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<title>I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!</title>
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<description>Dogster diary for the dog Ebony Ursula </description>
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<copyright>Copyright 2013 by Ebony Ursula  &amp; Dogster</copyright>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:11:09 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Guess what I's gots!!!</title>
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				<pubdate>Mon, 7 Jan 2013 12:01:53 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My Paw-paw brunged me a special surprise yesserday! He showed up wif a bag &amp; said, &quot;I brought someth ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My Paw-paw brunged me a special surprise yesserday! He showed up wif a bag & said, "I brought something for Ursula (he calls by me middle name) & the Long One (that Ceel, BOL!)" I almos hyper-ventilated from the 'escitement! He pulled out a giant meaty bone!!!! He told Mommy it was wild oink-beast. These beasts roam wild on da ranch & Paw-paw caught one & roasted it & saved Ceel & me da leg!!!! Mommy promised to break it in half & 'llow us to gnaw on it tonight! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....I's can hardly waits! Oh...and don't ask if you's can comes over cause da answer are NOOOOO!!!!! Sorry pals but ya'lls knows I's sharing impaired and sharing are bad for me health!

P.S.- In unnder news...Skeeter (also known as Pesky Squito when he swats me wagger) are gettin' neutered tomarrow. He don't knows it, but he ares!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>BAD COMPANY</title>
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				<pubdate>Wed, 26 Dec 2012 10:59:01 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well dern!!! Pups, Ceel &amp; me has family stayin' wif us and I's for one thinks it are times for thems ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well dern!!! Pups, Ceel & me has family stayin' wif us and I's for one thinks it are times for thems to goes home! You see, yesserday, Mommy went to eat 'Kissmas dinner at my Auntie Letty's house. Instead of bringin' me back a doggie bag like I's 'spectin', she brought back Ceel's 2 'brudders! Dern it, dern it...sure 'nuffs, soons they 'inners da house theys heads straight for me treat vault! I's had to stand gaurd & show em' me teeth several times as a warning! Mommy made me share some treats wif em' and I's almos' died...I's tell you I's ALMOS' DIED!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It are 'ficial now...</title>
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				<pubdate>Wed, 5 Dec 2012 17:34:25 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>...Nuisance are now a  'pawmnent resident of our pack. Ceel, me &amp; our purr pack had given her amnest ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ...Nuisance are now a  'pawmnent resident of our pack. Ceel, me & our purr pack had given her amnesty after the dogs in her utter home killed her utter kitten. You see, Nuisance gave birth to Skeeter & unudder kitten but her humans didn't provide a safe place for her and her babies. Nuisy kept climbing the fence into our yard. Ceel, guarded the fence and 'deported her back to her yard several times. One day, Mommy heard Nuisy meowing. She found sittin' in da middle of our patio jus meowing. Nuisance had once again smuggled her kit & herself into our yard. Mommy felt sorry for her cause it seem like Nuisance was begging for help. She 'cited not to call da neighbors anymore cause they obviously didn't seem to care 'bout they's cat. She got a box, put a pillow in it and an old soft blankie and headed toward a safe spot by our garage. Anywho, Nuisy loved her box! (I's don't think she ever had any kind of bed befores.) She been living heres full time now and hasn't goned back to her previous home. 

Anywho, after careful considerations, we's 'cited that Nuisance can stay. In fact, last Saturday she became 'ficial cause Mommy tooked her to get spayed. Yeppers, Mommy will not keep a pup or purr unless it are fixed! Skeeter, 'da mosquiter' (BOL! Thanks for that one Jack!), are next!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Mornin'</title>
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				<pubdate>Sat, 20 Oct 2012 12:49:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>What a mornin' I's had pups! I's gonna tell ya 'bout it in true Zoe style.
'Firs, Mommy yelled in m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What a mornin' I's had pups! I's gonna tell ya 'bout it in true Zoe style.
'Firs, Mommy yelled in me face & tol me to woked up! Den she throwed me in da car and droved me to the vet's. Dere, she dragged me outta da car & shoved me into the vet's office. Da vet tech janked the stitchys outta me eyes! After dat, Mommy throwed me back inna car droved me to a mobile clinic for me annual stabbings. Mommy had me in a headlock as she 'llowed unner tech to stab me with a Texas-size rod in both me tushy cheeks!

I's tells you, Ebony Ursula are one tough doggie-biscuit, cause somehow I's managed to survive my ordeals!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Seened it With Me Own Beady Eyes!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/801236</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 13 Oct 2012 21:01:35 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yeppers, Ceel has taken a liking to Neighbor Kitty's baby! She are obsessed with it pups! I seened i ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yeppers, Ceel has taken a liking to Neighbor Kitty's baby! She are obsessed with it pups! I seened it with me own beady-eyes! Mommy brought baby kit inside for a little while & Ceel started licking & licking it till baby kit was sloppy wet. Then she gots baby kit to follow her to her bed and even let it climb into the bed with her! Then Ceel had a hissy-fit when Nuisance (that are what Ceel calls baby kit's Mama cat) came for her kit. Ceel told Nuisance that baby kit was HER 'puppy-cat' and she couldn'ts has it back! Mommy finally forced Ceel return baby kit to Nuisance! Can you's pups believe this?!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Goed 'Unner da knife...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/800578</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 8 Oct 2012 16:17:55 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>...And I's survived pups. I's had 3 'grofs (growths) removed from around me beady eyes. I's also had ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ...And I's survived pups. I's had 3 'grofs (growths) removed from around me beady eyes. I's also had a dental & they's 'stole 2 of my 'toofers! If they's thinks it are gonna keep me from eatin' me favorite foods, they's sorely mistaken! I's will 'gum' my meatz if I's has to, but I's will has me meatz! I's homes resting now. My vet techs told Mommy I was a 'pawfect patient so she promised to make me a special dinners tonight!

Mommy says we's inching closer & closer to the poor-house! Me surgery set her back $750!!! She said she gonna go stock up on Ramen noodles for a while! BOL! MMMMM....I's sures hopes she shares some wif me! I loves Ramen noodles!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I's going for surgery on Monday</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/800278</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 6 Oct 2012 10:48:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I's jus' gots back from seeing my dogtor pups. Mommy tooked me to see Rinky's vet, Dr. Patin. You se ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's jus' gots back from seeing my dogtor pups. Mommy tooked me to see Rinky's vet, Dr. Patin. You see, I's gots dis 'grof (Ebby means 'growth) on the corner of me beady eye. It popped up suddenly & it makes me eye 'ish. I's is constantly 'scrashing at it. 
Anywho, Dr. Patin told Mommy it was a possible tumor and the best thing to do would be to remove it so Mommy gonna takes me back Monday morning so theys can cuts it off. I's better gets a special treat for me inconvenience!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pantycake &amp; Egg Brefest</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/799112</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 29 Sep 2012 12:00:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy made Ceel and me a very special 'brefest! She made 'eash of us a stack of 'pantycakes' (3 quar ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy made Ceel and me a very special 'brefest! She made 'eash of us a stack of 'pantycakes' (3 quarter size pantycakes eash) no 'sir-ps. That are okay cause even with no 'sir-ps theys was DELISH! We's also gots 'scambled eggs!MMMMMMMM....it sures was good!!!! Now don't ask if you's can come overs for some cause theres nones left! Ceel & me licked our coaster plates clean! Just thoughts you pups would like to hear 'bout it!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>All Betters...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/797421</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 17 Sep 2012 16:02:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Howdy pups! It are me, Ebony Ursula! I's no longers wearing that awful blue cone on me neck! I's 'ci ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Howdy pups! It are me, Ebony Ursula! I's no longers wearing that awful blue cone on me neck! I's 'cited to stop licking me paw so Mommy said I's doesn't has to wear it. You see, I broked me dew claw & Mommy tooked me to the vet and they's told her they's had to perform a fractured nail removal & it costed her $70! Only took 20 minutes! Again, Mommy said us furs is driving her to the Poor House! Mommy said for me not worry me pretty little beady-eyed head 'bout it! She said she'd gladly shell out 'unudder $70 if it means me not being in pains. And because I was sush a good patient, Mommy bought Ceel & me a bag of treats! Yippee! She also boughts stuff for the kitties and a bag diapers for Ceel.

CEELEY: "THEY'S NOT DIAPERS!!! They's 'mergency' wee-wee pads! I's not a puppy! I's doesn't use DIAPERS!" Ceeley barks angily.
EBBY: "Now, now Ceel, comes down. You's can't helps it if you's not 100% house-broke like I'S is." Ebby barks gloatingly.
CEELEY: Barks in Ebby's face. "THEY'S NOT DIAPERS!!! THEY'S 'MERGENCY WEE-WEE PADS!!!!!

Ebby backs down. "Okay, calms down. Don't gets you's doxie body in a wad."
Anywho, I's jus' wanna let you pups knows me paw is betters.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ebby's New Job</title>
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				<pubdate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 18:20:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I gots me a job pups! And I's gots it all by me-self! I's works for my cat siblings. They my 'ployer ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I gots me a job pups! And I's gots it all by me-self! I's works for my cat siblings. They my 'ployers. I's they's dishwasher & theys pays me in tips. Theys tips me by leaving some of they's kibble or canned food in they's bowls!

CEELEY: "Shameful! Just shameful I's tell you! Ebbers doesn't you has no shame?! Working for them snooty purrs! Where's you's canine pride?!"
Ebby: "Ceel it are honest works! AND my tips is DELICIOUS! You's jus miffed cause they's wouldn't hire you cause you's rude to them!"
CEELEY: "Whatevers!" Ceeley prances off in a foul mood.

