wet from da dew!!
THEN when we got to nannys Daddy mixed some cement so i had to help wif dat obviously! and I got it in my beard and on my paws!! HOW COOL!!
DENNNNN mummy was painting in nannys house fur her a nice GREEN colour and I went to help and I got green paint on my NOSE and on my ears and topknot!! WHAT A FUN DAY!!
Then after all dat work I came home ALLL EXHAUSTED hee hee
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ZEEZEE THE DIRTY LIL HERO!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MUMMYS HERO</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/514865</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 08:32:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well I wanted mummy to tell you what a HERO I was today afore we go to bed fur our nap!!
****strutt ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well I wanted mummy to tell you what a HERO I was today afore we go to bed fur our nap!!
****struttin his stuff****
So dis is what happened!
Daddy is away fur the day fixin his brothers car soooooo we are wif mummy and lovin our day doin what we want basically!!
Mummy does da washing, then washes up, plays a game, cleans our poopers up and den decides in her wisdom dat she wants a shower!!
Well off she goes gets everyfink ready and turns on da shower and fur some UNKNOWN reason shuts da bathroom door!! NOW I HATE THIS I LOVE TO BE IN THERE!!
Plus she normally leaves it open for emergencies!
So there I AM not a happy pup and whining at da door and there is mummy rub rub scrubbink away when WAP! she falls and bangs her bonce!!
Mummy is not quite sure what happened then but when she came round I WAS licking her face and the door to da bafroom was open!
*****I HEARD MUMMY MOAN AND OPENED DA DOOR*******I AM A HERO*******
I twied to splain to mummy that I jumped up on da handle till it clicked but I dont fink she understood!!

So her head is otay but we all go in da bedroom on da bed fur cuddles, Bud as well cause he helped me lick mummy.
TROUBLE IS, here is the ditz part, I WAS SOOO CITED THAT I BOUNCED SOOO HARD I BOPPED MUMMY ON DA NOSE and den she got a nose bleed!!
BOL BOL

so I am not sure, I FINK I AM A HERO AND MUMMY SAYS I AM TOO!
Bud says I am a ditz! HRMPH wasnt him who opened da door!!

So dats my venture today!!!!!
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		<title>PLEASE HELP FIND MAGGIE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/438950</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:57:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Group: Shih Tzus and Friends United  
Subject: Help Find Maggie!  Sent: Wed Mar 19  

   

Mess ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Group: Shih Tzus and Friends United  
Subject: Help Find Maggie!  Sent: Wed Mar 19  

   

Message:
PLEASE CROSS POST!

Maggie is a 13 year old Pekingnese Poodle mix, she has been missing since 3:00 am on March 19th. She went missing in the 7000 South 1300 West area of West Jordan, Utah. Maggie cannot see or hear well and needs her family. She is black, gray and white and very friendly! Please call 801-352-0722 or 801-921-0267 if you see her! 

Maggie's Dogster page:

http://www.dogster.com/dogs/223971

Thank you! 


PLEASE IF YOU LIVE NEAR THIS AREA PLEASE HELP!! Dogs can roam far and wide.........]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>LEAP YEAR!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/431869</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 1 Mar 2008 02:13:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Otay I fink I have stopped fainting long enuff to paw an entry!!
Yesterday on da leap year my BEAUT ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Otay I fink I have stopped fainting long enuff to paw an entry!!
Yesterday on da leap year my BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS, KISSABLE, BELLA PAIGE asked me to marry her!! I PLOPPED right there and then in a dead faint!! right on da floor!!
My heart about burst and I could not contain myself and my love and PLOP I fainted again!! It seemed all day yesterday I spent PLOPPING!!
OF COURSE I said YES and wow how pawsome! ****PLOP****

oops soowwy every time I think of it I faint with excitement!! Mummy we need to sort this out!!
So I am now a very nervous but excited Groom to be!! all da pawtays and stuff and FOOOOOOOD mmmmmmmmm
***dats it fink of food***** mmmmmmm
So I wanted to tell all my pals dat Bella paige is da most DARLING pup on da planet and I LOVE BELLA PAIGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


