http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo Dogster diary for the dog Milo en Copyright 2013 by Milo & Dogster Thu, 23 May 2013 11:51:32 PDT Dogster Pet-o-matic Gennie - http://www.dogster.com 360 http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/763269 Thu, 2 Feb 2012 19:42:14 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/763269 Hullo Dogster friends! It is I, little King Milo, and I have returned to say Happy Birthday to myse ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/711959 Sun, 20 Feb 2011 18:44:45 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/711959 I bow my head to you, dear old Dogster friend Tim. Take good care of Winnie in Doggie Heaven. We w ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/711957 Thu, 17 Feb 2011 18:43:06 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/711957 There is some strong magic going on in the new kingdom. For the longest time I was confused by all ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/710006 Sat, 5 Feb 2011 20:33:48 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/710006 If you read my diary entry from my birthday, then you know we had a big ice storm here in the new ki ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/710003 Thu, 3 Feb 2011 19:59:17 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/710003 Hullo everybuddy! Guess what? I am ohfishullee TWELVE!! Yup, in case you forgot, February 2nd is ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/703448 Wed, 15 Dec 2010 18:09:09 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/703448 Hello my dear furry friends. I'm sorree that I am not holding up my end of the bargin. I try and t ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/698521 Sat, 6 Nov 2010 15:02:47 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/698521 And here's one more lesson learned: 6- You are not supposto eat Play-doh. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/698460 Sat, 6 Nov 2010 06:37:44 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/698460 Here are some things I learned while ahjusting to life in my new kingdom. Perhaps you, too, will fi ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/694583 Fri, 8 Oct 2010 13:49:41 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/694583 As King of a new kingdom, it is my dooty to figure out what I like best about my new castle. So I h ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/692709 Fri, 24 Sep 2010 18:34:34 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/692709 WARNING: This diary entry might inclood some icky stuff that makes you say "Ewwww!" and gasp, "Oh, n ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/691086 Tue, 14 Sep 2010 11:21:42 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/691086 OK so we had only been in our new kingdom for abowt a week when Mummy lookt at me and said, "Milo, d ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/689719 Sun, 5 Sep 2010 13:40:40 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/689719 Where do I begin? So much time and so little to say! What? Wait, reverse that. So much to say an ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/689553 Sat, 4 Sep 2010 06:48:28 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/689553 *tap*tap*tap* Hello? Testing, 1, 2, 3! Is this thing on? Is anyone out there? *tap*tap*tap* Mum ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/657091 Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:32:36 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/657091 Sigh. Cleerly I cannot keep up with my dooties as king, big bruther to the Little Prince, and recor ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/637701 Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:53:09 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/637701 Mummy has been walking around singing this song to me, "We don't need another heeeerroooo..." she sa ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/617050 Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:14:14 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/617050 Ok, ok. I have seeriusly been failing my loyal Dogster followers. I can't help it! It's tuff to b ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/603088 Mon, 6 Jul 2009 11:33:34 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/603088 Mummy says that my behavior is uh-TROH-shus today. She says this because I tried to fight the baby ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/601585 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:34:26 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/601585 As a king, I hafta tell you how impartant it is to respeckt your staff, and take part in the funkshu ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/597864 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:57:00 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/597864 Some days I hafta just accept that I am not as young as I used to be. Sigh. I was out for a walk o ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/592845 Sun, 31 May 2009 18:57:03 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/592845 Yesterday I looked death in the eye. It's true, I did. I akchualee looked it in both eyes and then ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/590182 Thu, 21 May 2009 19:29:34 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/590182 Woweeee!!! I was a diary pick of the day today!!! COOOOOL!! I hope I have some new readers now. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/587745 Wed, 13 May 2009 05:37:21 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/587745 Beleeve it or not, there is a sheep farm around here, and every year they have a SHEERING festyvul, ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/587362 Mon, 11 May 2009 17:48:35 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/587362 Sunday was Mother's Day, and in honor of my faboolus Mummy, I thot I would write her a poem. You kn ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/584939 Sun, 3 May 2009 16:12:39 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/584939 I hafta point out something funny to you. You might have notist that I am not the greatest speller. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/584352 Fri, 1 May 2009 11:49:04 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/584352 I have nothing to say today, okay? So goodbye. I will see you in the next entree. What do you m ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/584350 Fri, 1 May 2009 11:45:54 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/584350 Mummy says I have not been keeping up my end of the bargin. I am not sher what a bargin is (i thot ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/572268 Sun, 22 Mar 2009 17:23:56 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/572268 In honor of spring, I thot I would recite a poem that I wrote for you. Here goes! CHIPMUNK by Li ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/568345 Mon, 9 Mar 2009 19:13:22 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/568345 Let me tell you how diffykult my life is. You know how I have many jobs in my life, right? Not onl ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/567234 Fri, 6 Mar 2009 06:51:10 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/567234 Why is it that every time a toy goes missing arownd here, I get blaymed?? The Little Prince lost ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/562779 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 08:08:55 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/562779 Mummy sat down in front of Toy Mountain yesturday and she said, "Milo, we need to cleen out this toy ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/561324 Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:28:50 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/561324 Want to know a question that I hear a lot? Mummy is constantlee saying to me, "Milo, what are you d ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/558657 Mon, 9 Feb 2009 13:09:57 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/558657 Dah dah dah DAH!!!!!! Hear that? That's the sound of a leetle gray kitty wearing a jester hat and ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/556022 Mon, 2 Feb 2009 05:52:51 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/556022 Welcome to the PARTAY!!! I don't know what to call this one. Maybe, "Milo's Dekade Bash?" Since I ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/555767 Sun, 1 Feb 2009 12:06:09 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/555767 TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you hear me? I am really not quite sher if I s ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/551255 Tue, 20 Jan 2009 07:10:41 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/551255 Hullo friends! I know you might be thinking I fell off the face of the earth, but I did NOT. I am ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/511685 Thu, 2 Oct 2008 04:07:40 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/511685 OK so I won't lie. Things have been tuff around here since the Little Prince has arrived. I still h ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/497896 Sun, 24 Aug 2008 05:56:52 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/497896 If you read my last diary entry then you know all about the prostytoot that was working at my vet's ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/492521 Sat, 9 Aug 2008 14:39:44 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/492521 Since you all enjoyed my story about the prostytoot at my doktor offis, I thot I would share the new ... ReadAllAboutIt!]