That's right pups, they's won't let Ceel works for them cause she barks in they's face alla times. I's on the other paw sits patiently at a proper distance and wait till they's dones eatin'. When they sets aside, I knows they's done. When they beguns washing they's faces with they's paws, that are me cue to move in and beguns 'washing' they's bowls & collect me tips. Some kitties is stingy and doesn'ts tips 'mush like the two blondes, Sunshine & Sweet-Pea, but I's still cleans they's bowls. Mos' of the times howevers, they's leaves me a kibble tip or Friskies tip. The very bes' tipper is Diamond! She are the mos' generous of alla kitties! She makes Mommy mad cause she'll lick  all the gravy & leave mos' of the rest for me as tip!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>To Make Matters Worse....</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/794760</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 26 Aug 2012 19:49:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>...we's jus realized today are da 1 year anniversary of when my cat-brother Furby went missing. Furb ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ...we's jus realized today are da 1 year anniversary of when my cat-brother Furby went missing. Furby was last seen a year ago today. He was 12 years old. He was with Mommy even before she had any of us dogs. Mommy misses him lots. Now she's even more sad. :(]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Update</title>
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				<pubdate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 22:45:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>What a day! WHAT. A. DAY!!! Poor Mommy pups! She ended up going to bed 'round 3am &amp; wokes up at 7:o2 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What a day! WHAT. A. DAY!!! Poor Mommy pups! She ended up going to bed 'round 3am & wokes up at 7:o2am! She makes her coffee & takes us out to go potty, then feeds alla kitties & us. Then she starts makin' more calls and then gets her stuffs 'togedders and says 'Come girls, get in the car. We're going to the bank." She called our 'nes door neighbor, who by the way was also robbed (prolly by the same creepers)! Neighbors has a lock on theys gate so creepers unscrewed the hinges and got into the yard! They stole a generator off Neighbors truck! Neighbors wife said she noticed a car & truck very early that morning driving slowly between our two homes. She said it was suspicious enough for her to take notice but not enough for her to mention anything about it to her husband who was showering at the time. She asked Mommy what time she left for work and Mommy said 6:20am. Neighbor wife said, "Oh my God! I saw those vehicles around 6:45 or 7am!" Neighbors said they left for work a little after 7. Their truck was parked in their carport which is on the opposite side of their garage. They took their car to work (its in the garage) so they didn't notice if the generator was on the truck or not. Neighbor said he returned to his house at 11am in his big dump truck (they owns a landscaping supply business). He parked the truck 'tween our homes & left it running while he went to unlock his gate and thats when he noticed he'd been robbed.

Anywho, back to what I's barkin' bout: Mommy called Neighbor to let him know she'd be gone for a short while and if he could keep an eye out on our place. At the bank Mommy closed all the 'counts that was stolen & opened new ones. Then she drove to 'nudder bank & did the same thing there. She are still not dones! Monday she's gotta call 'bout her 'passyport & social 'scurity card and so on and so on! It are a mess and Mommy is on edge cause she's frightened about 'dentity 'thef. She's read & heard horror stories 'bout it. 
Mommy are surprised creepers didn't steal her pitcher box. They 'ashley took it outta the drawer it was in. Then they found the cardboard box it came in when Mommy bought it (box was unner da bed), put the camera in the box then left the box sitting on the floor in the middle of the room! It are like they got spooked, ran out & forgot the camera. Oh, creepers also ripped the cover off one of our doggy beds that was in the bedroom! What kinda low-life rips a doggy's bed! Mommy thinks it are cuz theys though she might hide moneys there.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WE WAS ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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				<pubdate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 00:11:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>When Mommy arrived home this evening, she was in for a shock pups!!! She opened the front door and o ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ When Mommy arrived home this evening, she was in for a shock pups!!! She opened the front door and only Ceel was there to greets her. That's odd she thought cause Ceel & me ALWAYS greets Mommy at the door togethers. Usually I gets to the door first but we's always there to greets her. Well, when she don't see me she thought how odd and she called me name...no answer...called me again...no answer. Mommy gots worried. Her bedroom door was open...(she'd left it closed). Outta the corner of her eye, saw a small dresser drawer on the floor in her bedroom and she panicked cause she thought somehow it musta fallen & maybe it fell on me! She rushed into the bedroom & saw alla drawers had been pulled open, the bed had been undone & the mattress had bee moved. Still no sign of me. Mommy realized we been robbed! She walked in the living room & noticed the tv was gone."WHERE'S MY EBBY!!!!" was here biggest concern. Finally she hears the scratches at the door of the spare bedroom. The evil humans who robbed us locked me in the spare room with my cat sister Diamond!!! Ceel was left alla lones in the living room! Mommy knows we's musta tried our best to defend our home. She knows how we's is and said she can just imagine how we musta barked & maybe even tried to nip some ankles. But we's little and no match for those thieving creeps (or creep)! Mommy said they better not have kicked 'round. (We'll never tell...we don't wanna upset Mommy more.) The creeps broke in through the back door. They musta been a rush cause all they took was the tv which Mommy is not very upset over but what has her very worried is that they took her Brinks box that contained all her 'portant documents. (Passport, social security card, credit cards, some bank papers...everything that matters!) Mommy called the police & they came & dusted or fingerprints but found none. She's cancelled her cards & reported the robbery to Equifax for identity theft. Since her bank was closed she gotta wait till tomarrow to call them and wait till Monday to call 'bout her SS card & passport & other stuffs! Mommy's so upset pups! Ceel & me seened who did it but we's can't speak human so we's can't helps...sniff, sniff. Please pray these bad peoples doesn'ts steal Mommy's 'denity! Well it are 2:05 am and Mommy gonna try to get some sleeps. Want a mess! Will try to writes more 'bout this tomarrows. Please keep us in you's pawrayers pups.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Remembering a dear friend</title>
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				<pubdate>Sun, 5 Aug 2012 18:05:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>In memory of our dear pal Abby:


WHEN TOMORROW STARTS WITHOUT ME,

And I'm not there to see;
 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ In memory of our dear pal Abby:


WHEN TOMORROW STARTS WITHOUT ME,

And I'm not there to see;
The sun will rise and find your eyes
All filled with tears for me.
I wish so much you wouldn't cry
The way you did today,
Remembering how I'd lay my head
In your lap that special way.
I know how much you love me,
As much as I love you,
And each time that you think of me,
I know you'll miss me too.

But when tomorrow starts without me.
Please try to understand,
That an angel came and called my name
And petted me with her hand.
She said my place was ready,
In Heaven far above,
And that I'd have to leave behind
All those I dearly love.

But, as I turned to heel away,
A tear fell from my eye,
For all my life I never thought
That I would have to die.

I had so much to live for,
So many sits and downs to do,
It seemed almost impossible,
That I was leaving you.

I thought about our lives together,
I know you must be sad,
I thought of all the love we shared,
And all the fun we had.

Remember how I'd nudge your hand,
And poke you with my nose?
The frisbee I would gladly chase,
The bad guy, I'd "bark and hold".

If I could relive yesterday,
Just even for awhile,
I'd wag my tail and kiss you,
Just so I could see you smile.

But then I fully realized,
That this could never be;
For emptiness and memories
Will take the place of me.
And when I thought of treats and toys,
I might miss come tomorrow,
I thought of you and when I did,
My dog-heart filled with sorrow.

But then I walked through Heaven's gate,
And felt so much at home;
As God looked down and smiled at me,
From His beautiful golden throne.

He said, “This is eternity,
And now we welcome you,
Today your life on earth is past,
But here it starts anew. 
I promise no tomorrow,
But today will always last;
For you see, each day's the same day,
There's no longing for the past.
Now you have been so faithful,
So trusting, loyal and true;
Though there were times you did things,
You knew you shouldn't do.
But good dogs are forgiven,
And now at last you're free;
So won't you sit here by my side,
And wait right here with me?” 

So when tomorrow starts without me,
Don't think we're far apart.
For every time you think of me,
I'm right there, in your heart.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Blanket Thief</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/791737</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 3 Aug 2012 12:33:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well, well, seems like me bark-n-tell cousin, Ceel, has been barking 'bout me agains in her diary! N ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well, well, seems like me bark-n-tell cousin, Ceel, has been barking 'bout me agains in her diary! Now I's 'mit I's took her steak, but the only reason I's does it is cause I's wanted it! It are DELISH!!! Does I's feel bad 'bout what I's does, you's ask? Somewhats, but not really. 'Least I's honest 'bout it! Now alla ya'lls knows I's sharing-challenged so I can't helps me-self. It are a medical condition so I's shouldn't be blamed for nuttin'! Besides, Ceel are no angel herself! She also has sharing issues.

For 'esample, she always hogs the bed when we goes to PawPaw's. When we stays over theres, Mommy pulls out an 'esercise mat for us to sleeps on. She knows Ceel likes to cover herself when she sleeps so Mommy gave her a blankie. She gave me a blankie too because I likes to 'nest on top of my blankie. Well, when it are times to go night-night, I's couldn't! I paced back & forth trying get Mommy's 'tention. "What's wrong Ebby? You wanna go potty?" she asked. She tried taking me to the front door but I's wouldn't follow her. I just sat there in the middle of the room pouting. "What is it Ebby? What are you trying to tell me?" she asked. I paced back to our sleeping quarters and then looked up at Mommy with me pouty face. Ceel was fast asleep.

Mommy burst out laughing! Ceel had taken MY blankie, pulled it her side & laid on top of it! Then she'd used HER blankie to cover herself! I's left with no blankie to 'nest on! "Awhhh....don't worry Ebby," said Mommy, "I'll go get you another blanket." She giggles as she go to look for another blankie. Well I's doesn'ts find it 'musing at all!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Goodbye Molly Cat</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/790385</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 21:01:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>July is Mommy's least favorite month. It has too many sad memories. Mommy lost her Mommy on July 17, ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ July is Mommy's least favorite month. It has too many sad memories. Mommy lost her Mommy on July 17, 2004. Then we said goodbye to Wrinkles on July 22, 2010. Now, another beloved family fur has left another hole in our hearts. On Tuesday July 24, Paw-paw's 17 year-old kitty, Miss Molly was put to rest. 

We were at ranch since Monday and Molly was her ole' self that evening. Mommy let her inside so she could eat & drink. After Mommy brushed her, Molly meowed to be let outside (during the summer months she refuses to sleep inside). We did not notice anything out of the ordinary. She even gave Goose (Paw-paw's doxie) a swat on the butt with her paw as was her custom. Goose & Molly was BFF's.

The following day at noon, Paw-paw walks in with Molly in his arms. He found her in a nearby storage shed unable to stand. He gently laid her down on an old blanket in the laundry room. Goose jumped off the couch and ran over to her. Ceel & me followed. Goose whimpered a little as he tried sniffing her up & down. Mommy had to pick him up and carry him away cause he wouldn't leave her. It was so sad. Molly had some blood coming out of her nose and everyone could tell something was seriously wrong. Mommy went out to get the car while Paw-paw tried to comfort Molly. Some wet drop fell out of Paw-Paw's eyes as he gently whispered to Molly in spanish, "there, there my little cat...soon now, you won't feel anymore pain. There, there my little cat..."