**************PLOP******************]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>BELLA PAIGE IS FOUND!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/421653</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 5 Feb 2008 09:15:23 PST</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>THANKYOU EVERYPUP WHO HELPED SEARCH FOR BELLA PAIGE!!
our Dear dear friend is found now!! WOOOOOO H ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ THANKYOU EVERYPUP WHO HELPED SEARCH FOR BELLA PAIGE!!
our Dear dear friend is found now!! WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO
A kind lady took her in late last night and phoned mummy Annette this morning!! BELLA IS SAFE AND HOME...................
Thankyou all SO VERY MUCH
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		<title>******MISSING BELLA PAIGE**** PLEASE CROSS POST</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/421297</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 4 Feb 2008 12:41:07 PST</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>**PLEASE CROSS-POST**

Our February STAFU DOTM, Bella Paige is missing. We are all so heartbroken  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ **PLEASE CROSS-POST**

Our February STAFU DOTM, Bella Paige is missing. We are all so heartbroken over this. She is a wonderful and supportive pup and her mother Annette is sick with worry, as are we all. This is Bella Paige on my main pic DOGSTER ID #568339. She had just made the Orange County Register's Top 100 in the "My Dog's Face" competition.

Please also light a 
candle fur her safe return!

http://www.dogster.com/dogs/568339
http://www.gr atefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=Bella 

Come home soon, Bella Paige!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bella Missing</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/421081</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 4 Feb 2008 02:20:07 PST</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Such a sad day today, we logged on this morning and saw my Love Bella paige has gone missing:(
She  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Such a sad day today, we logged on this morning and saw my Love Bella paige has gone missing:(
She went missing on 3rd February in the orange county area of CA.
She has tags and phone numbers etc, so please if anypup libs in dat area could you please give her mummy a call if you even THINK you may know sumfink!
We are all really scared for her right now.
Her link to her page is 

http://www.dogster.com/dogs/568339

Luff a heartbroken Zeke
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		<title>DOGSTER DOTW!! From Humble beginnings!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/416090</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:05:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Can you beleive it!! Dog of the week on Dogster! 
I AM SOOO HAPPY, We have been celebrating alll da ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Can you beleive it!! Dog of the week on Dogster! 
I AM SOOO HAPPY, We have been celebrating alll day, we got lots and lots of extra tweats and cuddles and tizzes and and and, Mummy and Daddy are sooo proud of me!
Even Bud is proud of me, he let me sleep in his spot on the bed last night can you imagine I had the top dog spot in the bed and he only moaned once!!
I am just jumping all over the place, daddy says that just coz I am such a great DOTW no need to get toooo cited! WHAT! Does he not get it wow!!
I never even had a speech prepared!
huh hum ***clearing throat***

I ZEKE VICKERS HEREBY THANK 
EVERYFLUFF FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE.......
***Happy slide**************************************
****************************Happy slide**********

I have been outside most of the day in the garden telling ALLLL the neighbourhood about this, not that a lot of them appreciate my voice but oh well!! I was just toooo cited not to tell them, there are two small poodles over the road and I am sure they heard me, they can pass it on to my uvver pals in Portsmouth!!

We phoned Nanny and Grandad and they are cited toooo, extra tweats extra tweats when we visit!!
Thankyou for whichever pups helped this become possible weally, I am vewy happy and humbled, cause we just play cause we just luff playing, and givin love and cuddles when pups are not well and sad, its all soooo overwhelming!

Thankyou to everypup who send wishes and prezzies and tweats and love and PPR'S have made lots of new pals!
My bruvver thanks you too for finking of me and making me feel so special!
HA!! cant wait to show my cousins, can you imagine how proud they will be of me! they are spaniels and a golden retriever they will be sooo proud and I might even get some of their tweats hee hee...

We are going to enjoy my week to the fullest so scuse me If I brag a bit this week hee hee!!!