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/490200 Mon, 4 Aug 2008 04:31:59 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/490200 I have news for you, and it has nothing to do with the Little Prince (although there are many storie ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/489073 Fri, 1 Aug 2008 18:25:59 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/489073 MY BABY BRUTHER HAS ARRIVED!! The Little Prince is finally here. He was born on July twenty-farth ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/485364 Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:42:48 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/485364 Mummy says I have been taking adVANtij lately. I'm not sher what an advantij is, but I know I do ta ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/481287 Sun, 13 Jul 2008 12:15:52 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/481287 Mummy has been going a little stir crazy lately. It is too hot for her to go outside most of the ti ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/479031 Mon, 7 Jul 2008 14:40:52 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/479031 Mummy and Deddy have a nice vechtable gardin, but unfartunately, a little chipmunk keeps coming alon ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/470716 Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:47:57 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/470716 Did you know that one of my many dooties includes being a hair farmer? Yup, Mummy says I am really ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/468134 Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:06:36 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/468134 Last week Deddy came with us to the dokter's office. This is a BIG DEAL because Deddy has never bee ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/468133 Sat, 7 Jun 2008 12:03:27 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/468133 If you look above, you can see that my forum motto is "All good things come from Milo." Mummy made ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/463075 Sun, 25 May 2008 05:48:21 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/463075 As you know, Spring is upon us, soon to be followed by my favrit seeson of all, Summer! But the com ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/463073 Sat, 24 May 2008 05:36:32 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/463073 So here's the latist update! Mummy and I were walking the other day and an old lady pulled up nex ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/459238 Mon, 12 May 2008 17:40:27 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/459238 Saturday was the town-wide garage sale at Ant lara's house. Mummy and Deddy took two carlodes full ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/452733 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:49:06 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/452733 I'll bet you are all thinking: "Poor leetle Milo, he does not write as many diary entrees anymore b ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/442451 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:19:33 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/442451 When Mummy and Deddy bot their new car last summer, they took it for a test drive before they took i ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/438275 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:38:49 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/438275 Wow! Thanks to all my pals who left me speshul presints here on Dogster just because I am going to ... ultrakawaii.comyou can see my foto flash during their speshul St. Peddy's day viddy-oh. The REALLY neat thing is that this website runs their show on Tivo. Do you know what Tivo is? Deddy says Tivo is one of the best things on earth, next to bananas and prime rib. Tivo is something you use to make tellyvishun easier to use. Anyway, if your Tivo is hookt up to your computer, then you can view Tivocasts, which are kinda like Podcasts for your TV (I know a lot for a little dog, don't I?). So now we can even see the Ultra Kawaii show on our Tivo. I WILL BE ON TIVO!!! Ha! Mummy said it would be really cool if people could see me in their iPods. I am a dog of the new millenneeum, that's for sher!]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/436077 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:31:10 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/436077 For years I was known around here as THE BABY MILO. Mummy would say, "How is the Baby Milo today?" ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/426761 Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:13:52 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/426761 In case you are wondering why I don't write as many diary entrees anymore, there are two reasons. O ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/420334 Sat, 2 Feb 2008 08:54:12 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/420334 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Today I am 9 years old (allegidlee, remember, we are not sher of ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/417405 Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:30:49 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/417405 Everyone knows that I have a thing about pretzels. At night, when Deddy opens the box of Bachman’ ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/414555 Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:32:45 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/414555 Things are getting awfully weerd around here! Mummy and Deddy got this big contrapshun for Chrissma ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/407423 Sun, 30 Dec 2007 16:59:13 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/407423 OH MY GOSH!!! How exciting!!! I, Lil' King Milo, am DOG OF THE DAY!!! WOWEE!! Gosh, what do I sa ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/406700 Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:41:10 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/406700 I must have been REALLY good this year, cause Santah brot me some really nice toys! On Chrissmas mo ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/402965 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:59:17 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/402965 I must admit there are some toys that Santah gives me that I just do not like. It doesn’t happin ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/397307 Mon, 3 Dec 2007 16:43:32 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/397307 Gone are the days of blissful walking for Mummy and I! I don't know what is happening lately, but t ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/394428 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:53:40 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/394428 If you are a faythfull reader of my diaries, then you might remember that I used to have a nayboor i ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/391517 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:22:31 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/391517 I hafta thank all of my Dogster friends for being so nice to me when I didn't deserf it. The truth ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/387216 Fri, 9 Nov 2007 16:23:49 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/387216 And NOW the jokes come. I suppose I deserve this. Mummy is a happy person, so she tends to try to ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/386498 Wed, 7 Nov 2007 16:25:38 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/386498 I hafta find a needle and some thred. Mummy says I broke her heart yesterday, so maybe if I get som ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/386129 Tue, 6 Nov 2007 16:27:55 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/386129 Do you ever wonder what I am capable of? I am King and I am smart and I can do all kinds of things ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/381250 Fri, 2 Nov 2007 19:11:58 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/381250 Here are two reesuns why Mummy is the greatist: 1- When she makes pancakes she akchualee makes a ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/383642 Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:28:43 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/383642 Happy Halloweenie, all of my Dogster friends! I am not much for this hollyday. Most people know th ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/383269 Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:02:51 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/383269 The other day I was walking with Mummy when I had the strange feeling that SOMEONE was waching me. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/381248 Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:08:42 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/381248 Do you ever wonder why we hafta be good all the time? Can't we just be bad and selfish sometimes? ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/379766 Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:21:49 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/379766 If you didn't see Part 1 of my fabulus new glosseree, please skroll down to see it. I am hoping you ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/378914 Sun, 21 Oct 2007 06:15:08 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/378914 It dawned on me resintly that many of you might not understand my langwij. I gess there are a lot o ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/377840 Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:52:04 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/377840 Today something horrybull and hyoomiliating happind. I steppt in my own poopy! I don't know how it ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/372412 Fri, 5 Oct 2007 13:52:13 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/372412 Mummy read me a story from her little people skool called "The Worry Stone." It was about a little ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/372099 Thu, 4 Oct 2007 16:31:31 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/372099 Mummy says I must 'splain myself. She says I need to 'splain to all my Dogster friends why I have n ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/369207 Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:37:32 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/369207 As most of you alreddy know, Mummy is a skool teacher and she teaches the little people lots of stuf ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/368469 Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:58:04 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/368469 It seems like I am always writing apologee letters. Now Mummy says I hafta write anuther one becaus ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/366234 Tue, 18 Sep 2007 18:05:51 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/366234 Do you have cousins? I do. You mite have herd me menshun them before. Crazy Cousin PeeWee is Aunt ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/365394 Sun, 16 Sep 2007 16:30:59 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/365394 I ran into my good friend Jethro on our daily walk today. ‘Twas a luverly fall day, with a brite ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/363644 Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:21:43 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/363644 Okay so it's poopy SEPTEMBER time and that means Mummy goes back to skool and things get really bizz ... KingMiloPress Mummy does some weird things in the summer, what can I say?]