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<title>FASTEST TONGUE IN THE EAST!</title>
<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east</link>
<description>Dogster diary for the dog Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V)</description>
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<copyright>Copyright 2013 by Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) &amp; Dogster</copyright>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 19:31:30 PDT</pubDate>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/561940</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:29:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My good friend Bella (she's a beauty!!) sent this to me, so here goes!

Copy this diary entry, and ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My good friend Bella (she's a beauty!!) sent this to me, so here goes!

Copy this diary entry, and paste it into your diary. Read and then delete my answers. Then you can fill in your own! We can get to know our pals better!! Have fun!! Then send a rosette or pawmail to 4 pals and ask them to post it in their diary!!!!

1. What color is your collar?

Bright green!

2. What kind of food do you eat? Kirkland chcken and rice with rice chicken, and veggies mixed in it.

3. What are your favorite treats?

if it is not still moving it is a treat I will eat!

4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other??
I love another lab (black) but she seldom talks to me anymore!

5. Do you get Table Scraps?
Some times!


6. What is your favorite toy?  the remote for moms bedroom light/fan!

7. When is your Birthday? April 7th, 2003

8. How many times a day do you get to eat?

Two times a day

9. Do you have a favorite color?

YELLOW! 

10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary?

I hope so

I sent this to…

Sammy 
Cooper
Mac T
Mason
Jovi]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>2008 into 2009!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/547665</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 9 Jan 2009 14:10:13 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well besides what Roxy listed......

I gained lots of winter fat (meant to keep me warm for the se ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well besides what Roxy listed......

I gained lots of winter fat (meant to keep me warm for the season) 

I got lots of great treats. (probably the cause of the winter weight)

I met our Uncle Mike, (Grandpa's brother) who played in the yard with us when he was cutting broken limbs off our tree! He is good for some serious tugging! (Beau would woof him!) He came by a few times over the summer to help mom do stuff around the house and yard.

I got a couple weeks at the beach over Christmas, though I really missed not spending the summer there! 

I hope all my pals had a great 2008 and have an even better 2009! Woof!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Valentine tag!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/422702</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 7 Feb 2008 16:14:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I have been tagged by my buddy Finn!
So, I will make 5 wishes (a dog can never have too many wishes ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have been tagged by my buddy Finn!
So, I will make 5 wishes (a dog can never have too many wishes), and I'll tag 5 other special friends!

1. I wish my dog bowl was BIGGER and mom put more food in it!

2. I wish I had a never ending bone!

3. I wish water taste like beer!

4. I wish eating poop wasn't taboo! (mom won't let me kiss her afterwards)

5. I wish mom was a 'stay at home mom' ! 



And now I'll tag 5 of my furends, 
My first victim is Toby, my partner in nugget eating!
My second victim is my dawg The untouchable Jeb!
My third victim is the coolest LBD MacT!

4&5 are TBA]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Turkey Tag! U R IT!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/389393</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:11:55 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Dang we hate these things! But it seems another round of tag is making it's way around dogster, BOL! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dang we hate these things! But it seems another round of tag is making it's way around dogster, BOL! ;) I was tagged by my pals Marlowe, Sammy and Rook!

Here are the rules:
I think every pup knows the basic tag rules, but because it’s Thanksgiving time, there is a change to the rules. I get to tell ya about 7 things that I am thankful for and then tag 7 pals and tell them about it with a pmail or a rosette. Then those pups get to write in their diary, tag and notify 7 pals, and on it goes....
Seven things I’m thankful for:

1.) I am thankful for BEER! 

2.) I am thankful I am thankful dad wanted a boy pup and I was the only male left in the litter!

3.) I am thankful dad sleeps on the couch and I can sleep on his pillow!

4.) I am thankful for Food! my two meals a day and anything I can con off anyone with my big brown eyes!

5.) I am thankful for BEER, dark lagers are best! 

6.) I am thankful for water, great for swimming, drinking and cleaning off my paws so I can come in the house! 

7.) I am thankful for my mom, dad and sister Roxy! I love them all! 

I've tagged:
Toby
BooBoo
TBA-]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Noooooooo!  Not the Q-tips mom!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/384104</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Nov 2007 17:16:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I have been trying to hide this for a while.....
I have not been snuggling with mom as not to get t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have been trying to hide this for a while.....
I have not been snuggling with mom as not to get to close she could smell it! 


Yes pups, I have the dreaded ear infection! Fortunately it is only in one ear. My poor (Dog rest his sole) brother Evo use to get them all of the time, he warned me being a Lab and having those cute floppy ears had it's pitfalls and now I know what he meant! I am going to be 5 in April and this is the first one(knocking on wood) I have ever had. Not bad for a dog that loves, I mean LOVES water! 
I guess I am somewhat relieved mom noticed cause it isn't out of control bad and she already has the ointment so I don't have to go to the vet “quite” yet. I will keep my paws crossed she can get it cleared up.

On another note Roxy and I had a freak near disaster tonight playing outside! She tells about it in her diary and to be honest if your in a multi-dog home you might want to read it! Scary stuff pup!

Well I need to go look labradorable for a cookie! WoOf! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WHOA! WHO KNEW!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/380747</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:45:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Man I never dreamed being DOTD on Dogster would bring such a huge amount of attention! This has been ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Man I never dreamed being DOTD on Dogster would bring such a huge amount of attention! This has been the single greatest day of my doglife! 

I have lots of Thank you's to send out but have decided to put them in my diary so I will always be able to look back and see how pawpular I was on this day! So without further delay :-) and in no particular order here goes! 

A BIG THANK YOU FOR THE STARS
Harley, Harmony, Jake, Cal and Winnie!
Sammy and Jeb! (lots of well wishes for Jeb also)
Spuds
Roswell
Dazee
Georgia (my hot anti-prom date)
and the oh so beautiful Roxie Doxie!  

A HUGE THANKS FOR ALL THE ROSETTES!(sure makes a pup feel special to have all them on his page)
Mason (and I am pretty sure the 700 + bones were from you dawg!)
Jan
Furby
Barkley
Maggie
Caffrey (one of many LWD's!)
River
Shakespeare
Rocky
BooBoo
Sasha
Terra
Sidney
Niquel -NOT Nyquil bol
Toby
Sadie, Sparkles and Turkey
Duke
Wesley Boo Radley Mueller (LWD)
Atticus Finch (LWD)
Mac Tavish and Mac D!
Mingus
Dusty
Sampson
Isobel (my long lost love and heartthrob!) 
Otto, Ratty and Lula!
Smokey
Molly
Natasha
Georgie
Jayden N (LWD)
Derek
Cooper
Sweet Angus
Sir Snickers
Bridget ( a special thanks for my DOTD badge!)
Benji
Molly (TSG)
Joey girl
Rocky
Sarge
Drago
Gomez
Yoshi
Hobie
Kirstie, Cocoa & Mimosa
Abbie 
Mulligan

ALL MY NEW PUP-PALS! 

AND THE PMAILS OF CONGRATS FROM ;
Tinker Belle 
Munch
Benny 
Jerry
Chance
Buster]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>~Thank you , Thank you!~</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/380443</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:07:37 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wow what an honor to be 'Dog of the day here on Dogster'! I guess those peeps at HQ know what they a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow what an honor to be 'Dog of the day here on Dogster'! I guess those peeps at HQ know what they are doing after all! (hehe)....Having my handsome mug on their front page can only bring them bigger and better sponsor$! 

 Okay enough of my cockiness, I want to thank the powers that be and all my Pawsome Pals at Fatboys! ~wondering if he should name names?~ Heck you know who you are! Now let's go celebrate! WoOf, FB!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Best day ever!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/373258</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 8 Oct 2007 04:30:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wow what a great day I had yesterday! See mom was going to take Roxy on the HART walk and I was gonn ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow what a great day I had yesterday! See mom was going to take Roxy on the HART walk and I was gonna hang out with da'boyz, but I guess mom could stand not being with me cause I was suddenly put in the car and off we went!

 It was great there were lots of other dogs there and then Aunt Tara showed up with Rook! Wow I hadn't seen him in years! (I smelled him at our beach house though)....Anyhoo, we walked around and they gave us a bag with lots of different treats in it and even gave mom a shirt. The best part was being with mom! Just me and mom hanging out and having a good time, we even shared an apple on our way home. I was the happiest dog in the world yesterday! 

 When we got home Roxy and dad were out taking a walk. When she came in let me tell you if lQQks could kill!She was smelling all over me and a little irate that she didn't go, I think I smoothed it over though when I told her how cool it was cause it was near a shooting range and you could hear the gun shots! She would not have done well there at all so it worked out! Well pups I need to go nap and reflect on my weekend! FB]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I am in a photo contest!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/361041</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 5 Sep 2007 10:45:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>http://www.picture.com/voteforme/photovote1.asp?PID=2304079

Go Vote for me! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ http://www.picture.com/voteforme/photovote1.asp?PID=2304079

Go Vote for me!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>All good things must end?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/359157</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:03:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Who thought that one up? I was just getting into our summer routine and 'poof' it's over! 

I had  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Who thought that one up? I was just getting into our summer routine and 'poof' it's over! 

I had a good time though, I think I even lost some weight! Mom thinks I dropped about 8lbs.
Roxy I must say was much, much better this year. She seems to have more friends then I do down there now. Most of my park time is spent following(mom says it's herding) Roxy around, if she tries to play with other dogs I come busting between them and bark in their ears. I don't know why they can't understand she is mine! Mom and dad got her for me to have a playmate not all the dogs at the park. I don't think this rule was ever explained to Roxy and Dog knows she won't listen to me! 

I got to swim a lot and mom walked around the lake with us most days more then once, I enjoy that cause then it's just mom me and Roxy and she was forced to play with me! 

We went to see our pedicurist Mr. Richard! He is the greatest! I even went to a new vet there we call Mr. B. He was cool cause all he did was stick a thermometer up my rear and gave me treats! Mom said he gave me a shot too but I didn't feel anything. 

We met a bunch of new dogs this year and a few of our old pals aren't there anymore (they moved or whatnot) but we still knew most of them. I think Sparky has a crush on Roxy, I was always having to get between them. Sparky is a cool dog, they call him a Giant schnauzer and let me tell ya a Giant he is! 

Well I guess I should hop on over to Fatboy's Place and see what's going on there! Woof Soon pups!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Last days at the beach :-(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/354829</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:59:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>GoooooooD Morning pupers! :-h

Mom took Roxy and I to the ocean yesterday! It was Roxy's first tim ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ GoooooooD Morning pupers! :-h

Mom took Roxy and I to the ocean yesterday! It was Roxy's first time and my second.
It was pretty cool but mom forgot my 30 foot lead and I couldn't go in except my paws cause it was just mom holding us and Roxy and I like to pull her in two different directions. Dad and mom said they will take us agan Thursday, maybe then I can really get my paws in there!

We are heading back home on Monday, I wish we could stay longer but then I am sure mom and dad do too.

Well mom is finishing up her coffee and we are headed to the dog park! Talk soon! FB]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>July 29th</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/343779</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:46:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>So mom took her camera with her yesterday to the park to get some video of us playing with some of o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So mom took her camera with her yesterday to the park to get some video of us playing with some of our friends, well she'll have to try again today cause she forgot the memory card. 

Roxy is doing awesome with all our new (and a few old) friends. She is wearing me out though, we stay for 3 hours now and believe me I am pretty well pooped after the first hour! Mom says it looks like I have lost a few pounds and she will get me weighed this week. Maybe we should get her weighed also! 

One of our pup friends got bit by a copper head snake a couple weeks ago, she is okay, she kind of looked like a chipmunk for a day or two from the swelling. Now mom is afraid to walk us around the lake until others show up and clear the way so to speak. Heck I could kill a snake, I don't know what she's worried about! 

I have been swimming a lot down here and it feels so good! I sure wish I could convince dad to put a pool in the yard back home. Now that would be the good life for this Lab! 

Well I need to go give mom my puppy eyes so she'll get dressed to take us to the park! Hopefully we will have some new video to show ya later! WOOf, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dang old toads!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/334660</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 9 Jul 2007 10:58:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>DOG! Now I remember what happens when you pick Mr. Toad up with your mouth! He is the nastiest thing ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ DOG! Now I remember what happens when you pick Mr. Toad up with your mouth! He is the nastiest thing I have ever had in my mouth, and believe me when I tell you I have eaten some pretty foul stuff just ask my mom! 

Anyway after I picked him up I had to run around the yard for 20 minutes looking as though I had rabies! How embarrassing! Foaming and drooling, I tell ya it was horrible! I only hope next time mom yells 'Leave it' I remember why and do as I am told.

Well got to nap now long morning at the park. WoOf, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Darn Toads!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/331037</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 1 Jul 2007 09:18:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>So last night Sis wakes mom up cause she needs to pee, of course I have to go out with her and make  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So last night Sis wakes mom up cause she needs to pee, of course I have to go out with her and make sure nothing is creeping around the yard. Well good thing I did cause there it was! I had tried to get rid of it last summer when we were here but I guess he didn't learn, That's right Mr. Toad was back! 

Now anypup that knows me knows I get a little nervous when I come across a toad or lizard, but mom was outside so I had to protect her. I stood over him (with my feet firmly planted in a take off and run stance) and I growled at him! Well he just stood there so mom steps in and grabs him (just before I was going to made my big lunge at him) and she throws him out into the lake! Good thing cause I don't know what I was going to do if I got a hold of him!   

Today we didn't stay at the Park but 2 hours (we have been staying as long as 3 most days) mom was afraid Roxy was going to hurt a little puppy! She was playing with him and it was cool but mom said he was way too little for her, so home we came. That's okay with me cause I was pretty pooped.

Mom said she wants me to loss nearly 10lbs this summer! Hello ma' looked in the mirror lately? I weighed in at 95lbs a couple days ago when I went for my pedicure. I like 95, it's a solid number!

Anyway pups got to run, dad and mom are going out on the motorcycles, I wonder where they go, maybe there is a people park down here too. Later WoOf! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It's been a while</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/324504</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:50:13 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>since I've written in here hasn't it?

I have been keeping pretty busy with getting ready to head  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ since I've written in here hasn't it?

I have been keeping pretty busy with getting ready to head to the beach next week! I have been working on my tan....no seriously! 
Next Thursday we leave! I can't wait, I know when I see dad put his motorcycle on the trailer we are getting ready to go!

I have been so patient waiting to go swimming, mom hasn't filled my tub once so I could play in it. Today mom and dad get off work early, as a matter of fact mom said she gets off early Mon. and then Tuesday will be early release and the last day! I don't know what it is but I love school. 

Well I have to get on over to Fatboy's Place and see all my Bud's! WoOf at y'all later! StatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>TAG RULES!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/312206</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 23 May 2007 07:13:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>You've been tagged!

The rules:
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ You've been tagged!

The rules:
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged need to write in their own diary about the seven random facts and the rules. You need to choose seven dogs to tag and list their names. Don't forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary.

1.I'm a plump Yellow Labrador Retriever, AKC
2. I am a momma's boy, tho I do love my daddy!
3.I love everyone I meet!
4.I love to swim! I love water!
5. I am affraid of frogs and lizards! 
6.I am always ready to play!
7.I will do anything for food or beer! I love to eat more then anything else in the world!

I have tagged the following dogs:
1.Jeb
2. Isobel
3. Marlowe
4. Meatball
5. Chester
6. Savannah
7. Jan]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well we arrived home from the beach yesterday!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/311497</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 May 2007 08:35:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I had a great time, except the part where mom tried to kill me! 
See Wednesday afternoon mom was ou ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I had a great time, except the part where mom tried to kill me! 
See Wednesday afternoon mom was out and when she came home there were areas all over the house where I had throw up, and in my throw up there was blood! At first mom wasn’t sure which one of us had done it but then she fed us dinner and within a couple of minutes I threw that up. 
She then realized that she had given us the braided bully sticks again and that this had happened to me last summer!  

I guess I swallow to large of pieces in order to finish up before Roxy in hopes of stealing hers! 

Okay so later that night I go and wake mom and she gets me outside in time for me to toss my cookies again! Now she is starting to get freaked out and thinking about running me to the emergency hospital, I am also doing this weird stretching and bending thing every few minutes. 

She stayed up most the night with me and researched a lot of things on the computer, she was worried about bloat for a couple minutes but when I went and left a load out back she knew it wasn’t that, because I wouldn’t have been able to poo if it was that.

Well when morning came I was feeling much better and mom said we’d wait it out a little longer. Well I did fine and had no more problems with it. Now she says I can never have a braided bully again, that bites cause I love those things! 

So other then the bad 18 hours the trip was great! We went to the doggy park every morning and played with all our friends.  I went swimming and Roxy would chase me into the water but only go in up to her elbows, what a wimp!

Then after the park we would go home and stretch out for a good afternoons nap while mom and dad went riding.

One day while we were there Sammy and Jebs mom came to visit us! She was really cool and didn't mind us jumping on her when she first showed up, Roxy had her trained to give her belly rubs in no time! Mom said maybe over the summer we can meet Sammy and Jeb! How cool would that be?

4 more weeks and we get to go back for the summer!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Happy Cinco de Mayo plus uno!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/305499</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 6 May 2007 05:22:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I had a great time last night! Dad and mom had a few friends over for Coronas and tacos and a lot of ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I had a great time last night! Dad and mom had a few friends over for Coronas and tacos and a lot of chips fell my way! 

Then the best part of it all came this morning when mom started taking down balloons and letting me chase them! 
They would hit my nose and bounce back up in the air, then I would bite them(accidentally of course) and they would be gone! I must've done it a dozen times. In fact it's not even 9 am and I am pretty pooped! Guess I'll take a nap, and maybe mom will get me more balloons! WoOf, FB]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Saturday!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/300115</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:15:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hey pups!

Well here it is Saturday and mom is home with us! 
We got our drawings in the mail yes ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey pups!

Well here it is Saturday and mom is home with us! 
We got our drawings in the mail yesterday that Larry did for us, they are awesome! Mom is going to get them framed and hang them in Myrtle Beach! 

We have had very little computer time the past couple weeks. First mom's Grandma became ill and then after a week or so she (grandma) went to the bridge to pick up her old dogs Fessie & Smokey.

Speaking of Smokey, our dear friend from here at Dogster (Smokey) went to the bridge Thursday. Roxy and I are pretty bummed out, he was a cool pup. Evo on the other hand is happy cause now he has a new cool pup to play with at the bridge. Mom keeps saying what a sad year this has been so far! We sure hope it start perking up. 

Mom thinks Roxy might have eaten a bird! Why in Dogs name would a pup wanna eat a bird?
I know she chases them and heck so do I but eat 'em? Mom found evidence around the yard (feathers) and a piece in Roxys mouth! BOL! But no 'body' has been found. That's what them birds get for nesting in our roof!

Well mom has a toothache and wants us to take a nap with her. WooF later! FB]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>TGIM!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/295027</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 9 Apr 2007 07:40:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>This has been a crazy weekend and I must say I am glad to see it end!

Scary thing happened last n ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This has been a crazy weekend and I must say I am glad to see it end!

Scary thing happened last night, Mom was loading the dishwasher and I was trying to pre-wash them when all a sudden I felt something pull at my collar! I jerked backwards and took off running! Oh My Dog, I am being chased by the dishwasher! I run as fast as I can and try to hide behind dads chair but it followed me there!  Mom was screaming and dishes were flying everywhere! I was trapped! But then dad took the dishwasher off of me! It seems that the bottom rack got caught on my collar! Broke a few large plates but I honestly think mom was happy, seems she has wanted a new set! 

Today we are home with Grandma while mom and dad are at work. Grandma will be leaving our house tonight to go stay with a friend for a week or so.  

Mom says Great Grandma could be leaving for the bridge today, she says G-Gma]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/293110</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 4 Apr 2007 16:50:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Okay it's been what 5 days since Grandma' arrived and looks like mom is getting real close to having ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Okay it's been what 5 days since Grandma' arrived and looks like mom is getting real close to having her fill!

Me, I am a totally non judgmental pup and as long as she gives me a cookie now and again I am happy!

Mom on the other hand is pulling out her hairs one by one! This could get ugly!Ya know if they were dogs they wouldn't have any trouble spending time together. I must say though Grandma' talks a lot! I mean a whole lot! 

Well I must go distract mom so she can forget about everything else for a while. Later pals!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My stinkin' luck!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/290787</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:59:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I can't believe this is happening! Dad and Matt loaded up the van and pulled out this morning and th ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I can't believe this is happening! Dad and Matt loaded up the van and pulled out this morning and they forgot us! Mom, Roxy and I are still here! 

I am a little embarrassed to admit I sat at the window and cried! I cried as load as I could to try and get his attention and let him know he forgot to put us in the van! 

Mom said not to worry we would try and make it to the beach in May. Excuse me, but all my friends are expecting me! 

Mom said her Gma' is very sick and will be going to the bridge soon so we had to stay home. Gma' had a doggy named Smokey, I guess she needs to go be with him now. 

I love mom but couldn't Roxy have stayed behind and I go? Heck everypup knows she is a better watchdog then I......I mean I am good but she could do just as well! 

Mom said she will make it up to us and get us some 'monster' bones! Yum....

Well I am pretty pooped from the big scene I made this morning so I need to go nap! Woof later, The forgotten one!]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/289002</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:25:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Counting the days till we leave for Myrtle Beach! 

I will be a little sad as my next-door human p ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Counting the days till we leave for Myrtle Beach! 

I will be a little sad as my next-door human pal Mr. Jack is moving and I won’t see him. I sure hope somepaw really cool bought their house! 

On a brighter note I get to go swimming! I haven’t been swimming since Thanksgiving! Roxy says she hope the extra pounds I have put on don’t sink me! Bol! 
I’m a good swimmer so I don’t need to worry about that. 

Oh I can see myself rolling in the dirt after swimming and the look on all the skins faces when I stand up and it’s caked on me! Mom just laughs, cause we know us Labs dry clean! 
No silly not at the dry-cleaners, but as our coats dry all of the dirt falls off of us! I go from yellow to brown and back to yellow in no time! 

Mom isn’t showing any signs of messing up our trip yet so I am thinking it’s a go this time! WoOf  at ya later pups, I  have to take a nice late morning nap and dream of all the fun I will have this weekend! FB]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hello pals!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/287431</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:47:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>TGIF!
Hopefully there is a bone in it for us! 
The weather sure is getting better! Mom will now ha ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ TGIF!
Hopefully there is a bone in it for us! 
The weather sure is getting better! Mom will now hang outside with us and not complain it’s too cold for her.

One more week and we leave for the beach! I can’t wait to see all my friends at the dog park, tho I know they will probably give me a hard time cause I have put on a few pounds!  It’s what I like to think of as my extra fluffy winter coat. 

The really cool news around here? Mom and dad have decided once we finish off this newest bag of food that’s it! Then mom and or dad are going to start preparing our meals! 

Real people food instead of those hard nuggets! Of course I will eat anything but Roxy just doesn’t seem to want to eat much anymore. Mom says she can’t blame her; she wouldn’t want to eat dog food either. 

 So mom has been on the computer a lot lately trying to find out the fine details, like how much we get each day, what meats, veggies and whole grains to use and what percentages. 
So if any of you pups get homemade food could ya drop me a p’mail and let us know what you get? WoOf at ya later, STator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HAPPY ST.PADDY'S DAY PUPS!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/284902</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:03:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Crazy weather around here but I love it! Wednesday I am playing football and it's 70 degrees out and ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Crazy weather around here but I love it! Wednesday I am playing football and it's 70 degrees out and yesterday it's snowing and cold today! What is this all about?

 Today I went snow swimming on the deck and it felt so good. What I do is lay down and get my belly all cold and then I start rolling around in it, then I take a few big old bites of snow! 

 I have yet to figure out why I like to eat it though. Today is St. Patrick's Day and that means dad will have all the guys here for Corned beef and cabbage and all the girl go out to dinner! Poor Roxy will be stuck here with us boys, but she's tough and can handle hangin' with the men! 

Uncle Bob will be here too! We love love love our uncle Bob! 

Well I need to get some nap time in cause I have lots of partying to do later! WoOf! FB]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Today was awesome!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/283720</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:28:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>First mom came home a little early from work. It was like really super nice outside so mom didn't mi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ First mom came home a little early from work. It was like really super nice outside so mom didn't mind staying out back with us. ( I prefer when someone stays out with us and watches us play)
When dad came home he had Matt the stinky teenager with him! This was great cause the boy wanted to play football! Which means I get to play Monkey in the middle!

I managed to get the ball a few times but it was so big that once it was in my jaws I couldn't spit it out, so mom had to help me open my mouth wider to get it out. I have my own 'Victory touchdown' dance also! I would take the ball to the water bowl and kick all the water out with my front paws while still holding the ball! Everyone thought it was a fun dance.  Mom got a movie of it so maybe tomorrow she'll add it to my site! 

Well I am pretty whooped now so I am going to bed! WoOf at ya'll later, Fatboy]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Smell mom Smell!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/281629</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 9 Mar 2007 14:15:11 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well last night was interesting. I have come to realize mom's nose is broken! 

Here I am lying on ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well last night was interesting. I have come to realize mom's nose is broken! 

Here I am lying on the bedroom floor with my paw up under dads dresser as far as it will go, and here she comes with a flashlight! I don't need light I need longer legs! She's looking under there saying “there is nothing there baby” My tail there is nothing there! Grab it mom, can't you smell it?
Well after a few minutes of trying to convince me there is nothing there, I convince her there is something there! She grabs the flashlight again and again looks under the dresser.......THINK SMALL MOM! IT'S RIGHT THERE! She starts to reach under and reaches farther back, then out she comes with it! That's right a small (size of pencil eraser) crumb from my cookie rolled under there! 

Yum, how I savor every little bite! Now how do I teach her to smell better? 

Well that's all the excitement here! WoOf, Fatboy]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/279783</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 5 Mar 2007 08:30:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mom got a new vacuum for the house. This one is a little more friendly then our old one. It doesn&acirc; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom got a new vacuum for the house. This one is a little more friendly then our old one. It doesn’t make so much noise. Mom said it would help keep Roxy’s hair off everyone’s clothes. I haven’t seen mom this excited about cleaning in a long time! She was saying it was a Dyson and that it will make her life much easier! 

Dad was of the opinion if it will provoke mom to clean the house, it’s worth the money! 

Dad bought a few thingies of straw for the back yard, Roxy and I had fun running through it, which help spread it around more. 

Well I need to nap up for this afternoons barking session. WoOf, F]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/278225</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Mar 2007 11:02:24 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well my Buddy Sammy did maybe an hour in Dogster jail! He got a light sentence! I was there for near ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well my Buddy Sammy did maybe an hour in Dogster jail! He got a light sentence! I was there for nearly 4 days! 
It is good to have a pal that’s been there too though. It’s not a nice place, they strip pictures off your site if they choose to! But hey we love dogster so I guess that’s the price we have to pay sometimes. 

Well just wanted to welcome Sammy back into the fresh air and also wish lil Ms. Kelsey at the bridge a Happy Birthday! WoOf. F]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MORE SNOW!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/276895</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:14:11 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yippee! Mom and Dad got to stay home today! 

We had snow yesterday and we thought for a while the ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yippee! Mom and Dad got to stay home today! 

We had snow yesterday and we thought for a while there it was never gonna stop! 
It was great running around in it. Sure makes a pup sleep good at night. 

Today it isn't as cold out and it seems to be melting fast! Heck by the end of the day our back yard will probably be a mud pit! I love mud! Wow what a great day to be me! Woof!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WoOf : hack hack! wOoF: hack hack!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/274668</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:10:39 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Howdy Pups!

Well it seems I caught dads cold! Yeah sure we can't catch em' from the bi-peds, well ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Howdy Pups!

Well it seems I caught dads cold! Yeah sure we can't catch em' from the bi-peds, well if dad just got over a cold and I now have one (and mind you NO exposure to other pups) be your own judge! 
This is twice now in my short 4 years I have had it and I get the shot! I think there is a problem with the potion!

Anyway Happy Belated Fat Tuesday! I guess that makes today Ash Wednesday! Mom and I are not Catholic but dad is and we are curious to see what he is giving up for Lent....He said something at dinner the other night that he was gonna stop lenting out his tools. Sounds like a plan. So mom is debating staying home from work today. Psst; I think she is getting kennel cough too! 

She doesn't sound bad yet.....Oh well I have to go chew is yummy lookin' rawhide lying on the floor! WoOf Later, S]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yo! Beau!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/270833</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:46:05 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Beau dude! Mom says I need to come spend a couple weeks with ya&acirc;ll! Think I could lose a ton of we ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Beau dude! Mom says I need to come spend a couple weeks with ya’ll! Think I could lose a ton of weight in that amount of time? Bol!  It’s okay you guys know I love being fat! The though of being starved does not appeal to me! Maybe we can call your aunt Sandy for help! You know she gets ya’ll the good stuff!

Sure miss ya walking by the fence and ignoring us! Just kidding! Scout was always glad to see me! 
Well I hope you find something to eat, maybe a deer will come into your yard! You have always wanted to catch one of them!  Talk soon Buddy! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Jimbo says we &quot;Are in Luck!&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/268228</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 6 Feb 2007 07:40:12 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Who is Jimbo and why would he say this you ask?

Well Jimbo works for the HD dealership mom wrote  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Who is Jimbo and why would he say this you ask?

Well Jimbo works for the HD dealership mom wrote to see if we could replace daddy’s plaque that we broke, and he says that because we will be able to buy a new one!
Everything is good in the world again!

So I think we are getting another pup! Why do I think that? Cause last night when mom got in bed she told dad they had a problem, She said “it’s a three dog night and we are short a dog!” Dad told her two would do fine for her! I don’t know if we are or not…..I do know mom didn’t freeze last night cause Roxy and I were sure to snuggle up extra close! 

Well I need to go nap; our morning runs around the yard take more out of me when it’s so cold out! WoOf, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A two entry day! So much to bark about!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/267154</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 3 Feb 2007 16:35:23 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>The &acirc;Not so Sweet Land&acirc;  

I hear our community has put out a APB the culprit that left some t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ The “Not so Sweet Land”  

I hear our community has put out a APB the culprit that left some turds on Dog Alley! 

Well I am not saying I know who committed this crime but dude let me tell ya, As great as the HOA is I for one don't believe they have skills you speak of! You know being able to build the new community center outta dog poop left behind on said “Dog Alley” (soon to be renamed Brown alley)! Though I would have to vote along your lines!

I have it from good sources that one of the piles you left behind has been stepped on, by (well you know the majority around here) Yeah, stinkin bad mouth teenagers! Bah ha ha! Roxy and I are hoping against all hope 'it' had a hole in 'it's' shoe! BOL!

We must admit also we are surprised the house here has not been egged or T-P'ed! Oh to live in this sour neighborhood can give a pup the runs! You (no names mentioned) are the lucky ones and our hats are off to you! We are counting the arg.....years!   

Can't wait to come out and jump through your new doggy door! The picture of all that running space made me droll! I will be in touch! Good night, The Fat one! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh Boy are we in the doghouse!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/266940</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 3 Feb 2007 07:03:56 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mom went out for a bit this morning (came back smelling like our bud Yawny!) well when she came back ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom went out for a bit this morning (came back smelling like our bud Yawny!) well when she came back we do as we always do and greeted her by jumping up on her! 

Well next thing ya know 'bang, crash, shatter!' Ut Oh! Mom looked petrified! It was dads glass gift from the Harley dealership with a picture of his ('07 peace officer edition) bike on it! Dad stood up in the kitchen and said, “let me guess” then he put on his coat and left! 

 I sure hope he is not still mad when he gets back. We didn't mean to knock it down. It wasn't me dad it was the evil one! Oh I hate when dad is angry at us. 

 What really stinks about this is it's not like we can go out and buy a new one! Well I am going to go find a corner to sleep in and make myself scarce around here today! Talk later, FatBoy]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dog has it been cold out or what!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/263589</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:44:51 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I really like it when it gets like this! I can run my large Lab rear off and not get over heated! 
 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I really like it when it gets like this! I can run my large Lab rear off and not get over heated! 
It could only be better if it would snow about a tail! I do love the snow, almost as much as swimming!  

So it is the last day of the week for mom and dad to work unless they have to go sit with the bad kids tomorrow that have Saturday school! I heard them talking about a whole bunch of kids getting caught at an IHOP during mid-term exams. I guess that is a bad thing, so mom and dad will have to go sit with them in school tomorrow. 

Mom is off on Monday though! I think sometime this weekend she is going to finish painting the hallway. Maybe this time Roxy can keep from touching the wall, she was a little green for a few days there but she ended up shedding it off! 

Well the little school kids are heading home so we need to take our places at the window to watch them walk past! WoOf, StatOR]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well we finally got SNOW!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/261836</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:23:27 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Roxy and I have been running around in it like maniacs! 

Once in a while one of us slides right i ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Roxy and I have been running around in it like maniacs! 

Once in a while one of us slides right into the sliding doors! Bang! 
Usually it's me! BOL!

Mom and dad got to stay home today cause there was no school! I sure wish there was no school everyday! 

I don't think this stuff is going to stay around long though, it has already started to melt a little.

Mom and dad said they are going to go out to dinner tonight. Lucky them, hopefully they will bring us home some bones! Yum!

Well need to go slide some more! WooF!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sure is quiet around here!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/257820</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:42:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Ever since the mice all left there isn't much to do. I sure wish they would come back.(don't tell mo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ever since the mice all left there isn't much to do. I sure wish they would come back.(don't tell mom that)
Then last night we got all ready for bed and I kept waiting for dad to come tuck us in but he never did. I can't figure out where he is, I looked in the big tub outside and he wasn't there. I think he went to the other house without us! I was real concerned last night now I am a little angry that he might have gone there and didn't take us! 

 We have gotten some bad news on our friend Honey,(http://www.dogster.com/dogs/221890/sniff) seems she might have cancer and may be leaving for the bridge soon! But ya know what? Leave to old Honey to still have her sense of humor! What a great gal! But we all know even when she leaves her home she'll always be here on Dogster!  We love ya Honey!  