......Mommy just can't type anymore right now pals.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ebby--Viciously Attacked!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/787009</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 2 Jul 2012 10:56:37 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Sunday afternoon Mommy tooked Ceel &amp; me for a walk. We likes to walk 'round at an elementary school  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sunday afternoon Mommy tooked Ceel & me for a walk. We likes to walk 'round at an elementary school nearby cause there's no traffic & Mommy can let us off-leash. Also she tooked her 'pitcher box with her cause she wanted to take some pitchers of Ceel & me. Anywho, I's enjoying me-self as I tooked in all the 'inneresting smells in the grass. Suddenly, me hears a swooshing sound 'bove me as 'sumtin takes a cheap shot at me wagger (tail)! I looks 'round but sees 'nuttin. Then it happened again, and again, and again!!! Though I's couldn'ts see my 'sailant, I's could hear the swooshing sound it are making as it kept taking cheap shots at me wagger then disappearing. Ceel had already taken cover unner da car & was barkin' at me to joins her. "Run Ebbers! It are 'bove you & it are still following you! Take cover!!!" Ceel barked.
As I's made me way toward the da car, me hears the clickity-click-click sound of Mommy's 'pitcher box! Can you believes it! Here I's is---a innocent victim of a fly-by shooting & Mommy are laughing her head off takin' pitchers!!! 

Mommy later 'splains the pitchers is for evidence. She will post photos of my 'tack shortly so's you's can see frame by frame of how it all happened. Pups please take a close look at my attacker & be sures to call the police if you's seen or knows anything 'bout this 'thug! My pal Demon was right, birds is evil!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Winkie's Moving Story</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/785107</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 22:28:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy &amp; me was so moved when we read my pal Winkie's adoption story that we urge alla ya'lls to go t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy & me was so moved when we read my pal Winkie's adoption story that we urge alla ya'lls to go to his diary and read it for you-selfs. 




<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1235208">My Pal Winkie's Story</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It are back!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/784453</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 12:21:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Much to Ceel's dismay, Mommy has replaced her camera's broken 'eye' (lens). As our lastest 'pitchers ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Much to Ceel's dismay, Mommy has replaced her camera's broken 'eye' (lens). As our lastest 'pitchers show, she are back to chasin' us 'round with her pitcher box! I's doesn't minds too mush but Ceel's not happy bout it! BOL!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Raven was ouching but now gettin' betters....</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/783360</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 6 Jun 2012 17:49:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>...that's right pups, my cat-sibling Raven was ouching. You see she has the same problem our cat Sun ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ...that's right pups, my cat-sibling Raven was ouching. You see she has the same problem our cat Sunshine had. She kept trying to go pee-pee constantly and Mommy noticed red droplets in her pee-pee. Mommy felt so sorry for her and felt Ravey must be in pain so she took her to the vet. Sure 'nuffs, it are 'unner case of 'tacky-fection (Ebby means urinary trac infection). Ravey was given a poking and some 'anty-botics to take. She are also on the same 'pee-skipshun (Ebby mean prescription) diet that Sunny is on. 'Ashly, Mommy talked with the vet and has decided to go ahead & just put all our purrs on this diet. Mommy said us furrs is driving her to the poor-house! Hmmmmm....me 'wunners what kinda treats they's has in this house....hmmmmm.....]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>How Doo is 'Dooing!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/781350</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 23 May 2012 16:21:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Lotta you pups out there is also pals with my pal   Doo. And as most of you's knows, Doo been suffer ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Lotta you pups out there is also pals with my pal   <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/553913">Doo</a>. And as most of you's knows, Doo been sufferin' from a limpity-limp. Anywho, Doo has been going to see my 'holy-vet Dr. Williams (she treated me when I hurts me back). I'd been 'wunnering how my pal was cause we's hasn't seen no update in her diary 'bout her condition so's I had Mommy send her a paw-mail for me. Below is her response. I's posting it cause I's knows there are 'utter inquiring minds like me who wanna know how 'Doo is dooing' (BOL!):


Hi Ebby...I'm better but not completely yet. Last week Dr. Williams gave me some Myrrh (yep, just like one of the 3 kings brought Jesus) for pain and I'm supposedly supposed to work my way up to 3 pills 3 times a day. Right now, I'm on 2 pills 3 times a day. I have good days where I barely limp at all and bad days where I limp real bad. They also refilled my anti-inflammatory meds so that that once a day too. Mom bought me a harness which we used for the first time today (I guess its ok) and also bought me an elevated food bowl which I don't like at all. The bowls rattle around and make lots of noise while I'm trying to eat from them and mom says I kinda stand back from it rather than get up close to it. She also noticed I take the food out and put it on the floor to eat. So much for that...mom said that's defeating the purpose. So, I haven't used it again. 

Dr. Williams asked mom if she wanted to continue the once a week visits or stretch them out to every 10-14 days. Dr. W. said she didn't have a problem seeing me weekly or every 2 weeks, it was up to mom. Mom said since I'm not as healed as she would like me to be she would prefer to just continue with the weekly visits for awhile longer. Dr. W said its going to take some time for me to "get back to normal", so we've got all the time in the world. Mom asked if maybe they should do surgery on my back and she said she didn't think that that would do anything for it. So we'll try a little longer and see how much I can progress. 

~Doo]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Kardashian's Missing Dog</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/779591</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 11 May 2012 10:19:03 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Alright, I's just gonna come out and bark my 'spicions. I's has long 'spected that my pal Zoe...you  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Alright, I's just gonna come out and bark my 'spicions. I's has long 'spected that my pal Zoe...you know...the one with the bushy-eye brows & mile long lashes...yes that Zoe. Anywho, it are my belief that she are Kim Kardashian's dog! With lashes like that, she HAS to be a Kardashian! Zoe is you sures you's Mom doesn't steal you from the Kardashian clan? Jus 'wunnering....

<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/309028/photo/5522013">Zoe Kardashian</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Goings On's</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/779027</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 7 May 2012 14:49:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>FINALLY! It been a 'hunnerd dog-years since Mommy updated me diary! She don't even tells me I's a di ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ FINALLY! It been a 'hunnerd dog-years since Mommy updated me diary! She don't even tells me I's a diary pick till the next day! Thanks to all my pals who left prezzies on me page.

Well pups, I's got anutter Pooch Pawrade unner me paw. Ya'll prolly read all bout it in Whitley & Finley's diaries. It sures was great getting to meet me pals in 'pawson! The humans was surprised at how good we's all got along. No growling, no showing teeth, 'nuttin'! We's sniffed butts to say, 'Hello, nice to meetcha!' Yeppers, we's formed our own Dogster pack right there at the pawrade. In fact, we marched the whole route side-by-side, shakin' our waggers (tails) as onlookers gazed at us in awe! Often some our human 'groupies' couldn't contain they-selfs and ran to pet us & give us treats! Even Ceel was on her best behavior. She don't bark or growl at noones! She even let 'chillens pet her and she hates little 'chillens! 

Whitley & Finley's Mamas sures is nice and pretty! Finley's Mama gave Ceel & me 'mashing bandanas! We's been wearing them lots lately! Anywho, back to the pawrade: as usual, the pawrade route was paved with treats. Fin & Whit was amazed! Then as if that wasn't 'nuff, the 'Barka Stewart lady comes out with her basket of beautifully arrange treats for us to sample!

There is one big hill along the pawrade route. Finley's Mama offered to pick me up and carry me up the hill. Ceel was carried my Mommy. That's right pups, Ceel & me was carried up the hill just like we's 'Cleopawtras! BOL!!!

I sure hopes Fin & Whit comes agains next years!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Viva Fiesta!!! AARROOO!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/777411</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:25:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It are that time of years again pups! It are Fiesta times in San Antonio! Two weeks of fun-filled ev ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It are that time of years again pups! It are Fiesta times in San Antonio! Two weeks of fun-filled events like, 'cornyvals, 'merryachis, music 'fesybells and 'pawrades!!!! The mos' 'portant 'pawrade takes place tomarrow. It are the Fiesta Pooch 'Pawrade and Ceel & I's gonna be 'pawticipating again! Oh and guess whats?! I's gotta paw-mail from Finley that said her & Whitley are 'prolly comings too!!!! I's so 'escited! There will be 'hunnerds & hunnerds & hunnerds of pupes there.
We's plans on gettin' there earlys this years so's we's can find a good parkin spot. At 8am there will be all kinds demenstrations, silent auction, costume contests, etc. The 'pawrade will beguns at 9:30. Ceel & I's will be marching thru the Alamo Heights neighborhood. It are a long route--3 miles! Ceel & me has been gettin' in shape for the march. Ceel is so competitive! When we's goes for our walks she always gotta runs out ahead of me. She said she plans to finish the march ahead of me agains this years! She will mos' likely be marchin' with her Ma Letty. 

Since it are a long route, 'pawrade 'ficials provide water stations through out the 'pawrade route for us pupes and bottled water for our humans. Some peoples even toss doggie-biscuits for us to eats!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>'Almos Homeless On Me 'Birfday!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/777096</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 09:40:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>'It's me 'birfday &amp; I'll bark if I's wants to,'
'Whine if I's wants to'
'Howl if I's wants  to,'
 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ 'It's me 'birfday & I'll bark if I's wants to,'
'Whine if I's wants to'
'Howl if I's wants  to,'
'You's  would whine too...'
'If the following happened to you!:'

That's right pups, it are me 'Birfday/Gotcha Day! I's wanna thanks all you's for all the prezzies on my page! I's has the bestest pals!

Well pups, as me title says, I's almos becomes a homeless pup yesterday! Oh where shall I's beguns? Well it all beguns in the mornings. Mommy was home from works so she told us she gonna cook herself & us a hard-boiled egg. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! She put the eggs in waters then put them on the stove. Then she said she was gonna run out to the garage for a second to give Sunny her meds. Ceel, Diamond & me ran out with her. After giving Sunshine her meds & a quick brush, Mommy was on her way back into the house but got distracted by the 'lawny-mower. She forgots all 'bout the eggs! Yeppers, she decides she needs to mow the lawn. Has I's ever told you's we has a big lawn?! Anywho, as she's mowing she keeps saying, "What's that smell? Good grief are the neighbors burning their trash out back!" She continued mowing till she finished. She then decided to do some planting. All the while Ceel kept pacing back & forth by the house. "Ceeley sure is acting strange," said Mommy, "and what is that aweful smell?"

THEN SHE REMEMBERED....THE EGGS.

She took off running toward the house with Ceel, Diamond & me at her heels. She opened the door and out came a cloud of smoke! She ran to turn off the stove and then stood there in our hazy home filled with smoke.
"MY EGG!!!! MY YUMMY EGG!!!" I's whined, "It are GONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I's lapped up the little pieces of 'esploded egg I's could find in the hazy mist. Mommy beguns opening all the 'winders and told us to go outside. I's looked up at the blackened pan and pleaded with Mommy to let me has the ashes. She said no as she shooed us out the door.

