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<title>Tail(s) of a Good Girl</title>
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<description>Dogster diary for the dog Angel Zoom Smokey</description>
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<copyright>Copyright 2013 by Angel Zoom Smokey &amp; Dogster</copyright>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 May 2013 00:39:50 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Angel Zoom Smokey:  Diary Pick!</title>
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				<pubdate>Tue, 3 Jan 2012 17:22:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I am a diary pick today!!!!!  Finally, Dogster HQ has chosen wisely.  They often choose Demon Flash  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am a diary pick today!!!!!  Finally, Dogster HQ has chosen wisely.  They often choose Demon Flash Bandit, and believe me, Demon has a big enough ego already!  I would like to thank Angel Bella, Holly, and family for the wonderful and tasty bone on my page.  I would also like to thank Redford, Cooper, Tundra, Manytoes and more for the award ribbon on my page.

For those who are wondering if my deernapping Rudolph worked.  Yes, it did.  I did not get the 2 million dollars I was asking for, but that is okay because I asked more than I wanted knowing that, in negotiations, you have to settle for less.  I got lots of cool stuff, and I had a very nice Christmas.  I hope all my pals had a good one also!

I would write longer, but there are some Milkbones calling my name.  Demon will try to claim they are calling his name, but it was my name.  Demon is mistaken.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Diary Pick)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Merry Christmas!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/756137</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 09:49:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Once again, it is time for my letter to Santa Paws which I will share with my readers.

Santa Paws ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Once again, it is time for my letter to Santa Paws which I will share with my readers.

Santa Paws,
If you want to see the reindeer with the red nose again, you had better stop by my house with a attache case filled with 2 million dollars--they need to be $20s and they had better not be marked.  This is going to stay between you and me if you don't want your reindeer to get hurt.  Oh yeah, and bring a couple of dingo bones too....most of the stores will be closed on Christmas.  Remember, I know where you live!

                 Angel Zoom Smokey

Very much like my negotiations with the Easter Bunny, I think I will get a lot more presents this year.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog of Action)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Flying dog Overhead!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/733686</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 14:17:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello Pupsters,
I know I haven't written a diary in a long time--since my letter to Santa Paws last ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello Pupsters,
I know I haven't written a diary in a long time--since my letter to Santa Paws last Christmas.  I was very discouraged by Mr. Santa Paws (like he deserves to be called "Mr.").  I asked the man for a reasonable gift of 10 million dollars in cash, and once again, he didn't come through.  What is the point of me going to the trouble of writing if I don't get what I want?  I didn't even bother to write a letter to the Easter Bunny.  I waited for him, and let him know in pawson what I thought of bunnies who don't give a dog enough for Easter.  I might add I had a nice Easter.  Sometimes if you want the job done right, you have to do it with your own paws.  

I'm writing today because Demon Flash Bandit, my "brother" who likes to annoy me with his very presence, has been chosen as a diary pick 3 times this week.  Yes, 3 times!!!  I dont' really care, but I do think the "I'm a diary pick" tshirt is rubbing it in a bit too much partikcularly since he won't wear it.  He put it on the bed for me to look at whenever I'm relaxing-which is often.  I happen to be a much better dog than him.  I've been known to "mop" the floor for the humans which he never bothers to do.  I provide the liquid and everything so the humans don't have to do a thing.  I think they could be a bit more appreciative if you ask me, but they are humans so a dog can only expect so much from them!

Dogster, I should send you a video of me limping around the house.  Yes, I've got a serious injury which I finally let Mommy look at while I was gettiing a tummy rub.  I think that alone should qualify me as a diary pick so I can get all the sympathy from all the other dogs.  Mommy looked at it and said it was not bad and would heal in a couple of days.  She thinks that will make me feel better, but Mommy is not a vet so what does she know?  I could have some serious paw disease like lockpaw, and all I get is "she will get better in a couple of days".  She said the way I jumped over Demon Flash Bandit the other day and "accidentally" landed on his head that it is amazing I don't have more hurts than a little scratch on my paw.  I can't understand the humans.  I am a flying dog.  That should get me a movie contract or at least a viral video on Youtube; but all I get is that "I'm lucky I don't get hurt more often".  If my humans hadn't brought me McDonalds yesterday and if there weren't still some Milkbones and human peanut butter cookies in the house with MY name on them, I would leave!!!!  

If there is any justice, Dogster HQ will choose this diary as a diary pick tomorrow so I can annoy Demon Flash Bandit the way he annoys me!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Flying Dog)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Third Annual Letter to Santa Paws</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/704586</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 06:44:22 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Thanks Coco Rose and Puff for the Christmas tree on my page.  Thanks also to all my other pals for a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Thanks Coco Rose and Puff for the Christmas tree on my page.  Thanks also to all my other pals for all the gifts which are too numerous to mention.  It is time for an annual letter to Santa Paws.  I know it is a bit late, but the Big Dog has not been bringing me everything on my list--not since my first Christmas so I an not in a rush to write.  In fact, I am trying a new strategy this year.  My letter will explain.

Dear Mr. Santa Paws,
Ever since my first Christmas, you have not been delivering the gifts that I have asked you to give me. I realize that you are dealing with a large organization of elves, and they might not be the most reliable of workers.  However, last year, this dog told you to bring cash.  It isn't like I asked for a billion dollars.  I kept it in the millions so it would be reasonable for you.  I have no problem doing my own shopping which is very nice of me.  It saves you and your elves a lot of work.  When you didn't come through with the cash, I know it isn't the elves fault so, this is my third Christmas so I have changed my way of dealing with you.  Did you notice the reindeer head in bed next to you when you woke up this morning?  It wasn't one of your team, but if I don't get what I want this year, expect to see a red nosed reindeer in your bed the day after Christmas.  Angel Zoom Smokey is tired of being Miss Nice Dog--the reindeer is only the beginning.  Wait until your elves start disappearing.  Why should I worry about being on your naughty list since I'm not getting what I ask for anyway?  

This year I want a bag left under the tree with 10 million dollars in cash.  I won't take a check from you--I just don't trust you after the last 2 years of failure on your part.  If the money is not under the tree, you will see just how naughty a husky can be.  It is your choice.  Come through with the cash or pay the consequences.  

Thanks in advance for understanding that I want to have a merry Christmas, and 10 million dollars will help a lot.

        Love,  Angel Zoom Smokey

I hope that all my pals have gotten their letters ready for Santa.  I'm faxing mine.

Angel Zoom Smokey (My Annual Letter to Santa Paws)]]></content:encoded>
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				<pubdate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 11:13:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mr. Demon Flash Bandit is off the computer so I am finally getting a chance to tell my pals what has ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mr. Demon Flash Bandit is off the computer so I am finally getting a chance to tell my pals what has been going on with my life.  We have been having a weekend luau party around here, and I'm so glad so many of our doggy pals were able to attend. I do need to tell my side of the "DUI" story.  I had a couple of tasty strawberry daiquiris, and decided to take my tricycle for a ride.  I was stopped by the German Shepherd down the street who gave me a warning and told me next time he would take me to jail for Driving While Intoxicated.  That German Sherpherd DOES NOT work for the police department and has no authority whatsoever, and I was only riding a tricycle.  I wasn't even out in the street.  I think he was just jealous because he didn't come to the luau.  He was invited, but he likes to seem mean and stern, and that image could have been ruined if all  the dogs saw him having fun at a party.  If you ask me, it was his loss.

Now the real reason I am writing this is that I had one of those creative moments when I thought of a masterpiece of poetry.  Normally, I do not write poetry, but when inspiration hits you, you don't question it....you just share it with your pals.  

Bugs

I bit at a flea 
Who was bothering me
Now that flea is dead
No tears are being shed.

Did that mosquito
Try to put on a show
Flying near my head
Now he is dead.

Look up--is that a bird
No wait-it is a flying turd
Fire up the Grill.
That bird will my tummy fill.

I may not normally write poetry, but this one makes that Shakespeare dude look like an amateur.  I don't mean to brag, but I really like this poem.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Poet)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Latest Song I Wrote for the Howling Huskies</title>
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				<pubdate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 07:39:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I decided to write an entry today to share a song that I, Angel Zoom Smokey have written for the How ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I decided to write an entry today to share a song that I, Angel Zoom Smokey have written for the Howling Huskies, of which I am a member.  I guess I could wait until we record it, but I am just so excited about it that I can't wait that long. 

Let's Drink out of the Toilet,
Let's Drink out of the Toilet,
Let's Drink out of the Toilet, 
and then we'll take a nap.

Let's Eat Some Chicken
Let's Eat Some Chicken
Let's Eat Some Chicken
That will show those evil birds.

Don't Give me a Bath
Don't Give me a Bath
Don't Give me a Bath
Unless you want to get Drenched!

Time to Dig a Hole
Time to Dig a Hole
Time to Dig a Hole
To Bury my new Bone.

I am kissing my Human
I am Kissing my Human
I am Kissing my Human
Despite them having germs.

My name's Angel Zoom Smokey
My name's Angel Zoom Smokey
My name's Angel Zoom Smokey
And I just Wrote a Song!

Demon Flash BAndit thinks this will be a big hit with dogs everywhere.  Watch for the release of it from Husky Productions.  Now I have to go and find myself a disguise.  It is never too early to hide from the Pupparozis.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Songwriter)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sometimes It is Hard to Be Tough With the Humans</title>
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				<pubdate>Sat, 15 May 2010 17:11:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Since I wrote an entry yesterday, some of my regular readers (who know I don't write a lot) might be ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Since I wrote an entry yesterday, some of my regular readers (who know I don't write a lot) might be wondering why I'm writing again today.  I have some extra time on my paws and thought that is might be a nice gesture to chat with my pals for awhile.  Besides, this diary gives me a chance to express my disapproval of my human brother Jeff leaving me all day to go to the ComicCon.  He didn't even ask my permission or anything--he just took off like he can do as he pleases.  Sure, I know Mommy is home with me and Demon so it isn't like we are without humans, but I just don't like the idea that the kid thinks he doesn't have to get a dog's permission when he wants to go out.  The worst part is that I should be tough with him when he gets home and teach him a lesson by ignoring him.  However, no matter how good my intentions happen to be--I will get excited and jump all over him giving him kisses.  I guess sometimes tough love is just too hard for a dog to do.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Softy)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Am the Lead Dog Around Here!</title>
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				<pubdate>Fri, 14 May 2010 11:45:58 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It has been awhile since my last entry.  I would like to thank all my pals for the wonderful gifts o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It has been awhile since my last entry.  I would like to thank all my pals for the wonderful gifts on my page.  I am happy to report that things are going well since I last wrote except for an incident which involves, as you may have guessed, the other dog in the family, Demon Flash Bandit.  Demon tends to strut around the house like he is the lead dog or something, and it annoys me because I happen to know that I'm the lead or head dog around here.  Demon not only has a bit of an ego, but because for several years, he was an "only dog" (and they can be very spoiled), he seems to think every rawhide chew and toy in the house belongs to him--even if they are mine.  To make matters worse, Mommy was watching that television program, CSI (Canines Sniffing Items), and Demon got the "brilliant idea"--yes those were his exact words, to put crime scene tape around all the toys and rawhide chews in the house so that I can't cross the tape.  First of all, I put my paw over the tape when Demon wasn't looking, and someone should tell him that nothing happens.  There is no electrical field or anything that can hurt a dog.  I think Demon thinks that scientists put some kind of death ray in the tape.  I think he watches too many sci-fi movies.  Anywho, I told him that I was going to buy some crime scene tape myself and protect MY stuff, and he told me that he would have to sue me for infringing on his intellectual property.  Can you believe his nerve?  It isn't like he invented the tape--he just put it around his stuff, but he is claiming that it took "genius" (again, his words) to come up with the idea of protecting his personal possessions with the tape.  I know he has no case so I put the tape around my stuff anyway.  I'm hoping it will teach him a lesson.  So far, the only lesson he has learned well in life is how to nap--that dog loves to sleep.  Maybe, thanks to Angel Zoom Smokey, he will learn who the head dog really happens to be--ME!

Angel Zoom Smokey (I Can Buy Tape Too)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Lincoln Logs</title>
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				<pubdate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:09:09 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello loyal diary entry readers!  I am back once again to fill you in on some tail wagging good news ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello loyal diary entry readers!  I am back once again to fill you in on some tail wagging good news!  My brother Demon Flash Bandit is a Dogster daily diary pick once again.  Congrads Demon!  (See, I can actually be nice and show praise Demon, you could learn a thing or two).  I am in a good mood today and I hope everyone else is as jolly as I am right now.  I could hug the Pooh Bear right out of someone right now!  I know what you dogs are thinking, "Angel Zoom Smokey, why are you so happy?"  Well, I have great news.  I just got a letter from Publishers Clearing House informing me that I may be a millionaire!  A MILLIONAIRE!!!!  Just think what a dog can do with that kind of money!!!  I am literally salivating this moment just thinking about the kind of foods I can afford to buy and eat with that money.  I might get a few things for the humans as well.  Jeff collects toys, perhaps I will buy him some Lincoln Logs.  Lincoln Logs, of course, get their name from the famous human President Abraham Lincoln's massive and impressive stool samples (hence the name "logs").  On a side note, I think I have overheard of some humans sitting on a stool.  All I can say is that I hope those humans had a change of pants with them.  Anyway, the toy Lincoln Logs are actually made of wood.  That makes the toy fun for Jeff and fun for me to chew on!  Jeff also seems to collect dust if his room is any indication.  I am not sure what I would get for mom.  I think I would get her a poster of me to hang on the wall.  Talk about the gift that keeps on giving.  Anyway, I will soon be rich my fellow dogs, but never fear, I will still be the same old Angel Zoom Smokey I've always been.  Money won't change me.  It will, however, make it easier for me to get out of jail time for my many puppy slaps of justice.

My brother Jeff is happy because Tim Robbins has joined the cast of the upcoming film "Green Lantern".  Jeff is a fan of Tim Robbins and loves the comic book Green Lantern.  He is also a major nerd.  The only reason I am sharing this information with you loyal readers is because I too am a fan of Mr. Robbin's work.  I loved him in his Oscar winning role in the epic masterpiece "Howard the Duck".  One of the few birds I will ever stick up for.

On the subject of movies, my brother told a funny story about this film he watched on UPN years ago entitled "Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County".  I guess UPN aired this "special" when Jeff was young and it scared him.  I went on the computer and went to YouTube to see if I could find it and sure enough, I did.  I CAN NOT believe this scared my brother when he was a kid.  BOL  Seriously, he told me that UPN promoted it as a piece of footage that had not been proven to be a hoax.  He added that after UPN aired the "special" footage, they made sure to include credits that included a cast list.  A CAST LIST!!!  You have to hand it to networks in the '90s, they knew how to lie to an audience.  Anyway, I guess one of the individuals "abducted" by these aliens (Aaron Pearl) has appeared in shows such as "Battlestar Galactica", "Fringe", "The Lone Gunmen", "The Outer Limits", "The Twilight Zone", "Stargate SG-1", "Smallville", "Dead Like Me", "The Dead Zone", "The L Word", and "Supernatual" in addition to appearing in such films as "The Pink Panther", "War", "White Noise 2: The Light", "X2: X-Men United", and "X-Men: The Last Stand".  I am very happy to know that inbetween anal probes, aliens make sure the men and women they abduct have enough shore leave on Earth to pursue a film career.  That really warms my heart.

Anyway, I still fail to understand human behavior but I'm growing to enjoy the unexpected.  Just the other night I heard a man say "I once thought I was poor, till I met a man who had no feet.  Then I realized how unlucky I was for having feet.  Why you might ask?  Because the man with no feet didn’t have to spend his hard earned money on shoes!  Some people have all the luck!"  That's something to think about, some food for thought if you will.  Well, I better get mushing guys.  I'll be sure to bark or howl at you again real soon!  Take care everyone!

-Angel Zoom Smokey (Not a fan of alien birds)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Terror Alert!!!!  Bird Spies Are Everywhere!!!!</title>
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				<pubdate>Thu, 4 Feb 2010 02:13:27 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello my fellow dogs.  I am so very sorry for being MIA for the past week but there was a good reaso ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello my fellow dogs.  I am so very sorry for being MIA for the past week but there was a good reason for it.  You see kind diary readers, I have gathered disturbing evidence that we have bird spies in Washington D.C. ready to take overthrow the government as we speak.  Thanks to a special report Bo Obama entrusted me and Demon Flash Bandit with, I can now share with you proof of this vast bird conspiracy.  Bo Obama has been sniffing around the White House all week and has informed me of numerous bird related happenings in his house.  First of all, Bo has noticed several members of the secret service referring to something called "The West Wing".  That has to be something bird related since humans nor dogs have wings.  This has worried Bo Obama a great deal because he fears the secret service may be birds in disguise (he figured that out from reading my diary about a couple of weeks ago) and that they may not have President Obama's best intentions at heart.

Bo Obama loves his family and is taking steps to protect them as we speak.  Demon and I have promised not to reveal what his plans are (in case a bird is reading this now) but I can tell you it involves these following items: a cage, a cracker, 17 AAA batteries, a DVD collection of Barney the Dinosaur, toe nail droppings, a fax machine, a collection of Abba's greatest hits, an old time radio, a Dukes of Hazzard General Lee R/C car, a 1966 Ford Fairlane, Jar Jar Binks, 13 Christmas Ornaments featuring Batman, a tube of KY jelly, 1 movie prop from the film "Gangs of New York", 2 mints, a T-Rex fossil, a poster of Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, a web cam, a jar of John Goodman's sweat, 2 ancient shields, the starship U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 or the Battlestar Galactica, a phone thrown by Russell Crowe, 3 cats wearing silly hats, Stephen Colbert, 69 wicker chairs, and a photo of Abe Vigoda in a thong.  It's actually incredibly ingenious how Bo Obama is going to use all those items in a way that makes perfect sense.

If only poor Bo Obama's worries ended there ladies and gentlemen.  Bo has informed us exclusively that the Oval Office contains a bird spy no one else seems to notice!!!  That's right, there is a giant eagle in the middle of the Oval Office no one but Bo seems to see!  If it weren't bad enough that the stupid bird is in Obama's office, apparently this bird has a host of arrows clinched in his dirty little claw and he is ready to strike!  Bo Obama has taken steps to get rid of this terrorist bird, he's barked at him and peed on him R. Kelly style but the bird doesn't want to leave!  Bo is asking for your support and he hopes everyone will pray for the terrorist eagle's quick and painful death.

Someone in Washington D.C. MUST raise the terror alert!!!  Birds are planning their attack!  Alfred Hitchcock was a genius who tried to warn us all!  Serious folks, birds are even slowing taking over our language.  When a friend helped you cruise for women, he use to be known simply as a good friend, now he is a "wing man".  Does that even make sense?  I can see it if he was Angel from the X-Men.  Note: their is in fact a character named Angel in the X-Men comics and films.  He also happens to have wings.  It is not me and I want nothing to do with that winged birdude.  (Birdude: Noun: A person who is part bird, and part "dude".)  Also, I have now heard humans use the phrase "under my wing" as a slang way of saying "apprentice".  What's wrong with just saying apprentice anyway?  There was once a great man known the world over for his apprentice work under a sorcerer, and that man was Mickey Mouse.  I say if the title apprentice is good enough for Mickey Mouse, it's good enough for the rest of the world.  Leave the "under my wing" talk in the bird cage folks.

Anyway, on to a new and funnier subject.  My human brother Jeff was a product of the '80s.  Sure, he was just a kid and he grew up largely in the '90s (that's the 1990's folks, although he does look old enough to be from the 1890's to us dogs) but the culture did have an effect on him, which explains why he is so weird.  Sure, he's not a fan of a lot of things that came in the '80s, after all, as Jeff puts it, it would have still been that cool era of the '70s if the stupid good for nothing '80s hadn't come along.  Jeff has admitted however, that a few good things came from that dark decade.  A few good bands came along (sorry Boy George, I think Jeff means U2 and R.E.M.) but he feels that music was pretty weak and silly in the '80s.  I, being a dog, have no idea what he is talking about, but I find his rants funny so here goes.  Jeff does like SOME of the movies of the '80s.  I know he was a big Star Wars fan and that he loved The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.  He also enjoyed the Star Trek films from the '80s as well.  He also holds a soft spot in his heart for a film called "Ghostbusters".  He even bought a "Ghostbusters" video game recently and has a die-cast 1:21 scale Ecto 1 in his room.  Note: I plan to sell this item on E-Bay because it is worth a lot.  The money that stupid car can net could keep me and Demon in rawhides for hours!!  HOURS I say!!!  Anyway, Jeff loved "Ghostbusters" so much as a kid that he use to drink this beverage known as "Ecto Cooler" and he even brushed his teeth with "Slimer's toothpaste" I think, I toned out for a bit there.  Anyway, it got me thinking, do you think it was wise to have children drink and brush their teeth with ghost slime?  That seems gross (and a little tasty).  I guess kids back then (including my brother Jeff) couldn't get enough ghost slime.  I should ask Ernie Hudson about this when he comes to the local comic con here in May.  That's if they allow dogs that is.  Jeff said he's met Ernie Hudson twice at comic cons and he is a really nice guy.  Of course with Jeff, he could have been talking about meeting Ernie Hudson's action figure.  I love my brother but he doesn't have the brains God gave Habibah, which isn't saying much.

Speaking of Habibah, I know all of you dogs will want to know what is going on with that ancient pyramid builder and his loyal and trusted ancient dog, Gahiji.  Well, I just happened to find a page of Gahiji's diary lying around...in a book on Demon's nightstand...and it just happened to find it's way into my paws.  Wild story, right?  Anyway, here it is.


Gahiji: Short Humans Have No Reason to Build

Hello all you beautiful people out there, this is Gahiji, Habibah the human's trusted pet/secret master.  First of all, Hibabah has been at it again and he has got some "splaining" to do.  He got busted last week by his boss writing hieroglyphics in the Pharaoh's burial chamber.  He wrote things such as "Get a Life" in the burial chamber because it was, to quote Habibah, "funny as the underworld".  He was lucky because his boss let that slide after it started raining frogs.  (Don't even get me started on that).  Anyway, now Habibah is back to his old ways and he is once again writing hieroglyphics in the Pharaoh's burial chamber.  This time he came up with the genius phrase "your mummy wears army boots".  I swear that human is going to wind up on the wrong end of a blade at the rate he is going.  Anyway, I met this nice man named Imhotep today.  He told me he was going to annoy the heck out of some dude named Brendan Fraser in the 1950's.  I lost interest after he told me he would raise AGAIN after his second death.  That doesn't make much sense to this dog since the last time I checked, it was impossible to rise from your grave once.  But whatever, that's his journey.  SPECIAL NOTE: Imhotep's name in hieroglyphs is as follows: HIEROGLYPH #1: Stonehedge looking dude.  HIEROGLYPH #2: Some stupid bird.  HIEROGLYPH #3: A symbol of a stamp (he probably worked at the ancient post office).

I went to an ancient fortune teller the other day with Hibabah.  She informed us that Hibabah would die as a result of his stupidity (big shock there).  She also informed me that I MUST use the term "ancient" as much as possible in my diary because a dog in the future named Demon Flash Bandit would find this diary and publish on a thing called Dogster.  So ladies and gentlemen, now you know why I say ancient so much.  The fotune tell also told me that in the future, there might be a man, and that man’s name might be Jay Leno, and that man will in turn out to be a big jerk who doesn’t get the numbers and plays victim even when he is in the wrong every chance he gets.  I don't know what that was about but I'll write in my diary entry anyway.  I better get digging.  The Pharaoh has hired some short workers to dig out tunnels in his burial chamber.  That's a dog's job!  I'll let you know more about this as it happens.  Take care!

-Gahiji ("Ancient" dog)

Wow, that was great, wasn't it!  Well, I better get mushing along as well.  I hope you enjoyed this diary and feel free to leave comments.  Thank you and have a beautiful day!

-Angel Zoom Smokey (Friend of Bo Obama)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoom Smokey Monster</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/650874</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 03:51:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello everyone, I wish I could be more upbeat but this is a terrible day for me.  For those of you d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello everyone, I wish I could be more upbeat but this is a terrible day for me.  For those of you dogs in the loop, Demon Flash Bandit has been chosen as a daily diary pick again!  I’m proud of him but he likes to rub it in my face and make me feel worthless.  I even started crying.  You hear that Dogster HQ…CRYING!!!!  Demon saw me crying despite my attempts to hide it from him.  He came over to me and but his arm around me.  I couldn’t believe it!  Was Demon actually going to be nice for once!  In a word, no.  He came over and proceeded to lick my tears like Cartman did in “South Park”.  Then he let me know that my tears tasted like failure.  FAILURE!  To add insult to injury, he added a remark about watching the tears of a clown.  I am not a clown!  I am a super dog…er…normal dog named Angel.  Don’t worry all you Demon fans out there, he didn’t disappoint.  Even now, I am listening to Smokey Robinson because a certain Mr. Flash Bandit feels the need to play “Tears of a Clown” while I write my diary.  Real mature Demon!  So I only have one question for Dogster HQ, when is going to be the zoomster’s time?  NOTE: Please pay no attention to the Diary of the Day honor you gave me recently.  Demon has already forgotten about it unfortunately.

Most of you guys out their with paw on the pulse of news know that my middle name is Zoom.  It may be a sort of silly name but I have grown to like it.  Demon, on the other paw, doesn’t seem to realize that an Angel Zoom Smokey by any other name would still smell as sweet.  He doesn’t respect my name at all and he tries to find ways to make fun of me through those names.  (Note to Dogster HQ: I deserve a sympathy vote, maybe for something like dairy of the day again or dog of the day.)  Anyway, he’s been calling me ‘Doom’ instead of Zoom.  He doesn’t respect my namesake at all.  Zoom is an old Scottish name that my ancestors, the McHusky clan, married into.  That sounds respectable enough.  Demon says I’m talking out of my butt though, and then he added that the talk doesn’t smell to good and that my butt could use a breath mint.  What a little jerk!  If the whole ‘Doom’ thing wasn’t bad enough, he has started calling me the ‘Smoke Monster’.  This is a reference to “Lost” which my humans have been watching.  He says that my name is Smokey and therefore I am the ‘Smoke Monster’.  I tried telling Demon my theory on the smoke monster, that he is an anti-tobacco PR stunt, Demon just smirked and responded “Sure ‘Smokey’, that is what you’d like us to think.”  Although he did make one good point, the smoke monster does seem to issue fatal puppy slaps of justice just like I do.  So evil, beware!

I have been thinking long and hard lately about the music industry.  One band in particular seemed to fascinate me more than other groups.  That band, of course, is ‘ZZ Top‘.  I like them and all, but seriously, ‘ZZ Top‘?  What a stupid name!  Did they start off as a garage band named ‘AA Bottom‘?  Did they grow famous in college and go by the name ‘BB YY Side to Side‘?  Maybe Carrot Top can join their group and they can change their name to ‘ZZ Carrot Top’.  NOTE: I better make sure to buy the rights to www.zzcarrottop.com up before this happens.  Seriously, why ‘ZZ Top’?  Maybe they were fans of sleeping and the name ‘Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Top’ would have been to long.  Who knows?  Not this dog.  I would literally give a poop to know why they went by ‘ZZ Top’.  A whole poop!

My human brother Jeff has a friend who drives a Chevy Cobalt SS.  Smooth move Chevy, I can’t seem to remember any other thing or group in history using ‘SS’ before.  Oh wait, now I remember.  I seem to vaguely remember German officers belonging to the ‘SS’.  It’s amazing Volkswagen didn’t beat Chevy to that name!

Speaking of my brother Jeff, I would have written this entry sooner but he is busy looking up movie props.  I would say it is a stupid hobby and collection, but it’s not as bad as it seems.  Can you imagine getting a rawhide chewed on by Lassie?  That would be a prized collectible that would wide up in my belly.  Maybe Jeff can buy a movie star’s poop.  That way me and Demon can smell and to see what that star had for dinner and to see if that same star has worms.  These are important things to know.  Can you imagine how grateful a celebrity would be to know that he or she has worms!  Why, it could lead the humans in this house into meeting the greatest actor of all time, Keanu Reeves.  I met Keanu Reeves once.  He is an EXTREMELY nice guy and he is remarkably silent.  That is when I officially realized I was talking to the tree out front.  As it turns out, I never actually met Keanu Reeves but the tree out front could have fooled me!  Joking aside, Keanu Reeves is great and from what I’ve heard, a very nice man.  I am sure he doesn’t have worms.  Anyway, my brother Jeff buying movie props got me thinking, is that how the phrase “giving props” got started?  Did some actor agree to do a movie if he got ‘props’ for doing it.  I think Jeff would.

My humans were watching something on YouTube yesterday.  All I can say is thank goodness for YouTube.  I can honestly say that it is one of the most unique forms of entertainment around the world.  You can even become a YouTube sensation and become famous!  However, there are drawbacks to YouTube fame, namely, how you become famous.  Most individuals don’t become famous on YouTube due to talent.  Oh no ladies and gentlemen, that would be way to hard, time consuming and annoying.  Instead, YouTube rewards individuals ‘fame’ due to one of three conditions.  One possibility is that something very embarrassing happens to you.  An example of this would be a guy getting hit in the nuts.  Talk about a classic!  To become a true internet star, it does tend to have to be unique.  Sure, a rack can hit a guy in the nuts, but imagine how embarrassing (and painful) it would be to get hit in the nuts by lightning…on film!  And hey, if lightning hits you in the nuts, the least you deserve is fifteen minutes of fame.  This leads me to the next way you can set the internet on fire, do something dangerous.  Sure, anyone can drive a car, but not everyone can have a car fall on their crotch.  Folks like Johnny Knoxville have become pioneers in this form of entertainment and they deserve a big round of applause.   Lastly, if danger isn’t your style and nothing embarrassing happens to you because you’re unlucky enough to be lucky, try saying something incredibly stupid.  Something Jessica Simpson would be proud of.  You know, something REALLY dumb, something to the affect of “I wonder why baseball bats don’t fly away, isn’t that animal cruelty?”  (SPECIAL NOTE: Okay, you can’t beat Jessica Simpson in this department, you can only try).  If one or all of these techniques fail, try a combo of all three.  How could you not become famous if you are caught picking your nose and eating your buggers in front of a hungry mountain lion while singing MC Hammer’s “Hammer Time”.