Well since dad isn't here Roxy and I are pulling double duty protecting the house, so I need to go be on the look out! I'll let Roxy tell ya about the rotten teenagers we had to deal with! Later, FBoy]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I am the Mighty Hunter!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/256393</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 9 Jan 2007 18:35:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Seems we have had some company here in the house. These little creatures I will refer to as Mice hav ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Seems we have had some company here in the house. These little creatures I will refer to as Mice have taken up residence in our wall! Yes, there is this box in the wall that blows the heat and cold air out into the house and that is where they have been living, mom believes they are stuck there. Anyway mom has visited them a couple times in the past few days.......

DAY ONE: Mom is very tired in the morning cause Roxy kept going over and scratching at the wall where said mice are living...... on and off all night....sniff sniff scratch, scratch!
Mom gets her tools and removes cover to heating box, Looks into the side of it and says yep! Mice!

She then takes some needle nose pliers and grabs 1 of the intruders by his tail! She runs outside and flings intruder over fence! Comes back in and again approaches box with pliers in hand! In she goes again and again she pulls yet another (#2) intruder out of box! This one she gets half way across yard with when he drops! She tries to re-grab him with no luck, he runs up under our deck.....

 Back to the box! She realizes there are at least two others in there, And they are wise to her....she tells dad to go get the POISON! Mom was not wanting to go this route but decided she was not going to lose sleep over the intruders. Dad also set traps in closet (using peanut butter)just encase. After they put poison in the hole she closed it up and let them be........Later that night she peeks in...look they ate every bit of it, but she notices they are still alive and closes up hole....
 
DAY TWO: Mom looks into hole and sees they are STILL alive....closes hole.....Later when we were going to bed mom runs back out to tell dad it looks like they chewed an escape hole! Looks into hole and sees only 1 intruder! Not happy mom shoves BrilloPad into hole so remaining intruder cannot get out. 

Later that night: Roxy is now sniff sniff , scratch scratch at dads closet.....mom knows that Roxy is smelling the peanut butter on the traps and yells for her to get in bed.....After a minute curiosity got the best of mom and she went to look in closet. Bingo intruder #3 is dead in trap! 

DAY THREE: Mom comes home from work and peeks in hole. Amazed she finds intruder #4 alive and well, she brings out the small trash can and talk intruder #4 into jumping into trashcan! Only he doesn't jump he walks out and stays on the rim of can! Mom taps it on the floor hoping to trip intruder into can when the opposite happens. He's off and running! In the bathroom......zoom.....under the dresser....zoom..... now mom has lost sight of him! In comes the great Hunter and his trusty side kick! 

Roxy immediately goes to the big dresser and starts sniffing, mom shines light under dresser..zoom....across the room and behind another dresser! Roxy and I are going nuts now! LET ME AT EM! Dad runs in with bb gun after mom jokingly has mentioned it....zoom....behind my crate...zoom....behind the dresser again....zoom.... back towards the crate. Bang! Dad gets off a shot! Misses but at same time opens sliding doors, darn if intruder didn't run right out then! Oh no ya don't little Buddy! I was on his tail! Next thing I knew he was in my mouth! Ha, I have you now intruder! I headed back towards the house as mom screamed “No”! Then mom said the magic word.....Cookie....I dropped him like an ex-girlfriend! Game over! What a fun night! Now I need to go dream about my next big hunt! Later, FatBoy the Great Hunter!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HAPPY NEW YEAR!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/252259</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 1 Jan 2007 03:44:59 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Wow did it get noisy around here last night! We kept hearing booms happen for the ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Wow did it get noisy around here last night! We kept hearing booms happen for the longest time. Poor Sissy thought someone was out in our yard cause she kept trying to get mom to let her out so she could go see. Mom knew better and so did I, If it sounded loud inside the house it was gonna be a lot louder outside! 

After a while when the noise stopped we were able to go back to sleep! All that noise for a year!? bi-peds are strange.

Well need to get some chow! Later, S]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yesterday was as good as it gets!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/251825</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:32:18 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I, Yes I, got to go bye-bye with dad! We jumped in the truck and drove all the way to Grandpa's hous ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I, Yes I, got to go bye-bye with dad! We jumped in the truck and drove all the way to Grandpa's house!
 
We ate lunch, watch some football (which I have to admit I am not into as much as Rox) and just kind of hung out, Just us guys! 

Then we drove back home, by then I was pretty tired from all the socializing with Grandpa that I had to sleep the whole way home. That was cool too cause we were in dads truck and I was able to lay right next to him! 

When we got home mom told dad what a cry baby Roxy was when we left and how she took her on a short bye-bye just to make her feel better! Oh brother! Suck it up Roxy, Do you think I sit and cry when they take just you somewhere? Pleeease! 
 
Anyway it was a great time at Grandpas, I think dad and I should do more of this male bonding thing!

Have a Pawsome New Years eve! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Today we have Treats!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/250313</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:22:21 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mom had to go and see her 2 legged Vet today and I guess she felt sorry for us cause she came home w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom had to go and see her 2 legged Vet today and I guess she felt sorry for us cause she came home with tons of treats! (about time)

The Teenager is here for the night, if only he'd come out of his room and play! He must have been on Santa's good list cause he seems to busy playing with games then to play with us. That's okay we are doing a great job at entertaining each other. 

I see my buddy Beau is back from 6 days at the Spa! Wow, what a pampered boy he is. I would like just 2 days at this Spa! They always load them up with fresh bones when they come home. Maybe one day in the next week mom can manage to get me over to play with him and Scout! I am sure Mr. Marks face is a mess! Not that Scout doesn't try and keep it clean but nothing cleans as well as a Lab tongue!

Well need a nap! WoOf, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well it's the day after Christmas! So quiet here today!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/249722</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:25:49 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Ya know for a Christmas Mom tried to spoil, it turned out pretty good! Thanks to dad! 
He went up i ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ya know for a Christmas Mom tried to spoil, it turned out pretty good! Thanks to dad! 
He went up in the attic and pulled down decorations, which I will quickly note both Roxy and I have left alone! Then he went out and bought everything we would need for Christmas dinner.

We knew Josh and the Doo had no plans so we invited them over and Mr. Tom and Mrs. Carol came too! 
So we had a nice dinner and we got to play with Jaidyn! We love her, she isn't much taller then us! Roxy tho tried to play piggyback with her a couple times! She is so silly!

Anyway mom's kennel cough is getting better. She goes back to the doctors tomorrow to get looked over again! Hopefully she will be fine, dad and us have done a pretty good job taking care of her this week! 

Well gotta go pee! WoOf later, StatoR]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/247920</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 18:13:22 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well our Christmas vacation has been put on hold! Seems mom decided to get pneumonia! I guess that's ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well our Christmas vacation has been put on hold! Seems mom decided to get pneumonia! I guess that's the same as kennel cough. 
I had kennel cough on my first barkday and it was no fun.
Mom's doctor said he doesn't want mom going out of the area before the 27th, that stinks cause we were gonna spend the holidays with our friends at Barc Park.  

Well I need to go cuddle up with ma'. WoOf at ya later, Fatboy]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cookies!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/242877</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:47:52 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hey Pals!

Today should be cool, Mom is going to a cookie party! I love cookies! Roxy said I am be ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey Pals!

Today should be cool, Mom is going to a cookie party! I love cookies! Roxy said I am being silly that they aren't cookies for us, but I am still hopeful. I don't know cause yesterday when mom was making cookies she gave me one! It was peanut butter and black on the bottom, sure tasted like one of ours! 

Not too much going on here Uncle Mike came by last night and he gave us lots of attention! Uncle Mike is an okay guy! 

It's really starting to get cold outside! I am hoping in the near future we will be seeing some snow! I love the snow, I can go out and just lay in it! Roxy seemed to enjoy it last year so I bet she is hopeful too! 

Well I have this big ol' rawhide to conquer so I need to go! WoOf, Fatboy]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fool me will ya?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/240100</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 3 Dec 2006 15:36:00 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>This morning I noticed a lot of activity going on around here. I wasn't sure what was going on but a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This morning I noticed a lot of activity going on around here. I wasn't sure what was going on but at one point mom walked me into the bedroom and closed the door, when we came out I couldn't find dad or Roxy! Then mom tossed some treats around the room and as I was collecting them she took off out the door! Hello, Remember the first dog here? What am I chopped liver? Yum chopped liver!

 Well after a long nap in the house ALL by myself who shows up? MR. MARK!!! I love Mr. Mark! He grabbed my leash and off we went to his house! Wow I haven't seen Beau or Scout in Dog Years! 
I stayed over at their house for quite some time and let me add there were bones hidden everywhere! I was one busy Lab! 

 I still haven't figured out where Roxy went (tho I did pick up a twinge of grandpa scent on her)and who knows if she'll tell me or not! 

 I think in the long run I made out best today! WoOf, Fatboy]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/235984</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:49:23 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/235984</guid>
		<description>I just went on a stroll here at Dogster and I have to say &acirc;It disappoints me to see these pups who ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I just went on a stroll here at Dogster and I have to say “It disappoints me to see these pups who have been on here for months and have like 1 photo up and hardly any thing about themselves!” How are we suppose to get to know our fellow Dogsters when they don't offer us up any info? Dogster has made it SO simple to put up photos and videos and what not.....No excuse!!!

Anyway! Our vacation is going great! I love being able to burn off this extra energy! Why oh why dad can't we live here now? I deserve this kind of life everyday! 

 Today was a great Barc Park day! Nice and cool out, so I didn't get heated up running around at the park. 

 I need to teach Roxy to share her friends! I have allowed her to be friends with all my pup-friends and she won't ever let me play with hers! Like today, She was playing with Barkley and both her and mom kept telling me to leave him alone! Maybe, Just maybe (Mom and Roxy)he likes to be humped by bigger dogs! Did ya think about that? Women! Humf  
Well I need to stare outside till I fall asleep! WoOf, STaTOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Home sweet Summer Home!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/234646</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:55:43 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yippee! 



We got here early yesterday and hung at the house, Dad said he had Van lag! Mom I gu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yippee! 



We got here early yesterday and hung at the house, Dad said he had Van lag! Mom I guess was okay cause she went and met some of our Park friends (the 2 leggers) last night. 

This morning it was up and at 'em early! Got our breakfast, played out back and then mom said the magic words! Let's go!
 
WooHoo! Dog park here we come! 

I ran straight for the water and boy did it wake me up! Little cooler then the last time I was in it! But it still felt great! 

I met a new friend there this morning(while sissy choose to ignore me over Shadow) I didn't get his name tho! He was a Lab also, and Yellow to top that! We play alike. He was fun and when I would bark in his face he didn't take it wrong, he would just start wrestling again! I sure hope I will see him again. Well I am whooped need a nap.....WoOf StAtor]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/232345</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:11:43 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Oh My Dog! &acirc;&brvbar;..I have been pacing all morning waiting on the Fedex man. (Whoever he is) Mom said he ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh My Dog! …..I have been pacing all morning waiting on the Fedex man. (Whoever he is) Mom said he would be bringing me a package today! It’s a very special package! Wanna know what’s in it? I’ll tell you then. {{{BEER}}}! 

 Yep, I am being sent a bottle of Doggy beer from my buddy Marlowe!  Mom said it’s coming from almost the other side of the country! Oh I hope I can keep from chugging it! I really want it to last more then a minute. Maybe dad can give me some pointers! 

 Oh wanna know what else mom did today?
She went to( www.greenies.com )and is getting a free sample of the NEW AND IMPROVED Greenies…..You should get your people to go get one!
 Well got to run! WoOf!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HumpDay!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/229831</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 8 Nov 2006 09:21:41 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well what a busy weekend+ that we have had! Saturday we spent out back helping Matthew gather up lea ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well what a busy weekend+ that we have had! Saturday we spent out back helping Matthew gather up leaves! Didn’t find as many balls and toy as we did last year! 

Then Sunday Joey, Josh and Jaidyn came over! Little Doo (as I like to call her) was funny! She kept running around and playing chase with us! Roxy was goofy cause she hasn’t played as much with Doo as I have and seemed a little confused on what was happening!

Monday it seems mom was gone most of the day. Not sure where to but we had fun with dad and Matt. 

Then yesterday we went on a walk (with our new harnesses on) and we were real good. Then it was time to go bye-bye! I love going for a ride in the car! And to top that we ended up at the Vets! TREATS! …
Well Little Evil one was not so thrilled! She could be starving and the Vet could be offering T-Bones and she’d take a pass! Anyway I lost a few pounds and we both receive a couple shots and lots of kissin’ from the Doc! I saw Dr. Wright from the lobby but we only seem to see him if something is really wrong! I love him a ton tho….He is a true Lab man! But Dr. MacCormac is a great Doc too! She is very gentle with Roxy, makes her not so scared to be there, and tolerates me being all hyper and jumpy in the exam room!  Well gotta run! WopOf LaTer, STatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/227776</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 3 Nov 2006 07:11:37 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yeah baby!
 I was having a grand ole time this morning playing in the yard then came the Evil one!  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yeah baby!
 I was having a grand ole time this morning playing in the yard then came the Evil one! 
Roxy started smelling under the deck and insisted that I crawl up under it and see what was there. No way am I doing that! Last time I got stuck! Then she said it! “I double dog dare you!” I can’t turn down a double dog! So under the deck I went, hey there was mud under there as an added bonus! Well once again I was stuck, and worst then that dad found me. I thought he was going to be super angry but he wasn’t! He helped me out and told mom he would fix the deck over the weekend. I sure hope that means it will be easier to get under and back out of! 

Anyway, Word of advise to all pups out there with sisters! They are Evil watch out! WoOf, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/227127</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 1 Nov 2006 17:04:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/227127</guid>
		<description>Well I think someone is in the dog house! I am not sure if it's me or Roxy. 
Mom tells us to sit to ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well I think someone is in the dog house! I am not sure if it's me or Roxy. 
Mom tells us to sit tonight and we found out the hard way “We better SIT!”...Something is wrong....She was pretty upset when we came home from Beau and Scout's house and not much has changed since...I can't figure it out? 

Ms.Connie came and got us while mom was at work, them mom came over there, and her, Ms.Connie, Scout and Roxy all wrestled around on the ground, then we came home. Even Roxy “Laid” down when told tonight and that is one thing she hasn't done before for mom. (maybe the tap on the nose convinced her!) 

I heard mom telling dad she wanting training! Imagine that! Mom getting training! Maybe they will teach her to give me more treats! Anyway, Things are great! Need to go get some shut-eye. WoOf, FatBoy]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/224936</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 17:02:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/224936</guid>
		<description>Mom sux! 
Yesterday she comes home early from work and what does she do? She goes to bed! Okay, I f ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom sux! 
Yesterday she comes home early from work and what does she do? She goes to bed! Okay, I forgave her! Then she comes home today and say “Sorry guys but it raining”

 .....Okay every morning without fail she goes in the bathroom and stands in water for 15 minutes! She has yet to melt! We all know I don't melt and Roxy is to evil to!

  So here Mr. Mark has been home for 3 days and denied my presence for 2 of them! Poor man! I hope it understands. 

Anyways hopefully the weather men will be wrong as usual and it will clear up soon!

WoOf at ya'll later!]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/224135</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 15:48:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/224135</guid>
		<description>Oh My Dogness! Guess who is back?!!!!!! My bestest human bud Mr. Mark! I couldn't believe my nose wh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh My Dogness! Guess who is back?!!!!!! My bestest human bud Mr. Mark! I couldn't believe my nose when I ran in Beau's house, yeah that was him I was smelling! Just like old times! He played fetch with us and brought every-paw out a treat! What a guy, but he seems a little sleepy to me! Hopefully we can go there tomorrow and he'll be well rested! 

Get some sleep Mr.Mark! I wanna PLAY!!!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/221552</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:37:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/221552</guid>
		<description>Ear What? 

Mom says my ear smells. Well excuse me! I guess she is now trying to make it smell bet ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ear What? 

Mom says my ear smells. Well excuse me! I guess she is now trying to make it smell better cause she keeps wiping it out and putting this gook in it. I must admit it has been bugging me a little so maybe she knows what she’s doing. I am starting my own group! I can’t say anything about it yet as it is still “under construction”! 

Well need to run there is so much to do! WoOf, StatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/221137</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/221137</guid>
		<description>Well I gave up my membership with WU; why you ask, after all the trouble I went through to get there ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well I gave up my membership with WU; why you ask, after all the trouble I went through to get there? Well I will tell you! They are a busy group and they socialize a lot! I want to move aside so others may experience the WU.   (I am pulling for ya Bridget!) I do want to thank a few of the members 
For bending the rules and letting me in. I would like to thank All of the Westies and most of all Atticus for rallying for me! 

For my Rosettes:

Jayden Noelani
Wesley Boo Radley Mueller
Pooh Bear
Caffrey
Furby 
Maggie
Atticus


For my being my pal:

Benny Blanco from the Bronxs
Dixie
Furby
Billy 
Jayden Noelani
Woodie 
Kelsey
Atticus
Nola

My mom is very lucky she was able to meet a few of these guys and even take part in their M&G!!!

A Big Super Special THANK YOU to Furby and Billy for helping mom with the graphics!!!
 
Only thing left to say here is AAARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/219884</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 15 Oct 2006 05:33:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/219884</guid>
		<description>Yesterday our buds came home! Mom took us over there to play for a while and boy did it tire me out! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yesterday our buds came home! Mom took us over there to play for a while and boy did it tire me out!
 I was invited to come to WU's site at 7 pm for a birthday pawtee but I didn't stay long. I'm not one to miss out on any event that includes food, but I just couldn't keep my eyes open!

Well today will be a busy one! Everyone is coming over for a cookout this afternoon! Ethan and Emily have driven up from S.C., and Emily and Josh's mom is along with them. Josh Joey and Jaidyn are coming and a friend Emily invited that we don't know yet! I love meeting new people.(sometimes they don't know better and slip me food)

Well we have lots to do before they come. WooF Later, S]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It's SATURDAY!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/219547</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:34:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/219547</guid>
		<description>First off it's Billy the Westies Birthday and it will be my first Pawtee with the Group! 

Secondl ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ First off it's Billy the Westies Birthday and it will be my first Pawtee with the Group! 

Secondly Beau and Scout come home this afternoon!  Sure have missed them, wonder if Scout found any good smells to roll in while they were there!

Got to keep it short today, mom needs my help cleaning. We have all the kids comin' tomorrow for a cookout! Yippee! I love a cookout! WoOf...I mean AARRROOOOO!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WATCH OUT WESTIES!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/218493</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 15:10:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/218493</guid>
		<description>YIPPEEEEE!!! I'M A WESTIE!!!
 That's right after many painful surgeries I have pulled it off! They  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ YIPPEEEEE!!! I'M A WESTIE!!!
 That's right after many painful surgeries I have pulled it off! They can't deny me now! I am still thinking about a nose job though, I didn't have the heart for it cause my nose is my life line to food! 

Well lets see what the WU has to say now!]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/218427</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:15:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/218427</guid>
		<description>Well I can already see this week is going to stink! Seems Beau and Scout have gone to the kennel and ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well I can already see this week is going to stink! Seems Beau and Scout have gone to the kennel and we have no one to play with.
Mom has been talking to a fellow dogster to get some tips on doing tricks to pictures! Sounds fun doesn’t it?  I guess she is getting bored and wants to learn how to do more on her computer…hum? This could be just what I need to get into the Westie Unite group! I can’t wait to see if mom can turn me into a Westie! 

On a really good note (I am putting this in so mom will have to stick to her guns, nothing worse then having to face the Dogsters if ya screw up!) Mom has quit smoking again! She did it before over the summer but for some stupid reason she started again! I think she will be able to do it this time though! I sure hope so, I like it better when she can walk more! 

Well I better go check on Sissy, I am sure she is getting restless since it’s getting to be time for mom to come home! WoOf, StAtOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>We have lost a great friend today.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/215994</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 5 Oct 2006 15:39:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/215994</guid>
		<description>Woodie- http://www.dogster.com/pet_page.php?i=179747&amp;j=t   has left us to join his sister Kelsey, my ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Woodie- http://www.dogster.com/pet_page.php?i=179747&j=t   has left us to join his sister Kelsey, my brother Evo and many other dearly missed furbabies. 

I hope everyone will go by and pay their respects to Woodie. Woodie was a Admin. with “Westie Unite” not to mention their personal bartender! He was the biggest reason I wanted to become a Westie! (which doesn't mean my plan is off)

My mom was telling me how when her and dad went away with them a couple times to Woodies Grandma and Bob's house, how much he loved the open fields and searching for critters! He had a pond in his yard (that I accidentally stumbled into a couple times as a pup!) that he loved to lay in! Oh Woodrow (as mom like to call him) You will be so missed! Have a heavenly bone for me Bud! Licks and hugs to your mom and dad! WoOf, StatOr & Roxy!]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/215367</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 4 Oct 2006 09:12:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/215367</guid>
		<description>Beau has the coolest toys! Just when mom and Ms. Connie are thinking I just don't fetch anymore it c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Beau has the coolest toys! Just when mom and Ms. Connie are thinking I just don't fetch anymore it comes along! The coolest ball that will make any dog wanna play fetch! (well except Roxy) It's a blue colored ball and when you shake it it makes a really strange sound! Well at least it did til Beau killed it! 
I am pretty good at leaping and catching it mid air too! (if Beau doesn't get it first!)

Roxy isn't feelin good today. I feel bad for her and I am trying to stay close to her crate so she knows I am here.  See even tho we fight a lot (mostly playing) I really love her, and I know she loves me. She has got in a couple of fights and one of them I know was cause she thought she was protecting me! What a great sis! Well need to go watch her. WOOf, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/213478</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:14:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/213478</guid>
		<description>It's looking kind of ugly out today! I sure hope it's not going to rain, I hate rain on the days mom ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It's looking kind of ugly out today! I sure hope it's not going to rain, I hate rain on the days mom and dad are home! Dad is at work right now but I know the routine anymore and he won't be there long today. 

 I think mom is getting annoyed with me playing alarm clock with her! I get her up early every morning by licking her face. This morning tho she put me in the crate and told me to go back to sleep. Well that didn't last long cause after a little while I realized she had not locked it up right. I was able to get back out and pick up where I had left off! I don't know why she thinks I will go back to sleep once I have the idea of breakfast in my head! 

 We have been to Beau and Scouts a lot this week. Mom comes home from work and takes us there to play! They have the best bones lying around! I don't know why ours never taste quite as good, maybe it's cause we don't bury them like Scout does! She gets them seasoned just right with dirt ! 

 Well I need to take my post-breakfast nap. WoOf later, sTator]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/210877</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:14:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/210877</guid>
		<description>What in the h-e double tooth picks was that all about?
Here I thought I had a cool new collar, (exc ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What in the h-e double tooth picks was that all about?
Here I thought I had a cool new collar, (except it goes around my chest?) mom slipped it on me and I strutted around the family room waiting to go out. She puts on Roxys new collar and away we go.

 Okay I might be a blond but something here just isn't right! Every time I try to walk ahead of mom I get turned around and end up facing her! Now I have to admit I got a kick out of it when Roxs tried to get mouthy with Shadow and Rose (they live on dog alley) and when she lunged towards their fence she came right back to us! After a while I gave up the fight and just walked next to mom, it was actually nice. Roxy seemed to get the message pretty quick also. 

I guess I don't mind this new contraption if it means we get to start walking more with mom! 

This morning it is looking kind of ugly out, I can't figure whether or not it is going to rain. I hope not there is a lot I want to do today, like go for a walk, chase some squirrels and maybe if Ms. Connie is home go play with Beau and Scout later. 

Well need to go lay on the Sunday newspaper! Hehe, I just like to make it hard for dad to read! WoOf, StaTor]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/210464</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 04:39:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/210464</guid>
		<description>Well my suspicions have been confirmed! I woke up this morning to a &acirc;my space&acirc; new friend reques ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well my suspicions have been confirmed! I woke up this morning to a “my space” new friend request, somepaw named Jimmie. Well when I went to check him out he was a cat! Eek! And to top it off he is living with Josh and Joey! Say it isn't so mom! I can't believe they would get a cat when they know my feelings about those creatures! 

All I know is this Jimmie better be good to our Doo!(thats our nickname for Jaidyn) 
I left a note for this Jimmie Cat and invited him over for a game of chase! I don't think he will come tho cause he looks to have a few extra pounds on him which could be a disadvantage for him!
 
Well dads eating breakfast so I need to look pitiful and try and get a bite! WoOf LatEr, StaToR]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/208828</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:29:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/208828</guid>
		<description>Mom took us to Beau and Scouts yesterday, and then after we got home she decided to take us for a sh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom took us to Beau and Scouts yesterday, and then after we got home she decided to take us for a short walk and try out Roxy’s new harness! Well it seemed to work but I was having issues with it! They wanted to walk slower and here we were dead in the middle of that stupid yellow cats scent! I was going nuts cause I know he was close by! I think mom had spotted him cause at one point she turned around and was trying to distract us. Oh if there is a dog up there, just once let me loose on him! Think how fun it would be to chase a cat with nobody holding you back! 

SO I must have been pulling too hard myself cause when we got home mom got on the computer, Crap! I know she was ordering another harness for me! Oh well if it gets her to start taking us on walks again I guess it’s okay. 

Well it is looking like rain today so I am not sure if we will get to go play today. Well need to go lay next to sissy in her crate so she doesn’t think I left her. Wooooopps…..AARROOO! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>AARROOO!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/208491</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 15:11:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/208491</guid>
		<description>Yippee!! Mom said we are going to start taking walks again! She bought a new harness for the queen o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yippee!! Mom said we are going to start taking walks again! She bought a new harness for the queen of pull, I can't wait to see her yank mom with this baby on! It latches in the front so it will throw her around if she takes off real fast! 

 I think I am getting through to the Westies! They have been reading my diary and I think they like me! They don't know I am going to penetrate their secret WU society! BMTO!!!
 
I have been practicing their “AARROOO” all day now! No more Woof for me, no sir I am all Aarrooo  now! 

Roxy thinks I am an idiot, thats okay I think shes a ......well you know! She has been kickin' my cute Lab butt lately! I am so going to lose it on her one day!  Well gotta go chew on my bone! AARROOO!!! (I sure hope I am doing that right) StaTOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/207288</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 16:42:43 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/207288</guid>
		<description>Busy Busy week! But we have made it to the weekend! We went to Beau and Scout's a couple times this  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Busy Busy week! But we have made it to the weekend! We went to Beau and Scout's a couple times this week and it rained a couple times this week. Hopefully it will be a nice weekend.

 I sure wish mom would go buy us our own knuckle bones! Jeez I can't remember the last time we had one here, we keep having to chew on Beau and Scouts when we are over there.

Dad isn't home tonight, mom says he is working a football game? He should have taken Roxy along, she loves football. 

Well mom is trying to clean up a little around here (about time) so I better get out of her way. WoOf lAter, StatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/205547</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 16:11:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/205547</guid>
		<description>I have the perfect plan! First let me say, I am dying to find out what Westies Unite is all about! I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have the perfect plan! First let me say, I am dying to find out what Westies Unite is all about! I know they Paw-tee a lot and I am all about the partying! So I have a plan, I am going to change into a Westie! How you ask? Well I would have to bite you if I told you.....Top Secret stuff you know! I know Atticus is a smart cookie but I think I can pull this off! (wink-wink). Well I have lots of work to do, need to run! WoOf......or do Westies say arf????]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>another day on the ranch!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/204532</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 9 Sep 2006 04:26:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Ahhh, The weekend. I love weekends cause everyone is home and we have lots of play time. Last night  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ahhh, The weekend. I love weekends cause everyone is home and we have lots of play time. Last night when we got home from Beau and Scouts I found dad sitting in his big tub out back! I haven't seen him bathe in a while so that was a good thing! 

He also happened to have a beer with him, now he knows how much I love beer! He was trying out some new brand or something like that so he allowed me a sip to get my thoughts on it! WoOf! It wasn't all that bad, not that I have found one I don't like yet! Before ya knew it the booms were over us so we had to go back inside. 

Matt was as happy to see us as we were him! After dinner we all sat down for a movie. The movie scared me! It was a big boat that couldn't swim very well, and all the people in it were falling everywhere! Too bad I wasn't in it I could have shown them how well I swim and help a few people out! Mom got tired and went to bed before it was over, but I stayed to the end. Dad finally woke up at the end, he always falls asleep during movies! Mom says he has to watch the same movie five times to get to the end of it! BOL! Oh well dad works hard and needs his beauty rest!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Rain, rain go away!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/203116</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 5 Sep 2006 17:37:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>We can't go play with Beau and Scout when our yards become mud holes. I think it has rained just abo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We can't go play with Beau and Scout when our yards become mud holes. I think it has rained just about every day since we got back, enough already! 

Today mom and dad went to work, Roxy went in her crate and I was left in charge of the whole house! What a huge responsibility, I mean there are teenagers walking by for the longest time, then you have moms with little people later on, not to mention the people being walked by their dogs! I was almost tired of barking today. (note: I said “Almost”)

 I heard mom and dad talking that they haven't seen Maria next door since we got home, in fact they haven't seen anyone there and the house is pitch black at night! I sure hope she is okay, I like Maria she sometimes slips me a piece of her candy through the fence! Mom said maybe they took a late vacation. 
Well I need to go wrestle with the Roxinator for a while! WoOf, STatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Back at the ranch!</title>
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				<pubdate>Sun, 3 Sep 2006 07:38:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello cowpups! hehe, just trying to live up to my new cowdog look! 

I see mom put up some new pic ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello cowpups! hehe, just trying to live up to my new cowdog look! 

I see mom put up some new pics for me today. Dag I'm cute! ain't I?

 Well it's been a slow weekend here at the Sugarland Ranch. It looks as tho today will be sunny for a change. I hate coming back from vacation to rain. 

Roxy and I found a cicada yesterday, he was a big one and after batting him back and forth for a while I ate him, um um, love eating bugs! He was funny cause he kept flapping his itty bitty wings which tickled our noses. I don't think Roxy has ever seen a cicada cause she was doing that head tilt thingy at it!  

Anyway hopefully mom and dad will walk us later so we can see who's new in the hood. WoOf at ya'll laTer, sTaTor.....cowdog sTaTor that is!]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/201506</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 1 Sep 2006 15:37:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yuck, it's raining moms and dads! 
We can't go out to play cause the yard has turned into a swimmin ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yuck, it's raining moms and dads! 
We can't go out to play cause the yard has turned into a swimming pool. Mom brought us some pig skin rolls from the store to keep us busy indoors though. I am also working on a pigs hoof I found in the yard a couple days ago, I love the hooves cause if you get it slobbery enough it smells real nasty  and it drives dad nuts! I think it's funny. Monster's mom just called my mom, Monster is a real sweet yellow lab also! I met him this year in Myrtle Beach and he came to our house one night to play, He's a fun pup. We are missing our friends and going to the park everyday. Well need to run! wOOf, StatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/200820</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:35:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Home sweet Home! All this place needs is a nice big dog park and life would be perfect! 

We got h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Home sweet Home! All this place needs is a nice big dog park and life would be perfect! 

We got home two days ago but weren't able to go see Beau and Scout till the day after we got home, mom said we were still a little dopey and she didn't want us to get hurt. Well it was great to see my girl and my best bud again! And as I had hoped there were bones all over the place, I got a little taste of one before mom took it away and hid it! 

Mom took Roxs to the vet and I got to stay with Beau and Scout, of course all we did then was laid around. I was a little worried and a little jealous when they left without me but when they came back Roxs face looked Much better! I have been licking that thing on her lip trying to make it go away but with no luck, well wherever they went they lost it! 

It's going to take a little getting use to being home again, the noises  and smells are so different. I feel I need to run and bark in the yard as soon as mom opens the door, which is apparently making her mad. She says it too early in the morning to bark, well mom would you rather some stray creature gets you cause I didn't scare it off first thing? 

Well we just had our breakfast and I need a short nap before mom and dad leave for work and I have to guard the house, by myself mind you! (Roxy has to stay in her crate)  WoOf at ya, StatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WHAT?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/199747</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 13:44:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I am so confused! I thought we were leaving to go home today! Iam sure I heard mom say the other day ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am so confused! I thought we were leaving to go home today! Iam sure I heard mom say the other day we would be leaving on Monday, Well here it is Monday and we are still here.  Now I guess we aren't leaving till tomorrow. Hopefully it will be early enough so we can see Beau and Scout! We really were looking forward to playing with them Tuesday morning like mom said but now I guess it will be later in the day or Wednesday. 

 We went to the park today and got to say goodbye to most of our friends. Bonzo has been at the "Spa" all weekend so we didn't get to say goodbye to him.  I guess he knows we'll be back at Thanksgiving.  

 Well just wanted to update our "un-leaving" status so Beau and Scout don't start to wait to early for us to show up.  WoOf, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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				<pubdate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 17:12:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Things are going good here at the beach. Mom keeps us at the park longer then I would like but Oh we ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Things are going good here at the beach. Mom keeps us at the park longer then I would like but Oh well! I think she likes talking too much. 

I love when they go out in the afternoon and I get some peace and quiet here. I'm not sure if I have lost anymore weight but mom says we'll get me over to the scales and find out this week and have my nails done....errrrr! 

Anyway even though we are on vacation there isn't much to tell. WooF Later,StAtoR]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>RUDE!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/193340</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 03:39:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Everyone expects me to do stupid stuff like jumping up to the counter and eating their dinner! I wou ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Everyone expects me to do stupid stuff like jumping up to the counter and eating their dinner! I would never dream of it! I might sit there and droll up a lake, but feet on counter and take their food? NO WAY! 

Here's what makes me angry, They crate me so I don't stare at people while they eat (okay a bit of a drolling problem) and trust that rotten, evil, spoiled sister of mine to stay out. Then she cleans them out! Watch your back sissy! You know mom always slips me a bit of pork when they have it for dinner and you ate it ALL! Not one little shred for me! I hope you get fat and Beau won't like you anymore cause you won't be able to run or play! Wow listen to me, all over a piece of pork! I'm sorry sis I don't want to be mean. I just really was looking forward to tasting that meat. 

I guess your lucky dad didn't get mad. I thought since he hadn't yet eaten you were in Big trouble. Well I'm gonna hit the yard and look for more toads, they seem to come when it's dark and damp out! WoOf, StatOr]]></content:encoded>
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				<pubdate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:07:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>When will she learn? I don't understand why Roxy argues with other dogs, you'd think she follow me a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ When will she learn? I don't understand why Roxy argues with other dogs, you'd think she follow me and just walk away from it but Noooo. She just has to prove shes hot poo. 

