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<title>I am another one used and abused</title>
<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused</link>
<description>Dogster diary for the dog &hearts;Wheezer&hearts;</description>
<language>en</language>
<copyright>Copyright 2013 by &hearts;Wheezer&hearts; &amp; Dogster</copyright>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:24:35 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Oh whut is this</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/474585</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:59:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Looks like a diary...*glares at mom*

Look it has an entry that is waaaay old...so old I can't rem ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Looks like a diary...*glares at mom*

Look it has an entry that is waaaay old...so old I can't remember I ever wrote that *continues to shoot mom the evil eye* 

Mom swooped me up yesty day and gave  me a bath...mean I tell you jest mean and I wuz the first. She sez I don't keep myself very clean so she has to do.

Lissen mom...a little tid bit fur you... I am a ...dog....yes, believe or not I am not a human child. I know you think I and my furblins are but we are not....we like our smell...we like the ooey gooey stuff clinging to us...give us something to taste when we want to. 

Please remember this...


Now today wuz more funner..we went to the dog park, where I chased everyone around acting all mean. I like to charge big dogs...mom sez one of these days....I am gonna get the full meaning of "they are bigger than you"...whatever...human talk again...hellloooo not a human here...dog... I am a dog...helloooo

OK I am gonna go snore in the sun a bit

~W]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I have been tagged</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/454894</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:58:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I get so many of these mom never does them BUT this time I said MOM you will do this one from Duches ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I get so many of these mom never does them BUT this time I said MOM you will do this one from Duchess....so there! HMPH!

Name 4 jobs you have:
Bed tester, 
Treat inspector, 
Model
Billboard for moms business. 

Name 4 Places you have stayed at:
Olympia Washington
Forks Washington
Kemmerer Wyoming
Bosie Idaho

Name 4 Places I would rather be:
As long as I am velcroed to moms leg...no where

Now tag 4 dogsters with this tag!
Jade Poo
Jonhnny Rebel
K Spiv
Louie 

Da Wheez Meister "Moms main squeeze man"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Carrot Cake and the dog door episode</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/358803</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:08:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Today wuz a gud day....why you say...welll let me tells you..everypuggy knows that I, Wheezer P Meis ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Today wuz a gud day....why you say...welll let me tells you..everypuggy knows that I, Wheezer P Meister luvs, just luvs carrots. 
Why every day sumpuggy mentions carrots and my "Jewel" (I went waaay over ta the othur side of the country and gots her..he he), had carrots all over her page, they talk carrots this and carrots that...I even gots a carrot vest from a gud friend of mine and carrots cake in a tin can once (No Pugsident Irving wuz not tryin to poison me), but the can stuff wuz poisonious, so never did get that stuff...hmm *where wuz I, taps lip*...
OH! yeah any hoo...so mom who reads me all this stuff started to get a cravin fer carrot cake...yes, my friends....(he he) wut better way to get carrot cake than to have a mom that is cravin it...so she takes "MY" carrots and shreds them up and makes a bootiful double tiered carrot cake wif cream cheesey frosting. She sez "I made it so you, Gus and Raven can have sum too"....
OOOh the heaven...the heaven....the smeelll, the flavor upon my lips....ahhhh heaven I tells you...
I wants to roll in it, stomp around get it tween my toes, squish my face all the way in the middle...*starts to slobber and shiver* 
Huh..oh oh yeah yeah ok....oooohhhh jest fantasizin....
Now about the dog door...see mom gots this new house that has a sliding glass door and she hates gettin up to let us out...I hates gettin up period...*grunt* so she gets this dog door that fits in the sliding door. Then she spends about two hours lookin dumb tryin to get us to go through the door...
Well truth be told, Raven wuz the first one through (with the hep of mom, though). Then it began to dawn on my mind, (scary I know)that if I did not go through the door then mom wud always be on the othur side.....now I am a MANpug no doubt about it...jest ask the ladys  ;) BUT I am man pug enuff to admit that I am a mommas boy thru an thru...down to the tip of my little rudder tail...I CAN NOT have her on the othur side wif out me...no no that jest will not do...Once this had sunk in reel deep I learnt lightin fast that I must gets thru the door. NOW Haw haw..I am the only one that will go through it (mom has to be on the other side though) .
Gus is slowly learnin whut I already know...to be a "reel" mommas boy you have to gets to the othur side where the mom is.. He will learn.
Raven well she jest too little right now...she tries but ain't strong enuff...I hopes it is her size and not cause she is a girly..can't have no girly girlys aroun here...
Well that about summmmmssss uuuuup p p aaa upppp*starts to smeel the carrot cake*  wha...???? 
Gotta go..............................................]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>NO horseys yet</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/349888</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:29:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Weelll I wuz lookin and never saw no horseys. I even sat on top of the truck so I could gets a good  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Weelll I wuz lookin and never saw no horseys. I even sat on top of the truck so I could gets a good look.
Mom sez that most the horseys here are 21st century. They have four wheels and motors. In fact she left us today!! Yah, to ride on one of them waaayyy up in the hills where no puggy or human is. 
Now that is not fair. I wants to see the wide open country...whats up wif that?
I have been hangin out wif  my cousins. One is reeeel fat. I mean sausage king. He is a Golden Retriever and mom says he is the fattest dog she ever saw..wide as a pickup truck...her words. 
The other Golden is gettin chubby too and then there is the one wif two different colored eyes. He ain't so nice. He bites and is aloof...what ever!!! Every doggy likes me...*duh* He jest weird. He is a Siberian Husky. I say his brain is fried cause he is not livin up where he is supposed to be. 
OK well supposedly we is goin fer a ride tomorrow...
Till then...