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/356313 Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:15:17 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/356313 I have some inchresting news to repart. Remember my dredded enimy, the evil cat Black Ferrill? I h ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/355135 Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:22:10 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/355135 Have you ever seen the ROCKY movies? I have wached some of them with Mummy. It is fun to see how R ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/353150 Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:13:55 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/353150 Neglektid! That's what this diary has been. But I can't help it, you know? I gots lots of stuff t ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/348395 Tue, 7 Aug 2007 18:09:26 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/348395 Mummy says I must uhpollogize because I "in-ad-ver-tint-lee might have uffendid some Dogster pals" w ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/347937 Mon, 6 Aug 2007 19:08:53 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/347937 Back when I got the Limey Diseese, a cupple of my pals wanted me to play a tagging game with them. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/345094 Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:10:27 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/345094 How do you know if someone REALLY loves you? I will tell you. Last night I was playing in the livi ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/342693 Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:47:03 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/342693 Mummy and Deddy planted a vechtible garden. They are very prowd of it and they check it every day t ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/342047 Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:38:40 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/342047 Mummy and Deddy got a new car/SUV/truck/thing with wheels. It is a white and it is shiny and clean. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/338282 Tue, 17 Jul 2007 14:09:32 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/338282 Since I have not written in a while I thot I should give you a nayboorhood update. Not much has bee ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/334787 Mon, 9 Jul 2007 17:25:44 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/334787 Tonight there was a cohmoshun in the yard. Deddy was outside watering the vechtible garden when he ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/332109 Tue, 3 Jul 2007 18:15:35 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/332109 There were rumers going around the kingdom that BlackFerrill was dead. Do you remember BlackFerrill ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/330038 Thu, 28 Jun 2007 16:24:35 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/330038 Mummy has been working on my Dogster page. She made my name GREEN for the Limey Diseese. She put b ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/327630 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 17:39:02 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/327630 Yesterday I saw the weirdest thing I ever seen in my whole intire life. And belieeve me, I seen som ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/324317 Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:27:34 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/324317 One of the worst things about having the Lime Diseese is that I have not been able to go on as many ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/316393 Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:57:16 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/316393 Yesterday we were walking thru the kingdom and we fownd a house where someone had written in chawk o ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/319509 Sun, 3 Jun 2007 14:18:48 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/319509 Since I have Lyme Diseese, I thot it would be nice to poynt out that not all lymes are bad. So I ha ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/318929 Sat, 2 Jun 2007 04:45:57 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/318929 I have some upsetting news. I hope you are all sitting down. I have been very sick this past week, ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/317287 Tue, 29 May 2007 18:46:56 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/317287 Dear Dogster friends, I am sick. I do not feel good. I will not go outside to play. I will not g ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/316391 Mon, 28 May 2007 05:52:19 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/316391 I have been so busy eating, sleeping, and poopying that I have not had a chance to write in my diary ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/311873 Tue, 22 May 2007 18:47:22 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/311873 I have soopeerior abilitees, you know. At leest that's what Mummy says. A few days ago we were wal ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/309894 Sat, 19 May 2007 19:15:55 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/309894 Mummy and Deddy have notisst that I have been leaving strange claw marks in the carpit upstairs. I ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/309493 Wed, 16 May 2007 17:05:57 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/309493 I am taking a break from hiding from the big booms and lightflings that have been going on around he ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/306961 Wed, 9 May 2007 18:12:56 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/306961 Do you know what bling-bling is? Bling-blings are the sparkly charms that hang off of my collar. M ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/305726 Sun, 6 May 2007 18:17:08 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/305726 Shhh! I want to tell you a sekrit! I just found out that my peepee is MAJIKAL! That's right, maji ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/305202 Sat, 5 May 2007 05:38:14 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/305202 Over the past few days I have lerned three new words. And the weerd thing is, they all end in "us." ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/302995 Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:47:30 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/302995 Queschun of the day: Why do baybee toys look so much like dog toys anyway? I was trying to get D ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/301847 Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:39:23 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/301847 Mummy had a nightmare last night. She said she dreemt that Gramma and Grampa O. were supposto babys ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/302161 Fri, 27 Apr 2007 20:23:57 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/302161 Dear Mummy, I am soree that I stole a poor innocint little baybee person's rattle from the grass ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/302056 Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:00:25 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/302056 According to Mummy, today's walk was EMBERRESSING. I do not know much about this word, so I will ex ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/300942 Tue, 24 Apr 2007 16:12:39 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/300942 Do you know what the ChupaCabra is? It is a vampire-like creechur that lives in South Amerryka and ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/300915 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:08:49 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/300915 Our kingdom is a fun place. There is so much to do. There are paths to walk on, bridges to cross, ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/299449 Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:39:45 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/299449 Mummy says that sometimes I get her into trubble in the little people skool where she works. I didn ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/297836 Sun, 15 Apr 2007 19:07:39 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/297836 Mummy said that a NOREASTER was coming. And I was happy about that because EASTER was FUN! (Did you ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/293628 Fri, 6 Apr 2007 17:52:55 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/293628 HAY! I have been so excited about my newfound fame and farchun that I forgot to ask if you saw my n ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/293626 Thu, 5 Apr 2007 17:46:49 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/293626 One of Mummy's little people students went to see "Firehouse Dog" on its opening day (now THAT'S dev ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/292140 Tue, 3 Apr 2007 14:44:40 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/292140 Tomorrow is my movie premeer!!!! Mummy says I need to stop calling it that, but it's true. Tomaro ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/292135 Mon, 2 Apr 2007 14:37:24 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/292135 Today we saw something very speshull on our walk today (and nope, it wasn't wild poopy, but that wou ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/290591 Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:38:58 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/290591 With the shadow of BlackFerrill lurking in the kingdom, it is nice to talk about some good things. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/290588 Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:31:17 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/290588 A great shadow has been cast across the kingdom! For a long time now, I have uhvoidudid telling you ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/288441 Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:04:00 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/288441 It is a known fact that when I first came to live with Mummy, I was a late sleeper. At 6 months old ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/285859 Mon, 19 Mar 2007 18:15:54 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/285859 Mummy read this book in school to her little people students called "The Luckiest Lepperkon" and aft ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/282883 Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:24:04 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/282883 I finalee met Jethro! (Mummy says there is no "w" at the end of Jethro, so I took it off). We went ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/282021 Sat, 10 Mar 2007 14:32:02 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/282021 I have not written anything lately because things have been so BORING around here. The weather is S ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/277966 Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:50:59 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/277966 Today was an EXCITING day!!! Mummy came home early when I thot she was coming home late, so we went ... SeeEmmitt! And big UPS (woot!woot!) to my Weimeraner friend Link, who was also playing in the mud bath today. His mom told us he is going to be in a show. "Is it a show for dogs with jiant paws?" I wondered. But nope, it's a DOG SHOW. I hope Link gets a-first place!]