**Sniff, sniff* "Oh my egg...my precious egg!" *Sniff, sniff* "Mommy doesn't even lets me give it a 'poper burial. It's ashes shoulda been buried in my tummy!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Our Sunshine are back</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/776120</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 19:20:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I's wanted to let ya'lls knows that my cat Sunshine are back at home now. Lemme 'esplain: On Monday  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's wanted to let ya'lls knows that my cat <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site  onClick="alert(\'Dogster Alert: You are about to visit an outside link that was submitted by this pet owner.\');" href="http://www.catster.com/cats/1021085">Sunshine</a> are back at home now. Lemme 'esplain: On Monday Mommy was lookin' out the 'kishen winder and saw Sunshine trying to go pee-pee in the yard. She went to one spot, then unnuder, then unnuder, and unnuder and so ons. Mommy got 'spicious, and continued to 'wash her closely. Sure 'nuffs, Sunny kept trying to go pee-pee in different areas. Mommy went to 'vestigates and saw 2 little droplets Sunny had left on some leafs. The pee-pee droplets was red so Mommy gots 'larmed and called our vet to get a 'pointment for Sunshine. It are late in the 'afernoon when Mommy called so vet office told her she could drop Sunny off and they woulds tend to her the 'nes morning. When Sunny was loaded into the jeep I's told Mommy, "You's better brings her back! She are my Sunshine. My only Sunshine. Please don't takes my Sunshine away!" Mommy 'sured me Sunny would be back.

Poor Sunny, turns out she and Whitley's Maurice is both suffering from a 'u-e-ary tac 'fection (urinary trac infection). Vet told Mommy Sunny had stones (like Fizzy) in her pee-pee pouch. I don't think it are as bad as Whitley & Finley's Maurice thoughs. Now Sunshine has to eat a special diet and is taking 'annie-botics. Mommy has her confined to the garage for a few days so she can give her her meds and so she can monitor her betters. Sunny not too happy 'bout it. Poor Sunshine!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OMD! WE'S WONS THE LOTTERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/774580</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 9 Apr 2012 16:45:26 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>OMD, OMD, OH. MY. DOGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pups my pack &amp; me has wons the lottery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You's  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMD, OMD, OH. MY. DOGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pups my pack & me has wons the lottery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You's NEVER gonna believes what the Hopper Beast...I's means 'Easer Bunny' bringed us! A GOBBLE BEAST (turkey)!!!!! Not jus a leg or wing but a WHOLE Ebby-Ceel sized gobble beast! (Ebby's beady eyes bulge out as she trys to contain her excitement.)

We spended the weekend over at our Paw-Paw's and on 'Easer Sunday Mommy & Paw-Paw call us into the 'kishen. "Guess what the Easter Bunny left for you in the fridge?" they asked. Paw-Paw opens the fridge box & pulls out  gobble beast the size of Ceel & me put 'togedders! Me thinks to me self, "Yes, Ebony Ursula, there are a 'Easer Bunny! He DOES 'esist...And you's pawryers has jus been answered!"

Mommy wasn't sures how to cook our 'lotto prize but then decided to just put in a big pot with some waters. MMMMMMMMM....boiled gobble beast!!! Has you's ever heard of anything more DELICIOUS?! Me thinks NOT!!! Anywho, after what seemed forevers, our beast was cooked and Mommy took alla bones out and put the meatz in some plastic containers so's she could store it in the fridge box for us. We will be getting real gobble beast meatz mixed in our kibble! We's has been forced to share some with our feline siblings...dern it! 'Esept for Diamond...she don't cares for fresh gobble-beast...bless her! "Dimy, has I's ever told you you's me favorite purr?"


EBBY MOM HERE: Okay I feel I need to explain. I know I spoil my fur-kids ALOT and yes they DID get a small frozen turkey for Easter. The reason is because it was a turkey my dad kept forgetting he had. It has been in the deep freeze for 2 years now. Rather than throw it out, (we hate being wasteful) we thought why not cook it and give it to the fur-kids. Ebby has warned about going to Hades for throwing away meatz! LOL!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>That'll teach her!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/773680</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 4 Apr 2012 21:33:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Pups, I gots in troubles today. Mommy yelled at me and said mean things to me! I's not used to getti ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pups, I gots in troubles today. Mommy yelled at me and said mean things to me! I's not used to getting in troubles no mores, that's Ceel's 'partment now. I's the Rinky of the house, the goody-four-paws, the Miss Perfect, and all those utter names Ceel is always barkin' at me. 

Anywhos, Mommy had no right yell at me! No right at all!!! I's should be mad at her for being late with my suppers! It are all her faults I's had to go scavenge for me own nourishments! I coulda died of starvation you know!!! So why did she yell at me  you ask? Wells, I's out in the yard scavenging and Mommy saw me from the 'kishen winder' munchin' on sumfin. She runs out yellin', "Ebony, you better not be eating worms!" I's wanted to tell her to stay outta me 'biness but I's kept me yapper shut. After all, she are my Mommy. I wasn't eating worms (I wasn't that lucky). She looks down to see what I's eatin' and screams. "EBONY YOU NASTY DOG! YOU GET YOUR PORTLY SELF BACK IN THE HOUSE THIS INSTANT!!!!" I cowers down, lower me head and walk back to the house. I turns 'round and give her my sad pouty look.  "I had the hungers and you's doesn't feed me my dinners." I's pouted.

Humans 'esagerates everything! All I's eatin' was a 'kitty-nugget' I's found buried in the yard. Maybe this'll 'teash her not to be late with MY SUPPERS!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The following message are rated-PG</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/772413</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:22:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>WARNINGS: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE ARE RATED-PG!!! 'PAWRENTAL GUIDEANCE ARE ADVISED! PUPSES WITH 'STRIC ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WARNINGS: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE ARE RATED-PG!!! 'PAWRENTAL GUIDEANCE ARE ADVISED! PUPSES WITH 'STRICTED DIETS MAY NOT WANNA READ THIS. 'DIS HAS BEEN A EBBY-SERVICE WARNING AND I'S WON'T BE HELD 'RSPONSIBLE IF YOU'S HAS A HEARTY-TACK AFTERING READING THIS! YOU'S HAS BEEN WARNEDED!


Guess what Ceel & me has for dinner last night! We's having the same stuffs again tonight. You's ready for this? Wells, Paw-Paw gave Mommy a 'packish of venison-beast burger (this are ground venison-beast meatz). Mommy don't eats venison so Paw-Paw told her to cook it for me & Ceel!!!
She put it in a pot wif a little bit of waters and cooked for us. Then to spoil us even mores, she scrambled one egg, it also comes from the ranch. You see, they has red cluckers (hens) that lay eggs. Paw-Paw always gives Mommy fresh eggs to bring homes. Any-yum...I's means...anywho, Mommy mixed half the scrambled egg in my bowl & half in Ceel's bowl. Then she added some ground venison-beast & our Taste Of The Wild kibble to our bowls!

...AND THAT PUPS IS WHAT'S FOR DINNER AT OUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Wish us lucks!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/771911</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 24 Mar 2012 12:28:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy gonna try takin' some 'pichers of us with one of her utter small cameras. As mos' of you's kno ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy gonna try takin' some 'pichers of us with one of her utter small cameras. As mos' of you's knowes, Mommy let Auntie Letty (Ceel's mama) borrow her nice camera and it got broked. Anywho, Mommy says she's going thru camera 'wifdraw and she gotta take some 'pitchers of us. We's going to the park laters so wish us lucks. I's, as usuals, will happily model for Mommy but Ceel is being a butt-head and says she's gonna put up resistance! She better not blow this gig for me! Everyone knows I's earns extra treats for my modeling gig and I's needs Ceel to be 'pawfessional! Wish me lucks pups!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mommy can I's comes too!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/771479</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 15:18:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>The utter day Mommy was home from work. She said she was gonna take Ceel &amp; me to the park but first  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ The utter day Mommy was home from work. She said she was gonna take Ceel & me to the park but first she said she had to go to her office for a meeting. 

"OMD! Mommy can I comes with you 'pawlease!!!! I's wanna go to a 'meat-eating' too!" I's begged.

Well pups, I doesn't gets to go with her so I's tol' her to brings me back a doggie-bag. And guess what, when she came back she doesn't bring me squat! Nada, nuttins', not one measley crumb! It are not fairs! She's always going to her 'meat-eatins' and the least she could does is bring me back a doggie-bag. Also, she are always going on 'bout going to work so's she can bring home the bacon but I's nevers see this bacon neither! I guess Mommy jus' doesn't loves me nuff!!! :(]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mommy is going to Hades Pups!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/770991</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 14:09:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Pups I's told her overs &amp; overs not to be wasteful but she don't listens! Mommy throwed away a perfe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pups I's told her overs & overs not to be wasteful but she don't listens! Mommy throwed away a perfectly good piece of meatz even though I's begged her to let me has it! "No Ebby, it has a funny smell & I think mold is growing on it. It is going in the trash." she said.

"It are perfectly fine Mommy! It's just been aged like you's wine. I wants it!" my beady-eyes pleaded with her as she walked to the trash with MY piece of meatz! 

"I'm sorry little Gremlin but I'm throwing it out." she said as she dumped it in the trash.

Pups I's almost died...I's tells you I's almost DIED!!! I's starts hyperventilating and Mommy has to get on the floors and calms me downs. (Mommy here-it's true people, Ebby starting hyperventilating!) " Shhhh...Ebby, calm down...breath honey." she said as she rubs me head to calm me.

Every pup knows it area SIN to throw away perfectly good food 'specially meatz! Mommy are a sinful, sinful human! She are going to Hades pups and there are nuttin' I's can does 'bout it! I's going to heavens (cause everyone knows ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN) and Mommy are going to Hades!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mommy's a drug dealer!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/768425</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 2 Mar 2012 19:27:43 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/768425</guid>
		<description>Yeppers....I's gonna rat my Mommy out pups! Guess what she's does! She's planted some stuffs for my  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yeppers....I's gonna rat my Mommy out pups! Guess what she's does! She's planted some stuffs for my kitty entourage. Sumfin' calls 'cats-sniffs' It are a plants that purrs love to sniffs & get highs on! She planted 2 pots of this stuffs and it should be ready for harvest in a few weeks. Good grief, now I's gonna have a bunsh' of cats high on 'cats-sniffs' this summer!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Goodbye Sydney...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/767704</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 15:36:02 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Sadness has entered our hearts again pups. We just read that a special friend, Sydney, will be leavi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Sadness has entered our hearts again pups. We just read that a special friend, <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/648028/diary/Sydney_the_incorgiable_corgi/767682">Sydney</a>, will be leaving this earth. Her loving parents will be with her as she crosses over to the Rainbow Bridge.