 I am friends with everyone, well everyone but Tinkerbell! Tinkerbell is a huge girl, mom says she's a Mastiff. She is always grumpy and we all kinda stay clear of her. Me, I'd like to go kiss her but I know I would be risking a leg or three! So even though I am not her friend I consider her mine! 

Didn't swim as much today as usual, Moose kept hogging the ball and no one could get it so it could be thrown. It's much more fun to swim when you are swimming out for a ball. Last night mom let me swim in the lake out back of our house a little so maybe she'll let me do it again tonight. It sure feels good to cool off in our lake in the evening. I am on lead when I go here cause mom is afraid I will take off running! I probably would but I'd come back, I know were my bread is buttered! Oh well at least it's an extra long 30ft lead so I can go out a ways. Well need to nap. WoOf later, StatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/190318</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 7 Aug 2006 13:08:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Boy, I sure hope Beau and Scout remember what I smell like! They aren't going to recognize me when I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Boy, I sure hope Beau and Scout remember what I smell like! They aren't going to recognize me when I get home, I am now down to 83 lbs, and I am sure I will lose a few more before we return! Mom took me to get my weight today and was super happy, she bought us each another treat and dog knows I can use all the treats I can get! 

 I like my new figure cause I can swim better and can go out farther then last summer. 

Anyway, things are going good here. We only have a few weeks before we go home. It sure has been hot here but then it would be even hotter if we were home. I am real torn about going home, on one paw it will be great to see our friends again and the other paw mom and dad will have to leave us everyday for work again. Oh well it still be a great summer. WoOf LaTer, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/188526</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 3 Aug 2006 07:30:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well my eye has been clearing up nicely. Seems I won't need to go to the doctors. Mom says today she ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well my eye has been clearing up nicely. Seems I won't need to go to the doctors. Mom says today she will go out and buy me a chuck-it to fetch tennis balls at the lake with! I use to have one back home but didn't like to chase then and chewed it up! I am such the destroyer! Well I am pretty whooped after the park this morning so I am going to go sleep. 

BTW: I was reading the “Dog of the day'”s story....how sad! Everyone should go wish him a speedy trip to the bridge. Sloppy licks, StatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mom says I am falling apart!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/188012</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 2 Aug 2006 03:39:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Seems I have gotten an infection of some sort in my eye, Mom has antibiotics so she has started me o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Seems I have gotten an infection of some sort in my eye, Mom has antibiotics so she has started me on them and if it doesn't seem better in a few days we will need to look for a vet here. Mom took only Roxy to the park yesterday cause I was also limping a bit, when they got home mom had stopped and got me (and Roxy) treats! I think I would rather have gone swimming but that was okay.
 She also got Roxy and I these collar that are suppose to keep fleas off us. We are not so sure we have them (it could be ant bites) but mom said “better safe then sorry”

Last night as a super special treat dad gave me an O'Douls! All for me! Wow I can't recall the last time I had some beer! A nice older man came to dinner and he liked us. He thought it was funny I like beer, Don't all Labs?

Well need to rush mom through her morning coffee so we can go play, I have twice the energy today! WoOF lAteR, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mixed emotions !</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/185389</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 27 Jul 2006 03:30:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Last night Josh, Joey and Jaidyn showed up! They are spending the weekend with us! I love the Doo! ( ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Last night Josh, Joey and Jaidyn showed up! They are spending the weekend with us! I love the Doo! (thats a nickname for Jaidyn)We stayed up late but still got mom up early.

Mom got me a new collar, it's a nice shiny black one! The only thing is it seems that ever since I got it whenever I bark or do things mom doesn't like I get this strange feeling under it. I can't quiet figure it out, so I try not to do the things that make my neck feel weird. 

Mom totally embarrassed me last night. A while back she bought this bright and I mean bright orange thingy she was going to make me wear when I went swimming! It was called a “FidoFloat” or something like that. Anyway, Ms. Joey talked mom into having me model it for them and then they stood there and laughed at me! Dad told mom she should never make me wear that thing again! (thanks dad!) I am a Lab for crying out loud! How often do you see us have an issue while swimming? I think mom regrets ever buying it (thank dogness).....Anyway it's early morning and we are just sitting here waiting for mom to finish her coffee so we can go play. WoOf aT ya LaTeR, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Once again I save the day!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/183086</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:27:13 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mom took us to the park super early today, it was so early that no one else was there. Roxy and I th ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom took us to the park super early today, it was so early that no one else was there. Roxy and I then start sniffing everywhere to see who had been there last night and what do I find? I bark and bark and bark some more, (this is how I let mom know somethings not right) so mom comes over and tell us its a snake! She immediately gets us to the other side of the park cause she said he would bite us and then we'd have big trouble. She named him “Copper head”, stupid name if you ask me but not my call.

So now that copperhead is there we have to go over to the lake side till others come. Mom went to show Mr.Jackson copperhead but they couldn't find him, I guess my barking scared him off. So now we could play over there with our friends. Mom would call us away if we went near where he had been. 

Lot's of dog showed up today. Tomorrow mom and a bunch of the dog park humans are going to the water park! I want so bad to go! Can you imagine the fun a dog could have on a water slide or the wave pool? I'm sure after the Park in the morning tho I'll be too tired to go anyway. Well it was a long morning and I need a nap! WoOf, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/181973</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:28:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mom has been making our bedroom stink! At the same time she has been turning the bathroom a differen ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom has been making our bedroom stink! At the same time she has been turning the bathroom a different color. I think she is done now. Today we got our mail from back home and there was an envelop with pictures of our friends from the park! 

It has been real hot here the past week, but the next few days aren't suppose to be so bad. I am looking forward to a break from the heat cause I don't seem to like to play as long when its that bad. 

I sure do miss my little Scout. I have dreams at night about her, we are running around her yard real fast! Mom knows I have them cause she says my legs move a lot while I am sleeping! I miss Beau too even thought he and I don't play like we did when he was a pup! Wow I sure miss those days, how about you Beau?  Well I need to go dream some more about my Scout! WoOf, StatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/180157</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:59:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hey Everyone!  Things are going great here at the beach! Yesterday the girls came by with a dog( min ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hey Everyone!  Things are going great here at the beach! Yesterday the girls came by with a dog( min-pin) that Roxy and I saw running loose the other day. They said he is lost and asked daddy if he could play with us, Dad told them to take him in the sprinkler and cool him off and to let him go lay down cause he looked very tired. Mom says hes been running around our street for 3 days! Can you imagine not being able to find your mom or dad? We didn't get to play with him but he is safe now. 

They said they were going to keep him in their garage over the weekend and take him to the vets to try and find him a home Monday. Mom is very happy the girls got him cause he wouldn't let any big people near him and he wasn't afraid of the cars driving down the street, she was scared he was going to end up getting hit. 

 Anyway the park has been fun, I get to swim just about every day and roll in the dirt. Roxy's boo boos all healed up so mom isn't worried about her getting her legs in the lake now. Well I see ducks out back, need to go bark! WoOf LaTEr, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/177342</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:10:13 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I DID IT!
 I lost weight!
That's right Scout your man is now down to 87 sexy pounds of Lab!
Mom t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I DID IT!
 I lost weight!
That's right Scout your man is now down to 87 sexy pounds of Lab!
Mom took Roxs and I to have our nails clipped and get me weighed in and she was so happy she got us each (are you sitting?) a braided BULLY stick!!! I love 'em!!!

She said I still should loss a couple more pounds but she is happy with where we are....I like this size too. 

Dad and Matt just left for the pool so mom is hanging out with us, even though we are pretty tired after swimming this morning. Well I swim and Roxy just runs in it. She usually only gets her legs wet. What a sissy. 

Well just wanted to brag about the leaner me! WoOF LaTEr, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/177252</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:51:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. MARK!!!!! 

 I am too tired to write in my diary right now so I just wanted to  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. MARK!!!!! 

 I am too tired to write in my diary right now so I just wanted to send BIG Birthday licks to Mr.Mark!

WoOf  lAteR, StAtOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/176792</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 9 Jul 2006 03:43:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Things are great here at the summer home! Pretty much go to the park each morning and sleep all day. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Things are great here at the summer home! Pretty much go to the park each morning and sleep all day.

 Mom keeps threatening to take me to see how much I weigh but she hasn't done it yet, maybe tomorrow, I would like to know what I am at since she has been starving me. I figure if anyone sees how skinny I am maybe they will make a phone call and get me more food. 

 I think mom has scared the little girls off, they use to come see if we could play all the time but haven't in a while. I love all of the attention I get when they come, and they come to see me not Roxy!  

We got a new toy yesterday and it looks like an alligator, mom thought I wouldn't be able to destroy it for some reason. It is a strong toy cause all I have managed to do is chew Mr. Alligators legs off!

Well the ducks have landed, got to go make sure they don't come up into our yard! WoOf, StATor]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Tail of Devotion for STATOR Chase Ray</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/174493</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 4 Jul 2006 04:07:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My baby boy!
I picked this photo because it says it all about you! You are such a blessing to me, y ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My baby boy!
I picked this photo because it says it all about you! You are such a blessing to me, you seem to know when I am down or not feeling well and adjust your mood  accordingly. You are always happy and love every person you meet. I know there isn't a viscous bone in your body. When I look into your eyes I can see the love and devotion you have towards me and can only hope you can see the love for you in my eyes. 
 The first few months with you were tough, as I had never had a puppy, you had decided I was your teething toy and left scars on my arms to remind me! You tormented poor Evo on a daily basis and drove him nuts, you were a full litter of puppies rolled up in one! 
 I can not imagine our family without you. You are so very loved and I am happy you became my little man!]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/174043</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 3 Jul 2006 04:19:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/174043</guid>
		<description>Sure didn't take sis long to recover from her fight! She was back to playing with me yesterday. I'm  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sure didn't take sis long to recover from her fight! She was back to playing with me yesterday. I'm glad she's better, I felt so bad for her yesterday morning. I laid down beside her and licked her boo-boos to make them feel better and I guess it worked! I always knew my tongue was great! (but then who that I have ever kissed didn't know that!)

Went to the park without Roxs yesterday and it just wasn't the same, I still had fun however and mom and I took a nice walk around the lake. We stayed there for 3 hours and dog was I pooped! I did manage to stay awake and supervise mom while she cleaned the house! I am such a good boy! Well I hear the ducks coming, gotta run! WoOf, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/172465</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:25:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/172465</guid>
		<description>I tried to not limp but mom keeps saying &acirc;Aw poor baby!&acirc; I know she is going to make me stay hom ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I tried to not limp but mom keeps saying “Aw poor baby!” I know she is going to make me stay home  from the park tomorrow. It hurts pretty bad tho so I guess I shouldn't run around for a couple days. 
She gave me two aspirin today when we got home so hopefully they will make me feel better, too bad we don't have anymore Rimadyl that stuff usually helps a lot. 

 Mom also says I have been barking too much again and started putting that stupid spray collar on me, Geez I hate that thing!

 Sissy has done great at the park. She is even starting to get along with Gracie the Rottie she always gets in fights with. Poor Gracie doesn't wanna fight she just has this strange bounce when she comes at you to play and Roxy always takes it the wrong way. Mom and Gracie's dad just ignore them and let them work it out. It stops as quick as it starts and no one ever seems to get hurt.  

Well everyone is gone so I am going to take advantage of the peace and quiet and grab a nap. WoOf, StATOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>So the daily ritual has started!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/168710</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:01:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/168710</guid>
		<description>Wake mom up at 5:45am with lots of licks....Eat breakfast.....go to BarC ParK!!!

Thats right I'm  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wake mom up at 5:45am with lots of licks....Eat breakfast.....go to BarC ParK!!!

Thats right I'm back to swimming every morning. Roxy goes into the water but hasn't really swam yet, Not sure if she will. 

There sure is a bigger gang of dogs there now! We stay much longer then we use to also, cause I think mom enjoys it as much or more then we do.....her daily dose of socializing!

 I am back to limping again, dad seems more concerned then mom. I think she is starting to realize that I just pull things! Hopefully after a few days of exercise it will feel better and work its way out. 

Well I am pretty beat after 2+ hours at the park this morning, thank goodness dad stopped by and picked me up. I think Roxy could stay there all day!  Must nap! WoOf, sTatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pigs Hoofs!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/166376</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:41:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mom brought us some home today! 

I love them, they smell soooo good!

Well only a few more days ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom brought us some home today! 

I love them, they smell soooo good!

Well only a few more days till we head south! Everyone is coming for dinner tonight. I love having company over. The more people that are eating, the better the odds that somebody is gonna drop some food! 

Mom is off now for the whole summer! Today she went to the Petco and got me a life vest for swimming, I don't think I need one but it might be kind of cool to float once in a while!

Roxy didn't get one, mom says she's waiting to see if Roxs takes to swimming like me or if she just gets her feet wet! I'm hoping she swims, we'll have a blast if she does! 

Well need to go make my breath smell like hoofs, we will be seeing Scout later......she loves bad breath! WoOf, StAtOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/164361</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:36:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/164361</guid>
		<description>Today started off okay but is slowly going down hill..... We woke mom up bright and early, she then  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Today started off okay but is slowly going down hill..... We woke mom up bright and early, she then make these real good eggs, (something to do with the devil) then I just found out that she and dad are leaving us for quite a while tonight. 
 I want to go see Uncle Will and Aunt Tara! Mom said there will be too many people over there, that it's some kinda wedding party. 
 I guess we won't be able to see Beau and Scout this weekend. Tomorrow moms dad is coming over so they can go to dinner(and leave us Again!) At least after mom works three more days she'll be done for the summer! Then she will have lots of time for us! 

Well got to go nap. WoOf, STaTor]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/163853</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 8 Jun 2006 16:51:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mr. Mark brought us bones last night! He is so cool, I wish he'd eat dinner here more often! 

 On ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mr. Mark brought us bones last night! He is so cool, I wish he'd eat dinner here more often! 

 Once again mom didn't take us out today. We had to play in our own back yard, boring!  

Two small people came to the door today and dad went to talk to them. Roxy and I barked and barked to make sure they knew we were here and we'd kick their butts if the hurt our dad. Well next thing we knew they were mowing the grass for dad! He sure is getting lazy now.  Well dogs keep walking by the house so I need to go stare at them. WoOf, StAtoR]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/163063</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 6 Jun 2006 17:25:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/163063</guid>
		<description>Well today really stunk. Mom came home from work and after she had us out back she plopped onto the  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well today really stunk. Mom came home from work and after she had us out back she plopped onto the couch and just laid there! I don't know what this is all about but we were not happy pups! 

Why aren't we going to see Beau and Scout? Well I guess mom has bad days too once in a while. She said maybe tomorrow, and that Mr. Mark and Ms. Connie  were coming over for dinner tomorrow night! Cool! I am nutzo about Mr. Mark! 

Well need to go lick moms face so she'll feel better. WoOf, StaTor

Oh BTW, Beau! Dude they got you too! Darn close ups!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh come on ma'!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/162262</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 4 Jun 2006 16:01:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/162262</guid>
		<description>What's with making us look like we are all nose? I can't believe how excited she got taking this deg ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What's with making us look like we are all nose? I can't believe how excited she got taking this degrading photo of me! 

Then I have to deal with the teenage shooting his soft airgun! Drives me nuts. Every time I hear it hit the fence I search like there's no tomorrow! Mom thinks I should have been a hunter. Hey Dr. Wright are you seeing this?

Anyway, we had a great weekend.  My best “little person” buddy stopped by last night! Jaidyn! She is my favorite under 4'er..... 

Well need to go help grill dinner! Yeah, someone has to try and empty that can that hangs under the grill! WoOf, StAtoR]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Am I ever gonna sleep good tonight!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/161522</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 2 Jun 2006 14:20:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/161522</guid>
		<description>We spent all day over at Beau and Scouts house. It was great cause about the time we all felt beat,  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We spent all day over at Beau and Scouts house. It was great cause about the time we all felt beat, in walks Mr.Mark!!!! (He is one of my favorite men besides my dad!)  So up and at em' we were playing again! 

Dog did I mess up when we first let Roxy move in. I shared my toys, my bones even my bed, yes, even  MY bed, and what do I get? I get pushed around by her ALL of the time. Yet my good bud Beau, yeah, he looks at her cross eyed and she's falling at his feet! I want to be alpha! I still haven't given in totally but she sure hasn't budged either. Beau and I are going to have to talk. Scout doesn't do that with me, is it something he's wearing? He has got to tell me his secret. 

Well it's dad's Birthday, but mom says we are going to celebrate tomorrow. Dad went to pick up the teenager(Matt)after work so they will get here too late to do anything. Well need to go pass out cold! WoOf, StAtoR]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Shhhh!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/161185</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Jun 2006 17:01:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/161185</guid>
		<description>Mom left us to go to the store and when she came back we had to sign a card? She told us it's a card ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom left us to go to the store and when she came back we had to sign a card? She told us it's a card for dad, Tomorrow is his birthday! I have always got him a card but this year I have to share that it is from Roxy too. Mom couldn't find a card for dad from her, she said hers is very important this year. It has to say just the right things, dad did take good care of us while mom was in the hospital and he took great care of her when she got home. She scared dad real bad back in March and it's important for him to know how much he means to her. 

Hey did you see how many cookies Roxy and I have? A WHOLE LOT! Who- ever gave them to us "Thanks"!

Anyway I have to go cause we are getting bad booms outside and lots of rain! WoOf, StAtoR]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Watch out ladies!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/160944</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Jun 2006 06:50:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/160944</guid>
		<description>Oh my Dog! I have a waist now! I am not sure how much weight I have lost, but I am able to move a lo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh my Dog! I have a waist now! I am not sure how much weight I have lost, but I am able to move a lot faster now! When mom opens the door to our deck I bolt out so fast that she has started holding my collar so I can't take off so quickly. See she thinks my legs are hurting cause when I walk I look kind of stiff.  I have been running to show her how good they are and she gets up set.  

 Go figure, (hitting forehead with paw) they had Evo and he was a Lab, so shouldn't she know what it looks like when we walk? I don't remember Evo too well cause I wasn't quite a year old when he died, but I do remember him lying around on the sofa alot! 

 Ms.C picked us up yesterday to play and I think she is coming today also. Better go nap so I'll be well rested! WoOf sTatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>To hurt or not to hurt?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/160121</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 30 May 2006 08:04:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/160121</guid>
		<description>My stupid legs don&acirc;t know if the want to hurt or not&acirc;&brvbar;. One day they feel fine and the next I pla ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My stupid legs don’t know if the want to hurt or not…. One day they feel fine and the next I play a little and they hurt!  I am not sure what mom is going to do about it, cause it is after all her problem. She always feels so bad for me then she starts getting mushy on me! Yuck! I am not into all that hugging and kissing stuff.  

We went over to play with Beau and Scout yesterday; we really have a good time there.  It was VERY hot out so we did more lying around in the over sized dog house then anything. I should say I did….Roxy stays out in the yard and watches, she is still hoping a squirrel is going fall right into her paws! 

Well I am going to go, don’t want to over work my paws typing! WoOf, StAtor

p.s. Thanks for finally putting up some new pics mom.]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/158975</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 27 May 2006 05:43:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/158975</guid>
		<description>Wow I haven't been keeping up on my diary very well! 
My leg is much better and it's easier to type ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow I haven't been keeping up on my diary very well! 
My leg is much better and it's easier to type now. We are back to the same ole routine, every morning mom and dad go to work and when mom gets home she sometimes takes us to play with Beau and Scout.

   I have to say I enjoy kissing Scout more now, now that she had that wart removed. Kinda distracting. Her and Roxy have really become good friends, they hardly play with Beau and me when we are all together! I guess thats okay though, I sure don't want to see them fight again! 

 Well mom's up to something, I need to go watch and make sure she doesn't try and leave us. It is Saturday and I know she doesn't have to go to work on Saturdays. WoOf  LaTeR, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wow, last week sure went by fast!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/157579</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 23 May 2006 12:21:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/157579</guid>
		<description>The first few days at the beach weren&acirc;t very fun for me; I wasn&acirc;t allowed to go to the Park with ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ The first few days at the beach weren’t very fun for me; I wasn’t allowed to go to the Park with Roxy.  Mom finally gave in and took me on Saturday and Sunday.

 I know Roxy had more fun with me there, on Saturday we went swimming! I am not sure Roxy meant to at first but she was chasing me and another dog and we headed right into the water, She kept on coming and ran right into the water with us! After that she kept running in and hopping around in it! She was having fun and I have to admit I am glad she got in the water, now we can swim together all summer!

 My leg started hurting again but mom still took me on Sunday. This morning I was limping a little but not real bad. Hopefully I am getting better, I want mom to take us to see our friends Beau and Scout but I won’t know till she comes home from work whether or not she will.

 Mom really thinks my weight is the big issue here, she says if I lose some weight I won’t get hurt as easily. I think I might stop fighting the diet thing now! I hate limping its not very sexy and when I do I end up having to stay home a lot. Well need to take a power nap before mom comes home. WoOf, StAtor]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yippee! I went to the Vets!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/153371</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 11 May 2006 12:52:42 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/153371</guid>
		<description>Oh wow! Mom came home early and took me to the Vets! I love the vets, but I think he ripped me off t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh wow! Mom came home early and took me to the Vets! I love the vets, but I think he ripped me off this time, We weren't there very long. I like the nice long visits where they pay lots of attention to me! 
Anyway, Dr. Wright gave me a few treats and said he should take me duck hunting with him since I like beer so much! How fun! I would love to go with him.

   He gave me an Rx for my leg and told mom if it's not better in 10 days he'd like to x-ray and make sure I haven't torn cartlage away in my shoulder which would require surgery! You mean I could stay over night at the Vets! I am so in! 

  When we were leaving there were a couple of ladies in the lobby and can you believe one of them was afraid of me?!!! I am the nicest pup I know, mom thinks she was afraid I'd jump on her and not to take it so hard. Well I guess maybe she's right cause the one was kind of old. 

  Well need to go rest so I get better (mom is threatening to crate me if I don't take it easy).....wOoF, StatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/152819</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 10 May 2006 07:31:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/152819</guid>
		<description>Everyone is back home again and in a few days we all go to Myrtle Beach! This ride will be a fun one ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Everyone is back home again and in a few days we all go to Myrtle Beach! This ride will be a fun one, we will pass lots of motorcycles on the highway, and I love motorcycles! I wag my tail and stand on the front seat so I can see them. Sometimes they wave at me! 

My leg is still bothering me so I think mom will be taking me to see the vet before we leave! I love the vet they give me treats! I do hope this time they will give me something for my leg though, it kind of hurts. 

Roxy had fun with mom and dad over the weekend and I had a blast staying with Beau and Scout! Ms. Connie filled up my tub before she’d leave for work. It was great; I could cool off anytime without kicking the water out of the drinking bowl! 

Well I need to go rest up. WoOf, StatOr]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/150343</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 3 May 2006 06:52:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/150343</guid>
		<description>Tomorrow is the big day! Yesterday Mom took my big bucket to Ms. Connie's house so I will be able to ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Tomorrow is the big day! Yesterday Mom took my big bucket to Ms. Connie's house so I will be able to cool off when I get hot! I haven’t played in my bucket in a long time.

I can’t wait to stay with my furpals! I heard Ms. Connie say that Mr. Mark will be home Friday! I am Nutz about Mr.Mark! He plays a lot with us and is always sneaking us treats, and BEER! I haven’t been getting much of either since mom started me on this diet!  So now I get to go off of it for a few days! Yippee! WoOf LaTeR, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/149909</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 2 May 2006 07:07:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/149909</guid>
		<description>It&acirc;s been a pretty normal week; it started once again with a Monday! I really don&acirc;t like them bu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It’s been a pretty normal week; it started once again with a Monday! I really don’t like them but what’s a
 4-legger to do?

We did get to go play with Beau and Scout after Mom got home. It was pretty hot out so every time they would fill the water bowl I would kick the water out with my front legs, this in turn splashes water on my belly, and that feels sooooo good! (it’s a Lab thing!)

My front legs are still bothering me, I don’t know what I did but they get so stiff over night and it takes a while to walk it off. 

Only a couple more days till the family goes away and lets me stay at B and S’s house! I love staying there; the only pitfall will be if it’s real hot out. We stay outside during the day while Ms Connies at work and that can be uncomfortable (more so when you are built so thick like me!) Mom said she would take my tub over with me so I would have a way to cool off without empting the water bowl. 

Well need to rest up, we will be having company tonight! WoOf LaTeR, Stator

P.S. I think ever since mom started giving me those cheese flavored rice cakes (instead of milkbones) I have lost a few pounds!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mobile jail?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/149115</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 05:02:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/149115</guid>
		<description>Glad to hear Beau wasn't really broke! I am still limping a little bit, mom is a little concerned bu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Glad to hear Beau wasn't really broke! I am still limping a little bit, mom is a little concerned but said she will give it time like the vet said to. 

Oh get this, Mom turned our car into a jail! Yea you heard me right a jail! Now it is impossible to get up to the front seat to help with directions! Not only is our car here a jail I heard Dad tell her to get a jail for our other car in Myrtle Beach! I loved helping mom drive! I was good at it too. I could even change the radio station if I felt like it! 

 Well we have some yard work to do this morning, then hopefully mom will take us to play with Beau and Scout! WoOf LaTeR, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Finally!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/148426</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:17:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/148426</guid>
		<description>Mom gave in the past two days and has taken me to Beau and Scout&acirc;s house.
 I don&acirc;t do a lot of  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom gave in the past two days and has taken me to Beau and Scout’s house.
 I don’t do a lot of running there, this week since my leg had been bothering me I just laid around and ate all of the chewies I could find! Let me tell you I found a lot too! 

Mom was playing with Beau and when he was chasing after his rope tire once he let out a terrible yelp! Mom was sure she’d broken him! Mom looked at the foot he was holding up and didn’t see anything stuck in it (once he had a huge staple in it) when she let go he got up and continued playing like nothing happened.  After we got back home Mr. Mark came over to get the K-9 aspirin and said Beau was acting as though it was bothering him now..  Geez, mom feels real bad, but he’ll be okay us big dogs twist our ankles and get aches in our legs a lot! 

One more week and I get to go spend a few days and nights with Beau and Scout! I have soooo much fun when I stay there. Ms. Connie is great to me and I get a lot of exercise. I really need the exercise too, Mom is getting better and should be able to start walking us again soon but I need to run now! 

Well fellow pups, I need to go get my morning nap in. WoOf at ya later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/147622</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:56:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/147622</guid>
		<description>If I have to yell at Mom one more time! Why won&acirc;t she take me for a walk? 
I have so much energy  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ If I have to yell at Mom one more time! Why won’t she take me for a walk? 
I have so much energy built up and I really need to walk it off, but for the past week she just looks at me when I bark to her that I want to go for a walk and says “sorry”. This just isn’t fair! I have been getting around well and haven’t been limping as much; I know she can see this. Today is another day; I will wait and see what happens when she comes home today. 

I have been getting a little jealous of my sister, I have been in this house for years and yet she comes along and after a lousy 5 months she is spoiled and treated like a baby! Hello! What about your “little” man? I know mom loves me but she is always letting Roxy sit next to her and get scratches. I don’t want all the mushy attention; I just want to play. Roxy says mom is tired when she gets home and just wants to hang for a while. Can I help it that I have been cooped up in the house all day? 

Well hopefully things will improve around here soon. Mom needs to get better faster so she can walk me! WoOf, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/147225</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:31:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/147225</guid>
		<description>Okay I am getting fed up with everyone leaving me behind! What am I chopped liver! (Umm, chopped liv ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Okay I am getting fed up with everyone leaving me behind! What am I chopped liver! (Umm, chopped liver) 

Yesterday mom took Roxy out and when they came back I could smell MY friends on her! Now, I don’t mind her taking my toys, or my bones, I allow her to sleep in bed with mom while I sleep on the floor or in my crate, but trying to keep MY friend to herself isn’t going to work! 

Little does she know that in a little over a week mom and dad are going to SC and I get to spend 4 days with Beau and Scout! That’s right just me! Oh wait, if it’s just me where is Roxy going? Dang, I wonder if she is going with them? I guess that’s okay cause I like staying at B and S’s house and we have the whole summer in SC! 

Well I need to go make faces at Roxy (I like to remind her she’s crated and I am not!)….WoOf later, Stator

P.S. Congrats to (my aunt and uncle) Tara and Will! I agree with the dog in your front yard! About time!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What the &amp;%@l !</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/146438</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:29:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/146438</guid>
		<description>He left without either one of us! I wanted to go to grandpas house! 

Dad said since it's wet and  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ He left without either one of us! I wanted to go to grandpas house! 

Dad said since it's wet and muddy out he didn't want to take us and get mud on grandpas carpets. Well I know gradpa pretty well and he would not mind a little dirt from me! He loves me! Now we are both stuck in the house with mom while she cleans! (yipee”NOT”) 

 I hope this rainy weather goes away soon, I hate spending so much of the day inside. I know right now it's good for my hurt leg but I would rather be lying around outside. 

Had a funny happen this morning! Dad thinks Roxs and I are just a couple dumb ole dogs, well he saw a cat out the window and thought he'd be smart and tell mom it was there by s p e l l i n g  it out! You know the old “Oh look a “C” “A” “T”! WoOf wOoF! Roxy and I went nuts!!!!  Mom freaked and thought we were goimg to go through the window, I was more worked up about it then Roxy. Dog, I hate cats!
 Well need to supervise mom while she cleans. WoOf LaTeR, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>YUCK!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/146195</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 13:40:55 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/146195</guid>
		<description>That&acirc;s all I can say about today! 
It has been raining all day. Mom and Dad won&acirc;t let Roxy and  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That’s all I can say about today! 
It has been raining all day. Mom and Dad won’t let Roxy and me out at the same time, they know we will play hard which makes me hot and then I jump in the first puddle I find (which usually has mud in it) to cool off. 

 Still don’t know for sure which one of us Dad is taking tomorrow, sure hope it’s me. If Roxy is smart she will hope it’s me also cause I know Mom well enough to know she would take her to Beau and Scout’s house to play. 

Well absolutely nothing going on here. WoOf LaTeR, STator]]></content:encoded>
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		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/145836</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:18:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/145836</guid>
		<description>When will my leg get better? It seems like dog years that it has been hurting! 

I really want to  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ When will my leg get better? It seems like dog years that it has been hurting! 

I really want to go to see Beau and Scout, I sit and bark endlessly at mom every afternoon (usually she gives in and takes me to their house) and yet she does nothing. 

Is it not enough that she has me on a diet now! Yeah, no more milk bones for me. I am now eating rice cakes! (Don’t tell her but they aren’t so bad) I need exercise! 

Mom is trying to talk dad into taking me to grandpa’s house with him on Sunday, he was planning on taking Roxy. I sure hope it’s me he takes, I am tired of hanging around the house and it’s been a while since I’ve seen grandpa. (I am his favorite anyway)……

Well need to go sit next to Roxy’s crate, I like to remind her that while she’s in there all day I have run of the house! Ha! Call me Fatboy! WoOf, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A new kind of treat!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/145209</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:44:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/145209</guid>
		<description>So I went to the vet the other day and while we were there the vet told mom I could stand to lose a  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So I went to the vet the other day and while we were there the vet told mom I could stand to lose a few pounds! Hey I have lost 8lbs since last summer. Anyway she told mom to get rid of ALL of our normal treats ( I thought I would die!) but I heard her tell mom to go get us rice cakes……umm I love cake! Okay it turned out these rice cakes weren’t really cake at all, but they taste like cheese and I love cheese! I am going to miss my milk bones though. 

I am still limping and that means no playing again today, of course Roxy will attack me outside when no one is looking forcing me to jump around.

Hopefully mom and I will take a walk today once dads home, or heck maybe he’ll come along with Roxy. 

Well I need to nap up, WOOf LaTer, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Grrrr!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/144381</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:15:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/144381</guid>
		<description>Mom is taking me to the vets today, I am still limping and I need to update a couple of my yearly sh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom is taking me to the vets today, I am still limping and I need to update a couple of my yearly shots. I sure hope he gives me something to make my leg quit aching. My tummy is better so I don’t have that to worry about! Geez I guess both mom and I are falling apart! 
 Mom says I am stuck home until it is 100%, she took us to play with Beau and Scout on Sunday and it just made me limp more yesterday! Dad was a little ticked about it. I hope it won’t take long to get better. 

Yesterday both mom and dad walked us, it wasn’t a long walk but it was better then nothing. It had been raining most of the day so there wasn’t a lot to smell. Roxy was irritating dad with her pulling; he didn’t bother with her spiky collar, what a mistake.

Well I need to rest up, going to the vet uses a lot of energy, I have to pull mom in the building and doing lots of tugging so I can kiss everyone that works there (this way they all give me cookies) they are suckers for the old “lover boy” act. WOOf LaTer, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'm okay now!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/143546</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 16 Apr 2006 07:46:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/143546</guid>
		<description>What a lousy few days I had and right at the end of our vacation. Mom thinks my tummy problems were  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What a lousy few days I had and right at the end of our vacation. Mom thinks my tummy problems were her fault, she had given me people aspirin for a few days and when she stopped and did what the vet said I got better! I sure was enjoying the boiled chicken and rice meals though. Anyway mom thinks she might have caused me to get an ulcer(whatever that is!) My leg is doing much better also, I know it was just a pull from roughhousing so much at the park. Mom thinks a couple more days of resting it and I should be good to go! 

We are however going to go see Beau and Scout later today, I can't wait we really missed them! Well I have to keep it short, mom is working in the flower bed out front and I have to keep an eye out for cats and squirrels! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What a crappy night!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/142513</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 13:47:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/142513</guid>
		<description>I was in bad shape yesterday and last night. I don't know what I got a hold of but I was miserable!  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I was in bad shape yesterday and last night. I don't know what I got a hold of but I was miserable! I hurt my paw at the park yesterday and have been limping around, it's feeling a little better today tho. Then last night after dinner I threw it up, and threw up a few more times during the night. Mom got up and took me outside for some fresh air and it seemed to help, I know she felt bad for me cause she laid on the floor next to me for a long time talking sweet to me.

