http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar Dogster diary for the dog Sugar 1997-2012 en Copyright 2013 by Sugar 1997-2012 & Dogster Mon, 20 May 2013 01:03:29 PDT Dogster Pet-o-matic Gennie - http://www.dogster.com 360 http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/825134 Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:27:49 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/825134 Today marks exactly one year since I went to the bridge. Mom can hardly believe it's been a year and ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/787258 Tue, 3 Jul 2012 19:24:34 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/787258 The Day You Came Into My Life The day you came into my life, it was late winter of ‘98. You w ... The Day You Came Into My Life The day you came into my life, it was late winter of ‘98. You were meant to be with me I know for sure it was fate. I wanted a pup and to save a life So off to the shelter I went. There were many to choose from that day But I believe that you were Heaven sent. There were big dogs, small dogs, And many in between. All waiting to find a furever home. All making sure that they were seen. Sad eyes that looked up at me, Tails that moved from side to side. Hoping this would be the day That they would go for a car ride. When I spotted you behind the fence, You had matted and tangled fur. No question that you were the one Of this I was 100% sure. I could not take you home that day Three days was how long I had to wait. When I returned to adopt you - I thought I was too late. Another man was there as well He wanted you for his mother’s pet. This couldn’t be happening I suddenly felt very sad and upset. Just when I thought I couldn’t have you The man told me I could be the one If I promised to give you a good home And of course love you a ton. To this I wholeheartedly agreed It was surely meant to be! You left the shelter that winter morning Becoming a part of our family. Sugar, all of those years You gave us so much love Fate stepped in to bring you to us You were sent from Heaven above. You left us not so long ago Your body was tired and frail I long to kiss your fluffy face And smile at your wagging tail. Adopting a pet is wonderful It’s the best thing you can do You’ll be saving a life, and Finding the right dog just for you. Please love and help a dog To find a better way.... Your own life will be much richer And you’ll look forward to each new day. ♄ *Dedicated to our wonderful dog, Sugar. We lost you on April 29th, 2012 at age 15. Thank you for enriching our lives for 14 wonderful years!]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/782226 Tue, 29 May 2012 12:58:31 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/782226 It's been exactly a month since I went to the bridge. As much as I miss my family - I am happy here. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/779435 Thu, 10 May 2012 10:15:51 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/779435 Beyond The Rainbow As much as I loved the life we had and all the times we played, I was so ve ... Beyond The Rainbow As much as I loved the life we had and all the times we played, I was so very tired and knew my time on earth would fade. I saw a wondrous image then of a place that's trouble-free Where all of us can meet again to spend eternity. I saw the most beautiful Rainbow, and on the other side Were meadows rich and beautiful -- lush and green and wide! And running through the meadows as far as the eye could see Were animals of every sort as healthy as could be! My own tired, failing body was fresh and healed and new And I wanted to go run with them, but I had something left to do. I needed to reach out to you, to tell you I'm alright That this place is truly wonderful, then a bright Glow pierced the night. 'Twas the Glow of many Candles shining bright and strong and bold And I knew then that it held your love in its brilliant shades of gold. For although we may not be together in the way we used to be, We are still connected by a cord no eye can see. So whenever you need to find me, we're never far apart If you look beyond the Rainbow and listen with your heart. ~cg - 1995]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/778243 Wed, 2 May 2012 10:46:47 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/778243 Fly Angel Fly What a joy it was to have you to hold you laugh and play You gave me such a smile ... Fly Angel Fly What a joy it was to have you to hold you laugh and play You gave me such a smile upon my face each day Your soft and furry head I nuzzled kissed and pet For everything you gave to me enough I could not get Remember now as you fly to the heavens gates above I send you off with packages Tied with all my love Each day you’re gone I’ll miss you so much I cannot wait to see you again your furry head I’ll touch Remember my sweet fur angel your love was not for naught I’ll hold it in my heart each day Oh how much to me you taught You’ll live now with no pain and every day you’ll play In my heart you’ll always stay till it’s my time to fly away In heaven we will be together playing again each day We’ll live in peace and happiness this is my promise sweet fur angel Go now, fly away, let your heart be full.]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/778065 Tue, 1 May 2012 11:16:45 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/778065 I’m Still Here Friend, please don't mourn for me, I'm still here, though you don't see. ... I’m Still Here Friend, please don't mourn for me, I'm still here, though you don't see. I'm right by your side each night and day, And within your heart I long to stay. My body is gone but I'm always near, I'm everything you feel, see or hear. My spirit is free, but I'll never depart, As long as you keep me alive in your heart. I'll never wander out of your sight. I'm the brightest star on a summer night. I'll never be beyond your reach. I'm the warm moist sand when you're at the beach. I'm the colorful leaves when fall comes around, And the pure white snow that blankets the ground. I'm the beautiful flowers of which you're so fond, The clear cool water in a quiet pond. I'm the first bright blossom you'll see in the spring, The first warm raindrop that April will bring. I'm the first ray of light when the sun starts to shine, And you'll see that the face in the moon is mine. When you start thinking there's no one to love you, You can talk to me through the Lord above you. I'll whisper my answer through the leaves on the trees, And you'll feel my presence in the soft summer breeze. I'm the hot salty tears that flow when you weep, And the beautiful dreams that come while you sleep. I'm the smile you see on a baby's face. Just look for me, friend, I'm everyplace! Author Unknown~]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/777837 Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:29:46 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/777837 When I am gone, release me, let me go I have so many things to see and do You mustn’t tie yourse ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/719091 Sun, 17 Apr 2011 19:12:07 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/719091 The Day You Came Into My Life The day you came into my life, it was late winter of ‘98. You w ... The Day You Came Into My Life The day you came into my life, it was late winter of ‘98. You were meant