Sydney is a special needs pup that got around with the use of her wheelchair. She is 11 years old and has lost her battle with cancer. In April of last year, Sydney's other special needs sister, <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/649427">Olive</a>, (Olive was blind & deaf) went to the bridge. We can only imagine how hard it must be for her parents right now.

Go in peace sweet Sydney. We know Rinky & Olive will be there to greet you as you enter through The Great Master's doggie-door in heaven. Goodbye my friend.
                                             
                                                EBBY & CEELEY

"To live in the hearts of those we love,
 means not to die."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A Missing STAR</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/767480</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 11:49:04 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>The entry below has been copied from our pal   Abby's  diary. Please pups we must unite and pass the ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ The entry below has been copied from our pal   <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/590841/diary/Abbys_adventures/767470#comments_form">Abby's</a>  diary. Please pups we must unite and pass the word around.


Pals, a friend of mommy's sister drives an 18-wheeler. His constant companion is his Sheltie, named Star. Star got spooked at a truck stop in Wisconsin on February 22 and ran away. She has been seen in the area around the truck stop, but is very scared and skittish. Star and her owner are from Canada so they are not familiar with the area. The owner's wife drove from Canada yesterday and has reported that Star has been seen in the area.

Please pass this along to anyone you know who might be familar with that area in Wisconsin.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ceel's Outta Control Pups!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/767330</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 25 Feb 2012 14:18:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Pups I's got me a 'sichy-a-tion' heres! It are Ceel...she's outta control! My kitty-entourage confro ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Pups I's got me a 'sichy-a-tion' heres! It are Ceel...she's outta control! My kitty-entourage confronted me with this problem and won't get off me back till I's does somefin' 'bout it!

kitty Raven: Warden (my kittys call me the Yard Warden) you've gotta do something about Footlong (Ceeley)! I'm tired of her bossing me around all the time! Just cause I'm all black, doesn't mean I'm an intruder! I live here! I am NOT the neighbor cat! I know she knows my smell and she should not be sneaking up on me and scaring me!

Ebby: Now, now Raven, Ceel is just messing with you. She knows you's smell and she knows you lives here.

Diamond: Permission to meows Warden Ebby?

Ebby: Pawmission granted Dimy.

Diamond: Well, as you know, since my only cat friend & protector, Furby, went to the bridge, I live inside with you & Footlong. Am I not a well behaved cat?

Ebby: You's is.

Diamond: And do I not stay out of your way most of the time?

Ebby: You's does.

Diamond: Then why does Footlong think she can order ME around?!
I was alone in the bedroom, minding my own business, playing with a ball, not bothering anyone, when suddenly Footlong comes in & corners me & tells me I has to stop having fun! Who does she think she is?! I was here before her!

kittys Sunshine & Sweet-Pea: She's been sneaking up and barking orders in our faces too!

kitty Tux: I've had it with her too Warden! If she pushes me around one more time I swear I'm gonna scratch her beady-eyes out! I mean it Warden...I'll scratch her beady-eyes out & claim self-defense!!!

Ebby: Now you's felines stop this hissy-fit right nows! I's not has-ing no cat fights 'round heres!

Cats: Well you better do something or you will have a cat fight on your paws!

Ebby: Now you's cats calm down...don't get you's whiskers in a wad! I's deal with Ceel.

Good grief...now what am I's going to does?! Pups you's got any 'sgestions?]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Gots Me a Valentine!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/765396</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:56:48 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>(Ebby blushes &amp; acts all demure) Pups, I gots me a special secret Valentine this years...tee, hee, h ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ (Ebby blushes & acts all demure) Pups, I gots me a special secret Valentine this years...tee, hee, hee! It are a secret cause Mommy don't wants me having no boypups. That are why she 'fixed' it to where I's always remain pure & innocent. 'Normly, I's doesn't cares 'bout having a boypup. My career as a watchdog keeps me 'streamly busy, but today are Valentine's Day. For this one day, I's got's me a Valentine! It are Fizzy...tee, hee! He asked if I's be his Valentine & I's said 'Sures!' 

I's being rebellious so sneaked onto the 'puter for me online date with Fizzy. It are kinda funs sneaking 'round Mommy's back! BOL!

I's sended Fizzy a gold heart, a candle for our candle-lit dinner, 2 glasses of homemade venison-beast 'hooch' that I brewed up, and a itty-bitty piece of venison-beast steak (I's ate most of it and sent him the little leftover piece cause I's generous like that!)

Fizzy sended a gold heart and some ground moo-beast with a little salad on the side (I's loves salads). I scarfed it down fast before he changed his mind or asked me for a taste. It was delish! Sorry Fizz but you's knows I's 'sharing-challenged'! Anywho, thanks for being me special Valentine!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Saturdays are the bestest!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/764848</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:06:51 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>That are right pups...saturdays are the best! First because Mommy are home with us and we's not home ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That are right pups...saturdays are the best! First because Mommy are home with us and we's not home 'lone while she goes to work. Also cause lately we's been gettin' scrambled egg mixed into our saturday 'brefest! You's heard right pups...Ceel & me gets a whole half scrambled egg in our 'brefest!
Mommy took us for a walk and we gots to go for a ride in the car. I just loves riding in the car! And to tops this saturday off, Mommy made Ceel & me another little bowl of pawcorn and let us lay on the couch with her. We's got to eat pawcorn and watch one of our favorite shows, Pitbulls & Parolees.

PS~We wanna thank Coco & Puffy, The Redford Pack, Chipper & Petey for the wonderful Valentine cards we's received.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Remembering Sasha</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/763973</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 6 Feb 2012 17:02:14 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/763973</guid>
		<description>Today when Mommy logged onto Dogster she was shocked to discover our beloved pal    Sasha has gone t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Today when Mommy logged onto Dogster she was shocked to discover our beloved pal    <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/968971">Sasha</a> has gone to the Rainbow Bridge. Ceel & me heard Mommy crying so we went to see what was the matter and Mommy said Sasha went to be with Rinky. I licked mommy's hand to comfort her. You see, Sasha was one of our first pals here on Dogster. We will miss her dearly. Sasha was one of the sweetest Pit Bulls Mommy has ever seen. She was a great ambassador to her breed. Please visit her homepage, read her bio. & look at her beautiful pictures. You may be gone, but you will not be forgotten Sasha. Rinky will be there to greet you at the Rainbow Bridge.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pawcorn Pawty!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/763751</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 5 Feb 2012 10:18:21 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Last night Ceel &amp; me had ourselves a pawcorn pawty! Mommy normally doesn't 'llow us on the sofa put  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Last night Ceel & me had ourselves a pawcorn pawty! Mommy normally doesn't 'llow us on the sofa put last night she made an 'esception. She put some corny kernals in a little pot on the stove & popped them. Then she put a towel on the sofa & put our little of pawcorn on it. Then Ceel, me & Mommy all curled up on the couch together, ate pawcorn & watch our favorite shows, Pit Boss & Pitbulls & Parolees. I's love them shows cause I's always felt like a Pit Bull at heart.

Our kitty sister Diamond was passing by and I's said, "Hey Dimy you's wanna join us for some pawcorn?" She stopped & looked at me in shock! "You feeling okay Warden?" (Yard Warden is what my kittys call me)"I's feelin' just fine Dimy. You wanna join us or nots?" Diamond looked at me funny and said, "Uhhh...thanks Warden but cats don't eat popcorn. But thanks anyway."
"Suit yourself," I's said. Ceel wanted to know if I's lost my mind. "Ceel I knowed cats doesn't eat pawcorn...that is why I asked if she wanted some. I's knew she was gonna say no. I's just considerate & thought I's ask.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>We's got us a house guest</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/761291</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 11:50:23 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/761291</guid>
		<description>Hello pals! Long time no bark and it all Mommy's fault! She been slacking with our diary entries. We ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello pals! Long time no bark and it all Mommy's fault! She been slacking with our diary entries. Wells, so mush has been goings on 'round here. Goose (the Moose-as Finley & Whitley call him) has been staying with us. Paw-Paw 'bandoned him here to fend for himself! Auntie Letty (Ceel's Ma) & Paw-Paw is away on a trip. They's in the land of Rinky's ancestors. Some place called China on the utter side of the universe. Anywho, Goose is staying with Ceel & me. We's also been going back & forth to Ceel's utter house (Auntie Letty's) to dog-sit her 'brudders Monty & Pablo & her foster sister fat Suzie. We's busy, busy, busy! 

It has been nice having Goose 'round to help us with our watch-dog duties. You see, we has us big yard so with 3 dogs it are easier to watch for 'truders. I's takes the north end, Ceel takes the south end & Goose takes the west end. We's all meet back on the east end. Yeppers, we's makes a good pack.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dedicated to my girls</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/759817</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:59:38 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Ebby, I've posted 3 new song on your page and dedicated them to you &amp; Ceeley because I love ya'll.   ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ebby, I've posted 3 new song on your page and dedicated them to you & Ceeley because I love ya'll.   Your Mommy]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Caring for Paw-Paw</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/755025</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 13:22:10 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>Ceel &amp; me will be gones a few days to care for our Paw-Paw. As mos' of ya'lls knows, me paw-paw is a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ceel & me will be gones a few days to care for our Paw-Paw. As mos' of ya'lls knows, me paw-paw is a rancher. Wells, he was injured on Friday. From what me unnerstands, Paw-Paw was working with some moo-beasts that day. They was giving some of the moo-beast pups (calves) they's pokins' (shots) and one of them runs 'tween Paw-Paws legs, flipping him & causing him to fall hard on his back. Mommy said he was in the 'mercengy room all day Friday. They's did some 'kitty-scans (Cat-Scan) on him to check for major injuries. Thank goodness kitty-scan came back normal. Paw-Paw's back is very painful right now and he has to take it easy for a few weeks but nothing was broken. It could have been serious. Anywho, Mommy, Ceel & me will be out at the ranch for a few days taking care of Paw-Paw.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>But They's Our Boxes!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/753511</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 9 Dec 2011 12:52:23 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>We's gotten 3 boxes in the mail the last few days but Mommy is being mean and she hasn't let us look ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We's gotten 3 boxes in the mail the last few days but Mommy is being mean and she hasn't let us look inside! They's our boxes! The scribbling on the boxes say Ebby & Ceeley NOT Mommy! The one we's got today is from Doo, Austin & they's Mommy. Lil' Bear sent us one too and Ceeley's Secret Santa package arrived a few days ago too. Thanks pals! Mommy said we's gotta wait until our pals say it are okay for us to open them or else we has to wait till 'Kissmas. Ceeley is not allowed to open her pressie from her Secret Santa (from our Trading Dog Goodies group) until the 19th when we has our party. So for now our boxes are by the Kissmas tree. Oh we gots our own little Kissmas tree! Mommy has a big tree in the living room & we has our own tree in the bedroom.