Onto another topic, a topic my human brother Jeff is very passionate about.  That subject is the stupidity of most English professors and teachers.  Jeff informed me that most college professors would grade my diary poorly because they think they are holy than thou or some such nonsense.  They think words such as ‘very’ are beneath educated folk and that you should only use ‘big words’ to prove you are better than everyone else.  This dog says that kind of thinking is VERY stupid and VERY arrogant.  Since when did using words like ‘very’ ever hurt a truly creative piece of work.  News flash teachers and professors of America, people have used words such as ‘very’, ‘and ‘extremely’ years before they started punished children by making them read Shakespeare.  Actually, Jeff stated the reason professors and teachers don’t like words such as ’very’  is that they are “filler words”.  So what?  Our American youth needs filler words such as ‘very’ to compete with the other children of the world or something like that.  I lost my train of thought.  So…um…yah…I remember.  I was talking about teachers…and…er…how they shouldn’t eat their poop or something.  That is a truly disgusting habit and not a very constructive hobby.  Bad teachers, bad!

Anyway, I’ve got things to do so I better get going.  I just got on Dogster today to crew bubblegum and kick butt, and I’m all out of bubblegum.  Okay, I stole that line from a movie, sue me!  NOTE: Please DO NOT sue me.   Joking aside, be safe everyone and remember, NEVER do the chicken dance at a weddings!  It is apart of the birds evil plan to ruin weddings by making the bride and groom look silly.  Do not fall for it ladies and gentlemen.  Just say NO to chicken dances.

-Angel Zoom Smokey (Not a Chicken Dancer)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Lazy Day in Bed, Rawhides on my Head</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/649618</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:08:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello all my loyal diary readers!  This is Angel Zoom Smokey again!  Hold your applause please!  Any ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello all my loyal diary readers!  This is Angel Zoom Smokey again!  Hold your applause please!  Anyway...I thought you might want (aka NEED) an update from me!  So sit back and witness my genius at work.

As you guys out there may know, my pet humans do a lot of TV watching, which they claim is "hard work".  This dog isn't buying it, but I'm not going to complain either because, well, watching TV is a lot easier than work.  I wonder if the humans were being sarcastic when they said that?  Nah...humans aren't that smart.

Anyway, my humans have been watching a lot of "Lost" lately.  If you go by that show, the island needs the "oceanic 6" back or some such none sense.  My theory about the island on "Lost" is that it is an annoying relative of the characters on the show and it needs all the characters on the show because it needs to borrow about $5 from each of them.  That wouldn't shock me at all.

On a side note about "Lost", they must have had MAJOR budget issues the last couple of seasons because it doesn't even appear as if they can afford clothing for their actors and actresses anymore.  Sawyer is almost never wearing a shirt and Kate is almost never wearing pants.  I would have given the producers of "Lost" a shirt and a pair of pants if they had asked, I don't mind helping the tragic characters out.

Anyway, my mom is also watching a show entitled "CSI" which I believe is short for "Canine Sniffers International".  As you may have guessed, I was interested in this show right away with such a name.  Unfortunantely, much to my dismay, none of the main characters (or secondary characters for that matter) are dogs!  They don't even bother to get dog guest stars!  I know that we canine actors want (and deserve) a lot for our performances but to call the show "Canine Sniffers International" and have a cast of a bunch of annoying humans is just bogus.  The only good thing about the show is that they do feature most of the main characters sniffing each others butts.  NOTE: I may have dreamed that last part up.  I'm not 100% if that is fact.  If not, they SHOULD sniff each others butts.  It can only improve a show.  I do think they sometimes look through poop which is cool.

On that subject (okay, this has nothing to do with anything I've talked about before), who came up with the saying "bee's knees"?  Seriously, it's such a silly saying.  It sounds like something my brother Jeff would come up with.  I'm guessing that if it was a guy who came up with it, that he wasn't all that popular with the ladies.

Okay, for all you history loving dogs out there, I have found a diary page from an ancient Egyptian dog named Gahiji.  How I obtained this diary is top secret (and might make Demon mad).  Anyway...here it is:

Gahiji: 
Wow, what a day I had today!  My human Habibah got a new job working on this crazy contraption known as a pyramid about a month ago.  It's been a  fun new project for him.  It sounds pretty stupid to me though.  Anway, he got into some trouble at work today and he came home upset.  I guess that his "boss" has been whipping him and some of the other workers.  As usual, the skilled labor were spared.  I guess this has caused some trouble with Habibah and his boss though.  You see, my human Habibah HATED getting whipped...at first.  Now he has grown to...um...not hate it so much if you catch my drift.  Anyway, now Habibah's boss refuses to punish him anymore.  I'm afriad Habibah is going to lose his job.  I guess I shouldn't worry to much, after all Habibah is writing a teen coming of age script he is about ready to show the Pharaoh.  It's set in a fast food resturant called Mutten in a Minute.  The script is called "The Silence of the Lambs".  Trust me loyal Egyptian diary readers, from now on, when someone hears the title of "The Silence of the Lambs", they won't be able to hold back a laugh.  The script is THAT funny.  It involves time travel too but in a cool way.  The main character is going to be none other than Hannibal!  Anyway, I better get going.  Habibah just bought a Snoopy icee maker and not a moment too soon.  It's hot here in ancient Egypt!  Bark at you later!

-Gahiji (Proud owner of Mummy Bones "R" Us)

Well, with that diary, I better get mushing as well.  Take care and be safe everyone!  Zoom out.

-Angel Zoom Smokey (One Smart Cookie)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>ANGEL ZOOM SMOKEY: AWARD WINNER!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/649109</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 01:46:15 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I, Angel Zoom Smokey, am Dogster's diary of the day!!!  Be sure to read my previous diary entry to s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I, Angel Zoom Smokey, am Dogster's diary of the day!!!  Be sure to read my previous diary entry to see my genius at work!  Yes, my previous entry was EPIC enough to land me the title I've been wanting for so long.  Why?  To flaunt it in front of Demon's face!  He has such an ego and this should take him down a notch.  Or so I thought.  I told Demon of the praise and love Dogster HQ gave to me and he didn't even seem to care!  He has been bragging for the past couple of days about how he was a Dogster daily pick.  When I informed Mr. Bandit of that, he just gave me a snide look and said "well, I guess over the course of the past few days, Dogster HQ has just started to let any dog win."  Can you believe the nerve of him?  He didn't stop there either.  He continued with "I guess if you win the once sacred Diary of the Day award, that a bird can't soon be far away from winning it as well!"  What is that dog's problem!  I think he is just jealous and angry because of my win.

Anyway, the Demon drama aside, my pet humans have been watching that delightful show "Lost" recently.  I didn't care much for the show at first, but then I saw the main character appear, that's right, Vincent the dog!  He steals the show everytime he is on.  I might add that "Lost" stars a certain actor named Matthew FOX.  He is pretty good in it (probably because he is really an animal actor).  The island on "Lost" has this black smoke monster that kills people.  I think this is a clever PR stunt to teach children the value of not smoking.  That's right children, if you smoke, the smoke you blow out will judge you, then beat you up, and then kill you in a really cool cgi moment.  That will teach you kids the dangers of smoking!

I've been reading about a new movement in Hollywood to turn EVERY upcoming film into a 3D epic.  Because, you know, Barney the Dinosaur NEEDS to be experienced in 3D.  The audience really needs to feel his love, whether they want to or not.  But seriously, why does every film need to be in 3D?  Just because "Avatar" did well doesn't mean every 3D movie will make a ton of money.  Just look at the recent film "My Bloody Valentine 3D".  I can't say if it was good or bad because I haven't seen it, but it didn't do that well.  "Avatar" make a ton of money because it was good.  Seriously Hollywood, it's bad enough that thanks to High Definition technology I can see people's warts and moles in crystal clear clearity, do I really need to see those same warts and moles come at me in 3D?  I have nothing against warts and moles or the people that have them, but I don't need to be attacked by them in a 3D movie.

Well, once again, I better get mushing.  Some humans (and dogs) around here are in need of some serious puppy slaps of justice!  For those of you dogs who haven't joined the official Dogsie Awards group, be sure that you do.  Every dog deserves a say in who wins the treasured Dogsie Awards.  James Woods called me the other day crying about a lack of a Dogsie nomination.  Sorry James, you need to do some seriously good work to get a Dogsie nomination.  Call Martin Scorsese, I'm sure he can hook you up with a great role worthy of a Dogsie.  Just remember James, we don't need to see you beat up people in 3D.  Anyway, take care everyone and thank you very much for naming me Dogster's diary of the day!  :-)

-Angel Zoom Smokey (Award Winner)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hollywood Actors: &quot;Animals in Disguise&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/648820</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 12:38:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hey guys, it&acirc;s been awhile since I&acirc;ve had a good, long diary entry and I am sorry.  I know I hav ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey guys, it’s been awhile since I’ve had a good, long diary entry and I am sorry.  I know I have millions (probably billions but I believe in being modest) of fans so I am sorry for the delay.  Anyway, my brother Demon Flash Bandit just had his diary picked as a Dogster daily diary pick and that doesn’t sit well with this dog.  I want to be a diary pick and I’m hoping this entry does it.  Paws crossed!

My humans and I have been watching billions of hours of movies and television shows lately.  While watching the millions of hours of educational material such as “Transformers”, its sequel film “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen“, and its prequel show “My Mother the Car”, I noticed that these documentaries all have one thing in common, they all feature “robots in disguise”.  “My Mother the Car” seemed to make the least amount of sense to this pup since it would require the main character to ride around in his mom.  Psychologists and psychiatrists would have a field day with that show (not to mention how Oedipus  would love that show for an entirely different reason).  Anyway, I started to think that if robots could disguise themselves as cars, couldn’t animals disguise themselves as humans?  Perhaps these animals even include clues to who they really are in their names.  For instance, the female star of “Transformers” is named Megan FOX.  Hum…could she be a fox perhaps.  I think that would be funny since so many guys drool over her.  I wonder if she is related to some other animals in Hollywood, namely Michael J. FOX, Matthew FOX, and Jamie FOXx.  They all look similar to me so it’s entirely possible that they are siblings in addition to being foxes in disguise.  I wonder if they run the FOX network?

I wonder how many other humans are animals in disguise.  If they do have clues in their names, we have a ton of animal actors.  There appear to be fish actors (Laurence FISHburne, Carrie FISHer, and Rosamund PIKE), cat actors (CATherine Bach, CATe Blanchett), bird actors (Russell CROWe), dog actors (Snoop DOGg), and at least one wolf director (WOLFgang Petersen).  As you can clearly see, animals rule Hollywood.  I wonder why they still feel the need to disguise themselves.  I am hoping that they all come forward soon, except for maybe Megan Fox, I think she might make animals look bad.  The rest are more than welcomed (yes, even you Mr. Snoop Dogg.  I am pretty sure that is his Christian name).

Then I started thinking, what if there are animals so clever that they knew that giving a clue to who they really are might ruin their film career.  Don’t you think they might go the other way with their names to sound more human?  That’s right, I’m on to you GUY Pearce, GUY Ritchie, Philip Seymour HoffMAN, Hugh JackMAN, Gary OldMAN, and Michael MANn.  A special note to you Hugh Jackman, you should be ashamed if you are indeed an animal.  All the animals I know (including the Deemster) loved your performance as the animal Wolverine in the X-Men films.  Like you guys are fooling anyone anyway.  We get it, you’re human…or so you claim!  Da da da!  I wonder if Nicole Kidman is an animal in disguise as well.  It would make sense given her last name.  Her father probably adopted the name of Notta Dog Imma Kid when he was a pup (which I might add would be pretty stupid because everyone would call him Notta Man. It kind of defeats the purpose of those middle names, doesn’t it?)  Anyway, as he got older, he probably got tired of being called "Kid" all the time so he added "Man" to the last name (hence Kidman).  Shortly after, he and his wife had a lovely pup/cub that they named Nicole.  It would explain why she is considered so beautiful, she is really an animal!  Wait for it…wait a little longer…there it is…Da da da!

I am also fairly sure some of the studio high ups are animals as well, namely birds.  I believe NBC and Sony are run by birds.  Why?  Because they are both clearly run by bird brains.  Sony proved this by canceling “Spider-Man 4” to reboot the franchise.  Note to Sony: I saw that movie ten years ago when it was called “Spider-Man” and it was an excellent movie.  Good luck topping it bird brains.  NBC is also obviously run by bird brains for allowing the whole Jay Leno/Conan O’Brien situation to happen.  This dog sides with Conan and feels that he should leave NBC.  If Jay Leno isn’t a bird brain, he will follow suit shortly.  The jury is still out on Leno though.

Onto an actor I am sure is human, Ben Affleck.  What did this guy to that poor duck from the televison commercials.  You know, the duck that is always screaming out AFFLECK!  Now, I don’t like ducks because I feel that they are no good varmints and they look (are therefore probably taste) sort of like chicken, but there is no need to torment the poor duck Mr. Affleck.  Just kill him and eat him and get it over with.  That’s what I would do.  I’m sure your wife, Jennifer Garner, can show you a few good kick-butt moves if you are afraid the duck might win in a fight.  And before you dogs laugh, just remember that some birds are big with a seriously bad attitude.  I know this because on the documentary “Family Guy”, there is a giant chicken who sometimes comes over to beat up Peter, the main character.  He has recently disguised himself as Star Wars’ Boba Fett though, so watch out!

Anyway, the whole Fox sibling story got me to think about other celebrity siblings.  Sean Penn and Kal Penn must be brothers since they share the same last name and look so much a like.  They are lucky guys because they are heirs to the Bic pen fortune.  Kal Penn will have enough money to take Lt. Hikaru Sulu to White Castle for the rest of their lives!  Lauren Graham and Heather Graham must be sisters as well!  Mister Graham Cracker was busy with Mrs. Oyster Cracker and spawned two lovely daughters.  The only concern I have is with the Moore family.  Julianne Moore, Michael Moore, Mary Tyler Moore, and Roger Moore just to name a few of the siblings.  They all look so differently, act so differently, not to mention the age differences.  Maybe their parents were bunnies, that’s my only guess.

Anyway, as long as the Moore family doesn’t shoot a hole in my theory, that means that Oliver Stone and Sharon Stone are siblings!  Their father must be proud.  You might recognize him, he is the infamous pet “rock” (aka Dwayne Johnson).

Some actors are not animals nor siblings, some actors just have ironic names.  Take into example Burt Young.  Many of you will remember him as Paulie in the “Rocky” series of films.  Anyone familiar with the “Rocky” films will also be quick to note that Burt Young is actually kind of old now.  You’re not fooling anyone with your name Burt!  You are a talented actor, be happy with that Mr. Young.  Also, what’s with Gary Oldman’s name?  He isn’t even that old!  He’s middle aged but hardly “old”.  Maybe it has to do with him being an animal actor.  I’ve heard other actors regard Mr. Oldman as a “chameleon” actor.  Maybe they aren’t far off.

Anyway, I should get mushing.  If this diary doesn’t get recognized by Dogster HQ I don’t know what will.  This entry is EPIC and eye opening.  I’m venting offers from the New York Times now.  Take care everyone and be sure to join the “Official Dogsie Awards” group.  As Confucius once said, “Peace out homeys!”

Angel Zoom Smokey (Award Worthy)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What Would You Do With a Live Snowman?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/647728</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 9 Jan 2010 09:04:01 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Angel Zoom Smokey here reporting that we finally got about 3 inches of snow.  I might add that the s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Angel Zoom Smokey here reporting that we finally got about 3 inches of snow.  I might add that the snow is lovely and cold and wet, and just what a husky likes.  Speaking of snow, I would like to thank the family of Gracie, Kelly, and Bo for the cool snowman on my page.  I wonder if it is that Frosty character that I've heard about.  He is that Snowman who came to life.  At least a snowman is probably an okay guy--not like that smart alec gingerbread man who thought he could run away from Angel Zoom Smokey, but I taught him a lesson--when I want a treat, I am fast.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Wondering About Snowmen)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Can Discuss Food Just As Intelligently as Demon Flash Bandit!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/646318</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 2 Jan 2010 09:24:56 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I decided to write another diary entrance today  as a balance to Demon's entry.  What did Demon writ ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I decided to write another diary entrance today  as a balance to Demon's entry.  What did Demon write about?  He wrote about menu choices for Jan. 1 and how what you eat on the first day of the year  indicates  whether you will have good or bad luck all year.  I know he is older than me, but I'm not believing that cavemen said you need to eat Burger King on new year's day in order to have good luck.  The humans might fall for it, but I don't think Burger King has been around for more than 300 or 400 years.
I bet the cavemen had to eat at White Castle or McDonalds.

Jeff hooked up the blu ray player to the living room tv.  This means that Mommy went into the livingroom to watch tv and we didn't get to spend as much quality time laying on the bed.  I thought Blu rays were supposed to be an improvement, but I don't see it--the bed is much more comfortable for a dog. 

Thanks for the kind comments after my entry yesterday.  I might have to sneak onto the computer more often.  Demon thinks he is the only dog with something worth saying and what does he go on about?  Food.  Although a good topic, I hardly think he is the only dog qualified to discuss food.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Who Cares What You Eat on Jan. 1 As Long  as It is People Food)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>You Can't Improve Perfection!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/646060</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 1 Jan 2010 06:38:48 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I love the cool snowman (literally--if you have a hot snowman, he won't be a snowman for long--scien ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I love the cool snowman (literally--if you have a hot snowman, he won't be a snowman for long--scientific fact) that was given to me by Biscotte, Crouton, and Tippy.  You are wonderful dogs.  

I heard some of the humans around here making fireworks type noises last night.  They didn't bother me any--I knew they weren't going to hurt me.  The silly humans making the noise are the ones who would more likely be hurt.

Mommy went to the store, and came home with new rawhide bones.  They were delicious.  Mommy says rawhide bones don't last long around here.  What does she expect?  They are fun to chew on!  I am sure she doesn't care because she just keeps buying them for us.  I also had some gingerbread gourmet candycorns and they taste like the gingerbread man on my page--delicious!

If you are wondering if I am making any New Year's resolutions, the answer is no, I"m not.  If I did, it would be to eat more chicken and possbily teach Demon Flash Bandit some respect for me, but I don't have any control over those so they would make silly resolutions.  I have nothing to improve.  I hope all my dog pals and their families have a HAPPY, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Who Needs No Improvement This Year)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Had a Nice Holiday!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/645847</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 09:22:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Demon is napping so I'm going to spend a few minutes on the computer because I need to thank all the ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Demon is napping so I'm going to spend a few minutes on the computer because I need to thank all the dogs who have sent me gifts on my page.  I got wonderful snowflakes from Dixie and the Plott'n Pibble  Pitties.  I'm sure you know how much I love snow.  The snowman from Coffee and Daytona was a cool guy to play with.  He doesn't complain about snow the way my humans do.  The stocking from The Divine Miss B and her family and my sister My Little Demon was cool--I like Christmas stockings because no one will try to put them on my paws.  I loved the hearts I received from Doroty RIP and Lucky and also from Maya, Matilda, Malalai, and Mauui.  The gingerbread man I got from Coco Rose and family tried to run away from me just like the one that Demon Flash Bandit got on his page, but he taught me to chase it and once you catch it, it is delicious. I have to tell you that the chase is part of the fun.

I had a wonderful Christmas even if Santa Paws didn't bring me everything I asked for---AGAIN.  The nice grandhumans who are the parents of my doggy parents, Merlin's Magic Cane and Faithfully Yours, Bertie sent Demon and me a package filled with so many toys and treats that Mommy gave us the stuff from Santa Paws the day after Christmas.  Mommy said they sent so much that we wouldn't know what to play with first which I have to admit was true.    I might add that the "stringed cheese" budda snacks were wonderful.  Demon and I recommend them to any dogs who haven't tried them.

Uh oh, Demon is waking up.  I'd better get off the computer.  Don't tell him I was on here.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Had a Wonderful Christmas)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wishing for a Winter Wonderland!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/641158</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 9 Dec 2009 13:15:04 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello doggies.  Angel Zoom Smokey is on the computer which means that Demon Flash Bandit is napping- ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello doggies.  Angel Zoom Smokey is on the computer which means that Demon Flash Bandit is napping--as usual.  The dog knows how to nap.  The weather is getting colder and we had some snow--not nearly as much as promised, but a dog learns to accept things the way they are.    A dog can only hope that the birds will not steal all our snow, but they are getting more and more evil with each passing day.  A dog tries not to think about it and hopes for the best!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Wishing for Snow)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel Zoom Smokey Should Be the Champion!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/640843</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 8 Dec 2009 07:53:44 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I would like to thank Sandra Marie for the cool fireplace with Santa coming down on my page.  It is  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I would like to thank Sandra Marie for the cool fireplace with Santa coming down on my page.  It is the time of year when I start thinking about Santa Paws which is why I wrote my letter to him yesterday.  I think I should get extra toys and treats since I have to put up with Mr. Ego, Demon Flash Bandit all year.  Do you know what Demon is doing now.  He is napping.  Yes, napping.  I go over and bite his ear to get him to play with me and he growls and goes back to sleep.  I'm telling you the dogs is lazy---LAZY!!!  He won't play tug of war with me because he is the champion and he is afraid he will lose his title to a girl.  You should see him---he has the humans sing that song, Demon is the Champion to him and he eats it up.  It makes me want to lose my milkbones watching him while they sing it.  Yet does he give me a chance to gain the title?  No, he does not!  It reminds me of Rocky 3 when Rocky doesn't fight anyone who really has a chance to win until he meets up with Mr. T. and Mr. T lost because he was weighed down by a bunch of gold jewelry.  That is why we dogs don't wear a lot of jewelry--many of us are big Rocky fans, and we saw what happened to Mr. T.  Then Mr. T went on to star in a tv show called the A Team.  This was a group of super smart A students who travelled around tutoring kids who couldn't make an A without help.  They were being hunted by a bunch of bully kids who weren't able to make good grades and were jealous.  Yes, I know it doesn't sound like a great premise for a show, but it did quite well and I think Jeff said they are making it into a movie.  Lets' hope they don't ruin the integrity of the show when they make it into a movie.  

Angel Zoom Smokey (Getting Stronger.....)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Letter to Mr. Santa Paws</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/640620</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 7 Dec 2009 06:59:03 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It is time for Angel Zoom Smokey to get Demon Flash Bandit off the computer long enough for me to wr ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It is time for Angel Zoom Smokey to get Demon Flash Bandit off the computer long enough for me to write my annual letter to Santa Paws.
Since "Mr. Bandit" likes to hog the computer, I dont' get to write a lot so I have several dogs who have sent me gifts that I want to thank for their kindess.  Sammy PSDit sent me a nice crown.  My Grandmommy, Rhiannon's Rag Doll, sent me candy corn.  I ate it and then I let Demon Flash Bandit smell the candy on my breath just to annoy him.  I got 2 turkeys--one from Randi, Margo, and Sadie, and the other from Biscotte.  The turkeys were fun to catch and eat.  Then I topped it off with a delicious pie from Coco Rose and Puff.  Thanks for all the nice gifts on my page everyone.  I do appreciate them.

Now for my letter to Santa Paws:

Dear Mr. Santa Paws,

I have been a good girl all year as I'm sure you are aware.

As usual, I know that you are very busy and the elves are overworked and I like to make it as easy as possible on you and the elves.  You can bring me one million dollars in small bills--hundreds are fine, but if you get a $10,000 bill, stores don't want to take them.  I have no idea why the mint doesn't print bigger bills now considering that the one dollar bill doesn't go that far.  I had one the other day and the bubble gum machine refused to accept it--the price of gum has been going up.  Okay the gum wasn't quite a dollar yet--but give it a couple of months.  However, that is the kind of garbage Demon Flash Bandit likes to write about in his diary entry so I will leave that dribble to him.  Santa, I know that the cash will make your life a lot easier and I don't mind shopping for the gifts that I want myself.  If you would like to bring more than a million, it is most welcome, but I do not want to be greedy.  One million dollars will be fine.

How is Mrs. Claus?  I hope she is well.   Tell her thanks for the candy she sent to me last year.  She does know her way around the kitchen, but I don't have to tell you that, do I?

I will leave you some diet coke and cookies on Christmas Eve.  You can eat all the food you want if you drink diet coke to go with it.  I've heard the humans say that.  If your cookies are missing, smell Demon Flash Bandit's breath.  He has quite the sweet tooth.

     Love,  Angel Zoom Smokey

Now my letter to Santa Paws is written.  I hope all you dogs get everything you want for Christmas and may your holidays be wonderful.

Angel Zoom Smokey (My Letter to Mr. Paws)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Kids Need Vegetables!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/632354</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 1 Nov 2009 11:41:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I haven't written a diary entry in quite a while thanks to Mr. Demon Flash Bandit always hogging the ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I haven't written a diary entry in quite a while thanks to Mr. Demon Flash Bandit always hogging the computer.  I want to thank my pals for the new gifts on my page.  Bella, the Divine Miss B sent me a pumpkin.  Coco Rose and Puff sent me a bat.  Sammy PSDit sent me a ribbon, and Sandra Marie sent me a lovely trick or treat ghost.  My page looks nice with all the cool gifts and I want all of you to know that I pawreciate them.  I hope everydog had a nice Howloween.  Mine was okay.  I didn't have to dress up this year, and that makes it a good holiday.  I'll never forget my first Howloween when Mommy bought me a hot dog costume.  By the time Oct. 31 got here, it only fit my butt and Demon called me hot dog butt which was very insulting if you ask me.  We didn't get a lot of trick or treaters here which my human brother Jeff said was depressing, but it made Demon Flash Bandit  very happy since the fewer trick or treaters we have, the more candy that is left over and DFB loves candy!!!  If you happened to read his diary entry today, he came up with a brilliant plan (yes he called it brilliant) in which future trick or treaters are given vegetables instead of candy.  He says kids need veggies and he doesn't like them so he doesn't care if the humans give them away.  He has come to the conclusion that since many of the humans are making dogs dress up in humiliating costumes (and to us any costume is humiliating), we deserve the candy.  I may not always agree with Demon Flash Bandit, but on the subject of Howloween costumes and candy, we are in complete agreement.  When Demon Flash Bandit is right, he is right!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Give the Kids the Veggies they Need)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon Flash Bandit and his Ego</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/616167</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 10:09:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I know I haven't written an entry in a few months, but try getting the computer away from the greedy ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I know I haven't written an entry in a few months, but try getting the computer away from the greedy paws of Demon Flash Bandit, one of yesterday's dogster diary picks of the day.  There is no living with that dog now.  He is walking around in sunglasses and a tee shirt that says, Diary Pick Dog.  Can you believe that?  He has 3 pens with him in case someone asks for his pawtograph.  He already plans to sign with his right front paw because he said signing with left paw is too dangerous since left pawed humans tend to get hurt more.  He planned all this pawtograph stuff already because he is writing a book and thinks he will be a famous author.  I don't like to say the dog has an ego, but he does have an ego!  I saw him looking in the mirror this moring admiring himself.  I almost lost my milkbones!  This is why I'm writing today.  I'm tired of Mr. "Diary Pick" hogging the computer and it is time that my dog pals hear from Angel Zoom Smokey. I do hope everyone is having a nice summer, and I would write more, but I've complained about Demon Flash Bandit enough.   Besides, I just wanted to make him give up the computer, and it worked. HAHA 

Angel Zoom Smokey (Writing About Demon, the Computer Hog)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What is the Latest Newts?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/595197</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 9 Jun 2009 10:27:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I saw an article in the news today  that says Newt has declared that Obama's treatment of the econom ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I saw an article in the news today  that says Newt has declared that Obama's treatment of the economy has been a failure.  I personally think he should be a bit more understanding since Obama hasn't been in there very long and he inherited the mess--he didn't create it.  However, the thing that has really riled this dog is that I don't think a salamander has any business being covered by the news.  It isn't like they are asking a dog's opinion of events, and if you ask me, a dog would be able to make much more intelligent comments.  I know some of you may say Angel Zoom Smokey, look at the photo, he is a human.  To that I can only ask you, what human in their right mind would name a baby Newt?   Any human who would name a baby Newt or any human who would choose to go by that name is obviously crazy, and should be put in a mental hospital for the good of that person and the community at large.  A person named Newt could cause a lot of damage to society.  Next time you read the news, make sure the reporters aren't trying to sneak in the opinions of amphibians.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Newt is a Salamander and He Looks Like Lizard)]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/585232</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 4 May 2009 16:15:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Again today Demon is still on the cookie issue, and I could not agree with him more.  Sometimes we d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Again today Demon is still on the cookie issue, and I could not agree with him more.  Sometimes we do have disagreements like when I want to play and Demon, who tends to be lazy, wants to nap. However,  we always agree on the need for a dog to have cookies, and not those stupid made for dog cookies that taste like that were made for dogs.  I'm talking about made for human cookies that taste like that are made for humans.  I don't care if the cookie looks like a human cookie, the flavor won't fool a dog for a minute.  Of course, if that is all I am offered, I will eat it, but I do prefer the human variety of cookie.  Anyway, once again, Demon is so right about this issue.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Agreeing With Demon Flash Bandit Again)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>When Demon is Right, He is Right!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/584836</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 3 May 2009 09:07:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I don't always agree with Demon, but I want to go on record as agreeing with him about the whole coo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I don't always agree with Demon, but I want to go on record as agreeing with him about the whole cookie issue.  I think both the humans in this house should prefer peanutbutter cookies so Demon and I can eat all of them.  That is how it should be.  The humans don't need cookies, but we do.  Sure, we get all sorts of treats, but I say a dog can never get too many treats.  

I have some napping to do so I will get back to it, but when Demon writes about important issues,  I have the duty to put my paw in and agree with him.

Angel Zoom Smokey (I Second What Demon Said)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Happy Birthday To Badger</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/581085</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:40:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I hope all my pals on dogster are having a good day.  I was saddened to read the story about 21 hors ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I hope all my pals on dogster are having a good day.  I was saddened to read the story about 21 horses dying in Florida.  My heart goes out to those horses.  

I want to be sure and wish Badger a happy birthday.  Demon was going to do it, but I asked him to leave it to me.  I like to have important things to write about too.  The photo of Badger as a puppy that was taken by his breeder was so cute!!  