Luff Zeke aka ZEEZEE or part of the boyz
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		<title>My Valentine and Furever Love</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/414685</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:13:46 PST</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I wanted to type a poem to my furever love Bella Paige, so Mummy helped me get the words right! I al ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wanted to type a poem to my furever love Bella Paige, so Mummy helped me get the words right! I also dedicated my page to her being valentines soon.
LOVE YOU BELLA PAIGE

Gold and white and pretty in pink 
Stops and makes a boy tzu think, 
She giggles cute and Blushes sweet 
My heart it skips a furever beat! 

We chat and giggle laugh and play 
my oh my she makes my day 
big brown eyes and cheeky smile 
For that I would run a furever mile! 

She loves me when I am being good 
She loves me when I strut the hood 
She loves me when I wave goodbye 
She loves me when I cant, but try! 

In her stroller she looks so cute 
like a model in a picture shoot, 
Topknot fluffy and awfully neat 
she doesnt mind I snort my treats! 

Who is she this wonderpup 
who furever fills my loving cup 
Its Bella Paige my wonderful POOH 
I LOVE HER MOSTEST MY FUREVER TZU!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Christmas tagged!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/399171</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 8 Dec 2007 12:57:03 PST</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I have been christmas tagged by Chloe such a pretty pup!!

here are the rules!!
Rules are:
1.) I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have been christmas tagged by Chloe such a pretty pup!!

here are the rules!!
Rules are:
1.) In your diary ask Santa Paws for 5 things
2.) Give the doggie writing you this letter 5 bones or treats
3.) Tag 5 other pups to play


Dear Santa paws! for christmas could you pwease bring
1. A diet for my bruvver cause he is gettin fat!!
2. A BIG PRESENT for all my pals as big as you can get!
3. A pass for graduation for my skin sister Charlotte!
4. A new car for daddy!
5. A miracle for my mummy......

I tag

1. Bella paige
2. Digger
3. totos
4. Mosey
5. Woody]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>How I handled an insult!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/398091</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 5 Dec 2007 15:52:38 PST</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well one of our aunties came around to visit on her way into the town and I was all sleepy and climb ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well one of our aunties came around to visit on her way into the town and I was all sleepy and climbed onto her lap, cause we luff to say hewwo proply of course!!
Mummy was chattin away wif her when all of a sudden our hooman aunty looked at me and said yes he is getting prettier, seems to have taken a while he was so ugly when he was likkle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!! I WAS WEALLY MIFFED!!!!!!
Well mummy knows we can understand hooman speak so I PROMPTLY GOT OFF HER LAP!! and mummy picked me up and kissed me and cuddled me and said 'Zeke has NEVER been ugly he has always been beautiful, he is different colouring from Bud so you cannot in anyway compare them'!!!
THEN mummy went onto say 'IN FACT zeke has a much rarer colouring than BUD for a TZU soo that makes him more precious'
HARUMPH so there ****mentally blowin raspberries at aunty******
I know and Bud knows mummy didnt mean she luffs us any different but she was vewy angry!!
Then mummy proceeded to say 'One of the reasons we got shit tzus is because of the different range they have, much more unique than getting a breed that all look identical!!"
Now I KNOW mummy didnt mean that she has had all sorts of pups and cats and animals over the years but she was soooooo miffed because between our aunty thinks she is better than everyone!! always!!
Good old mummy like the spression says "like a bitch wif her pups"!!
So when Aunty left I walked her to the gate tellin her what i thought the whole way!!
Bud says she didnt understand me but I fink she did!
Wif that I turned around and went back to cuddlin'!
I am not UGLY!!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A STUPENDOUS BRILLIANT DAY!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/396670</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 2 Dec 2007 04:02:16 PST</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>OH MY DOG!!
well what a day! we woke up in the morning all normal just sitting down after doing our ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OH MY DOG!!
well what a day! we woke up in the morning all normal just sitting down after doing our business and waiting for our mummy to wake up wif her morning coffee, and then what do you know the doorbell rang!! well we ran out our doggie flap to see who was visiting us and WOW it was our postman!!
He had a parcel for US!! wooo hoooo It was our christmas present exchange from our woofderful pals RAJA BABU and PC!! OHHHH WOW the excitement, 'give us mummy lets have it!!' 
Mummy put the box on the floor and proceeded to get out the camera!! sheesh we didnt mind we wanted the box open!! 'bouncing around then zeke stood on top of it! then I turned it over and FINALLY (took her ages to get the message) mummy opened our presents for us! WOW (daddy says we need a bigger toybox!
We got 5 toys oh my ANDDDD fancy christmas collars wif jingles on them!! OMD!! we played for ages and Mummy really didnt stand a chance of gettin a picture!!