to be with me I know for sure it was fate. I wanted a pup and to save a life So off to the shelter I went. There were many to choose from that day But I believe that you were Heaven sent. There were big dogs, small dogs, And many in between. All waiting to find a furever home. All making sure that they were seen. Sad eyes that looked up at me, Tails that moved from side to side. Hoping this would be the day That they would go for a car ride. When I spotted you behind the fence, You had matted and tangled fur. No question that you were the one Of this I was 100% sure. I could not take you home that day Three days was how long I had to wait. When I returned to adopt you - I thought I was too late. Another man was there as well He wanted you for his mother’s pet. This couldn’t be happening I suddenly felt very sad and upset. Just when I thought I couldn’t have you The man told me I could be the one If I promised to give you a good home And of course love you a ton. To this I wholeheartedly agreed It was surely meant to be! You left the shelter that winter morning Becoming a part of our family. Sugar, all of these years You’ve given us so much love Fate stepped in to bring you to us You were sent from Heaven above. Adopting a pet is wonderful It’s the best thing you can do You’ll be saving a life, and Finding the right dog just for you. Please love and help a dog To find a better way.... Your own life will be much richer And you’ll look forward to each new day. ♥]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/579918 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:26:11 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/579918 I want to share the story of how I came to my wonderful home. Once upon a time, almost 11 years ago ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/536275 Mon, 8 Dec 2008 14:18:49 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/536275 'Tis the night before Christmas and all through the town, Every shelter is full. We are lost but n ... 'Tis the night before Christmas and all through the town, Every shelter is full. We are lost but not found. Our numbers are hung on our kennels so bare, We hope every minute that someone will care. They'll come to adopt us and give us the call, "Come here, Max and Sparkie ~ come fetch your new ball!" But now we just sit here and think of the days..... We were treated so fondly ~ we had baby ways. Once we were little, then we grew and we grew ~ Now we're no longer young, and we're no longer new. So out the back door we were thrown like trash, They reacted so quickly ~ why were they so rash? We "jump on the children," "don't come when they call", We "bark when they leave us," "climb over the wall." We should have been neutered, we should have been spayed, Wow we suffer the consequence of the error they made. If only they'd trained us, if only we knew... We'd have done what they asked us and worshipped them, too. We were left in back yard, or worse ~ left to roam... Now we're tired and lonely and out of a home. They dropped us off here and they kissed us good-by.... "Maybe someone else will give you a try." So now here we are, all confused and alone.... In a shelter with others who long for a home. The kind workers come through with a meal and a pat, With so many to care for, they can't stay to chat. They move to the next kennel, giving each of us cheer.... We know that they wonder how long we'll be here. We lay down to sleep and sweet dreams fill our heads.... Of a home filled with love and our own cozy beds. Then we wake to see sad eyes, brimming with tears ~ Our friends filled with emptiness, worry and fear. If you can't adopt us and there's no room at your inn ~ Could you help with the bills and fill our food bin? We count on your kindness each day of the year ~ Can you give more than hope to everyone here?]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/522489 Sat, 1 Nov 2008 23:17:58 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/522489 Lately, it's been cooler here in Southern California. In fact, for the last couple of days... it's b ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/508667 Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:36:17 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/508667 Here is a poem I wrote to express how I feel about our warm temps now that it's fall, and almost Oct ... It's fall you say? Well, I wouldn't know The temp is 90 and the wind won't blow It's as still as a mouse and hot as can be Yet it's almost October it's autumn you see The leaves should be changing the nights should be cold It's the time to snuggle in blankets or so I'm told I'm mopey, I'm hot I need the A/C I can't stay out long while in the yard to pee So please Mother Nature give me a break Give me cooler temps for dogness sake!]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/455918 Sat, 3 May 2008 15:19:32 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/455918 Hi! I want to share the story of how I came to my wonderful home. Once upon a time, 10 years ago to ... a loving home with a loving family. That is what we all deserve! I hope I am fortunate enough to live another 10 years with my family. I know if I died tomorrow, I'd be happy. I'd be thankful for the many happy years I have had with them! If you want a faithful and loving pet, please consider adopting from a shelter/pound/rescue foundation today! You'll never regret it. XO Sugar~]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/446847 Tue, 8 Apr 2008 22:29:40 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/446847 I was quite tickled when I learned that my page was mentioned in the latest Dogster newsletter. Yes, ... Sugar, Lhaso Apso/Yorkie 3. Zoe Kennedy, Shetland Sheepdog 4. Jack Warfel, Treeing Walker Coonhound 5. Bambi, Chihuahua Thanks you for noticing my page, HQ! It was fun being recognized. And thanks to the pals that noticed and sent pmails and pretties for my page. =) In honor of spring, here is a fun poem... Spring Karla Kuskin I'm shouting I'm singing I'm swinging through trees I'm winging sky-high With the buzzing black bees. I'm the sun I'm the moon I'm the dew on the rose. I'm a rabbit Whose habit Is twitching his nose. I'm lively I'm lovely I'm kicking my heels. I'm crying "Come dance" To the freshwater eels. I'm racing through meadows Without any coat I'm a gamboling lamb I'm a light leaping goat I'm a bud I'm a bloom I'm a dove on the wing. I'm running on rofftops And welcoming spring! XO Sugar~]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/400342 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:16:16 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/400342 Holiday Etiquette for Dogs 1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may ... Holiday Etiquette for Dogs 1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans. 2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours. 3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers. 4. They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you need to know: - - don't pee on the tree - - don't drink water in the container that holds the tree - - mind your tail when you are near the tree - - if there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open - - don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree 5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on your part: - - not all strangers appreciate kisses and leans - - don't eat off the buffet table - - beg for goodies subtly - - be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa - - don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach. 6. Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important: - -observe all the rules in #4 for trees that may be in other people's houses. - - respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house - - tolerate children - - turn on your charm big time. 7. A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. DON'T BITE HIM!! ]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/346182 Fri, 3 Aug 2007 02:58:22 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/346182 10 Reasons Your Dogs hair cut costs more than yours 10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean ... 10 Reasons Your Dogs hair cut costs more than yours 10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end. 9. You don't go for 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair. 8. Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim. 7. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears. 6. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean boogies from your eyes. 5. You sit still for your hairdresser. 4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure. 3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head. 2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser. (I hope not anyway). And the Number 1 reason your dog's haircut costs more than yours.... 1. The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is extremely slim.]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/334958 Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:33:00 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/334958 DOG HAIKUS I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I sound ... DOG HAIKUS I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I sound the alarm! Paperboy - come to kill us all - Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg and Anoint each bush. Hello, Spot - Sniff this and weep. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You will ever be. Today I sniffed many Doggie derrieres - and I celebrate By kissing your face. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I Have made a puddle. Behold my choke chain - Look, world, they strangle me! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot -no greater bliss - Well, maybe catching rats. . . Dig under fence-why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near their Feet, expelling much gas. How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you so much.]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/312057 Wed, 23 May 2007 00:06:17 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/312057 Hey pals! My pal Rusty tagged me and now I'm it. I get to choose 7 of my pals to tag. Here are th ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/289834 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:26:18 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/289834 Spring I love the spring. For every day There's something new That's come to stay. Another bu ... Spring I love the spring. For every day There's something new That's come to stay. Another bud Another bird Another blade The sun has stirred. *********************** What the Robin Told The wind told the grasses, And the grasses told the trees. The trees told the bushes, And the bushes told the bees. The bees told the robin, And the robin sang out clear: Wake up! Wake up! Spring is here! ]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/268915 Wed, 7 Feb 2007 18:57:26 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/268915 There are different ideas as to where or how the celebration of Valentine's Day began. The Rom ... There are different ideas as to where or how the celebration of Valentine's Day began. The Roman's celebrated a festival called Lupercalia on February 15. This festival was held to ward off the danger of wolves to their flocks and honored their God Lupercalia. This is one idea. The Christian Church had two Saints named Valentine and two other ideas center around them. The Roman Emperor, Claudius the II forbade young men to marry in 200 A.D. He believed single men made better soldiers, free of family concerns. A priest named Valentine disobeyed the Emperor and married couples in secret. The next Saint Valentine was a lover of children but, was imprisoned when he would not honor other gods. The children missed him and wrote messages of affection to him. They threw their notes through the bars of his cell. This may have been the beginning of exchanging messages. He was executed on February 14, 269 A.D. Pope Gelasius in 496 A.D. named February 14th, Valentine's Day, after him. The fourth idea concerning the celebration of Valentine's Day is based on the belief that birds or fowl pick their mates on February 14th. It was believed love birds in particular, chose this day to begin mating. The modern day celebration of Valentine's Day seems to have begun in France and England. On Valentines Eve young people would gather and pick names becoming a valentine to whose ever name they chose. Cupid, Doves, Love Birds, Roses, Hearts and Arrows are all symbols of the Valentine's Day Holiday. Cupid was the symbol for the Roman God of Love.]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/237994 Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:46:26 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/237994 This one was written for Labs, but I think ALL dog owners can identify: Catch the dog, she stole ... Catch the dog, she stole the presents! Fa la la la la la la la la. She thinks they're ducks or upland pheasants! Fa la la la la la la la la. Took them all while I was napping! Fa la la la la la la la la. Ripped the boxes and the wrapping! Fa la la la la la la la la. See her running right before us, Loves the chasing and the big fuss. Follow her, your steps don't measure Or we'll never get her treasure. Fa la la la la la la la la. Give it up, I think we're beaten. All the gifts are torn or eaten. Get the checkbook ready honey,  Cause this year we're giving money! Fa la la la la la la la la!]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/228916 Mon, 6 Nov 2006 02:08:18 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/228916 What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey. Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop ... What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey. Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!" "I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?" "Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954..." What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed! Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/218241 Tue, 10 Oct 2006 21:18:12 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/218241 Five Little Pumpkin Sitting On A Gate Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate, The first one said ... Five Little Pumpkin Sitting On A Gate Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate, The first one said, "Oh my, it's getting late." The second one said, "But we don't care." The third one said, "I see witches in the air." The fourth one said, "Let's run, and run, and run." The fifth one said, "Get ready for some fun." Then whoosh went the wind, and out went the lights, And five little pumpkins rolled out of sight! Spooks - by Sandra Liatsos There's a goblin at my window, A monster by my door. The pumpkin at my table Keeps on smiling more and more. There's a ghost who haunts my bedroom, A witch whose face is green. They used to be my family, Till they dressed for Halloween. Walk Into My Parlor - by Mary Howitt "Will you walk into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly; "Tis the prettiest little parlor that you ever did spy. The way into my parlor is up a winding stair, And I have many curious things to show when you are there." "Oh no, no!" said the little fly, "to ask me is in vain; For who goes up your winding stair can never come down again." Halloween - by Mary Jane Carr Witches flying past on broomsticks, Black cats leaping here and there, White-robed spooks on every corner, Mournful moaning in the air, Goblins peering out of windows, Spirit-things that rap and run- But don't be scared-it's just October, Having one last hour of fun! Haunted House - by Jack Prelutsky There's a house upon the hilltop We will not go inside For that is where the witches live, Where ghosts and goblins hide. Tonight they have their party, All the lights are burning bright, But oh we will not go inside The haunted house tonight. The demons there are whirling And the spirits swirl about. They sing their songs to Halloween. "Come join the fun," they shout. But we do not want to go there So we run with all our might And oh we will not go inside The haunted house tonight. The Scariest Thing - by Mairi Tereas Gallagher Some things are scary Others are not, Like ghosts and goblins, And things that rot Cats and dogs are not scary At all, All they do is play chase And catch a ball. But the scariest thing Creeps around at night, Looking for victims To scratch and bite. It hides its face It's too ugly to see, It rules all the monsters, Both tall and wee. Those who've seen his face, Their eyes burst and bleed, They beg for mercy "Spare us, spare us," they plead. But he's not a giver He takes what he finds, All sorts of people Both sightseers and blind. You've got the picture, That he is the king Of everything scary, Every little scary thing. So watch out at night 'cause if By him you're seen, He'll give you an evil grin And say... HAPPY HALLOWEEN! ]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/216936 Sat, 7 Oct 2006 23:58:56 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/216936 Mummy Jokes Q: Where do mummies go for a swim? A: To the dead sea Q: Why was the mummy ... Mummy Jokes Q: Where do mummies go for a swim? A: To the dead sea Q: Why was the mummy so tense? A: He was all wound up. Q: Why don't mummies take vacations? A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. Q: Why couldnt the mummy come outside? A: Because he was all wrapped up! Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music? A: Wrap!!!!! Q: Why don't mummies take vacations? A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ? A: Any old girl he can dig up ! Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years ? A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home ! Q: Where do mummies go if they want to swim ? A: The Dead Sea ! Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused ? A: Because their daddies were mummies ! ]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/205400 Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:43:56 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/205400 We Will Never Forget September 11, 2001 CAROL ANN SMITH, NEW BEDFORD The day was calm, the sky ... We Will Never Forget September 11, 2001 CAROL ANN SMITH, NEW BEDFORD The day was calm, the sky was blue, The sun was high up in the sky, Without a warning, without a clue, America now would start to cry. The shock and horror of that day, Will never leave our minds, We cling together as we pray, To leave all this behind. As Americans, we all know, That we can never forget, This terrible time of grief and woe, But still we have respect. Respect for our country, respect for our life, Will be so important today, We must remember through this strife, To bow our heads and pray. To pray for unity, to pray alone, To light our candles along the way To look up where the flames have flown, GOD BLESS THE USA! ------------------ America's Broken Heart LAUREN R. O'JEA, DARTMOUTH I sing the song of deep tragedy A song of loss, despair, betrayal I sing the song of September 11th The day America's heart was torn I sing the terror of realization I sing the panic of running to live I sing the song of an abandoned dream I sing of the shattered hope Of a widowed bride I sing the confusion and anger of an orphaned child I sing the sorrow of losing a lifelong friend To heartless terror I sing for the emptiness in our skyline -- -- I sing for our bruised apple I sing the chilling images that haunt our country I sing for the hope that we will recover And once again grow and live And sing. -------------------------------- September 11 © By Jessie E. Freeman Do you remember that summer day, When in the blink of an eye, The sky turned from blue to gray? What were you doing, Do you even remember? What were you doing on that day of September? Do you remember when they took away, The innocence on that horrible day? America was changed in so many ways, Today we remember the horrible day. Days of suffering, Days of sorrow, We couldn't bare the thought of tomorrow. People left their families to go to war, Do you think of those people? The families it tore? So I say, To you today, United we stand, We'll never fall, That's why we are, The greatest country of all! _____________________ 9-11 Tribute © By Keifer J. Pesola The flames are out, the debris is cleared... From that day that we all feared... To remember those who died that day... We showed our American pride in many ways... We hung out the flags and made donations... To show our pride for our nation... American slogans written on cars... Sympathy came from near and far... Volunteered our time to those we'd never met... Hoping to aid in the worry and fret... We lit candles with neighbors and friends... Showing our pride just wouldn't end... Red, White, and Blue was seen everywhere... Where have they gone, it just isn't fair... Is it that people just no longer care... Are they no longer saying those prayers... Are all of the flags stuck under the bed... Did they forget about all who are dead... American husbands, daughters, and sons are still fighting... So why are the candles no longer lighting... Flags went out of stock in every store... Now they're no longer hanging by each door... The war is not over, their still fighting for us... So few show the colors, is it too much too much of a fuss... So if you're one who has put your flag away... Remember our soldiers are still fighting each day... So take out the Red, White, and Blue and fly it high... For the soldiers at war that still may die... Our patriotism should have only just begun... Do not forget who they are and what they've done... September 11 will stay in our hearts forever, and so should our pride... AMERICANS RAISE THOSE FLAGS HIGH ]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/195346 Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:54:08 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/195346 A TRIP TO THE CINEMA A man goes into a cinema with his dog to watch a film. It's a romantic come ... A TRIP TO THE CINEMA A man goes into a cinema with his dog to watch a film. It's a romantic comedy and when there's a funny scene, the dog starts laughing. A little later on there's a sad part and suddenly the dog starts crying. This goes on throughout the entire film, laughing and crying at all the right places. A man sitting a few rows back has witnessed the entire thing and decides to follow the man out. In the foyer, he approaches the dog owner and says, "That's truly amazing!" "It certainly is" The dog owner replied, "He hated the book!