That is all I have to say today.  A girl sometimes wants to relax and watch tv.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Wishing Badger a Happy Birthday)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bunnies Don't Need Eyes</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/580656</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 10:44:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/580656</guid>
		<description>I have to tell you that it was loads of fun tearing the eyes out of that bunny stuffed toy.  Since t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have to tell you that it was loads of fun tearing the eyes out of that bunny stuffed toy.  Since the Easter bunny didn't bring me all the stuff I requested, it made me feel very good to rip the bunny's eyes out.  Next year, if Santa doesn't come through, I'm going to find a stuffed Santa and rip his eyes out too.  You'd think half a million dollars worth of stuff is too much to ask for--and I was being thrifty with the Eater bunny.  A girl needs stuff.  The bunny should realize that.  

Demon was writing about maple syrup.  That dog really takes his candy seriously, but I can't blame him.  It is tasty.  I bet that is why all the humans' magazines and newspapers run stories about how sugar is bad for you.  I think the authors of those studies are hoarding all the candy for themselves.  I have heard that a bunch of doctors have a vault filled with candy--they tell their patients to avoid sugar, and then they get it all for themselves.  I hope the humans eventually find out about their evil plan, but the humans aren't as smart as us dogs so they will probably never find out.

I hope all you dogs have a wonderful Sunday.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Zooming Around and Ripping out Bunny Eyes)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Eau De Garbage--Angel Zoom Smokey's New Perfume Scent</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/580370</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 10:15:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/580370</guid>
		<description>After a busy day of tearing the stuffing out of the stuffies, a girl needs something to make her fee ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ After a busy day of tearing the stuffing out of the stuffies, a girl needs something to make her feel good.  I've found a dingo bone works best.  Have you seen those human commercials where the girl either takes a bath or washes her hair?  I think these humans must be crazy because I have never had the urge to take a bath or wash my fur.   I think the humans are silly because just when they start to have a nice smell, they take a bath and wash the nice smell away.  You don't catch a dog doing that  We like to wear fragrance--and the stinkier the better.  I should come out with my own line of dog fragrances.  I'll start with Eau De Garbage.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Wear Fragrance--Try Garbage)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>There Will Be No Puppy Cams in My House</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/580243</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:48:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/580243</guid>
		<description>I have been busy de-eyeing a plush Easter bunny which is always a good idea.  You never know when on ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have been busy de-eyeing a plush Easter bunny which is always a good idea.  You never know when one of those stuffies might  have a puppy cam.  A couple of months ago I was watching a movie called The Nanny Diaries, which was about a nanny who was working for an obnoxious family that actually had a nanny cam in a teddy bear.  Angel Zoom Smokey has been ripping the eyes out of stuffies ever since I was a puppy-long before this movie came to the silver screen.   You can fool humans, but we  dogs are so much smarter.  I also rip off the noses so if they ever invent a smell cam, I'm covered on that too.  By the way, if you want to watch a fun baby sitting movie, go for Adventures in Babysitting, an old movie from 1987, but still a classic.  It could have used a dog, but then again, what movie couldn't?  I'll save the subject I was going to write about for a future entry because I need to get back to ripping up stuffies.  I'll bark at you later.

Angel Zoom Smokey (No Puppy Cam in This House)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel--Dog In Charge</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/579801</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:20:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/579801</guid>
		<description>Angel Zoom Smokey here.  Things have been kind of quiet which is okay.  I have been doing some zoomi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Angel Zoom Smokey here.  Things have been kind of quiet which is okay.  I have been doing some zoomies and yesterday I flew over Demon twice which was great fun.  I admired myself in the mirror, and I had chicken for dinner, and then I had some ham because I was still hungry.  The humans around here are only here to get me what I want.  I learned that when I was a puppy.

I hope all my pals are having a good day.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Wonderful Dog)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Best Wishes to All my Pals</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/579477</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:04:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/579477</guid>
		<description>It is time for a girl to write a diary entry so her public will know what she is thinking about.  I  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It is time for a girl to write a diary entry so her public will know what she is thinking about.  I am thinking about food.  I had ham for dinner yesterday, and I'm wondering if there is any of it left because it was very tasty.   Once again, there was a small stuffed husky in the house that was causing trouble.  I took care of him by removing his nose.  I don't really see the need for stuffed huskies when the humans have the real thing.  I would consider taking Demon's nose off, but his nose has some big teeth nearby which might not take too kindly to nose removal.  

I have to tell you that I looked particularly lovely on Easter.  No, I didn't wear anything special, but I checked the mirror, and I have to tell you that I looked lovely.  Of course, I look lovely everyday so it was no big deal.  

I hope all my pals are enjoying nice winter type weather, and you have Angel Zoom Smokey's best wishes!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Keeping Stuffies in Line)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Illiterate Easter Bunny???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/578873</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:41:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/578873</guid>
		<description>I had a nice Easter, but the Easter bunny didn't come through for me.  I had listed a couple of litt ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I had a nice Easter, but the Easter bunny didn't come through for me.  I had listed a couple of little items in my diary entry, and the bunny must be as cheap as Santa Claus.  Why can't a girl get a couple of little gifts that she asks for?  Sure, I got a plush squeaky ball, a granola busy bone, a rawhide bone, and a few other things, but I had a list.  Doesn't the bunny know how to read?

Angel Zoom Smokey( Cheated By the Bunny)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dear Mr. Easter Bunny,....</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/578262</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:37:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/578262</guid>
		<description>I woke up to find I was one of the 5 diary picks of the day.  I am finally glad to see that dogster  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I woke up to find I was one of the 5 diary picks of the day.  I am finally glad to see that dogster has some taste.  They have chosen Demon Flash Bandit's diary entries 3 times, and one time he was on the main page.  I have had to live with his oversize ego for almost 2 years so it is about time I can look at him and tell him that I have also been chosen as well.  That should shut him up. 

I hope everyone out there is ready for a visit from the Easter bunny.  I thought I would share my letter to the Easter bunny with all my pals.  I have to tell you that it is a bit selfish since I want witnesses that I asked the Easter bunny for a few things.

Dear Easter Bunny,

I hope you are well.  How are all the baby bunnies?  I bet there are a lot of them.  I know that you will be bringing me some stuff at Easter so I thought I would make your life easy by giving you some ideas of what I want.  I have been sending letters to Santa Claus for the past 2 years, and he hasn't been giving me what I ask for.  This is your chance to outdo the Christmas Claus.

I want my own car--preferably a Lincoln Town Car--not one of those little Lincolns because if I want a medium size car, I'll ask for it.  I want at least $500,000. deposited in a bank account in my name.  Wait a minute, sent me cash.  I've seen the news and I'm not sure the banks can be trusted.  I want 2 dozen chocolate eggs, some new squeakys--you can choose-I'm not picky about my toys.  I want my own lap top because Demon and the humans are always on the computer so a girl needs her own.  I know that Easter isn't as big a gift giving holiday as Christmas and you don't have elves to help you so I will be happy with the aforementioned items.  Thanks in advance.

        Love,  Angel Zoom Smokey

I hope all you dogs out there have let the Easter bunny know what you want.  He doesn't tend to get the letters that Santa gets and I don't want him to feel left out.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Anxious for Easter to Arrive)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title></title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/578260</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:36:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/578260</guid>
		<description>I woke up to find I was one of the 5 diary picks of the day.  I am finally glad to see that dogster  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I woke up to find I was one of the 5 diary picks of the day.  I am finally glad to see that dogster has some taste.  They have chosen Demon Flash Bandit's diary entries 3 times, and one time he was on the main page.  I have had to live with his oversize ego for almost 2 years so it is about time I can look at him and tell him that I have also been chosen as well.  That should shut him up. 

I hope everyone out there is ready for a visit from the Easter bunny.  I thought I would share my letter to the Easter bunny with all my pals.  I have to tell you that it is a bit selfish since I want witnesses that I asked the Easter bunny for a few things.

Dear Easter Bunny,

I hope you are well.  How are all the baby bunnies?  I bet there are a lot of them.  I know that you will be bringing me some stuff at Easter so I thought I would make your life easy by giving you some ideas of what I want.  I have been sending letters to Santa Claus for the past 2 years, and he hasn't been giving me what I ask for.  This is your chance to outdo the Christmas Claus.

I want my own car--preferably a Lincoln Town Car--not one of those little Lincolns because if I want a medium size car, I'll ask for it.  I want at least $500,000. deposited in a bank account in my name.  Wait a minute, sent me cash.  I've seen the news and I'm not sure the banks can be trusted.  I want 2 dozen chocolate eggs, some new squeakys--you can choose-I'm not picky about my toys.  I want my own lap top because Demon and the humans are always on the computer so a girl needs her own.  I know that Easter isn't as big a gift giving holiday as Christmas and you don't have elves to help you so I will be happy with the aforementioned items.  Thanks in advance.

        Love,  Angel Zoom Smokey

I hope all you dogs out there have let the Easter bunny know what you want.  He doesn't tend to get the letters that Santa gets and I don't want him to feel left out.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Anxious for Easter to Arrive)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hoppy Easter</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/577813</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Apr 2009 16:10:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/577813</guid>
		<description>I decided to write a diary entry once again.  I write so seldom that I am like  a guest writer so Do ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I decided to write a diary entry once again.  I write so seldom that I am like  a guest writer so Dogster should feel particularly honored that I have chosen to write today.  I am writing today because Wal-Mart is blaming the Easter bunny for their sales not being up to par in March.  Is it really fair to blame the Easter bunny for their sales performance?  Do they give him a bonus when things are good?  I think not.  Therefore, if I were the bunny, I would shop elsewhere myself.  I'm not his official spokesdog, but I'm just relating what I think the bunny would say.  Easter will finally arrive Sunday, and Demon and I know we will get treats so we are both quite happy about the holiday.  We love any day when we get toys and treats.  I hope all the dogs on Dogster have a happy Easter, and remember to thank the bunny for your  Easter goodies. 

Angel Zoom Smokey (Wishing Everyone a Hoppy Easter)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Carrots and Cucumbers Can't Be Trusted!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/576200</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 4 Apr 2009 18:39:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/576200</guid>
		<description>Demon wrote his diary entry today on the direct to dvd release of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: The ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Demon wrote his diary entry today on the direct to dvd release of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: The Animated Documentary, and I have to tell you that I have gotten such a kick out of that diary entry.  It seems that Demon wrote a diary entry from an article  out of something called a Ucylopedia which seemed a bit suspicious to me, but Demon said is sounded logical that something as important as Killer Tomatoes would merit a documentary.  So far, he hasn't been able to order the dvd so he has to tell all the dogs on dogster that read his diary entry that it was all a joke.  I don't know why humans would joke about something so serious. I actually sympathize with Demon on this issue.  I guess that explains why the humans are always having so many problems--they just don't know when to quit joking and be serious.  Anyway, I am going to try to help Demon find some information on killer cucumbers and killer carrots because Angel Zoom Smokey does not like vegetables.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Skip the Vegetables)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel Zoom Smokey--Who Cares What Trees Think?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/575566</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 2 Apr 2009 11:53:50 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/575566</guid>
		<description>Demon Flash Bandit wrote his diary entry today about trees--like any of us dogs really care about wh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Demon Flash Bandit wrote his diary entry today about trees--like any of us dogs really care about what trees think.  Many of us barely care what the humans think.   Since Demon is writing about silly stuff, I will cover the important stuff.  Cloris Leachman is modeling a dress made out of cabbage and lettuce with the slogan, "Let Vegetarianism Grow on you" for PETA.  She can eat vegetarian if she wants--that just means more chicken for Angel Zoom Smokey.  If those people come up to me and ask me to wear a dress made out of cabbage and lettuce, I'll give them some serious puppy slaps of justice.  Are all you dogs with me on this?  It seems the ad was going okay until she was attacked by a group of hungry rabbits.  Rabbits happen to be vegetarians too.

Sean Connery was  involved in  a "Dressed to the Kilt" Charity which I have absolutely no information on, but doesn't the name sound cool?  I bet it is to raise money to buy kilts for poor Scottish men who can't afford to buy a kilt for themselves--such a worthy cause.

Todd Palin, in an magazine interview stated that his wife, Sarah, had nothing to do with the cost of the clothing she wore in the campaign.  She was forced to wear expensive designer clothing by the Republicans who were in charge of the campaign.  They are evil and need to be stopped before they force another innocent nominee to wear overpriced clothing.  Perhaps the next one could find a nice dress made out of spaghetti.  I just hope the sauce doesn't cause too big a mess at campaign events.

This has been Angel Zoom Smokey keeping you informed while Demon is thinking of trees.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Rawhide Chips are Mine!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/571150</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:08:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/571150</guid>
		<description>Hi to all the Dogster dogs.  It is me, Angel Zoom Smokey, actually writing a diary entry.  I have so ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi to all the Dogster dogs.  It is me, Angel Zoom Smokey, actually writing a diary entry.  I have something important to state and I want it said in front of witnesses.  The rawhide chips are mine.  We are running low on the bag, and Demon Flash Bandit seems to think they are his, but it was my Wolf Day and I should get ALL of them.  I have to get back to guard the bag, but now I have witnesses that I have declared all rawhide chips in the house are mine.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Rawhide Chips are Mine)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Happy Wolf Day to Me--Yesterday Was Great!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/569246</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:42:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/569246</guid>
		<description>It has been awhile since I have written a diary entry.  Unlike Demon Flash Bandit, I have better thi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It has been awhile since I have written a diary entry.  Unlike Demon Flash Bandit, I have better things to do.  I did think it would be nice to write an entry to let all the dogs know that Wolf Days rule.  I had my second Wolf Day yesterday, and it was great.  I got 2 plush squeaky toys-and one is designed with parts that attach with velcro so you can pull the it apart when a dog wants to show he is annoyed at the squeaky.  There is nothing like pulling legs, arms and the head off an animal to let him know you aren't happy with him.  I also got 2 plastic squeakies, and mint bones.  William brought us dog biscuits and a large bag of rawhide chews so I am one happy dog.  Demon got the same toys as me which would be very unfair except that on his Wolf Day, I also get the same gifts as him so it is like having 2 Wolf Days a year, and the more Wolf Days, the better.  Now that I am 2 years old, I'm not a puppy anymore so I think I should be able to do whatever I choose.  I"ll have to let you know how that works out for me.

Angel Zoom Smokey (2 Year Old Dog)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Santa Paws Needs to Get With the Program!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/543144</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 09:01:09 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/543144</guid>
		<description>It has taken me a few days to write this.  I did have a nice Christmas.  I got toys and treats, but  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It has taken me a few days to write this.  I did have a nice Christmas.  I got toys and treats, but Santa Paws didn't come through with all the stuff I asked for AGAIN this year.  I thoughtfully kept the list below one million dollars.  I was disappointed last year too.  Santa Paws needs to get with the program and send me what I ask for.  The next time I send him a list and don't get what I want, he is going to wake up next to a reindeer head--and it might very well be Rudolph.  Santa, if you are reading this entry, you have been warned.  Don't mess with Angel Zoom Smokey.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Mad At Santa Paws====Again)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Letter to Santa Paws</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/541430</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:02:56 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/541430</guid>
		<description>It is time to write my letter to Santa Paws.  After being criticized all year by Demon Flash Bandit  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It is time to write my letter to Santa Paws.  After being criticized all year by Demon Flash Bandit for having a 500 page list which was clearly exaggerated because I didn't fill in the entire page 500, I have decided to listen to Demon and not fill in so many pages this year.  I am including a copy of the letter so all you dogs out there will know that Demon Flash Bandit passes unfair judgment on me.

Dear Santa Paws,

I hope you and everyone at the North Pole are  doing well.  I have been a very good girl, and you know that isn't easy since I'm having to put up with Demon Flash Bandit.  I was a bit disappointed with you last year when I didn't get the car or the personal computer--not to mention many many other things I asked for.  It was my first Christmas and I was just a puppy so I didn't realize how busy you and the elves get at Christmas so this year, I won't be filling in almost 500 pages on my gift list.  I will keep it short and more manageable for you and the elves.

1.  $500,000.00--cash (you can also write a check as long as it clears).
2.  $250,000.00--gift certificates to Petco and PetSmart.  Please don't put more than $100,000.00 in Petco certificates because PetSmart is closer to my house).
3.  $50,000.00 in  Burger King gift certificates--I do enjoy a burger for dinner.
4.  $25,000.00 in Taco Belle gift certificates.  I like spicy foods at times.
5.  I would also appreciate another giant squeaky octopus/spider squeaky thing because it is my favorite toy and several dingo bones to chew on until I can get to the stores and pick out my gifts.  I wouldn't want to be sitting around on Christmas day with nothing to enjoy.

I have thoughtfully kept the list below 1 million dollars because I don't want to be greedy.  I look forward to the gifts, and you don't have to thank me for being thoughtful and saving you a lot of work.

            Love,  Angel Zoom Smokey

Angel Zoom Smokey(Writing Santa Paws)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Prefer Dog Movies</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/536769</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 9 Dec 2008 19:15:24 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/536769</guid>
		<description>I have to tell you that I do agree with Demon Flash Bandit.  I saw The Dark Knight movie with Mommy  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have to tell you that I do agree with Demon Flash Bandit.  I saw The Dark Knight movie with Mommy today on tv, and it was appalling how dogs were depicted in this movie.  I guess it was okay otherwise, but it wasn't as good as Underdog or Snow Dogs.

I was looking at the news, and I thought I had seen the end of Joe the Plumber.  Yet, there he was again--criticizing McCain.  He now says he was appalled at McCain.  Why was he campaigning for him if he thought he was so bad?  Joe the Plumber is the kind of human we dogs call a jerk.

I had better get back to annoying Demon Flash Bandit.  A puppy's work is never done. HAHAHA

Angel Zoom Smokey ( Sweet Puppy)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon Flash Bandit Exaggerating Again</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/535794</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 7 Dec 2008 08:37:42 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It's Angel Zoom Smokey barking out your favorite diary entry.  Yes, Demon Flash Bandit was diary pic ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It's Angel Zoom Smokey barking out your favorite diary entry.  Yes, Demon Flash Bandit was diary pick of the day for the third time.  Have the humans at Dogster headquarters lost their minds--not that you aren't wonderful humans, but Demon's diary?  I've read his dairy and if you ask this dog, it is the ramblings of a dog with a big ego--which will be even bigger now.  I don't know if he can fit through a door if that ego of his gets any bigger.  He is always picking on me, the puppy.  For instance, in today's diary entry, he had to mention that I had a Christmas wish list for Santa Paws  last year that was 500 pages long.  He is exaggerating again.  It was only 499 and 3/4  pages long.  He had to add the extra 1/4 page to make me look greedy.  Can a girl help it if she needs stuff?  I didn't think any of it was too extravagant.    I think the girls out there will understand when I say that we girls do NEED more stuff than men.  If you ever look at the human men's list, they want a bunch of silly stuff anyway.  I've been told that Daddy used to have his car on the Christmas list.  Mommy actually doesn't agree with me on that one.  She doesn't think it was stupid.  She thinks it was insane.  Now that Daddy has crossed over the bridge, guess what name has been dropped from the Christmas list.  Yes, you guessed it--the car.  

I know Demon can write a good diary entry, but I'm not going to tell him.  I have to live with him and his ego.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Living With Demon Flash Bandit)]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/530397</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:36:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Today is Demon Flash Bandit's wolfday, and I would be complaining about Demon's big ego.  However, s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Today is Demon Flash Bandit's wolfday, and I would be complaining about Demon's big ego.  However, since the humans give me the same gifts they give him, I am happy for him.  I can't wait until later in the day when he (and I) get the gifts.  I think we'll have Burger King today.  I would prefer that Mommy grill chicken, but I guess it is okay since Demon loves BK so much and it is his wolfday.  I have been waiting for him to take a much needed nap.  Yes, it is much needed so that he will quit guarding the gourmet peanut butter cookies that he confiscated out of the kitchen.  He got them himself and he guards them like they are only for him.  Mommy does get me some of them since he never fusses at Mommy when she gets some out of there, but let Angel Zoom Smokey try to get some cookies, and he is  openly hostile.  He barks at me.  Can you believe it?  I told him he has nerve, but he said he found them and they are his.  Since Mommy gives them to me too, I usually just let him think he has won.  As long as I get some cookies, I've won. HAHAHA

The big news around here is Demon's Wolfday.  Demon and I plan to take some naps and play with our new toys.  Best wishes to all the dogs out there on dogster.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Who Loves Wolfdays)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>QUEEN Angel Zoom Smokey</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/529278</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:30:24 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I, Angel Zoom Smokey, am officially declaring myself the queen of the house which means that I, bein ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I, Angel Zoom Smokey, am officially declaring myself the queen of the house which means that I, being royalty am now running things around here.  My first act is going to be to make sure that there is always an abundance of Milkbones.  Then my next official act will be to strike the word "no" from the human vocabulary.  I hate that word.  Whenever it is said to me, it means I can't do something I want to do.  Therefore, the word, no, is no longer allowed.   I want more toys, and I think I should be consulted about everything that happens in this house.  I am getting tired, and a queen should not be expected to do any manual labor or typing labor so I'll stop and take a nap.  Good day, my subjects.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Queen Angel Zoom Smokey)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Over the River and Through the Wood, to Kill a Turkey We Go</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/528950</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:12:59 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/528950</guid>
		<description>I am back and not a minute too soon--whatever that means.  I have heard the humans say it, and I hav ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am back and not a minute too soon--whatever that means.  I have heard the humans say it, and I have been waiting for a chance to say it myself.  The hyena comedy troupe were a big hit at Samoa's Pier.  I almost laughed my tail off over the antics, but after the show, I checked, and you'll be pleased to know that my tail if still there.  

Jeff interrupted me as I was finishing my dairy entry last week and he was supposed to put it on dogster, but instead, he saved it on the word processor to put on later in the day, and now, a week later, it is finally published.  I think you dogs understand why I have never encourage Jeff to take a job which involves life and death.  No one would survive because it would take him a week or two to get it done.   

I noticed that the supermarkets are advertising Turkey Killing Day menu items--most notibly the turkey.  I guess those are for the humans without dogs because Demon and I would be glad to catch a bird for the Turkey Killing Day table.  We would enjoy it.  Does it have to be a turkey or will any bird work?  We do have wild turkeys in the area.  Sometimes you have to stop so they can cross the street.  This is because turkeys, like all birds, are stupid and don't know to go to the traffic light to cross the street.   

It is time for me to go discuss turkey killing ideas with Demon.  

Angel Zoom Smokey (The Joys of Killing Turkeys)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Old News is Bad News...for Alvin!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/528926</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:11:04 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/528926</guid>
		<description>NOTE: THIS IS AN OLD STORY (FROM ABOUT A WEEK AGO) BUT I COULDN'T ADD THE DIARY TILL NOW.  SORRY FOR ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ NOTE: THIS IS AN OLD STORY (FROM ABOUT A WEEK AGO) BUT I COULDN'T ADD THE DIARY TILL NOW.  SORRY FOR THE DELAY.  ENJOY!

Yesterday that silly Demon Flash Bandit was one of the diary picks of the day, and there was no living with him.  One of the dogs gave him sunglasses which he was wearing to avoid the pizzaratzies which I have no idea why a dog would want to avoid because I personally like pizza--okay it is mainly the pepperoni and other meat on the pizzas that I like, but I certainly wouldn't be avoiding it.  When I told Demon my thoughts, he told me I was a silly puppy.  At least I'm not an egotistical dog who thinks I am better than the puppy in the house.

 Mommy had one of the Ty Alvins from the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, and it met with a little "accident".  Now it is missing its nose and its eyes.  I have to admit I might have had something to do with the "accident".  Okay it wasn't officially an accident, Mommy knows that if a stuffie happens to fall into my path (did you know that sometimes if you put your paws just right, you can shake furniture enough so that things that are out of your reach "happen" to fall down into your path.  Anyway, I  think Mommy should be thanking me because a chipmunk is a rodent, and now he can't mess up the house because he has no nose or eyes.  Do I get the appreciation I deserve for my unselfish acts of heroism.  No, I do not.  I should send Mommy a bill for my services.  That would teach her to tell me I’ve been a bad puppy.

I have to go.  I have to check and make sure Alvin isn’t trying to cause trouble even without eyes and nose.  Rodents can’t be trusted.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Not a Chipmunk Fan)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel Zoom Smokey---STAR</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/525620</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 9 Nov 2008 09:18:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Jeff is finally writing a screenplay involving Demon  and me.  I don't know how many times I've told ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Jeff is finally writing a screenplay involving Demon  and me.  I don't know how many times I've told him to write about us, and he finally decided to do so.  So far, it is a masterpiece.  I think it is far better than plays written by that guy named Shakespeare who really needs to learn how to quit writing gibberish and start writing interesting plays.  I don't think any of his plays are about dogs.  What is his problem?  Some intellectual types think he is a great writer, but he is mostly used to torture school children when they have been bad.  He can't even write English.  Anyway, Jeff is writing in actual English, and the story is the type of story that, once started, the reader (or viewer) won't be able to stop until they get to the ending.  I have given it my 4 paws up and a tail wag rating.  Anyway, I am willing to play my part in the movie, but I'm trying to think of actresses who could play me if I don't feel like acting in the movie.  I'll have to get back to you on the actresses because it is hard to find an actress who has both my range and is also lovely enough to play me.  I'll write more on this tomorrow.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Future Star)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Space Dogs</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/525242</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 8 Nov 2008 09:28:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I hope all the dogs out there in dogland are having a nice day.   How many of you dogs are aware tha ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I hope all the dogs out there in dogland are having a nice day.   How many of you dogs are aware that a dog was the first animal to go into orbit in space?   Laika (Barker) was a mixed breed (mostly Siberian husky) who was  dubbed Muttnik by the American press.  She stayed alive at 2,000 miles in orbit aboard Sputnik 2.  She was monitored by life support systems, but the ship wasn't equipped for recovery. She stayed alive for several days until the batteries that operated her life support system ran out.  Sputnik 2 fell into the atmosphere and burned on April 14, 1958.   The Soviet Union sent a total of 13 dogs into space, and 5 of them died.  I think whoever was in charge of the space program in the Soviet Union should get some puppy slaps of justice from Angel Zoom Smokey.  It is okay if the silly humans want to go into space, but we dogs are perfectly happy here on Earth.  If the space program was worth the money, it wouldn't be so boring.   It isn't like there is anything fun to do in space.   The astronauts used Tang in outer space.  Have you tasted Tang.  DISGUSTING.  It isn't even on the level of kool-aid.  I don't care if humans want to be stupid and enjoy drinking Tang, dogs should be left alone.  There is no excuse for sending a dog into space.   Why didn't they just watch Pigs in Space.  Miss Piggy could have given them all the information they needed, and she wanted to be in space so she could do that segment on The Muppet Show.  It was good for Kermit because I doubt that a frog really wants to have a pig in love with him. This is a message from Angel Zoom Smokey:  when you humans get some silly ideas, leave us dogs out of them!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Spokesdog for the Species)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Where is My Blizzard?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/524758</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 7 Nov 2008 07:57:14 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>A blizzard has hit the Plains, and it is relatively warm here in southern MI.  Am I going to have to ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ A blizzard has hit the Plains, and it is relatively warm here in southern MI.  Am I going to have to give Mother Nature some puppy slaps of justice?  Demon says I am too hard of Mother Nature.  He has a point.  I hear birds singing outside.  They stole our snow.  I need to give the birds some puppy slaps of justice.  To add insult to injury, my humans are pleased with the weather.  

Angel Zoom Smokey (Complaining About the Lack of Snow)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moving On</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/524347</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 6 Nov 2008 09:18:12 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Demon has already given his congratulations to Mr. Obama, and I guess it is appropriate for me to te ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Demon has already given his congratulations to Mr. Obama, and I guess it is appropriate for me to tell Mr. Biden that although I was running for his job, I wish him well.  We huskies like to run anyway so just running for office was fun-win or lose.  I think Mr. Biden will do a good job and he has Angel Zoom Smokey's blessing.  I can now put my energy into planning my wedding.   I want to thank all the dogs out there that voted for Demon Flash Bandit and me.  I think getting more votes than McCain and Palin showed how much clout we dogs have at the polls.  In the future, the humans will pay more attention to what we think.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Congrats to Biden)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title></title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/523555</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 4 Nov 2008 16:30:44 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Demon and I were at the polls today to place our vote.  I will admit that voting in itself wasn't fu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Demon and I were at the polls today to place our vote.  I will admit that voting in itself wasn't fun, but I got out of my collar when we got home, and Jeff had to chase me down.  I made it to the house that was 2 doors down from us with Jeff chasing me all the way.  He caught me.  It is a shame Jeff was there because Mommy could have never caught me.  Of course, Mommy seems aware of that fact so she doesn't take me out alone.  Can't a puppy have any fun?  The humans and Demon were upset, but I was having a great time, and I was smiling the whole time.  It was so much fun!!!  Mommy had a long talk with me.  She told me that there are dangers for a puppy in the real world and that every human won't spoil me like she and my first humans did.  Demon says she is right.  He is such a pain in the tail know it all.

I hope all of you had as much fun as I did today, and thanks for your votes.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Zooming Free)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nostradamus Predicted a Demon Flash Bandit Victory</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/522995</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 3 Nov 2008 10:01:08 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Tomorrow is election day, and I saw on the internet that  Nostramdamus has predicted a McCain victor ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Tomorrow is election day, and I saw on the internet that  Nostramdamus has predicted a McCain victory in Quatrain 75, Century X.  I decided to check it out by going to a Nostradamus website, and the quatrain didn't match the one that predicted the McCAin victory.  Are they making up new Quatrains just to make McCain look like he is winning?  It makes no sense because anyone who has ever read most of Nostradamus' quatrains know that they are very hard to interpret and could often mean anything.  I guess if you are doing as badly as he and Palin, you need to get your hope from somewhere.    The funniest part is that the one that supposedly says McCain is going to win, says that the imbelice will come out of the snow wearing fine clothing (probably $150,000 worth of fine clothing), and wearing the pelt of a wolf.  Even McCain's supporters who are looking for hope are calling Palin an imbecile.  I guess they wanted it to look authentic.