Well we played and played and mummy played wif us and then we had a likkle nap cause we was worned out!
Then as we were TWYING to get some sleep Mummy (our clever secretary) got on Dogster and OH MY DOG!! there were bajillions of pmails and rosettes for US!!
Well that woked us up and we read them and my Bruv got STAFU DOTM!!
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT!! HIM!! but we were soooooo shocked!
So then we had to play again cause we were soooo cited!! can you believe it and Mummy gave us tweats for being sooooo clever... mmm
NEXT FING!! we got the winning Rosette for the slogan of the month contest, WELLLLL by THIS TIME we was soo overwhelmed that we just sat in shocked silence!!!! All the time mummy was cuddlin us and smiling really wide!!
SHEESH mummy if we knew it would make you that happy then we would haf twied harder to win fings before!! hee hee
The fing most of all that shocked us was how many of our pals wished us luck and well and condogulations!! WOW such bootiful pups, our pals, what a woofderful place to be!
AHHHHH all is right with our world!!!!! sigh.........

Then the downside...... We thought NUFFIN could spoil our day of days and somefink NEARLY did, daddy went out and had to stop in at nannys house and OH MY! guess what he bought back with him a SANTA SUIT for each of us!! 
Now we luff christmas BUT come on!! a SUIT!! 
Well we sat not happy cause we dont like stuff like that but cause it makes mummy sooooooo happy we twied em on and yeah spose we look kinda cute..but isnt cute for girls???!!!!!!
To be honest it never ruined our day not at all!! and what a day....
Well we went to bed all happy pups and so full of tweats and cuddles and and
and....... I think I will nap now!
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		<title>I hearby take the pledge!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/391444</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:34:27 PST</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wellllll We went to a great pawty at STAFU wif a lot of our pals!
We had lots of fun and I MUST lea ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wellllll We went to a great pawty at STAFU wif a lot of our pals!
We had lots of fun and I MUST learn to leave the alcohol dwinks alone!
Also I haf now learnt NOT to eat mummys Sherry twifle!!
I had a stinker of a doggie hangover ewwwww my pawly head and tummy!!
P'dilly my pawtner under the table didnt get sozzled(dwunk) *note to self dont drink wif P'Dilly* for a likkle pup she has the constitution of an ox!!

So from this moment forth I PLEDGE NOT TO DWINK ALCOFROLIC STUFF OR EAT IT!! (cept on vewy special occasions wiff my mummy pwesent)!!!!