Thanks to all the pals that has sent us Kissmas cards:
Flicka & Lucas
Ella
The Coca Pack
Petey
Finley
The Morris Pack
Cocoa Rose & Puffy
Jia, Dylan & Tiberius
Harley Davidson & Sophie Claire
Alpha Zoe & her Pack]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Christmas Video</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/750644</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 10:59:17 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Oh Great Master above!!!! Pups my Mommy is losing her mind! Look what she done did!!! Sorry Puffy, D ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh Great Master above!!!! Pups my Mommy is losing her mind! Look what she done did!!! Sorry Puffy, Dimy and Goose...you's in it too! Oh help her Lord!

<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site  onClick="alert(\'Dogster Alert: You are about to visit an outside link that was submitted by this pet owner.\');" href="http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/Cg9CoySCysMIycE8 ">Christmas video</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Claused!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/750562</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:41:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well Mommy's at it again pups! She pulled out her 'pitcher box and pulled out some Santa hats &amp; coll ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well Mommy's at it again pups! She pulled out her 'pitcher box and pulled out some Santa hats & collars and 'claused' us! First she dressed me up and blinded me with some flashes. I's real good as usual and sat still & jus got it over with. Ceel, on the other paw, put up a bit more fight by not sitting up. Instead she runned over to her sofa bed & layed down forcing Mommy to lay on the floor so she'd be eye-level with her! Ceel refused to smile and even pretended to be sleep so Mommy would leave her alone! I's told her Mommy is relentless and she should just cooperate & get it over with but she said "No-siree-bob!" Anywho, Mommy said she still some good photos even though it took a little longer. 

Diamond, the kitty-sister that hangs inside with us, picked the wrong time to walk in the room. She musta seen the flashes & got curious. Ceel tried to warn her, "Dimy, save you-self! Get outta the room!!!" Dimy did try to make a run for it but it was too late, Mommy caught her and she done got 'claused'!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sunday Afternoon</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/750360</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 14:42:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>We had us a great Sunday afternoon pups. The day was 'pawfect! It was warm wif a gentle breeze. Ceel ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We had us a great Sunday afternoon pups. The day was 'pawfect! It was warm wif a gentle breeze. Ceel & me got new tricycles from Mommy so we went biking for a whiles out on the patio. As usual Mommy took 'pitchers of us with her 'pitcher box. We did real good too 'spect Ceel fell off twice. She said it are the cat's fault she lost her balance. Anywho, after that Mommy loaded us in the jeep and took us for a long walk down our favorite walking trail. Then we drive overs to the grocery store. Ceel & me waited in the car while Mommy shopped. We was the car's security system! BOL! When someone got close we barked them away! Yeppers, it are a 'pawfect Sunday afternoon.

P.S.~Go check out our 'pitchers of us on our bikes. They's on both mine & Ceel's pages. Also I put a new 'Kissmas theme song on my page. Tee, hee, hee! Go check it out!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Mommy so Mean!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/749854</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 18:35:19 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It not fairs I's tell...it just not fairs!!! My Mommy is so mean! Lemme 'esplain pups. You see, my k ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It not fairs I's tell...it just not fairs!!! My Mommy is so mean! Lemme 'esplain pups. You see, my kitty sister Diamond, the one that stays inside with us, always lets Ceel & me has her leftover dinner. (That's why she's our favorite purr. And her food is GOOD too!!!) Anywho, tonight Mommy opened a can of delicious, fishy-smelling stuff. Wells, seems Dimy didn't care for it mush cause she jus licked the gravy and left all the rest. I's watching her just outside the bathroom door. When I's sees her start washing her face with her paw I slowly walks in and asks, "Hey Dimy, can I has you's leftovers?" She looks at me, sticks her nosey in the airs and continues to primp herself. "Fine Warden (that's what my cat entourage calls me-The Yard Warden) you and Footlong can have my leftovers, just be sure to wash my bowl good." I tell her "Oh Ceeley is sleep in her bed & I's jus hate to have to wake her up. No, it best I eats it all me-self. Don't worry, I's lick your bowl real clean!" "Suit yourself." she says as she prances past me.
I's bout to dig in when Mommy walks in and picks up the bowl. She says I can't has it! It are not fairs! Dimy said I can has it...it's mine! Now it just gonna goes to waste! It not fairs...IT JUST NOT FAIRS!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>That time of years again!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/749040</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 09:32:55 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well pups, it are that time of years again when Mommy gets us dressed for our annual 'Kissmas 'pitch ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well pups, it are that time of years again when Mommy gets us dressed for our annual 'Kissmas 'pitcher! Our photy-session will take place soon and she'll post our pics up on our pages. Ceel's not happy...not happy at all! I's tol her to jus cooperate & get it over with but she said she gonna put up a fight and not smile! Anywho, Mommy gonna use these 'pitchers for our 'Kissmas cards so if any of you pups wishes to be on our 'Kissmas card list to receive a card with our pitcher, just paw-mail us you's 'ddress. We has some of you's 'ddresses but some of you newer pup pals we doesn't has.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>This, That &amp; Utter Stuff</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/746501</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 10:39:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Woof, woof pups! Ebby Ursula Gonzalez alpha-dog here! Jus felt like barkin' bout what been goings on ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Woof, woof pups! Ebby Ursula Gonzalez alpha-dog here! Jus felt like barkin' bout what been goings on here.

Ceel & me been doing fine. We's made up and she hasn't beat me up no mores.

The other day Mommy & me went for a car ride togethers, jus the two of us. I's thought we was spending quality time togethers until I 'scovers it are a trick! Mommy tooked me to a mobile clinic for my annual pokins'. I's put on a table and poked in my tushy. It hurted but I's didn't whine like utter pups. Mommy said I's one tough doggy-biscuit! After that Mommy got me 'smore heartwormy pillsys and we's came home. 

Now on to mush better news! Guess what we's has for dinner last night?! O.M.D!!! Well, Mommy was makin' her self a salad & since she likes hard-boiled egg in her salads she cooked some. I's in the 'kishen with her...you know...jus doin' my 'kishen duty in case anything felled on the floors. Anywho, Mommy looked into my beady-eyes and said, "Ebby, how would you & Ceeley like half a hard-boiled egg in your dinner tonight?" CAN YOU'S PUPS BELIEVES IT!!!! Ceel heard & came arunnin'! "Did me floppy ears heard right? Did Auntie say she gonna let us have a taste of egg tonight?!!!" I barks back, "Ceel we gets more than just a taste...we gets a WHOLE half egg each!!! A WHOLE HALF EGG!!!" And as if that wasn't nuffs, Mommy cooked us a sweet-tato (yam) & cut some of it into little pieces & mixed it into our kibble & wet food! So for dinner last night, Ceel & me had egg, sweet-tato, Taste of the Wild kibble & a slice of my favorite wet food (Fresh Pet Select slice & serve dog food)! It was delicious!!!

Later on tonight we's all going to spend the night at Ceel's other house at her Ma Letty's. We's going there to dog-sit Ceel's brudders Pablo & Monty & her foster-sister 'tubby Suzie. Auntie Letty is going outta town & won't be back till tomarrow. Ceel doesn't know it but she's gonna get her annual pokins' tomarrow! BOL!

Well that's what's been goings on 'round here.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Getting Beat Up Are All Mommy's Faults!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/746071</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 18:07:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>As ya'lls has heard from reading Ceel's last diary entry, I was 'ttacked the other day! I for once a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As ya'lls has heard from reading Ceel's last diary entry, I was 'ttacked the other day! I for once are innocents! As you all knows, Ceel was found guilty & was punished for having 'ssaulted me! Anywho, upon further investigations, Mommy has come to the conclusion that she may have had some fault in this matters. Bad Mommy! She should know betters! I's 'greed to let her plead her case on my diary. I's 'spect that treat you's promised me later Mommy!

*EBBY MOMMY PLEADS HER CASE*
The above incident happened so suddenly & unexpectedly. The good thing is that it was over just as quick as it happened. I disciplined Ceeley only because she was the aggressor and I will not tolerate any kind of attacks where teeth are involved! As I thought more about what happened, I think I may undeliberately contributed to the problem. You see, both my little gremlins have always eaten side by side with no problems. They both have their little bowls next to each other on their mat. The only thing that separates them is the water bowl between them. Ceeley eats out of a brown bowl which is placed on the left side of the water bowl. Ebony eats out of a white bowl placed on the right side. It's a routine I started without even realizing it. Well now that I think about it, the other day I picked up Ceeley's brown bowl & put some kibble in it & set it on the left and said, "Here you go Ebby." I do seem to remember Ebby did hesitate slightly and that's when I said, "Go ahead honey, eat your kibble." I turned my back to get some for Ceeley when all hell broke loose! I can just imagine the conversation that musta gone on between them:

CEELEY: Oh goody! It are chow times! Hey! Why Auntie giving way 
        MY food?!!!
EBBY: HuH? What Mommy? You means I's can has Ceel's food?! 
      Okay, you's boss! (Ebby starts to eat.)
CEELEY: THAT'S MY FOOD!!!!! GIVE IT BACK EBBERS!!! (Ceeley is 
        steps forward & begins to growl.)
EBBY: Back off Ceel! Mommy gave me 'pawmission' to eat it! 
      (Ebby hovers over the bowl, refusing to give it up.) 
      Mommy said I's could have it!
CEELEY: IT ARE MINE!!!! GRRRRRR!!! (Ceeley is beside herself. 
        she moves in and head butts Ebby in the eye.)
EBBY: OUCH!!! (*whimper*) Stop it!!! (She starts backing away.)

And that's how it went down. Now I know better. I guess fur-moms make mistakes sometimes.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Self Taught Pup!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/744775</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:25:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy was jus' commentings 'bout what a smart 'telligent pup I's is. And I sure are smarts! 

I ne ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy was jus' commentings 'bout what a smart 'telligent pup I's is. And I sure are smarts! 