I agree with Demon completely.  If you are stupid, do the country a favor and stay home.  If you are an intelligent Demon Flash Bandit supporter, show up at the polls and vote.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Nostradamus said Demon is the best)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Don't Mess With Angel Zoom Smokey</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/522571</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 2 Nov 2008 08:25:27 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I haven't seen Demon so excited since he launched his Presidential campaign on July 4.  Krispy Kreme ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I haven't seen Demon so excited since he launched his Presidential campaign on July 4.  Krispy Kreme is giving out free star shaped "patriotic doughnuts to anyone who votes on election day.  Demon is so happy that he is going to get a free doughnut that I finally had to remind him that he isn't paying anyway--Mommy is.  I also had to remind him that the nearest Krispy Kreme Shop is at least an hour's drive from here.  At least I got him talked down some from his anticipated sugar high.  I don't know what that dog would do without me around to watch out for him.

Palin got a prank call from a Canadian comedian posing to be the French president.  She was fooled by the prank call.  It is nice to know that she doesn't know who the Prime Minister of Canada happens to be.  It isn't like Alaska is close to Canada so how could she possible know who is in charge of a country Alaska probably deals with on a daily basis?  I am warning this comedian, if you try to place a prank call to this vice presidential candidate, I will know it is a prank call and even if I am fooled, I will personally come to Toronto and give you some puppy slaps of justice.  Mommy says Toronto is a nice place to visit anyway so I'm sure I would have a good time--as if giving out puppy slaps of justice isn't fun in itself.

I need to stop typing and rest my paw.  Puppy slapping can be hard on your paws.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Puppy Slapping Expert)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Had A Wonderful Howloween</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/522263</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 1 Nov 2008 09:36:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Demon Flash Bandit is still complaining about the kids stealing his candy, but we had a wonderful ni ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Demon Flash Bandit is still complaining about the kids stealing his candy, but we had a wonderful night at the Pier.  The Halloween party was amazing.  Some of the pups decided to do some entertaining.  There was one who was dressed as Sarah Palin complete with rifle in one arm and a chihuahua playing the part of Gun Trigger, her baby,in the other arm.  The "Palin dog"  was having a great time shooting and yelling her motto, Shoot  Baby Shoot.  The "baby" also had a gun and was shooting along with his mom.  I loved it when he would run out of ammo and pull more out of his diaper.  Yes, it was actual bullets.  I know what you are thinking, but shooting the other diaper contents wouldn't bother the dogs at all.  I'm glad the pit bulls have a sense of humor because they didn't get upset when she tried to put lipstick on them.  All in all, the entertainment was terrific.

I hope all of you dogs out there had as much fun as I did.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Enjoyed Howloween Party)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'm a Party Dog</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/521886</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:24:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Once again, Demon Flash Bandit is on a tangent about us not getting to go trick or treating.  It wou ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Once again, Demon Flash Bandit is on a tangent about us not getting to go trick or treating.  It wouldn't surprise me to see him outside carrying signs about Howloween not being fair to dogs.  It isn't that I don't see his point, and I do agree with him, but I have better things to do than carry protest signs.  I'm planning a fun night with my fiance, Samoa Sunnybear Belle at the Pier.  I am planning to dress as an angel and I think he might be coming as Saint Roch, the patron saint of dogs.  He may surprise me, but that is what Mrs. Elder Rabbit suggested he come as to compliment me.  Normally, I hate costumes, but the Pier is a magical place, and I am okay wearing special costumes there.  Anyway, tonight is the Howloween party there, and I am really looking forward to it.  I know I'll have a lot of fun.  Demon is supposed to be there too, but I think he has forgotten that since he is in his "I want candy" frame of mind.  I guess I'll have to remind him that it is Friday, and Friday is Party Night At the Pier.  He is actually going to wear a costume to the Pier.  Savannah (his girlfriend) is coming as Wendy, and he is coming as the human who is dressed as a dog.  That was his idea.  Can you believe it?  He says the election is Tuesday, and he need to look dignified.  I can't argue with him.  What can be more dignified than a dog?

I hope all you dogs and humans have as much fun as I'll have at the Pier.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Party Dog)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon Did Something Good</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/521562</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:59:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/521562</guid>
		<description>It is Angel Zoom Smokey writing a diary entry.  I'm sure you dogs don't expect me to write so much,  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It is Angel Zoom Smokey writing a diary entry.  I'm sure you dogs don't expect me to write so much, but someone has to tell you what Demon Flash Bandit has been up to.  For example, yesterday, Demon was kind enough to get a bag of Baby Ruth bars off the table and put them on the floor so I could enjoy them too.  The only problem was that Mommy saw Demon walking through the house with a Baby Ruth in his mouth and confiscated our treats before we could enjoy them.   Why do the humans always have to interfere with our fun?

Angel Zoom Smokey ( Girls Just Want to Have Fun and Eat Treats)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Disney Without Disney?????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/521164</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:49:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Has that silly Mouse that Disney allows into his parks gone insane.   Perhaps he is suffering from r ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Has that silly Mouse that Disney allows into his parks gone insane.   Perhaps he is suffering from rabies.   Disney announced plans to build a Disney resort in Hawaii with no theme park.  What is the point?  I have yet to hear anyone say they are going to Disney for the hotel?  They are going to the theme park and they stay at the hotel.  In fact, most people go to the theme park and stay in non Disney hotels.  I think Disney needs to fire that mouse because he is giving them bad ideas.  They could put Pluto in charge.  Being a dog, he would be the wiser choice.  I think Goofy would come up with better ideas, but it is too risky to put him in charge. 

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Should Be In Charge-Not Mice)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Howloween Costumes</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/520992</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:16:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I'd like to thank my pal Dixie for Blinky, the jack o' lantern on my page.  It makes my page look sn ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I'd like to thank my pal Dixie for Blinky, the jack o' lantern on my page.  It makes my page look snazzy.  

Does anyone know if Batman goes out as himself on Howloween or does he wear a costume to pretend he is someone else.  If someone comes to the door dressed as Superman, could that be Batman's costume because he is pathetic super hero?  A super hero without super powers is sad.  I'm sure he wants to be Superman so that is why I think he would dress as Superman.  

I've also been wondering if Nemo is related the the fish on The Cat in the Hat.  I don't think they are related since the one on The Cat in the Hat is pink and Nemo is orange with white stripes trimmed in black.  Nemo seemed to be a much happier fish.  Do fish trick or treat at Howloween?  I guess they can't leave the water that long.  I bet they are very unhappy that they can't get themselve some candy.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Contemplating Howloween)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sharing TV Knowledge</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/520448</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 07:30:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I am happy to report that Smokey caught the Bandit, and had a lot of fun dispensing puppy slaps of j ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am happy to report that Smokey caught the Bandit, and had a lot of fun dispensing puppy slaps of justice.  I watched another great tv show the other day similar to  Smokey and the Bandit.  It is called Dukes of Hazzard, and it is the story of the Duke Boys who are always running from this little fat guy called Boss Hogg because Boss Hogg is a cannibal who wants to have them for dinner.  The General Lee is the real star of the show.  I know some of you are going to say, General Lee was a general for the South in the Civil War.  WRONG!!!  General Lee is a car-- a Dodge Charger--probably a 1971 Charger or at least in that time span.  General Lee does all sorts of tricks which means he is a very smart car.  The Duke Boys are the good guys, and they always win which is good for the show because it would have been cancelled very quickly had Boss Hogg managed to bareque them in an early episode.  Another important character in the show was Flash, the bassett hound owned by Roscoe P. Coltrane.  Sherriff Roscoe worked for Boss Hogg, but it was good that he was kind of incompetent because if he had done his job better, again, there would be no show.  Flash was a wonderful addition to the cast, and the smartest on the show (for the obvious reason that of being a dog).    I have only one thing to add:  YEE HAW

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Who Watches TV)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Time to Go After The Bandit</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/520121</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 07:54:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Normally I let Demon do a lot of the polical observations since he is running for President, and I'm ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Normally I let Demon do a lot of the polical observations since he is running for President, and I'm merely the vice-president.  I was looking through the internet news today hoping there might be something good--like a sale on dingo bones.  In the process, I ran across an article about Ashley Todd, a Republican campaign worker who is in serious need of psychiatric help.   Insanity isn't even a particulary interesting story.  However,  despite this insane woman running around making the McCain group look bad,  according to some of the comments, it is the liberal media that is responsible.   I know this is a stretch for some humans, but perhaps it is because there was an insane campaign worker running around loose.  I realize that humans aren't as smart as us dogs, but you'd think they could understand the truth when it smacks them in the face.   The smart humans will be voting for Demon Flash Bandit for President.  A dog can do a much better job than a human, and that is just the way it is.  

Has anyone seen that wonderful movie Smokey and the Bandit?  Samoa was showing it at the Pier.  I like it because it is inspirational.  It made me realize that I Angel Zoom SMOKEY should be chasing Demon Flash BANDIT around the house, and yes, that is how we got our third names.  The only difference between  the movie and real life is that in real life, Smokey plans to catch the Bandit and give out some puppy slaps of justice.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Ready to Start Chasing)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Opinion of  Halloween</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/519859</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 09:43:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I have been discussing Christmas in my last couple of entries, but Halloween is the next holiday on  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have been discussing Christmas in my last couple of entries, but Halloween is the next holiday on the calendar.  This isn't a wonderful holiday for dogs since many of our misguided (notice I was nice and didn't say stupid) humans decide to dress their dogs in costumes.  This is degrading and annoying to most dogs.  Naturally, this doesn't make it one of our better holidays.  In addition to the silly costumes, children come to the door, and expect to get free candy.  Yes, candy that we dogs could be eating. Most kids already get enough candy.  We dogs are like the Trix rabbit.  Kids stuff down candy while telling us that candy is for children---not for dogs.  I think Halloween needs some changes, and we dogs are going to have to make them.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Halloween Should Be Dog-Friendly)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Santa Rehired</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/519619</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:00:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Santa has been rehired at the mall in Virginia.  I'm glad for him, but this job had better not inter ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Santa has been rehired at the mall in Virginia.  I'm glad for him, but this job had better not interfere with him giving me what I asked for this Christmas.  When a girl sends a few items she wants for Christmas to Santa, and he ignores 300 or the 500 pages, Santa isn't doing his job.  I am quite serious when I said I will go to the North Pole personally and puppy slap him, Mrs. Claus, the elves and the reindeer if I'm neglected again this year.    Let's see how jolly he will be after he has had a good puppy slapping.

I would suggest that you pups out there start thinking of what you plan to ask for at Christmas.  You can never start too early.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Christmas Planning)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Santa Was a Disappointment Last Year</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/519266</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:31:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Demon wrote in his diary entry about Santa being laid off from a mall in Farifax County, VA, and I h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Demon wrote in his diary entry about Santa being laid off from a mall in Farifax County, VA, and I have to admit, I'm much less upset about it than Demon.  I usually agree with Demon, but I've been annoyed at Santa since last year.  I sent him a brief list of what I wanted for Christmas--only about 500 pages, and he didn't bring me everything I wanted.  You can imagine that I am still annoyed at him over neglecting me.  Sure, I got nice toys and treats, but where was my limo, my computer, and all the other little things a girl needs to be happy?  I didn't even get the unlimited charge cards that were pre-paid.  Demon said you can't pre-pay an  unlimited charge card and I told him to quit annoying me.  If I want an unlimited pre-paid charge card, I should get an unlimited pre-paid charge card.    Maybe Santa will do a better job this year, but he had better get with the program and send me what I ask for.  Just ask the mall in VA, Santa can be replaced.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Santa Had Better Bring Me What I Ask For This Year if He Knows What is Good For Him Or I Will Come to the North Pole and Puppy Slap Him, Mrs. Claus, the Elves, and all the Reindeer)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Love To Shop</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/518999</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:05:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I told Demon Flash Bandit that I might have to resign from being his vice president because I was re ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I told Demon Flash Bandit that I might have to resign from being his vice president because I was really mad that the Republican party spent $150,000 on Sarah Palin's wardrobe, and Demon has given me NO MONEY whatsoever to spend on clothing or even a good grooming.  He says it should be about what we do for the country--not what we are wearing, but Demon is a male.  We girls know that clothing is fun, and it is even more fun when you can go on shopping sprees and some dopey moron, I mean your political party pays for it for you.  Everyone is always telling me that I'm beautiful, and you can imagine how much better those clothes would look on me than on Sarah Palin.  I guess I'll continue to run with Demon Flash Bandit because he is the smartest of all the candidates and I know his ideas are right, but $150,000 worth of free clothing is very tempting.  I hope you dogs appreciate what sacrifices I make for the good of the majority of you.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Who Loves to Shop)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Family Guy Controversy</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/518621</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:36:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I'm madder than Sarah Palin when she has run out of bullets over the controversy of season 7 of Fami ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I'm madder than Sarah Palin when she has run out of bullets over the controversy of season 7 of Family Guy showing Nazis with McCain/Palin buttons. Why is this controversial?  It sounds like common sense to me.   I understand that Nazis would be offended over being associated with the McCain/Palin group, but you can't please everyone, and Family Guy is an intelligent program that has the guts to be honest with its messages.  I applaud Family Guy for its courage in reporting facts so that the average person might be able to understand them.   I think Nazis should also have the courage to admit they support McCain because we know they do.  It is only natural that they would support McCain since he declared himself  Der UberMann.  He is not to be confused with Superman since they have differing agendas.  John McCain has declared himself a defender of the middle class.  I'm very glad that he is protecting  the middle class defined as those making $100,000 a week--the typical middle class (at least in John McCain's mind).  McCain is a memeber of the  middle class.  He uses money as toilet paper just like everyone in the middle class.  If he could only get over that little, I'm a corpse thing, he would be just like the  rest of us.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Who Wears a DemonFlash Bandit for President campaign button)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>New and Improved--With Freckles</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/518277</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:36:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I've heard Mommy tell Demon that he has very cute black &quot;freckles&quot; on his nose.  I like to be the ce ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I've heard Mommy tell Demon that he has very cute black "freckles" on his nose.  I like to be the center of attention so naturally, this is attention that Demon is getting that could be mine.  However, I devised a truly genius plan.  I found a little bottle of black craft paint.  I opened the bottle, and now I have some lovely black freckles on my nose too.  Was Mommy pleased with my attempt to make myself look prettier for her?  Typical of the humans, there is no pleasing them so no, she was not pleased.  In the course of making these lovely freckles, I got a bit of paint on the mattress, Mommy's clothes, and a few other things in the bedroom.  It wasn't my fault that the paint has a mind of its own.  Mommy checked to see if I ate any of it.  PLEASE.  I may be a puppy, but I know you don't eat make-up.  I was too busy decorating the room with it.  I might add that I think it makes the room look much nicer.  I want to add that McCain could take an example from me.  I made myself look better, and I didn't have to spend $6,000 to do it.  

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog With Nose Freckles)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel Zoom Smokey for Vice President</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/517895</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 07:43:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I know I'm running for vice President with Demon Flash Bandit, but I have to applaud McCain because  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I know I'm running for vice President with Demon Flash Bandit, but I have to applaud McCain because he spends $6,000 on make up.  You know that he understands the value of money, and would do a great job with the economy.  A girl has got to love a man who understands the value of make up.  However, he needs to spend  a bit more so that he looks like he is still alive.  He isn't fooling everyone.  He needs better make up.  

I want to remind you.  If McCain wins, you have to see him and Palin on tv for 4 years.  Demon and I look much nicer, and it would be more fun to look at us.  I hate to brag, but we dogs always look nicer than humans.

         Love, Angel Zoom Smokey]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Why Cats????????????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/517614</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 09:36:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I know Demon Flash Bandit thinks he is the only one who thinks about stuff, but he isn't.  I often w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I know Demon Flash Bandit thinks he is the only one who thinks about stuff, but he isn't.  I often wonder why the world is the way it is.  For example, how many of you dogs know that humans in ancient Egypt worshipped cats?  Yes, cats.  I have nothing against cats, but I certainly wouldn't worship them.  No wonder their empire fell.  I guess the ancient humans were as stupid as the modern humans--cats......why???  I'm sure none of us dogs will be able to answer that.  It just makes no sense.  Maybe that is why there are still mummies running around.  They crossed over and discovered that (unlike that episode of Married With Children when Buck died, and there was a cat in charge), cats were just cats.  I bet they felt really stupid then.  Now they have to come back as mummies because they are trying to find an afterlife where cats are in charge.  Good luck, mummies....that will never happen.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Not a Cat)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Am  A Good Dog</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/517309</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:51:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>As some of you dogs already know, I did a stupid thing when I was a puppy.  Yes, I took the car on a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As some of you dogs already know, I did a stupid thing when I was a puppy.  Yes, I took the car on a ride, and I had a bit too much to drink, and I got pulled over and received a DUI.  Sure, this was embarrassing, but I was only a puppy at the time.  I have gotten better as I grow older.  I saw on the internet that an Uzbeki passenger who was on a Turkish Airlines flight to Russia tried to high jack the plane.  He was very drunk and claimed he had explosives on him which he didn't have.  He was overpowered, and everything turned out okay.  However, it does make my little indiscretion seem very tame in comparison.  I was only a puppy, and Demon told me not to drive.  A puppy doesn't like to be told what to do by an annoying know it all older dog.  Anyway,  this is a warning to the humans out there, but careful about drinking too much.  You never know what will happen when you do.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Good Dog)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Rats Are Off-Limits</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/516938</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:24:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Demon just finished writing his diary entry.  I think he wrote a book judging from the time he spent ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Demon just finished writing his diary entry.  I think he wrote a book judging from the time he spent on the computer.  If anyone should write a lengthy diary entry, it is me.  I have far more interesting stuff to write about.  I looked over Demon's shoulder, and the first paragraph is about rats.  Rats!!! How interesting are rats in the first place?  I wouldn't even mention them except to tell you that Demon is mentioning them.  What can you say about rats anyway?   Aren't they birds without wings?  If Demon thinks when I'm vice president that he will put me in charge of dealing with rats, he will be on the receiving end of some puppy slaps of justice. 

I listened to Demon at the debate last night, and he did make some good points.  I'll re-cap what the other candidates talked about.  
Obama.....Blah blah blah....blah blah
McCain.......Blah Blah, POW blahblah blah...
I think that sums up both of their debates.  Demon was the clear winner.

I have to go now.  I actually have important puppy things to do.  

Angel Zoom Smokey (Not Discussing Rats)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Rats Are Off-Limits</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/516936</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:23:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/516936</guid>
		<description>Demon just finished writing his diary entry.  I think he wrote a book judging from the time he spent ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Demon just finished writing his diary entry.  I think he wrote a book judging from the time he spent on the computer.  If anyone should write a lengthy diary entry, it is me.  I have far more interesting stuff to write about.  I looked over Demon's shoulder, and the first paragraph is about rats.  Rats!!! How interesting are rats in the first place?  I wouldn't even mention them except to tell you that Demon is mentioning them.  What can you say about rats anyway?   Aren't they birds without wings?  If Demon thinks when I'm vice president that he will put me in charge of dealing with rats, he will be on the receiving end of some puppy slaps of justice. 

I listened to Demon at the debate last night, and he did make some good points.  I'll re-cap what the other candidates talked about.  
Obama.....Blah blah blah....blah blah
McCain.......Blah Blah, POW blahblah blah...
I think that sums up both of their debates.  Demon was the clear winner.

I have to go now.  I actually have important puppy things to do.  

Angel Zoom Smokey (Not Discussing Rats)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'm Supposed to Zoom</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/516509</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:26:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I've spent the morning zooming around.  I am sure other puppies know what I mean.  You wake up in th ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I've spent the morning zooming around.  I am sure other puppies know what I mean.  You wake up in the mood to zoom, and before you know it, there you are-zooming around.  You can be inside or out, but you just have to zoom.  That is why my name suits me so well- Angel ZOOM Smokey.  Anyway, I was zooming around minding my own business when Demon told me to stop zooming because I was annoying him.  Perhaps he should have been named Demon Naptime Bandit because he is always "stealing" a nap.  He barked at me.  I barked back, and then I had my zooming interrupted with telling Demon off.  It would be nice if it did some good, but this scenerio happens everyday.  Now I don't know if I'm officially a zoomer or a barker.  Why does life have to be so complicated???

Angel ZOOM Smokey (Dog Who Zooms)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Birds Are Stealing More Than Snow</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/516067</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:33:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/516067</guid>
		<description>I read Demon Flash Bandit's diary entry today which was about the robbery that occured Saturday nigh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I read Demon Flash Bandit's diary entry today which was about the robbery that occured Saturday night.  Yes, a thief broke in and stole a box of Milkduds.  The thief even had the nerve to eat them in Mommy's bedroom and left little bits of the box everywhere.  It was like he had ripped into it with his teeth.  I don't know how that thief got past Demon and me, but he must be very, very sneaky.  My theory is that it was a bird.  I mentioned my idea to Demon, and he said it sounds like the work of a bird.  Anyway, you had better be extra careful now because there is a serious candy thief on the loose and no one is safe.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Birds are Thieves)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>No Bullets--Just French Fries</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/515696</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:08:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>This whole Halloween holiday is already annoying me.  I heard Jeff and Mommy talking about what  cos ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This whole Halloween holiday is already annoying me.  I heard Jeff and Mommy talking about what  costume I should wear for Halloween.  I guess I'll have to start dispensing some well needed puppy slaps of justice around here.  It is bad enough that I have an embarrassing photo on dogster of me wearing that ridiculous hot dog costume last year, but now they are plotting to make me wear another ridiculously stupid looking outfit this year  By the way, Demon still loves to tease me about last year's costume--he calls me hot dog butt.  Is that nice?  Of course it is not nice.  Just because I've been giving Demon Flash Bandit puppy slaps of justice from the time I came to live here is no excuse for his teasing.

I do want to remind all the dogs on dogster that they need to get out and vote because I am running for Vice-President.  I appreciate all the support I received after the debate.   If not for  my fiance, Samoa Sunnybear Belle's, suspicioun of Sarah Palin's enthusiasm for shooting things, Joe Biden and I would have been worm food by now.  Thank goodness, Samoa  had some chihuahuas slip into her dressing room and replace the bullets with french fries.  Instead of bullets, we were shot with snacks which were very tasty.  The look on her face was classic.  I was tempted to wink at the crowd, but I know my supporters know when I've done something intelligent so I don't have to go to the effort of giving them a "sign".  Anyway, be sure and vote Demon Flash Bandit/Angel Zoom Smokey in November.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog Who Plans Not To Wear a Costume)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Engagement Announcement</title>
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				<pubdate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:51:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I know many of you dogs out there are probably thinking, wow, Angel Zoom Smokey is writing a diary e ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I know many of you dogs out there are probably thinking, wow, Angel Zoom Smokey is writing a diary entry.  I know I sometimes neglect writing, but there is a good reason for that.  I am engaged to Samoa Sunnybear Belle and I have been busy planning our wedding.  As some of you may already know, Samoa is a highly successful business dog who started a barbeque at the Pier where he saw a sea serpent, and has turned it into a "Disney for Dogs" since we aren't allowed at a regular Disney park.  Sure, they let a mouse run around there, but a dog can't go in there.  Is that fair?  Is it even logical?  NO it is not.

I noticed that there has been a tv program and a movie called Charlie's Angels.  My name is Angel and everyone tells me I'm cute so I talked to Jeff about writing a new script for me called Demon's Angels.  It will star me and Demon Flash Bandit will replace Charlie.  I've got to find a few other Angels to co-star with me so any of you Angels out there, let me know.   Even if your name isn't Angel, you can still apply.  I've got to go paint my claws.  I want to look my best so I will be ready whenever the script is finished.  I'm guessing it will take an hour or two to write.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Future Star of Demon's Angels)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sorry For The George Lucas 'Star Wars' Like Wait!!!</title>
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				<pubdate>Sun, 3 Aug 2008 01:10:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello to all my friends here and to all the new people reading this!  I am so sorry that it has take ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello to all my friends here and to all the new people reading this!  I am so sorry that it has taken me so long to write a diary entry and now I fear that no matter what I write, it will be a  "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" like disappointment.  :(  Not that I have anything against George Lucas, I mean the man did own an Alaskan Malamute (from which Chewbacca was based) and he made a Malamute or a Husky (I'll admit...it was hard to tell even for the Zoomster) the TRUE Indiana Jones.  You know, the dog Henry got his name from.  Mr. Lucas does have some good taste.  Still, "The Phantom Menace" was a letdown...not even General Zod (aka Terence Stamp) could save it.  Darth Maul and the final lightsaber battle was cool...but...why am I talking about Star Wars when there is serious doggy issues I could discuss???

Okay, my first issue is with my brother Jeff (the Fster).  my brother collects...well...it seems like everything.  He collects toys, autographs, DVDs, and movie posters.  I am trying to keep him from seeing that "Bone Collector" movie because I am seriously afraid it might give that kid ideas.  I think Demon is afraid he will start a doggy hair collection and shave us both.  I hope not!  Me and Demon would look seriously silly without fur!  If he ever tries to shave me, he will have some bite marks to add to his stupid collection.  Ha ha ha ha!  Anyway...the thing that bugs me the most is Jeff's movie poster collection.  Does he plan on opening up a movie theater or something?  Also, even if he does, is there really going to be a big calling to see "Elektra" on the big screen again?  If I'm not mistaken, no one went to see it the first time, why would anyone rush to NOT see it again!  Jennifer Garner is cool though, we girls have to stick together after all.  That brings me to another point.  Jeff has movie posters of all these stupid comic book movies (From "Superman Returns" to "The Dark Knight", From "X-Men" to "Spider-Man"), why doesn't he have more dog movie posters?!  There have been numerous movies starring dogs!  He should have more of those posters!  Sure, he has the 'important' ones like Eight Below and Snow Dogs, but he doesn't have the Iron Will or White Fang movie poster!  To make matters worse, these poster aren't even fun!  Sure, you could tear them up, but that will only last all of five seconds...loads of fun.  The posters don't even taste good!  NOTE TO MY FELLOW DOGS: DO NOT ASK MY MOM OR BROTHER HOW I KNOW.  lol

Okay, I am running for Vice-President under the Demon Flash Bandit administration.  I am sure you are all aware of this but this is part of the reason I have been keeping low key.  I have had a bit of a checkered past for a puppy (like my DUI charge) and I didn't want it to hurt Demon's chances at becoming President during the times of negative ads.  I have decided to come forth however and standup against the attack ads and whatever else they may throw at me (for instance, if the Republicans hire Russell Crowe, I might have a phone thrown at me!).  Okay, to be completely honest with you, I decided to step out because I heard that there was going to be mud slinging.  As it turns out, that 'mud slinging' is just an expression and that no mud will be thrown at me.  That stinks!  I wanted to play in the mud!

Moving along now, I just watched a DVD of "Family Guy" with Jeff and I have to admit that it isn't half bad!  It is actually one of the most realistic shows on TV now!!!  I know that some of you just brush that show off because it's a cartoon but it depicits the 'true' American family.  The thing I like most about "Family Guy" is that they have the guts to show the true brains of the family, Brian.  Now there's a dog I can look up to!!!!

Well, hopefully the wait won't be as long next time!  Take care and I'll talk to you other doggies later!!!  Peace out and have fun!

Angel Zoom Smokey]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Finally-I'm Writing An Entry</title>
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				<pubdate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:16:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I haven't written in awhile.  I've been very busy.  First of all, I have been spending time with my  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I haven't written in awhile.  I've been very busy.  First of all, I have been spending time with my super handsome boyfriend, Samoa Sunnybear Belle.  In addition to running as vice President (be sure and vote Demon Flash Bandit/Angel Zoom Smokey), I am still in the Howling Huskies, I help Jeff with his stand up comedy, and I manage the gift shop at Samoa's Pier (check out the groups on my page and be sure and join us--you might even get to see the sea serpent).  I am not fond of the hotter weather.  Demon is so right about those evil birds stealing our snow.    He plans to declare all out war on birds when he is elected President.  Unlike the humans, he knows what is important in life.    I have discovered a whole nother house under this one called a basement.  I love going down there.  Sometimes I'm down there for hours.  It is such a wonderful place.  I don't know why Mommy doesn't like it there.  She says it has too much stuff.  Who can ever understand the humans?

Angel Zoom Smokey (Vote for Demon and me)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Retractable Leash?????</title>
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				<pubdate>Sun, 18 May 2008 12:41:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I'm getting sick of Demon Flash Bandit writing his entry everyday and making me sound like a bad dog ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I'm getting sick of Demon Flash Bandit writing his entry everyday and making me sound like a bad dog.  For example, yesterday, when I was outside with Demon and Mommy, my collar came off.  It wasn't my fault that it came off.  It just came off.  Mommy was still holding the leash so I didn't do anything whatsoever wrong.  I ran around for awhile  How was I supposed to know that I wasn't on the leash?  I assumed Mommy had purchased one of those retractable leashes, and I was just having a good time.  I ran in circles for a few minutes, but I came back to Mommy.  Mommy makes excellent grilled chicken.  I don't want to have to forage for my own food.  Who would grill it for me?  I just had 3 chicken breasts.  I had 2, and Demon had 2.  Demon didn't look hungry so I grabbed his second piece.  I am much hungrier than Demon when it comes to chicken.  I can eat mine in 2 bites.  He has to sit and eat daintily.   I did have a lot of fun outside yesterday.  I was the one who invented the jump for the leaves on the tree game.  Demon isn't smart enough to think up anything so fun.  I wanted to set the record straight because Demon sometimes makes me look like I'm so bad in his diary entries.  I happen to be a good puppy.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Good Puppy)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Happy Birthday to Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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				<pubdate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:04:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello guys and dolls, I just wanted everyone to know that it's my Birthday!!!!  Any dog on Dogster c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello guys and dolls, I just wanted everyone to know that it's my Birthday!!!!  Any dog on Dogster can feel free to wish me a happy Birthday (if they know what's good for them!).

What Demon, no, I'm not threatening other dogs...I'm promising them.  Ha ha ha ha.  I'm just kidding guys!  Although, I do like to give puppy slaps of justice out.  :-P

Well, take care and I'll talk to you later!