Signed Zeke, ZeeZee, lil man and pain in the butt!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Last weekend</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/386164</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 6 Nov 2007 17:46:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Last Weekend was brilliant!
we done lots of fun fireworks stuff, we went to Portsdown Hill with our ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Last Weekend was brilliant!
we done lots of fun fireworks stuff, we went to Portsdown Hill with our biker coats on (cause thats where all our biker pals meet) and watched the fireworks going off all over the city! what a great sight it was.
There were lots of furless likkle ones running around wif sparklers writing their names in the air wif their sparklers.
We saw a few of the crew who we know and they luff us we are like their likkle biker mascots. It was great to see em, we got picked up and played wif and sat on a lot of the bikes which we like coz then we can see more.
Then we went and daddy got us a burger and we split it tween us, mummy fed us so we both got the same.
That was on saturday night.
On Sunday we went around and visited wif nanny and grandad in the day, got weally spoiled there, as it should be and went around and visited wif uncle Roy and Aunty Carole(the mad woman) on sunday night. we took our new collars that our pals Sophie Tzu and Molly sent us for halloween and showed A.Carole coz she never saw em the other night she was out when we visited.
We got lots of ooooos and ahhhhhhs and we saw our furless cousin Elizabeth, she is real fun, she cuddles us and tumbles us we luff it!!!
But you know the bestest fing? between ALL of that I HAD A HOLIDAY WIF MY SWEETIE BELLA PAIGE!!
Mummy made a video of it so we would haf memories, isnt that sweet of her, we went all over portsmouth where I come from and we sailed, went to the fun fair and everyfink!
Check out my video on my page You can see our holiday toooo.
Now that is what I call a fun packed weekend!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sweetheart</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/382674</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:05:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>*Blush*
I is sooooo cited I asked my prettiest fwiend to be my sweetheart pup and she said yes!!
C ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ *Blush*
I is sooooo cited I asked my prettiest fwiend to be my sweetheart pup and she said yes!!
Can you bewieve it? me the pup that hoomans said I wouldnt make it cause I was small and the wrong colour!! My likkle tummy is doing funny fings and my paws are shakin sooooo bad I had to get my mummy to type this!
Mummy always told me I was a beautiful baby even when other hoomans said I wasnt!! she says I am like a fwog turned into a pwince!!
Well when my sweetheart kissed me I blossomed, I feel bigger and strongerer than any pup about now!! 
I am so proud of her she is smart and funny and pretty like the sun coming up!
I just had to tell the world cause you are our pals and it sooo citing we are gonna have lots of ventures together I can feel it in my paws!!
But first of all I gonna nap and dream about my beautiful Bella Paige.......sigh.....]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>pawly paw</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/382138</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 00:45:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>hmph!
Well I dont feel up to paw at all!
My paw weally hurts when anyone touches it:((( seems my p ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ hmph!
Well I dont feel up to paw at all!
My paw weally hurts when anyone touches it:((( seems my pads are ok now but I was twying to tell peeps that it wasnt my likkle pads it hurted me in the area of my duclaw that the doggie next door made bleed that time:( I wont even let mummy or daddy look.
I can walk ok and jump ok  and bend my paw, so mummy says I gotta go to the voctor. I am just lazin in the chair at the moment in my fav blankie with my cushtie piwwow.
So morrow mummy gonna take me see the voctor:( wonder if i will weally grrrr at him? I feel bad cause I wont let my pawrents touch it but I scawed coz it hurts.....
well better go snuggle in my blankie cause mummy got me up much too early which makes me even more grouchy!! sheesh 
what started as a great weekend has turned into a scawy one....
Luff on this misable day
zeezee
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		<title>I have been tagged!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/376106</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:12:51 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Woof Woof to all my pups! 
Fancy that!  I was at home minding my own business stealing things off o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Woof Woof to all my pups! 
Fancy that!  I was at home minding my own business stealing things off of daddys table by his chair when Mummy called me over and told me I had a pawmail from my pal Digger, He is a real livewire, seems he tagged me!
What a fun thing to do to get to know eachother...here is how you play!

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are Tagged need to post in their Diary the rules and their 7 random facts. Then choose 7 pups to tag and list their names. Then let them know by pmail or a rosette that they have been Tagged and to read your Diary for instructions on how to play.

Wont this be fun!

My 7 facts;
1. I STEAL anything that I can carry away and sometimes things i cant!
2. Love going to the groomer she is super duper!
3. Take about an hour to come to in the morning, I get up with mummy and then go back to sleep!
4. I have a growth spurt of hair on my nose it grows faster than anywhere else and mummy has to keep it trimmed!!
5. I only guard the house in the daytime at night Bud does! (scarier things about at night)
6. I learnt to unlock the front gate by bouncing at it until the bolt slips!!(daddy fixed it now)
7. I have clicky hips and a kind of asthma that daddy always helps me breathe with! and he rubs my hips when I am cold.