This morning mom refused to take me to the park cause she was afraid the roughhousing would hurt my paw more, so she took Roxy instead! I was a little ticked off when they left but dad felt bad for me and took me to the worlds biggest swimming pool! I didn't last long there, it takes a lot out of you walking in all that sand! Well got to run!

Bad news: As I was writing my diary I ran to the back door and threw up again! Yes, there was more blood. Mom called my vet back home and got instructions and is having my papers fax over to a neighbors incase I have to go to the emergency hospital tonight. Cross your paws for me! I hope it's nothing and the pill our vet said to give me helps. Thanks fellow dogsters. WoOF LATER,Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>At the Beach</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/141759</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 16:14:50 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/141759</guid>
		<description>Well yesterday we went and had our nails and (blushing) anal glands done! We were so good that mom b ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well yesterday we went and had our nails and (blushing) anal glands done! We were so good that mom bought us each a pigs ear and a cows ear! I don't think I have had a cows ear like this before, it turned my paws orange! Mom said it was because it was cheese flavored.....um um good!

I have gone to the park each morning and Roxy goes with dad and does whatever it is they do! Alls I know is I get to go play with all of my old buddies and a couple new ones.

Roxy and I helped mom out the past two days planting lots of stuff along the sides of the house, it will look real pretty later this summer. 

Well need to go help Rox bark at the ducks! WOOF LATER, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MIND GAMES TO PLAY WITH HUMANS</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/141257</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 14:51:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/141257</guid>
		<description>1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your humans' bedtime. 
2. Act like a convicted criminal! When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused. (NOTE: this only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.) 
3. Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. When the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about. 
4. Make your humans be patient. When you go outside to go pee,' sniff around the entire yard as your humans wait. Act as if the spot you choose to go pee will ultimately decide the fate of the earth. 
5. Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk, always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go poo.' Take you time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag. 
6. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by. 
7. Make you own rules. Don't always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while. 
8. Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet them at the door. Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears.) 
9. When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door. 
10. Wake up 30 minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off and make the humans take you out for your morning pee. As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after going outside, this will drive them nuts!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>We are here!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/140303</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 8 Apr 2006 03:51:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/140303</guid>
		<description>We got here safe and sound, Roxy and I pretty much slept the whole way here. Yesterday was my 
B-da ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We got here safe and sound, Roxy and I pretty much slept the whole way here. Yesterday was my 
B-day, dad made Me and Roxy Scrambled eggs them mom took me to Barc Parc just her and I! It was great I was Buddy, he's an older GSD That is way over weight and then a young 6 month old GSD showed up she was super playful! I saw Boots and he brought his person Jeff with him, I didn't see Bonzo I guess his daddy had to work. Red showed up just as we were leaving. He looks much better without those two nutz following him around! Bmao! 

  Mom and dad did a lot of running around yesterday so we were able to sleep most of the day. They are calling for rain/storms today so I'm not sure what we'll be doing. Mom said we were going to see the man who cuts my nails, I am glad cause I am starting to feel a bit feminine with long nails! Roxy isn't going to like it at all cause we also have to get our anal glands emptied and she always cries like it's the end of the world.

 I met a cute little girl that lives on the other side of the lake, she is only 2 years old (I am older being 3!) She kept laughing at Rox and I for some reason. Mr. Jack next door was happy to see me as I was him! He is my best 2 legged buddy down here!  

There is a Dane living across the street now (4 mo.) I haven't met him yet but mom did and said he is very handsome! Well need to go bark at the ducks on the lake! WOOF, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh my Dog! Was that you Roxy?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/139116</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 5 Apr 2006 06:33:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/139116</guid>
		<description>Tomorrow is the big day! We get to go to our other house, which means I get to SWIM! Oh how I love s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Tomorrow is the big day! We get to go to our other house, which means I get to SWIM! Oh how I love swimming! I can hardly wait! We went at Christmas time but mom wouldn't let me swim then she said it was too cold, it's never too cold to swim!

 I hear the my buddy Red got the old snip snip a couple months ago! Hope he still likes to play. He was becoming quite the pain with Roxy, all he wanted to do was play piggy back ride with her! She would get so mad at him.

 Roxy isn't going to the dog park with mom and me. Mom said until she is 100% better she can't handle Roxy, and she doesn't want to deal with Roxy's aggressions towards little dog yet.  P-U she is farting again! I have to sign off and get outta this room! WOOF! Stator aka convict # 117023
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		<title>YUMMY!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/138749</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 4 Apr 2006 07:21:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/138749</guid>
		<description>Ms.Connie went to the pet-expo this past weekend and she brought us some B-day treats! I don't think ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ms.Connie went to the pet-expo this past weekend and she brought us some B-day treats! I don't think mom was suppose to give them to us yet but she knew how badly we wanted them, cause I can smell food a mile away and kept staring at the pantry willing it to open. Well let me tell you I don't know what these things were but dog were they delicious! 

I also heard dad tell mom that since she isn't working he saw no reason we couldn't leave early for the beach! We will be leaving Thursday rather then Friday! That is way cool cause otherwise I would have spent my B-day (friday) all doped up driving for 8 hours! Now for my B-day I get to see my friends at Barc Parc! 

I hope we get to see Beau and Scout before we leave. I will miss them as we will be gone for a week and a half. Mr.Mark picked us up yesterday to go play, we had a good time and were pretty pooped when we got home... Woof at ya later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Free at last, free at last! Thank the dog I am free at last!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/138252</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 3 Apr 2006 05:19:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/138252</guid>
		<description>Wow that was getting scary! I didn't know if they would ever let me out of that place. It seems ther ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow that was getting scary! I didn't know if they would ever let me out of that place. It seems there are people that aren't real cool about us dogs having a lick of “adult beverages” every now and then. 

 I guess it's O'Doul for me from now on. Dang! Well at least I am home now and will be here for my B-day Friday and our trip to the beach! I'd of had to bite someone if I missed that! Well need to go clean up, those kennel stink! Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WHAT THE %&amp;$#?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/138243</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 3 Apr 2006 04:41:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/138243</guid>
		<description>4 days in this kennel and still no word on what is going to happen to me! This is so wrong. I sure w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ 4 days in this kennel and still no word on what is going to happen to me! This is so wrong. I sure wish dad wasn't retired from the police dept, cause then he could arrest them! I don't know who complained but I hope it one day happens to their pups and they can see what it's like! 

 Nothing that is/was on my site is bad. I never got hurt and I am very loved here. I just sometimes do stupid stuff and mom gets lucky and grabs a pic. I can't understand why they would pull my site without giving me a chance to fix it to their liking! 
 Does this mean people can randomly go to different sites and “flag” them? If so what's to stop some idiot from just doing it for kicks? I think the way dogster handles this is wrong and should rethink their strategy. Well in fear of pi$$ing someone else off I shall go sit quietly in the back of my kennel till someone lets me out! Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>THIS IS CRAP!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/138022</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 2 Apr 2006 14:41:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/138022</guid>
		<description>This is such an injustice!  Why am I in this stupid Kennel? Mom can't seem to get any answers from a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This is such an injustice!  Why am I in this stupid Kennel? Mom can't seem to get any answers from anyone. I say just pull us from the site! We have told soooo many friends about “dogster” and this is the thanks we get? What happen to the American way of innocent until proven guilty? How about looking at my site first, then giving us  XYZ amount of time to correct it or then you will pull it? So I can go flag anyones site and it will be pulled regardless of what is or isn't there?  There must be a better way! WOOF, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HELP!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/137891</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 2 Apr 2006 07:11:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/137891</guid>
		<description>Where am I? Where is my mom and sissy? 

I don't know what I did to deserve this but I promise I w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Where am I? Where is my mom and sissy? 

I don't know what I did to deserve this but I promise I will be a good boy (paws crossed behind back) from now on,  just let me outta here and send me home! 

 Hang in there mom! I think they are getting tired of my constant barking! WOOF,  Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>ONE MORE WEEK!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/137112</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:48:18 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/137112</guid>
		<description>Dad keeps throwing me in the shower. Just about every night he takes me in the bathroom and runs wat ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dad keeps throwing me in the shower. Just about every night he takes me in the bathroom and runs water over me. He says he doesn't want mom to get sick again so he's getting the loose dirt off of me, last night he even did it to Roxy! Myself I love it! I love water in any form! Roxs wasn't crazy 'bout it but she behaved and let dad do it. 

 One week from today is not only my 3rd Birthday but we leave to go to Myrtle Beach! I love that place! Our neighbor Mr. Jack must really miss me by now! I can't wait to see Bonzo and Red and all of my other buddies there. I think mom will only be taking me to Barc Parc. Roxy is too strong and pulls too much, mom can't handle it right now. Me on the other hand will be good and not try and drag her around. I hear one of the neighbors there got a Great Dane puppy! How fun will that be? All I know is Roxy better be nice to him! Well dad's leaving for work, got to go stare out the window. Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I have mastered the cookie sheet!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/136286</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:47:42 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/136286</guid>
		<description>Mom thought she'd be smart and put my food on a cookie sheet to slow me down, well it worked for a w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom thought she'd be smart and put my food on a cookie sheet to slow me down, well it worked for a while but now I am able to eat at my old rocket speed. I do this in hopes that my sister will walk away from her food and I can eat it too. I have run into a problem tho, I tend to throw-up when I eat this fast. I must work on this. 

Mom was doing here exercises this morning and Roxy and I helped, I cleaned her face while Roxy chewed on her toes. Mom had a hard time finishing up cause she was laughing too hard. 

Dad took us for a walk yesterday, ahhh he got a taste of what a pain Roxs can be with other dogs! Me of course, I was the perfect gentleman! Mom thinks she'll be able to handle walking me long before Roxy. I hope this means I can go to Bark Park when we go to South Carolina in a couple weeks. Mom knows I am a good boy when we are there. 

We didn't see Beau and Scout yesterday cause their Grandpa was visiting. I wish our grandpa would visit, we haven't seen him in a while. 

Eww, just noticed a “cat” out front. Gotta run! Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title></title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/136052</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:03:46 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/136052</guid>
		<description>It has been very pretty out today. I don't understand why mom is home all day with us and won't walk ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It has been very pretty out today. I don't understand why mom is home all day with us and won't walk us! I heard her on the phone with dad and I swear I heard her say the "W"- word....hopefully this means dad will take us when he gets home today. 

Roxy has enjoyed being in the back yard today, she is just weird. She is chasing invisible things, I don't know what she is after but it looks like she's having fun! Well mom is going to sit on the deck with us. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>without a chair!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/135633</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:59:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/135633</guid>
		<description>So today mom and dad left and went to the doctors. When they got home Mr. Mark came over and picked  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So today mom and dad left and went to the doctors. When they got home Mr. Mark came over and picked us up to go play! Well we had only been there a little while and guess who showed up? MOM! She was happy to see Beau and Scout! Beau even remembered to shake her hand!
 Mom didn't stay the whole time though, she said she had to go home and set up appointments with doctors. Better Doctors then Vets! Well we are tired from playing so I’m gonna go nap. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh my Dog!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/135107</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 25 Mar 2006 16:18:37 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/135107</guid>
		<description>Mr. Mark came by to see me, okay he really came by to say hello to mom and bring her some candy (bip ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mr. Mark came by to see me, okay he really came by to say hello to mom and bring her some candy (bipeds think candy cures everything!) But he and Ms. Connie couldn’t stay but a minute. They had to get home so Beau and Scout could see their daddy was back....Mr. Mark says he will have us over to play tomorrow! I can’t wait! He is a blast to play tug with! 

Mom isn’t pushing the chair anymore, now she carries a stick with her. I think this is a good sign. Hopefully soon she will be able to walk us! Okay I know I am being silly and that will probably be a while yet. But hey us dogs can dream too! Well it’s getting dark out but go check the yard for intruders! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>That had to hurt!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/134737</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:09:55 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/134737</guid>
		<description>I went over to the cord Roxy chewed through and stuck my nose to it to see what it was and I felt a  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I went over to the cord Roxy chewed through and stuck my nose to it to see what it was and I felt a small zap on my nose, whatever she got had to be big! I am so glad I never got into those sorts of things when I was a pup.

Mom was ordering my birthday gifts today! I can’t wait to see what I am getting! Mr. Mark is suppose to be home tomorrow! I wonder when I will get to see him! I am sure Beau and Scout are dying waiting for tomorrow to get here!

Mom has been doing much better, everyday she seems a little stronger and seems able to do something else she wasn’t able to the day before! I just can’t wait til she gets to the “being able to walk the dogs” part! I miss our walks and I think she does too!

She said she is looking forward to the day she can go sit at Beau and Scouts and watch us all play again. That will be a great day! Well teenagers are walking by, I need to go bark! Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title></title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/134269</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:36:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/134269</guid>
		<description>We went and played with Beau and Scout yesterday for a long time! Ms.C has been so cool about pickin ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We went and played with Beau and Scout yesterday for a long time! Ms.C has been so cool about picking us up and giving us playtime. Dad has taken us for a couple walks but we understand right now with all he has to do around here, he suddenly is mom and dad! 

Roxy has been trying to run us all out of the house with her gas, she came real close a couple of times last night! Wow! who'd a thought a girl could smell so bad! Mom thinks she ate a skunk!

Well I have to keep it brief as Roxy wants to write in her diary.....WOOF, Stator
 
(Ms.C. Thanks so much for helping us out!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mom's home ! ?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/133119</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:44:46 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/133119</guid>
		<description>Well after 2 long weeks mom has come back home! She cries a lot, and is walking funny. She has this  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well after 2 long weeks mom has come back home! She cries a lot, and is walking funny. She has this chair she is pushing in front of her. Guess she wants to make sure she always has a seat..

Dad was telling us we almost lost mom! We couldn’t lose mom I am a lab I could find her easily!

Ms. C came over and got Roxy and I yesterday and took us to play with Beau and Scout, We had a great time, even mom could tell cause we all slept so well last night! Sure wish mom was able to make it  over to their house and watch us, maybe one day she could push her chair there.  I think she’d be proud of Roxs and Scout and how well they are getting along. 

Well it’s early morning and mom won’t feed us, I have to try and figure this out, (or wake dad up)! WOOF! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>We really are good dogs!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/126578</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 2 Mar 2006 07:05:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/126578</guid>
		<description>Mom took us on a great walk yesterday. We went on a path we hadn&acirc;t taken before and there weren&acirc; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom took us on a great walk yesterday. We went on a path we hadn’t taken before and there weren’t a lot of dogs that Roxy could argue with along the way. Mom says she is having surgery on her foot tomorrow so she wanted to make sure we got a good walk before dad takes over the duties! Hopefully it won’t be raining today when she gets home and we can do it again! Didn’t get to go play with Beau and Scout (because of our walk) but maybe mom will walk us over there tonight….

Anyway, I have to brag a little! On this walk we had to cross a big busy road, (mom always has us sit before we are released with an “okay” to cross.) Roxy and I sat for what seemed to be a dogs month waiting for the okay and we did such a good job I know mom was proud of us! But the funny part was, one of the cars/trucks that passed by us was dad! He later told us how smart we looked sitting there waiting! So, we made them both proud! I love pleasing mom and dad! 

Roxy is in her crate today. I know she was hoping to get a pass today but I don’t think she is too upset about being there. When dad went to put her in there today we both ran towards it and I was kind of hoping I could spend the day inside it with her but dad said, “It’s not big enough”.  So I will just go get comfy on moms bed! Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Humpday</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/126251</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 1 Mar 2006 11:38:41 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/126251</guid>
		<description>So Roxy will be one year old in a couple weeks! I have been trying real hard to think of something s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So Roxy will be one year old in a couple weeks! I have been trying real hard to think of something special to get her.
I would love to get her some of the stinky stuff Scout wears, but Scout won’t share with anyone where she finds it. 
It looks like I will have to have mom help me order her a toy. I could find and order it, I have learned how to surf the web, but I just don’t have any plastic like mom does.  

Roxy is adjusting well to her daily routine of going into doggy jail. Mom and dad almost fell over last night when Roxy went into and laid down in her crate all by herself when she didn’t have to! I guess she has figured out it isn’t so bad in there. 

Well I need to get some birthday ideas. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I would hate to be a puppy again!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/125402</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:46:09 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/125402</guid>
		<description>Just watching my sister inside her crate looking pitiful. I think mom and dad were going to give Rox ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Just watching my sister inside her crate looking pitiful. I think mom and dad were going to give Roxy another chance Sunday, but before dad and Matt “the teenager that runs into walls” even left she chewed up the box a case of beer was in! I am kind of enjoying this cause she always beats on me, this way I actually get a break from her. Gee, now I know how my big brother Evo felt (sorry bro!)

We had a laid back weekend. Dad and Matt took us for our walk yesterday. Talk about a quickie, we only went down dog-alley and back. Mom’s got a bad foot so she didn’t feel up to taking us. I guess we can’t complain, at least dad made an effort. 

Well I am going to lie next to sissy and try to keep her company, at least long enough for me to get a nap. Then later I think I will run over to the front window and bark like mad and get her upset cause she can’t look out too! (hey what are brothers for?) Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Barking my A$$ off!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/124648</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 25 Feb 2006 06:32:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/124648</guid>
		<description>It finally caught up with her! I am sitting here at home running around the whole house enjoying fre ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It finally caught up with her! I am sitting here at home running around the whole house enjoying freedom while SHE is in Dog jail!!!! BMTO!!!! (Barking my tail off)…..

Yesterday was the deal breaker; mom came home to find her brand new framed print (that was a birthday gift from Em) lying in the middle of the living room with Roxy teeth marks on the frame!!! Silly girl! How far did you think you could get before mom cracked? Mom was planning on taking that to our other house to hang. She still can but has to buy a new frame for it first.(don’t tell Roxy but word has it mom wasn’t crazy about the frame) 

Roxy has really made it to the top of moms poop-list! Even on our walk yesterday Roxy kept pushing moms buttons. She was pulling and lunging, even though with that one dog we pass I think secretly mom would like to turn her loose on him! Hopefully she will get the message today and straighten up her act! I know it was hard for mom to see Roxs in the crate and walk out the door. I even heard her standing on the other side of the door for a few minutes, I guess she wanted to make sure Roxy didn’t cry. 

Oh well, I am feeling just a tad sorry for my sis, so I think I’ll go lay down next to her so she doesn’t feel lonely. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It's all about me!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/124244</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:30:15 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/124244</guid>
		<description>Yeah! I made one of the diary picks again! I love being the center of attention, and this is pretty  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yeah! I made one of the diary picks again! I love being the center of attention, and this is pretty darn close to the center! 

Went over to Beau and Scout’s house again last night, sure glad we went cause Mr. Mark was getting ready to leave town again. I like Mr. Mark cause he bought me (and Beau) a 6 pack of beer just for us. O’Doul’s isn’t so bad and I noticed when I drink it I have yet to see more them one Roxy coming at me! He also gives us all a treat. I bet Beau and Scout wish their dad was always home like ours.  Ms. Connie is great too, unlike mom she isn’t afraid to play with us when we feel like getting ruff. Heck I have seen her bleed more then once when playing with us. 

So tomorrow starts my favorite part of the week! The weekend. This would be the weekend the teenager will be over too. I am going to take it easy this weekend cause Roxy really beat up on me yesterday and once again my legs are sore.  One of these days I am going to break bad on her and she will start thinking twice before jumping on me. See I haven’t shown her the other not so pretty side of Fatboy! Scout and Beau have seen it and they keep telling me to show Roxy. I am trying to be nice and cut her some leash cause I know she is only a pup (regardless of her size).

Well I am going to go nap before Roxy starts getting into stuff. I am sure we will get a good walk today. Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The yard is a total mud pit!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/123983</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:33:54 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/123983</guid>
		<description>I love this stuff. It does delay mom in the morning cause the clean up as we re-enter the house take ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I love this stuff. It does delay mom in the morning cause the clean up as we re-enter the house takes a little bit longer.  This morning Roxy and I did a pretty good number out there. 

We got our knucklebones refreshed yesterday; mom always seems to know when we are bored with the old ones (I think she bases it on Roxy’s destructiveness). 

I am looking forward to our walk today as yesterday mom only took us on a half walk. She and dad met somewhere and Roxs and myself weren’t invited! What nerve I think they have started drinking behind my back! Well it’s hard for me to focus today…….Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>O&acirc; What?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/122674</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:45:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/122674</guid>
		<description>This whole beer thing has gone too far! What is so wrong with me wanting to throw back a cold one no ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This whole beer thing has gone too far! What is so wrong with me wanting to throw back a cold one now and then? Dad went out and got me some beer for myself called O’Douls....What’s up with the Lite beer? Guess mom doesn’t like sharing anymore. I wasn’t looking to switch brands and given a choice I would have gone with real dark muddy lookin’ stuff! I love mud! What’s next Doggy AA?    


WOOF, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Out of control!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/121996</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:07:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/121996</guid>
		<description>That is what my sister is. She keeps getting into stuff she shouldn&acirc;t and mom is getting frustrate ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That is what my sister is. She keeps getting into stuff she shouldn’t and mom is getting frustrated! On a good note tho it makes mom clean up and throw out a lot of junk. 

We are still trying to convince mom and dad there is something invading our backyard! It seems every time we try and let them know mom takes her sweet time letting us out, how does she expect us to catch it if she won’t let us out faster? We were so close this morning! Roxy and I ran as fast as we could to the side of the deck, but whatever it is, it was gone!

I am hoping it gets real cold out like they say it will, I hate having my feet wiped and if the ground freezes our feet don’t get muddy.  

Mom says she might take just me to PetSmart today cause the Great Danes will be there and she loves looking at them! So do I. Not to mention the past few trips Roxy has got to go over there and I stayed home. I think it is my turn. Only bad thing is mom always weighs me there and I think I have put on a couple pounds. Maybe she will forget to this time. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>All Teeth</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/121701</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:10:15 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/121701</guid>
		<description>Geez, if that sister of mine doesn&acirc;t lighten up I won&acirc;t have any friends! Yesterday at the end o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Geez, if that sister of mine doesn’t lighten up I won’t have any friends! Yesterday at the end of our walk we ran into Yawny, everything was cool except I kept trying to play with Yawn when he obviously wasn’t in the mood. He told me to back off (and I did) and here comes Roxy jumping in and swearing at him! Good thing Mr. Tom was around to help pull Yawny back, cause between Yawn and Sissy I am not real sure who would win and frankly I don’t want to know. 

I sure wish in the fighting aspect she was more like me, and I think mom does too. I am not a fighter, if another dog says I am in his space, I move. If they just don’t like me I stay away from them. I don’t ever want to fight, I prefer kissing! 

I was very happy that dad went walking with us yesterday! I love my dad and he even managed to do our long walk and not the “condensed” version he likes. Mom says dad just isn’t in shape and needs to work up to it like she did.

Well need to go supervise Roxy and see that she doesn’t get into anything. Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'm the boss of me!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/121168</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 17:37:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/121168</guid>
		<description>Starting to feel a little better. Mom says Roxs and I just play to ruff! Hello ma, we are dogs!

  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Starting to feel a little better. Mom says Roxs and I just play to ruff! Hello ma, we are dogs!

 Mom started taking us for long walks everyday a while back and we sure love them, for once the “dog whisperer” gave good advice. Usually it stupid stuff he tells her to do when she watches his show, like making us sit before we go out the door, or for her to be alpha! Yeah, dream on we know whose boss around here! 
I am! 


Oops I mean yeah she is.....got to go....Woof! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ouch!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/120462</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:09:54 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/120462</guid>
		<description>I am one hurting pup today! I think I have played just a little too hard the past couple of days.  M ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am one hurting pup today! I think I have played just a little too hard the past couple of days.  Mom says I can’t go play until my limp goes away. This getting older crap is for the cats! I do Love the snow!

Yesterday we pulled mom over to Beau and Scout’s house to play, she says she is going to get a toboggan and tie us to it so we won’t yank her arms off when she walks us. We can’t help it we just want to run in the snow and tend to forget mom only has two legs for traction.  

 Mom posted new photos on Roxy’s sites and mine. She is all excited cause she’s not the sharpest tool when it comes to resizing photos and now “dogster” has made it easier! Yea dogster! WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WHOA! THAT'S A LOT OF SNOW!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/119542</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:48:27 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/119542</guid>
		<description>When I flushed the ice cubes I must have gone overboard!  I don't think I have ever seen this much a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ When I flushed the ice cubes I must have gone overboard!  I don't think I have ever seen this much at one time! It's great!  I know mom won't go to work tomorrow and maybe not even Tuesday! 

 Roxy was a freak when she first stepped out the door this morning!(4am)  She was Dear running all over the place! I don't think there is an inch of our yard that doesn't have her paw prints in it!  At one point she got so worked up I had to crawl under dads motorcycle trailer to get away from her! What a kook!

Well I need a serious nap now so WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SNOW!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/119429</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 11 Feb 2006 17:45:33 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/119429</guid>
		<description>There is a DOG!!!! It's snowing and it looks like it will be a lot!!! WOOF,WOOF! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ There is a DOG!!!! It's snowing and it looks like it will be a lot!!! WOOF,WOOF!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I WANT SNOW!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/119296</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 11 Feb 2006 09:26:59 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/119296</guid>
		<description>Snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,
snow,snow,snow,sno ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,
snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,
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snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow!  SNOW DARN IT!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I WANT MY CAKE!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/118965</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 06:09:41 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/118965</guid>
		<description>It's all about food! I have been here waiting patiently for my 1-year anniversary on &acirc;Dogster&acirc; s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It's all about food! I have been here waiting patiently for my 1-year anniversary on “Dogster” so I would get my cake! Powers that be here are slacking! It is February 10, 2006! 

I am so tired I will check back later for my cake! We ran and played hard this morning before mom and dad left for work. Mom says we might be getting snow tomorrow! I will be flushing ice cubes tonight! I heard that helps! I love snow and Roxy hasn’t yet seen a real snowfall, only a super light dusting once. She will love it also!  Woof till later, Stator


entry # 2    -2/10/06:   At last I see my cake has arrived! Umm, Cake!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snow?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/118672</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Feb 2006 09:07:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/118672</guid>
		<description>I am so going to end up looking at my sister though bars if she keeps it up! Yesterday we were runni ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am so going to end up looking at my sister though bars if she keeps it up! Yesterday we were running inside the house while mom and dad were at work and this large (and I mean large!) umbrella falls over unto the floor, not a big deal till Roxs felt the need to attack it! She tore a hole in it and left it laying there for them to find. Mom is pretty cool, she has gone to bat for us many a times but this one even she couldn’t hide from dad! Boy was he PO'ed!!!

This morning has been a blast! Roxy and I vegged out up until it were close to time for them to go to work, and then we found it! Mud! Roxy went back in the house before I had stirred it up well; I on the other hand was elbow deep in it! Mom was slightly annoyed that she had to clean me up before she left! 

 I hope the next couple of days Roxy stays out of stuff! I really don’t want to just lie around while she is in the doggy-jail. She hasn’t been crated since moving in with us and I am not so sure she would take well to it. Woof, need to go stare out the window. Stator

Cross your paws we get some snow this weekend!!! I love snow!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/118299</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 8 Feb 2006 06:19:59 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/118299</guid>
		<description>Romeo found a bi-ped to adopt!!! I am sooooooo happy for him! Everypup deserves a good bi-ped to be  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Romeo found a bi-ped to adopt!!! I am sooooooo happy for him! Everypup deserves a good bi-ped to be his provider! I think tonight I shall have a beer and toast ROMEO!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>How muddy was it?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/117721</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 6 Feb 2006 09:04:48 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/117721</guid>
		<description>It was so muddy out dad pulled out the hose and washed our feet with it! I loved it,  Roxy on the ot ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It was so muddy out dad pulled out the hose and washed our feet with it! I loved it,  Roxy on the other hand wasn't to thrilled to have her feet shot at with water!  Yesterday morning mom took us on a long walk. This walk was down different paths that we had not been on yet. The smells were pretty good, but we came across some scary dogs! (Behind fences of course) 

After we rested for a while and had our dinner later on both mom and dad took us on another walk, this one being shorter then the first. I really wasn’t feeling like a walk at this point cause I was tired. I whined to dad but he thought I was whining out of excitement of him coming with us. Once home again Rox and I were so ready to nap! Even knowing they were going to Uncle Bobs house had no impact on me. I was pooped! 

Well need to go do my weekday duty of house watching. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Rain, rain go away!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/117120</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 4 Feb 2006 09:12:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/117120</guid>
		<description>Mom won&acirc;t let us go out and play because we get so muddy every time we go out. We have already de- ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom won’t let us go out and play because we get so muddy every time we go out. We have already de-stuffed all of the new toys mom bought us yesterday, heck there musta be five of em’.
			
Roxy is being lazy today and hasn’t felt like playing a whole lot, maybe it’s the pills mom gave her for her nose. I don’t know why the big deal about her nose. My nose turned pink a couple of years ago! But hers is just a small spot, and a lot pinker then mine. I sure hope it isn’t anything serious cause I really do love her even though I get jealous sometimes. Well I think I shall go cuddle up with her and be the protective big brother. Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Loooong weekend!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/116629</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 2 Feb 2006 15:24:07 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/116629</guid>
		<description>I over heard mom telling dad she was taking off work tomorrow! So cool cause she was off today! She  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I over heard mom telling dad she was taking off work tomorrow! So cool cause she was off today! She left for a little while and came home talking funny. We all went for a walk and ended up at Beau and Scouts yard. Beau had a little “yeah it’s my yard” attitude going on but got over it pretty quick when he saw we were coming in anyway.(Mr. Mark said we could)

We ran and played and drank beer, I mean water. It was a good time. Both Roxy and I got tired pretty fast today, must be cause the sun was out....

Mom has fed us and says she is going out to visit Yawnys folks for a little bit, that’s fine with us, we don’t nap well with her around because we feel like we need to follow her every step and she never seems to sit for long. 

Need to go nab the bone from Roxy, it takes a little work ya know those GSD are kind of smart. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yucky, Rainy day!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/115799</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:19:01 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/115799</guid>
		<description>Yesterday mom came home with a lot of new rugs! She says she is tired of constantly cleaning the car ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yesterday mom came home with a lot of new rugs! She says she is tired of constantly cleaning the carpets after us, so she put these rugs in the places we like to chew our bones and lay around.  I like them and so does Rox. They add some extra padding to the floor and when they are dirty mom can just pick them up and wash them, then they will smell like the white sheets she puts in the dryer that I love to roll on and chew up! 

Went on our after work walk, I think mom is now enjoying our walks. We no longer pull her and we sit when we get to the street crossings till she tells us it’s okay to go. The only time there are problems is when other dogs are inside fences barking and growling at us, then Roxy gets a little ticked and wants to beat them up. 

Last night I got thrown into the crate while mom and dad ate dinner, Roxy was allowed to stay loose! I understand though, she doesn’t beg and I can’t help but to sit there and drool. It was made up for after they finished cause Roxy and I got to have T-bones! I’ll do 30 minutes in jail anytime for food! Need to go take a nap with sissy, WOOF, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What evil is lurking out there?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/114833</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 28 Jan 2006 06:32:16 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/114833</guid>
		<description>I don&acirc;t know what was creeping around our yard last night but I came so close to catching it, if o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I don’t know what was creeping around our yard last night but I came so close to catching it, if only mom hadn’t opened the door and yelled for me to come in! When she yelled it scared the creature and it took off running, that in turn musta scared mom cause she closed to door real quick! Hey, where’s the love? How does she know this “thing” wasn’t going to have me for dinner (and a great dinner it would be)…? Now I really know where I rank. 

Roxy and I real had a fun day after mom got home, we went to Beau and Scouts house and played and then when we got home we beat the fur outta each other out back while dad sat in his hot water! We were pretty pooped after that any just lounged around the rest of the evening. 

Anypaw I have forgiven mom for throwing me to the wolves so to speak! I am going to try and keep sissy out of trouble today so we can have fun again when mom gets home. Woof for now! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Thursday</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/114250</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:18:21 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/114250</guid>
		<description>Here it is already Thursday! Roxy did well yesterday and didn&acirc;t mess anything up at home while mom ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Here it is already Thursday! Roxy did well yesterday and didn’t mess anything up at home while mom and dad were at work. That was cool cause mom replaced our knucklebones with fresh new ones! Mom said that today Mr. Mark is coming home; I hope she takes me over there sometime in the next couple of days! Mr. Mark knows how to play with us 4leggers. Mom and Ms. Connie sit and talk too much, but Ms.C will come out and play sometimes. 

I heard Yawny is getting to go spend the weekend with Uncle Bob! I am so jealous! I have Never spent the night at Uncle Bobs! He has a huge and I mean HUGE yard and he spoils me (or any dog) when I visit. The only problem at Uncle Bobs is his girlfriend doesn’t like doggy kisses and dog knows I love to give kisses!  Yawnman is so lucky!

Well no new news to report so I am going to go take my nap. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I hate the weekdays!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/113646</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:10:22 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/113646</guid>
		<description>Why can&acirc;t everyday be a home day for mom?  This weekend went by way too fast.  I had a fairly nice ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Why can’t everyday be a home day for mom?  This weekend went by way too fast.  I had a fairly nice weekend. Yesterday mom and I showed Roxy how to play with the laser light! It was funny to watch her, I chase it and if it stops I bark to get it to move again. Roxy bites at it and hits her nose a lot! She seemed to like it though cause her tail was a waggin’ big time and believe me her tail doesn’t wag often. (I guess it’s one of those weird GSD things)

 Grandpa told dad it looks as tho I have put on weight! So what does dad do? He tells mom! Geez dad are you trying to make my life totally miserable? I know nothing good is going to come of this comment! If she cuts back on my food anymore I am going to call the Humane Society and give them an earful!   
 
Speaking of dad he is becoming a big butthead! He tells mom not to put us outside in the backyard together cause we are messing up the yard. (Not that mom listens to him) Hello dad how can we play and chase each other if we can’t go outside together? Then he doesn’t want mom playing laser light with us inside cause the carpet is wearing!  Okay the carpet is OLD and needs to be replaced anyway and if you don’t want us to run or play why did you get dogs? Maybe you should get hamsters or better yet turtles (they sure don’t run!) 