-Angel Zoom Smokey (Birthday Girl)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Here I Go Again!</title>
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				<pubdate>Sat, 8 Mar 2008 02:28:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I told myself I&acirc;d write in my diary more but it&acirc;s hard to get back in the writing grove after a  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I told myself I’d write in my diary more but it’s hard to get back in the writing grove after a while.  Besides, Demon, mom and the Fster are always on the computer doing silly things.  Like I care if the Fster (Jeff) is trying to write something, I want to write something as well, my darn diary!

Okay, first things first.  Demon was watching the Jason Bourne movies the other day and he announced that Matt “Demon” had stolen his name to make him look cooler.  I told Demon that his name is Matt Damon, NOT Matt Demon.  Also, even if by some chance his name really was Matt Demon, that would have been his birth name.  He’s been in movies since before Demon was a pup (yes…Matt Damon is that old) and he has always gone by the name Matt Damon

Okay dogs…I was listening to the radio the other day and I made a few notes that you all might want to know.  First of all, apparently there is a dog named Snoop (could it be Snoopy?) who has become a big recording star.  See, the Howling Huskies have a shot at superstardom!  Also, according to the genius that is Justin Timberlake, America is in desperate need of sexy.  I can’t believe he did a song about that!  His mommy must have washed his mouth out with soap when he got done singing.  Still, he did bring some important social issues up, I’m just not sure what.  : )  There is also some dude who likes big butts.  The less said about that, the better.

Also, I stumbled onto the greatest song ever composed, move over Mozart and Beethoven, no one really cares about your stupid symphonies when there is a musical ‘tour de force’ called “My Humps” by  The  Black Eyed Peas out there on the airwaves.  Yeah, I didn’t know food could sing either!  I’ll have to do some research on this.

Anyway, while I was listening to the radio, I couldn’t help but notice the Fster.  I guess Jeff has to sing (horribly) to every song that comes on the radio.  There is no way I can quite explain the experience of the Fster singing about ‘feeling like a natural woman’ or other guys ‘wishing their girlfriends were hot like him’.  Let’s just say it sends shivers down me and Demon’s spine.

Also…I want to be in a comic book!!!  Oh wait…I already have a diary entry about that…

Well…later guys!

-Angel Zoom Smokey (Hotter then you since ‘07)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Should Be In A Comic Book!!!!</title>
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				<pubdate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:39:47 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My brother Jeff (aka The Fster) is a huge nerd for any of you dogs who don't know.  He watches shows ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My brother Jeff (aka The Fster) is a huge nerd for any of you dogs who don't know.  He watches shows like Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica.  If that wasn't bad enough, he also collects and reads comic books...and he's 22!!!  I could let this slide if I the Fster was like 6 or something...but he's freaking 22!!!  I'm a puppy and I'm too old for that garbage.  Anyway, Jeff started to tell me about his favorite comic book character.  Listen up dogs...this is going to be good!

The Fster's favorite comic book character is the DC Comic do-gooder Green Lantern.  He told me about him and it did sound interesting.  He's a traditional comic hero with a sci-fi twist.  This is where it gets good though.  There is not only one Green Lantern...but five, yes, five main Green Lanterns!!!!  Plus, there is a whole Green Lantern Corps.  Wow, I got to hand it to you DC Comics, that was smart thinking.  They were clearly a head of their time and figured that if Green Lantern ever gets turned into a film, they can hire different actors every sequel and not have to pay the original actor more money.  Wow, genius!

Jeff told me that his favorite Green Lanterns were in order, Hal Jordan followed by John Stewart followed by blah blah blah.  Apparently, the kid thought I cared.  I'm a dog Jeff!  If you give me your comics to eat, we'll talk; if not, get lost until you find a milkbone to give me!

That's when I got a genius idea from The Fster's jibber jabber.  Why can't I be a Green Lantern!!!  DC Comics, take note!  Demon Flash Bandit and I want to be Green Lanterns!  You could just use us as extras in the Green Lantern Corps., we don't mind!  You have like billions of Green Lanterns!  I think a lot of people here on Dogster would buy a Green Lantern comic if me or Demon graced it's pages!  It would at least give the Fster a good reason to buy those silly comic books.  He wonders why he can't get a girlfriend.  ::lol::

Then I started to think...you know, there are a lot of superheroes with the word 'green' in their names.  The Green Lantern, the Green Arrow, the Green Hornet, and the Green Mask.  With the exception of a few superheroes with White, Black and Red in their names here and there...green seems the dominant color character name!  Geez comic book guys...throw us a superhero with Purple in his/her name!  Is that so much to ask?

Hum...you know green is the color of money.  Let's not forget about DC Comics latest character to get his own series, Booster Gold.  That's right, Gold is his name!  It's like DC is trying to rub our wet noses in it!  We get it DC Comics CEO, you're rich!

I think a comic should be made about me!  Marvel, made freaking Howard the Duck...HOWARD THE DUCK.  A character based on a duck, nature's D student!

Pretty soon DC or Marvel is going to make a comic titled "Burnout the Mystical Hippie".  You heard it here first guys (so don't steal it DC or Marvel!  This is Angel Zoom Smokey's character!).  Oh!  He has a dog 'sidekick' (who is actually the hero much like Underdog or Krypto) who saves the stupid Mystical Hippie.  The dog will give out puppy slaps of justice to anyone who messes with her owner.  Oh yeah, the dog is a girl like me.

This is actually a good idea...I think I might write it!  Any of you dogs interested in the comic, let me know and I might see about making it!  If I get enough support...I'll make the comic (with the Fster's help of course).

He will have an arch nemesis...but I'll save that if enough interest in the comic is raised!  Needless to say though, one of the villains would be a bird named The White Bomber...I think you humans know why.  I thought, you know...there's enough great tragic comic book characters (Batman, Spider-Man to name a few)...why not have a silly one?

So...you comic book nerd dogs and owners let me know what you think!

Peace out my fellow dogs!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Superdog)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel Zoom Smokey: Dog of the Puppies!</title>
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				<pubdate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:21:58 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello my fellow doggies!  Ich bin ein puppy!  Oh...I love JFK so much.  What a great President he wa ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello my fellow doggies!  Ich bin ein puppy!  Oh...I love JFK so much.  What a great President he was.  Anyways, I am so sorry for not writing a diary entry for a while now.  I've been helping my idiot brother (the Fster) with his comedy.  The Fster is really fun to hang with.  Actually, the funny thing about him is that he will do anything for a laugh.  I actually made a bet with Demon about that.  After the stakes were laid out (a new rawhide bone), I mushed over to Jeff and told him that it would be hilarious if he punched himself in the face.  He did...me and Demon laughed and laughed...not because it was funny...but because the Fster was stupid enough to do it.  Demon gladly gave me the rawhide for that show.  He said it was well worth it, and it was.

So anyways, since it's been so long, I thought I'd give you guys and dolls a really long diary entry today.  I know you are all dying to know what's up with me, Dame Angel Zoom Smokey.  I will update everyone about my personal life first.  I'm kind of a shy dog so I don't like to be all that open about my personal life, but I can tell you I have a new man in my life.  His name is Samoa SunnyBear Bell.  He's really great and cute.  I don't want to go into to much detail now, needless to say he was my Valentine.  :)

For those dogs who don't keep up with movies, the Will Farrell comedy "Semi-Pro" is coming out soon.  The film takes place in Michigan and was filmed in Flint, Michigan!!!  My brother Jeff signed up to be an extra for the film but they didn't use him.  Apparently the Fster is good enough to entertain literally ten's of people at comedy shows (::lol::) but he isn't good enough to walk beside Will Farell on a film for a brief second.  The Fster should have co-starred with Will Farrell darn it!  He's a good performer!  I know...I taught him everything he knows!  (Side note: If any dogs know Will Farrell personally or through crotch/butt sniffing, let him know about me, Demon and the Fster :)).  If not including Jeff wasn't bad enough, they didn't even use me and Demon!!!  The filmmakers have some sort of nerve not including dogs of our caliber!  I would have loved to see Demon in a fro and a dashiki.  I'm telling you now filmmakers of "Semi-Pro"...you missed out!

On to other Hollywood news.  The Academy Awards were announced yesterday and once again, dogs were completely shut out of the ceremony.  Underdog failed to secure a nomination (though the Beagle in the film deserved one darn it!) and as a result, he did not win.  I mean, he played Underdog and freakin' Shoeshine Boy!  He delivered the performance of a lifetime and who ended up winning best actor instead?  That right, Daniel Day-Lewis.  I thought you retired Day-Lewis!  You are very lucky Underdog wasn't allowed in the ceremony, or there would be blood.  Ha ha ha.  Get it?  He won for the film "There Will Be Blood."  Oh...forget it.  I know what happened, he spent a little too much time in Ireland, got drunk (don't worry Day-Lewis, I've been there before too) and forgot that he retired!  Yes...that explains a lot.  I'm just joking Daniel Day-Lewis, all us dogs love you (so do a dog movie!  :)).

Now, onto my political career.  I have decided to run as Demon's VP in the upcoming election.  The only reason I agreed to this is because Demon is more experienced and he agreed to wipe all my DUI's off my driving record.  Oh yeah, we both agreed that dogs should be allowed to drive.  We did not make this decision lightly either.  After many hours discussing this, we noticed that a jerk ran a red light and agreed that dogs couldn't be that much worse.  So, under the Demon/Angel administration, dogs will be allowed to drive...but here's the catch...dogs can only drive monster trucks.  That way if a dog gets into an accident, the dog will mush away with little or no harm.

Okay, there is one issue I disagree with the Democrats with.  I personally like the idea of big brother.  The Fster is so cool, how could you not like big brother.  I don't know why people get on George W. Bush’s case about it so much.  What?  Hold on, Demon is telling me something.  Big brother is what?  Okay, never mind, George W. Bush is insane.  I can't believe George W. Bush almost fooled me!!!  That's like Einstein getting intellectually served by a zygote.

We were also discussing our rivals.  Neither one of us feel that John McCain is a serious threat.  Yes, the man was a war hero but the country needs change in a way that only Obama, Clinton or Demon and I can provide.  The news item that made us laugh the most was Ralph Nader entering the race.  Demon and I are starting to wonder if the loser is getting kickbacks from the GOP for running and possibly taking some of the Democrats and us dogs' votes.  Ralph Nader's name does sound suspiciously like Vader...and the only Vader that comes to mind is the Sith Lord Darth Vader!  George Lucas...your secret is out!

Oh yeah…me and Demon want Bono and The Edge’s permission to use their classic U2 song “Beautiful Day” as our campaign song.  We love the band U2. :)

One important issue I'm raising that no other candidate is discussing are zombies.  Something needs to be done with this zombie menace!  Movie after movie is made to warn us about them, yet we ignore them.  It's always humans too, you never see zombie dogs!  (Except in those terrible Resident Evil films which were clearly made to make us dogs look worse).  There are even famous zombies we do nothing about!  Case in point: Bob Dole.  I promise, if I'm elected Vice-President, I'll do my best to rid the world of zombies.

Well, peace out my fellow doggies!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Giver of Puppy Slaps of Justice)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon Flash Bandit is a jerk!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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				<pubdate>Sat, 9 Feb 2008 16:28:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I&quot;ve been watching the new dvd Mommy bought, Snow Buddies.  It is so good that I'm going to give it  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I"ve been watching the new dvd Mommy bought, Snow Buddies.  It is so good that I'm going to give it my Angel Zoom Smokey 4 Paws Up Reward which is a  less violent version of my Puppy Slaps of Justice Award.  It is a great movie, and I enjoyed watching all the puppies.  I particularly enjoyed the dogumentary that came as a special feature.  I was happy to see how well the dogs were treated during the filming of the movie.  It is only right since the dogs were the STARS of the movie.  I think more movies should be made about us dogs.  The humans already have lots of movies about them, and they live such boring lives.  Dog movies are far more interesting.  Humans just hate to admit that fact.

Anyway, I'm sorry I haven't written in so long, but I have a busy schedule.  I have to get up (as late in the morning as possible), annoy Demon Flash Bandit, hunt for Milkbone, annoy Demon Flash Bandit,  take a nap, annoy Demon Flash Bandit, watch some tv, annoy Demon Flash Bandit, write my sweetheart Samoa SunnyBear Bell, annoy Demon Flash Bandit, eat some food, annoy Demon Flash Bandit, run through the house and jump on the furniture, annoy Demon Flash Bandit, try to find something I'm not supposed to have and rip it to shreds, annoy Demon Flash Bandit, eat  a nightly ice cream snack,  and annoy Demon Flash Bandit.  If some of you think there is a recurring theme in my life, I have no idea what would give you that idea.  I do sometimes enjoy annoying Demon Flash Bandit, but it isn't like that is the main mission in my life--okay maybe it is.  I can't help it is my main purpose in life is to annoy the Deemster as much as possible.  I like to follow him around and tell him off and pounce on him.  It is great fun.  I highly recommend the activities to other puppies who have older dogs in the house.

I wrote my sweetheart Valentine, Samoa this morning, and later I heard Demon on the computer laughing and giggling.  He told me he was writing his dairy entry, but I suspect he might have gotten onto my page and maybe he was writing my sweetheart claiming to be me.  I guess I'll have to wait and see if Samoa says anything about it.  Demon has done it a couple of times in the past.  Once he wrote my diary entry, and told everyone to vote for him for President-and he knew I was also running for President myself.  I told him I hadn't heard of  anything so under-handed  since Nixon and the Watergate scandal.  He said I obviously wasn't keeping up with things because Watergate was a stream compared to the stuff that has went on since then.  I'm sure you've all heard of politicians using mud slinging.  Demon actually had the nerve to accuse me of slinging something stinky--and it isn't mud.  Can you believe how he talks about a sweet puppy such as myself?  If he wrote anything bad about me to Samoa, I'm going to ask Samoa to beat him up.  I think Samoa will do it for me because he really loves me.   Samoa, if you are reading this and you got more than one paw mail from me, the other was from Demon Flash Bandit.  Pay no attention to it.  He is so jealous of our love.  He keeps telling me that if I continue gushing on about you, he is going to lose his Milkbone.  I say that is a win-win situation for me.  I can continue gushing on about our love, and then I can have re-cycled Milkbone as a snack.  Do you want me to save you some of the re-cycled Milkbone?????

Angel Zoom Smokey (My heart wants to ZOOM to be with Samoa)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Puppy Slaps of Justice--Texas Style</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/417282</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:36:19 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It has been awhile since I have graced the pages of Dogster with a diary entry.  Yes, Jeff did open  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It has been awhile since I have graced the pages of Dogster with a diary entry.  Yes, Jeff did open mic night at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle in Royal Oak, MI again, and you have absolutely no idea how much time and trouble it takes for me to prepare that loser for his shows.  After a couple of months, he has finally learned that you have to stand for stand up comedy, but if it weren't for me, he wouldn't get any laughs at all.  A dog's work is never done.  

As if dealing with Jeff isn't bad enough, I also have to deal with Mr Grouchy--who also goes by the name of Demon Flash Bandit.  He doesn't like to have his naps disturbed, and that is too bad because I love to disturb his naps.  I might have to give him some puppy slaps of justice==Texas style.  I've never been to Texas, but I like the sound of Texas style.  I know it is one state that makes sure people pay for their crimes.  If they happen to be innocent, the state of Texas doesn't let a little detail like that hinder their punishment.  Do people realize how much time and trouble details like that cause the prosecution? They might not have enough time to attend the weekly rodeo if they had to waste it on trivial details.  Texas, you have Angel Zoom Smokey's Puppy Slap of Justice Award.  You people know how to puppy slap.  Some states might as well give their criminals awards, but you can depend on Texas to make sure people fry.  It might look better to the other people if you did try to make sure the person frying actually deserves it.   Some people just don't understand how important it is to keep people frying.  

As I said earlier, I have a very busy schedule, and Demon is trying to take a nap so it is time to go annoy the Deemster.  Have a nice weekend dogs.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dispenser of Puppy Slaps of Justice)

Angel Zoom Smokey or 

Demon Flash Bandit (the Grouch) 

for President]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh, Cinderella, Where Art Thou?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/411229</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 9 Jan 2008 09:44:41 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>What's up dogs?  This is Angel Zoom Smokey and I'm dropping by to say hello again and to write my di ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What's up dogs?  This is Angel Zoom Smokey and I'm dropping by to say hello again and to write my diary entry.  Today is a new day with new problems.  I just got done watching the Disney 'classic' Cinderella.  Some classic, I have a few complaints about this film and Disney films in general.  First of all, the CGI was terrible.  If I didn't know any better, I might have actually thought they drew that whole movie!  Movies have come a long way baby.  Despite the obvious early CGI problems, the movie itself was weak.  Cinderella was your classic weak female...well, the idiots at Disney have apparently never met any women like me.
First of all, my Cinderella wouldn't have been cleaning up the messes, she would have been making them!  Her wonderful step-sisters had the right idea!  Okay, let's just say for instance, I looked all hand drawn like that Goofy fellow all the folks at Disney are so crazy for, I would still look darn cute!  Who could make a puppy like me work?  So, some of you smart-aleck dogs are probably saying, "but what if it's your evil step-mother?"  Well I don't have an evil step-mother, so ha ha ha ha Cinderella.  If that Cinderella had any brains, she would run away and found a new home, that's what I would do if my step-mother was mean.  Plus, if Cinderella was lucky, her new owners might let her sleep in their bed...come to think of it, that might be kind of weird in a Disney movie...although Disney did make Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs...the less said about that, the better.
So, where was I?  Oh yeah, talking about what an idiot Cinderella was.  My main problem was the ending.  Why didn't Cinderella break the glass slipper over her evil step-mother's head and threaten to shank her stupid step-sisters.  That would have been funny.  I sssooo would have taken my size 14 bootie off and dished out some puppy slaps of justice, Texas style.
At the end of the movie, me, Nancy Sintra and Jessica Simpson could sing "These Booties Are Made For Walking...and hitting people."  That was the extended cut of the song the world wasn't ready to hear.
Why didn't Disnney put Jack Sparrow in Cinderella?  He is a Disney character, and he should be in every Disney movie.  Oh...before I forget, what was up with that dude being called the Cinderella Man?    Didn't he know that Cinderella was a chick's name?  Now, if I was named Cinderella, that's no problem...but can you picture Sylvester Stallone having the first name of Cinderella?  I mean, it's bad enough the dude is named Sylvester, am I right?  At least he was named for a dude who tries to eat birds though!  
The good movie Disney made was Snow Dogs...and Eight Below...and Iron Will...and the upcoming Snow Buddies...well, you get the idea.   

Vote for
Angel Zoom Smokey
or
Demon Flash Bandit
for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Not a Disney Girl...Unless They Pay!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dame Angel Zoom Smokey in &acirc;Journey to the Center of the Toilet&acirc;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/411091</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 8 Jan 2008 20:25:46 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Woof woof woof bark woof bark bark woof woof woof.  Ha ha, that one gets me every time.  Hello all y ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Woof woof woof bark woof bark bark woof woof woof.  Ha ha, that one gets me every time.  Hello all you fellow dogs out there on the web, this is Angel Zoom Smokey barking at you.  Wow, I have had a busy week.  My week started off with problems.  First, I got my first ever cell phone bill.  I was in for quite  a shock!  It was a bill for $100!  I called Verizon and asked them why my bill was so high.  The Verizon spokesman I spoke to  told me that I went over my minutes, hence the high bill.  Can I help it if me and my doggie girlfriends enjoy talking?  Plus, I haven't even heard from my boyfriend Samoa SunnyBear Bell yet.  Just because I never gave him my number is no excuse!  Men...they're all useless.
So...where was I?  Oh yeah, my cell phone bill and my struggle to pay it.  I didn't have a $100 to throw away (or not to throw away for that matter).  I looked through the F's wallet and let's just say, I feel extremely sorry for Jeff.  I make more money then that loser!  Ha ha ha!  Me and the Deemster had a good laugh with that one.  I would have looked through mom's wallet, but that is where my Burger King money comes from, and I don't want to have to give up Burger King for a stinking cell phone!  (Who could blame me?)  So I was in a pickle as the saying goes...which is a really weird saying by the way.  Do any of you dogs honestly know anyone who ever got stuck in a pickle?  From what I've seen, pickles usually end up in humans, not the other way around.  That would be a very silly sight though.  If any of you dogs observe a man or woman stuck in a pickle...let me know right away!  It is important to me and Demon...(I'm not sure why.)
  So, I asked Demon's advise about how I was going to pay this stupid bill.  Demon told me that most places except bread.  Bread is yummy, so I can totally understand why a place would accept it.  That being said, neither one of us was willing to give up our bread.  We work hard to earn our food.  Do you think anyone can sleep for as long as we do?  I think not.  Anyway, Demon also said businesses usually accept green stuff as well.
  Paying with something green was a great idea!  My only problem was that I didn't own anything that was green.  That is when I came up with a plan.  If Verizon would accept green items, surely they would accept brown items as well.  Luckily for me, I knew just the place to 'fish out' some easy money.
  As it turns out, this must be the silly humans secret stash because when I went to get some quick cash, mommy started fussing at me.  Apparently, nosing through the toilet is a no no under moms roof.  I am curious to know where all the money goes.  I'm not sure if you doggies know this, but there is a lever on the toilet that lets the humans direct deposit their currency.  Jeff was in the bathroom earlier today, I let him know about my cell phone bill before he went in.  I'm crossing my paws in hopes that he paid Verizon enough currency to cover my bill.
  Well, I'll talk to you dogs later.  Remember to vote for me or Demon!

Angel Zoom Smokey
or
Demon Flash Bandit
for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Toilet Fisher)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon Flash Bandit is Boring</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/410349</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 7 Jan 2008 05:12:44 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I haven't had a chance to write since Christmas, and I will tell you now that I was very disappointe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I haven't had a chance to write since Christmas, and I will tell you now that I was very disappointed in Santa Paws.  Sure, I got toys, treats, and dingo bones, but I didn't get the car, the computer, or the cell phone I asked for.  There was a very long list of stuff I asked for and didn't get.  Demon reminded me that Santa had to bring toys for all the boys and girls, and I think that is the problem.  My solution is that Santa Paws should only bring toys to dogs.  It would save him a lot of work and trouble, and it would give him more time to fill my requests.  Perhaps he will bring me the rest of the stuff next year when he has a bit more time.  I did have kind of a long list.  Since he has plenty of time, I might pick out which car I want instead of just asking for a generic car.  It had better be made by Ford or GM because I don't want to get any nasty looks from autoworkers here in MI.  Besides, Mommy would get rid of anything that isn't made by one of those two companies so I would still need a car.  Life gets so complicated when you live with the humans.  When is a puppy going to get a break?  Maybe I could get one of those little electric cars they sell at Toys R Us.  They are kind of cute, and I think my paw could reach the pedal.  I'm not sure if I'm big enough to drive a regular human car yet.  I am still a puppy.  Christmas was nice even if Santa Paws was not up to par this year.  I can't understand how he could leave off so many of my wishes.  I faxed him 300 pages of toys and things I wanted.  If he pulls that again next year,  I'm going to stay up and give him some puppy slaps of justice.  What a loser!!!  I might go to the North Pole and give some puppy slaps to Mrs. Claus and all the elves.  The North Pole has a delightful climate so I'd enjoy going there, and the puppy slaps would just be added fun.  That jolly old elf had better learn you don't mess with Angel Zoom Smokey.  

I didn't make any new year's resolutions, but I gave Demon Flash Bandit a long list of things I thought he needed to improve.  The stupid mutt didn't agree with me.  He didn't make any resolutions because "he is perfect".  Sure, he is perfect--a perfect nuisance.  I read his dairy about me following him around and how I'm his black and white shadow.  The truth is I'm not following him around.  He is in my way, and he never had enough sense to move.  He is always where I'm trying to go, and then he has the nerve to say I'm following him.  Why would I follow him around?  I've got a life.  I have better things to do than get into Demon's business.  I can tell you from past experience that he is boring, and I have no interest in anything he is doing--unless he has a dingo bone.

Before I go, I want to send a special hello to my boyfriend, Sunny.  Sunny thinks I'm pretty and has already asked me to marry him even though he is a puppy.  I've got to go, and annoy Demon Flash Bandit.  I have loads of fun annoying him.  I think I'll go get in his business since I've been accused of it in his dairy entry, I might as well do it. HAHA

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog With a Life)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Faxing to Santa Paws</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/404795</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:08:19 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I'M BACK!!!!!!  Finally, I got some computer time.  I read Demon diary entry, and he explained how h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I'M BACK!!!!!!  Finally, I got some computer time.  I read Demon diary entry, and he explained how he ended up with a hurt paw.  I was there, and I didn't see any thugs trying to break his paw, but he says they were fast, and I wasn't looking in his direction.  I have my doubts about his story  because I think the Deemster likes to embellish his stories, but I won't say it isn't true because I'm sure that some of the possible presidential candidates are worried that Demon Flash Bandit will win the election.  He is intelligent and handsome, and I plan to be his vice-president.  With a ticket like that, those humans don't stand a chance so I can understand if they start getting desparate.  I kept Demon company when his paw was hurt.  I felt sorry for him.   He can be a very nice dog even if he is a bit egotistical.  

I'm so glad Santa Paws sent his fax number.  I've continued sending him my Christmas wishes as I think of them.  It makes it so convenient for the "Paws" because I can send him lists, and he can buy much of it on-line.  I've even sent him the web-sites filled with my shopping cart.  I try to make the "Paws" life easier.  I'm not so sure the elves are good at hunting for stuff on-line.  The internet must be wonderful for Santa Paws.

Mommy has displayed all the Christmas cards, and Demon and I got some from some very good looking dogs.  They make the house more festive with their photos.  Demon and I have been very excited about our cards.  

I've got to end this so I can go watch tv.  Have a wonderful Howliday

Angel Zoom Smokey (Santa Paw's Favorite)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Letter to Santa Paws</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/403265</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:28:42 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I was hoping I could write an entry sooner, but you can imagine how hard it is to live in a house wi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I was hoping I could write an entry sooner, but you can imagine how hard it is to live in a house with all the computer hogs.  I should ask Santa Paws to bring me a computer for Christmas.  I'm just not sure if the elves know how to make electionics.  I would probably get a wooden computer, and I don't think they make computers out of wood.  It would make a nice chew toy though.  
I haven't even had a chance to write my letter to Santa Paws so I'll include it in this entry.

Dear Santa Paws,  
I have a lengthy list.  If you don't have time to make everything before Christmas, feel free to leave cash or gift cards to make your life easier.  By the way, if you know what's good for you, don't eat the cookies and candy that Mommy leaves out for you.  Demon and I plan to eat them so Mommy won't be offended, but we don't want you eating our candy.  Demon was particularly emphatic about that.  If you eat his candy and cookies, you might have torn pants, and tooth marks on your butt.  I thought I'd warn you.  Demon takes his sugar very seriously. We are very good dogs, but you really need to lose a few pounds anyway so we are doing you a favor (at least that is what Demon said).
Here is my list:
1.  A computer so I can get on the internet whenever I want (buy the 
     computer.  I'm not putting down your elves, but I don't think electronics 
    is their specialty.
2.  A kennel to put Demon Flash Bandit in when he annoys me.  
3.  Candy--and I don't have to share with Demon
4.  Dingo Bones
5. Squeaky toys
6.  Make Jeff shorter.  I'm tired of having to jump so high to kiss him whenever he returns after an absence.
7.  Food---lots of chicken and roast beef---no dog food
8.  Milkbone
9.  Salmon treats
10.  My own car and my own driver's license
11. A newer cell phone.  I want a pink razor one like Mommy's.  Mine doesn't 
       take videos
12.  Clothes for Demon Flash Bandit.  I love to see him dressed like humans.
13.  A starring role in a movie and possible a hit tv show.
14.  Capt Jack Sparrow

I guess that will be a good start.  I will probably think of a few other things so I'll fax any further items directly to the North Pole.  Please send your fax number.  Thanks a lot.  
                       Love,  Angel Zoom Smokey]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon  Flash Bandit Hogs the Computer</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/399896</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:21:14 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Here is the entry you've been waiting for--not that silly Demon Flash Bandit's entry, but one from A ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Here is the entry you've been waiting for--not that silly Demon Flash Bandit's entry, but one from Angel Zoom Smokey.  That dog has such an ego!   He has been watching all the seasons of West Wing so he will know what to do when he takes office.  I overheard him tell Mommy he needed a few million dollars for campaign ads.  Then Mommy said he didn't have it.  He really had his nose out of joint over not having a bank account which I thought was quite funny until I found out that I don' t have one either.  I naturally (like Demon ) assumed I was being paid for all the stuff I do around here.  When I discovered that I was also not being paid, it wasn't quite so hilarious anymore.  

By the way, I would write more, but between Jeff who is a major computer hog running the e-bay store which I think is just an excuse to look up Star Trek information on the internet, I also have Demon Flash Bandit, major computer hog.  By the time he finishes his diary entry and sends off some paw-mail, a girl doesn't have a chance to get on the computer.  

I will try to write more often in the future.  I'm sure I can think of something that will get Demon off the computer sooner.

Angel Zoom Smokey (The Smart Dog of the Family)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I, Angel Zoom Smokey</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/392615</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:27:01 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/392615</guid>
		<description>Wow, it has been one heck of a month or so.  I am so sorry that I haven't been keeping you doggies u ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow, it has been one heck of a month or so.  I am so sorry that I haven't been keeping you doggies up to date as much as my 'evil' half Demon Flash Bandit has.  Truth be told, the last roughly three to five entries weren't even written by me!  Demon Flash Bandit was ghost writing for me!  I have to hand it to him, he knows me pretty well.  I honestly thought he was going to be spreading lies about me...you know, all that Angel loves Demon jazz, but Demon has actually been fairly loyal to my source material.  Demon has taken liberties here and there, nothing major though.  He left in my classic 'Puppy Slaps of Justice'.  I got the idea from the Fster's comic books...it makes slapping seem so noble!  So here I am, in the fur (and flesh), with a few semi major announcements!
First and most importantly, I am considering resigning as a Presidential candidate.  Demon Flash Bandit seems to have far more support than I do...no doubt due to the fact that I have mistakenly been wooing the puppy crowd such as myself and I now realize that puppies are not old enough to vote.  That was a big tactical error on my part.  One of my 'advisors' who shall remain nameless (Jeff) told me to go with what I know, and I know puppies!  So really, it is all that nameless advisor's fault.  Another factor I have to consider is a certain 'smoking gun' Demon Flash Bandit has on me...I mean that quite literally too.  I mean, can anyone get a 'smoking gun' nowadays?  He also has a video of me dancing with a campaign worker (Jeff) that I don't want getting posted on Dogster or any other site.  I have my standards.  I am considering running as Demon's VP, but I am not sure what I should do yet, I guess this is just a hard choice I am going to have to make on my own.  I'll keep you follow dogs posted!
This was a big day for the Deemster and I heard no end of it.  It was Demon's birthday and his journal was the Dogster Journal of the day.  He thinks he is sssssoooooo cool, well he's not!  He can be a real poopie head at times...that's right, I went there.  I hope he enjoys his stupid day with his stupid presents, like I care!  I can't wait till my birthday, that will show that glory hog up!  Remember my fellow doggies, I am not a dingobat like Demon is...wait, I guess I am, my bad.