These are the pups I am tagging

1. Mato  /223594
2. Woody /311685
3. P.C. /364850
4. Buttercup /396743
5. Bella paige /568339
6. Veronica /374218
7. The girls next door /636966]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mummy on the mend</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/373285</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 8 Oct 2007 07:07:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>WOOF WOOF EVERYPUP! 
I cant stop chasing my tail! mummy is on the mend the Dogtor done his magic an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WOOF WOOF EVERYPUP! 
I cant stop chasing my tail! mummy is on the mend the Dogtor done his magic and took some of the icky fluid away and changed mummies pills and it really has helped, apart from being a little tired and sore she is up and about, but taking naps, eating and drinking great!
We want to thank you from the bottom of our puppy hearts all the wishes and love and thoughts worked!!
woooo hoooo
We still have to be gentle round mummy but we are beings so very good, and daddy keeps us amused or rather me amused Bud wouldnt leave mummies side!
We cannot express how much your wishes and candles touched us, but it was tissue time and I stole the box and shared them with everyone in the garden aernt I clever!! BOL
Just so excited truly we are and thankyou so much to all our friends on STAFU and other groups who helped us through this tuff time, it was scary for us all, specially daddy but mummy says he is a panic bunny anyway!! BOL
Love and licks and smooches and and and
allllllllllll around
Zeke and Bud
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		<title>My love of mummy</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/365383</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:46:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well I feel really bad now cause Mummy and Daddy were talking tonight and Bud and I were listening r ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well I feel really bad now cause Mummy and Daddy were talking tonight and Bud and I were listening really hard!!!
Mummy is a lot sicker than we thought :( She went to the doctor person and it was not good news, and I have played up a lot this week!! but I didnt know!
Bud says mummy and daddy love me all the same and they sure act like it, they are not worried when I play up, it makes them laugh and thats really good now they have THAT news!
I was worried that she might go away but Bud says no!! so from now on I am gonna make my mummy laugh and give her lots of cuddles and play and sleep and cuddle and and and.....     Bud just said dont make promises I cant keep LOL!!
You know I am such a lucky pup, but mummy and daddy tell me that we add so much love to their lives and we are perfect that they are the lucky ones, isnt that great! 
Mummy told us she may have to go and stay in a hospital for pawrents overnight if the doc says and we said thats ok we will look after daddy so she doesnt need to worry.
I EVEN said I would NOT jump up at the birds house anymore hmmm another promise? well I will try LOL
Anyway fluffits just wanted to say how my mummy is and how much I love her and how we help our pawrents when they get sick too...
Love and licks to all specially my mummy
xxxxxx]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I wanted to be naughty today!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/364342</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:19:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Today I woke up full of life which is very unusual for me, daddy thought mummy had given me pep pill ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Today I woke up full of life which is very unusual for me, daddy thought mummy had given me pep pills! NOPE i just woke up with my naughty head on, ya know sometimes you just gotta do it!
First off I would not do anything mummy asked, I pulled my breakfast into the living room and tipped it on the mat!!  but i still ate it so i cant see the problem there, then I ran round and round bud while he was eating to try and tip HIS plate over, mummy told me off for that, cause buds not allowed to try and eat mine!!
To be fair I did TRY and nap but nope naughty head wouldnt let me..
Then mummy and daddy dropped us off at Marylins our groomers, shes lovely, got a rescued shih tzu, and i toppled her doggie over when i went in! then I tried to chase marylins cat!
such fun such fun.......
When mummy and daddy came to pick us up marylin dobbed me in and told her i would not let her do my left ear today so she gave mummy some powder to do it, and when mummy frowned at me i knew i was in for it!
When we got home mummy and daddy were kinda upset, and gave us our treats, they were very subdued, I thought it was me being naughty so i gave them both big kisses and got on mummys lap next to bud to show her i loved her, she just cuddled us really close.