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- THE FIRE DOG A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/190351 Mon, 7 Aug 2006 14:35:28 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/190351 Dog Rules... 1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, b ... Dog Rules... 1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. 4. The dog can get on the old furniture only. 5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed. 6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. 7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers. 8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only 9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night. 10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog. __________________________________________________ 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer! 10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s hard to type with paws) 9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question. 8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. 7. Carpal Paw Syndrome. 6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he`s browsing www.purina.com or the '50 ways to skin a cat' sites. 5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates. 4. Can`t help attacking the screen when he hears, 'you`ve got mail'. 3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits. 2. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 1. Can`t stick his head out of Windows XP.]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/184070 Mon, 24 Jul 2006 13:21:13 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/184070 Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees! Q: Why did the ... Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make both ends meet! Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower! Q: Why do dogs wag their tails? A: "Because no one else will do it for them!" Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot? A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw! Q: What is the dogs favorite city? A: New Yorkie! Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx! Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? A: "Well, doggone!" Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show! ___________________________________ The liquid on the INside of a fire hydrant is H2O The liquid on the OUTside of a fire hydrant is K9P SIGNS: ... at Vet's office: "Be Back in 5 Minutes. SIT!, STAY!" .... on fence "Salesmen Welcome ... Dog food is expensive" __________________________________ Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window! -- Steve Bluestone My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say, "Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language." - Morey Amsterdam Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. --Lewis Grizzard The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!" --Dave Starr He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas. --Ben Franklin If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. --Mark Twain Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. --Josh Billings When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later. --Erma Bombeck I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes. --Monica Piper A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. --Josh Billings Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails. The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. --Margot Kaufman, American writer My little dog -- a heartbeat at my feet. --Edith Wharton. If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky. --Old Proverb A dog is like an eternal Peter Pan, a child who never grows old and who therefore is always available to love and be loved. --Aaron Katcher, American Educator and Psychiatrist Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. --Corey Ford, American writer They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell. --Emily Dickenson Faithful: With eye upraised his master’s look to scan, The joy, the solace, and the aid of man: The rich man’s guardian and the poor man’s friend, The only creature faithful to the end. --George Crabbe. ]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/176302 Fri, 7 Jul 2006 20:25:21 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/176302 Do I Go Home Today? My family brought me home cradled in their arms. They cuddled me and smi ... Do I Go Home Today? My family brought me home cradled in their arms. They cuddled me and smiled at me, and said I was full of charm. They played with me and laughed with me, they showered me with toys. I sure do love my family especially the girls and boys. The children loved to feed me, they gave me special treats. They even let me sleep with them all snuggled in the sheets. I used to go for walks, often several times a day. They even fought to hold my leash, I'm very proud to say. These are things I'll never forget a cherished memory. I now live in a shelter without my family. They used to laugh and praise me when I played with that old shoe. But I didn't know the difference between the old ones and the new. The kids and I would grab a rag for hours we would tug. So I thought I did the right thing when I chewed the bathroom rug. They said that I was out of control, and would have to live outside. This I did not understand although I tried and tried. The walks stopped, one by one; they said they hadn't time. I wish that I could change things, I wish I knew my crime. My life became so lonely, in the back yard on a chain. I barked and barked all day long to keep from going insane. So they brought me to the shelter but were embarrassed to say why. They said I caused an allergy, and then, kissed me goodbye. If I'd only had some classes, as a little pup I wouldn't have been so hard to handle when I was all grown up. "You only have one day left," I heard the worker say. Does this mean a second chance? Do I go home today? ~ Sandi Thompson ~ ]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/169552 Thu, 22 Jun 2006 15:25:27 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/169552 My sweet Sugar, In 1998, I went to our local Humane Society and saw you right away. You were scr ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/168028 Mon, 19 Jun 2006 14:27:42 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/168028 "RESCUE POEM" Arlene Pace September 18, 1998 Once I was a lonely dog, Just looking for a h ... "RESCUE POEM" Arlene Pace September 18, 1998 Once I was a lonely dog, Just looking for a home. I had no place to go, No one to call my own. I wandered up and down the streets, in rain in heat and snow. I ate what ever I could find, I was always on the go. My skin would itch, my feet were sore, My body ached with pain. And no one stopped to give a pat Or a gently say my