Angel Zoom Smokey (Dingobat)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon Says I'm a DRAMA QUEEN</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/389580</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:40:38 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I haven't written an entry in awhile because I've been helping Jeff with his comedy.  I don't know h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I haven't written an entry in awhile because I've been helping Jeff with his comedy.  I don't know how he would make it without me.  I would also like to announce that I am not being called Puddles as much now because I quit having "accidents" in the hall.  I didn't particularly care for the nickname, Puddles so I had to put a stop to that silly nickname.  

I am still annoyed at Jeff's posting of new photos.  Did you notice the main photo is of me in my hot dog costume which makes everyone in the family now refer to me as "hot dog butt".  If I hear Jeff say "nice buns" one more time, I"m going to give him some puppy slaps of justice.  I didn't choose to wear the silly costume, and I think I have a case of animal cruelty against my stupid family for making me wear it.  It will take years of therapy for me to get over such humiliation.  Demon is laughing at me because he is reading this while I write it, and he insinuated that I don't have a case.  Yes, I do.  What does he know.  I have an appointment with a doggie psychologist next week.  

I have another issue to clear up.  Demon says I am a drama queen.  I am not a drama queen.  I am a very practical, down to earth dog who happens to have experienced a lot of heartbreak.  I will give the dogs out there an idea of all the horrible experiences I have had to endure.  First, there is the nickname, Puddles, the hot dog costume, I was put in a kennel while the everyone else except Demon went on vacation, sometimes the store is out of the flavors of mildbone that I prefer, and last but not least, the various family members (including Demon) hog the computer.  As you can see, my life is horrible.  I'm waiting for Hollywood to do a movie of the week about me.  I think it should be titled, Sad Tales of a Good Girl.  So much for your drama queen remark, Deemster.  You didnt' realize how bad I had it, did you.  Excuse me now,  I've got to administer some puppy slaps of justice to the Deemster.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Vote for Me)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sometimes Puppy Slaps of Justice are Needed</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/386321</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 7 Nov 2007 07:17:01 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hi,
I am so embarrassed,  I finally realized what Nixson said.  Demon mis-quoted him as saying he w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi,
I am so embarrassed,  I finally realized what Nixson said.  Demon mis-quoted him as saying he wasn't a bat.  Then I said he actually said I am not a ding-bat (the the way, I love the term ding-bat, and feel it should be used more often).  He actually said, I am not a Dingo Bat.  I realized this when I was munching on a dingo bone.  I have no idea what he meant.  I doubt if he had any idea either.  He was probably too busy looking for the missing tape.  Isn't it annoying when you go to wrap a gift and can't find the tape.  I feel sorry for him.  You'd think that the president could send someone out to get more tape, but maybe there was a tape shortage at that time in history.  Maybe I'll do some more reasearch.  

Now that I've cleared that matter, I have to go give Demon some puppy slaps of justice.  A girl's work is never done. 

Vote For Angel Zoom Smokey

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dispensing Puppy Slaps of Justice)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Someday my ship will come in--and Capt Jack Sparrow better be on it</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/386009</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 6 Nov 2007 10:27:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I managed to get on the computer before Demon Flash Bandit.  He is waiting to write his entry---like ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I managed to get on the computer before Demon Flash Bandit.  He is waiting to write his entry---like any of you dogs care about what he has to say.  He is always either asking people to vote for him for president when I am clearly the better choice, or he is whining about me puppy slapping him and they are puppy slaps of justice that he deserves.  He is always trying to keep me from playing with "HIS" toys.  I say if the toys are in the house, they are fair game for Angel Zoom Smokey.  

I don't really have a lot to write about.  Can you believe Demon's Nixson said "I am not a bat" entry in his diary?  He actually said (and Demon would know this is he bothered to do any research)  "I am not a ding-bat".  Even though I am a puppy, I knew that because I did the RESEARCH.  I had to ask Mommy what Ding-bat meant, and she said it was what Archie used to call Edith in the tv show, All in the Family.  It means that the person is acting stupid so Nixson was telling everyone how intelligent he was.  I'm sure he was telling the truth because Nixson was known for his honesty.  Aren't all people in politics?  Why is Mommy laughing as I read outline while I type.?  I'm sure no on would get elected if they aren't honest.  Why would anyone vote for them?  Okay, that is enough about Demon Flash Bandit's favorite subject.  I personally perfer fun subjects.  Have any of you girl dogs seen the new pink razor cell phones?   It is truly a girl's color.  Mommy got one, and Jeff and William said that  they would never be caught with a pink phone so why did she get it.  Men are such idiots.  Her answer---Exactly.  I don't think she enjoys letting them "borrow" her phone.  Jeff's phone is black and it isn't nearly as cute as Mommy's phone.  Men have no taste in colors or style with a few notable exceptions like Johhny Depp.  I'll sail with him anytime he needs a husky.  Aren't huskies very necessary to carry the ship through snow and ice?  Now that I've posted this on-line in my diary, Johhny knows I'm available.....Demon you are an idiot, I'm sure Johhny will read my diary.  You are just jealous that you aren't a swash buckling pirate like Capt. Jack Sparrow.....what do you mean, he is a made up character.  Sorry, I have to quite writing now and go give Demon some well needed puppy slaps of justice.  I hope all you dogs are having a good week.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for president

Angel Zoom Smokey (Waiting for my Pirate)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I am a &quot;HOT DOG&quot;  I don't need a hot dog costume.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/385102</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 4 Nov 2007 07:58:07 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I am so upset.  Jeff changed my sleeping photo on my page to an embarrassing photo of me wearing tha ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am so upset.  Jeff changed my sleeping photo on my page to an embarrassing photo of me wearing that silly hot dog costume.  Jeff took some photos on Halloween night.  He thought the photos would be cute.  Jeff shouldn't be allowed to think if all he can come up with is to take annoying photos of a poor defenseless dog.  Okay, I'm not totally defenseless.  I have some very sharp teeth which I don't tend to use on people, but I'm thinking about using them on the F-ster.  Meanwhile,  Demon is laughing his tail off over my photos.  He said I am a beautiful dog with a hot dog on my butt.  I know I'm a beautiful dog (like I need Demon's imput on that), but I look ridiculous wearing that silly hot dog.  I should have at least been dressed as a princess or maybe Sleeping Beauty (my original photo was great for that), but no, my silly humans buy a hot dog costume.  See what happens when you have to live in the same house with a stand up comic.  To make matters worse, Mommy picked it out in the store and asked Jeff's opinion and he loved it too.  Shouldn't that have been enough to make her realize it was a bad plan.  She brought it home, and Demon liked it as soon as Mommy told him it wasn't for him.  He can be such a jerk.  Anyway, that is the story of how I had to wear the humiliating hot dog costume.  Mommy and Jeff still think it is cute.  They are pathetic.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Hot Dog)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Howl-ween is no reason to put a dog in a costume</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/384755</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 3 Nov 2007 09:17:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello all my fellow dogs and dog lovers out there.  I managed to get on the computer before Demon Fl ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello all my fellow dogs and dog lovers out there.  I managed to get on the computer before Demon Flash Bandit  so I'm writing a diary entry now.  I didn't mention in my entry of Nov. 1 how mistreated I was on Halloween.  Mommy made me wear a "hot dog' outfit.  I had clearly stated that I hate costumes and she had me wear one anyway.  That is the kind of indignity I have to put up with.  Demon didn't wear a costume.  He ran every time they tried to put his costume on.  Evidently, he didn't want to be Batman.  I can see his point.  Bats do fly, and maybe he felt he was being dressed up as a bird.  Mine wasn't any better.  Children were coming by, and children love hot dogs.  It is amazing I didn't become some stupid kid's dinner.  

I've related my traumatic story.  I think I"ll go take a nap and try to forget.  Until I write again, I wish all you dogsters well.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Embarrassed Puppy)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon Doggie Slapped Me</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/383895</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Nov 2007 08:36:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I'm sorry I haven't written a diary entry in awhile.  Mommy and Jeff opened a store on E-BAY, and Je ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I'm sorry I haven't written a diary entry in awhile.  Mommy and Jeff opened a store on E-BAY, and Jeff has been busy working on it, and he is really hogging the computer.  I never thought it possible that he could hog it more.  Last night I'm sure I heard him singing oink oink oink.  Demon gets on before Jeff does, and you know what a jerk Demon is.  I have to spend much of my valuable time puppy slapping him.  Yesterday, he had the nerve to doggie slap me after I puppy slapped him.  I couldn't believe the nerve of him SLAPPING ME.  He said that if I puppy slap him, he can doggie slap me.  I think his logic is twisted, but that is the kind of garbage I have to put up with from the Deemster.  How did he get the nickname Deemster when the same person who gave him that nickname (Jeff) gave me the nickname, Puddles?  I think Puddles is a demeaning nickname, and it shouldnt be given to a dog--a cat maybe and a bird definitely, but not a dog.  Just because I had a couple of little "accidents" in the hall is no reason to give me a demeaning name.  Is Mommy still in the "dunce cap" era?  She is very old so I'm not sure.  Did they make the dinosaurs wear dunce caps?  I bet the pet dinosaurs peed wherever they wanted to.  Do you think a human would have the nerve to tell a T-Rex where to pee?  I think the T-Rex would eat the human as a snack and then pee wherever he wanted to.  I'd better go.  I jsut wanted to tell all you dogs out there hello, and remember to vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President not Demon Flash Bandit.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog who finally got on the computer)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Prepare to Receive the Puppy Slap of Justice!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/375696</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:48:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello all you dogs and dog lovers at there!!!  It's been awhile since my last entry, I am sorry for  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello all you dogs and dog lovers at there!!!  It's been awhile since my last entry, I am sorry for this.  Every time I feel like writing, someone else is on the computer.  Sometimes it's mom, other times it's Jeff and sometimes it is even Demon.  I can't tell you how silly Demon looks typing on a computer, I mean, he's a dog typing!  I know what you're thinking, "...but Angel, aren't you a typing dog?"  This is true, but you must understand the difference between me and Demon.  I am a girl, girl's are far more intelligent then boys.  Demon, being a boy and such, looks really silly.  Okay, I admit it...he does look kind of cute typing.  Keep in mind, when I say cute, I mean it like "Oh that pig at the fair looks so cute rolling around in his own filth."  and not like "Oh...that Johnny Depp is so dreamy and cute...he is almost as handsome as Edward James Olmos."  Girls do like Edward James Olmos, don't they?  So, anyways, that is the main reason I haven't posted a new diary entry in a little while.

Wow...I am really long winded. aren't I?  I am super excited for Halloween...pause...not.  I always say the word pause right before I say not now.  Thank you Borat.  So, I'm trying to think of a place to hide my hot dog costume, any thoughts?  I tried hiding it on Demon's back, but he figured out what I was doing (no doubt in part because of the giant hot dog he was suddenly wearing) and he got mad at me.  That Demon is just asking for a couple of well placed puppy slaps.

I am tired of the humans so lovingly referring to me as Puddles.  A girl pees in the hall a couple of hundred times and she is forever known by the name Puddles.  The humans have some kind of nerve (as does one Demon Flash Bandit.)

Oh yeah...about my puppy slaps.  I now call them the puppy slaps of justice.  I punish those individuals (Demon) who I feel have wronged me (who hasn't?) with puppy slaps!!!  Take that Demon.  Think about how great the world would be if everyone who did wrong has punished with my puppy slaps.  Oh...you want to invade this country...BAM...take that Prime Minister of Unknown Country.  Let this be a warning for you sinners out there, (you know who you are...) Angel Zoom Smokey is in town...and this time...she isn't even taking names!!!

Well, got to run...seriously...I have to.  I 'am' a husky.  Well, hopefully I will update my diary more frequently in the future.  Peace be with you all and take care!!!

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (They call me Puddles :(  I call them 'potential receivers of the puppy slap of justice.')]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon Flash BAndit is the Greatest Dog I've EVer Known</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/373312</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 8 Oct 2007 08:50:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Demon mistakenly put his diary entry on my page so he asked me to explain how it happened.  I think  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Demon mistakenly put his diary entry on my page so he asked me to explain how it happened.  I think it was something about big, clumsy paws hitting the wrong photo on our home page.  He wants to apologize for his mistake.  Since I'm explaining the situation to all you dogs out there, I might as well continue with my entry.  

I was going to write about how much I love Demon Flash BAndit, and I plan to go to the kennel for Demon Flash Bandit Day so Demon can enjoy the whole day without having to compete for the humans' attention.  THe humans are so silly they might even forget it is Demon Flash Bandit Day.

I've written a poem in honor of Demon's Day:

My toys and rawhide bones I'll gladly share
I'm lucky I know Demon--there is no dog to compare.
He honors even barking at me
I guess my puppy slapping is silly.

I don't know why he puts up with me.
He is the best dog in history.

THis entry and poem is being written by me, Angel Zoom Smokey.  I also want to encourage everyone to vote for Demon Flash Bandit for president.  He is the leader we need through the tough times.  Remember, when the going gets rough, the smart dog is napping.  

VOTE FOR DEMON FLASH BANDIT FOR PRESIDENT

Angel Zoom Smokey (Demon's Biggerst FAn)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon Flash BAndit DAy</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/373310</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 8 Oct 2007 08:38:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I want some new toys.  I have a plan.  I'm going to start singing Happy Birthday to myself so Mommy  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I want some new toys.  I have a plan.  I'm going to start singing Happy Birthday to myself so Mommy thinks it is my birthday, and she buys me presents.  Of course, Angel needs to go to the kennel (that is one of my birthday wishes HAHAHA).  By the time my real birthday rolls around in November, Mommy won't remember that she has already bought me presents today.  I can't believe how brilliant I am.  I even surprise myself at times.  The reason Angel needs to stay in the kennel is so she won't be playing with MY TOYS plus she is smart enough to remember  next month that my birthday was celebrated in Oct.  This way I can just tell her that I got the toys because it is a special holiday, Demon Flash Bandit Day.  She'll buy it.  She is a puppy so she doesn't know any better. HAHA  When next Oct. rolls around, she'll just think I get toys in Oct.  As I said, I'm a genius.  It also helps to live with humans who are so forgetful that they barely remember their names. HA

Angel is busy helping Jeff with his stand-up comedy act, but I have a feeling she will write an entry today.  Let's just call it Demon's intuition.  I bet she wants to congratulate me on Demon Flash Bandit Day.  It will be Angel and not me writing it.  I woudn't dream of sneaking to her page and writing her diary nor would I put anything in it about voting for me for president.  If I did, it would be unethical.  Anything said about me in her diary is whatever she TRULY believes.  Of course, Mommy said something about ethics not seeming to be very important to presidential candidates--at least not the human ones.  Evidently, she doesn't like the ethics of the one living in the White House now.  I've heard his dogs say they are smarter--like they have to tell us.  Most dogs are smarter than their owners.  I'm a perfect example.  If I didn't live here, my MOmmy would never remember where she keeps the Mike and Ikes, but I know where it is, and I helped myself to a box of them last night.  I haven't eaten them yet, but I guarded them all night.  I believe in guarding the important things.  If the house were burglarized, who cares about the electronics and jewelry?  If that no good thief goes anywhere near my Mike and Ikes, he is dead meat.  

Mommy got me more dental bones last night when she went shopping.  I personally think the money spent on the Barbie was money that would have been better spent on toys, but I don't say anything because she is good to me and I can't ruin it by making her mad.  I check the bags.  Humans buy the silliest things.  Jeff got some stupid stuff too-Spiderman figures, dvds (no dog movies), etc.  I think the money should come directly to me, and I should decide what is bought when I go to the store.  It would be a much faster trip too because my family wastes a lot of time looking through the ENTIRE store when everything you need is in the meat section and the dog section.  They need to take a time management course.  No wonder humans don't have enough time for napping.  

I'd write more, but I have birthday plans to make and I need to remind Angel to write her diary entry. HAHAHA  Until tomorrow.

Demon Flash BAndit (Celebrating Demon Flash Bandit DAy)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Things Angel Loves/Things Angel Hates</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/371082</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 1 Oct 2007 22:36:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello everybody, how are you all doing?  I'm doing good, busy as usual though.  I'm one busy puppy.  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello everybody, how are you all doing?  I'm doing good, busy as usual though.  I'm one busy puppy.  I have campaigning yet to do, I have to help the Fster write his 'comedy' (if you can call it that...), I have milk bones to eat and I fighting to do with Demon.  (Lately the phrase 'them fightin' words' can be heard a lot!)  So, I haven't had a lot of free time to write my diary, sorry!

I just thought that I would give you a quick update by letting all you dogs know what I love and what I hate.

The Top 10 things I love:

10. My family- Voters eat that stuff up!

9.  Silly people- The Fster is silly and I have to admit, he makes me laugh sometimes as a result...

8. Pillows- A girl needs a soft place to lay her head...

7.  Other dogs- The best part of waking up is truly smelling another dog's butt, I don't know what weird thing you humans do in the morning.

6. 'Bye bye' time- I love taking the humans for rides or walks.

5. Dog movies- There is just something about seeing a dog on the silver screen that is just so special.

4. Toys- What dog doesn't love getting new toys to tear up?

3. Burger King- I love how much attention I get there...not to mention the food!

2. Ice Cream- It's cold and yummy.  It does a dog's body good!

1. Chocolate- Do I even need a reason?



Now, the top 10 things I hate.

10. Paris Hilton- The less said the better.

9. Other people's toys- I am the only puppy in the house!  Why do Demon, mom and the Fster need toys?

8. Demon diary- He digs at me all the time and even steals my ideas sometimes!  The nerve of him!

7. Health food- AKA dog food as the humans like to call it.  If dog food is so good, why don't humans eat it.  Demon has a point!

6. President George W. Bush- If it wasn't for him, me or Demon wouldn't have so much work ahead of us!

5. Nicknames- Humans think it is so cute to run around and call me 'Puddles', but it is just degrading...pure and simple.

4. The Fster's 'life'- If the Fster didn't have friends he takes off with, I wouldn't have to bug his room...

3. Dog haters- Two words come to mind: electric chair.

2. Fleas- They make me itch and get on my nerves...I hate fleas!

1. Birds- Anything that steals my magnificent snow is evil and number one on my hate list...

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (To quote Crow T. Robot..."You know you want me baby!")]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon Flash Bandit--MY HERO, THE GREATEST DOG I KNOW-------NOT!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/369939</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:02:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello from Angel Zoom Smokey's Campaign Headquarters which I have changed to Demon Flash Bandit's CA ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello from Angel Zoom Smokey's Campaign Headquarters which I have changed to Demon Flash Bandit's CAmpaign Headquarters because I am throwing all my support behind my favorite dog:  DEMON FLASH BANDIT.  I have been so mean to him, and he deserves nothing but my undying love and respect.  When I look into his beautiful blue eyes, I realize that he is the only dog who can run this country.  I live only to.....uh oh ..........I need to stop writing because Demon has just entered the room and might want to use the computer.  Have a nice weekend everyone.
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DEMON!  GET OFF OF THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!  WHAT THE...Oh, smooth Demon.  Like I wouldn't catch you doing this one day.  Sorry, the first stupid part of this journal was written by Demon Flash Bandit, professional liar.  Well two can play at these games Demon.  Just wait and see Demon.  Ha ha ha ha.

Well, I, Angel Zoom Smokey, better go.  I'll talk to you guys later.  Take care and have a happy weekend!

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (aka Puddles)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>This entry is written by Angel Zoom Smokey NOT Demon Flash Bandit</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/369037</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:33:55 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello out there to all my doggie friends.  This is Angel Zoom Smokey writing a new diary entry.  Dem ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello out there to all my doggie friends.  This is Angel Zoom Smokey writing a new diary entry.  Demon Flash Bandit is not writing this and claiming to be me.  Just because I don't write everyday, Demon would never take advantage of that situation by writing what he wants me to say.  This is actually Angel Zoom Smokey.  Everything I say in this entry is the truth and nothing but the truth.

Demon Flash Bandit is a pleasure to live with.  I love him so much.  He is highly intelligent, is so handsome he is dreamy, and he is the sweetest, most honest dog I"ve ever known.  He is so honest, he would never write an entry for me and claim I'm writing it.  I think everyone should vote for Demon for president.  He would be the most compassionate, honest, intelligent, handsome, pleasant, dipolomatic dog ever to grace the Oval Office.  In fact, he has so many wonderful qualities; I, Angel Zoom Smokey, do not have the ability to even think of all of them.  I plan to vote for Demon for president.  I hope he has your vote also. 

From the time I came to live here in the same house with Demon Flash Bandit, I realized that I am the luckiest dog in the world to get to share the same house with him.  He is so thoughtful and kind.  I told him he should be the lead dog because he is truly lead dog material.  I would be happy just to be a wheel dog on his sled, but he graciously told me I am above a wheel dog.  That is just the kind of wonderful companion he is.  His diary is called Adventures of a Lead Dog and there can only be one lead dog.  I am so happy to let Demon lead me around.  I can't go wrong following Demon Flash Bandit.

Uh-oh, I hear someone up.  I'd better get this entry published before Ang--sorry before the Fster wants to get on the computer.  

Remember, this is written by DEMON FLASH BANDIT----not Angel Zoom Smokey.

Vote for Demon Flash Bandit HAHA  

Angel Zoom Smokey--Demon's Main Supporter]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel Zoom Smokey and Demon Flash Bandit have President George 'Where's My Rubber Ducky' Bush's Support!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/368537</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:46:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>This is Angel Zoom Smokey reporting live in my home to inform you dogs that I am in fact running for ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This is Angel Zoom Smokey reporting live in my home to inform you dogs that I am in fact running for President.  Yes, I, Angel Zoom Smokey, am about to become the most important person in this country!  I even have President George W. Bush's support.  You heard that right, George W. Bush wants me or Demon to become President.  It was in the paper and everything!  I really can't believe the support he is giving us...it's amazing.  He said and I quote that the next president should "...be comfortable with his family."  Me and Demon are pretty comfortable with each other and with mom and the Fster.  Also, he or she should "...work hard to make there's love in the White House, have a vision for the world and principles by which they'd make decisions."  Call me crazy, but doesn't that describe pretty much everyone!  I mean, if the guy wanted to support me and Demon better, he should have narrowed his criteria down a bit.  The thing I love is that he never said the next President should by intelligent (I wonder why...) or that our next Commander-in-Chief should have strong moral core (again, I wonder why...).  How vague can the guy's support be?  Luckily, me and Demon are not asking for his support nor do we need his support.  I think me and Demon are running pretty good campaigns without that clowns help.  Silly Bushey, thoughts are for dogs!

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Smoking hot!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Call Me Super Dog...Unless Some Else Has That Name, In That Case, Call Me Super Duper Dog!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/366558</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:11:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/366558</guid>
		<description>Hello, I am Angel Zoom Smokey and I stand for truth (when necessary), justice (except for famous peo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello, I am Angel Zoom Smokey and I stand for truth (when necessary), justice (except for famous people of course) and the American , no wait, scratch that, the Siberian way!  Sorry Americans, you just aren't that 'cool' to us Huskeys at the moment...except for you beautiful Alaskans...you are always the exception.  I think what this country needs is a superhero.  I'm not talking about jerks with super powers, I'm talking about a real superhero...like Batman, The Punisher and other 'insane' heroes without powers.  (By the way, Charlton Heston...The Punisher called, he wants his insane attitude back, at least he can control and focus his mental instability more.   That's right, The Punisher just laid a verbal smack down on Charlton Heston's arse).  Charlton Heston can be my villain!  I like to think  that somewhere out there, a dog like me is kicking evil butt.  That would be great!  Why don't they make more doggie superheroes?  There is Krypto...and Underdog...and, that's about it.  There isn't even a Dogman.  There is a Batman, a Spider-Man, Mole Men, Ant Man, and so many more but no Dogman!  Well...atleast we have Dogma, that is a honor no cat can claim.  So, anyways, I'm going to be a superhero.  Maybe I'll call myself the 'Hot Dog' and wear my Halloween costume as a disguise!  I know my secret is safe with you dogs out there, except for that dog named Demon Flash 'Alexander Luther' Bandit...I have to watch out for him.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (So much better then Snoppy)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon Flash Bandit Annoying A Sweet Little Puppy (Named Angel Zoom Smokey) Once Again!  (Oh...and Burt Ward is Awesome.)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/365336</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 13:44:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/365336</guid>
		<description>Hello everyone, I hope you dogs have had a fun (action packed) week.  For any of you dogs who read D ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello everyone, I hope you dogs have had a fun (action packed) week.  For any of you dogs who read Demon's diaries...that little pooper scooper had the nerve to say I cause trouble and try to solve my problems with 'puppy kisses.'  This is a pure and outright lie by the Demon Flash Bandit campaign to make a puppy look weak in the eyes of the press.  If only it were that easy to solve the world's problems.  Do you think our problems with the middle east could be worked out with puppy kisses?  Of course not...that's just stupid.  You would have to look deep into their eyes with your big 'chocolate eyes', wag your tail, laugh...and then give them puppy kisses.  Demon completely undersells what I do.
Besides, if I was a member of the press, I'd stay clear of Demon Flash Bandit.  I've heard through the grapevine (and personal experience) that he has quite the temper on him.  I'm just saying if the members of the press value their figures, they will exclusively cover me...(ha ha ha...take that Demon.)
PERSONAL NOTE: In my last journal entry, I made fun of Batman and Robin and now Mr. Sensitive (Demon) is all upset and crying and all that jazz.  He keeps saying that I'm making fun of Burt Ward, personal hero of the dog world.  I was not making fun of Burt Ward.  Burt Ward is a very nice man (my mom and brother met him and that's what they said) who is a hero to all the dogs in the world.  For any dog curious on why Mr. Ward is a hero to me and Demon, just look up Gentle Giants, I think that will explain everything.  So, anyway, I was making fun of two fictional characters.  The actors portraying Batman and Robin are in fact not Batman and Robin.  Sorry to break it to you Deemster.  Oh, and on that note, I did in fact tear up a scarecrow or two or three last night but I tore them up to defend my family whom I love very much.  Everyone knows that the scarecrow is a Batman villain.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Barking out orders, like a President should)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Am Not...I Repeat 'Not' A 'Hot Dog'!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/364368</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:46:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/364368</guid>
		<description>Demon has been really bugging me lately.  He keeps hogging up the computer looking up God knows what ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Demon has been really bugging me lately.  He keeps hogging up the computer looking up God knows what.  Well, Demon is a husky like myself, so he's popular...but what do humans look up all day on the computer?  Seriously?  I have seen 'the Fster' on the computer for hours, why?  He has no friends (well, no good dog friends) and the internet is clearly set up for intelligent creatures such as dogs and in rare cases, cats.  I just don't see what the computer has to offer these lame brained humans.
Oh yeah...moving on to the title subject, 'mom' bought me a Halloween costume.  It is a hot dog costume.  I am a hot dog, I don't need to wear an Oscar Mayer covered in mustard on my back for people to realize how hot I am.  Just look at me!  Now, Demon has been teasing me endlessly about this costume thing.  He's going as Batman...a superhero with no superpowers.  Batman also lives with a young boy names Richard Grayson whom he playfully calls Dick.  I guess my Halloween costume isn't sounding so bad to Demon now after all.  Ha ha ha.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Working 9 to 5)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Please vote for Demon Flash Bandit for president---he is the best dog for the job</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/363550</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:25:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/363550</guid>
		<description>Hello.  This is Angel Zoom Smokey and I have a confession to make.  I got on the computer when Demon ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello.  This is Angel Zoom Smokey and I have a confession to make.  I got on the computer when Demon Flash Bandit was typing his diary, and I said some very nasty things about the Deemster.  He is a wonderful dog.  I am grateful to live in the same house with him.  I am always causing trouble.  I say nasty things about him, and he is the most fantastic dog that ever lived.  I get into the liquor, and make a fool out of myself (which isn't hard), and I keep copying everything Demon does.  He would make a better president than me so make sure you vote for him.  I would just get drunk and try to drive the presidential limo and wreck it.  I am not worthy of  licking Demon Flash Bandit's paws.  He is the greatest. . . . . . .HEY DEMON FLASH BANDIT-----GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DIARY ENTRY. . .. . . Gotta go--Demon Flash Bandit for President.  

Angel Zoom Smokey (President of the Demon Flash Bandit Fan Club)   HAHA]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel Zoom Smokey: One Funny Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/362505</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 8 Sep 2007 23:56:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/362505</guid>
		<description>Wow, what a crazy week or so this has been!  I have been busy helping my brother with his stand up c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow, what a crazy week or so this has been!  I have been busy helping my brother with his stand up comedy.  He made me mad one day because he kept sitting down while he was practicing...I puppy slapped him and told him it was stand up comedy, not sit down stupitiy!  The kid is fun to abuse, although he doesn't seem to feel the same way about it.  The computer has been acting up lately and that is the reason me and Demon haven't been keeping up with Dogster as much lately.  Sorry dogs, we love you all!  Well, me and Demon will try to write more tomorrow and I hope the computer moves faster, cross your paws!