I nevers goes to 'bedience school...not ever. Everything I knows I's pretty mush taught me-self. Not even Mommy teached it to me. I's learns from studying human 'nashure. Mommy says I's smarter than some humans! Can you believes it?! Noone teached me my 'sit & stays'. I learns them all on my owns. I's even learned me numbers up to THREE! Again, I's learned it myself. You see when Mommy plays ball with me, she always says "Okay Ebby, here goes the ball...one...two....THREE!!!" Then she releases the ball. I's learned to get ready on count ONE. Then on count TWO I's lean forward, ready to sprint. Then on count THREE I's lung forward & chase the ball. I's 'streamly smart...Mommy said so!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The venison-beast hangover!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/743560</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 21:32:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>OMD! What. A. Weekend! Pups you's won'ts believes all the venison Ceel &amp; me eats! I's tell you, we's ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMD! What. A. Weekend! Pups you's won'ts believes all the venison Ceel & me eats! I's tell you, we's still gettin' over our venison-beast hangover!

As ya'lls knows from me previous entry, we goed to visit our Paw-Paw this weekend. That evening (just as he promised) Paw-Paw fired up his grill in the back yard & grilled us pups some venison-beast ribs! I stayed by the grill the whole time jus' salivating & staring as the ribs cooked! Mommy took Ceel for a walk but I refused to go cause I's watching the meatz! Paw-Paw & me shared several pieces of meatz while the ribs finished cooking. After they cooked & cooled, Ceel & me was told to go to the wash room so's we could eat em'! We laid there side-by-side with our HUGE rack of ribs! It was pure bliss I's tell you! We picked those bones clean. After we's done, we waddled over to the living room with our tum-tums full of venison-beast. We practically passed out on the carpet & goed to sleep. Mommy even got a little worried we'd eaten too much. Our tummys looked like they's bout to explode! What a weekend!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Goings On's</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/743242</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 9 Oct 2011 07:08:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/743242</guid>
		<description>It been a while since Mommy wrote in my diary. We haven't been on Dogster as mush since Furby went m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It been a while since Mommy wrote in my diary. We haven't been on Dogster as mush since Furby went missing. Mommy took it pretty hard. We will always carry Furby in our hearts.

Anywho, I thought I's tell you what been goings on 'round here. First, we's fixin to go to Paw-Paw's house. He told Mommy he had venison-beast for us pups! Can you believes it?!!!!!!!!!!!! He always picks the carcass clean so nothing goes to waste and gives it to us pups. He told Mommy he had grill the ribs for Ceel & me so's we's can eat em'! I's can waits...I's just can't waits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh why is Mommy taking so long to load us in the jeep?! LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ingen has been found!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/742094</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 2 Oct 2011 14:35:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/742094</guid>
		<description>Lil Bear's kitty Ingen has been founded!!!!! Thanks Jack for letting us know. You can go to Alex (Sw ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Lil Bear's kitty Ingen has been founded!!!!! Thanks Jack for letting us know. You can go to <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site  onClick="alert(\'Dogster Alert: You are about to visit an outside link that was submitted by this pet owner.\');" href="http://www.catster.com/cats/1127878">Alex (Sweet Angel Girl)</a> diary and read more 'bout this miracle!

Our Furby never came back. We knows in our hearts that he is most likely at the bridge with Rinky. You see Furby would never have run away. It is also not likely that a stranger could have taken him because our kitties are untrusting of strangers. They runs off if a stranger gets too close. Mommy is thankful of the 12 years she had with him. 

Thank you Great Master for hearing our prayers & returning Ingen to his family.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Please Pray for our pal Lil Bear's  kitty Ingen</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/741664</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 15:38:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>COPIED FROM OUR PAL'S Daisy Diamond's  PAGE.

As you guys might know Lil Bear, his Mom and his two ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ COPIED FROM OUR PAL'S <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1169040">Daisy Diamond's</a>  PAGE.

As you guys might know Lil Bear, his Mom and his two kittyfur siblings are starting a new life in Washington state. 

BUT the worst thing that could ever happen to a furparent happened. Somehow his sisfur Ingen escaped while staying overnight in Madison Wis. It terrifies me what could happen to this very lost and scared kitty. Some people are speculating that she will even try to go back home to Mich. This big move of the whole family was supposed to be a good thing and now it has became a nightmare.

She has been posted on the local Craig's list. The shelters have all been contacted and I'm sure she's put fliers up. Please if you have friends in or near Madison Wis. that you contact them and let them know about her.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Update</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/735850</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 21:15:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>There has been no sign of Furby. I am losing hope. Had this been any of my other kittys, I would hol ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ There has been no sign of Furby. I am losing hope. Had this been any of my other kittys, I would hold out more hope but for Furby to be gone this long means something bad had to have happened. Maybe he was ill and went away, maybe he got injured somehow & was too hurt to return, maybe he got locked up somewhere....maybe...it's all the maybes that are the hardest to bare. I just pray to God that if he's gone he went quickly & didn't suffer. It's the thought of him suffering that has been keeping me up at night. Hard as it may be to accept that he may be gone, it is more unbareable to think that he didn't go quickly. Thank you all for so much kindness & encouragement, you have no idea how much your kind word mean to me. I thank God for Dogster & Catster people. I can barely see to type any more so once again thank you all for all the love.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Our Furby Is Missing</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/735048</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 07:48:57 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Friends please say a prayer for my feline sibling Furby. He has been missing since yesterday. Mommy  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Friends please say a prayer for my feline sibling Furby. He has been missing since yesterday. Mommy is so worried cause he is the one kitty that seldom ever leaves the yard. He is neautered & he is 12 years & lazy. I say lazy cause he almost never goes further than the fence. Furby is an indoor/outdoor kitty. When Mommy is home he stays inside in the bathroom. Furby is the oldest member of our feline/canine pack. He was with Mommy even before Wrinkles & me came here. We's worried something happened to him.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I's Been Censored!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/733534</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 16:14:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/733534</guid>
		<description>Dogster, what are goings on now?!!! Pups I's had Mommy log on to my dog-page so's she could read me  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dogster, what are goings on now?!!! Pups I's had Mommy log on to my dog-page so's she could read me the comments 'bout my lastest video & that's when I's found out I's been censored! 'Lemme 'esplain...I's wanted to view my video again and that's when I's discovered it are GONE!!! That's right pups, my pee-video has been censored! Does Dogster find it too racy for viewing? Well I's not gonna stand for it! I knows me rights! It are artistic 'espression you's can't censor me, now put my video back before I's sues!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The way I's pee</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/733398</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 20:57:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wells I's in another 'b' rated video! Mommy posted a videos of me peeing! Mos' girl pups jus' squats ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wells I's in another 'b' rated video! Mommy posted a videos of me peeing! Mos' girl pups jus' squats when they's pee but not me! I's wanna be different! My style is to stick my leg straight out. It are my signature pee-style! Go check out my video on page to see Ebby in 'ashion!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My first 'ideo!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/730924</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 4 Aug 2011 21:54:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/730924</guid>
		<description>Guess whats?! Mommy took a 'ideo of Ceel &amp; me's out at Paw-paw's &amp; posted it on my page! She says it ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Guess whats?! Mommy took a 'ideo of Ceel & me's out at Paw-paw's & posted it on my page! She says it are not the best quality cause it was taken with a really cheap 'corder but it are a 'ideo none the less and most 'portant, it stars ME (Oh, & Ceel co-stars wif me)! I's gonna be famous! Go check me out!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Things that makes you's go hmmmm...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/729727</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 25 Jul 2011 11:25:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy was tellin' me bout sumtin called a Budda. 'Cording to me 'unnerstanding, it are a big belly y ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy was tellin' me bout sumtin called a Budda. 'Cording to me 'unnerstanding, it are a big belly you's rub. Me thinks it grants you wishes. Anywhos, this gots my brainy-brain to thinkin'! I's wishing I has more jerky treats (Ceel & me's polished off the bag of treats Pepper sended us). Wells, I's sittin' on the floors watchin' Ceel sleep, when suddenly I's has my aha moment! CEEL HAS A POT-BELLY!!! A nice big round pot-belly jus like Budda! Hmmmmmm....now if I's can jus sneak over & rubs it while she's sleepin'....hmmmmm!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>This Time Last Year</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/729418</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 14:07:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>This Time Last Year I said good-bye to my best friend &amp; dog-sister. We were together for several yea ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This Time Last Year I said good-bye to my best friend & dog-sister. We were together for several years. We did everything together. We went out on the yard together, went to the park & to Paw-paws together, ate side-by-side, slept next to each other & regularly washed one another's faces with our tongues. In her younger years, Rinky would chase me round the yard & even play tug with me. She was a sweet gentle soul. She was so docile that I had to defend her a few times. Once a kid was pulling her ears & hurting her, Rinky never struck back. She could have easily bit back but she didn't. She just wimpered & lowered her head, that's the kind of pup she was. Before Mommy could come to her rescue, I was there. The hair on my back stood up & I glared my teeth at the kid! I stood between Rinky & the kid. "Leave my Rinky alone!" I growled, "She won't bite you but I's WILL you bully!" 

I was allowed to be present when Rinky left this earth. Before she breathed her last breath she turned & stared right at me. "Goodbye Ebby my friend." she said. I flashed my Ebby smile at her. "Goodbye Rinky. Goodbye my friend." A second later she was gone.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>'Tention Hog!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/728349</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 10:42:51 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I's gonna vent some of my 'ustrations here! Now don gets me wrongs, I loves Ceel but sumtins she can ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's gonna vent some of my 'ustrations here! Now don gets me wrongs, I loves Ceel but sumtins she can be sush a 'tention hog! I's a treat hog but she's a 'tention hog! I doesn't mind sharing mommy's 'fections with her but she wants all mommy's 'tention for herself! For 'esample, mommy was sittin' on the floor with me giving me pats & kisses & tellin' me how cute I's is & how much she loves me. Well Ceel sees this & she 'mediately comes overs & pushes me outta the way with her big tush! Then she forces her head under mommy's hand so mommy will pet her! She does this alla times!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My 4th</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/727501</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 5 Jul 2011 09:11:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>What a perfect 4th of July holiday me has. I's didn't hears a single firequacker go off in the city. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ What a perfect 4th of July holiday me has. I's didn't hears a single firequacker go off in the city. I was not scared senseless this 4th. Ceel & me's jus enjoyed a peaceful day with Mommy. It sure was hot though. We stayed inside mostly 'escept I's did 'tend an online party held at my pal <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/622754">Coco Rose's</a> page. 'Sposely I's won a hot dog eating contest, but I's never realize I wons! I's thought it was the appetizer corse!