name. I never saw a loving glance, I was always on the run. For people thought that hurting me was really lots of fun. And then one day I heard a voice So gentle, kind and sweet, And arms so soft reached down to me And took me off my feet. “No one again will hurt you” Was whispered in my ear. “You’ll have a home to call your own where you will know no fear” “You will be dry, you will be warm, you’ll have enough to eat” “And rest assured that when you sleep, your dreams will all be sweet”. I was afraid I must admit, I’ve lived so long in fear. I can’t remember when I let A human come so near. And as she tended to my wounds And bathed and brushed my fur She told me ‘bout the rescue group And what it meant to her. She said, ”We are a circle, A line that never ends”. “And in the center there is you protected by new friends”. “And all around you are the ones that check the pounds, And those that share their home after you’ve been found”. “And all the other folk are searching near and far”. “To find the perfect home for you, where you can be a star”. She said, “There is a family, that’s waiting patiently, and pretty soon we’ll find them, just you wait and see”. “And then they’ll join our circle they’ll help to make it grow, so there’ll be room for more like you, who have no place to go”. I waited very patiently, The days they came and went. Today’s the day I thought, my family will be sent. Then just when I began to think It wasn’t meant to be, there were people standing there just gazing down at me. I knew them in a heart beat, I could tell they felt it too. They said, “We have been waiting for a special dog like you”. Now every night I say a prayer to all the Gods that be. “Thank you for the life I live and all you’ve given me”. “But most of all protect the dogs in the pound and on the street”. “And send a Rescue Person to lift them off their feet”.]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/168026 Mon, 19 Jun 2006 14:25:16 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/168026 DOGS LIVE HERE If you don't want to be greeted with paws and swinging tails don't come inside be ... DOGS LIVE HERE If you don't want to be greeted with paws and swinging tails don't come inside because dogs live here. If you don't like the feel of a cold nose or a wet tongue, don't come inside because dogs live here. If you don't want to step over many scattered toys, don't come inside because dogs live here. If you think that a home ought to smell of perfume, don't come inside because dogs live here. If you don't mind all of this, you will be instantly loved when you come inside, because dogs live here. Author Unknown ______________________________________________ A FAITHFUL DOG BY: ANONYMOUS A Faithful Dog Will Play With You And Laugh With You -Or Cry- He'll Gladly Starve To Stay With You Nor Ever Reason Why, And When You're Feeling Out Of Sorts Somehow He'll Understand He'll Watch You With His Shining Eyes And Try To Lick Your Hand. His Blind, Implicit Faith In You Is Matched By His Great Love - The Kind That All Of Us Should Have In The Master, Up Above. When Everything Is Said And Done I Guess This Isn't Odd For When You Spell "Dog" Backwards You Get The Name Of God. _________________________________________ A Dog's Best Friend O Lord, don't let me once forget How I love my trusty pet- Help me learn to disregard canine craters in my yard Show me how to be a buddy even when my sofa's muddy, Don't allow my pooch to munch postal carriers for lunch, Shield my neighbor's cat from view, guide my steps around the doo, Train me not to curse and scowl, when it's puppy's night to howl, Grant I shan't awake in fear with a cold nose in my ear, Give me patience without end- Help me be; A DOG'S BEST FRIEND. Author Unknown ________________________________________]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/155974 Thu, 18 May 2006 13:31:54 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/155974 Guardian Dog I've been sent from up above to protect you from... *This dog-eat-dog world *Act ... Guardian Dog I've been sent from up above to protect you from... *This dog-eat-dog world *Acting too grr-rruff *Barking up the wrong tree *Always being hounded *Putting on the pounds *Pet peeves *Being treated like a dog *Working like a dog *Playing catch up *Im-paws-ible people ___________________ Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers 20. Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. 19. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. 17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. 16. Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear "You’ve Got Mail." 15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. 14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they’re browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working. 13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee. 12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver. 11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging. 10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb. 9.Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome 8. ’Cause dogs ain’t GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand... 7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. 6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test. 5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question! 4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever. 3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master’s.leg. 2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms. 1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. * ( * 1. Too Darn Hard To Type With Paws. )]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/144952 Wed, 19 Apr 2006 14:56:35 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/144952 But it still made me chuckle! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dog ... A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HellOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs ."]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/143105 Sat, 15 Apr 2006 00:24:17 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/143105 Signs Your Dog Is More Intelligent Than You 10. Neighbors complain about loud music and howling ... Signs Your Dog Is More Intelligent Than You 10. Neighbors complain about loud music and howling coming from your apartment in the middle of the day. 9. You find mysterious sculpture of a human (who looks strikingly like you) on a leash in your living room. 8. Ice floating in toilet water. 7. Neighborhood cats bring dog treats to your doorstep. 6. Friends swear they've seen your car at the local meat-processing plant. 5. You can never find the leftovers. 4. The remote is covered with slobber, and the TV was left on The Nature Channel. 3. The dog doesn't lick itself anymore... now it's the cat's job. 2. Mensa mailings addressed to "Rover." 1. Your apartment keys no longer work. _________________________________________________ Excerpts From A Dog's Diary Day number 180 8:00 am - Oh boy! Dog Food! My Favorite! 9:30 am - Oh boy! A car ride! My Favorite! 9:40 am - Oh boy! A walk! My Favorite! 10:30 am - Oh boy! A car ride! My Favorite! 11:30 am - Oh boy! Dog Food! My Favorite! 12:00 noon - Oh boy! The kids! My Favorite! 1:00 pm - Oh boy! The yard! My Favorite! 4:00 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My Favorite! 