~W]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Trippin to Cowboy country</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/349020</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 8 Aug 2007 21:47:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Why hello stranger....
Wud be nice if my secretary wud right fer me once in awhile here...

Anyho ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Why hello stranger....
Wud be nice if my secretary wud right fer me once in awhile here...

Anyhooo....not here to glare and stare and the mom, but I am here to tell you I am goin on a cowboy vacation!!!
Yeppers gots my cowboy hat on and ridin in my truck to Wyomin...that is where my unkle lives and I hear he has three big dogs...seems we needs to let it be known there is a small dawg in town......Pug Cassidy and the Sunpug kid..(Raven), shes my side kick..... 
Our first stop was near the mighty Columbia River, where we did sum yardage up and down the sandy beach...I did get my paws a tad wet....I tend to like the dryer version...thank you....
Then we stopped about five times and mom took us fer walks...sez me n my pawdner is a tad on the chubby side so we needs to walk it off....yeah right.....where is that dang ol Horse!!! Hellooooo I thought there were horseys in cowboy country...
"what?" *listens to Raven in the background* "Oh, ummm well whatever!"
Sunpug kid jest said we aint in cowboy country yet, so the truck will hafta do fer now and our legs....
We jaunted down a nice piece of ten mile stretch here in Boise Idiho..... "what?", HMPH Whatever!!!!! so it was unnder a mile....whatever when you gots short legs it is ten miles...so there....
*turns to Sunpug kid and says," I am gonna look fer a new sidekick if you don stop inturuptin" "Want yer squirt gun taken away???" Yeah thats whut I though" *Smug look on his face*
OK where wuz I?? Oh yeah, so this here hostel and saloon lets us doggies stay and sleep on a bed, plus we gets treats an water...mom sez this hotel is pawsome...I say we deserves it after she drags us up n down that stretch of .....mile path....*turns and smiles at Raven, turns back* 
OK well I needs to get sum shut eye....save my strength fer sum cow rasslin tomorrow.....

Night pawdnas....
~W (Pug Cassidy)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I have been tagged</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/314153</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 24 May 2007 16:36:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged need to post the ru ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged need to post the rules of the game and 7 pawsome facts about themselves in their diary. Then once you are tagged, you choose 7 dogs to tag, listing their names in your diary. Don’t forget to bark your friends pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary for the rules -- or better yet, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been tagged!

7 things about me, Wheezer

I love to sit on moms lap even though I hardly fit

I live for walks wif my mom. brother and sis

I love food, especially baby carrots…I live fer carrots!!!

I love to sleep in and am a lazy bum till I get my morning carrots. 

I  like to bite the back of Gus’s legs to mommies irritation and Gus’s

I am obsessed with strangers, running right up to them and barking with total disregard of cars, mean dogs or a very irritated mom.                                                                                                                                                          
Other than mommy or grammie, I  am very aloof with other small dogs and people.