Bud and I listened and mummy had to go see her vet or doctor they call it and they were both upset, so I yapped at bud cause I was worried and he told me to behave cause I been naughty enough!! fancy that!!
I felt bad then, but mummy just kept cuddling then went for a nap and we both went too and she let me in the covers in my fav spot so all was well.
When we woke up mummy and daddy were a little better, cause we loved them so well, we did a little walk today but we did see grandad after the groomer and grandad bought us an ice cream each and mummy and daddy held the cones for us while we at them great!!!
Anyway nightime now and I am sleeping by mummy and she is gonna do my ear tomorrow! maybe I will let her and maybe not all depends if I wake up with my naughty head on again! it was so much fun being naughty, and ya know mummy and daddy still love us when we are naughty, bestest parents in the world.
xx]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The most wonderful smell in the world.....</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/598398/diary/The_world_according_to_zeke/360948</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 5 Sep 2007 04:14:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>ZEKE  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Bud my brother has tapped out his first diary entry, I was soooo excited that I looked longingly at  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Bud my brother has tapped out his first diary entry, I was soooo excited that I looked longingly at mummy and she agreed that mine had to be about my dead fish!! Bud talks about such borrrrrrrring things.
Quick note my life consists of fun fun fun and more fun with barks and cuddles thrown in....
Oh and food to keep me going....
and kisses lots of
Now yesterday we went on a great playtime to a place called Baffins pond near where we live, they have a BIG park, dog friendly, a BIG pond and ducks and swans and other feathery things but they have nasty nasty beaks so I ignore them......(with my nose in the air, I pretend I cant see them)
AAAAAAANYway of we went with our icky harnesses on in the car, we get there..TADA! out we get onto the grass, and mummy unhooks our yoyo,s (they are really leads, but daddy calls us his yoyo,s on our extendables), before we are unhooked, mummy always checks there are just our friendly furpals around and ooooooof I go, buds boring, he just checks everything first but I know that mummy keeps me safe so I trust her and off I go, oh the smells, doggies, grass, trees, unmentionables, they all smell soooo delicious, and of course we have to check who has been around and what they were upto, that is where doggies have far better noses than human beans...
Then I get this overwhelming feeling of freedom and joy and just run and run and run round and round with bud and we are laughing our tongues hanging out, the nice bright thing in the sky keeping us nice and warm, the springy grass soft and squidgy on our paws, life is goooood, all this time mummy was taking a video of us playing oh we are the starsssss!!!
Our Human sister Charlotte was taking piccies of us, we are soooo happy, running, falling getting tangled and running again, then I smell IT!
IT is the MOST gorgeous smell in the whole World I have never smelt anything so beautiful, my nose twitches I turn round until it gets stronger and stronger and then, YEAHHHHHH I found it, oh my body quivers with happiness I must take this smell with me forever, I lay down and rub it allllll over me, wiggle wriggle, twist and turn oh this must be doggie heaven, Bud now joins me but I got it allllllll hee hee, I smell just wonderful, nothing like it, Dead FISH!!!!!! oooooo wonderful, then I turn round and see mummy and daddy a way away so I am torn, they are calling me, normally I would go straight away but the fish the fish... with a heavy heart I leave the fish, then as I run to mummy and daddy I realise I have the smell all over me so I can take it with me forever!!!!!!!!!
My sister Charlotte wouldnt stand by me and I sooooo wanted to share it with her, Mummy laughed and daddy done the daddy thing of rolling his eyeballs at me, I just smiled and laughed and let them smell it tooooo.

Oh my day is so complete, we finished our walk and had a drink the got in the brooom brooom and sat in the back charlotte was a funny colour not her normal pink I think she really liked the smell of fish.
We arrive home and daddy ruined my whole day, he opened THE DOOR to the shower thing, and off we both went into the shower wet thing with daddy and he took away our smelly fish, we were so sad specially meeee, mummy dried us and laughed at us, and cuddled us so things were not sooooo bad, our sister glared at us.
Then there was only one thing left to do go to sleep and dream of the most beautiful smell in the whole world...................... dont you agree???]]></content:encoded>
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