5:00 PM - Oh boy! Dog Food! My Favorite! 5:30 PM - Oh boy! Mom! My Favorite! Day number 181 8:00 am - Oh boy! Dog Food! My Favorite! 9:30 am - Oh boy! A car ride! My Favorite! 9:40 am - Oh boy! A walk! My Favorite! 10:30 am - Oh boy! A car ride! My Favorite! 11:30 am - Oh boy! Dog Food! My Favorite! 12:00 noon - Oh boy! The kids! My Favorite! 1:00 pm - Oh boy! The yard! My Favorite! 4:00 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My Favorite! 5:00 PM - Oh boy! Dog Food! My Favorite! 5:30 PM - Oh boy! Mom! My Favorite! Day number 182 8:00 am - Oh boy! Dog Food! My Favorite! 9:30 am - Oh boy! A car ride! My Favorite! 9:40 am - Oh boy! A walk! My Favorite! 10:30 am - Oh boy! A car ride! My Favorite! 11:30 am - Oh boy! Dog Food! My Favorite! 12:00 noon - Oh boy! The kids! My Favorite! 1:00 pm - Oh boy! The yard! My Favorite! 1:30 pm - Ooooooo. Bath. Bummer. 4:00 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My Favorite! 5:00 PM - Oh boy! Dog Food! My Favorite! 5:30 PM - Oh boy! Dad! My Favorite!]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/136522 Wed, 29 Mar 2006 16:04:34 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/136522 Hi, mom put up new photos of me on my page yesterday. What do you think? I was acting like quite the ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/128421 Tue, 7 Mar 2006 14:29:27 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/128421 Gee mom, why have you let so much time go by when it comes to dictating my diary?? I always have so ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/120554 Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:24:06 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/120554 Oh, the horror of it all - I'm going to the dog groomer tomorrow! I have never been a fan of going t ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/110405 Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:50:27 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/110405 It's my first bark of the new year! In fact, we're almost halfway through January. Before we know it ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/104101 Wed, 21 Dec 2005 10:54:17 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/104101 I wanted to thank Rusty for making my lovely animated picture. Too bad I can't figure out how to upl ... Rusty's animated dogs Later, dogs! =)]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/99627 Mon, 5 Dec 2005 14:50:09 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/99627 Christmas is so close, hard to believe. 2006 is around the corner! Here is something funny that mom ... Wrapping Presents with Dogs 1. Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living room floor. 2. Get tape back from puppy. 3. Remove scissors from older dog's mouth. 4. Open box. 5. Take puppy out of box. 6. Remove tape from older dog's mouth. 7. Take scissors away from puppy. 8. Put present in box. 9. Remove present from puppy's mouth. 10. Put back in box after removing puppy from box. 11. Take scissors from older dog and sit on them. 12. Remove puppy from box and put on lid. 13. Take tape away from older dog. 14. Unroll paper. 15. Take puppy OFF box. 16. Cut paper being careful not to cut puppy's foot or nose that is getting in the way as he "helps." 17. Let puppy tear remaining paper. 18. Take puppy off box. 19. Wrap paper around box. 20. Remove puppy from box & take wrapping paper from its mouth. 21. Tell older dog to fetch the tape so he will stop stealing it. 22. Take scissors away from puppy. 23. Take tape older dog is holding. 24. Quickly tape one spot before taking scissors from older dog & sitting on them again. 25. Fend off puppy trying to steal tape & tape another spot. 26. Take bow from older dog. 27. Go get roll of wrapping paper puppy ran off with. 28. Take scissors from older dog who took them when you got up. 29. Give pen to older dog to hold so he stops licking your face. 30. Remove puppy from present & hurriedly slap tape on to hold the paper on. 31. Take now soggy bow from puppy & tape on since the sticky stuff no longer sticks. 32. Take pen from older dog, address tag & affix while puppy tries to eat pen. 33. Grab present before puppy opens it & put it away. 34. Clean up mess puppy & older dog made playing tug-of-war with remnants of wrapping paper. 35. Put away rest of wrapping supplies & tell dogs what good helpers they are. ]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/96507 Fri, 25 Nov 2005 13:13:56 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/96507 To all of the people who get up in the middle of the night the day after Thanksgiving to hit the sal ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/93374 Tue, 15 Nov 2005 09:13:39 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/93374 Mom put my head in a turkey's stomach? Thanks ever so much, mom. BOL! Okay, it's a good thing I have ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/91184 Tue, 8 Nov 2005 19:15:56 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/91184 It's Tuesday and life is still treating me very well. Not much to complain about. Well, one thing I ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/89148 Wed, 2 Nov 2005 10:57:37 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/89148 The funniest thing happened this morning. Peanut, Bambi and I were all in our play mode. We each had ... "Squeek, squeek, squeek, squeek, squeek, squeek, squeek, squeek." It was hilarious! She went to grab the video camera, but by the time she got it....we weren't doing it anymore! Too bad, because it was priceless. We were making doggy music together. Good times, good times. Mom says I need a haircut real soon! It's been awhile since I've been groomed. I'm not too thrilled about this. I used to hate going at Petsmart, they weren't so nice to me there, so mom stopped taking me. Now she takes me to a privately owned business ran by a nice lady. She treats me good, but I still hate the whole procedure. ::sigh:: Until next time, pals!]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/88499 Mon, 31 Oct 2005 09:58:18 PST Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/88499 I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an awesome sight For my dog from his ... I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an awesome sight For my dog from his bed began to rise And suddenly to my surprise She did the mash She did the Dogster mash The Dogster mash It was a boneyard smash She did the mash It caught on in a flash She did the mash She did the Dogster mash From my laboratory in the castle east To the doggys bedroom where the doggys feast The cats all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes They did the mash They did the Dogster mash The Dogster mash It was a boneyard smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the Dogster mash The doggys were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolf Man Dracula and his son The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five" They played the mash They played the Dogster mash The Dogster mash It was a boneyard smash They played the mash It caught on in a flash They played the mash They played the Dogster mash Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?" It's now the mash It's now the Dogster mash The Dogster mash And it's a boneyard smash It's now the mash It's caught on in a flash It's now the mash It's now