I tagged:
Penelope
Louie
Beau
Irving                                                                                                                                                   Maddison                                                                                                                                           Edgrrrrrr                                                                                                                                            
Lily]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pug Crawl..2007</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/310847</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 20 May 2007 19:41:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>OK what is it about girlies???Huh? especially little girlies...
Today was once again the Pug Crawl  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OK what is it about girlies???Huh? especially little girlies...
Today was once again the Pug Crawl in Portland Oregon...mom always takes me cause she think I will become more socialable...when is she going to figure out that the only hoomans I want to socialize wif are her and gammie?? I don like kissys unless I gives them..I don like to be picked up less I let mom know I wants picked up...she needs to member this next time. 
OH Gus had fun cause of all his musckles and hoomans ooh and ahhhing, course he jest sucks that up..big time..
THEN..there is Raven ..man she jest was a pain!!!
We could n't eat, drink water...move even wifout the cameras in our faceys...hoomans fawinin around her..like she was sum famous puggy or sumpin... 
Course when mom took her to the contest we gots a little worried and we had to smell her and give her kisseys...you know big brofer stuff..to make her feel better that we was concerned...(we weren't but you know we had to purtend) *clears throat and looks around*
Our friends Penelope and Milton waz thar...they is cool..Milton is a lot bigger than mommie thought..BOL...
Anywho now we have this famous sissy, who thinks she is a diva now cause she was a finalist...whatever..sphhhttttt....:P

Gots my bling bling goin on...oh and Gus too!! 

Wheezer]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yoga 101</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/278479</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Mar 2007 20:58:17 PST</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yoga 101 fer  doggies who like to hep our moms get in shape.
First as yer mom descends into what th ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yoga 101 fer  doggies who like to hep our moms get in shape.
First as yer mom descends into what the hoomans call dogward facing doggy you positshun yerself between the arms and legs of yer mom so when her head is facing down, she can eye you upside down as you proceed to bark furiously and do the bobble head (Puggies you know what I am talkin about) this heps her  consentrate wif strength......
Then you encourage yer cousin to sneak  up while yer mom is in the straight legged, head down posishun and stick her nose in between yer moms legs and and gives her little licks on the mouth and eyes while yer moms face is at our level...I encourage this as it helps them concentrate on their deep breathing ...
Then as yer mom stands in the proud warrior posishun, you runs up and licks and bites her toes....this heps wif her balance.....
Then you and yer cousin regroup and runs around yer mom in circles growlin and doin the bobble head jumping over her outstretched leg or try to jump (If you have short legs you can run unner neath this leg)  as she is in the triangle posishun...this helps wif her balance and strength while concentrating on her deep breathing...
Last but not least...the floor exeycises....While yer mom is on the floor in the cobra posishun wif her head and chest up, arms outstretched and palms facing up , you walks around to her face and gives her poopy breath kissys...this encourages her to lift up even higher and heps wif the strengthening of her back and stomach muscles...
then you walks over to yer toy...this can be any toy wet, slobbery, stinky...just make sure its pretty yucky, pick it up and go deposit in one of her upward facing palms, then go get another yucky toy  and do the same thing wif the other hand....this heps strengthen yer moms gag reflexes. 
Do this while yer cousin stands over yer moms feets and proceeds to lick them clean.....by then yer mom has had all the help she wants and proceeds to crumble into a nonstrengthing, nonbalancing, nondeep breathing mess....
Yer job is done...now...go curl up in a comfy position and goes to sleep.... 
Works everytime.......