Enough venting from me I need to rest up so we can bark at the teenagers that walk by soon. Woof Later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Just The Boys!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/112967</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 22 Jan 2006 08:05:04 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/112967</guid>
		<description>Yesterday was different. Dad took ME to see Grandpa and left the chicks home! I love going to see Gr ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yesterday was different. Dad took ME to see Grandpa and left the chicks home! I love going to see Grandpa, he shares all of his food with me! Yesterday he shared his ham sandwich YUM!

 Dad told mom I was pretty good in his truck even tho I did turn lots of stuff on, like the radio and the windshield wipers(even made cleaner squirt them) and I honked the horn! I have been trying to convince mom for sometime that I can drive!
    Anyway we got home and I was pretty tired, then Josh, Joey and Jaidyn came by to visit! They brought mom a clock they had made with Roxy and me on it! It’s real cool! 
 Then we settled in to watch a movie, seems dad was the only one to last through it! Well mom is getting ready to go somewhere so I need to see if I get to go along.  Woof later,Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Friday!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/112415</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 06:41:54 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/112415</guid>
		<description>I got my Beau and Scout fix yesterday! I had fun playing with them. Dad took Roxy for a ride in the  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I got my Beau and Scout fix yesterday! I had fun playing with them. Dad took Roxy for a ride in the truck and since mom doesn’t trust her around other dogs right now she wasn’t able to go with us. I sure wish she wouldn’t be like that. 

I was invited to join a group here on dogster! It’s called “Squeaky & Fuzzy”!!!  It’s all about toys! Roxy belongs to a GSD group. So now we both have our own interest! I have to go! I am having trouble focusing today! It’s a “yellow lab” thing! Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/112149</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:56:44 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/112149</guid>
		<description>That is strange! I wrote a diary and it showed up for a minute or so and now it is gone! Who stole m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That is strange! I wrote a diary and it showed up for a minute or so and now it is gone! Who stole my diary? Oh well hopefully it will show back up later!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yesterdays news</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/112132</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:16:59 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/112132</guid>
		<description>The sun came out and Mom took us for a long walk.  Then we went outback in the yard while she scoope ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ The sun came out and Mom took us for a long walk.  Then we went outback in the yard while she scooped up our messes, Roxy and I went nuts play fighting, at one point I was running so fast I ran right up under our deck! Oops! Now I was trapped. I had never been under there before and hope to never end up there again. Mom started laughing at me and said something about me “not being Scout”!  Anyway, I managed to scoot out and by the time she was ready to take us inside we were pretty well covered in mud! I love getting muddy! Mom wouldn’t mind so much if it was summer and she could just hose me off but the whole towel-drying thing on mud is nearly impossible.

Roxy got scolded on our walk cause she was getting real nasty towards another dog that was inside his own fence, not to mention a quarter of her size! Mom made us stand there and kept correcting Roxy every time she lunged at the fence.  Roxy needs to realize mom isn’t going to put up with her being a “you know what” towards other dogs. I love other dogs, the more friends I have the better! 

Well got to run! Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>is it? yes! it's the sun!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/111864</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 09:55:56 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/111864</guid>
		<description>Yippee! The sun has come out. Hopefully that means Mom will take Roxy and I for another good walk wh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yippee! The sun has come out. Hopefully that means Mom will take Roxy and I for another good walk when she gets home today!

Yesterday she took us for a walk and when we got home I went nuts running around the garage smelling! I know when there are treats around! I don’t care how well you think you have hid them, I will find then. I not only have the Fastest Tongue I also have the greatest nose!  So mom decided there was no point in trying to deny me what I knew was there! She got us new knucklebones! Mom is the best! 

Haven’t seen Beau and Scout for a while, I don’t know why mom hasn’t taken me over there the past few days.  Maybe I will get super lucky and get both a walk and to go play with them tonight!! Ms.Connie always has the best treats for Beau and Scout and sometimes they share them with me. Beau wasn’t in a sharing mood last time I was over there. He didn’t seem to even want me in the room with him and his treat. That is so not like him. I hope he’s in a better mood next time I do see him. 

Well Mom said she will be coming home early today so I need to go watch the window for her! Woof Later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Holiday Mondays gotta love 'em!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/111384</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 17:13:52 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/111384</guid>
		<description>Just the kind of day I like. Mom and Dad were off today and spent most of it home with us. They kept ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Just the kind of day I like. Mom and Dad were off today and spent most of it home with us. They kept busy doing stuff but they were still here!  Mom had to redo the carpets cause dad is not real good at wiping our feet, as a matter of fact dads not real good at the whole two-dog thing! I guess it’s a mom job. 

So we had a real nice walk and we ran into the treat-man and his 4 legger(Nibs) of course he had the regular bag of goods on him! I love this man he knows what a dog wants! TREATS!!!
Even if we are in our yard, he still stops by and gives us treats! He is “THE MAN”!!!
Anyway we come to where we meet up with Man and Nibs and what does the stupid sister do? She talks bad to Nibs! What the hell is wrong with her this guy has treats don’t Dis his dog witch! Oops! That’s my sissy I’m talking about! I take it back! Anyway Roxy was so wrapped up in Nibs she didn’t take her treat. Hey, ma’ she doesn’t deserve it! Great minds think alike! Mom gave me Roxy’s treat too! 

So seriously I am a little worried about the Roxs! She is not being real cool with other dogs and I can tell it is (for a lack of better words) pissing mom off. I am sure mom will act on this though. I am seeing either some serious training in her future or mom not taking her anywhere there are other dogs. I don’t see my mom tolerating an unsocial pup so I guess the first. Me I don’t care as long as sissy likes me. Well need to hit the big bed (you have to go early around here to get a prime spot anymore). WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Fame is not for me!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/111008</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 15 Jan 2006 14:04:27 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/111008</guid>
		<description>What a downer! Making Diary of the day isn&acirc;t all it&acirc;s cracked up to be. One day you get all thes ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What a downer! Making Diary of the day isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. One day you get all these pup-pal request and dogmails and the next your just another “dogster”.  I guess Being a lab makes it hard to handle the excitement suddenly ending. Roxy was okay with it when she made diary of the day, she said replying to all those dogs made her paws sore. 

So not only was I diary of the day Aunt Tara and Uncle Will came over and Aunt T brought us some cookies she had made by herself, they were peanut butter flavored (my favorite) and they were even cut out in the shape of one of her doggies “Woody”! He is a West Highland terrier.
They were super yummy! Mom even gave Roxy and I half a leftover hotdog to share! Why do the 2 legger not eat everything? That is so weird, I always clean my dish.

Well dads in the hot tub so I need to go bug him for a sip of beer! Yeah, yeah, I have a small drinking problem I know! Problem is they don’t give me enough! 
Woof at ya’ll later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'M SOMEBODY!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/110620</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 14 Jan 2006 05:23:37 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/110620</guid>
		<description>I made the front page of &acirc;DOGSTER&acirc;!  I can&acirc;t believe it! This is better the a barrel of cookie ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I made the front page of “DOGSTER”!  I can’t believe it! This is better the a barrel of cookies! Okay well a close second! I would first like to thank management for choosing me. And my mom that helps me type when I have to much mud on my paws to mess with dad computer. 

 On to my day. I slept most of the day yesterday and then when mom got home we ran around the yard like maniacs. I saw Beau and Scout go past our fence but they didn’t come in, hopefully I can go play with them this weekend. 

There is this yellow cat that keeps sitting out front and he’s driving Roxy and I crazy! I’m not sure what I would do if I caught a cat, mom says I would end up at the vets. Hum, I like the vets. Maybe I should try and catch this guy! Think of all the cookies I would get, those people love me there! Anyway, dad invited some friends over today for football and most importantly hotdogs! 
I can’t wait, sure wish I could tell time. 

Well Roxy and I are trying to kill off what little grass remains in our yard so I need to go and help her. WOOF later, Stator (or “Tater tot” that dad now calls me)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOOF WOOF! okay I can bark here!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/110347</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 07:00:33 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/110347</guid>
		<description>Why can&acirc;t I bark anymore? I love running around in the yard and barking. It doesn&acirc;t matter to me ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Why can’t I bark anymore? I love running around in the yard and barking. It doesn’t matter to me if it’s sunny out or if it is dark. Now every time I open my mouth I hear this noise that scares me! It isn’t coming from me; I just can’t figure it out. So now I don’t run around barking at everything that moves cause I am afraid I will hear that awful noise. 

Mom brought home big knucklebones for Roxy and I yesterday! We could have chewed on them all night long if mom had let us, but before bedtime she put them out of our reach. 

Well even tho it is early I am pretty tired, Roxy woke up all full of energy and made me play with her this morning so I am now in need of a nap. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>doggy jail?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/110137</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:58:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/110137</guid>
		<description>Why did I go to doggy jail?
Yesterday mom comes home, let&acirc;s us out to pee, then next thing I know ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Why did I go to doggy jail?
Yesterday mom comes home, let’s us out to pee, then next thing I know I am being tossed into jail! Geez mom, if something got torn up you know it wasn’t me! It’s that innocent looking sister of mine! Okay it wasn’t all bad I was put in with a pigs ear.  

 When I was released Roxy told me she went to the vets and they did bad things to her that she’d rather not discuss, and that she gets more food now at breakfast and dinner cause she is too skinny! Why can’t I be too skinny and get more food?  

It’s a beautiful day out! I can’t wait for mom and dad to get home and let us out to play in the sunshine! I see my bud Beau made the “diary pick” list! Good for him!  Time to go nap so I can watch for the UPS truck today, I heard mom tell dad she had ordered us some doggy stuff! I love mom! Woof soon, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>01/10/06</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/109513</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:54:00 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/109513</guid>
		<description>This weekend was okay, I got to go play with Beau and Scout Sunday and Roxy had to stay home with da ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This weekend was okay, I got to go play with Beau and Scout Sunday and Roxy had to stay home with dad.  The house looks much better now that mom and dad cleaned it up a bit. Roxy and I have some issues with the carpets being so clean, we hate having our feet wiped and think the carpet would look better in a nice shade on mud.  

Mom said Romeo might have a home! I sure hope so, I am sorry he and I didn’t hit it off when we met but I still want to see him happy and in a forever home. Just like Roxy, he and all doggies deserve a good home!

*** If you’re reading this Romeo, be nice to the furgirl! She could end up your best buddy in the whole universe.  ***

Well need to go take a nap so when the teenage 2leggers come walking by later we can bark at them. WOOF, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Walk how?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/108669</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 7 Jan 2006 06:50:18 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/108669</guid>
		<description>Ever since we let Roxy move in the walks have slowed down! I thought we'd be getting lots more. Well ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ever since we let Roxy move in the walks have slowed down! I thought we'd be getting lots more. Well my answer came this morning! Mom has been reading way too many books! Roxy went bye-bye with dad and mom took me on a walk, but this walk was different. She used the short lead and made me walk next to her, everytime I tried to go faster she would turn around and go the other way! Basically we were walking in circles for the first part!  Damn "dog whisperer"! I knew she'd listen to him sooner or later! 

 Well once I got the message we had a nice (as nice as not being able to run up to the fences can get) walk. I walked beside her and did a lot of looking up at her to see what she wanted from me.  Then she started letting me walk up to fences and smell other dogs, and at one point I made her believe I had to poop and was able to eat some cat poop! Ummm cat poop!  She wasn't real happy with that.  These  two leggers have no idea what they are missing sometimes! Oh well, I need to go stare out the window and wait for dad and Roxy to return! WOOF, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What a fun day !</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/108383</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 6 Jan 2006 06:17:17 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/108383</guid>
		<description>What a fun day it turned out to be yesterday! First mom came home and was SO happy cause Roxy didn&acirc; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What a fun day it turned out to be yesterday! First mom came home and was SO happy cause Roxy didn’t make any messes! Then Beau and Scout brought Ms. Connie over! I cleaned her face in spots that Scout had missed and the four of us ran and played real hard. It took a few minutes for everypaw to get comfortable with my new sister being in the mix but it went well. I think Rox has a crush on Beau!
   Her and Scout were playing and I guess one of them called the other a bad name cause they started fighting! Ms. Connie jumped in the middle (brave women she is) but it was real dark out so it was hard to see who was doing what and who yelped! After all was said and done Scout had a couple small marks on her forehead and Ms. Connie even got her hands cut a bit, As for Roxy, no visible boo-boos but boy was her ego bruised! She pouted and stood next to mom for the longest time after that. Ha! Imagine her scared of cute little ol’ Scout! But then Scout has been hangin’ with us boys for a lot longer so she’s pretty tough. I think in time they will end up best friends. 
 When they all went home last night Rox and I plopped into our bed and didn’t budge for a long time! We were so tired, I had no idea it had been over 2 hours of playing! Time flies when you’re with pals! 
 Oh and did I mention the wonderful odor that we were smelling? No, not Scouts stink, it was a skunk! We couldn’t find him but we could sure smell him near by! Oh how I would love to get sprayed by a skunk! Scout would love me so much more!  Well need to go torment sissy with a bone! WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>No crate today!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/108091</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 5 Jan 2006 06:50:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/108091</guid>
		<description>Well mom is getting real brave! She left sis and I home alone with bones! I think sis has gotten the ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well mom is getting real brave! She left sis and I home alone with bones! I think sis has gotten the general idea of how to share and be civilized about the bones being out, if not I always know not to fight and will let her have them. Hopefully she won’t start a fight though. 

We made a smaller then usual mess yesterday and mom seemed pleased about that but she wasn’t happy that Roxy peed in the house; you would think she would know better by now. My personal thoughts on that issue are that the girl drinks way to much water and she just can’t wait! Mom emptied the water bowl before she left today which is fine by me as long as it keeps us out of the crates! 

Well I need to go distract Roxs so she doesn’t get into anything. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Not the Doggy Jail!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/107840</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 4 Jan 2006 08:59:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/107840</guid>
		<description>This new sister is about to land us in doggy jail! She keeps getting us in trouble and I am sure mom ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This new sister is about to land us in doggy jail! She keeps getting us in trouble and I am sure mom’s patients is running out. Yesterday mom was real angry when she walked in and saw all of her (votive) candles on the floor all chewed up.  Yes, I did help but it was her idea, I would never dream of doing that on my own! I mean she pulled them out and got started messing up so heck why wouldn’t I join in?  Anyway I see us getting the old crate during the day if she doesn’t stop! I hate the crate (accept when it’s my idea) I haven’t been stuck in there for the day in almost two years, cause I know how to behave myself.  

Anyway, today after mom gets home is another big day for Roxy,  Ms.Carol and Mr.Tom are coming over and bringing Yawny.  I think they will hit it off fine, Roxy has had no problem with any of my friends. 

Well I need to go see what she wants to get into today. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Happy New Year!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/107530</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 3 Jan 2006 08:31:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/107530</guid>
		<description>Well here we are back in VA.  It rained most of our drive back so Roxy and I just slept, of course m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well here we are back in VA.  It rained most of our drive back so Roxy and I just slept, of course mom put a yellow pill in both our mouths which might have had something to do with it. 

 What a fun trip, I was able to introduce Roxy to all of my friends in SC and take her to the best dog park in the country! She has issues with really small dogs though, so the last day we were there mom made her stay home with dad and only took me.  I was kind of bummed out cause I know Rox really wanted to come along; good thing she didn’t though cause there were a few little ones there and we would have all had to leave.  One night (called new years eve) Bonzo came over to the house and visited for a little while, well truth be known mom didn’t pack enough food for us and we had to borrow some from Bonzo to get us through the last two days. Lucky for us he eats the same food, all the stores that sell it were closed. 

All in all we had a great trip. Neither Rox or I was crazy about the fireworks that were being set off Saturday night but mom let us climb in bed with her and turned the tv up so we didn’t have to hear them.  Oh and Roxy is getting better about eating chewies with me, mom has been giving us stuff but only when she is there to watch us. 

Roxy is calling me, I think she wants to find something to get into and make a mess! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I made the daily diary picks!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/106071</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 07:47:39 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/106071</guid>
		<description>I made the daily diary picks!! Not quite diary of the day like my sis got last week but I&acirc;ll take  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I made the daily diary picks!! Not quite diary of the day like my sis got last week but I’ll take any attention I can get!
We are still here at MB,SC. And I am loving it. I sure get my fill of exercise when we come here. Mom took us to the park too early this morning and no one else was there, Roxy and I had to chase all of the squirrels out on our own. Roxy did pretty good with a little dog today also, I think it’s cause mom was petting it and telling Roxy it was a nice doggy.

Roxy sure has fit into our clan well! Her and I play and have so much fun together that all of these little girls in the neighborhood keep coming over to play with us! They are fun cause they run a lot like us. Roxy has only tried to herd them up a couple of times. She mostly rolls over for tummy rubs from them. 

Her and I got lots of stuff from Santa Paws! We must’ve been real good this year! You know maybe it’s cause we didn’t make any messes here in the house when mom and dad leave us? Might have to try that out back home. Well Roxy wants to write in her diary too, so I have to go! Big licks to all my pup pals and co-dogsters! WOOF, Stator

p.s. my bones are getting low! Can ya toss me a couple? Thanks!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A Snake!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/104860</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 24 Dec 2005 10:22:48 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/104860</guid>
		<description>Eeeek! There is a snake in the house! The Biped that lives across the street just brought a snake ov ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eeeek! There is a snake in the house! The Biped that lives across the street just brought a snake over and he’s spending the night! It’s suppose to be a Christmas gift for the little boy from his sister and she’s hiding it in mom’s closet. I know dad doesn’t like snakes I sure hope he knows about it. Then again I have seen worms longer then this guy I guess he’s just a baby. 

Went to the park this morning for 2 hours, I am so sore mom had dad run out and buy me some aspirin. Gee I’m just a young guy how come it’s hurts my muscles so much to run and jump? The aspirin seems to do the trick. 		

I can’t wait til 5 o’clock! Everyone is coming over for dinner! Even Jaidyn! The house will be real full. Then next Friday mom invited a lot of the bipeds from the park to come over in the afternoon! Maybe they will let me have a beer with them! They aren’t bringing our friends but that’s okay Roxy and I will get all of the attention.

Well need to go bark at the vacuum cleaner. WOOF later,Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yippee! We are at the beach for the Holidays!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/104627</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 08:29:28 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/104627</guid>
		<description>Well we are here! I love this place! Mom and I have taken Roxy to the park the past two days, I am n ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well we are here! I love this place! Mom and I have taken Roxy to the park the past two days, I am not real happy with my buddy Red tho.... He seems to have taken a liking to my sis and that’s fine with me but then he wants to snap at me if I come near her! YO Red! I am not wanting to do what you want to with her! Gross, she’s my sister!!!! I just want to jump her and play. Anyway we will sort all of that out in time....Seems Red doesn’t know yet but I over heard his mom tell my mom he’s getting the ole’ snip snip at the end of the month! Darn I wish he’d listen to me long enough so I could warn him! Oh well, life isn’t so bad without those thingys hanging off ya.

Anyway, saw Bonzo yesterday and he looks great, he seemed to remember me and we played some. He seems to have mellowed out some since the summer. Put that’s okay he still gives a good chase. 

Today mom will be making cookies so Rox and I will spend most of the day sleeping and playing outside in the yard. Tomorrow everyone is coming over to visit, seems Santa paws will be here in just two more days and Dog knows I can’t wait! 

Well sis is sleeping need to take advantage of the nap time. WOOF at ya’ll later, Stator

P.S. What the heck is it with Roxy getting diary of the day when she’s only been hanging out on Dogster for 2 ½ weeks? and I’ve been here almost a year! Now she has me beat on rosettes!  
Well guess I need to write management and lodge my displeasure!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Tomorrow is the big day!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/103729</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:09:42 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/103729</guid>
		<description>Tomorrow is the big day! We leave for Myrtle Beach! I am so excited and can&acirc;t wait to show Roxy ou ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Tomorrow is the big day! We leave for Myrtle Beach! I am so excited and can’t wait to show Roxy our other home! 

Mom and dad are somewhat concerned that if Roxy sees geese in the lake behind our house she might jump the fence, it’s a lot shorter of a fence then we have here. Mom will probably put her on her leash till she sees how Roxs will react. Thursday morning we go to Barc Parc and I can show her to all my old buddies! I can’t wait to see them! 
It’s been a while since I was there, I hope they remember me! 

Yesterday Roxy and I were pretty good here at home; we only got into a pretty pot on the table that had dry smelly stuff in it. Mom was happy to see we didn’t destroy anything. 

Well we need to nap so we can bark and go nuts later, WOOF, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Park time!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/103256</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 18 Dec 2005 08:18:22 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/103256</guid>
		<description>Finally mom took us to the dog park yesterday. She wanted to be sure Roxy would respond well to her  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Finally mom took us to the dog park yesterday. She wanted to be sure Roxy would respond well to her if called before we were allowed to go.  Well I haven’t been to this local park in ages. I saw Beau and Scout and their cousin Doc! I ran and barked and played like there was no tomorrow!

Roxy says she’s been there before too, she was all over the place! There was a huge GSD that fell in lick with her and was following her most of the time. He tried to do the humping thing to her but she let him know right off that she didn’t like it, good thing cause I was not in the mood for sticking up for her. I was glad Beau and Scout got to meet my sis’, I was worried they never would. Now maybe after the New year  we can all get together and have play dates like we use to before Roxy moved in. 

Once again I am stuck home with mom while Roxy gets to go bye-bye with dad and Matt. They are going down to see grandpa, I would love to be going but dad isn’t as good at the whole dog thing like mom is and can’t control  the 2 of us together. Mom said she would call Ms.Connie and Mr.Mark later and see if I can go play with them for a bit! I’m thinking bones here! 

Well mom is gonna go shower and I am gonna take a power nap. WOOF later,Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It's not even Humpday!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/102986</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 17 Dec 2005 07:07:16 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/102986</guid>
		<description>I don&acirc;t know what&acirc;s come over me. I suddenly feel like I need to get into things that I normally ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I don’t know what’s come over me. I suddenly feel like I need to get into things that I normally wouldn’t bother. Big deal you say? Well it is cause I know sooner or later I am going to get in huge trouble with mom and dad. I know better and I also know that they are on to me. Then there is this over whelming need to hump my bed! What is this all about? Is it because of Roxy? What am I thinking? That it will make her think I am boss? I don’t want to do “it” to her, just my bed! Oh great just what I need, a bed fetish! 

We are home today with “the one that runs into walls” Matt. 
 Come on Matt watching me? Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Maybe it is and they just don’t want him to know this. He sits in front of the TV. All the time and plays games, doesn’t he wanna go out and pee on trees or bark at squirrels? He is so strange I mean we are about the same age, (when you figure in my dog years) wouldn’t he have the same interests as me? I understand mom and dad not being into my kind of stuff cause they are old but not the kid. 

Well I feel this need to destroy something, WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>BONES!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/102765</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:35:18 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>At last! Mom gave us some supervised bone chewing time! Ahhh, bone, it&acirc;s been so long since I last ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ At last! Mom gave us some supervised bone chewing time! Ahhh, bone, it’s been so long since I last chewed you! 			

It seems we can’t have bones lying around cause mom is afraid we will fight over them. If Roxy would just leave me and my bone alone we’d be fine! I showed her today; see usually I don’t mind sharing them but since she makes an issue of it I decided to show her how rude it sounds when you come over and the other 4legger growls at you. I managed to sound real mean too! Then she took her bone and went and laid down.  

 I ‘ll tell you what, I love having a sister! She is so fun to play with. We both went out back today and ran our butts off (okay most of mine is still there) and got good and dirty! She likes the mud like me! Yippee! When she runs though she kinda has this hop that is real funny looking, she also tries to climb the tree after the squirrels! Duh, doesn’t she know dogs can’t climb trees, if we could we’d be called cats! Dog knows I don’t like cats! Neither does Roxy, again so much in common! 

Well we need to go romp so we can take an afternoon nap. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>NOT fair!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/102456</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 05:20:52 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/102456</guid>
		<description>This is so NOT fair! Dad just took Roxy bye bye and left me with mom.

Seems they don&acirc;t have to  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This is so NOT fair! Dad just took Roxy bye bye and left me with mom.

Seems they don’t have to work today and dad was going to buy Roxs and I more food, so she gets to go. Has he not heard of seniority? 

Well I did get to go see Beau and Scout last night and she stayed home with dad so I guess I’ll get over it. I was very happy to see my buds, and Ms.Connie was home so I got to help Scout by cleaning any spots on her face that lil’bit missed! 

They have bones all around their yard also, as we all know I have none now because my new sister likes to show her teeth while eating hers. I think teeth showing must be a no-no. 

While mom and dad were working yesterday Roxs and I really wanted to go play in the snow, this was not possible as we are unable to open the door.
When mom came home and saw what we had done to the livingroom and diningroom she started laughing! Good thing, I really thought our indoor snow job with the full roll of paper towels would upset her but she thought it was funny! I do know we had a blast doing it! 

 I am hoping that Ms.Connie will come by today so I can show her my sister. I really think she will like her. (note to Ms. C, dad has some JB here!)

I’m gonna go nap so when Roxs gets back I can jump her! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Who are you calling FAT?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/102214</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:31:20 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/102214</guid>
		<description>I have a new solution to my sister referring to me as Fatboy!  
I have taken up purging, that&acirc;s r ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have a new solution to my sister referring to me as Fatboy!  
I have taken up purging, that’s right I eat my breakfast (super fast) then I throw it up within a minute. I am sure to lose a few pounds by doing this. However I don’t do it at dinnertime, I have to have something in my tummy when I go to bed. I’ll show her whose fat!

Well I think mom and dad are on to me, they were talking last night how they think it’s me, not Roxy that’s pulling things off the tables and tearing them up! Okay, okay, so I want to shove stuff in her face to get her to chase me…. Once again might I bring up my middle name? CHASE! Well this morning before she left for work mom picked up and hid a lot of stuff, like this really cool straw hat that I had my eye on for today! Gee, thanks for ruining our fun!

Roxs went to the vet last night, I am sure she will put it in her diary today. I really missed her when mom and her left but Matt (the teenage biped that runs into walls) took me for a good long walk!  I sure miss Beau and Scout, I mean I love having a sister now but I also love playing with my buddies. Mom hasn’t taken me over there since Roxy came to live with us Friday! I know mom wants Roxs to meet B and S but she says now we have to wait till Roxy’s tummy scar clears up. She did say tho that she might take me by myself to play today or tomorrow! I can’t wait I have so much to tell them and I know Ms. Connies home! I am sure after all of this time she must need her face cleaned! I bet Beau and Scout were real happy to see her. They love their dad as Roxy and I love ours, but moms are the best! Well need to see what we can get into. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Going and going!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/101789</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 12 Dec 2005 15:29:52 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/101789</guid>
		<description>I am finding it hard to keep up with the new sister! She is like that stupid pink bunny on t.v. she  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am finding it hard to keep up with the new sister! She is like that stupid pink bunny on t.v. she keeps going and going! 					
   Today she decided to chew up moms wicker basket while they were away at work! Fortunately I have never done anything like that so I knew I wouldn’t be blamed! I did however help in tearing up the big envelop that was on the table but hey she brought it down so it was fair game! Mom didn’t seem upset at anything we I mean she did so the plan is to trash the house tomorrow and see if mom is bias or really doesn’t care, cause I know had I done that when I was her (roxy’s) age I would have been crated so fast your head would spin watching!

 Anyway our day was pretty good once Roxs got over the fact they leave us all day. What, does she think that food magically appears at the door? Duh! And I’m the blond! Oh well need to go get my rubber fish out of her mouth. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Coming soon, a new diary name?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/101340</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 11 Dec 2005 05:43:04 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/101340</guid>
		<description>Where to start!? 

This Roxy, (my now sister) is some ball of energy! I thought I could play 24/7  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Where to start!? 

This Roxy, (my now sister) is some ball of energy! I thought I could play 24/7 but she is really wearing me down...... Note too self; change diary name!  

Most of our friends came over to meet my new sister yesterday and they kept bringing me new toys! I guess they knew I would have to share my others so they brought me more, bless the bi-peds! Uncle Mike and Mr.Mark even brought treats too! By the time everyone started arriving Roxs and I were useless. We managed to go out back and play with Mr.Mark a little cause he brought me a rope tire just like Scouts and we had to show Roxs how to play it. She needs some work in that area but we’ll get through to her in time. 

For some reason Roxy think these new toys are for her, okay dad has taught me “let the chicks think what they want and all is peaceful in the world” so I allowed her to think they were hers. Am I a saint or what? Mom says that one day soon we will take Roxy over to meet Beau and Scout, I think they will like her. Only thing is they will have to put all bones away like mom and dad did here cause she is a little rude when she has one. Well us pups are beat so I need to go take a rest.(unbelievable I would say that) Woof soon, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMG!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/101097</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 10 Dec 2005 04:22:33 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/101097</guid>
		<description>She's ...Pant,pant, killing me! We having been playing for almost two hours ....pant,pant, and she k ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ She's ...Pant,pant, killing me! We having been playing for almost two hours ....pant,pant, and she keeps coming back for more! pant,pant! 

I think I have met my match! Pant....geez here she comes again! Woof]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It's FRIDAY!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/100798</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 9 Dec 2005 06:17:56 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/100798</guid>
		<description>Wow we got snow over night! I love the snow!  It seems Roxy wasn't able to come last night, I guess  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow we got snow over night! I love the snow!  It seems Roxy wasn't able to come last night, I guess her foster parents wanted that last evening together. But I know for a fact she will be here sometime today cause it's Friday! 

Mom and dad stayed home with me today. Mom is cleaning up some so my new sister can't get into everthing. There is  alot to get into around here! 

Mom brought in Roxy's new bed, I tried it out and boy is it comfy, mine is still out in the garage, mom says she has to find a spot to put it. 

Well sorry I can't tell you more but I need to rest up for when sis arrives! Take Woof and we'll update ya'll later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Any Time now!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/100506</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 8 Dec 2005 07:20:02 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/100506</guid>
		<description>Mom got this cool new toy for me, ok, ok it was really meant for Roxy but she got tired of my whinin ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom got this cool new toy for me, ok, ok it was really meant for Roxy but she got tired of my whining this morning and opened it up! It’s this big hard ball (too big to fit in my mouth) that has some of my kibble in it! It’s different from my kong cause the food doesn’t come out as easily, I really have to work at it. I rolled that sucker all over the house this morning and got mom to agree she needs to buy a second one! I think she needs to get use to getting two of Everything now! 

Dad vetoed mom last night! She bought this hot pink collar for Roxy and dad told her “There is NO way in h*ll you are putting that on my dog”!  HaaaaHaaaaaa! Poor dad is he that naïve to believe she is His dog? Again I repeat, "My Sister"! 
Anyway I have never seen mom give in to dad but I guess this was one fight she wasn’t gonna win. She will be returning the collar today and replacing it with a pre-approved dad color! Poor mom!

I know you all are wondering about my diet so here is an update…. It SUCKS! My regular food has been cut in half, yes half! Then I get a bunch of green beans cooked with chicken…. Yeah, chicken meat is great but what a pain it is trying to eat around the beans! I do not like green beans! If there were more chicken in the mix it might be worthwhile but oh well life goes on! 

I think the diet goes out the window when my sis arrives, She will give me all the exercise I need, at least I hope so. 

Went and saw Beau and Scout last night and had a good time. Don’t worry Ms. C, everyone is fine at your house and Mr. M  killed the snake in the room next to the kitchen for you! He is the Master hunter! Not sure what’s up with all the snakes around your end of the neighborhood lately. Hopefully all the snow we are gonna get will scare them off!

 Hey did I mention that mom and dad are going to call and see if Roxy can come tonight? Mom is worried that if it snows her foster mom won’t be able to get her to our house tomorrow! I can’t wait for tonight! WOOf Later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WHAT?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/100331</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 7 Dec 2005 15:35:44 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/100331</guid>
		<description>What is going on around here? Mom came home with my crate from Beau and Scouts house and then dad ca ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What is going on around here? Mom came home with my crate from Beau and Scouts house and then dad came home with another crate. Then mom pulled not 1 but 2 big beds out of her trunk.
A bag full of toys and new bowls?????

 I know I am getting a sister but this better not mean that I am going back in the crate all day!
I am 2 ½ years old and that isn’t going to cut it with me!

Now the beds they were pretty cool, I could use a good bed here, I have one down south but not here so one of them better be for me. 

I guess mom is going to put my crate back up as she knows I like to sleep in it. I go into it at night a lot just to get away from it all, this house is sooooo DIS-functional! 

Dad and mom keep referring to my sister as dad’s dog? Hello! She’s going to be MY sister! 
As long as mom doesn’t replace me with her all will be good in the world, I am not ready to Share my mom, take my bones take my toys but back off of the mom. Enough said! WOOF, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>IT'S a GIRL???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/99836</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 6 Dec 2005 09:17:47 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/99836</guid>
		<description>Last night this nice bi-ped came over and she had a bitch with her. (I mean that in a nice way) Her  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Last night this nice bi-ped came over and she had a bitch with her. (I mean that in a nice way) Her name was Roxy and she is my new little sister! Mom said she is a German Shepherd like Beau, I say she was fun! 

We ran through the house like maniacs and played real good together! I let her chew on my bones but she snapped at my nose when I got too close and tried to share it, it hurt a little bit but I got over it. 

Mom and Dad said all my bones would have to be put up before she comes on Friday and we can only have them when we are supervised. I guess I can live with that for a while but she will have to learn to share eventually. 

Boy I was surprised how well I slept after her being over for a couple of hours, do you think mom is doing this to make me sleep better? Anyway I am real excited about this, I sure hope Beau and Scout like her! Well I need to go nap cause mom said she’ll be here Friday and I’m not sure if that’s today or not. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Diet my @ss!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/99514</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 5 Dec 2005 07:57:59 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/99514</guid>
		<description>Eat, eat, and eat! That&acirc;s all I wanna do! Mom is tired of my constantly wanting food. I love food! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eat, eat, and eat! That’s all I wanna do! Mom is tired of my constantly wanting food. I love food! My world revolves around it! Now she is saying the “D” word and I think she is serious! I don’t want to diet! I want more food not less! This is going to get ugly I can see it now. She tells me I won’t go hungry but somehow I don’t believe that. What about winter? How will I keep warm?  I work out all summer! Please, let me keep my fat! Just for a few more months!!? Enough about this it’s getting depressing!