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/276544 Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:22:48 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/276544 Today I learned a new word. It is kuh-TAS-chrofee. A kuhtaschrofee is a Martha Stoowert recipe. I ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/275462 Thu, 22 Feb 2007 17:01:07 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/275462 I offen wish that Mummy could be home all the time with me. I know I am luckee because she is home ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/273479 Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:35:53 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/273479 Mummy says I should share our latest walks for you because they are diffrint from all of the others. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/271019 Mon, 12 Feb 2007 17:56:11 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/271019 Okay, so you all know how Mummy likes that Dog Whisperer show (a LOT), and I must admit that things ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/270290 Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:18:44 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/270290 Yesterday, Mummy reminded me that I have the best life ever. She said, "We should make a list of re ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/267466 Sun, 4 Feb 2007 11:30:24 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/267466 So the partay's over. I hope you all had fun! Now it's time to recover. Many thanks to all of my ... THIS for me! Thanks, Coop!!]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/266646 Fri, 2 Feb 2007 10:44:31 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/266646 HAAAAAYYYY everyone! Welcome to the partay! Today I am ALLEJIDLEE 8 years old. No one is really s ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/266386 Thu, 1 Feb 2007 18:38:56 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/266386 OH MY GOSH THIS HAS BEEN LIKE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE AND MY ALLEJIDLEE 8 PARTAY IS NOT TILL TAMARO ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/265398 Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:46:22 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/265398 I hate to admit this, but I am krankee. Mummy has been saying it since the weekend, but I didn't be ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/264089 Sat, 27 Jan 2007 14:19:59 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/264089 It is very easy to torchur a goose. The other day we were walking near the little people daycare ce ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/264086 Sat, 27 Jan 2007 14:10:36 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/264086 Did I tell you that I have a new naybor? I know I menshunned months ago that new people were moving ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/260913 Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:09:33 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/260913 Mummy sometimes watches a show on MTV called "My Sweet Sixteen" and it has all of these brattee girl ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/260135 Thu, 18 Jan 2007 14:24:02 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/260135 Okay, so Mummy is sooper excited because Cesar Millan (The Dog Whisperer) is now here on Dogster and ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/257198 Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:27:16 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/257198 The mood is very sad in the kingdom this week. I think everyone is still trying to get over the axi ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/255183 Sun, 7 Jan 2007 10:20:36 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/255183 You might remember me talking about a dog named Norman who lives in our kingdom. He is a Schnauzer ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/251296 Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:19:14 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/251296 Well, it's over. The toys, the food, the majik. All gone. Sigh. San-TAH and San-TEE Claus came a ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/246382 Mon, 18 Dec 2006 17:20:39 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/246382 Yes, embarissmint is embarrising. It's also hard to spell. But since I am a sporadik bad speller, ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/244139 Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:24:49 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/244139 Tonight there was an avalanche in our kitchen. Have you ever had an avalanche in YOUR kitchen? I w ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/240140 Sun, 3 Dec 2006 17:03:40 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/240140 Dear Steve the Monkey, Mummy says I must write you an apolojee letter because you were one of my ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/240074 Sun, 3 Dec 2006 14:13:36 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/240074 Everyone thinks dogs have it easy because we just "lay around and sleep all day." I can't tell you ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/239408 Fri, 1 Dec 2006 17:05:03 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/239408 I am not shur how to spell that word, "shoking." Maybe it's SHA-king? Or shahking? Spelling is so ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/233875 Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:07:15 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/233875 I have a new toy friend. His name is Steve the Monkey. Mummy bought him for me at Old Nayvee. I l ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/232530 Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:17:56 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/232530 This is going to be a short entry because I (surprisinglee) do not have a lot to say today. Mummy h ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/230414 Thu, 9 Nov 2006 16:47:46 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/230414 One of the best things about our kingdom is that it is HUGE. We live at the bottom of a mountain an ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/230410 Thu, 9 Nov 2006 16:40:53 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/230410 There has been a lot of veesdropping around here. Do you know what veesdropping is? That's when yo ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/226749 Tue, 31 Oct 2006 19:00:06 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/226749 I have come to the kunklooshun that Halloween just freaks me out. I heard that phrase all night as ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/223684 Tue, 24 Oct 2006 16:01:06 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/223684 I would like to kronikull some events for you. I will not explain them in any way, I will simplee l ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/221037 Tue, 17 Oct 2006 20:07:44 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/221037 Many thanks to everyone who partissipated in THE GREAT MILO CHALINJ. And if you haven't, then WHAT ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/220561 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 17:52:32 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/220561 Mummy is a school teacher for the little people. Sometimes I see her correcting their papers and ho ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/217240 Sun, 8 Oct 2006 18:28:19 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/217240 I love nachur. The trees, the wind, the flowers. Ah, the smell of Autumn! Tonight was a beeyoutee ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/215521 Wed, 4 Oct 2006 16:05:36 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/215521 Little things can be such a distrakshun. I was taking my morning walk with Mummy today, and I notic ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/211172 Sun, 24 Sep 2006 17:50:24 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/211172 Today I went to a fall festival and there were no hellykopters and there was no puke! I was very ha ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/209894 Thu, 21 Sep 2006 16:19:23 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/209894 Being Dog of the Week is so much fun. I'd like to thank all my new friends and welcome you all to m ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/209382 Wed, 20 Sep 2006 15:05:53 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/209382 I feel like I need to give one of those speeches that the happy famis people do on teevee when they ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/208560 Mon, 18 Sep 2006 17:48:38 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/208560 My walks across the bike path bridge are youshualee quite peesfull. The other day we saw a FOHN. D ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/203598 Wed, 6 Sep 2006 19:08:43 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/203598 Mummy went back to skool. She's a teacher you know. I'm not shur how I feel about this. In one se ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/201538 Fri, 1 Sep 2006 17:07:13 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/201538 I know you are probably wondering who our new nayboors are, but they haven't moved in yet, so I'm no ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/198815 Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:30:07 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/198815 Did you see my new viddy-ohs? Mummy is so proud of them. When she found out that Dogster was letti ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/198807 Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:16:32 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/198807 Today I smelled deth. I whiffed its rotting, stenchy odor with my brave little nose. I walked righ ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/193556 Mon, 14 Aug 2006 13:06:54 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/193556 DID YOU SEE IT? DID YOU SEE IT?? They put MY NAME ME MILO on the FRONT PAGE of Dogster!! It said, ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/193017 Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:25:33 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/193017 Mummy and Deddy went on a vakashun to celebrate their first wedding anniversary last week. They too ... DogBoneArt Mummy told Deddy that he had to feed me at dinner time, since she would not be home to do it. "Uh, Mummy, are you sure that's a good idea?" I asked. When the show was over around 6:00, Mummy got a phone call from Deddy. He was at the Home Deepo. He sounded very happy to be there, she said. He told her after the Home Deepo that he was going to Loh's (which is like the Home Deepo but is blue instead of orange). Mummy said it was around 6:00 when she talked to him. You know where this is going, don't you? After Deddy said he was making a pilgrimage to Loh's, Mummy paused. (Mummy likes to make those dramatik pauses sometimes. I think she hopes the silence will clue Deddy in). "Did you feed Milo?" she finally asked him. And of course, Deddy gave her a dramatik pause right back. Because you all know deddies! And you know that I was HOME ALONE STARVING!!! I did get fed evenchualee, but I am glad that Mummy is in charge of my food on a regular basis. That night, right before we were all going to bed, Mummy asked Deddy in the dark, "Did you at least check the mail today?" And you know where this is going too, don't you? This morning when Mummy and I went for our walk, we stopped and checked the mail. Mail doesn't come on Sundays, even I know this. But there was mail in the mailbox! Sigh. What would we do without Mummy?]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/192797 Sat, 12 Aug 2006 17:49:11 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/192797 Since I have been sooo bizzy this summer I thot I would write a little essay to keep everyone up to ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/180251 Sun, 16 Jul 2006 09:00:01 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/180251 Our naybors had a red sign on their front lawn today. As I was peeing on it, I said, "Mummy, what d ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/179447 Fri, 14 Jul 2006 13:20:45 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/179447 Yesterday I was attacked by a gang of little people. Well, they were more like medium sized people. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/179297 Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:33:46 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/179297 Mummy is goin' fishin' today. But she is not fishin' for fishies, she is fishin' for the treat trap ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/173746 Sun, 2 Jul 2006 09:03:36 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/173746 Today I am going swimming at Gramma and Grampa Z's house. I plan on doing this for hours, even if i ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/171820 Tue, 27 Jun 2006 19:31:55 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/171820 Where have I been, you ask? Where are all of Little King Milo's diary entries? Has he moved to ano ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/167206 Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:24:23 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/167206 Yesterday I found a tennis ball in the meadow. This is like finding buried treashur, so I was very ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/164137 Fri, 9 Jun 2006 14:55:18 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/164137 As I've said before, Mummy and I have encountered some interesting things on our walks, but I think ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/160845 Wed, 31 May 2006 19:53:50 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/160845 It's funny that we were just talking about friends because I met a new one yesterday! His name is A ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/160842 Wed, 31 May 2006 19:43:01 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/160842 Here are the scariest four words I could hear when I am on my walk with Mummy: "Apollo! Get back h ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/159668 Mon, 29 May 2006 05:50:44 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/159668 Yesterday we went to Gramma and Grampa O's house for a barby-q. I got to see my crazy cousin Peewee ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/156066 Thu, 18 May 2006 17:59:36 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/156066 Over the weekend, Aunty Michele visited with her new boyfriend Joe. Joe brought his dog, a husky wh ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/152691 Tue, 9 May 2006 20:24:13 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/152691 I have many obsesshuns in my life, but one of my favorites happens to be CHEW-CHEWS. Menshun the wo ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/152208 Mon, 8 May 2006 16:17:27 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/152208 Today was not so sunny, and the weather was just right, so I decided to walk with Mummy and not give ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/151505 Sat, 6 May 2006 17:28:48 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/151505 Today was a blustery day, so Mummy took full advantij of this. "MILO!" she called, "It's windy out! ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/150822 Thu, 4 May 2006 17:16:09 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/150822 Sigh. Sometimes life is very confoosing. I know God needs lots of little angel doggies around him. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/150815 Thu, 4 May 2006 17:06:30 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/150815 Mummy says that walking me is like walking a snail. RIDICULOUS! Snails don't even have any legs. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/150156 Tue, 2 May 2006 17:21:10 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/150156 I don't have much time. Mummy is busy watching the American Idull show, but I know she will be back ... BayweesThots Uh-oh, I think I hear Mummy coming (although I could be wrong- Mummy says the ear infekshuns might be making me deaf, but I refoos to believe THAT). If anyone needs me, I will be in the Panic Room. I will probably be there for the next day or two, so if anyone wants to send me any more pakijs, just make sure you address them in care of the Panic Room.]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/149158 Sun, 30 Apr 2006 08:27:11 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/149158 Mummy and I have been doing lots of walking lately. Sometimes I cooperate and sometimes I don't. E ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/146674 Sun, 23 Apr 2006 19:35:28 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/146674 Let me tell ya about love. I know love. Love is that feeling I get when I see my darling Princess ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/146421 Sun, 23 Apr 2006 07:33:49 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/146421 I got a pakij in the mail yesterday. It was akchully addressed to me and everything. It was from my ... SeeBee! Bee lives in New York City and she goes to cool places like The HAMtunz and AwsTRALEya. Anyway, Bee's mom buys bracelets from Mummy, and I guess she likes them and the Herry Pohter ones that Mummy makes for her, because she sent me this cool book called 97 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR DOG SMILE. I am going to make sure Mummy reads it cover to cover. Here is an example from the book. Do you have a pen? Because I think you should write this down: "Dry off a damp dog with a towel fresh from the dryer. A warm rubdown is toasty good fun!" And I recommend going a step further by letting your dog sleep in the pile of sheets or towels that come out of the dryer. Mummy will also let me sometimes sleep on Deddy's warm underwear when it comes out of the dryer, but only when Deddy is not home. It has been raining for the past two days so I am on Poopy Protest again. Mummy says she doesn't understand why a dog who likes to swim is afraid of the rain. I am not afraid, Mummy, by no means. But you really can't compare rain and swimming. And I don't poop while I swim, Mummy (although the thought is intriguing), so I'm not even sure where you're going with that. I never posted the Easter update, so here it is: The Easter Bunny came and went. He left plastic eggs filled with treats all over the house (see the picture above? Deddy says it looks like I am throwing up behind the sofa pillow, but I am really looking for eggs). I don't understand why the bunny only does this on one day and why he only leaves a few eggs. I still look for eggs every now and then because I am hoping that maybe he returned, but no luck yet. I'm not sure if I like the idea of a rabbit being in our palace, but I guess if he is leaving me treat-filled eggs, it's okay, I can make an eksepshun. After the egg hunt we went to Gramma and Grampa O's and I got to see crazy cousin Peewee and JB. Peewee bothers his sister JB so much that he will akchully go up to her and chew at the whiskers on the side of her face. It's all very odd. Deddy thinks PeeWee does that so that JB loses her whiskers and can't sense him sneaking up behind her anymore. I think he is just weird.]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/143259 Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:21:53 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/143259 Deddy says it must be wonderful to be me because I don't have to worry about anything (he also said ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/142953 Fri, 14 Apr 2006 16:08:42 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/142953 It was raining today, so I didn't go for a long walk with Mummy. Strangely enough, I hate the rain, ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/141625 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:18:25 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/141625 You can't rush greatness, you know. I tell this to Mummy all the time as she takes me for walks and ... MoreofMilo In other news, our good friend Chloe has been chosen as Dogster's Daily Diary. Good for you, Chloe! We are so proud to be your pals!!]