*Nama Stay*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Valentines Month</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/278460</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Mar 2007 20:08:58 PST</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>OK *Wheezer writing furiously so his secretary can type this up*
My month was pawsome....First I go ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OK *Wheezer writing furiously so his secretary can type this up*
My month was pawsome....First I gots to play in the sunnyshine a lot more than some of my friends. Grammy lives right in front of a park that mom takes us to...we goes walkin and walkin then we come up to a great big green expanse...ahhhh so fun... I run and run but it is hard to keep up wif my brother and cousin, but thats ok cause I has fun anyway.
Now along came a week before Valentines and I found myself along...:( I did not have a sweetheart...but one day I was invited to join this group and lo and behold my name was put on this lonely hearts club list and the next day the cutest, sassiest lil black furry thing jest walked right up and stole my heart...yup...she did...ahhh her name is Maddison and she is purdy....She sended me a pawsome Valentines gift bag full of cewl prezzies. I gots a cloth bone, which has been partly eaten now, a red bandana wif bonies, ( I must say I look rather handsome in it, slick down hair with toe), then I gots a WUBBBY!!! Yah I have been wanten one fer a vury vury long time and finally I gots one, but mean ol mom won't let me haves it. She says I have to wait till we goes away wif her cause my cousin jest rips everything to shreds....and she does rip everything too...I lost my beloved green rubber froggy...:( I has had that furever and she jest chewed it gone....so...I must wait fer my wubby....
Then we all gots to pile into grammies lil car and go fer drives wif her....mom sez it looks riduculiouz cause here is her and grammy and then three little doggys and two big doggies all crammed in this lil car. Then when her and grammy goes into a store my cousin and brother start barkin and everyhooman...I jest sits in the drivers seat till she come back...I has to protect the seat fer her. 
Now it is St Patricks month and we are off to go to work wif mom...once in a while we gets to go to work wif mom...OOOOhhhh I luvs it soooo much...I don like her leavin me and Gus behind...then we gets to go see our bestest friends ever...Miss Bailey and Hercky...Mom said if we is good we gets to meet up wif some new doggies here on Dogster!!!! I can'ts wait!!!
So here in ends my month of Valentines...wif my cutey by my side and my wubby ...ahhhhh]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>This is the way I go to work wif mom</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/242155</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 8 Dec 2006 10:03:16 PST</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My turn,
Mom was on her ways to work and I was lookin at her wif my big woeful eyeballs ...an lets  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My turn,
Mom was on her ways to work and I was lookin at her wif my big woeful eyeballs ...an lets be honest my fellow Pugs we gots the eyes for it...an I think she felt guilty about leaving us home all the time when she went off to work, so I jest looks at her wif the eyeballs and sure nuf, she sez, well hurry up get in the truck. Ha!! I knew it would work one day!!
We had to drive fer a loooonnngg time so I slept most the way and tried to do it on her lap as she drove. She sez this is dangerous and one of these days I is gonna gets squished..Hmpf..doesn't she realize that I am there to keep her legs warm...that is my sworn duty. I tries to sleep on her as much as possible so she won't get cold..(see my piccy)
We stopped one time and there was this really cold stuff on the ground and I was slippin and slidin...it was by this long cliff so mom sez or kinda yelled "Wheez get away from there, you are gonna fall" I am not...
We went to this huge old forest place wif lots of trees and a doggy and sum furry animals mom called cats...yeah well whatever, I tried to play wif those cats an they didn like me or they jest did not want to play. I tried.. I mean I am so lovable can't any cat or doggy see this...but mom would say in a vury stern voice "gets away from them...grrrr" (One time I snuck in an ates their food,ha,ha...well two times) Mom was not happy wif me at this time. 
I was on vacation!! When you is on vacation you has to eats lots and one day I did...I ate so much mom thought I was gonna popped so from then on out she wouldn't give me jest one cookie and not two and wouldn't put the other animals food down when I was around. 
Actually I was on a workin vacation. See I would play and run and run or try to run to catch up wif Gus and Ju Ju but my short stature impaired me at times, then I would go find mom and she would be workin away and I hads to hep. One time I snuck in to a room she was cleanin and she hads this huge noisy thing make a vroom vroom thing, well my fellow doggies it looks like it was attackin mom so I had to try and gets it. Mom was following right behinds this thing which was CHASIN me! She sorta thought this was funny that I was just tryin to protect her so I would turn around and trys to get it. Whew that was hard work but it gots scared of me and stopped makin noise. Then I tried heppin her mop the floor, she said Wheez the floor can do wif out yer paws shining the floor now go play. "see if I ever try and hep her again" Hmfp! I would occasionally make sure she was ok and everything. 
One time she had to hep these people called guests and this lady started laughin at  me n Gus n Ju Ju. We was just doin our duty and tryin to protect her. I was tryin really hard to look into the window and look this way and that. They was all laughin so I guess mom was OK...jest makin sure. 
Mom sez we did a real good job of protectin, cause we hardly left her side...we was stuck to her like "galuewww". I really hates when she goes in that place she calls a bathroom..we all do...we tried to follow her in and she jest yells "git outa here, there is no secret door I am going through", well how do we know...there could be...*looks around and nods to Gus* Huh, Gus ..see he agrees to. 
I tells yah we had lots of fun...I hopes that we can go wif her again and again...I specially like the big dog Ju Ju...*gleam in eye* yeppers she real purdy...he,he.. Mom sez I was liken her just a little too much...whatever she jest smelled reallll good and I hopes I can gets back and see sum time. 
So here ends my tail of "This is the way I goes to work wif mom"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fun fer a whole bunch of days now...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/224496</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:13:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I am bushed....
I tells you why...
Sunday mommy took me n Gus to Petco...yah that Petco...wheres u ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am bushed....
I tells you why...
Sunday mommy took me n Gus to Petco...yah that Petco...wheres us doggies can go in. I have never been in there before and let me tell you what...there were jes too many smellys there..I was goin nuts!!! We had our leashes wrapped around mommy so many times she almost gave up and let us go...
Then every where we went we gots bonies from hoomans...it was pawsome.I am a big boy, but whats a few more pounds? Huh? Nuthin if yer a Puggy...
Then we went to our home and we played wif our new toys..course the frisbee was fer Gus, cause I can't ever catch it, but the goose was mine!! It is dead now...mommy hardly ever buys us stuffed toys, which are our favorites cause they squish and make noise, but within an hour or so between the bof of us...the squishy stuff and the sqeaker is...gone....no more....rather it is all over the floor and mommy does not like that. 
Yesty day was mommys birfday and we gots to celebrate it at a really cewl doggy park. We gots to go wif  Bailey, Monster, Bella,Mo, Filo and Molly...it was pawsome. I gots to chase around my brudder and then mommy took piccys of all of us Puggies and I was the youngest and the biggest!! Mommy calls me Hercules Man!! He,he *Puffs out chest*
Then all of us doggies gots goody baggies that mommy made. Puppycakes, frosted doggy bones and my fav, chocolate-P-butter cookies ( not real chocolate). Mommy even gots real hooman cuppycakes fer her birfday!
I was sausted when I gots home. I lay down and snores and snores away...mommy was laughin, thought it was funny.
Well my pug and doggy pals I am goin to go fer a drive now so I am over n out,