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (The pupster)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hello Spotlight!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/360240</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 3 Sep 2007 13:53:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/360240</guid>
		<description>Wow, it's been a while since my last diary entry.  How is it (your tail) shaking fellow doggies?  I  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow, it's been a while since my last diary entry.  How is it (your tail) shaking fellow doggies?  I have been one busy pup lately.  My brother Jeff is going to be performing at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle on their open mike night.  Needless to say, the kid needs me desperately.  I have been busy helping him write jokes that any dog would laugh at.  He is going to tell them in English, which is okay I guess.  I personally think the jokes would go a lot smoother if he howled them, but hey, it's not me that the dogs at Mark Ridley's are going to be booing and throwing rawhides at.
Dogs are allowed there, aren't they?  What are you talking about Demon?  I helped write this snooze fest!  They have to let me in!  No Demon, I'm sure they don't have bouncers, I'm sure that's just a urban legend like the fish hook dude or George W. Bush having a brain.  Besides, I've seen 'Road House' and I'm pretty sure I can make Patrick Swayze into a 'Ghost', if you catch my meaning.  Ha ha ha.  So...I'm going to open mike night.
RANDOM THOUGHT #1: Why do humans want us to wear clothes?  We dogs weren't designed for clothes.  We can't wear pants because of our bushy tails (well...most dogs can't anyway).  We can't wear shirts because shirts are near our teeth and we would just tear them off.  I'm just saying...
RANDOM THOUGHT #2: Always make sure you proof read memos you send to the White House.  I sent good ole' George W. Bush a memo titled 'Random Idea' and I misspelled random...I accidentally spelled it ransom.  If only George W. Bush would read his memos past the title, I wouldn't have had to spend a week at Langley.  Stupid son of a…

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Is it hot in here…or is it just me?)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Quick Update</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/359297</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:21:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hey dogs, I am just going to give you a quick update today.  Me and Demon were talking and Demon was ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey dogs, I am just going to give you a quick update today.  Me and Demon were talking and Demon was being his usual high and mighty self again.  Well, after a few minutes of howling at each other, I got tired of his attitude.  So...I hit him where it hurts.  (No, not there).  I told Demon he was a nobody and that I had proof.  He demanded to see my proof and I whipped out a copy of ‘Everybody Poops.’  If he doesn’t poop, that makes him a nobody.  Case closed.  Ha ha ha.
Oh no, the Fster is at it again.  He is telling stupid jokes that nobody asked to hear.  I laugh sometimes so he won't feel bad, but his jokes are terrible.  I just don't have the heart to tell him how lame he is, after all, I am a good girl.  Well...I'll howl more at you dogs later, I have bones to eat and toys to rip up right now.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (One busy girl).]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Video Games Freakin' Rock!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/358391</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 21:56:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/358391</guid>
		<description>Okay all you dogs out there, I have a really cool update for you.  My brother went out again without ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Okay all you dogs out there, I have a really cool update for you.  My brother went out again without my permission (the jerk) to hang out with his friend.  Like I care what stupid things those two air heads do.  Anyway, I decided to take over Jeff's bedroom while he was gone.  Jeff owns a Playstation 2 (apparently, it is some sort of trilogy because there is already a Playstation 3), so I decided to play it.  I would have asked permission, but that Hoosier had already left...so what else was a puppy to do?  I started to play one of his Grand Theft Auto games (I can't remember which one) and I have to tell you dogs out there that it was really fun!  He has a controller that is like a steering wheel...oh man did I have fun with that!  I was driving around and running into other cars.  It was just like the time I got my first DUI!  So, I guess my point is that all you dogs should play video games (especially Grand Theft Auto), they are just fun!
BREAKING NEWS: Demon has been getting mad at me because I have been getting behind on my diary updates.  Like I have nothing else to do with my time.  He also gets upset with me when he learns that I don't always read his entries.  Like I have to read what he has been up to, I live with the little liar.  Just because he 'spies' on me doesn't mean I have to lower myself to his level.  Ha ha ha.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!! (Join my group today!)

Angel Zoom Smokey (More frightening then Billy Joel behind the wheel)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What Dreams May (Or May Not) Come</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/356789</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 13:40:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/356789</guid>
		<description>Hey all you dogs and dog lovers out there, this is Angel Zoom Smokey reporting for duty.  I had such ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey all you dogs and dog lovers out there, this is Angel Zoom Smokey reporting for duty.  I had such a strange day yesterday, I had one of those dreams that feels so real it takes a moment to realize that is was in fact a dream.  The dream started with me sleeping, actually quite a common dream I have.  I guess even in my sleep I'm sleepy.  So, anyways, I get up and make my way over to this bar that just appeared out of nowhere.  Everyone at the bar is wearing an old west getup.  I start to laugh at the idiots till I realize that I am also wearing an old west outfit myself.  The outfit was even complete with cowboy 'booties.'  I walk over to the bartender and order a shot of whisky (or two, or three, or more...honestly, it is hard to keep track).  Anyways, I look over and see Jeff (the Fster) playing poker with a bunch of other people.  So...I walk over and I join the Fster and we begin to play poker.  Given time, all the other players folded and left.  Me and Jeff were the last two players at the table.  Then, the unthinkable happened.  That giant troll had the nerve to say I was cheating!  How could he tell by my hand?  I had five aces, he had two, I didn't see a problem with it but apparently that sore loser Jeff did.  I flipped over the table and pulled out my six shooter and pistol whipped that little fink.
Well...I guess this little diary entry was pretty pointless.  Oh well.  I will talk to you other dogs later.  Take care.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (The one and only sleeping guard dog)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Monster Movies</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/356335</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 13:17:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/356335</guid>
		<description>Hey dogs, I just saw a preview for a monster movie last night.  Let me come right out and say it, I  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey dogs, I just saw a preview for a monster movie last night.  Let me come right out and say it, I hate 'monster' movies.  They aren't even remotely scary.  Let us look at two of the most 'famous' monsters to grace the silver screen.  I am of course referring to King Kong and Godzilla.  Yes, these two clowns have remained the big screen's most famous creatures.  Godzilla and King Kong are about as scary as two dudes 'hanging out' together at an Elton John concert.  Godzilla is a big lizard...big deal, lure the beast to Canada with promises of bugs and such.  Let's see how long he lasts there in the snow.  Let us not forget about that other beast, King Kong.  Oh no, I'm shaking in my little booddies.  I'm really scared of a giant monkey, what is he going to do, throw poop at me?  (I wonder if he is related to George W. Bush, seeing as they share the same look and fondness for poop throwing...)
Speaking of our Commander-in-Chief, I am tired of everyone putting the man down!  He is a very important man...don't you people reconginze the missing link when he is staring right at you?  Ha ha ha, sorry, I had to tell that one, sort of a political hazing for George W. (or Chief Spanky as he likes to be called by his friends).

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dogzilla)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Showgirls Too</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/356112</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:33:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/356112</guid>
		<description>Sorry for not updating you dogs on how I have been for the past couple of days, but I have been busy ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sorry for not updating you dogs on how I have been for the past couple of days, but I have been busy helping my brother the Fster write (what would he ever do without me?) for a couple of days now.  Plus, my other crazy Wookie looking brother was hogging the computer yesterday.  He should stay where he belongs, with Han Solo co-piloting the Millennium Falcon!
So, anyways, many of you dogs have asked me, why are we man's best friend?  Well, I have a very basic answer for you dogs.  Men are always saying that they like to see something naked (at least that is what the Fster says, he 'really' needs to get a girlfriend)...well, us dogs are as naked as anyone can be.  Face it you prudes, we are dogs, we are naked and you have to live with it!  That is why studios should make more dog shows with us in the lead.  Guys like nudity, HBO has proven this with shows like Deadwood and Rome.  Listen up HBO, make a show with dogs!  I'm just saying it would be a hit.
By the way, I sympathize with human women, human men are always staring at their 'assets'...well, at least human men aren't trying to smell them as well (in most cases...Woody Allen aside of course).

Well...I am tired now.  I'll keep you up to date later...

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Hush!  I'm trying to sleep!  Zzzzzzzzzz.)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Importance of Being Angel</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/354605</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:40:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hey guys and girls, this is Angel Zoom Smokey howling at you.  This was a strange day for me to say  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey guys and girls, this is Angel Zoom Smokey howling at you.  This was a strange day for me to say the least.  Today, I was privy to a strange phenomenon.  Jeff (the Fster) was on the ground laughing out loud.  That is right, he was literally on all four paws laughing.  Clearly the kid is part hyena.  What a dork.  As Demon has stated before, he is a total nerd.  (I believe the word nerd is French for pathetic boy who can’t get a date…although I could be wrong on that.)  He actually watches made up visions of the future.  Do you honestly think the world Gene Roddenberry created will ever happen?  I think not.  Some of you dogs are wondering why I have such a pessimistic view of things to come.  I don’t, I think the world (and universe) will be far better then even Roddenberry could have envisioned.  Dogs will rule the world (and quite possibly the universe)!  Talk about perfection.  Humans will have the perfect role as our pets.  It is a position they have always wanted.  Actually, I can prove this because I was flipping through the telley one day and saw a grown woman on a leash.  I can’t tell you what happened next because the stupid Fster turned it off just when it was getting good.  He acted like it was bad or something.  He doesn’t mind seeing me and Demon on a leash!  Why is this woman any different?  Oh well, I guess I will never truly understand how stupid humans are.
Okay, moving along, as many of you readers know, Demon is an avid fan of music by the band Queen.  He has a theme song ‘He is the Champion’ modified from their hit song ‘We Are the Champions.’  Well, Demon is at it again.  Demon busted out an old Queen album and found out that they did a song entitled ‘Flash.’  Demon, being Demon, automatically assumed that the song was written about him.  (Flash is his middle name.)  Now he is running around the house going ‘Flash, aaahhh, I rule everyone of you.’  It is really getting on my nerves.  I told him that he had no authority over me.  He then told me he had complete authority over me, that even the Queen agreed.  Does Demon understand the difference between Queen the group and the Queen Mother?  He worries me sometimes.  Well…talk to you dogs later.

Vote for Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Can you guess why they call me Smokey?…ha ha ha.)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel Zoom Smokey in the Funk Factory of Love</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/353626</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:43:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hey dogs, its me Angel Zoom Smokey again.  I don&acirc;t mean to name drop, but Xavi *The Wolfslayer*, P ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey dogs, its me Angel Zoom Smokey again.  I don’t mean to name drop, but Xavi *The Wolfslayer*, Pongo, Dakota Rose, Dixie, Breezy, Leja and Fugas are all very intelligent dogs for giving me rosettes.  They clearly understand the importance of my beauty.  Of course they would, they are all beautiful as well, beauty understands beauty.  The only thing that annoys me is that Demon has gotten more rosettes and far more stars then me.  He is always rubbing it in my face and making me fell bad.  Then, if I get emotional about it, he calls me a cry puppy.  I told Demon that I am a cry puppy, live with it.
By the way fellow doggies, I did my research about ‘Smokey and the Bandit’ and found out that the third film was originally made with Jackie Gleason as both Smokey and the Bandit.  It was going to be called ‘Smokey is the Bandit’.  I laughed and laughed about my discovery.  I presented my research to Demon and he just casually dismissed my finding by stating ‘Yeah…but the producers came to their senses and cast Jerry Reed as the new Bandit.  Who played the new Smokey again?  Oh yeah…it was still Jackie Gleason!’   He was laughing and laughing until a mystery paw once again silenced his stupidity.  He swears he saw me do it.  I told him it was the Phantom Dog, not me.  Ha ha ha ha.  I am using Demon’s lies against him.
Which brings me to my next point, Demon claims I ‘lie’ about my political doings.  I challenge Demon to prove that there is a Phantom Dog.  Demon claims he does not poop, well I have disturbing video evidence to the contrary.  That is right my fellow Americans, Demon poops!  How do you like them apples Demon…if that is really your name!  (It's not...)

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (The right man for the job is me…a woman)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The New Adventures of Smokey and the Bandit</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/353318</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 18:24:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hey all you dogs out there, it's me, Angel Zoom Smokey again.  Do you remember the band me and Demon ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey all you dogs out there, it's me, Angel Zoom Smokey again.  Do you remember the band me and Demon had started?  You know, 'The Howling Huskies.'  Well, it seems like we hit a few bumps on the road to stardom.  Me and Demon wrote a theme song to a show we were also trying to make.  The show and the song were entitled 'Smokey and the Bandit.'  It seems that there has already been a successful film franchise that had a television show also called 'Smokey and the Bandit.'  It also appears that some clown named Jerry Reed recorded the theme music.  So me and Demon are up a creek.  Both our theme song and television show are ruined!  I still can not believe that Jerry Reed wrote a song about the adventures of me and the Deemster!
To add insult to injury, I looked up this 'film series.'  It was true, a series of films were made about us.  Demon was laughing so hard because Burt Reynolds played him, and Jackie Gleason played me.  He was laughing and laughing saying 'Angel, Jackie is a girl's name.'  That jerk.  He was laughing louder and louder making outrageous claims like the reason they cast Jackie Gleason as me was because we both liked to eat.  He kept laughing until a mystery paw slapped him across the face.  Demon claimed it was me.  It wasn't...would I lie?
Anyway, my journal has become a rebuttal to Demon Flash Bandit’s journal.  He lies all the time about me.  An example of his bold faced lies is when he claimed I stepped in my own poop, it was mud.  I swear, it was mud, honestly!  You believe me, don't you?  Sorry, Demon has just really been dogging me lately...well, I guess that is what he would do, isn't it?

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Not Jackie Gleason)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Here I Go Again...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/352898</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:47:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>As I have stated before, my family went to Las Vegas last week without me!  Imagine the nerve of the ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As I have stated before, my family went to Las Vegas last week without me!  Imagine the nerve of these humans.  My family went to Vegas and all I got was a stupid pink Ty beanie baby version of me.  Did I ask for it?  No, I did not.  I think the stupid humans are trying to compete with the wax museum in Vegas by starting a plush look a like museum based on us dogs.  The humans don't even seem to feel bad about putting me in 'prison' for no good freakin' reason!  They act like the kennel was some sort of country club.  It wasn't!  I'll put F's big butt in a kennel and see how he likes them apples.  Ha ha ha.  Demon liked that idea as well.
So, as many of you have heard, I am running for President.  Demon Flash Bandit is as well, and we both want to know one thing.  Why did the people of this good country elect someone who is half human, half monkey?  (The proof is his ears, no human can have ears like that without being at least part monkey.)  Just further proof that evolution is real.  So tell me, if a man who is clearly part monkey (I am quite sure he throws his poop at people) can be elected President, why not a cultured dog such as myself (or Demon, who has been really nice to me lately)?  Plus, I have no idea what the man is jib jabbering on about, and to be quite honest, I don't think he knows either.  Apparently, the man thinks he is some sort of stand up comic because he is always laughing and smirking.  He is clearly not funny.  I will give the Fster credit there, he is one funny mamma jamma.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (100% Husky...and American)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Big Monster Paws!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/352596</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 23:54:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Sorry dogs, but this diary update will have to be brief.  Demon, mom and the Fster are hogging up th ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sorry dogs, but this diary update will have to be brief.  Demon, mom and the Fster are hogging up the computer today with their big old stinkin' paws!  Humans have very strange paws by the way.  They have this thing called a thumb which allows them to pick up food.  I must admit, I want one.  Anything that can better provide food is great in my doggie book (hitting stores Christmas '08!).

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Jackie of all trades)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Let's 'Not' Go To Prison!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/351941</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:03:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hey, it's me Angel Zoom Smokey and I am furious that my owners took a vacation without their babies! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey, it's me Angel Zoom Smokey and I am furious that my owners took a vacation without their babies!  Me and Demon were left to fend for ourselves in prison!  Prison wasn't fun!  Prison stinks!  Movies make prison seem so fun.  Movies lie!  That is right ladies and germs (sorry for the harsh language, but prison hardens a girl), movies are pure fantasy.  Never once did Ernst P. Worrell come to bust us out of jail while acting stupid.  Johnny Cash didn't even show up to play music!  I wish people only realized that prison is like totally not fun.  They made me take a bath!  There I was, naked in my fur in front of everyone while they soaped me up.  It was humiliating.  I spent my time in the big house asking, "Why did I have to stay here?  Was it for a good reason?".  No, I had to go to prison so the stupid humans could fly like stupider birds!  That is correct, the humans think it is super cool to fly like a stinkin' bird.  Only one person can get away with that, and he is Superman!  The last time I checked, the Fster was far from being Superman.  So, anyway, I was put into jail.  It wasn't even for my stickin' DUI either.  Jeez, these humans are harsh.  Do you know what burns me the most?  I thought something like this might happen so I busted out the monopoly game and I grabbed the 'get out of jail free' card.  I thought I was really cool.  Do you know the jerks at the prison wouldn't even accept my pass?

I am going to unleash a Megatherium (giant sloth) on their butts.  Ha ha ha.  See how they like that.  (For anyone out of the loop on the giant sloth, go to wikipedia and look it up, it is creepy looking).  That will teach 'em.  (By the way, I am not stupid, I know I should have used them instead of 'em, I just like how 'em sounded so back off!)

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey For President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey ('Not' a jail bird)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Everyone Should Sympathize With Angel Zoom Smokey</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/351557</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:12:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I have had the most taumatic experience of my young life.  I was put in prison---yes, prison.  The h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have had the most taumatic experience of my young life.  I was put in prison---yes, prison.  The humans call it a kennel, but it is prison.   This is all so the humans could fly somewhere and do something stupid.  ( I know this because the Fster was involved in the planning so it must be stupid.)   I'm still trying to understand how I, Angel Zoom Smokey, who did nothing wrong (not even a DUI this time folks) could be put in "prison" longer than Paris Hilton.  Does that make sense?  Is that justice?  Of course, I'm not a silly, stupid, stinkin' human.  I hope none of you dogs out there have to experience the horrors I did.  We were fed dog food, and it was a terrible experience.  Demon is such a good dog, and he was in with me.  I'll write more tomorrow.  I've got to go cuddle Mommy which I have been doing all day.
 
Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!!
New Motto---No Jail unless there is bail

Angel Zoom Smokey (Now in paperback)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ice Cream Should Be The New Dog Food</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/348550</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 8 Aug 2007 01:12:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I love ice cream.  I 'really' love ice cream.  If I could, I would marry ice cream (although it woul ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I love ice cream.  I 'really' love ice cream.  If I could, I would marry ice cream (although it would be an awkward marriage, since I would ultimately end up eating my husband).  That is just how much I love ice cream.  Have I mentioned I love ice cream?  Mom and 'the Fster' say that I have a one track mind.  I don't, mom and 'F' are just silly humans, I'll prove they are wrong for you dogs.  Today, I was discussing how good vanilla ice cream is.  Yesterday, I was talking about how much I loved cookies and cream ice cream.  Now, do those subjects have 'anything' to do with each other?  Anyway, I think ice cream came from Heaven.  Using simple logic, I think I am able to prove my theory.  Okay, just follow me for a minute, ice cream is cold.  Heaven is cool, quite possibly cold.  So there you have it!  Your prove right in front of your eyes.  Both Heaven and ice cream are cold.  That's proof enough for me!  So...any of you dogs out there have any ice cream I can 'borrow'?  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!  Oh man, I probably shouldn't have laughed like that.  Oh well...
I have a new Presidential motto: I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (I heart ice cream)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My DUI</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/347804</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 6 Aug 2007 14:24:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello to all of you dogs and dog lovers.  This is Angel Zoom Smokey and I have some bad news.  I jus ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello to all of you dogs and dog lovers.  This is Angel Zoom Smokey and I have some bad news.  I just got my first DUI.  Can you believe that?  I was just sitting around the house, minding my own business when I decided to go see Underdog with Demon.  Demon refused to go, stating that I would get in big trouble if I went.  I laughed at him.  I laugh in the face of danger.  I am Angel Zoom Smokey, I can do anything I want!  Well, sadly, the Michigan State Police didn't see it that way and they took me into the station because of something they called a DUI.  That is right boys and girls, the police can now arrest a dog for a DUI (I think it means 'doggie under the influence').  Apparently, the police force thought I was drunk.  Me, drunk?  I don't think so.  After I staggered out of the police station, I thought about filling a wrongful arrest charge, but I decided not to.  Maybe I should move to LA, the police there never arrest anyone famous like me for anything.  If they do, it's because it is their 999,999th time doing it.  What happens to them if they should get arrested in LA?  They have a few nut jobs ask for their autographs and they are let free.  Oh, how I love California.  Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and all you other drunken party girls, have no fear, I will be joining you soon! 
Demon keeps teasing me about my paw.  I have a Band-Aid wrapped around it, but he keeps claiming that it is an alcohol ankle bracelet.  That dog has some kind of nerve to mess with me.
Well, anyway, long story short, I didn't get to see Underdog because of these stupid humans and their stupider laws.  The only human law I like is the leash law.  I don't see why so many dogs hate it.  I think humans 'should' be kept on a leash.  These stupid humans have been allowed to run around to long without doggie supervision.  Still, the leash law is not very well enforced.  Most humans still walk around without leashes.  The only humans I have ever seen on a leash are pain in the butt kids.
Demon seems content on destroying my good name (Angel).  He has an evil name (Demon), he is just going to have to live with that.  Ha ha ha.  Pay no mind to what 'the deemster' has to say.  He is an older dog and I don't want to smear mud in my rivals face, but he 'may' have Alzheimer's.  I am not saying he does, I am just openly saying he 'might.'  Ha ha ha.  Demon thinks he is so cool...he doesn't even realize the tricks I have up my sleeves.  (Figuratively speaking because, as you all know, I don't have sleeves).
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your rawhides!  (So I can chew them and stuff).

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Not a fan of the fuzz)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>How Can You Get Along With A Boy????</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/347550</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 5 Aug 2007 23:34:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hey you dogs out there, it's time for another diary entry from me, Angel Zoom Smokey! I have been a  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey you dogs out there, it's time for another diary entry from me, Angel Zoom Smokey! I have been a little annoyed all day. I casually went to the computer to do my diary entry today and walked in on the almighty computer hog Demon doing his diary. I waited very patiently for Demon to finish, but it seemed to take that little tail wager forever to finish up. I was curious about what he was writing about, seeing as it took him so long to finish. I got on the computer (finally) and opened Demon's journal up to see what he typed. Can you believe that stupid excuse for a dog called me an idiot! I pulled my claw out and became traumatized, but all Demon can come up with were insults. He has some kind of nerve. He even made fun of my silly looking purple polka bandage! Doesn't that bird brain (yeah, that's right, I went there) realize that I need that bandage on my paw. I seem to remember stories of Demon looking silly after a vet's visit, but do I bring that up everyday? No, I bring it up every other day. Besides, I made that purple bandage look good. If Demon doesn't cool it with the attitude, he is going to wind up with a giant puppy paw smacking him across the face.
Now, moving on, about this whole 'Angel loves wearing clothes' talk, that is just Demon propaganda he created to smear me and my name because I am running against him for President. Demon knows only two words when it comes to politics: dirty tricks. It is true that I have occasionally put an article or two of clothing on, but that was just to humor the silly humans who love to see us dogs dressed up like them. I do have to admit, I really do love the shirt I own that reads 'brother for rent.' I wish someone would rent Demon (maybe they could lose him too...I'm just saying). So, Demon was pretty much bugging me, I guess that is what I'm trying to say. You know how stupid boys can be.
By the way, I am tired of my whole family acting like I am some kind of drunken Paris Hilton wannabe just because I fall over a few (hundred) times a day. I am not an alcoholic! Sure, I enjoy the occasional drink here or there...but the occasional drink is of water. I thought Demon might have been drinking, you know, as a form of projecting, so I sniffed his breath. Demon isn't drinking at a bar, I can tell you that. (Although he may very well be drinking from a toilet if his breath is any indication). Ha, take that Demon!
Have you dogs heard about my new hat? It is an Indiana Jones hat (that for some unexplainable reason, is in my brother F's room). Mommy bought it at Cracker Barrel and gave it to Jeff to give to me (I am almost a 100% sure about that one). The Fster has really been annoying me lately though, he keeps wearing 'my' hat like he owns it or something. I really want to see this Indiana Jones film now, it sounds so good! I just wonder what breed of dog this Harrison Ford dog is. He is a dog, isn't he? Oh my...I just had a scary thought...what if Harrison Ford is a silly human? No Angel, be cool and relax, Harrison Ford has got to be a dog to be so popular. I really love my hat, but it seems a bit big. Demon told me Indiana Jones was a boy...like I care. I like the hat and I look darn cute in it.
I am with Demon on one issue though, when is Snow Dogs 2 going to come out? Haven't we waited long enough? Seriously Disney, get off your pirate ship and make Snow Dogs 2.
Well, I have to go plot my revenge against Demon. Demon told me to shut my yap...he never told me what to shut it on. I figure I'll shut my yap right on his stupid little ear. Ha ha ha, that will teach him.
Demon did tell the truth, I am getting fatter...a fatter brain that is! Demon doesn't have to worry about that. Stupid men and their stupid attitudes.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Scaring Demon...one moment at a time.)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Secret Life of Angel Zoom Smokey</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/347076</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 4 Aug 2007 23:55:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Sorry for the late entry. What up dog? (Humans say this, I have no idea why.) I have had a hard coup ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sorry for the late entry. What up dog? (Humans say this, I have no idea why.) I have had a hard couple of days. I hurt my paw late last night and had to be taken to the emergency vet. I was being a silly stupid little dog and lost one of my claws. I was bleeding so mommy rushed me to the vet. They patched me up and I am feeling better. My paw is a little sore, but no serious damage done. (Thank the heavens...can you even imagine something serious happening to someone as cute as me? No, I know you can't.)
Besides this whole vet business (my vet's name by the way...Conan! [or Ewan, I'm not real good with names]), I have just been chillin'. I have been helping my brother (the human, silly looking one) and my mommy write a top secret book. They have some talent, but nothing compared to us sled dogs! The book writing process has been a blast! Humans take to long to write though. The Fster writes slow because he wants his book to be quality. Like that's going to happen. Everyone knows all the great writers have been dogs. Mario Puzo may be an actual 'human', but his dog was the one who actually wrote the classic 'Godfather' book. That is a proven fact, just ask any dog. (Note: Do not ask a human, they are uninformed.)
Well, peace be with you my fellow dogs!

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (A talented 'hottie' [seriously, it's burning hot outside!])]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel Zoom Smokey and the Appetite of Doom</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/345746</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 2 Aug 2007 04:07:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Howdy partner(s), I don't know if you other dogs are aware of who I am, but I am Angel Zoom Smokey,  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Howdy partner(s), I don't know if you other dogs are aware of who I am, but I am Angel Zoom Smokey, doggie action hero.  I could kick Indiana Jones' butt.  (To be fair, that is probably not to hard these days...)  I have decided to go on my own adventure.
I have decided to go and find out the 'truth' about...(drum roll please)...the Ark of the Covenant!  I told Demon about my get away and he told me that whole Ark of the Covenant gibberish had already been done!  He refused to even be my sidekick!  Like I need him anyway.  I have a 'new' sidekick now.  His name is Holdy Dog and he is plush.  That means he won't talk back, which is good I guess.
Anyway, I was ready to set off on my adventure.  I had everything packed (including my sidekick, who I just managed to squeeze into my 'adventure' bag).  So with my bags packed, I begun my travel.
Let me tell you dogs, I traveled to the edge of the known world to unlock the secrets of the Ark (I must have been a solid two miles away from home) but I found nothing.  I was feeling sad and kind of low because I failed when 'the light' dawned on me, what if the Ark was not 'really' what it seemed?  What if the Ark was just a symbol?
I started to study the word Covenant.  What if the word Covenant was just an anagram for another word or words?  Than I started to break the word down, guess what I found?  That's right, the word vet.  The left over letters formed the name Conan.  So the word Covenant was just an anagram for the vet Conan.
Still...this didn't seem to make sense.  Why would God create an Ark of the vet Conan?  Than, another epiphany struck.  What if it wasn't an Ark?  What if it was suppose to be a bark?  Now...switch 'of' with 'at' and you have your answer.  The 'Ark of the Covenant' is really the 'Bark at the Vet Conan.'
So there you have it.  Angel Zoom Smokey solved another mystery...well, at least until I dug up the actual Ark of the Covenant.  That kind of ruined my whole theory.
Moving on now, I know Demon mentioned this, but you dogs should really check out this week's latest epic on DVD.  No, not 300.  No, not Pathfinder either.  I am talking about Firehouse Dog.  Firehouse Dog is a film about a dog, made for dogs, made by dogs (Okay, I admit, I am not sure about that one.)
BREAKING NEWS: When it comes to birds, take no prisoners, show no mercy.  That is my new motto.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (A new 'breed' of action hero is born)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A New Month!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/345711</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 1 Aug 2007 23:46:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>This is my first diary entry (for the month of August 2007)!  Boy, oh boy is it hot outside!  Someti ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This is my first diary entry (for the month of August 2007)!  Boy, oh boy is it hot outside!  Sometimes, I kind of wish I didn't have to wear this heavy fur coat...fur is murder, tell me about it.  Anyway, I just want you dogs out there to know that the only reason I don't take off my fur coat is because I would feel naked without it.  Plus, I think the zipper is stuck.  Wait a minute, I just looked, I don't even see a zipper!  No buttons either!  Is this some kind of cruel joke?  I better get under the air and quick!  Well, I'll talk to you guys tomorrow and I'm going to hope it is a cooler day (I am crossing my paws and hoping that it will be -12 degrees, you know, just a mild day like that).  Well, check you later...

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (The San Francisco Treat)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snow Trek II: The Wrath of Angel</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/345021</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:49:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello y'all, this is Angel again (apparently I am a southerner).  I am hungry.  It is not because I  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello y'all, this is Angel again (apparently I am a southerner).  I am hungry.  It is not because I don't get enough to eat, it is because I don't ever want to stop eating.  Eating is so much fun!  Do you know that in America, easting mass quantities is actually considered a sport?  We have hot dog eating contests, watermelon eating contests. pie eating contests, and, well you get the idea.  People actually can get trophies and/or medals for eating like a pig.  That is why the USA is so great, because we have the freedom to gobble down food like it's no bodies business.  America even makes movies with food in the title role!  Examples include: Fried Green Tomatoes, Chocolat, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (and its sequels),  Mystic Pizza, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, American Pie (and its sequels) and Soul Food.  Some performers even change their names to be more closely associated with food.  These performers include Carrot Top, Meat Loaf, just to name a few.  Only in America!
By the way, my new favorite song is Rupert Holmes' "Timothy" (which I am sure is 'not' about cannibalism),  because the two miners at the end of the song are full.  Still, I do wonder what happened to that Timothy character...oh well, I'm just a innocent little puppy who doesn't know any better.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?  The Angel knows!