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/137677 Sat, 1 Apr 2006 13:17:44 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/137677 Let me tell you how cool I am. (Just in case you didn't already know, I mean.) Deddy was upstairs ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/137350 Fri, 31 Mar 2006 15:42:55 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/137350 Mummy says I had a "deth wish" today. I do not know what this means but I can tell you why she sai ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/136569 Wed, 29 Mar 2006 18:09:20 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/136569 Mummy told me a funny story today. And she really did tell me this story, out loud, when no one els ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/134861 Fri, 24 Mar 2006 14:59:26 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/134861 Deddy did not like my last diary entry. He said it was too hard to read and there was too much stuf ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/134448 Thu, 23 Mar 2006 14:16:16 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/134448 If you are reading my Dogster diary entry today, then you are in luck! Because Mummy always asks me ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/134080 Wed, 22 Mar 2006 14:13:20 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/134080 My friend Chloe told me that my page was listed as ACTIVE under the Doggy Diary Central on Dogster t ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/132900 Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:37:59 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/132900 Yesterday Mummy received a magazine in the mail and it had my name on it. I know how to read my nam ... Lauras DogBone Art Now if only she could make a Milo dolly!]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/131113 Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:20:42 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/131113 Mummy is making donuts in her Donut Bites machine. It is an old machine, she says, but it still wor ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/129946 Sat, 11 Mar 2006 15:04:51 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/129946 Mummy is preparing for the summer like she's preparing for the birth of a baby. She is buying new c ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/129608 Fri, 10 Mar 2006 14:17:22 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/129608 Spring arrived today! I don't know what took it so long to get here, but we have been waiting and w ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/128875 Wed, 8 Mar 2006 19:10:24 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/128875 I saw the love of my life today. My beautiful, shining Princess Shiny Penny Yuki. Since the weathe ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/126835 Thu, 2 Mar 2006 19:51:28 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/126835 Mummy had a "NO SNOW DAY" today. That means her school just thought it MIGHT snow, so they cancelle ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/125602 Mon, 27 Feb 2006 16:37:38 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/125602 Yesterday was Gramma O's birthday. I got to have banana cake and play with my cousins. Crazy Cousi ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/124826 Sat, 25 Feb 2006 15:35:16 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/124826 Although I only join Mummy for a few minutes in the morning before I head back to bed with Deddy, I ... CharmingMilo ...Mummy has also been watching a show on Animal Planet called "The Dog Whisperer." I think this dog whisperer needs to be yanked off the air immediately because he is giving away all of our doggy secrets! Mummy seems to think this show is GREAT but I would much rather watch cartoons...In other news, my ears are infected again. Mummy says if I would just stop sticking my foot in there we could solve the problem. But how am I supposed to itch my ears without sticking my foot in there?...This isn't sounding much like a news repart anymore, is it? Well, then, goodnight and whatever from Reparter Milo. Tune in next time, people! Or whatever it is that reparters say."]]> http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/123785 Wed, 22 Feb 2006 20:37:37 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/123785 Mummy asked me the age old question today. It's the one question that no dog truly has the answer f ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/123238 Tue, 21 Feb 2006 14:29:43 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/123238 I hear that they have special books for little people where you keep track of all their special mome ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/119587 Sun, 12 Feb 2006 08:59:23 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/119587 This morning I woke up and I had to pee really bad. I stood dancing at the back door while Mummy op ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/119122 Fri, 10 Feb 2006 16:24:24 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/119122 The world is a majikal place. I went on my afternoon walk with Mummy today and I saw my Weimeraner ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/116683 Thu, 2 Feb 2006 18:19:13 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/116683 (Insert appropriate party music here) I figured I needed a good intro for the ofishul birthday entr ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/116321 Wed, 1 Feb 2006 17:24:06 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/116321 Last night Mummy caught me watching the movie "Catwoman" on cable. She thought this was very funny. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/114925 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 13:09:38 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/114925 Yes, sadly enough, Mummy has a new nickname for me and that's it above. "Bratty McFatty." I don't ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/114028 Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:21:31 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/114028 Do you know what a repart card is? Well, I had never heard of it before, but lately Mummy has been ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/111388 Mon, 16 Jan 2006 17:28:01 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/111388 Detective Milo here. I have a case for you to solve, a real Scooby Dooish mystery. So listen up as ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/109947 Wed, 11 Jan 2006 14:24:38 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/109947 For those of you who don't know, my Mummy is a teacher. She teaches the little people how do stuff ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/109658 Tue, 10 Jan 2006 16:16:38 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/109658 Mummy is amazed at the amount of attention I receive on a daily dog walk. Strangers walking by wil ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/108682 Sat, 7 Jan 2006 07:56:18 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/108682 Okay, so Mummy and I were walking past the Little People Daycare Center yesterday. It was pretty co ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/106656 Sat, 31 Dec 2005 09:47:26 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/106656 No, there was no poopy in the stocking this year, though you might have thought so from the title of ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/104830 Sat, 24 Dec 2005 08:18:31 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/104830 And they say I'M the bad one? Last night we went to Gramma and Grampa's house to celebrate Aunt Lau ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/104705 Fri, 23 Dec 2005 15:17:30 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/104705 There is a song that says, "I'm gettin' nuthin' for Christmas, Mummy and Deddy are mad, I'm gettin' ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/103866 Tue, 20 Dec 2005 14:01:57 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/103866 Today I peed on someone's snowman. Mummy was appalled by this, but in my own defense, I must say t ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/103495 Mon, 19 Dec 2005 08:23:30 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/103495 The holiday party is over, all the company has gone home, and I am still trying to catch up on all t ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/102918 Fri, 16 Dec 2005 19:49:11 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/102918 A Christmas card came today. It was addressed to Mummy, Deddy and "Sir Milo." If I had thumbs I wo ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/100872 Fri, 9 Dec 2005 09:28:17 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/100872 This morning I woke up and everything was WHITE. "Cool!" I said. Mummy did not go to school, eith ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/98259 Wed, 30 Nov 2005 19:08:19 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/98259 Yesterday was our annual Christmas photo shoot! Every year Mummy takes my picture for our Christmas ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/98252 Wed, 30 Nov 2005 18:50:38 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/98252 Mummy is always asking why Deddy and I have such a special bond. "Is it a male thing?" she asks. " ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/96819 Sat, 26 Nov 2005 15:32:38 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/96819 Let me explain a few things. First of all, I'm a dog, and dogs have fur. It gets colder in the win ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/96781 Sat, 26 Nov 2005 12:08:36 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/96781 I guess you can only run from your past for so long. If you've read any of my previous diary entrie ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/94194 Thu, 17 Nov 2005 16:37:46 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/94194 Well it's about time! Mummy has been so busy lately that I have not been able to write my Dogster e ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/89623 Thu, 3 Nov 2005 18:47:09 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/89623 I don't know where you all live, but where I live, the leaves are changing and everything is yellow, ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/89615 Thu, 3 Nov 2005 18:27:14 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/89615 Thank God Halloween is over! All of those little people coming to the door, banging, laughing, maki ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/88050 Sat, 29 Oct 2005 18:43:32 