Wheeze Meister]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Today at my pugmeet up</title>
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				<pubdate>Sat, 7 Oct 2006 19:25:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Today mommy took us in the car and brought that costume, so I knew we was going somewhere important. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Today mommy took us in the car and brought that costume, so I knew we was going somewhere important.
We gets to the park, but mommys dissappointment they had a large dog area and a small dog area. 
I gots to go in both but my poor brother had to stay in the large area. 
I must make a confeshun to my fellow pug peeps...pause...I am jest not that social. My mommy thinks if she takes me to these meet ups, I will join in all the runnin around and stuff. I jest prefer to be a piece of velcro on mom. I will sniff at a few and the girlys welll the girlys I kinda sometimes follow them around if you know what I mean. I found a particullary purdy brindle miss today...she jest kept lookin at me like I was crazy. 
I gots lots of attention though, cause I had my vice pugsidental tux on. Those humans jest kept takin piccys of me and then one time they put me next to a girly pug that was dressed up like a princess and took our pictures together...
What can I say, I am a ladys man*sniff*
I much preferred it when mommy took me in the big dog place. There my brother would play wif other big dogs and then I would start barkin and join in. I likes big doggys better. Hmmm maybe cause they could save me in case of danger, where as pug peeps are much smaller and their mouths are not that big. 
Anyway I gots some treaties from a nice lady,but mommy made me share them wif other puggies and big dogs, including my big brother. Hmph!
I like it when I could spend time on moms lap. She kept saying to "socialize" and I kept letttrying to tell her that my social circle is her, grammy and my big brother, well duh!
Then lo and behold, we (mommy and me) spotted Darth Vader..he had his helmet on earlier and tried to blend in by taking it off later, but we zeroed in on it...He is now in capugtivity, being held in connection of pugnapping Miss Bailey. Justice will prevail!!
It was a pugexhausting day...