Well I had a good weekend, lots of company stopping by, playtime with Beau and Scout and a good walk from the young one that runs into walls. Mom dropped me off at Beau and Scouts house on Saturday and I ran and played for 5 hours! I was pretty beat when I got home and vegged out the rest of the day. 

No word yet on this new brother or sister. Mom is waiting for a phone call so some bi-ped can come by and see if our house is fit for a dog, HELLO, What am I chopped liver? Then again mom has kind of let the place go. Bones everywhere and toys under ones paws. She really is getting lazy about the housework! I mean heck I surely can’t pick up behind myself! Oh and while we’re listing stuff, you really should get those nose prints off the front window mom, it’s messing up my view!  Well enough complaining I need a nap…WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I am a HERO!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/98962</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 3 Dec 2005 05:55:05 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/98962</guid>
		<description>I swear that women is into torturing me! She was making those people cookies all day and would only  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I swear that women is into torturing me! She was making those people cookies all day and would only give me crumbs if one happened to break.( I think she broke all of 2 and then she would eat most of it)  I then planned to jump on the table and make them all crumbs but I think she has eyes behind her head cause she would walk around the corner every time!  

 Went and played with B and S last night and Mr.Mark came out and played with us! I love that man he knows what us dogs want from the bi-peds! He did however swing Beau around a couple times and whacked me with him...Yeah like that hurts! Not my fat butt! After a while the man has to rest, I don’t understand that but I guess he’s old! So we were left to entertain ourselves, then we heard “it” (my fat butt high tailed it inside) Beau said it was a snake I’m not sure but I wasn’t hangin’ around to find out! Mr.Mark was trying to look big and bad and walked right up to where “it” was! I tried my best to warn him not to go! After a few more warning barks he finally got my message and came back! Yep, I saved Mr.Mark! Who knows a few more minutes and he could have been “its” dinner! You owe me one Ms.Connie!!!!

 Anyway I am hoping to go over to B and S’s house later as mom just doesn’t quite cut it when it comes to playing with me anymore. (don’t tell her but she’s a wimp) So if I can get some Mr.Mark and Beau hard play time and good chasing out of Scout I might be able to get some good naps in today. Well WOOF at ya’ll later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>NOT home alone!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/98664</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 2 Dec 2005 05:47:42 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/98664</guid>
		<description>Surprise! Mom stayed home from work today! She said it is my fault cause I kept her up all night. Wh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Surprise! Mom stayed home from work today! She said it is my fault cause I kept her up all night. When you got to go, you got to go! I had diarrhea or something like that. I should do this more often then mom could stay home all the time! 

 Mr.Mark ate dinner with us last night, seems the Mrs. is away and mom and dad say he will go hungry without her, from what I read on Beaus diary I guess it’s true. I sure hope she finds her way home soon! I need more faces to clean.

*note to Ms.Connie* If Mr. Mark tells you I got into your trash can, it’s true but I know how you like to recycle and I was only trying to help! And HE threw it all back in the can! 

Well mom says since she’s home she has a lot to do so I have to get off of here for now. WOOF at ya’ll later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A brother or sister?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/98421</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Dec 2005 11:04:10 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/98421</guid>
		<description>Only 1 more day till the weekend and then its play, play playtime! Mom is spending it home with me a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Only 1 more day till the weekend and then its play, play playtime! Mom is spending it home with me and baking cookies for a party! I love cookies, but she said they are the people kind. I am sure I love the people kind too I love all food. 

 Well mom and dad are at it again; they are looking at a couple different GSDs that need homes to see if one could come live with us. I guess Bonzo made a good impression on them! I don’t know if it will be a brother or a sister. Dad says it has to be a boy cause if it’s a girl he said I would hump her! I don’t hump! At least not other dogs!(I air hump)hehe!

How cool will it be to have a brother or sister? Beau is happy with his little sister and I know I would be a good big brother to another doggy. They want to make real sure that this “other dog” and I get along though. Mom says that is more important to her then having another dog! She doesn’t want me unhappy cause I am her #1 baby!

Well need to go nap so if mom takes me to play I will be well rested. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>did you say &quot;HUMPDAY&quot;???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/98030</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 06:51:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/98030</guid>
		<description>Okay I am back to myself now! Amazing what a day and a half of sleeping can do for a 4legger! Mom to ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Okay I am back to myself now! Amazing what a day and a half of sleeping can do for a 4legger! Mom took me on a walk when she got home yesterday and I pulled her over to Ms.Carols house, Yawny was happy to see me as usual (like the plaque!) But hey my coming over got him an extra pigs ear for the day! I then stuck my face in his food basket and got a good mouth full! Why is everyone else’s food so much better then my own? Okay I might have eaten too much for all of the excitement going on, cause I suddenly threw up in Ms.Carols living room! Oops, clean up on isle 3 mom! Hey at least I didn’t poop!

  I see our pup pal Frasier found his forever home! Yippee for him! I sure hope Romeo finds one soon. I sure wish things would have work out for us, but he’s a lady’s man and…. well…. I’m not a lady. Mom says it must be my wimpy bark! Like she could do better! Oh well, I’m gonna sign off here and rest up incase mom decides to take me to see Beau and Scout today. Take care my fellow 4leggers! WOOF, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>They are back!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/97680</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 06:41:44 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/97680</guid>
		<description>Well mom and dad came home yesterday! I was happy to see them but so tired I just laid around once I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well mom and dad came home yesterday! I was happy to see them but so tired I just laid around once I got home. Mom swears they lost me and replaced me with another Lab! I’ll be back to myself in a day or two. Who knows by the time they get home from work today I might feel well rested and be back to the bark in your face going 75 miles an hour at all times dog! Mom brought back lots of chew treats from my favorite pet store! She gave me a Frisbee made of rawhide that I will chew after I play with it for a couple days. 
 
 I really enjoyed my stay with Beau, Scout, Ms.Connie and Mr. Mark! They took great care of me and for some reason the food was much better there. Ms. Connie puts veggies and chicken broth in our food! I heard her telling mom so hopefully mom will start doing it at home. Well I am still pretty wiped out so I have to keep this short (Yawn) and go take a nap. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mom and Dad come home today!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/97237</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 04:19:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/97237</guid>
		<description>I can't wait to see Mom and Dad!  I don't think it's ever been this long before and I really do miss ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I can't wait to see Mom and Dad!  I don't think it's ever been this long before and I really do miss them.  I mean Beau and Scout's house is nice, but nothing is as nice as home!

Hurry Home Mom and Dad!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Can't wait to see you tomorrow Mom!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/96940</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 27 Nov 2005 05:29:55 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/96940</guid>
		<description>Mom - I just want to tell you, it's been great fun staying with Beau and Scout, but I sure do miss y ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom - I just want to tell you, it's been great fun staying with Beau and Scout, but I sure do miss you and Dad and our house.  And you know, it's great having Beau and Scout to play with, but then I'm not the only four legger in the house!  I have to share scratch time with Mr. Mark and Ms. Connie and I'm not used to that!  I kinda miss being the only four legger in the house so I get most of the attention!  Not that I couldn't adapt if you didn't find me a brother or sister - Mr. Mark and Ms. Connie say I'm doing real good with sharing attention with Beau and Scout.

But one thing I really do like about Beau and Scout's house - I get to chew on hoofs inside!  I know you and Dad say they are stinky, but us four leggers love the smell!  And Mr. Mark and Ms. Connie say they don't mind TOO much.  

I miss you Mom and I can't wait to see you tomorrow!!  Hurry home!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'm getting pooped Mom</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/96814</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 26 Nov 2005 14:45:52 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/96814</guid>
		<description>Wow - I can't believe I am pooped!  I even took a nap this afternoon with Beau and Scout instead of  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow - I can't believe I am pooped!  I even took a nap this afternoon with Beau and Scout instead of bugging them - all this play is tiring me out!

Mr. Mark and Ms. Connie say I've been really good - and I have been!  I took Ms. Connie's shoe, but I brought it back and gave it to her when she asked me to.  And I didn't even drool on it!

I miss you Mom, Mr. Mark and Ms. Connie give good scratches - but you know how to scratch me the best!  I can't wait to see you in a few days!!  Tell Bonzo I miss him and I'll see him at Christmas.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mom - you would have been so proud of me!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/96522</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 25 Nov 2005 14:24:37 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/96522</guid>
		<description>I behaved so good yesterday - even with all that food around (and you know how much I love love love ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I behaved so good yesterday - even with all that food around (and you know how much I love love love food!).  I just sat and looked with my sad puppy eyes hoping Ms. Connie or Mr. Mark would feel sorry for me - but it didn't work.  It wasn't too bad tho, we got some really good chewies that lasted a long time (even for me!) and they were peanut butter flavor - my favorite!

Mr. Mark is taking Beau and Scout on a walk now.  Ms. Connie says I'm limping a little bit (from playing a LOT  more than normal I think) so she says I have to take it easy - so no walk for me today.  You can hardly see my limp, but Ms. Connie wants me to be good as new when you get home, so she says we are being careful.  Don't worry tho - I still have plenty of energy and feel good enough to play with Beau and Scout!

Only a few more days until you and Dad get home - I can hardly wait to see you!  I miss you Mom (and I'm sure Dad is in need of having his ears washed by me!!)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I MISS YOU!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/96137</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 24 Nov 2005 09:06:03 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/96137</guid>
		<description>Hi Baby,

Hope you don't mind mom writting in your diary!  I miss you soooo much. I have gone to t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi Baby,

Hope you don't mind mom writting in your diary!  I miss you soooo much. I have gone to the park every morning and seen your friends! They all wish you were here as do dad and I. Guess who will be spending the night here on Saturday? Bonzo! Yep his daddy has to work so we told him Bonzman could stay with us over night!  

  There are lots more regular doggies at the park now, I think you'll like them all!
One of the people a dog owns even brought donuts and coffee for everyone this morning! Well I just wanted to wish you and Beau,Scout Ms. Connie and Mr.Mark a Great Thanksgiving and let you know I am so proud you are behaving! 
Love , MOM!

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOUT!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Happy Birthday Scout!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/96068</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 24 Nov 2005 04:44:41 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/96068</guid>
		<description>It's Scout's Birthday today so we all got a really yummy rawhide treat!  Plus, Mr. Mark fell for my  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It's Scout's Birthday today so we all got a really yummy rawhide treat!  Plus, Mr. Mark fell for my poor puppy eyes.  He gave us a really yummy treat last night - kinda like a rawhide but not really.   So, there is hope that we'll get more treats from now on.  But I heard Mom tell Ms. Connie that I don't get any turkey - bummer - I love turkey, but it doesn't love me so much.

In addition to Scout's birthday, it's also Thanksgiving - that's why Ms. Connie is making a turkey.  It's kinda fun having Thanksgiving with my buds Beau and Scout, 
Ms. Connie is home and Mr. Mark got home yesterday, so I'll have company at home until Mom and Dad come back on Monday.  I'll be a real pooped pup by then, in fact, I'm starting to slow down a bit already.  Don't worry Mom, I'll be sure to have tons of energy when you get home!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Having fun!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/95847</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 09:53:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/95847</guid>
		<description>Mom and Dad and Grandpa - I want you all to know that I'm having fun at Beau and Scout's.  There is  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom and Dad and Grandpa - I want you all to know that I'm having fun at Beau and Scout's.  There is only one problem - Ms. Connie doesn't believe I am starving all the time and doesn't give me treats!!  I have even resorted to the "poor puppy" eyes, and she is just being mean!!  She says I'm not starving - and maybe I'm not - but I sure do miss my treats!!  Ms. Connie says that if I get treats, then she has to give them to Beau and Scout too - I'm sure they'd like treats as much as I would.  Maybe when Mr. Mark gets home tonight he'll believe my puppy eyes!!  Or even better - Beau and Scout and I will gang up on him and do the puppy eyes - nobody can resist all three of us!!

Ms. Connie told me Mom called a couple times, Mom is worried that I'm a bit more energetic than Ms. Connie bargained for.  Well, believe it or not Mom, I've slowed down already!!  I just can't believe that I have playmates all day long - it's really kinda cool.  I mean Beau and Scout are used to each other being there all the time, but it's been so long since I had Evo to play with, I forgot that I don't have to play ALL the time, sometimes it's naptime (like now...).

Well, Mom, I miss you and Dad and Grandpa, but I'm doing fine (except for the treat thing - I'll work on Ms. Connie).  Don't worry about me, but bring me some treats!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>First day at Beau and Scout's house!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/95567</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 11:57:35 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/95567</guid>
		<description>Mom and Dad and Grandpa went down to the house in Myrtle Beach and I got to stay with my buds Beau a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom and Dad and Grandpa went down to the house in Myrtle Beach and I got to stay with my buds Beau and Scout.  I think Beau didn't have his caffeine yet when I came over 'cause he was being kinda grumpy when all I wanted to do was play.  But when Ms. Connie left for work and left us outside (we had the big doghouse to keep us dry) we sure had lots of fun.  Ms. Connie says she can tell that by how dirty we all were and the skid marks in the mud from us chasing each other.  It took her a while to clean us off, and I didn't really like getting my paws cleaned, but I was good for Ms. Connie - I mean I don't want Beau and Scout showing me up!  

And Mom - I did accidently knock one of Ms. Connie's gargoyles off of the staircase, but it was an accident and she's not mad.  She said it only broke off a wing and it's easy to glue back on - so everything is ok.  She took them all off, just in case I slipped again - that's good - I'd hate for one of those things to hit Beau or Scout (or Ms. Connie!!).  

Anyway Mom, I'm doing ok.  I'm a little pooped since we ran around all morning.  So, I'll write more tomorrow.  I miss you and Dad, but I'm having fun.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My weekend in review!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/95152</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 07:25:26 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/95152</guid>
		<description>Well lots to catch up on.  First Saturday mom and I drove to Richmond to meet Romeo, When I got ther ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well lots to catch up on.  First Saturday mom and I drove to Richmond to meet Romeo, When I got there he was inside a pen and was wagging his tail and jumping up against the fence happy to see mom and I.  A nice lady went in and put on his leash and let mom and me come in to see Romeo. Well I sensed right away he was unsure about me and I was of him. Then he started doing something totally unexpected, he tried to hump me. This is what mom says is being dominating.  I was kind of scared and just stood there not knowing what to do, after a few minutes mom decided it was time to get me out of there. I really had my hopes up high that he would be able to come live with us but that is not to be.  Mom said  Romeo needs to be an only dog or maybe be with a female dog. I wish I could have made him understand that I would let him be boss.  So we left there, I could tell mom was bummed out and even tho I had spent a lot of time in the van I decided I should be a good boy and leave her alone. 

  Well next thing I know she is pulling into McDonalds! I have never eaten at McD’s and had always hoped the day would come she would take me there and here it was my dream coming true! We got chicken nuggets and sat in the parking lot eating them.  Mom told me she was sorry the idea of me having a brother hadn’t worked out and this was a pick-me-up treat! Well it sure did the trick! 

 I got to go over to Beau and Scouts and play once we got home from our drive, we had fun playing I sure missed them all week. Mom says I will get plenty of playtime this week. I have mixed feelings about that, I get to stay with Beau’s family all week while mom and dad go to our other house in S.C.  They aren’t taking me cause they are flying and mom said there is no way she would put me in the planes belly! Good thing cause it sounds scary to me. I sure will miss mom and dad! Mom promised she would go to the yummy pet store and buy lots of treats to bring back for the three of us(Beau, Scout and me). I can’t wait to get my teeth into a stuffed hoof! I’m drooling now just thinking about it! 

Mom also promised she’d go visit my buddies Lacoda Red and Bonzo and tell them hello!  I get to go see them next month for Christmas!  I’m not sure if Ms.Connie will let me on the computer so it might be a few days before I can check in.  WOOF and Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>TGIF!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/94373</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:09:25 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/94373</guid>
		<description>I am so nervous! Tomorrow is the big day that I get to meet my possible future brother! Mom is start ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am so nervous! Tomorrow is the big day that I get to meet my possible future brother! Mom is starting to feel good about it and says not to worry cause I know how to act around dogs that like and dislike me. I sure hope he is nice to me cause I am not a fighter; I am totally a lover boy! Yesterday after work we went and visited with Yawny! He is so funny! He gets annoyed with me trying to make him play and he puts most of my muzzle in his mouth! He doesn’t bite me he just tries to get me to leave him alone! I also found Ms.Carols money upstairs and came running down all proud with it in my mouth! I love money it has lots of good smells on it. Well wish me luck tomorrow! I will let ya’ll know how it goes when I get home (or first thing Sunday)….Woof! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Laser!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/94020</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 06:33:27 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/94020</guid>
		<description>Okay so rain is not a bad thing! Mom got home yesterday and she pulled out the LASER Light!  I just  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Okay so rain is not a bad thing! Mom got home yesterday and she pulled out the LASER Light!  I just love trying to catch that thing! Every now and then she would open the door and have me chase it through the yard, which felt real good cause I got rained on and cooled off from running. I sure miss Beau and Scout! They will be back Saturday but I won’t be home cause mom is taking me to meet Romeo. I won’t be able to play with him cause he is still recovering from his heartworm treatment. Poor guy I am glad I haven’t got those worms! Yuck! I know it will be hard for me to see him and not wanna play! Heck playing is what I do, I wonder if he likes to play? I sure hope he likes me, I like all 4 leggers and I don’t understand why some of them don’t like others. 

 Can’t wait for 4 o’clock! It’s not raining so there is no reason I shouldn’t get a walk today. Then maybe mom will take me to Yawnys house for a visit. I need to nap so I will be ready for whatever happens later today. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Humpday</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/93775</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:51:24 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/93775</guid>
		<description>It&acirc;s raining like mad out today! I know that means mom won&acirc;t walk me. Hopefully it will stop bef ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It’s raining like mad out today! I know that means mom won’t walk me. Hopefully it will stop before she gets home from work. Last night everyone was at our house. Okay not everyone but Josh, Joey and Matthew were. They all sat around and talked and I just kind of hung out and would run to the fence every now and then barking just to make them think I was doing a good job. 

 I have turned into the perfect alarm clock for mom, I wake her up and within a minute or two her clock making noises, looks like she won’t need it anymore! Maybe she could give it to me to play with, I love toys that make noises! The other day I found the part from an old toy car I had and the part made noises like a horn and an engine running! It was so fun playing with that; I got it to where it wouldn’t stop making noise! It was that point that mom took it and throw it in the trash! Oh well, she told me she was worried that I would swallow the plastic. 

Well gonna go stare out the window and hope it quits raining. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What to Name the new dog?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/93322</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:34:08 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>Well Beau and Scout are gone for the week and I have nobody to play with. Mom got another shot in he ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well Beau and Scout are gone for the week and I have nobody to play with. Mom got another shot in her foot yesterday so no walks for poor old me!
She did bring me home a huge knucklebone to keep me busy. Dad sat out in his outdoor bathtub and mom stuck her feet in, I laid beside the tub and chewed. So I guess you can say we had a quiet evening. Dad keeps talking about this dog Romeo that might come live with us…. He has given him a new name everyday and some days he changes it twice! I wonder if I was so hard to name. What’s wrong with Romeo? I have an idea…I list all the names they are leaning towards and you can email me and tell which you like best! They are:

Jager

Lager

Chopper

Stogie 

Whiskey

These are just the ones mom can live with! There were others but she said “no way”!  I am sure he will add more! You can go look at his site and see what goes best with his looks! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>10,000 BALLS!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/92987</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 06:48:24 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>I now have 10,000 balls! You would be amazed at how they reproduce under the leaves in the yard! We  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I now have 10,000 balls! You would be amazed at how they reproduce under the leaves in the yard! We found toys hidden that I haven’t seen in months! I think Scout must have been real busy when we weren’t looking! I also found a couple bones that I wasn’t sure where I had put them….
 
 I didn’t bark much at the leaf blower but I kept a close eye on it to make sure it didn’t harm mom. All was well, except now these big brown bags of leaves are sitting in the yard out back and I seem to forget what they are and start barking at them! Them mom yells and I remember what they are.

5 more days till I meet Romeo! I am not the most patient dog in the world so this is real ruff on me! I can’t wait, maybe he’ll share his new toy with me. Mom told me about it and it sounds like a fun toy but I am sure I could de-stuff it in 1 minute flat! I hope he likes de-stuffing stuff as much as I do! 

Well gonna go nap, Woof later. Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Who do I smell?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/92632</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 08:01:56 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/92632</guid>
		<description>Strange weekend here. Mom and dad left me ALL day and that is so not normal for a Saturday. Then the ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Strange weekend here. Mom and dad left me ALL day and that is so not normal for a Saturday. Then they came back smelling like another dog! I liked his smell so much I started looking for him. I don’t understand why they played with some other 4 legger and didn’t bring him home to play with me. Mom did however tell me that next weekend I will get to meet this other dog, and that his name is Romeo! Oh boy, I can hardly wait! Ever since Evo left us I have been an only furbaby, I would love to share all of my toys and bones with a forever brother! I think I will cross my hairy toes and hope he will like me.

 Mom did make up time with me when she got home. She took me right over to Beau and Scouts house to play, and let me tell ya Beau was picking up on this new guy too! He was more interested in the smells then I was! Beau has been extremely nice and lovable to mom lately and 100x’s more playful! He must feel so much better now that his leg/shoulder isn’t bothering him. His dad will be happy when he gets home to see “the old” Beau is back! I also got to go see B & S this morning as they are going to visit their Aunt Sandy for the week. I wish I could go with them I hear lots of good things about her! 

Well mom wants to gather up leaves so I gotta go, someone has to bark at the leaf blower and it won’t be mom!   Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HAPPY VETERANS DAY!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/92007</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:17:08 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/92007</guid>
		<description>FOR ALL THAT SERVE OR HAVE SERVED OUR COUNTRY, THANKS!


I am so excited! Mom says if all goes we ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ FOR ALL THAT SERVE OR HAVE SERVED OUR COUNTRY, THANKS!


I am so excited! Mom says if all goes well tomorrow when her and dad go to meet Romeo, they will take me to see him next Saturday! 
Oh the wait is going to kill me! I love the idea of having a brother again. I am not sure who is older though him or I., I guess it’s not important as long as he likes me. I on the other hand like everyone so I have no doubt he will be okay in my book. Mom is dying to start his dogster site!

  We went and played with Beau and Scout last night, Beau is back to his old self! He is much more fun now that he doesn’t have any hurts on him. We ran and played just like the old times. Then I came home and accidentally pushed dads glass of beer into his big outdoor bathtub. He was not real happy about that. Today he is empting it so he can get the pieces of glass out of it. Later in the evening he gave me love and made up with me. I don’t like when dad is upset with me it makes me feel sad. He always plays fun chase games after dinner and I was worried last night he wouldn’t. Well I guess he can’t refuse my big brown eyes either. I need a nap now so I will Woof at ya’ll later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY USMC!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/91646</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 06:09:03 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/91646</guid>
		<description>I WANT TO WISH ALL MARINES PAST AND PRESENT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

I ALSO WANT TO NAME A COUPLE I KNO ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I WANT TO WISH ALL MARINES PAST AND PRESENT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

I ALSO WANT TO NAME A COUPLE I KNOW PERSONALLY!

MR.MARK AND MR.TOM!

AND OF COURSE VSP TROOPER MARK COSSLETT THAT NOW IS IN HEAVEN PLAYING WITH MY BIG BROTHER! RIP

THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO TO KEEP US SAFE!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>real cool announcement!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/91310</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 9 Nov 2005 08:51:10 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/91310</guid>
		<description>Yuck, I keep thinking it&acirc;s Monday! It is raining on and off and mom is back to work. 

Now for m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yuck, I keep thinking it’s Monday! It is raining on and off and mom is back to work. 

Now for my real cool announcement! Mom showed me a picture of a dog her and dad are hoping to rescue!! That means after Thanksgiving I may have a roomy, a brother, a friend to hang with all the time! Oh my paws are crossed so tight it hurts! He is a cool looking 4 legger too. Mom says he is a Bullmastiff/Bulldog mix; he is a very hansom boy! Mom assures me I will still be her number one man, and that he will be more of a daddy’s boy. That’s okay with me, I know dad misses snuggling up with Evo at night and I have to sleep with mom and watch over her at night. Maybe one-day dad will quit snoring and we can all 4 sleep together! Oh that would be cozy! Mom and dads friends have 3 dogs (use to be 4) that all sleep with them so we know it’s doable! 

Mom is trying to arrange for her and dad to go meet him Saturday. I wish I could go but mom is not so sure that would be a good idea. She wants to see how he is with her and dad before he meets me. Saving the best for last, I understand! Anyway I will keep you posted on him. Mom said if they meet him and decide to adopt him she would put him on Dogster asap! Stay tuned!

Got to play some laser tag last night, I think mom was feeling guilty about working in the house all day so she broke down and found the laser! I love chasing that thing! It does make me tired though, hum…. wonder if that’s the plan. Well need a nap I have out barked myself this morning! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Blaa day....</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/90942</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 8 Nov 2005 06:16:34 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/90942</guid>
		<description>Well I did get to go play with Beau and Scout yesterday for a little while. Mom is at it again, she  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well I did get to go play with Beau and Scout yesterday for a little while. Mom is at it again, she is steam cleaning the carpets now and I think I will be stuck in the house most of the day. Yesterday dad came home early and he and I watch a movie. I think dad is lossing his hearing cause he turns the t.v. up to loud!  Dad also fixed his big outdoor bathtub! I love to hang out with him when he's in it. I can lay around the yard and not worry that I am missing anything inside the house. 
  My possum friend didn't come back this morning. I was really hoping I could find him and play, I ran straight for the fence when mom let me out trying to see if he was around but I guess he's not into dogs. Oh well, mom said that enough diary writting for now she needs to get back to work. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Almost had a new friend!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/90579</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 7 Nov 2005 04:46:47 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/90579</guid>
		<description>Well my injured human litter mate went home yesterday morning. I think he finally got the hang of wa ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well my injured human litter mate went home yesterday morning. I think he finally got the hang of walking with that weird shoe on his foot. Mom did stupid stuff like cleaning out the fridge, threw perfectly good food away instead of giving it to me! Now why she wouldn’t let me help get rid of it was really getting my fur up! She also mopped the kitchen floor and we got to watch dad slip and fall! I thought it was funny but he didn’t. All day he moaned and groaned about his leg. Suck it up dad! She also cleaned "The lab cab" this weekend, good thing it was getting pretty dirty and I was becoming somewhat embarrassed to be seen in it. 

 Yawnman came over for a little while and I shared my rawhides and bones with him. His people must be starving him, he is looking smaller every time I see him! 
  
This morning mom let me out in the yard and I found a weird creature sitting on our fence! Mom and dad called it a possum, I just think it was butt ugly! I wish they hadn’t taken me inside I could have barked at him all day! I think he was warming up to me and would have come down to play sooner or later but after a while he went on his way. 
 
So far my weekend hasn’t been much fun. I only got to see Beau and Scout for a little while on Saturday and mom wouldn’t take me over there yesterday cause she said she had too much to do around here. I am very hopeful she will take me there today for a while since she isn’t going to work. crossin’ my paws! Woof at ya’ll later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WATCH THAT WALL!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/89929</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 4 Nov 2005 18:23:27 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/89929</guid>
		<description>WOW What a night! Matthew was playing chase with me before he was to leave with dad (to go to the hi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WOW What a night! Matthew was playing chase with me before he was to leave with dad (to go to the high school football game) and oops! he missed the turn and hit the wall! Then the game ended! He started hopping on one foot and his little toe was sticking out all funny.... So next thing ya know mom is taking him to the vet! No, it was the 2-legger vet! So now I ended up stuck home by myself for a couple of hours. Well they just got back and he has a real funny looking shoe on it. I heard mom tell dad that Matt not only broke his little toe he dislocated it too! Way to go Matt! I thought he was going to be mad at me since it was my game that caused it, but he's not. I think he likes the extra attention he is getting now! Yeah like I get Quiznos when I go to the vet! 

Anyway looks like I won't be getting any good walk/runs out of him this weekend! Mom says she will take me on walks instead, not as fun but I guess it will have to do.  Stupid kid, Even I can dodge a wall! Hey I'm seeing a pattern here! Ya notice Beau and Matt have both hurt toes this week? Maybe they are related?
Well I guess I'll go watch t.v. with the injured one. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Poor Beau!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/89797</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 4 Nov 2005 10:46:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/89797</guid>
		<description>Well Beau did it again! Seems he is forever getting hurt. Yesterday he had a big ol&acirc; staple in his ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well Beau did it again! Seems he is forever getting hurt. Yesterday he had a big ol’ staple in his paw pad! His mom pulled it out and I hear he has to go by the vets this afternoon. I know he is not crazy about the vets, poor bud I wish I could go for him! I love the vets! They always give me cookies. Well we go to the same one so I am sure they give him cookies too, just Beau doesn’t care as much about food as I do. 

 Today after mom gets home we are going over to play with Scout while Beau goes to the vets. Then later on mom is going by Ms. Carols and Mr. Toms to see their latest grandbaby. I love kids but mom says she is to young to have me clean her face! Darn, I have to stay home!!
I will have an extra long weekend cause mom doesn’t have to work Mon. or Tues. Maybe if it doesn’t rain I’ll get lots of outside playtime! Well need to go nap before she gets home so I will be able to keep up with Scout. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I love the fall!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/89390</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 3 Nov 2005 06:34:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/89390</guid>
		<description>I got to go play with my buds yesterday! It was so nice and cool out we ran like nuts.  I love the f ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I got to go play with my buds yesterday! It was so nice and cool out we ran like nuts.  I love the fall! I don’t get tired as easily!
Whenever I am at Beau and Scouts this nice man walks by with his dog (Nibs) and he always stops and give us all cookies! He is such a cool 2-legger! Sometimes I even see him when I am at my own house. 

  Last night after I got home from Ms.C’s house mom and I sat outside with dad and shared a beer! Then mom started reading her book, I can’t wait till she is done with it cause she totally ignores me when she is reading. 
  
 I see Beau talked to Mr.Mark the other day! How cool I wonder when he will be back. Mom says I will be spending a week at their house over Thanksgiving! That is going to be so much fun! I can’t wait, and I promised mom I’d be extra good for them. I am always good for people other then mom! I have her trained and don’t want her to think she can get the upper hand on me. Hehe…. Well need to nap now! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Humpday</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/89086</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 2 Nov 2005 06:28:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I chewed up one of dads&acirc; gloves yesterday. He was real cool about it and just threw it in the tras ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I chewed up one of dads’ gloves yesterday. He was real cool about it and just threw it in the trash. Matt spent the night and he took me for a real long walk! I saw a cat on my walk and Matt told mom and dad that I bit it. I really didn’t tho. I act real mean and bad when I see them but I am pretty harmless and just want to chase them. Mom brought me home a really big knucklebone to chew on and that kept me well entertained for most of the evening. I still am not adjusted to the time change thing, I keep going in and waking dad up super early. He says not to bug him till 6:30; well hello dad I am a dog and last I checked we couldn’t tell time! Not sure what we are doing when mom gets home today, yesterday we stayed home cause her foot is hurting again. I sure hope it feels better today, I really want to play with my friends. 
 Well gonna go nap. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>That smell once again!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/88307</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 30 Oct 2005 16:27:53 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/88307</guid>
		<description>Okay, I think it's messing with my brain now!  I even seem to have less energy now. Mom started rubb ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Okay, I think it's messing with my brain now!  I even seem to have less energy now. Mom started rubbing the doors today and I swear it was hard to follow her  around. I did nothing while she was working and when Beau and Scout finally came over (after mom was done and had gone out) I just couldn't focus on playing with Scout. I really like her but I am sooooo afraid I will hurt her, you know she is a girl!
Then ya got Beau he is in his own little world! He is so into being a GSD I think  he's forgetting his friends! I will have to whoop-ass on him and get him out of it!
 He has even started shaking paws with mom! (Don't give in to the two leggers Beau).....
 Anyway this whole time change sucks!  Now mom wants to lay in bed even longer! Like 5:30 AM  wasn't enough!I guess in time I will adjust to this too! Oh well it's a dog life! WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>P-U</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/87925</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 29 Oct 2005 09:43:37 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/87925</guid>
		<description>I'm not sure what mom is doing but it sure smells in here today! 
She keeps rubbing stuff on the wa ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I'm not sure what mom is doing but it sure smells in here today! 
She keeps rubbing stuff on the walls in the hallway and won't let me down there to check it out! 
  Here it is Saturday and we are still in the  house. We should be out playing somewhere! Dad got to go out, he's the smart one! I wish I could get out of mom's way, but I can't help my need to sit at her feet at all cost!
 Yesterday we went to Beau and Scouts to play, I had a great time! We managed to kill their gooning purple monster that squeeked, ahhh team work! I am hoping mom takes me there today so me and my buds can try and destroy the green monster! Mom tells me she is almost done smelling up the hall, and after she takes a shower we will call Ms. Connie! So on that note I should get going, cause she won't go shower while I'm on daddys computer.(something about being super viced?) WOOF at ya'll later, Stator
p.s. Mr Mark if you see this, we all miss you! Even Ms. Connie! It's not the same playing with mom and Ms. C....hurry back!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh Crap!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/87272</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 07:07:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/87272</guid>
		<description>I should have known I&acirc;d get busted on this one! Ms. Carol and Mr. Tom came over last night and whi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I should have known I’d get busted on this one! Ms. Carol and Mr. Tom came over last night and while mom and Ms. Carol were trading descriptions of  “dog turds” they came to the conclusion that it has been me that pooped in the down stairs room at Ms. Carols house! Okay, okay I admit it! It is all moms fault tho! She knows I always poop at the same corner and we get to Ms. Carols before I am able to empty my goods! 
 Mom was real embarrassed and said it better not happen again! Now we have to walk past their house, do my business and then go back if I want to see or play with Yawnman! Why must 2 leggers be so difficult? I see nothing wrong with freshening up their basement with my Eu’da crap scent! Oh well I guess I knew it was coming sooner or later! 
 So today I get to go see my Buds! Yea! I am getting bored real fast with mom and dads cheap entertainment! I need some real dog playtime! Well gonna go nap up. Woof at ya later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>FOR THE LOVE OF BEER!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/87034</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:27:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/87034</guid>
		<description>I am so happy right now! While surfin&acirc; Dogster if found a cool dog named Marlowe, He is so cool he ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am so happy right now! While surfin’ Dogster if found a cool dog named Marlowe, He is so cool he shares my love for BEER! 