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Just chillin')]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel Zoom Smokey: Now With Kung Fu Grip!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/344384</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:36:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello my fellow doggie Americans.  I was in the Fster's room today, playing with his toys (the scary ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello my fellow doggie Americans.  I was in the Fster's room today, playing with his toys (the scary part is that he is 22 and still has toys, or as he likes to call them 'collectibles') when it hit me, why hasn’t anyone made toys out of me and Demon?  They would easily sell better than toys based on Harry Potter.  Imagine the joy a kid would have playing with a husky action figure!  The playsets would be easy to make.  All a toy company has to do is recycle the playsets of Hoth from Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.  (By the way, that movie is easily my favorite Star Wars film just because of that beautiful planet known as Hoth).  Just think about the merchandising potential of Siberian Husky toys.  Picture the joy on a child’s face when they receive a husky figure.  “Mommy look, Angel has got kung fu grip!”  I am even open to cross promotions.  They could make Siberian Husky Transformers, wouldn’t that be cool?  What about Siberian Husky G.I. Joe(s)?  I could have a Barbie doll in my image!  Demon could be the Ken doll!  I just asked Demon what he thought about the whole toy angle.  Demon likes the idea, but he doesn’t seem to thrilled with this whole ‘let’s make you a Barbie’ idea.  I can’t imagine why…

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Smile sold separately)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It's My Doody!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/344011</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 14:29:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>What up dog?  This is Angel Zoom Smokey again.  I have a question, why do military personnel report  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What up dog?  This is Angel Zoom Smokey again.  I have a question, why do military personnel report for doody?  I know that I sometimes have to take a doody, but I can't even imagine reporting to it afterwards.  A piece of poo?  Seriously?  This is probably why so many people refuse to join the military.  Would you really want to have a s%#thead (literally) as your commanding officer?  Do you know that there was once a whole show focusing on poo, I believe it was called 'Howdy Doody.'  That is right ladies and gentlemen doggies, these humans greet their poo.  How gross is that?  Why can't these humans just be normal and sniff their poo?  I guess I will never understand humans.  If I become President, I would make sure that this doody problem is addressed and taken care of.  It will be my 'doody' to take care of this 'doody.'  Well, I will talk to you dogs later and I'll keep you up to date.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!!!

Angel Zoom Smokey (aka Octopuppy)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel In Da Hood</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/343672</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 18:32:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hey all you other dogs, don't worry, I didn't actually travel to the 'hood.'  I haven't joined a gan ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey all you other dogs, don't worry, I didn't actually travel to the 'hood.'  I haven't joined a gang yet or anything.  All I have been doing is chillin' at home watching the telly.  I just added the title to capture my audience's attention.  (I am a drama queen, as Demon so eloquently stated.)  There is a whole world outside to explore!  I (sadly) seriously doubt I will be able to visit all the places in the world.  I really want to travel though.  I think it would be fun!  I want to go to England and meet the most important person there...Ali G!  I don't care about meeting the Queen Mother.  (After all, I 'am' a Princess anyway.)  I am not sure who these other characters are.  Has anyone even heard of Tony Blair or J.K. Rowling or Sir Michael Caine?  I know I haven't.  Ali G is the man of the people!  He should be voted in as Prime Minister!  That is just my opinion.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (AZS-It is a good thing my middle name doesn‘t begin with a S.)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>An Angel Amongst Demons</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/343145</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 16:20:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Sorry for not keeping you dogs up to date, but the last few days have been fairly uneventful.  I hav ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sorry for not keeping you dogs up to date, but the last few days have been fairly uneventful.  I have been reading a lot lately (because I am a genius).  So, that is pretty much all I have done lately.  I'll keep you up to date.

By the way, do you know my 'human' brother calls me floppy ears?  He has some kind of nerve!

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Perfect)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Mommy Returns</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/342335</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 22:14:50 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My mummy (or mommy) left me and Demon alone yesterday.  Who does she think she is?  She said she cou ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My mummy (or mommy) left me and Demon alone yesterday.  Who does she think she is?  She said she couldn't take us because stores don't let dogs in.  What's up with that?  I thought to myself, stores 'have' to let dogs in.  The humans would be helpless without us!  Then, Demon turned to me and told me that what mommy said was true.  Would Demon and mommy lie to me?  I was getting worried, I'll admit.  A world that isn't dog friendly isn't worth living in!  I laid down alone to ponder this while mommy was gone.  Why wouldn't dogs be allowed in stores when cats are!  Or are cats outcast as well!  What if 'no' animal is allowed in stores?  These thoughts echoed in my mind for the longest time.  When mommy returned, I realized that this would be the perfect moment to find out for sure.  She walked in the door and I jumped on her and began to sniff for other animals.  I smelled human and... human... and... human... and... 'no' animals!  It was true!  I felt like Charlton Heston at the end of 'The Planet of the Apes.'  Why would a society have so few animal stores and so many pet stores (examples of these 'pet' stores include: Meijer, Wal-Mart, Target, K-Mart, ect.)  I really don't understand who allowed these humans to take control and ruin it for all us animals.  I think some of my horse friends have some work to do, if you know what I mean?  Ha ha ha.

By the way, am I the only one who is 'super' excited to see the movie 'Underdog'? 

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (A dog of a thousand[ish] words)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Demon &amp; I Are Starting A Band!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/341885</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:31:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Move over you mop topped Beatles,  step aside you stoned Rolling Stones, a new band has formed!  I,  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Move over you mop topped Beatles,  step aside you stoned Rolling Stones, a new band has formed!  I, Angel Zoom Smokey, had a long talk with my roommate Demon Flash Bandit and we both decided to form a band.  Yes, in addition to running for President, I will be a musical performer as well.  'The Howling Huskies' is the name of our band.  We are trying to get our first gig now!  I have talked with Robbie Robertson and Neil Young amongst others about writing songs for 'The Dog Pack.'  I have not heard back from them yet.  We were thinking about naming our band 'Super Neat Outlandish Obedient Puppies Doing Outrageous Guitar Gigs' but that name was way too long.  So I looked at Demon and said, "Why don't we shorten the name ala BTO or ELO?"  Demon liked the idea and we shortened our band to "Snoop Dogg."  That artist name was, sadly, already taken.  I think this Snoop Dogg character is working with that awful Dan Brown.  (By the way, I did read Dan Brown's "Angels & Demons" book and it is a delight!  To bad he stole it from me in the future.  I am good.)  So, we are now 'The Howling Huskies.'  We have got to be better then that stupid band made up of birds, they can't even spell.  The Byrds?  What is that about?  Anyway, come in, take a load off and listen to us howl all day.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (A part of the puppy invasion)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Touched By An Angel: The Next Generation</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/341425</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:27:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/341425</guid>
		<description>I like to be outside and I like to play in the dirt.  It's sort of my thing...  Well, I happened to  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I like to be outside and I like to play in the dirt.  It's sort of my thing...  Well, I happened to see a stupid bug crawling around on the ground like it owned the place.  What are these bug's problems?  Who do they think they are?  First of all, bugs freak me out.  They don't look like dogs or even like those strange humans.  Bugs have like two horns, one hundred legs and a billion eyes.  Bugs are creepy!  I hate birds, but at least they don't creep me out.  Why do bugs have to live?  So...as a service to all dogs and cats, I decided to take matters into my paws.  I began to pounce on all bugs I saw in the driveway.  Hold your applause, I'm just doing what any other red blooded American dog would do.  I hope my new mission to do away with all bugs is something that all dogs will admire.  I hope bugs will enjoy 'the touch' of Angel.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Doggie pioneer)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Kingdom of Heaven My Arse!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/340566</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:19:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I was watching a film entitled &quot;Kingdom of Heaven&quot; yesterday.  All I can say is, I am not a fan.  My ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I was watching a film entitled "Kingdom of Heaven" yesterday.  All I can say is, I am not a fan.  My brother and my mommy love this film, but it is blatantly misleading.  I know that when I think of a "Kingdom of Heaven", I think of Alaska.  What is the "Kingdom of Heaven" in this film?  Israel, that's right doggies, Israel!  One of the hottest places on the Earth!  How is that Heavenly?  Isn't Heaven suppose to be cold and the hot place is suppose to be h-e-double hockey sticks.  Why would England even try to take that place over?  Is there snow cones there?  I think not.   Clearly, this film screwed up royally.  I should know, I am an 'Angel.'  They should have asked me!

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Film expert)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dirty Dancing</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/340498</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 21:32:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Playing in the dirt and/or mud is so much fun.  I have no idea why humans don't do it.  It's actuall ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Playing in the dirt and/or mud is so much fun.  I have no idea why humans don't do it.  It's actually quite fun!  I am sure I am not the only dog that has gotten her (or in males cases, his) paws dirty.  It feels so warm and natural.  What I don't understand is why humans don't like it when I try to make them as dirty as I am (when I'm playing in the dirt, that is).  Humans act like if you jump up on them with 'dirty paws' and try to dance with them that it is a bad thing or something!  I honestly don't understand these humans, oh well.  I'll have more to say later.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dame dirty paws)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Humans: The Biggest Jokes Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/339971</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 16:06:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/339971</guid>
		<description>Humans never cease to amaze me.  How a life form so inept at everything can continue to function is  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Humans never cease to amaze me.  How a life form so inept at everything can continue to function is beyond me.  Humans, I must admit, do amuse me.  I am not sure what these 'humans' purpose is (especially mimes), but my guess is that they were put on this Earth to provide us dogs with entertainment.  Life has a funny way of twisting fate though, making the human 'pets' the dominant forms of life and the superior dog  'masters' their loyal companions.  Well, I think it's time to set things right!  Humans are great and all, but they need to be put in there place!  I say we...

"What is it Jeff?"..."No, no, I am not writing anything about enslaving humans, you're crazy, you crazy kid you."..."What do you mean you heard me...oh that, I was just reading something from another dog, I swear."..."Okay Jeff, you go on and do something boring, bye."

Jeez, that was close.  Well, I better go, I think Jeff is catching on.  I'll try to keep you up to date.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (The 'real' master of the universe)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Angel Zoom Smokey: Fan of Fans</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/339482</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:25:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I, Angel Zoom Smokey, love fans.  I love anything that makes me cooler.  It is sort of a thing us hu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I, Angel Zoom Smokey, love fans.  I love anything that makes me cooler.  It is sort of a thing us huskies have.  We like cold things.  Demon 'might' have mentioned it before.  There is nothing I love more then to curl up in front of a fan.  I just love the way the cold air hits my fur.  It feels divine.
I would have posted my 'love letter' to fans sooner but the power went out for a short time and I lost everything I had been writing.  If it isn't Jeff or Demon, it's nature.  Oh well, I guess things happen.
Well, take care all you other little doggies and remember-'In Dog We Trust.'  I 'think' that is what the humans say...

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!  (Join my group!)

Angel Zoom Smokey (Not a member of The Village People since 2007)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Computer Hog 2: Electric Boogaloo</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/338810</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 14:48:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/338810</guid>
		<description>As Demon no doubt covered in 'his' diary, the Fster is creeping me and Demon out.  He is always watc ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As Demon no doubt covered in 'his' diary, the Fster is creeping me and Demon out.  He is always watching this show called Mystery Science Theater 3000 and it showcases really bad movies.  What is the Fster thinking?  I am going to try and make sure that kid isn't on something.  I'll nose around his room and see what I find (hopefully some candy).
You know, I was just thinking that most movies could be improved with an all dog cast.  Just picture the film 300 with dogs in the lead role.  (Of course, the ending would have to be changed and history altered to make the dogs win at the end).
Demon (not the Fster) was hogging the computer yesterday.  He acts like just because I am a puppy, that I have nothing important to say.  I am running for President, I guess some doggies don't want competition!  Well...hopefully I'll keep you up to date tomorrow and the almighty computer hogs of the family will let me on.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Doggie critic part II)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Brother: The Computer Hog</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/337833</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:05:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/337833</guid>
		<description>Sorry guys and dolls for not having a diary entry yesterday, but my stupid brother Jeff was on the c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sorry guys and dolls for not having a diary entry yesterday, but my stupid brother Jeff was on the computer all day and wouldn't let me on!  Can you believe that.  He has a lot of nerve.  I tried to explain how much more important my life was then his, but he refused to listen.  I don't understand that kid at all.
To add insult to injury, my family keeps calling me a little pig because I eat a lot.  They claim it's just good natured joking, but I am not amused!  I like to eat a lot, sue me.  Humans eat a lot as well.  My human caretakers are always stuffing their faces, what gives them the right to call me a pig.  Plus, as the title states, Jeff is always on the computer.  That makes him a computer hog.  A hog is the same as a pig.  So...using deductive reasoning...I have come to the conclusion that Jeff is the real 'pig' in the family.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President! (Join my group now!)

Angel Zoom Smokey (Doggie online)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Vets, Can't Live With Them...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/337026</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 19:55:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My day started off with a visit to the vet.  Let me tell you something, I have had better days.  The ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My day started off with a visit to the vet.  Let me tell you something, I have had better days.  The first thing that the vet's office did was to weigh me.  I weigh more now, I'm up to 25 Ibs. (I'm a growing girl...)  Don't worry, I am already looking into the Atkins and South Beach diets to help keep my figure in shape.  The trip would have been okay if it wasn't for that darn vet.  The 'evil' vet had the audacity to call all sled dogs stupid!  What does she know?  Vets are dumb.  They get their sick little jollies out of poking dogs and other defenseless animals with needles.  The vet is like something out of a Lovecraft novel.  Evil, just evil.  The vet scares me...  All I have to say is that the vet is lucky I didn't use my Doggie mob ties.  I know Jimmy 'The Nose', Sonny 'The Honey' and Vick 'The Tick' and they are all close personal friends of mine.  Ha ha ha.  The vet might just wake up with a birds head in her bed. 
BREAKING NEWS:  (I 'officially' hate birds now).  Demon told me all about them.  I had no idea that birds are responsible for the snow disappearing in the summer.  Where is Al Gore when you need him?  I can't wait to find out more about those sinister birds!

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Friend to everyone...except vets...and birds...and bugs...and, well, a lot more).]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Silly Humans, Toys Are For Dogs!</title>
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				<pubdate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:02:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Humans and dogs share a great deal in common.  Small human puppies and doggie puppies 'both' love to ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Humans and dogs share a great deal in common.  Small human puppies and doggie puppies 'both' love toys.  The only problem is that toy companies only market toys for human kids.  Dogs don't care about Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, Transformers or Superman.  Why would I want to reenact a 'silly' human movie that could never happen?  Toy companies should make toys based on Underdog and Hong Kong Phooey...'real' superheroes!  Well, I did some research on the world wide web and found out a figure of Hong Kong Phooey 'was' made!  I am going to make my mommy or brother buy it for me!  Ha ha ha.  I am only waiting for an Underdog figure to come out!  That would make my day!

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Superdog in training)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>No News Is Good News-But Boring...</title>
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				<pubdate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:59:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>This is Angel Zoom Smokey and I am bored out of my mind.  I have toys and I could play with Demon, b ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This is Angel Zoom Smokey and I am bored out of my mind.  I have toys and I could play with Demon, but I am not in the mood.  Oh well, I guess sometimes a dog gets bored.  I don't see how humans stand it.  They have the most boring lives I have ever seen!  They get up...and work!  That is what they do for fun...how sad is that?  I'm a working dog and I don't think I would 'want' to work.  I guess this only proves how much smarter dogs are to humans.  Well, I'll have more tomorrow.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (A bored puppy)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Toys Just Want To Have Fun</title>
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				<pubdate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:46:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I am 'officially' mad today.  I 'try' to do good things, but I still get fussed at!  Let me explain, ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am 'officially' mad today.  I 'try' to do good things, but I still get fussed at!  Let me explain, mommy has a stuffed toy from the film Shrek the Third.  The toy is interesting, I'll admit.  It is soft and small and fits right in my mouth.  The toy, however, is mom's and I know that.  So imagine the difficult position I was put in when the toy told me that it was hot and wanted to cool off.  (Would I lie?)  What would you have done?  I couldn't help but feel sorry for the poor toy and I proceeded to help the toy.  The  toy needed to take a swim to cool off.  I put the toy in the water dish because it is shallow and the toy wouldn't drown in there.  (See, I think about such things).  I didn't tear it apart!  (Although the thought did cross my mind).  Still...my real and adopted mom 'both' got on to me!  When can a dog catch a break?  This is just like the time I 'borrowed' Jeff's cell phone.  Like he needs a phone, he has no friends.  I on the other hand, am loaded with friends.  (I'm very social).  Still...I get yelled at.  Some days, it's just not easy being a dog...
On a personal note, I have to agree with Demon's position on birds.  I am not a huge fan of birds either.  Birds are stupid, plain and simple.  There is a reason people call other living things 'bird brains.'  It isn't meant as a compliment, I can tell you that much.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Dog of the people)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A Girl Needs Her Beauty Sleep!</title>
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				<pubdate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:46:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Rise and shine I guess.  I just got up from a much needed nap to write my diary entry for today.  I  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Rise and shine I guess.  I just got up from a much needed nap to write my diary entry for today.  I sleep quite a bit.  I need to.  It’s not easy looking as good as I do!  In order to look my best, I need my beauty sleep.  The only problem is that Demon teases me about it.  He has the nerve to call me 'Sleeping Beauty.'  At least he realizes that I am beautiful, so I can't get too mad at him.  Still, he doesn’t have to be such a jerk about it.  I told Demon with that kind of attitude, he would never be my Prince Charming.  He didn't even seem to care!  I explained to Demon that it takes a lot of energy to write these journal entries.  He says that it easy for him to write journal entries and that it doesn't take any of 'his' energy.  Like I care.
Demon actually sleeps a lot as well, maybe not as much as me, but still quite a bit.  I don’t tease him for  sleeping.  He gets tired like you and me.  Demon doesn't seem to think that I deserve to be tired.  Demon actually hurts my feelings sometimes with all his insults.  Have you seen his diary?  I never insult him about sleeping.  I’m good about that.  All I do is wake him up, I never make fun of him for dozing.  Well, I have been typing for a solid minute or two so it's probably time to catch up on my sleep.  Zzzzzzzz!

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (A real hush puppy)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dan Brown-Time Traveling Thief</title>
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				<pubdate>Mon, 9 Jul 2007 17:08:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I spend a lot of my free time day dreaming and thinking.  Well, free time can lead to great ideas.   ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I spend a lot of my free time day dreaming and thinking.  Well, free time can lead to great ideas.  Case in point, I was thinking about working on a book with Demon's help.  A book for dogs written from the point of view of both male and female dogs.  Well, imagine my disappointment when I went to copyright the name of my book and I found out it was already taken.  Apparently this jerk named Dan Brown took the title 'Angels and Demons' years before I did!  Some of the dogs here on Dogster are undoubtedly thinking, "but Angel, you're not even a year old, how could Dan Brown knowingly steal from you?".  The answer is clear, that jerk owns a time machine.  Time travel 'is' the most sensible explanation, I don't care what you other dogs say.  Seriously, anyone who has ever taken the time to read it knows that it is about me and Demon.  (I think...I probably 'should' read it myself to make sure, but I'll do that later).  I am so mad that he went into the future to spy on me and use elements of my life to fill his stupid book.
To add insult to injury, he made a sequel to that book entitled 'The Da Vinci Code.'  (Yeah...I never heard of it either).  The fact is, he is making a lot of money off of my 'future' adventures!  Dan Brown should have to pay me for the damages he has caused.  I am now dedicated to showing the world what a fake Dan Brown is!  Stay tuned for more information about this man...if that is who he truly is!  Some of you other dogs might be thinking that I am paranoid.  I am not paranoid.  Would a paranoid dog’s favorite movie be JFK?  I think not…

Vote for me for President!  (Join my group now!)

Angel Zoom Smokey (Good girl model)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Doggie Science Fiction</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/334246</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 8 Jul 2007 10:24:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I have studied human behavior at great lengths now and I still don't quite understand humans.  Human ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have studied human behavior at great lengths now and I still don't quite understand humans.  Humans seem to congregate around something often referred to as 'the idiot box' (aptly named for the most intelligent member of their species).  My mom watches shows and movies that pass my approval, programs that tend to include dogs as characters at some point or another.  My brother Jeff (my favorite case study) on the other paw, actually watches science fiction shows and movies.  Am I not alone in thinking that these shows are pointless?  Where are the dogs in this 'perfect' future?  Seriously folks, name one 'sci-fi' show that has included a dog as a main character.  The only one I have noticed is a Beagle named Porthos in Star Trek: Enterprise (I told you dogs he was a geek...).  This is an outrage!  If humans had any brains, they would make a sci-fi show about dogs starring dogs.  I am going to sit down, wag my tail and then write the best science fiction show ever!  Demon Flash Bandit could co-star with me as Flash 'Bandit' Gordon.  It would be the perfect role for him!  I, being a girl, would have to play the hot chick that attracts the male demographic to watch.  See, I know how Hollywood works.

Vote Angel Zoom Smokey for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Hot sci-fi 'chick')]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Lucky Day During the Dog Days of Summer</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/333880</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 7 Jul 2007 11:08:13 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Today, as many of you dogs know is July 7th or 7/7/07.  Talk about lucky numbers!  So what do you do ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Today, as many of you dogs know is July 7th or 7/7/07.  Talk about lucky numbers!  So what do you do when you're feeling lucky?  You hit the casino!  The only problem is that dogs are not allowed in.  I have thought long and hard about this many times before wisdom finally dawned upon me.  You are only banned from places if the owners or employees 'think' that you are a dog.  Many of you dogs are probably asking yourself, how do I act like a human?  I will tell you.
First thing you need to know is to not worry about your nose.  That is the first thing many of you doggie thespians worry about.  Don't sweat it, some humans have big noses.  I don't mean to point my paw at anyone, but my brother Jeff has a nose bigger than mine!  (Okay...maybe not bigger, but close).  To quote Ocean's Thirteen 'the nose plays.'
The next step in acting like a human is wearing clothes.  I know most of you dogs are thinking to yourselves 'but my owners don't always wear clothes!'  This is true, but keep this in mind, 'most' owners who leave their house wear clothes.  To them, clothes are like fur.  That is right dogs, finally a reason to allow your owners to dress you up in those silly outfits!  You may feel stupid, but it is well worth the humility for the reward!
Another thing you should try to master is the ability to walk upright.  Try to walk on your hind legs.  It is not easy to stay like that.  (That is the one talent humans have that is really fascinating to me).  When no one is looking, you can return to your four paw position...just be careful!  You don't want to blow your cover, do you?
Basically, once you do that, you can pass for any human.  Just make sure you have a blank look on your face.  Make sure any and all conversations involve phrases such as "blah blah blah."  If you want to be long winded,  a good sentence to use is  "blah blah blah blah blah...blah blah...blah blah blah."  Humans never seem to have anything important to talk about.  That is why I, Angel Zoom Smokey, decided to run for President!

Angel Zoom Smokey (Professional lucky dog)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Exclusive Film Rights</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/333517</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 6 Jul 2007 13:54:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I was sitting around the house watching Due South (the best show ever) when I started thinking that  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I was sitting around the house watching Due South (the best show ever) when I started thinking that Hollywood should create a show or movie about me, Angel Zoom Smokey.  I have a certain flair for the theatrics, starring in a show or movie should be no problem for a pup such as myself.  My only requirement is that I 'star' in the production.  Huskies are present in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider and this summer's Transformers, but these dogs have a small cameo.  I want to take center stage!  I told my brother Jeff (the Fster) about my idea and he said it sounded great.  Then the Fster went one step too far, he asked if he could write the screenplay.  Jeff write a screenplay?  I don't think so.  How can the Fster possibly understand the pain and oppression that dogs have to deal with everyday?  Dogs can't go into restaurants, dogs can't be allowed into movie theaters even if they buy a ticket for Underdog and really want to see it!  'Sigh'  Anyway, what makes Jeff think he is qualified anyway?  Has he written a screenplay yet?  I think not.  I was going to write the film/show myself until I realized how much work it takes to write.  Honestly, I don't see how people can stand it.  I guess that is why they get paid good money to sit around and write for hours straight.  I have thought of a writer who has a name big enough for me to consider.  I will only allow David DiGilio (screenwriter of Eight Below) to write the screenplay based on my life.  As far as directors go, I am more open minded.  Frank Marshall (Eight Below), Steven Spielberg (Indiana Jones), Brian Levant (Snow Dogs), Peter Jackson (The Lord of the Rings), Sam Raimi (Spider-Man) or Bryan Singer (Superman Returns) are all in the running.  My only worry about these men is that they might be a little too famous for my taste.  I don't want some big shot director barking orders at me!  I do the barking on set!  I wouldn't mind starring in a variety hour, that might be something cool to do, and I like cool things.  Well, I better get on the phone to my agent.  Yeah, that's right, I have an agent.  Are you other dogs jealous?  Don't be, my agent is the Fster...

Angel Zoom Smokey (Movie star?)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Enemy Mime</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/333002</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 5 Jul 2007 13:58:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I love most things.  That being said, a mime isn't a 'thing'.  A mime is a silly person who dresses  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I love most things.  That being said, a mime isn't a 'thing'.  A mime is a silly person who dresses up to creep little kids and dogs out.  What kind of kid dreams of being a mime anyway?  That is just wrong.  (Sorry to all you dog owners who moonlight as mimes, but you are evil (in your makeup that is).  Mimes are evil.  I may not have mentioned this before, but I hate mimes, simple as that...there is really no more depth to it then that.  My favorite movie at the moment is Tootsie because Dustin Hoffman pushes a mime on the ground.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, delightful.  Clowns are kind of like mimes as well, except they will talk to you and pet you and they never act like some stupid invisible wall is preventing them from rubbing between your ears!  That is the only reason clowns are okay in my book.
In case you have not heard, I am running for President.  I have a group set up called Angel Zoom Smokey for President!  Anyone can and should join.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Official mime hater to the stars)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>President Angel Zoom Smokey?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/332471</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 4 Jul 2007 12:19:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>On most days, laying down and chewing on a rawhide is about as close to heaven as you can get.  Not  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ On most days, laying down and chewing on a rawhide is about as close to heaven as you can get.  Not this morning...This morning was different.  The day started off promisingly enough.  I was running around the house doing my morning routine when I decided to write my journal entry on Dogster.  I got on Dogster and looked at Demon's diary entry for the day and my face turned red.  That is to say, I think my face turned red, who can tell under all of this fur?  Can you believe that he decided to run for President and he didn't even run it past me?  I noticed that Demon was strutting around the house today like he owned the place.  His tail was wagging too.  Now I know why he was acting like such a big shot, he thinks he is going to become President!  The sad part is, he has a good chance...that is, till I announce my candidacy.  So, without further delay, I, Angel Zoom Smokey, am 'officially' announcing my candidacy as President of the United States of America!  Calm down all you other dogs, I know, this seems like too much.  Hillary Rodham Clinton, John McCain, Barack Obama, Rudolph Giuliani, John Edwards, Mitt Romney, Bill Richardson and now Demon Flash Bandit are running for President.  They better hire good speech writers, because Angel Zoom Smokey is now running for President, and I'm not stepping aside for anyone.

Angel Zoom Smokey (Presidential candidate)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Diary, My Name!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/331800</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 3 Jul 2007 02:00:58 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My brother Jeff, or as Demon and I like to call him, the Fster (it is easier to say and it is an acc ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My brother Jeff, or as Demon and I like to call him, the Fster (it is easier to say and it is an accurate reflection on Jeff's grades in school) wanted  to choose the name that goes on my diary.  If I want his opinion, I'll ask for it.  He wanted to grace 'my' journal with the title 'The Young Angel Zoom Smokey Chronicles", his sly little reference to "The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles."  Like I wouldn't catch on!    He already helped pick out this awful name.  I asked him not long ago why he picked Zoom as a middle name, he just stared at me like he couldn't understand what I asked him.  Humans (especially Jeff) can be so stupid at times.  I will have to investigate why he chose Zoom as a middle name...I suspect it has something to do with him being a dork.  I'm scared, I really am!  I wonder about that kid sometimes.  I walked in on him one day and my four paws frooze in fear...he was looking at a comic book.  I would have laughed, but keep this is mind, he is one of the people that helps take care of me.  You understand my fear now, don't you?  He is 22 years old and he still looks at comic books, and he wonders why he can't get a girlfriend.  I wouldn't date him.  His only redeeming quality is his gift for comedy.  He can make any dog laugh and laugh and laugh (the sad part is, I don't think he always means to).  Still...regardless of the intent, the results are humorous to say the least.  If only he could be funny to other humans...he still seems to have trouble with that one.  Well, enough about my stupid brother, you dogs want to hear about me, Angel Zoom Smokey!  Well, at the moment, I got nothing.  Stay tuned though...I have something to say about everyone and everything.

Angel Zoom Smokey (The real deal)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cut and Paste</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/575096/diary/Tails_of_a_good_girl/331681</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 2 Jul 2007 19:14:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Angel Zoom Smokey ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Boy, oh boy do I hate boys somedays...
Let me start off by explaining a few things to all the peopl ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Boy, oh boy do I hate boys somedays...
Let me start off by explaining a few things to all the people reading this, Demon Flash Bandit lives under the same roof as me.  He has been on Dogster for a year (or more) now.  I thought that Dogster was really cool.  Sort of like MySpace for all us dogs.  I was so happy when my brother Jeff set up my account.  Finally, I, the great Angel Zoom Smokey could talk to other 'hot dogs' through this wonderful thing called the Internet.  My first 'task' on Dogster was going to be writing my journal entry...well, easier said than done.  I got up early in the morning to start my journal and then Demon got mad at me.  That's right, Demon Flash Bandit got mad at me!  How could he!  I asked him what his problem was and all I got out of him was a stupid answer.  Apparently, Demon didn't think it was okay to copy 'his' journal entries.  The nerve of him!  We live in the same house, I should be able to cheat off of him!  I told him my side of the story and he didn't even seem to care.  Can you believe that?  Doesn't he know I am a puppy, I don't know any better.  Well, anyway, I guess any and all future diary entries are going to be written by me, the Nipster.

Peace out,
Angel Zoom Smokey (Aspiring author)]]></content:encoded>
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