Time fer a snooze,
Vice in a Tux,
Wheezer]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Tail of Devotion for Wheezer</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/213971</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 1 Oct 2006 10:44:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wheezer, Wheezer, Wheezer&acirc;&brvbar;ahh what can I say.. Every time I think of you, I laugh. I never really  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wheezer, Wheezer, Wheezer…ahh what can I say.. Every time I think of you, I laugh. I never really wanted a small dog; I have always preferred big dogs. Your brother needed a friend desperately, he was so lonely went I had to work all those stupid long hours. I found other big dogs, but I kept going back to a picture of a Pug I had found…and wouldn’t you know it in Dec of 04 you was born!  Talk about coincidences. 
From the first day you came home, just 6 weeks old, you made me laugh. You were so funny and so little…me getting a small dog…no way! Well, to make up for things you are not a small dog rather a medium dog. Talk about devotion!! You got all fat and big for me…&#61514; Your brother was not happy about this little weird chubby thing taking over, but true to his being, he took you in and protected you no matter what. “Two Peas in a Pod”.
I believe that laughter is a great part of what makes people, well human. I never realized until you came along that I needed a funny bone. You, my Wheez are my funny bone through and through. When I am down emotionally you..ha! you come up and make me laugh. You are never down, never scared. I think I need you more than you need me!
I tell people you are my Robin Williams, funny, weird, obnoxious, hysterical at times. He,he..I know why God blessed me with you my little chubs. 
I only hope that I can show you my gratitude, through my fierce love, protection and undying devotion to you.
Thank you, for gracing me with your presence my little funny bone. 

Love Always,
Mom]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/208451</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 13:55:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I have thought long and hard on this ever since last night and decidedthat I better write my thought ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have thought long and hard on this ever since last night and decidedthat I better write my thoughts down. 
Yesty day was Sunday...mommy always makes Sunday everpuggies special brekkie day. She makes wonderful panycakes, or waffleys (grammies favorite). Well yesty day she decided that for a change she would prepare a Sunday dinner for everyhooman. Complete wif a yummy (slobber, slobber) pork roast, mashy potatoes, grrraaavy (mmm ylum, ylum), veggies (carrots are my favs), and homemade rolls. Me n Gus n my cousin Chin Chin, sat very patiently watchin her slave away in the kitchen, jest waitin. Bein very patient and very good, jest to make my point here...
Well everyhooman pitcheded in and set the table, my grammy make that delishus gravy. Then they all sat down. Well!! Here we were all ready for our dinner and MY mommy looked at us lookin up at her wif our sad little eyes, jest sittin waitin patiently and started singin!! Loud!! "IT SUCKS TO BE YOUUUUU" YES, IT SUCKS TO BE A DOGGY, AHH WUUUU" IT SUCKS TO BE AAAYOOOUUUU". Then she starts laughin, ha, ha out loud and looks right us three and puts a big piece of juicy pork in her mouth bends downs and jest starts chewin away!!!!! Then she breathes into our faceys...US!! Her poor starving children and cousin!!! This jest added insult to injury in my book...then she starts singin again"POOR LITTLE DOGGIES,LOOK AT YOUR FACES ..HA,HA ITTTT SUUUUCCKSS TO BE YOU, DOESN'T IT' HA,HA
Yep, we gots together and decided there must be a law inacted...An anitdiscriminpugtory law!! My good fellow doggies...we can not abid by letting these hoomans treat us wif such disrepect!!! The blatant discrimination and disregard for our feelings. We must have rights!!!
As a side note my grammie says to tell everydoggy she is backin us and not the other hoomans. She put her plate on the ground while that horrid pork chewin person we have to call a mom was not looking..ha,ha who's laughin now!!!
Anyway I have writin to our future prez. Ivering and told him that is one of the laws we must enact.
I must close for now as I am weary and sick at heart...I wonder if she can be sued for mental anguish...Hmmm...
Wheezer]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Campin, we gots to go campin, nah,nah</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/200775</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 22:05:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>We gots to go out in the big wide wilderness!!! Arooooo, arooooo!
Boy was I so pugcited. Mommy said ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We gots to go out in the big wide wilderness!!! Arooooo, arooooo!
Boy was I so pugcited. Mommy said we was gonna roast marshy mellows, and eates hotdoggies, and tell scary mary stories.
We was on the road a looonnng time, but when we finally got there, the first thing I did was jump out and start barkin at all and everybody. Someone has to make sure every one knows who's the bossy man around here, an mommy says I sure think I am a bossy man. (looks around, who me!?)
My favorite part on the campin trip was bein able to lay on momma lap at night while she was sittin by the fire. She sez it was not her favorite part. I don' know what the big deal was, so I tried to act like Mr. Trapize man and balance on the rocks that surrounded the fire all the while actin very nonchalant  about my real motive, which....was to get on that lap that I have proclained is mine. Mommy would start makin these little uh, uh oohh ooh noises cause she thought I was gonna fall into the fire at any moment. Ha,ha..see that was my motive all along, get momma all freaked out so she would grab me and put me on her lap...see... it works!!!!! She sez I am a big piggy and I put her legs to sleep from all my weight. *grabs chest,looks surprised...who me!?* Hrmph!
Then the last night we was there, I was tryin to get in the tent thingy to sleep, but my head kept bouncin off it, then somfin out there in the scary mary woods made a noise an I squealed and jumped backward and fell on my bum and I ran as fast as I could an gots real close to my big brother on his bed. Mommy laughed and laughed, (Hey! grabs keyboard from mommy)"well I never!" so embaressin, I just tripped over somfin...really....*glares at mommy*..then! I decided to go sleep next to Gus and I hurried cause I thought he was gonna leave...really...*hands back key board, glarin*
In the morning when all the scary mary shadows went away..mommy started pickin these little bluethingys she called hucklyberries. They were delishus!! Thlum, thlum, slirps. For every three she picked me n Gus would look at her wif our big brown eyes till she gave us each one. They are her favorites...mine and Gusys too. I would squeeze in reallll tight through the bushys just to get close to mommy so she would give me them. At one time mommy thought I was lost or stuck cause I wriggled under all these bushys just so I could get a dropped hucklyberry. 
We then had to get back home, buts we had lots a fun. My big brother learnt to not be scared of the water too!!!
Ok well now I must get all my King stuff packed up so's I can give my throne to the next King. 
I luvs bein King for August and justs wants to thank all the puggies in Pugapalooza out there for lettin me n Gus have soo much fun
Waves goodbye, 
Wheezer]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>King not for a day,but a whole month!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/187874</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 1 Aug 2006 17:48:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I gots to be announced King today wif my sweetie Savannah. Wow!! I am sooo pucited, I did the pugton ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I gots to be announced King today wif my sweetie Savannah. Wow!! I am sooo pucited, I did the pugtona run all around grammies house and up and down the steep stairs. 
I even had to stop hepin grammy sort out her dog sweater yarn, so  I could go to my corninatizion....I decided that since Gus looks mean, but he is really gallant, I would knight him so he can keep the puparotizee off me. 
I sit upon my throne wif the queeny Savannah and watch the pug peeps in my kingdom come and go....I also have a snack septom, so when one of the peeps comes and bows before me, I will touch them righ and left and bonies and treaties will rain upon them in abundance in the Pugdom. 
I am sooo happy....I think I need to go pee...