Anyone who knows me knows how nuts I am for the “adult beverage”, as mom and dad like to call it in their code talk! I will stand and stare at you with my pathetic sad doggy eyes till you have to give in and give me BEER! If that for some reason doesn’t work, I will just start Barking and barking and barking and (well you get the picture) until you can’t stand the noise anymore and give me BEER just to shut me up! If that doesn’t work I just walk up and take your BEER! Wow all of this is making me thirsty and geez there’s 4 more hours till “happy hour”! Well I better go nap to take mine mind off of it. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mud pit</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/86734</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:41:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/86734</guid>
		<description>It&acirc;s raining once again! As much as I love water I am even starting to dislike this stuff.  It&acirc;s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It’s raining once again! As much as I love water I am even starting to dislike this stuff.  It’s not the fun kinda rain that comes and pours then leaves as fast as it came! I like the quick showers. However there is a huge puddle that could easily be turned to mud outback that I would love to get my paws in!  

Beau and Scout were able to come over and play for a while yesterday, while mom was waiting for the electrician to show up. We ran our butts off and played some hard tug! I do this thing were I get real worked up and I go nutz! I growl as mean as I can and run like a mad dog, well this didn’t go over well with Scout (Beau has witnessed the move many a times) she kind of looked spooked and got out of the way for a bit….. Then I think she realized it’s just a goofy thing I do sometimes.  I had no intention of scaring her.  Hopefully Beau will give her some pointers on how to deal with psycho-dog!  Anyway I had a good time with them. 

I haven’t been sleeping well lately and mom is threatening putting me in my crate. I guess kissing on dad at 5 am hasn’t gone over well. I’d let him do it to me what’s the big deal? Anyway she says they want to sleep till 6 and I will be okay when they change the time. Okay so change the time! Humans are hard to understand, they make everything so complicated. Oh well I guess I need to get to the window and watch for the mailman. WOOF later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The new 6 day week</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/86450</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:05:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/86450</guid>
		<description>I have decided that the week should be 6 days long! I really hate Mondays. I can have a great weeken ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have decided that the week should be 6 days long! I really hate Mondays. I can have a great weekend and then before I know it it’s Monday again! I get left home all day after just getting use to having everyone around all weekend, it is just unfair and from as grumpy as dad and mom are in the morning I am sure they wouldn’t miss it.

Anyway I did get over to see Beau and Scout yesterday. Beau was so funny!! My mom has been trying to get him to shake hands, yeah right Mr. Beau that does only what Mr. Beau wants, When Mr. Beau wants! Well last night he was sitting next to my mom and she asked him to shake, what does he do? Duh pay attention Beau instead of ignoring her he’s given her his paw! As soon as mom starts praising him he realized what he had done! A few minutes later she asked again but he wasn’t falling twice for that command! That’s the Beau we know and love! I promise you Beau she will try again, don’t let your guard down. 

Well hopefully B and S will be coming by today with Ms. Connie for a little play time before it rains… Mom will be home after that; maybe I can sucker her into a walk anyway! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Still Sunday!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/86173</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 23 Oct 2005 15:14:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/86173</guid>
		<description>Well it's still Sunday and I haven't gone to play with my buddies! Mom says we are waiting for dad t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well it's still Sunday and I haven't gone to play with my buddies! Mom says we are waiting for dad to get home so we can go over there. I have been chewing away on my bone trying to pass the time but I am ready to go!

 Josh and Matt showed up late this afternoon so I haven't been totally alone. Hurry up and get home dad! I wanna go play! Hope to report a good ruff play date with Beau and Scout in tomorrows diary!! WOOOFFFF soon, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cooler dayz</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/86068</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 23 Oct 2005 07:22:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/86068</guid>
		<description>It's Sunday, that means the sun is out! It's nice and cool too. 
 Mom and dad are going out later t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It's Sunday, that means the sun is out! It's nice and cool too. 
 Mom and dad are going out later to pay respects to a friend they lost a few years ago.  He's in heaven playing tug-o-war with Evo! I wish I could go but I have to stay home and watch the house.  Mom said she would call Ms. Connie and see if I can go play for a while before she leaves! I sure hope Ms. C  says okay cause I miss not playing with Beau and Scout everyday! For some strange reason I sleep better when we play, mom is getting annoyed that I keep waking her up during the night to go outside. 

Well mom wants to go take a shower which will put me closer to playtime! WOOF at ya'll later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MS. CONNIE! :-)</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/85844</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:11:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/85844</guid>
		<description>Eww, What a yucky day this is turning out to be! It has been raining since late last night. 
 I jus ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Eww, What a yucky day this is turning out to be! It has been raining since late last night. 
 I just got in from a good walk with Matthew, I like when he walks me cause he goes fast unlike mom who walks kinda slow! 

 Yesterday waas funny! Mom took me on a walk when she got home from work, it was her "long" walk not the one around the block. Well here we go and right away I can smell Beau and Scouts track in front of us, I kept pulling mom trying to catch up but it seems her nose isn't as good as mine and she had no idea why I was pulling! Geez mom it was so clearly them! Finally towards the end of the walk she spotted them way ahead of us. ( i didn't see them) I guess she has the better eyes, and I the nose!
 
Anyway I feel real bad cause while I was just surfing on dogster I read Scouts diary which mentioned it was Ms. Connies Birthday yesterday! You would have thought Beau and Scout would have reminded me so I could pick her up a little something! Oh well I should have remembered! I will have to give her extra kisses when I see her next!  Well got to go nap! Later, WOOF. Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>thunder?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/85526</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 06:42:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/85526</guid>
		<description>Strange noises were happening outside this morning. It was raining real hard and loud bangs came fro ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Strange noises were happening outside this morning. It was raining real hard and loud bangs came from nowhere! I am not scared of loud noises but I was a little jumpy when I heard it, fortunately it stopped before mom and dad left me. 

Beau and Scout’s mom brought them over yesterday to hang out while their doghouse was being finished up. We had a good time chewing on rawhides and running around. I was pretty tired but when mom picked up her car keys last night I got a second wind! I love going Bye- bye!  I gave her my best “I wanna go dance” and she took me with her! Not as fun as I thought it would be but heck I didn’t mind barking at the guy in the window that gave mom her medicines. 

 I was pretty beat last night by bedtime, and it never fails! When I am ready to sleep dad wants to play! When will he learn? When I go in my special bed (crate) I am tired and want to be left alone. Well the rain makes me sleepy so I am going to take a nap. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>oh how I have missed the laser light!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/84665</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:22:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/84665</guid>
		<description>Yawny came by and played for a little while yesterday, them mom pulled out my all time favorite toy&acirc; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yawny came by and played for a little while yesterday, them mom pulled out my all time favorite toy…the laser light! Wow I haven’t seen it in months! Talk about fun, I ran my butt off! I don’t understand why I can’t catch it but I am sure one day I will. I sure have got close though, I have almost bit it a few times but it always seems a wee bit faster then me. 
  
 Last night when we were in bed we heard a loud crash! It was 2 cars out front that hit each other, we all ran to the front of the house to see what had happened and mom called 911 whoever that is. We don’t think anyone was hurt but a woman was walking around afterwards calling “Lucky”. We are not sure if there was a pet (dog) in the accident or not. I sure hope if there was he/she found their way home. Mom says not to worry cause it seems the people were pulling off their street and that the dog jumped out of the car after the collision. 
 
 Today Matthew comes for an over night visit! Cool, maybe I can get a good walk out of him if moms’ foot isn’t better. Thursday Beau and Scout are supposed to come spend the day at my house; bad news is their mom is coming to supervise. Don’t get me wrong I like Ms. Connie A LOT; it would just be more fun if Scout and I could dig the yard up! Mom will be coming home early that day also, seems some man is coming to look at our electric. Wow what a great day that will be. Busy, busy, busy! Well need to sleep! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>busy weekend</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/84329</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 10:41:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/84329</guid>
		<description>Wow what a busy weekend. I have been running my tail off trying to catch these stupid chipmunks that ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow what a busy weekend. I have been running my tail off trying to catch these stupid chipmunks that are living under our deck. They wait till everyone goes to bed then they make faces at me through the sliding doors! If I growl at them mom yells at me and so I am sure they think I am a wimp. I’ll show them a wimp one of these days. 

 I finally got to go see Beau and Scout for a little while on Sunday. Beau and I were wrestling and I guess he stubbed a toe or twisted his foot cause he let out a terrible yelp! I felt bad for him but was sure if he kept playing it would keep his mind off of it and he wouldn’t feel it. Mom and Ms. Connie kept shooing me away, then Beau got up and he seemed okay…. You know us Labs “walk it off” ….. I am glad he was okay; he hasn’t had the best run of luck lately. Scout taught me how to use their doggy door! That was cool, no waiting for the 2leggers to get up and open doors for ya.  Well need to nap the kids will start passing the window soon and I need to be looking out and barking so maybe oneday one of them will stop and play with me….hum…I guess we need to get one of those doors so they can get in here…Oh well bark later. WOOF, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WEEKEND!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/83764</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 07:43:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/83764</guid>
		<description>I love the weekends!  Everyone stays home with me and we always have fun! Mom is waiting for me to w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I love the weekends!  Everyone stays home with me and we always have fun! Mom is waiting for me to write my diary before  she takes me for a walk! Funny me holding her up for a change, seems I am always waiting on her! 

Grandpa is still here! I think I gained a couple pounds this week helping him with his breakfast and lunch, but that's my job! 

Today looks real nice out! SUNSHINE at last!  I'll check back in later with details of my day need to go for a walk before she changes her mind! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Days of rain</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/83171</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 06:42:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/83171</guid>
		<description>Great day yesterday with grandpa, we spent a lot of the day sleeping and he shared his lunch with me ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Great day yesterday with grandpa, we spent a lot of the day sleeping and he shared his lunch with me.  Dinner last night was nice also. I like Josh’s friend Joey she is cool and doesn’t seem to mind me, she even gave me some of her beer! I love beer. 

Once again today it is drizzling outside, I am getting very tired of the rain. Every time I go out they want to wipe my paws before I come back in.   I hate having my paws wiped!  Yesterday mom took me for a walk and I met a new girl (Ginger) that lives nearby. She is a yellow lab mix and she was jumping so high at her fence I thought she was going to jump over it!  Mom and I stood there and talked to her and her person for while. Boy for 3 years old she had a lot of energy!  Beau and Scout walked by our fence last but we didn’t get to play. It has been a while since I have been over there to play with them, another problem with all this rain. Mom said that Ms.Connie is trying to grow new grass and we would just make a mess of the yard! I’m not sure why they want grass, the dirt is so much more fun and easier to take care of. Oh well, I need to go nap with grandpa. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Call me Beggar!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/82892</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 08:37:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/82892</guid>
		<description>It&acirc;s finally cooling off outside! Don&acirc;t get me wrong I love summer but I love it better when I c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It’s finally cooling off outside! Don’t get me wrong I love summer but I love it better when I can go swimming. Mom still has not learned to appreciate my efforts to try and swim in my water bowl! 

Mom took me for a real nice walk yesterday when she got home from work and we both really enjoyed it. She promised if it weren’t raining today when she gets home we would do it again! We went down some paths we don’t normally go and boy were there some vocal four-leggers out there! And she thinks I am annoying when I bark! 

 So grandpa is at our house for the week to visit, what this means is breakfast for me! He even calls me “Beggar” now! What a cool nickname! It’s better then “Pig” that mom calls me once in a while. I assume pig isn’t good cause I eat their ears and hoofs. 

Josh and Joey are coming for dinner tonight; I love when lots of people come to our house! I get lots of pets!  Well grandpa’s ready for his afternoon nap, I need to go join him! Woof, Woof. Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dry land!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/82389</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 07:45:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>Well it finally quit raining!  Mom just took me for a walk and I will probably take a nap soon.  Not ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well it finally quit raining!  Mom just took me for a walk and I will probably take a nap soon.  Not much going on today. I had a nice time last night , Josh and his girlfriend stopped over for dinner and then one of dads friends stopped by to drop off this chair that I am not so sure about! It has wheels!  And dad and Matt were driving it around the house, they say it's for grandpa.  I guess it's a good thing for him cause then he can keep up with me and even go places with us that he might not have normally gone. 

 Mom is telling me to finish up so she can go do  some  running around. So I guess til later. WOOF WOOF! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Rain, rain go away!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/81955</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 8 Oct 2005 05:35:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/81955</guid>
		<description>I really LOVE the rain, cause I love water of any type but I can't go out to play with Beau and Scou ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I really LOVE the rain, cause I love water of any type but I can't go out to play with Beau and Scout when the yards get muddy.
 Mom came home yesterday feeling yucky, she took a pill without using peanut butter and went to bed early.  Why she would do it without PB is strange, we have a whole jar and I don't mind sharing it! She still isn't feeling good this morning so I guess I will just hang out and try to make her feel better, a few good face licks will probably do it. 
 This morning mom found where Scout had been digging at the rocks in front of the gate in our yard, she is soooo glad Scout didn't get out and run away! We know if she really wanted she could have squeezed herself though it.  Beau and I kept telling her to stop, she has it made with her mom and dad and they would miss her alot! Then again so would Beau and I. Anyway she never got out and everything is good. 
 Well need to go feel sorry for mom like she does for me when I don't feel good. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Let me be clear!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/81495</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 6 Oct 2005 07:07:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/81495</guid>
		<description>Opps! The cat is out of the bag! I have to get with Scout soon and explain that nothing is going on  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Opps! The cat is out of the bag! I have to get with Scout soon and explain that nothing is going on with Isobel and myself. I just think she’s Beautiful! Heck I don’t know what she smells like or even if she would share her bones with me! I know what Scout is like, and I want us to stay good friends! I know she can’t be my “girlfriend” thanks to mom and that not so special trip to the vets 2 years ago (darn right I remember). Anyway I hope this has cleared things up for everyone involved.
 
 Yesterday was great till mom got home. I played with my buds; we dug some and chewed some no-no places! Well when mom saw it she had to act quickly to clean up any evidence so dad wouldn’t see it! But when dad came home everything was cool, he did throw down grass seeds and straw where we have been digging. cause it suppose to rain hard tonight and tomorrow and he knows it will turn to mud! My all time Favorite thing! MUD! My heart is beating fast just thinking about it!  

 Well I need to go do the rounds and make sure there are no intruders on the property, cause you know if there was I be the first one outta here! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One hot Lab!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/81225</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 5 Oct 2005 07:07:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/81225</guid>
		<description>Well dad&acirc;s home! I was so happy to see him. He probably didn&acirc;t think I missed him much but it&acirc; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well dad’s home! I was so happy to see him. He probably didn’t think I missed him much but it’s only cause I was so tired! I played real hard all day with my buddies!
 Guess what I got this morning?  I got an email from the hottest Black Lab on the planet! Isobel is like the most awesome babe! You should go see her (she is a dogster) I hope Scout doesn’t find out. But it’s different between Isobel and I cause we don’t see each other face to face, I guess she is more like my fantasy babe! I need to think of something else now before I look stupid here! 
 
 Anyway, Beau and Scout will be here for half a day today and then maybe when mom comes home she’ll take me to their house for a quick visit. I know mom is dying to see their finished doghouse and so am I. Got to go wait at the window for them. Woof   later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dad will be back today!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/80944</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 4 Oct 2005 06:08:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/80944</guid>
		<description>Today is going to be a fun day! Daddy is coming home today, I sure have missed him and I know he has ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Today is going to be a fun day! Daddy is coming home today, I sure have missed him and I know he has missed me too. I wonder who has been cleaning his face for him in the mornings? I am good about making sure his face is good and clean each morning before he gets out of bed. I can show him all the yummy chewies mom got for me too. Gee I wonder if dad will bring me back a gift like he does Matt and mom when he goes away?

 I am staying outside in the yard today while mom is at work, she says Beau and Scout will be here with me and I will get a lot of playtime in. I love to play, I snore soooo much better at night when I have played a lot during the day! I must now go stare out the window and look for my buddies. I like to bark when someone, anyone goes by. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>the rewards!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/80287</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 1 Oct 2005 17:47:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/80287</guid>
		<description>Well today got here at last! 
Mom went to the dog show and wow the loot she got for me! 
There mus ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well today got here at last! 
Mom went to the dog show and wow the loot she got for me! 
There must be weeks of chewies and a couple toys to boot! 
I am mid-way through a sows ear that is sooooo yummy! Speaking of yummy we ate dinner at Beau and Scouts tonight. They(mr.mark) grilled out steak and each of us got a steak bone when they were done! Now I am home kicking back with mom, I am sure this will be an early night so to speak. I am once again a whooped puppy! Geez this eating thing can wear one out!  Well need to go nap on a few pounds! Woof later, SRC]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>He's gonna miss me!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/79902</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 06:00:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/79902</guid>
		<description>Well mom took dad to the airport this morning. He's going to Biketoberfest in Myrtle Beach.  He was  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well mom took dad to the airport this morning. He's going to Biketoberfest in Myrtle Beach.  He was sad to leave me I could tell! But he will have fun and so will I. Mom said Beau and Scout are coming over later this morning and then maybe Josh and his new friend(Joey, I like her) tonight. The big dog show is this weekend and that's where mom buys me tons of treats and toys! I can't wait for her to go tomorrow, it will be one of the few times I am happy to see her leave! 

 Beau and Scout have spent the afternoons here the past couple of days while their dog house is being finished up and let me tell you I have never slept better! I am so worn out at bed time I am finding it hard to even wag my tail once I lay down!!

 Well need to go nap up while I am waiting on my buddies to show up! Woof at ya later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Today should be fun</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/79137</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:33:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Today should be fun; Beau, Scout and Ms. Connie are coming over to hang out at my house while the me ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Today should be fun; Beau, Scout and Ms. Connie are coming over to hang out at my house while the men finish their doghouse! I will have friends to play with while mom and dad are doing whatever it is they do when they leave me here alone everyday. 
 I love sharing my toys with them! Mostly with my girl, Scout! She kisses me so much I will give her anything she wants! Well need to rest up they will be here anytime! Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I am BEAT!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/78692</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 15:32:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/78692</guid>
		<description>Well little miss Jaidyn just left and Beau and Scout came by to visit. We did lots of work around th ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well little miss Jaidyn just left and Beau and Scout came by to visit. We did lots of work around the house this weekend. I even gave mom a break and stayed out of her way! That is so hard to do, I really just want to help.

Tomorrow it's back to the regular business, mom and dad leave me to watch the house all day while they do who knows what! I bet it's fun whatever they are doing! I think Beau is warming up to my dad. He doesn't see him much and man knows Beau is not a guys guy! But he lets dad pet him and stuff now without growling. Now Jaidyn I'm not so sure he would like, she's short and loud and moves around real fast and I think she would scare him. Maybe in time like with dad they will become friends. Anyway I am pooped! Gonna hit the pillow early here. Woof at ya'll later, Stator!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I think I have a crush!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/78098</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 06:16:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/78098</guid>
		<description>Went over to Beau and Scouts house yesterday. Scout has been kissing me a lot lately (in front of he ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Went over to Beau and Scouts house yesterday. Scout has been kissing me a lot lately (in front of her mom too) and yesterday I realized I am enjoying it! I got so excited at one point I tried humping air! I am real good at doing that; mom seems to find it humorous. 
 I am happy to report that my bud Beau is doing much better, I think his leg is all fixed. 
 
Dad gave me some leftover food last night after dinner (he forgot he puts hot sauce on his food) I pretty much lost everything I had eaten, on the kitchen floor. Mom never re-feeds me when that happens! It is so unfair. 
 
 Well must go take my morning nap. Bark later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Farewell dear neighbor!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/77890</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:42:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/77890</guid>
		<description>Our next-door neighbor was outside this morning saying &acirc;goodbye&acirc; to mom! I can&acirc;t believe they  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Our next-door neighbor was outside this morning saying “goodbye” to mom! I can’t believe they are moving! I have been barking at them for over 2 years now! And they always walk to the fence and pet me and talk back to me. I sure am going to miss them! She was telling mom that the new people have kids, which is cool cause I can bark at them! If these kids aren’t afraid of me maybe they will even play with me!
  Gonna be a busy weekend around our house, both Matt and Jaidyn will be visiting us! I love Jaidyn, it’s so easy to clean her face! Matt’s okay too, he owes mom 4 dog walks! YIPPEE!!!!
 I love it when he walks me, he get almost as tired as I do! Well it’s that time of day when I stare intently out the window and await mom’s arrival from work! Well talk it ruff and I bark to ya later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Humpday happenings</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/77574</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 06:25:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>Beau and Scout are home now! Yippee! When mom got home yesterday they weren&acirc;t home yet and I kept  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Beau and Scout are home now! Yippee! When mom got home yesterday they weren’t home yet and I kept barking at mom that we needed to leave to go see them. She tossed me (not really, I jumped) into the car and next thing I knew we were at the dog park! I haven’t been there in a long time. We, or should I say "I" ran around there and sniffed out every inch of the place. Then after a little while mom said it was time to go. I guess she knew Beau and Scout had gotten home so she took me over there. Their new doghouse is really cool! There is a door that only us dogs can go through, even though Ms. Connie went halfway through it! She looked silly and Scout and I made sure her face was completely clean before she got out of it! I am so glad they are home. I hope I get to go today and play with them! 
  The boy left his toy guns out this morning so I am going to see if I can chew on one. Woof at ya later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>PlayTime!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/77327</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:53:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/77327</guid>
		<description>My buddies are coming home today! Thank goodness, I love mom and dad and all but they aren&acirc;t as mu ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My buddies are coming home today! Thank goodness, I love mom and dad and all but they aren’t as much fun as playing with Beau and Scout. I heard their doghouse is finished! We are going to go visit them when mom comes home from work today! Mom said that I get to stay with them at Thanksgiving, how fun that’s going to be! Mom said she will bring us all lots of treats back with her, they have real cool treats in S.C. 
 Woof, need to go watch for the mailman! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Those ^@*$!%ng  TOADS!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/76994</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 06:32:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/76994</guid>
		<description>I am about as fed up with these toad thingies as I can get! The other night mom let me out on the de ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am about as fed up with these toad thingies as I can get! The other night mom let me out on the deck and there one was on my turf! I started barking to let mom know he was there but when she came out and yelled I thought it was because she was scared of him. Well I went after him and got him in my mouth, suddenly the memories came back! Toads taste awful! I started foaming at the mouth and drooling like mad. Mom takes such good care of me; she tossed me in the shower and started rinsing my mouth out with water. I still threw up a couple of times but I survived. 
 
Mom was watching Yawny this weekend cause Ms.Carol and Mr. Tom were out of town. She made him come to our house for most of the day Saturday; he was pretty cool about it. We laid around and chewed on bones all day. I have learned that Yawny isn’t much into ruff play so I let him do his thing and didn’t get all in his face like I used to. Beau and Scout are still at the kennel. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow, I miss them when I have to go more then a couple days without seeing them. Well I need to go stare intently out the front window. Bark at ya’ll later! Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Women! blaa</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/76182</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 15 Sep 2005 06:16:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/76182</guid>
		<description>What a fun night! Everyone came over including Beau and Scout! Seems they didn&acirc;t go to the kennel  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What a fun night! Everyone came over including Beau and Scout! Seems they didn’t go to the kennel after all. Mom made it home in time for me to poop outside, I was afraid for a little bit I was gonna have to go in dad’s office like I have done in emergency situations before! When mom got home yesterday we went and played at B & S’s house then came home and they came over! We played til 9pm last night! I think we were all real tired by the time they left. I sure slept well last night! 
 Now I need some help figuring out these female dogs! I really thought Scout had a thing for me but now I am not so sure, seems like every time she comes on to me (licking my face and sticking her butt in my face) my bone ends up missing! I am starting to think it’s all a game to her. Boy do I feel like an idiot! I will have to watch her evil ways.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hump-day</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/75954</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 08:52:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/75954</guid>
		<description>Tonight we are having Ms. Connie and Mr. Mark over for dinner.  Mom said Scout and Beau wouldn&acirc;t b ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Tonight we are having Ms. Connie and Mr. Mark over for dinner.  Mom said Scout and Beau wouldn’t be coming cause they are going to the kennel for a few days, Beau needs to rest his leg and the men are coming to their house to finish their fancy doghouse! His mom doesn’t like it called a doghouse. It is basically a room they are only adding on for Beau and Scout, they can go in and out whenever they want and don’t have to worry about their feet being dirty! Their mom spoils them so much, I wish I had a doghouse like they are getting. 
 Anyway, I have been annoying mom in the morning. I try and hold my poop as long as I can so mom won’t leave for work! She walks outside with me and keeps on encouraging me to “be a good boy”, yeah right I’m not stupid! I poop she leaves. So today I held it and held it and finally she took me inside the house where I figured we’d spend the day together (waiting for me to poop) and what does she do? She leaves anyway! So now you have no idea how bad I have to poop! 4 more hours, 4 more hours, got to hold it 4 more hours. Well I better go take a nap so I won’t think about the potty! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Busy pup!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/75634</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 07:12:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/75634</guid>
		<description>Busy day yesterday! First when mom got home we went to Ms. Carols house to visit, then when we got h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Busy day yesterday! First when mom got home we went to Ms. Carols house to visit, then when we got home Ms. Connie and Scout came over to play! Scout is a little strange with me when Beau is not around (he stayed home cause of his leg) usually she will play and have fun but without him there she seems a little unsure about me. I would never hurt Scout, in fact I consider her my girlfriend !  Hopefully the day will come where even without Beau around she’ll bite my tail and play fight back! Anyway I think today mom and I are going to their house to play. Beau should be feeling better since they have figured out what’s wrong with his leg and are treating him for it. I can’t wait till he is 100% again! 
 I keep looking at my buddy Bonzo’s diary and he hasn’t written in a long time! I sure hope he’s okay. I miss him and Red and all the other friends I made there. I am still waiting for Christmas to arrive so I can go see them! SO Bonzman if you’re reading this put those big old paws on the keyboard and let me know what’s been going on with you! 

Woof later friends, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>waiting for info on my buddy</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/75306</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 12 Sep 2005 08:07:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/75306</guid>
		<description>Well here I am at home pacing back and forth waiting for info on my buddy Beau&acirc;s leg! I have my do ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well here I am at home pacing back and forth waiting for info on my buddy Beau’s leg! I have my doggy paws crossed that the vets can fix his leg without him feeling any pain. I feel so bad for him, how this could happen when all he does is his job (protecting his home)? I guess he is just too good at what he does.  See he has lots of bicycles and strange people pass by his fence during the day and he has to let them know he’s there! 
 I guess Scout will have to temporally take over the job alone. Sure wish I could help. Anyway I need to go watch the windows incase mom comes home and she can tell me how he is. Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>what a weekend!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/75020</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 11 Sep 2005 06:13:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>WOW What a weekend!  I have had soooo much company. Little Jaidyn stayed the night with me last nigh ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WOW What a weekend!  I have had soooo much company. Little Jaidyn stayed the night with me last night and slept in bed with me! She is 5 and unlike dad and me she doesn't snore, she talks alot!  But that was okay I love her and had so much fun with her over the weekend.  I remember she use to be afraid of  me but not anymore!

 Mom and dad are looking into rescuing or adopting a dog from LA! I hope we get one I would love a friend here with me during the day and to know we are helping out someone elses best friend would be great! Mom said they are bring lots of them up here to stay in D.C. and maybe we will go there and get one. I can't wait! 

My buddy Beau came over last night, so did his sister Scout! Beau seems like he feels better, mom thinks it's cause he knows they are going to make his leg better! I sure hope it happens soon, I miss playing ruff with him. 

Well Jaidyn and Matt are calling me to play! gotta go! Woof at ya'll later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hurricane Katrina!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/73647</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 6 Sep 2005 06:33:25 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/73647</guid>
		<description>Mom was real sad last night. She was watching t.v.,  it was showing dogs that were left homeless by  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mom was real sad last night. She was watching t.v.,  it was showing dogs that were left homeless by the hurricane. This then made me sad too.  I sure hope all of the folks here on Dogster do what they can to help these poor doggies out. They said the cats and other animals need help too! I am not real fond of cats but I don’t wish anything bad on them. I cannot imagine my mom having to leave me behind! That has got to be so horrible to these people. I know that I am mom and dad’s best friend, and it would make me so sad if they had to leave me alone. Mom sent money to  http://www.bestfriends.org       Dogster has listed other organizations we can send money to help! If everyone pitches in a little we can be a big help!  Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Blaa Monday</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/71724</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:32:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/71724</guid>
		<description>Well it&acirc;s the first day of school and mom and dad aren&acirc;t home. I sure have my work cut out for m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well it’s the first day of school and mom and dad aren’t home. I sure have my work cut out for me this year; there are tons of little people walking by the house that I have to bark at on their way to school!  I got to go play with Beau and Scout yesterday for a little while. Beau had hurt his leg earlier last week so he didn’t want to play too much, that’s okay I have had aches that kept me from wanting to run around as much. Hopefully Beau will get better soon, his dad is home and I am dying to play some tug-o-war with him! 
 
 Jaidyn and Josh came by to see me on Saturday! I haven't seen Jaidyn all summer, I sure did miss her. She is starting to get taller then me, but still short enough for me to hug! Well need to go watch the windows. Later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WOOF!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/71034</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 26 Aug 2005 07:16:05 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/71034</guid>
		<description>I am so mad! First mom takes me away from the lake and now she is back to leaving me all day!  Dad b ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am so mad! First mom takes me away from the lake and now she is back to leaving me all day!  Dad bought mom a new car yesterday! Mom calls it her "Lab-Cab" he he....Even tho I haven't been in it yet! She said I will go see Beau today if his leg is feeling better. 
 The weather has been great here, mid 80's with a nice breeze. Myrtle was very Hot but I still loved it there.  I hear they are getting a lot of rain right now, poor Red and Bonzo can't go play at the park. Well I guess they could but I can't imagine Red's mom standing out in the rain for long.  Well gonna go stand at the window and Bark at all that moves and watch for mom to come home! Woof later, Stator

P.S. Hi Bonzo, Really wish I was there to play in the mud with you! 
Remember how much fun that was!?  tell Red "hi"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Batman?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/70239</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 08:44:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/70239</guid>
		<description>Well this morning mom waited around for a man she kept calling Batman. She said she saw a Bat fly up ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well this morning mom waited around for a man she kept calling Batman. She said she saw a Bat fly up under the roof, so now this man had to come by and check the attic. I don't know why she just didn't send me up there, I wouldn't be affraid of a bat. After he left (our house has no bats) we went over to Beau and Scouts to play for a little bit, their mom wasn't home so we didn't stay long. Mom said we'll go back later today after she runs her errands. 
 It seems like forever since I saw Red and Bonzo, I sure miss swimming with them. I hope they remember me when I come back at Christmas.
 Well need to go so mom can go do her stuff. Woof soon. Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Back in VA</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/69915</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 06:11:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/69915</guid>
		<description>WOW! What a trip home.... Mom gave me one of those stupid sleepy pills again, but I fought it as bes ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WOW! What a trip home.... Mom gave me one of those stupid sleepy pills again, but I fought it as best I could.  The drive home wasn't so bad tho. We stopped at some friends of mom and dads on the way home and they were having a "Pool" party! Well I have never be in a pool but found out real fast it's much different then the lake! One minute I was walking on solid ground next thing I knew I was under water! Yep I thought I was stepping on blue colored ground and fell right in the pool! Mom was laughing at me (so was everyone) and I reemembered to start my doggy paddle..What fun that was, I was in every chance I had.  Getting out was another issue, I had trouble trying to climb the wall so mom kept pulling me over to the steps.  Talk about one tired dog when we got home.  

  Yesterday mom took me to see Beau and Scout! They remembered us! I was worried they would forget but they didn't.  We didn't play much cause it was pretty warm out and i didn't have a lake to cool off in, so we mostly laid around. It was good to see them.  Then last night Yawny came by and visited for a while.  I haven't seen him in a long time either. It was a cool visit cause he didn't growl at me at all! Usually I irratate him and he snarls at  me but not last night.

 I sure miss my new Buds now. It's been strange not getting up the past two mornings and going to the bark parc to meet Bonzo and Red.  Mom says we will see them at Christmas... Hurry Up Christmas!!!!!

 Well mom wants to go outside and work in the yard so I guess I'll go chase the squirrels that didn't get the message from Beau and Scout! Woof later. Stator

P.S. If you read this Bonz, I miss ya!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>****45****</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/67832</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 12:02:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/67832</guid>
		<description>That's right 45! I have been to the dog park here 45 days straight!
 
 Today was really funny, as  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right 45! I have been to the dog park here 45 days straight!
 
 Today was really funny, as soon as I got threw the gate there was Bonzo the German Shepard and LaCoda Red and Two other female GSD's! Talk about a run for your money! I was playing my butt off. If someone didn't know better they'd thought "look at that poor Lab getting ganged up on by all those GSD's!" I had a blast tho. 
 It's only one more week of beach life for me and we'll be heading home to Va....I'm kinda torn, I will miss my new buddies but am also excited about seeing Beau and Scout. Geez it's been a long time since I saw them! I read Beau's page and saw he had his "real" sister over! How fun, I love to see one of my sisters! At least I think I would, mom says they didn't like to see me get any food. I like food so maybe I wouldn't want to see one or any of them! ANYWAY!  It's still real hot here. The lake water isn't very cool now it just gives a little relief. Mom makes me swim till I get all of the dirt off me from rolling around anyhow. Well got to run for a while. Mom's on her way out. Bark later,Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Guess who's coming to visit?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/64009</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 1 Aug 2005 06:32:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/64009</guid>
		<description>Woof! Grandpa will be here tomorrow!  I am excited about this. It's been a while since I have seen h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Woof! Grandpa will be here tomorrow!  I am excited about this. It's been a while since I have seen him and now he will get to see me go swimming! 
Matthew is coming back too!  I will have lots to do over the next week.
 Mom took me to the park this morning but nobody was there ;-(
 She said everyone must be at work, and maybe she'd take me back tonight.
 All my new doggy friends are gone for a while. Bonzo went on a few day vacation with his family to a lake, Lacoda Red is at the kennel cause his mom's dad is real sick and she had to go out of town, Then there is Molly who is getting spayed! Poor girl, she's a yellow lab also and about 7 months old. So I am not sure when my good friends will be back. Oh well, I can play with anyone and be happy. 
  It didn't feel very hot out today, it must be all the rain we got yesterday.  The lake behind our house is up higher too. Mom and dad think we should check to see if we have flood insurance, Heck I think it would be fun to swim around the inside of the house!  Guess mom and dad aren't the best of swimmers! Well gonna go nap. Woof soon, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HOT! I will tell you what hot is!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/62872</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 17:43:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/62872</guid>
		<description>What a week!..... Today and yesterday it was  over 100 degree!  With what they call &quot;heat index&quot; try ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What a week!..... Today and yesterday it was  over 100 degree!  With what they call "heat index" try 115!   Yeah that's hot!