the Dogster mash Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my Dogster mash is the hit of the land For you, the dogs, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Sugar sent you Then you can mash Then you can Dogster mash The Dogster mash And do my boneyard smash Then you can mash You'll catch on in a flash Then you can mash Then you can Dogster mash ]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/86457 Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:18:06 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/86457 Bob and I are so honored that our 'couple' picture was chosen as the winner in Snuggles' contest. It ... :^) Mom is feeling better today. So glad! It's no fun around here when she isn't feeling like herself. ♥ ♥ One more week until Halloween! I like to bark whenever the doorbell rings, so mom thinks she might have to put Peanut and I outside for awhile when the trick-or-treaters come, unless we can behave ourselves. Bambi is scared of being outdoors in the dark (little chicken), so she gets to stay indoors no matter what. I don't think that is very fair! ::pout:: Oh well, it's not up to me, unfortunately. If I can sustain myself from barking too much, I will stay indoors. The trouble is, can I?!?!?! So much temptation.... Later, pals! :)]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/85389 Thu, 20 Oct 2005 16:15:26 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/85389 Sugar walks warily down the street, with the collar pulled way down low Ain't no sound but the s ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/82706 Tue, 11 Oct 2005 13:30:45 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/82706 Here we go again, dogs. Sorry, but mom is in control here! BOL As I walk through the tiles of the ... As I walk through the tiles of the kitchen floor I take a look at my food bowl and realize there's no more Cause I've been crunchin' and munchin' so long that Even my mama knows that my dog food is gone But I ain't never crossed a dog that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a diva, you know that's good You better watch how much you eating, and where you walking Or you and your dawgs might also be without food They been spending most their days Living in the Dogsta's Paradise They been spending most their time Living in the Dogsta's Paradise We keep spending most our lives Living in the Dogsta's Paradise We keep spending most our time Living in the Dogsta's Paradise Look at the situation, they got me facin' I can live a normal life, I was raised by the best So I gotta be down with the dogster team Too much dog food commercial watchin' got me chasin dreams I'm a educated pooch wit dog food on my mind Got my bowl in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm a loc'ed out Dogsta, bone-trippin' dawg And my bones is gone, so don't arouse my hunger, dawg Hunger ain't nuthin but a stomach growl away I'm wantin more food ah, what can I say? I'm starving now, but will I make it 'til the next feeding? The way things is goin I don't know Tell me why are we -- always hungry for more grub That the bones we crave -- aren't for you and me, bub They been spending most their days Living in the Dogsta's Paradise They been spending most their time Living in the Dogsta's Paradise We keep spending most our lives Living in the Dogsta's Paradise We keep spending most our time Living in the Dogsta's Paradise Kibbles and the bits, cheddar and the bacon Morsel after morsel, it's all for the takin' Everybody's hungry, but half of them dogs ain't lookin It's goin on in the kitchen, but I dont know what's cookin They say I got ta learn, but nobody's wantin to teach me If they cant understand it, how can they keep feeding me? I guess they can't -- I guess they won't I guess they frontin; that's why I know my bowl is outta luck, dawg They been spending most their days Living in the Dogsta's Paradise They been spending most their time Living in the Dogsta's Paradise We keep spending most our lives Living in the Dogsta's Paradise We keep spending most our time Living in the Dogsta's Paradise Tell me why are we -- always hungry for more grub That the bones we crave -- aren't for you and me, bub Bwahahaha!!!!! Mom, enough already. If you didn't know already, that was a revised version of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio. Hoping to hear from my love, Bob, real soon! It's been awhile, but I know he is busy frolicking and having fun on the rainbow bridge. Luv ya, Bob! 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Lala-lalala, The dogs are waiting My milkbones brings all the dogs to the yard, And their like It's better than yours, Darn right it's better than yours, I can give ya a bone, But I have to charge I can see you want one, You want me to give a bone to thee Tastes that freaks these dogs, It can't be bought, Just know, thieves get caught, Watch if your smart, [Chorus x2] La la-la la la, Dig it up, La la-la la la, The dogs are waiting, My milkbones brings all the dogs to the yard, And their like It's better than yours, Darn right it's better than yours, I can give ya a bone, But I have to charge Oh, once you get involved, Everydog will look this way-so, You must maintain your charm, Same time maintain your halo, Just get the perfect taste, Plus what you have within, Then who know where the bones went, Then they've picked up the bones' scent, [Chorus x2] Lala-lalala, Dig it up, Lala-lalala, The dogs are waiting, My milkbones brings all the dogs to the yard, And their like It's better than yours, Darn right it's better than yours, I can give ya a bone, But I have to charge]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/81817 Fri, 7 Oct 2005 11:59:43 PDT Sugar 1997-2012 ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/41522/diary/Just_a_spoonful_of_sugar/81817 After all of this time on dogster and I'm finally writing my very first diary entry! Why you ask? Be ... finally writing my very first diary entry! Why you ask? Because mom decided Peanut and I should speak up like Bambi does (the little princess). I always disagreed, but then decided that maybe some of my pals would enjoy reading my diary entries. I can't always promise they will be that exciting, but here goes anyway. So today is Friday. It's just another day for me, though. Every day is like Friday in my life! I am a happy and content dog, what can I say? Life couldn't get much better. Well, it could if that yippy little sister of mine would quit being a toy and bone hog all of the time. She thinks everything is hers. Wrong, Bambi, wrong! I know you're still young and all, but the world does not revolve around you, sister. I love you, but come on....sharing is something you still have to learn. Peanut gets agitated whenever Bambi goes off on one of her barking tangents. In fact, he starts howling like a wolf, which then gets me to join in with the howling. Before you know it, there is a mass of noise going on. Something mom cannot take, she puts us outdoors until we get it out of our lungs. Within minutes, we're scratching at the door to be let back in. It's actually quite funny, but I am sure mom would disagree with me on this! Well, I suppose this is it for now. Hope you all enjoyed my first entry! I will try and write in this diary faithfully, but I can't promise it will be as often as Bambi the attention hog. Just kidding, Bam! Love ya, sweetie. :-D]]>