King Whiz..oh! errr umm Wheez, it's Wheez ha, ha...now about me peein....*goes outside and looks for a kingly tree*]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Super Model for Grammy</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/176676</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 8 Jul 2006 19:15:51 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well last night mommy finally came home and me nGus were so happy to see her. She says I was her vel ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well last night mommy finally came home and me nGus were so happy to see her. She says I was her velcro, what ever that means. 
Then after we gots lots a luvin from mommy, grammy had mommy take pictures of me in the new line of sweaters she is knittin for doggys. I do not like posin, specially girly clothes...eeewwww, but grammy gave me her puppydog eyes an I can not resist those blue eyes, so I posed with a boy sweater and a girly sweater...now nobody better make fun of me or my brother will beat you up! Hmph!! 
After I did all that posin, mommy wanted to make it up to me so she took me n Gus n Chin Chin for a walk in a new park that grammy lives by. It was so much fun I pooped on the golf course and mommy didn't have any plastic baggies, he,he. She had to rip off a piece of the garbage can plastic bag...it was sooooo funny, he he.
Mommy is sooo glad we are now home and I am sooo glad grammy hasn't got any more sweaters made.
The end]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Woo Hoo Featured Puggy!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/172055</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:51:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I am sooo pugcited. I was the featured puggy in FLOP today and the 1st of this month I was featured  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am sooo pugcited. I was the featured puggy in FLOP today and the 1st of this month I was featured in Pugalooza. Now how lucky can any puggy get!!! I gets lots a bonies and treaties an mommy gots both me and my brother Gus all dressed up for the Pugafourth. This has been such a pawsome good month. Plus.....I was featured as FLOP pug a day after my grammies birday!!!! Two special days in a row...woo hoo. I am so pugcited I have to go pee...
Little ol' me, he, he *dancing around with his Pugafourth hat on, really needin to pee cause he is so pugcited* 

Thank you everypuggy and bigun for such a wonderful month of June.