I see I was diary of the day Monday! Well it's Wednesday and I am just finding this out!   Too much play not enough internet! dang you mom!  Anyway, things here have been great! Ms.Carol from back home came and visited for a few days and I am still going to the park every day! Lucky for me with this heat mom takes  me early morning to the park.    

I have a second new bud that reminds me alot of Beau!  His name is Bonzo and he is a two year old GSD!  As a matter of fact he is exactly 8 days younger then me. Mom says he is a Lab in a German Shepards body. I like him alot cause we play tough and still like each other and swim together!  He is an okay guy!  But it kinda makes me miss Beau more!  3 1/2 more weeks and I'll be home tho. Hopefully Beau  and Scout will remember me! 

Well I have had a long day , need to go watch T.V with dad. Woof later, Stator!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>IT'S HOT BABY!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/61358</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 12:38:44 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/61358</guid>
		<description>Boy is it hot here in Myrtle Beach! 

Mom so far has taken me swimming every day since we got here ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Boy is it hot here in Myrtle Beach! 

Mom so far has taken me swimming every day since we got here (June 29)
I guess I must have lost a few pounds. Mom says she can see my waist now.
I have a cool friend here at the Barc Parc, his name is Lacoda Red. We just call him Red. He is a 9 month old Blood hound and he is the funniest dog to play with! He has no idea how long his legs are and never seems to stop on time! He loves to swim with me and bites my face and ears just like my best bud Beau!  Today mom made me stay at the park for almost 2 hours! I am so pooped! She seems to like it when I am pooped out, not sure why. Anyway , I miss my buds back home and wanted to write a few words before mom turns off the computer. Woof at ya later. And a Big WOOF to Beau and Scout (that's for taking on the squirrels at my house) Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>FROGS???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/58987</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 03:31:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/58987</guid>
		<description>Dad and Matthew left yesterday. Mom said dad will be back this afternoon and Matthew in a few weeks. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dad and Matthew left yesterday. Mom said dad will be back this afternoon and Matthew in a few weeks.  I kinda miss dad last night cause he always comes and plays with me just before bed.  

  Mom went to our nieghbors house for dinner last night.  She let me out when she got back home and here outside the patio was this weird looking thing, I was sure it was trying to get us so I barked and barked and barked some more at it but it just sat there. Then mom told me "no" and ended up taking me for a walk. I sure was pooped when we got back here.  During our walk I saw a lot more of those creatures more call frog, they sure are ugly!  Oh well glad I'm not a frog. 

Well it's breakfast time gotta run. Woof soon, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The art of nail clipping!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/57515</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 7 Jul 2005 09:58:55 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/57515</guid>
		<description>So yesterday mom takes me to the dog park, on the way she stops at this wonderful place that sells d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ So yesterday mom takes me to the dog park, on the way she stops at this wonderful place that sells dog food-toys-bones! It was like doggy heaven!!!
 Well she takes me into the back and I meet this real nice man. He was soooo nice that as soon as he saw me he dropped to his knees to pet me!  BAM! next thing I know that man was cutting my nails! He did it so fast I didn't know what hit me!  He was a true pro!  Mom wants to take him home with us! She says this is the best my nails have ever looked!  I have to admit he was pretty good at it. Not once did he draw blood and it only took him maybe a minute and a half to  do all 20 toes. 

 Then of course mom took me swimming. We went again this morning, I thought it was suppose to rain but it didn't.  Well if ever you are in S.C. and need your nails done look this man up!  Woof at ya soon. S]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I miss you Beau and Scout!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/56497</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 3 Jul 2005 09:34:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/56497</guid>
		<description>Well I am here in Myrtle Beach for the summer. I love it so far. Mom has taken me swimming everyday  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well I am here in Myrtle Beach for the summer. I love it so far. Mom has taken me swimming everyday since we got here.

Now getting here was strange! Mom gave me a piece of bread Wednesday morning and "BOOM" next thing I know we are here! I slept the whole 8 hours here! 

 I miss my friends back home even tho I am having soooo much fun! I sure wish they were here for the summer too!  I forgot how many toys I have here and how fun the dog park is....It's called "Bark Park" and mom doesn't yell to be quiet when we are there!  Outside our yard is a lake and there are tons of geese and ducks. I am not barking at them anymore, except when Matthew throws them people food (bread)....How come they can have it and I can't?
The diet thing seems to be working tho, mom can tell I have lost a few pounds in the past couple of weeks!  Well need to take a nap, mom said we'd go to the park again later today since we got rained out this morning (she got rained out.  I was okay with it, Heck I was wet anyway!) Well, bark later, SRI

P.S. if you're reading this Beau and Scout.....WOOF!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Grandma's coming!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/53442</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 21 Jun 2005 05:47:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/53442</guid>
		<description>Well tomorrow Grandma comes! Then again when Grandma comes, mom and dad leave. I guess it's kind of  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well tomorrow Grandma comes! Then again when Grandma comes, mom and dad leave. I guess it's kind of good and kind of bad. I like Grandma tho and I don't get to see her often enough. Hopefully she will take me on some good long walks. I wish I knew how to give her directions, I could show her how to go to Beau and Scouts house and we could all play!

 I didn't go to the vet the other day. Mom thinks they know what's wrong with me and is trying to take care of it herself!  She said "no more table scraps for me"....What that has to do with anything is beyond me! She said my stools are too loose and it starts up my problems. WHATEVER MOM! If she starves me she'll be sorry! 

 I got a new bed the other day! It's real big! You could put two of me on it! I have only laid on it once but it's real comfy. Don't want her to know I like it too much cause then she might not feel she needs to buy me anything ever again. 

 Beau and Scout have been super fun the past couple of days. I think they know I am leaving for the summer and are trying to make me change my mind! That's up to mom thou and I think she is still planning on taking me along! 

 Well need to go get a nap, mom is going out to the store so hopefully she'll take me out after she comes back. Woof later, SCR]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I get to go to the doctors again!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/52666</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 18 Jun 2005 05:55:37 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/52666</guid>
		<description>It's Saturday! Today I get to go to the doctors again! That means I'll get treats!  My weenie is bot ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It's Saturday! Today I get to go to the doctors again! That means I'll get treats!  My weenie is bothering me again and mom wants it fixed.  She took me to Beau and Scout's this morning to play, I am sure she thinks it will help me be more calm at the vets! Yeah right!  Mom and Dad are off work now for the summer! Next week grandma will come stay with me while they go ride their motorcycles somewhere in PA. 

Then when they get back we are all heading to Myrtle Beach for the summer! That means I get to go swimming everyday! Mom says I might even drop a few pounds, whatever that means.  I sure will miss Beau and Scout tho.
That's like a year in dog time we'll be gone! 

Tommorow we are having a cookout for dad! He deserves it, he's a good dad! 

Well need to get ready for the doctor. Woof later, SCR]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>quiet weekend</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/51477</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 08:17:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/51477</guid>
		<description>A quiet weekend really. Went and played with Beau and Scout early in the morning both Saturday and S ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ A quiet weekend really. Went and played with Beau and Scout early in the morning both Saturday and Sunday, before it got so hot out we couldn’t stand it.  
 Mom accidentally gave me turkey Sunday afternoon! If you haven’t had turkey before DON’T eat it! It gives us dogs terrible diarrhea! Mom felt sorry an hour after she gave it to me (she claims she forgot) and I cut a fart! Peweeee! Anyway I am over the diarrhea and all is good in the world. 

I ran in the sprinkler a lot this weekend too. I love trying to bite the water when it’s shooting out! 

Daddy fixed the wood next to the door where Yawny tried to chew his way out of our house one day! Poor guy wanted to go to the party at his house soooo bad!  They left him in ours so all the people wouldn’t bother him at his house. We were away or I would have told him it was a bad idea.  Anyway it’s all better now.

Okay back to the chase thing. Yesterday I found what makes mom come after me! Not the case for her glasses but the glasses themselves! Yeah she moves then. It wasn’t as fun as I thought it would be tho. She yelled and plucked me on the nose! 

Oh well, I am going to go crash for a few hours till mom comes home and gets me. Woof at ya’ll later, SCR]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My middle name is Chase! HELLO!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/50648</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Jun 2005 08:01:43 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/50648</guid>
		<description>I&acirc;m not so sure I care for this &acirc;summer&acirc; weather! It is Hot, damn Hot! Oops, hope mom doesn&acirc; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I’m not so sure I care for this “summer” weather! It is Hot, damn Hot! Oops, hope mom doesn’t see my bad woof there! 
Anyway it is hard to run and play when it’s 90 degrees outside! Mom said today she would fill my tub with water when she comes home so I can stay cool! That’s why I love her, she always looks out for me! 

 Home life is getting boring lately, I prance in front of dad with his tennis shoe in my mouth and he just waves his hand at me! What happen to the chase? I walk past the bathroom in the morning with mom’s eyeglass case and she just goes back to drying her hair! I guess I am going to have to find better things to carry past them to provoke a chase. I need my exercise! Call me fat then just stand there!

Well I need to go see if I can reach the leftover casserole dish in the sink and get a taste of what was in there. Later on. S]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dog days of Spring?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/50459</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 8 Jun 2005 12:15:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Just a quick note, I am going to get ready for mom to get home cause we are going to Beau and Scouts ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Just a quick note, I am going to get ready for mom to get home cause we are going to Beau and Scouts house and their daddy should be home. I like their dad he drinks beer and plays with us! (I love men who drink beer cause they share sometimes)….I know Beau and Scout are excited about seeing him, he’s been gone away for work for close to 2 months! I would go nuts if my dad left for that long. It’s super hot out again, we will probably all lie around and chew on bones again. We do that a lot when it’s too hot to play ruff out.  Well gotta get a quick nap in. talk later, S]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hot Hot Hot</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/50153</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 7 Jun 2005 06:13:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/50153</guid>
		<description>Well we had some nasty storms last night. I wasn&acirc;t at all scared though; I chewed on my pigs&acirc; ea ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well we had some nasty storms last night. I wasn’t at all scared though; I chewed on my pigs’ ear real hard and kept my mind off the noise outside. It was different then the noise the other night! That was just plain old loud. 
   It was real hot yesterday too, mom took me to Beau and Scouts and it was all we could do to play much. Beau has real thick fur so he gets super heated! Then Ms.Connie put out a fan and helped us catch a breeze, it felt good. Today is supposed to be just as hot. Oh my it’s naptime, gotta run. Woof, S]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sunny Sunday!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/49667</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 5 Jun 2005 07:33:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/49667</guid>
		<description>Looks like a hot one outside. 

Last night was strange. First Jaidyn was sitting on this big pink  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Looks like a hot one outside. 

Last night was strange. First Jaidyn was sitting on this big pink thing driving around the yard! I barked and barked at it cause I really couldn't quite figure it out! I thought at first it was gonna hurt her cause she looked real 'fraid on it.  But then Uncle Will started helping her steer it and I realized she was really having fun on it. They wouldn't let me ride it thou!

Then when it got dark out, daddy put his lighter thingy to this tube and it made an awful BANG! That was it, I went in the house and panted like I'd run a marathon! Dang that really scared me! I refused to go out the rest of the night, not to mention they kept calling me names cause I am suppose to be a "hunting dog".....

Anyway that was my night. This morning mom took me to the dog park, I barked soooo much on the way I was almost to tired to play when we got there. But I managed to find the energy to play for a while. That's all on my end. I am hoping to see Beau and Scout today, mom said they had a trainer come over yesterday and I want to see if she left any goodies in their yard!
Bark later, S]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>PARTY!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/49463</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 4 Jun 2005 08:44:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/49463</guid>
		<description>It's dads birthday! Well 2 days ago it was. We are having friends over for a cookout tonight! I love ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It's dads birthday! Well 2 days ago it was. We are having friends over for a cookout tonight! I love company.
Hopefully they will be messy and drop food on the ground! 
Josh and Jaidyn are coming and I think Jaidyn will be spending the night with us/me. She is almost five but still smaller then me, I have to be careful not to knock her over. She's my bestest friend on 2 legs!
 
Tommorow dad is going to visit grandpa. Mom and I are going to stay home and play with Jaidyn till her daddy comes and gets her. 

All my weenie issues are cleared up. It feels much better now! I'm still getting the pills in peanut butter bread though (keep em coming mom!).
 I went to the park and played with Beau, Scout and other friends this morning so now I need to go nap so I'll be up for tonight! Woof at ya'll later, S]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Extra Peanut Butter!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/48370</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 31 May 2005 07:04:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/48370</guid>
		<description>Well I don&acirc;t have to go to the doctors this week. Friday when mom got home from work she noticed m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well I don’t have to go to the doctors this week. Friday when mom got home from work she noticed my weenie was bleeding. She really freaked out. I don’t know why it didn’t hurt much and I did it to myself! How you ask? Well I have had this slight infection in my weenie for a while now that mom wasn’t aware of. So every now and then I would lick at it and sometimes even bite there until it was raw. So needless to say mom ran me straight to the vets and had the Doctor look at me. She gave me some big pills and told mom to squirt this cool wet stuff on it a few times a day. Well my “little friend” is much better and twice a day I get peanut butter bread with 2 pills that mom thinks she is sneaking me. Anyway the doctor looked at my lump and told mom not to worry it was fat! Okay I know I am a few pounds over weight but saying I have fat wasn’t very nice. All has been forgiven thou cause she then handed me a cookie! 
 Well need to nap now, had a long day playing yesterday and helping in the yard. Woof more later, S]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>GETTING EVEN!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/47875</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 29 May 2005 05:29:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/47875</guid>
		<description>It finally happened!

The kid forgot to pick up his stuff and left the frizzy clown wig that he lo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It finally happened!

The kid forgot to pick up his stuff and left the frizzy clown wig that he loves to put on and chase me with on the floor! Well it's history now! I tore it up so much he could never get it on his head again......Ha! Stupid boy!

Well this weekend is Rolling Thunder. Mom isn't feeling to well so she decided to stay home with me instead of riding. She has verdigo and can't ride her own bike, and she says No Way is she getting on the back of daddy's. I would love to go on daddy's bike! How fun that would be? I love the motorcycles!

Anyway, since mom is home that means she'll take me to Ms.Connies house later on today! Beats being locked in the house all day.

Got to run! Woof at ya later, S]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SUNSHINE!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/47266</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 26 May 2005 05:50:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/47266</guid>
		<description>Yippee! Finally a break from the rain! 
It&acirc;s been raining since we got home Monday and I haven&acirc; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yippee! Finally a break from the rain! 
It’s been raining since we got home Monday and I haven’t been able to go play with Beau and Scout.

Dad is staying home today; he has doctor appointments to go to. Mom said she is calling my doctor too. 
I have a lump on my side she wants looked at. She worries too much! It doesn’t hurt me so I am pretty sure it’s just extra fat.
But mom says better safe then sorry. I don’t mind the doctors though, they give me cookies and I’d let them do anything 
for a cookie!

So today when mom comes home I get to go play at Ms. Connie’s house. I can’t wait I have been stuck inside too much this week! 
I need to run and play fight with Beau! I hope I can find one of those pig hooves lying around their yard. Oh well dad needs to use the computer so I have to go. Woof at ya later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Home from the Beach...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/46848</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 24 May 2005 08:48:58 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/46848</guid>
		<description>Well I am home from the beach. I didn&acirc;t get home till after 7pm last night so I wasn&acirc;t able to g ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well I am home from the beach. I didn’t get home till after 7pm last night so I wasn’t able to go visit Beau and Scout. 
Grandma was there when we got home though and she had her doggy with her. His name is Chip. He is a little guy he must weigh all of 8 pounds!
They spent the night with us and are here today. I was too tired from the drive last night to really check him out. I will have fun today with him. 
He is a little afraid and keeps growling at me, hopefully he will get use to my size today.

Anyway, my trip was great! I went swimming a lot and had lots of people around playing with me all the time.
Every morning a bunch of geese would show up at the fence of our house and beg for mom and dad to bring them bread. 
They were very annoying, as I wanted so bad to go and chase them!
They had babies though and mom said there was no way she was letting me go after them. 
Mom can be such a bore. There are a lot of other dogs on our street but I only had time to meet a couple.

Yesterday was sad leaving, but mom assures me we will be going back in a month and spending the whole summer there! 
I can’t wait! Well need to go bug grandma and her Chip! Later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'm at the BEACH!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/46324</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 21 May 2005 15:40:41 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/46324</guid>
		<description>Everyone is out riding their motorcycles so I turned on the laptop and here I am....

I am having  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Everyone is out riding their motorcycles so I turned on the laptop and here I am....

I am having a blast here! Mom and Dad must be too cause they called their jobs and told them we were staying till Monday! 

 Today was a little cold out so I didn't go swimming, only cause mom was being a wimp and did want to sit out in the cold. She told me tomorrow it will be 80 degrees and she'd make it up to me!!! I can't wait.

We had to call Beau and Scout's mom and tell them cause I am suppose to be there playing as I type. I sure miss them, but I will see them Monday afternoon.

Guess what else mom did today??? She let me outside without a leash!!, I stayed near her the whole time too! She was happy to see she could trust me not to run off! WHY? Why would I run off when I have it so good with her? Duh, moms can be so silly! Well got to go, talk to ya later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'm so excited!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/44788</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 13 May 2005 07:54:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/44788</guid>
		<description>I'm so excited! Tomorrow we leave for the beach! Swimming here I come!
I guess we have to do that l ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I'm so excited! Tomorrow we leave for the beach! Swimming here I come!
I guess we have to do that long ride in the van first but it will be worth it. I get confused and pace for the first half hour or more thinking we are going to the dog park, and then it hits me! Yeah, we are going to the far away dog park! The one with the lake! I will then pretty much just relax and sleep the whole way, so when I get there I have plenty of energy.

   I will miss Beau and Scout next week. They have become like my brother and sister. Mom promised that when we get back they will drop me off at Ms.Connies to play before we even go to the house, I am glad she knows how important it is to me to see them first thing! 

  This morning I was peeking in the big box mom has been putting stuff in to take with us and I found the coolest toy! It was this bright colored thingy that looks like it will float, I tried to play with it some this morning but mom took it away from me and told me it was a toy to keep at the other house. (Sometimes she can be so mean!) I can’t wait to try it out. 

 Well, I probably won’t be able to sneak on the computer while I am gone, so till I get back; hang tough and eat lots of bones! See ya friends, Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Every dog has his bone!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/44386</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 11 May 2005 05:58:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/44386</guid>
		<description>Well back to hump-day again! What a busy week it&acirc;s been. I have been running around playing here a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well back to hump-day again! What a busy week it’s been. I have been running around playing here and there with everyone! I love having so many friends, and playing after mom gets home from work. Today mom said she is going to drop me off at Beau and Scouts house and leave me there while she goes over to U-Bob’s and takes care of Tucker. I’m not sure why she isn’t taking me this time but that’s okay 
 I love being at Ms.Connie’s.  When she comes home from work, she is always so happy to see her pups and me!  You know what I get to do at her house that mommy doesn’t allow? She has Pig hoofs! I love Pig hoofs! So when I am over I run real fast around the yard sniffing till I find one. Mom says they stink and at home I always take them inside, so mom won’t let me have them at home. I guess its cause I want to drop it in her lap and chew on it next to her. 
  Only 3 more days till we leave for the beach! I can hardly stand waiting! Waiting makes me wanna bark! Like when mom comes home from work and the first thing she does is go in the bathroom, Hello mom! I am ready to go play you know! So to get her attention I just bark! Woof, Woof, Woof! 
 Well I have to go make sure mom’s bed stays put. Bark at ya later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>5 more days!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/43973</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 9 May 2005 09:58:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/43973</guid>
		<description>It&acirc;s been almost a week since I wrote in my diary!  I have been going over to Beau and Scouts a lo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It’s been almost a week since I wrote in my diary!  I have been going over to Beau and Scouts a lot in the last week and we all went to the dog park on Sunday morning. It was great, mom took me early before it got too hot out and there were only a handful of friends there.
 Today mom says we are doing something different after she comes home from work. My other buddy “Tucker” is staying over at Uncle Bob’s house and we are going there after work to play with him, cause uncle Bob is out of town.  I love going to U Bob’s house he has the biggest yard I have ever been in! So today Beau and Scout are going to meet me there and we will try and get Tucker to play some tug-o-war! How fun will that be! Well I have work to do here, the kids from the elementary school should be passing the house soon and I need to let them know I am here! Woof at ya later, Stator

Oh yeah! Only 5 more days till we go to the beach!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Humpday?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/43027</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 4 May 2005 08:57:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/43027</guid>
		<description>I finally got to go play with Beau and Scout yesterday and I think I am going over there today also! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I finally got to go play with Beau and Scout yesterday and I think I am going over there today also!  Scout seems the same as before to me but mom said she can’t have puppies now. Oh well, puppies would have been fun but I guess it wouldn’t give her time to play with Beau and I if she had them to take care of..

Anyway it was nice to be able to play after not seeing them for almost a week. 

My 2-legged brother Matt was over last night to spend the night and Josh came over for dinner. I love Josh; he’s my favorite now! ….

Really not much to report on. Just wanted to let ya’ll know Scout is fine.
 Woof at ya later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Woof....</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/42549</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 2 May 2005 07:54:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/42549</guid>
		<description>I had a great weekend. Grandpa came over Thursday and stayed till Sunday. I love when he comes over; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I had a great weekend. Grandpa came over Thursday and stayed till Sunday. I love when he comes over; he shares his breakfast with me and lets me lick his cereal bowl!  Then Josh and Jaidyn came over for dinner on Saturday (Jaidyn is my bestest 4 legged friend, she is only a little taller then me so I can lick her face without jumping up and getting yelled at). 

I wasn’t able to play with Beau and Scout this weekend cause she was “fixed” last Thursday. I didn’t realize she had gotten broken but glad she is getting better. Mom says we can probably go see them on Tuesday.  Mom and I did go to the Dog park on Sunday morning though and I got to see all my buddies. I had to wear my new collar while I was there and it only went off three times, once for barking and twice cause I tried to get a ride on another dogs back (mom calls it humping). The monitor lady told mom I behaved much better then I ever have! Anyway I had a great weekend. 

Well two more weeks till we go to the beach house!  I can’t wait, mom said I need to lose a few pounds so hopefully I can do it with exercise rather than less food.  We got some real cool toys for the lake (they float).  

 Need to get a nap, Bark at ya later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My new collar???</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/41235</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 26 Apr 2005 08:25:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/41235</guid>
		<description>What is up with this thing? Mom got me a new collar, she has been waiting for it to be delivered. We ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What is up with this thing? Mom got me a new collar, she has been waiting for it to be delivered. Well it came yesterday, I think there is something fishy about it! Everytime I misbehave this swooshing noise happens and all of a sudden it smells pretty around me! I hate smelling pretty! Yuck!!! I'm not so sure now that this new collar was such a good idea! 
 This morning mom didn't put it on me though, she said I would only wear it when she is around.. Thank Goodness for that! 
 I might be going to the park today, I sure hope so. Just wanted to warn you 4 legged friends of mine about these new collars. Bark later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Monday Bla's</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/41003</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 25 Apr 2005 09:35:55 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/41003</guid>
		<description>It's that day were mom and dad leave everyday in the morning and come back in the late afternoon for ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It's that day were mom and dad leave everyday in the morning and come back in the late afternoon for 5 days! I hate it when they do that, I sure wish they would stay here with me. Mom said my "new collar" is coming today!
Then on Wednesday Grandpa is coming for four days! I love when he is here it makes it not so bad when mom and dad leave each day. 
 It suddenly got chilly outside. I like it when it's cool outside I can play longer and don't get over heated.  It's not going above 70* anytime soon so I should get plenty of exercise this week. 
 3 more weeks till we go to Myrtle Beach for Bikeweek! I can't wait. We stay at our other house and mom takes me to the "DP" which stands for Dog park. (her and dad think they are being sneaking when they say that like I don't know!)  I love swimming, it never gets too hot there cause I just jump in the water and *splash* I am cooled off!  Well need to rest up for the mailman! bark at ya later, STator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The heat is on!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/40142</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 06:34:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/40142</guid>
		<description>Wow, has it ever been hot out! 
  Hopefully it will cool down today. Momm doesn't like to take me t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wow, has it ever been hot out! 
  Hopefully it will cool down today. Momm doesn't like to take me to the dog park when it's too hot out.  Last Saturday we went and while I was standing around a mid-size pooch ran into me (by accident) and caused me to bite my tongue! It bled real bad for a while and scared mom, she thought I had lost some teeth on worse! Anyway I was okay. Then on Sunday a dog bullied my friend Beau and they ended up in a big scary fight. My mom was on the ground trying to pull this other dog away from Beau....That also ended okay, the other dog was bleeding but I don't think it was anything serious. 

Yesterday my mom was telling me what a good boy I have turned out to be, that the only issue she has is with my barking.  I know it's not as deep as some would expect it to be, but all in all I think it's a pretty good bark. Anyway she said she ordered me a "Citronella bark collar"! I guess this will give me an even better bark! I am a little confused as just two weeks ago for my birthday mom and dad let me have Evo's collar, (Evo is my big brother that past away last year) it's a real cool collar and I like that it was his. Mom says I still get to keep it tho. I guess I am really cool now that I will have two collars!...Woof, look at the time!  I need to go get my late morning nap so I can watch for the mailman later.  Talk later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It's Friday!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/38713</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 15 Apr 2005 09:35:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I love the weekends! 

I have been over to see my friends Beau and Scout everyday this week! They  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I love the weekends! 

I have been over to see my friends Beau and Scout everyday this week! They are so much fun. Scout kills me tho, If Beau and I start play-fighting she will run up and grab on to my tail with her mouth! It hurts sometimes but it's so funny when she does it I forget it's MY tail! 

I got a really cool tugging toy for my birthday and took it over to their house, I figure since I need someone to tug with it makes more sense to keep it there.
 I also got my favorite treats. Not 1, but 3 bags of "fruit loops". (That's what mom calls them cause they look like super big fruit loops!) I love them. It seems l;ike everytime mom goes to order them they are sold out. 
 Keeping it short today, I need to rest up never know if mom's gonna take me to play when she gets home....Woof, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Busy busy busy!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/38023</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 12:00:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well my birthday was great! A few of moms (and my) friends came over and they even brought me gifts! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well my birthday was great! A few of moms (and my) friends came over and they even brought me gifts! I got 3 big rawhides, 2 chew bones that make my breath smell better to the 2 leggers and a squeaky tree limb! Mom says my gifts from her should be delivered today! I can hardly wait. 
 
 Yesterday was a busy day. Mom took me to the park for 2 hours and wore me out, then I found it was part of her plan to make me tired so I would behave at the vet! Well little did she know that by the time we'd get there I would be on my second wind! I still am not sure if I like those people or not. They call me all these cute names and kiss me then next thing you know they are grabbing my butt and squeezing my anal glands! What is that all about!!!
 Anyway, I guess it's worth it cause they always give me a couple treats! 
 Okay we get home from the vets and guess what? We have company at the house. Dads friend Will came by, and a little later my 2 legged brother Josh came over! Mom also took me over to Beau and Scouts for a couple hours! 
 Talk about some heavy duty snoring last night! 

 Anyway, I will let you know what mom got me tomorrow! Woof later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Happy Birthday To ME !!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/36928</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 7 Apr 2005 06:46:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yippee! It's my big day! I can't stay on here long as I need to rest up so I'll be able to play and  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yippee! It's my big day! I can't stay on here long as I need to rest up so I'll be able to play and enjoy my Birthday tonight! 
  Happy, Happy Me! I'm 2!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Tomorrow is my birthday!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/36707</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 6 Apr 2005 08:22:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well tomorrow is my birthday and mom is inviting some of my favorite 2 legged friends over for pizza ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well tomorrow is my birthday and mom is inviting some of my favorite 2 legged friends over for pizza and beer! She might allow a couple 4 legged friends if it doesn't rain! 
 I love when people come over to see us! I will be turning 2 years old.  Mom says one more year and I won't be such a "puppy" anymore.  I guess that's a good thing.
 It's real warm out today, hopefully we will go to the park today. 
I have been going over to Beau and Scout's yard alot this week and it's been sooooo much fun.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sunshine at last!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/34935</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:57:39 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>WOW!  It is looking real nice outside! I can't wait for mom to get home and see if we are going to p ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WOW!  It is looking real nice outside! I can't wait for mom to get home and see if we are going to play with friends today at the park. 
 I forgot to mention I finally met Beau's new sister "Scout" last week. She seems okay, a little short and runs under tables alot but all in all she's not to bad.  It was pretty cool the first time I met her, Beau totally ignored her and only played with me.  I guess I am not losing my best bud after all.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'm back!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/34628</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 10:24:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well I just got back from &quot;spring break&quot;, we went to our other home in Myrtle Beach! I got to go swi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well I just got back from "spring break", we went to our other home in Myrtle Beach! I got to go swimming everyday and met alot of new 4 legged friends!
 Mom and Dad had a fence put around the yard since I was last there, thats cool now I don't have to be on a lead everytime I go outside. The weather was pretty good there. Today here it is raining really hard :-(    Guess I won't be going to the park when mom gets home from work. Oh well. 
 Have a great day and pitch me a bone please! Thanks, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yippee! 2 more days!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/32019</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 09:16:16 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I can't wait ! Saturday we leave to go to the beach house! This means one thing to me,   Swimming !! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I can't wait ! Saturday we leave to go to the beach house! This means one thing to me,   Swimming !!
 I love to swim, it also means I will probably lose (and I need to) a few pounds!  Wow! This is great! I am so excited I think I will go eat the pillow on the couch! bark at you later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Again!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/31478</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Mar 2005 06:23:13 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Once again I have company at home while mom and dad are at work.  It's my grandma! 
 Yesterday she  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Once again I have company at home while mom and dad are at work.  It's my grandma! 
 Yesterday she went with us to the dog park to see me run and play! She's fun, she played some chase and tugged with me last night. I hope she will play with me some today while she is here.  
  Well mommy went and met Beau's new sister Friday. Mom said she is real cute! I am not allowed to meet her yet as mom is worried I will play to ruff with her.  I guess I will have to wait a week or so and let her adjust to her new family.  Lucky Beau! Well need to go get in grandmas way! Woof at ya later, Stator!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>So Jealous</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/29725</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 6 Mar 2005 09:15:26 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>well I just found out my best friend Beau is getting an addition to his house. It's a girl dog named ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ well I just found out my best friend Beau is getting an addition to his house. It's a girl dog named "Scout", I sure hope he still plays with me when she moves in. I don't know if she will like me either. She is young (4 months) so hopefully she will get use to my sometimes over bearing personality! Grandpa is going home today, this makes me sad cause I'll have nobody home during the day and granpa always shares with me... Mom is taking me to the dog park to play shortly so I am sure I will get happy soon. Talk soon, Stator
P.S. how bout a bone before you leave?]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Visitors</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/29280</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 4 Mar 2005 06:05:02 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I love when we have company over.  Grandpa has been visiting since Tuesday and it's nice having him  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I love when we have company over.  Grandpa has been visiting since Tuesday and it's nice having him there during the day when mom and dad are at work. He always shares his breakfast and lunch with me. 
 Last night Beau(my best 4 legged friend) came over and his mom and dad stayed for dinner which meant we got to play for much longer then we usually do.  Mom fixed us both up with bones stuffed with peanut butter. The snow is really melting now, hopefully we will get more soon.(nobody else seems to want it but me) I love the snow almost as much as swimming! I love to run around and get hot then plop down on my belly and roll around in it! Mom doesn't understand how I can stand it. Well need to go guard Grandpa. Talk to ya'll later, Stator]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>busted!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/27162</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 06:35:48 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well mom came home yesterday! I was so happy to see her I jumped up to give her kisses and her eyes  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well mom came home yesterday! I was so happy to see her I jumped up to give her kisses and her eyes got real big, seems she could smell the beer daddy had let me take some sips of! She wasn't too mad thou, she was more happy to see dad and me.  I had a good time with dad over the weekend. He played lot with me and told mom how good I was for him.  I am hopeful that we will go to the park today, it's kinda cold out so I don't know.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It's been 1 year today  :-(</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/117023/diary/Fastest_tongue_in_the_east/25962</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 16 Feb 2005 07:45:53 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Stator aka Fatboy (CPE-V) ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It was a year ago today my best buddy &quot;Evo&quot; left us.  They say he's at Rainbow's bridge waiting for  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It was a year ago today my best buddy "Evo" left us.  They say he's at Rainbow's bridge waiting for us.  I am not sure when I 'll go there but when I do I will be so happy to see my bud! I really miss him. 

 Something is up! I know this cause mom has been collecting stuff on the diningroom table and saying she is "taking it with her".  I think it's going to be a boys weekend! I can't wait to spend quality time with dad, he is sooo funny to play with.  The only thing bugging me is I think she is going to the fun house with the lake and not taking me along. Oh I would love to go swimming again. Mom told me I get to go during spring-break which is at the end of March! I can't wait! Bark Park is the coolest place in the world! I'm not crazy about the drive though. Mom has been taking me to the dog park here almost everyday but it's not even close to as big.  I do like my friends here and wish I could take them to Bark park with me. Well I need to go stare out the window incase a squirrel tries to break in. Later, Stator
  P.S. while you're here could ya toss me a bone? Please?]]></content:encoded>
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