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/88050 Last night Mummy let me out for my final peepee, and the moment she flicked the light on, I started ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/87493 Thu, 27 Oct 2005 18:06:36 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/87493 There are signs everywhere. I see them- the orange pumpkins on doorsteps, the frazzled look on Mumm ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/85654 Fri, 21 Oct 2005 15:03:12 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/85654 There are moments when Mummy insists that I am really a little boy in a dog costume. There are many ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/85416 Thu, 20 Oct 2005 17:59:56 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/85416 Mummy insists that things are getting terribly unfair for her around this kingdom. I don't believe ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/84830 Tue, 18 Oct 2005 19:30:10 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/84830 I am sorry to say that I have hurt my dearest Mummy's feelings. I didn't mean to. In fact, if you ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/83749 Sat, 15 Oct 2005 06:43:54 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/83749 Mummy came bursting through the door after school yesterday, shouting, "MILO! MILO! Come on, hurry ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/82746 Tue, 11 Oct 2005 16:16:08 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/82746 I was thinking about going to the liberry. Mummy talks about the liberry sometimes. She says there ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/81623 Thu, 6 Oct 2005 17:17:01 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/81623 Mummy would not want me to tell you this, but she has been a real mess lately! She hurt her lower b ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/80545 Sun, 2 Oct 2005 17:52:47 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/80545 In honor of the Fall and all of the road trips people take, here it is, your very own handy dandy ma ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/78480 Sat, 24 Sep 2005 17:28:14 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/78480 I had special quality time with Deddy today. He took me to the dog park while Mummy was helping Aun ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/77200 Mon, 19 Sep 2005 19:06:49 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/77200 Mummy took me on the Super Walk yesterday. It was such a nice day that we decided to walk the bike ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/76690 Sat, 17 Sep 2005 06:35:12 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/76690 When Mummy got home from school yesterday, she said, "Milo, it was so hot at school today and there ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/76102 Wed, 14 Sep 2005 18:47:35 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/76102 TRAGIC. That's the only word I can use to describe tonight's entry. Such tragedy. Such tragic eve ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/75030 Sun, 11 Sep 2005 06:57:01 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/75030 I have a secret to tell you. If I tell you, you have to promise not to tell anyone else. Promise? ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/74395 Thu, 8 Sep 2005 19:55:40 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/74395 "All things must change, to something new, to something strange." I heard that once somewhere, and ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/74082 Wed, 7 Sep 2005 19:40:24 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/74082 GUESS WHAT?! I got a PHONE CALL yesterday! My very own phone call. You will never believe who it ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/73861 Tue, 6 Sep 2005 20:38:28 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/73861 When Mummy came home from school today I asked her if I could wear my bowtie on our afternoon walk. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/73436 Mon, 5 Sep 2005 08:00:50 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/73436 Yesterday we went to Gramma and Grampa's house for a barbeque. My cousins JB and crazy PeeWee were ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/72680 Thu, 1 Sep 2005 18:37:10 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/72680 I'm in love! I am in love with the most glorious dog I have ever seen. She is my exotic princess a ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/72119 Tue, 30 Aug 2005 14:14:47 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/72119 There are many things you might know about me, such as, I am afraid of the deep fryer and the sound ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/71832 Mon, 29 Aug 2005 13:36:59 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/71832 I could tell you that the last few days have been traumatic for me. I could cry and whine and tell ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/70833 Thu, 25 Aug 2005 09:29:18 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/70833 The war is beginning! I overheard Deddy tell Mummy that the "painting begins tonight" and then he i ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/70578 Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:27:07 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/70578 I love having a new Deddy but I'm not so sure I like all of the changes that are going on in this ki ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/69807 Sun, 21 Aug 2005 18:12:49 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/69807 Yesterday I was all set to swim in Aunt Laura's new pool. "Mummy, can we go now? Can we go to Aunt ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/69428 Sat, 20 Aug 2005 06:31:35 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/69428 Last night Deddy and I made some mistakes. We have made mistakes before, and the good thing is, Mum ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/69072 Thu, 18 Aug 2005 18:35:00 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/69072 I had to go to the doctor today. Never fear, it was just for a check-up. I actually like going to t ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/67923 Sun, 14 Aug 2005 20:07:48 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/67923 Aloha! That is a word that I learned from Mummy and Deddy. They FINALLY returned from their EXTREM ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/63920 Sun, 31 Jul 2005 18:24:53 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/63920 Sigh. THE BIG DAY is over. Mummy and Deddy (YES, now I have a DEDDY!) said it was the most beautif ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/63422 Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:41:40 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/63422 Last night was Mummy's Rehearsal Dinner. I don't understand why you have to rehearse having dinner- ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/62677 Wed, 27 Jul 2005 05:26:13 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/62677 The BIG DAY is this weekend for Mummy and she has been busy, busy, busy with all kinds of things tha ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/62581 Tue, 26 Jul 2005 18:15:07 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/62581 I am not lucky enough to have a real swimming pool like Uncle Budday. I am lucky for lots of other ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/61801 Sun, 24 Jul 2005 06:52:05 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/61801 Mummy has a nice flower garden. She calls it the "hand me down garden" because most of the perennia ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/61487 Fri, 22 Jul 2005 21:03:52 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/61487 Do you know that I am part fishy? At least that's what Mummy says. I like to swim soooo much that ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/61131 Thu, 21 Jul 2005 18:12:39 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/61131 Do you remember when Mummy had her wiz-dum tooth removed? Well, you might have thought that story w ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/61060 Thu, 21 Jul 2005 12:37:50 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/61060 It is true that I am a restless sleeper. Mummy has often complained that I kick her in the middle o ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/60866 Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:19:51 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/60866 As you know, Mummy and Jimmy are getting married very soon, and that means Jimmy will be my new Dedd ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/60582 Tue, 19 Jul 2005 16:58:44 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/60582 Guess what! I woke up this morning to find that the world had transformed overnight and we now live ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/60240 Mon, 18 Jul 2005 10:28:03 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/60240 In the picture above you can see me "bug hunting" and staring at a bee that is in the flowers (you c ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/59860 Sat, 16 Jul 2005 18:41:23 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/59860 Mummy gave me an important job to do today. She said, "Milo, I need you to watch out the window" (I ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/59237 Thu, 14 Jul 2005 09:04:31 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/59237 Lately Mummy has been calling me "Rooty." I wasn't sure what this meant at first, but then I realiz ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/58861 Tue, 12 Jul 2005 16:30:17 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/58861 Mummy says I am spending too much time in the Panic Room lately (if you don't know what a Panic Room ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/56381 Sat, 2 Jul 2005 17:07:00 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/56381 For centuries, squirrels and terriers have been sworn enemies. I cannot think of a Jack Russell who ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/55733 Wed, 29 Jun 2005 14:52:02 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/55733 Do you see the latest photo of me above? That is me TRYING to rest after a hard day swimming in Unc ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/53996 Thu, 23 Jun 2005 06:17:40 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/53996 I am going to be honest here. Mummy and I are having some trouble getting along. Well, let me reph ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/53549 Tue, 21 Jun 2005 12:38:48 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/53549 Mummy is officially done with school! Normally she comes home very excited to start the vacation an ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/52880 Sun, 19 Jun 2005 07:21:56 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/52880 Mummy went to her sister's bridal shower yesterday (these bride-to-be's like to stay awfully clean!) ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/52657 Sat, 18 Jun 2005 05:06:35 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/52657 Yesterday was Garbage Day. Do you have Garbage Day where you live? On Tuesdays and Fridays we put ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/52078 Wed, 15 Jun 2005 15:16:37 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/52078 Mummy came home early today because of the heat. We had chinese food (General's Chicken- I love the ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/51847 Tue, 14 Jun 2005 17:41:37 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/51847 I don't know how dogs live in hot climates. What do you dogs in Las Vegas do? Or Africa for that m ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/50337 Tue, 7 Jun 2005 20:01:09 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/50337 Are there things that you are scared of? Sometimes I get scared of things. Mummy says that's kind ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/50090 Mon, 6 Jun 2005 20:01:23 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/50090 Mummy is a big Star Wars fan. She says that is because she saw all of the movies in the theater whe ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/49057 Thu, 2 Jun 2005 18:54:55 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/49057 Mummy came home today and she called my name like she always does. "Miloooo! Miloooo, I'm hoooome! ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/47806 Sat, 28 May 2005 18:55:43 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/47806 Mummy is letting me write two diary entries today! She says that is because it is a holiday weekend ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/47762 Sat, 28 May 2005 14:17:54 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/47762 Yesterday's walk was very exciting. Do you know what I found? A GROUNDHOG HOLE!! I stuck my whole ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/47416 Thu, 26 May 2005 17:33:40 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/47416 Ages ago, Mummy said I should use this diary to talk about some of my "ishoos." There is one thing ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/46987 Tue, 24 May 2005 19:30:31 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/46987 What does the word "bonkers" mean? I hear that a lot from Mummy. "You are driving me bonkers, Milo ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/46180 Fri, 20 May 2005 16:11:11 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/46180 Do you know what it means when a toy squeaks? It means, "Time to play, Milo!" or "Come downstairs, ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/45766 Wed, 18 May 2005 14:34:27 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/45766 Mummy had her wiz-dum tooth taken out last week. She seemed to be getting better, even though she s ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/44570 Thu, 12 May 2005 07:04:03 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/44570 Mummy is back! Mummy is okay! She came home yesterday and when I went to lick her lips to say welco ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/44264 Tue, 10 May 2005 14:44:06 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/44264 Oh, poor Mummy! She is having problems with something called a "Wiz-dum tooth." She said her tooth ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/43818 Sun, 8 May 2005 08:56:55 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/43818 Last night while Mummy and Jimmy were watching a movie, I spotted something moving across the floor. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/43612 Sat, 7 May 2005 05:58:43 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/43612 I am sorry if you are one of those dogs who has to sleep in a crate. When I first arrived at Mummy' ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/43186 Wed, 4 May 2005 20:47:30 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/43186 Wednesday is when the landscapers come. They take care of the front yards in all of the townhouses. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/42947 Tue, 3 May 2005 20:05:35 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/42947 Shhhh! I want to tell you a secret. I think my castle might be haunted! The other day, Gramma bou ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/42024 Fri, 29 Apr 2005 14:39:04 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/42024 Mummy was not happy with our walk again today. Lately I just feel like sitting down every few feet ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/41533 Wed, 27 Apr 2005 15:39:04 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/41533 Ding, dong the cat is dead! Well, not really dead. But gone! We found out yesterday that the evil ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/41141 Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:12:16 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/41141 The wind was blooooowing today on our walk. Mummy would laugh every time a big gust came by because ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/40512 Fri, 22 Apr 2005 14:28:12 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/40512 The weather has been so nice lately that Mummy and I have been going on looong walks every day. She ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/38774 Fri, 15 Apr 2005 13:12:33 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/38774 Mummy said that today I forgot the meaning of the word "walk." She said, "Milo, if we are going to ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/38304 Wed, 13 Apr 2005 16:41:20 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/38304 Okay, so this is going too far. I don't want to be angry at Mummy. I know she is trying to help me ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/37838 Mon, 11 Apr 2005 15:45:21 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/37838 Do you know what I found in my dinner the other night? A PILL! A gross, squishy, brown liquid caps ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/37375 Sat, 9 Apr 2005 10:59:49 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/37375 If I could color the perfect day in my coloring book, it would look exactly like it does today- blue ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/36581 Tue, 5 Apr 2005 15:40:30 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/36581 It was a beautiful, breezy day today, so when Mummy got home from work she said, "Let's go, Milo, we ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/36131 Sun, 3 Apr 2005 18:33:27 PDT Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/36131 Mummy has discovered my secret. Downstairs in the TV room I have two toyboxes. When Mummy and Jimm ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/35460 Thu, 31 Mar 2005 14:03:09 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/35460 I know that Mummy is a teacher and she deals with the little people on a daily basis. I kind of lik ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/34981 Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:18:29 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/34981 Hooray! I was a good boy on Easter! I didn't fight with my cousins and I even played with them nic ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/34209 Sat, 26 Mar 2005 12:54:14 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/34209 So tomorrow is Easter! That means two things: 1) Maybe the Easter Bunny will leave me special eggs ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/33132 Mon, 21 Mar 2005 17:30:39 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/33132 Have I ever told you about my friend Louie? He is a Bernese Mountain dog and he lives in the townho ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/32830 Sun, 20 Mar 2005 06:47:41 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/32830 Yesterday was Mummy's birthday. She had a cake and when they brought it out I thought it was for me ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/32533 Fri, 18 Mar 2005 13:31:26 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/32533 Today I am going to write about the dogs I DON'T like and why. Really, there might not be a reason ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/32303 Thu, 17 Mar 2005 14:09:34 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/32303 Happy St. Patty's Day!!! Mummy took me for a walk today and I got to wear my favorite St. Patty's D ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/31598 Mon, 14 Mar 2005 14:39:25 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/31598 Okay, so I wasn't very cooperative when Mummy went to have my picture taken yesterday. Maybe it was ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/31270 Sun, 13 Mar 2005 06:44:58 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/31270 Mummy says I am getting my picture taken today. I don't see why she can't do it herself- she took a ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/30705 Thu, 10 Mar 2005 15:39:59 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/30705 TREASURE! I've found treasure! You will never believe it, but I was walking along the meadow with ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/29967 Mon, 7 Mar 2005 13:24:38 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/29967 Let me tell you about my walk today. It was a nice day, too, the weather was much warmer than it ha ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/29535 Sat, 5 Mar 2005 09:25:23 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/29535 Today Mummy started tearing up perfectly good scraps of bread to throw to the birds in the backyard. ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/29165 Thu, 3 Mar 2005 15:06:00 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/29165 Since I believe that my house is my kingdom, it is only logical to think that all of my toys are my ... http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/28655 Tue, 1 Mar 2005 10:08:45 PST Milo ~ writing at dogster.com http://www.dogster.com/dogs/122254/diary/Life_in_the_kingdom_of_milo/28655 This is my very first diary entry on Dogster and I am so excited to have control of the computer!! ...