Wheez Meister]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dr. Appt</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/155789</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 17 May 2006 22:49:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My mommy took me to the vet today to get my rabies and Parvo shot..ugh! It was the first time I was  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My mommy took me to the vet today to get my rabies and Parvo shot..ugh! It was the first time I was scared. I am always the tough one and bark at everyone and make sure they know who I am, but today I was actually scared and made mom put me on her lap. 
Good News!!! I lost 5 pounds!! My mommy is very proud of me. In January I weighed 32 pounds and I was just a year old. Mommy said that it was too heavy so off to the park and around the little lake, rain or shine. Of course me and my brother love, I mean loooovvve going for walks so it doesn't matter what the weather is. I love when my mommy walks behind us and says "woo woo sexy men" and sings her weird little song, "We're walkin, we're walkin", we pick up the pace and wag our tails so our butts wiggle more, cause we know it makes mommy laugh and she walks faster. (me and my brother would just prefer that she takes the leash off us and let us run), but nooooo no FOL for us at that park. 
My mommy is taking us to our first dog get together. It is called the Pug crawl and I am excited cause she says that I think I am the same breed as my brother, so she wants to show me that there our others out there that look like me and I really am not a pound puppy and big like my brother. Hmph! I think we are just alike, she just doesn't get it!
Woof woof for now,
Wheezer]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I am here!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/94209</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 17:32:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Finally on the DogsterPlus...I always knew I was special and its about time mommy did as well.
My b ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Finally on the DogsterPlus...I always knew I was special and its about time mommy did as well.
My brother says I am fat...well I just say my legs are too short...hmph! Yeeesss, I love when Granmie gives me a treaty and one more and one more....he,he. 
My mommy loves me anyway!
Wheeze Miester]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Camping trip!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/150907/diary/I_am_another_one_used_and_abused/48806</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 1 Jun 2005 18:33:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I went on my very first camping trip. It was so much fun. I got to run around because my mommy knew  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I went on my very first camping trip. It was so much fun. I got to run around because my mommy knew that I would not leave my brothers side. We got to eat hot dogs, steak and even chicken. Of course I tried to eat the bushes, twigs, coals in the fire, etc. I like to try a little of everything. 
I really was popular too, everyone wanted to pick me up ans sqeeze me...I like it when only mommy does this. 
The last night there I was really pooped so mommy let me sit in her lap by the fire. Not sure if it was the fresh air or the fire but I kept falling asleeping sitting up. Mommy said it was funny cuz I kept leaning to one side the another trying to keep my eyes open. One time I was so tired she would lift my leg or tail and I just had no energy to protest. Mommy and all her friends thought that was so funny. I finally laid my head in her hand and went to sleep. Mommy put another picture of me on my website cause she thinks I look like a little  Ewok from starwars.
Ok I am tired so bye for now..woof woof.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sunday with my big brother</title>
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				<pubdate>Mon, 23 May 2005 00:55:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>&amp;hearts;Wheezer&amp;hearts; ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well...mom left and she left us!!! We had to fend for ourselves today. Decided to just make the best ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well...mom left and she left us!!! We had to fend for ourselves today. Decided to just make the best of it. Ran around playing with my big brother...I love to bite his butt..he,he. I especially love to run in and out of the dog door while biting his butt. We played, I tried to fit everything into my mouth while outside. Managed to bring a part of a tree limb in through the door and onto my moms living room floor. Brought in a soggy toy while I was at it. I being a Pug am not supposed to like the rain but I do. Love to get wet and muddy then leave those cute little feet prints around the house. Mom loves this. Mom came home and brought us pig ears. They are my favorite even if they take me all day to eat. ( My brother just makes two or three chews and his is gone). I am going to go to sleep now...I like snuggling up to my big brother...he is warm. Hard day today!!]]></content:encoded>
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