Anywho, my 4th was great & hopes yours was too.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Party Pooper &amp; Proud</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/727125</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 1 Jul 2011 14:51:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/727125</guid>
		<description>Finally, my pawrayers has been answered! Many humans are gonna say I's a party pooper but I doesn't  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Finally, my pawrayers has been answered! Many humans are gonna say I's a party pooper but I doesn't cares! I knows many pups will rejoice with me this 4th of July. Why you's ask? Well I's jus been informed that all firequackers has been banned here in San Antonio due to our drought. YEA!!!!!! I HATES fireworks cause they scare me senseless! Well this 4th I's will celebrate in peace & quiet!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Soakin In Our Tub</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/725733</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 13:43:26 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>This morning Mommy asked Ceel &amp; me if we wanted to go to the park. Course we's wanna go! We starts j ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This morning Mommy asked Ceel & me if we wanted to go to the park. Course we's wanna go! We starts jumping up & down with 'escitement. Mommy said in a little bit cause she had some stuffs she needed to do first. Well it took FOREVERS! By the time we left it was almos' 11 am. When we got to the park it was hot! Luckly Mommy 'membered to bring us some water so's we's could drink. We went up our hiking trail where we could go off leash. It was HOT! We stopped to drink water a couple of times. We was there 'bout an hour then came home. 

Mommy filled our tub with cool water & put both of us in it. For once, Ceel didn't object & neither did me. It felt good! We sat there & soaked in our hot tub...ashly' our 'cool tub' for a while without trying to jump out. It was so refreshing.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Skin &amp; Bones...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/725612</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 10:43:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>...that's what I's become...skin &amp; bones! Oh woe is me's! I's so weak me thinks I's 'bout to faint!  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ...that's what I's become...skin & bones! Oh woe is me's! I's so weak me thinks I's 'bout to faint! 

Several moons ago when we's over at Auntie Letty's house, Mommy weighed me & happily informed me I lost one pound. As my pal Chipper would say, "What you so happy 'bout Woman?!!!" How could I's lost my pound?! Where is it?! It are mine & I wants it back! I's 'nuttin but skin & bones! Oh my round figure...my beautiful, beautiful round figure...where are thou?! Oh I's feels so faint & weak!

'Course, I's doesn't really unnerstand what it means when Mommy says I's lost a pound but it can't be good! It are MY pound...MINE...and I want it back! (Ebby looks over & sees Ceeley shaking her tush) "OMD...Ceel!!! You stole MY pound! I 'blieve that's MY pound on your tush! Give it back!!!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ceel Lost the War!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/724817</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Jun 2011 15:26:39 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/724817</guid>
		<description>Tsk...tsk...I told her she shoulda got it over with last night but she didn't listen! Well Ceel wasn ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Tsk...tsk...I told her she shoulda got it over with last night but she didn't listen! Well Ceel wasn't able to hide from Mommy today! Just a short while ago, Ceel let her gaurd down & Mommy swooped her up & carried her to the tub! She may have won the battle yesterday but she lost the war today! She better get used to it cause regular baths are a must here at this house.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Baby journeys home</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/724462</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 6 Jun 2011 10:19:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Ceel &amp; me's has been away a few days. We was at Ceel's other house dog-sitting her brothers while he ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ceel & me's has been away a few days. We was at Ceel's other house dog-sitting her brothers while her Mommy Letty was away. I'll bark more 'bout that later cause right now I just feels sad. Mommy's face is all wet too cause we's finds out our good friend <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1150243">Baby</a> has gone to the bridge. Rest in peace Baby. You will be missed.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Promises Kept</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/724070</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 2 Jun 2011 16:40:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/724070</guid>
		<description>Woofs everypup! As ya'lls knows by nows, Ceel &amp; me's is back from our staycation. EVERYONE can't sto ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Woofs everypup! As ya'lls knows by nows, Ceel & me's is back from our staycation. EVERYONE can't stop talkings 'bout how good I behaved! So I reminded Mommy bout her promise to buy me my favorite treats. At first she said I had too many but I pouted & threw a hissy-fit & she caved in! She went to some magical store called SAMS where she found an Ebby-size bag of 'chiggen jerky at a great price! 'Course she said the bag is for both Ceel & me. Boo! But I's 'spose there's 'nuff!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Abandoned to fend for ourselves!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/722963</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 23 May 2011 19:24:12 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/722963</guid>
		<description>Oh woe is me's! Oh the crueltly! Oh sush inhumanity...and pups her name is MOMMY!!! That's right fri ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh woe is me's! Oh the crueltly! Oh sush inhumanity...and pups her name is MOMMY!!! That's right friends, it has jus been brought to mine & Ceel's 'tention that Mommy, Paw-Paw & Auntie Letty are goings off this week to some place called the Grand Canyon & me, Ceel & Goose (Paw-Paw's doxie dog) are gonna be left behind to fend for ourselves! You heard me right, we's gonna be dumped out at the ranch with Goose for 5 days. Oh woe is me...where shall I's goes...what shall I's does?! Who's gonna feeds me & mos' 'portantly...WHO GONNA GIVE ME MY TREATS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I'll show her! I's gonna resorts to me stray-dog days! I'll live on birds! I once caught & killed the bird of peace (a dove) and I plans to does it again if I get the chance! As the Great Master (and Rinky) as me witness...Ebony Ursula Gonzalez Alpha Dog will not go hungry! I will survive Mommy's cruelty!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Remembering Rinky</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/722354</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 17 May 2011 14:16:50 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>We's coming up to the 1 year anniversary of Rinky's passing. Mommy been feeling sad cause she misses ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We's coming up to the 1 year anniversary of Rinky's passing. Mommy been feeling sad cause she misses Wrinkles so much. This time last year, was the beginning of Rinky's last days here on earth. She started getting sicker & sicker & it was torture on Mommy & me's. I's likes to remember better things, like how every morning we'd wakes up & I go over & wash Rinky's face. I would slowly lick her entire face with my little tongue. I would wash her ears too. Since she was taller than me, she would lower her head so's I could reach. I think she found this very relaxing. You's still my heart Rinky.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My new theme song</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/721884</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 13 May 2011 08:44:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/721884</guid>
		<description>Hi everyones! I's sure you's all been awaitin' for a new song on my dogpage! BOL! Well after 'mush s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hi everyones! I's sure you's all been awaitin' for a new song on my dogpage! BOL! Well after 'mush sniffin 'round I's finally dug 'sumfin up! Hope you's like it! BOL, BOL, BOL!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Lazy Goose!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/721695</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 11 May 2011 11:50:09 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>As you can see from some of my 'pitchers, Paw-Paw's dog Jasper (aka Goose) has been forced off the c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As you can see from some of my 'pitchers, Paw-Paw's dog Jasper (aka Goose) has been forced off the couch & into the workforce!

Goose is very, very lazy. He likes to sleep all day on the couch & only gets up to ride in the truck. He does not like to go for walks much. Paw-paw has gone as far as driving him out to a pasture & leaving him there so Goose is forced to run back to the house! Sometimes it's the only way to get him to exercise!

Well Paw-paw has had enough! He put a tie on Goose & told him he had to find a job!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Hooray for Mommy's Day!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/721436</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 8 May 2011 17:41:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well another Mothers Day has come &amp; gone. I loves Mommy's Day! It like Kissmas all over again! Mommy ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well another Mothers Day has come & gone. I loves Mommy's Day! It like Kissmas all over again! Mommy opened a new bag of 'quackers' for us (duck jerky) this morning. Then she cooked us a pot of 'chiggen & brown rice! Yummy! We'll be having 'chiggen & rice for breakfast for week! Yea! Then Mommy played tug with me & gave Ceel a belly rub. All in all Ceel & me made out like bandits this Mother's Day! Isn't Mother's Day grand?! It are a special day when all Mom's can spoil they's kids rotten! BOL!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>No Fun Being Scareds</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/719414</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 18:17:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Last night when we's sleepin', there was a loud crash on the roofs. It wokes me ups &amp; I's so scared. ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Last night when we's sleepin', there was a loud crash on the roofs. It wokes me ups & I's so scared. I goes overs to Mommy's bed. I knows I's not 'llowed on the bed but I's so scareds I start shaking & pantings. I stands on my hind legs by the bed trying to get Mommy's 'tentions. I's so scared! Mommy wakes up & she feels for me in the dark. I nestle my little head in her hands. "Ebby your trembling," she said, "Sweetie it's just the cats on the roof." Mommy says our outside kittys like to climb trees & then drop to the roof. She said that's what the loud noise was. Well I doesn't unnerstands & I's still scared. Mommy reaches down & picks me up & lets me sleep on the bed with her. After a while I stops trembling. I feels safe next to my Mommy.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>How I Saved My Mommy</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/719293</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:11:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>OMD, OMD, you's pups will NEVER believes what I does todays! It all beguns this 'afernoon when I hea ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMD, OMD, you's pups will NEVER believes what I does todays! It all beguns this 'afernoon when I hears Mommy scream, "OH MY GOSH!" I's in the living room when I hears this. My ears perks up & I runs to the room to see what's goings on.

Imagine my 'sprize when I sees a snake!!! A 4-Ceeley length snake!!! I jumps into 'ashion! "I save you Mommy!" I 'tack the snake from it's tail, then I's make my tough dog grunting sounds & I grabs it from behind it's neck & I shake, shake, shake it till it's dead!!!

And that is how I's saved my Mommy today! She called me her hero & gave me a jerky treat!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Another Pooch Parade Under My Paw</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/719047</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 13:21:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/719047</guid>
		<description>That's right pups, Ebony Ursula Gonzalez has another parade unner her paw! It was sumtin, I's tell y ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right pups, Ebony Ursula Gonzalez has another parade unner her paw! It was sumtin, I's tell you! There's more pups this year than last years. At first I's nervous cause there's so many pups & humans. I stayed close to Mommy's feet. Ceel's Mom, Auntie Letty was there & Ceel marched with her. Once the march beguns, I calmed down. The march beguns at 9am. Thank dogness it was a cool morning, not like last years.

Unlike last year, Mommy didn't make me walk to entire 3 miles. She carried me some of the way but I's did walk mos' of the route. I think she felt sorry for me last year cause I was sore for 2 days. 'Corse, I was more...uhm...'bundantly healthy' then. I's no greyhound by any means, but I is slimmer. 

I didn't see Ceel until the last stretch of the march. You see Ceel is real athletic though you'd never know it from her looks! She's heavier than I's is & is definately no greyhound either, but dog oh dog is she a fast walker! Anywho, Mommy knew that I was like the tortoise & Ceel was like the hare, so we got a head start while Ceel & Auntie were behind.

I huffed & puffed my way thru the parade route. At one point I's stops & pulls Mommy to the side of the street where there's a lady feeding her pug. I sniff the air & 'mediately drag Mommy toward the pug & his Mom. I flash the lady my famous smile, I lick my chops & wiggle my tush! "Ebby! Have you no shame! That is not yours, it's the little pug's food!" said Mommy. "But I wants some!" I smile bigger & wag harder! The lady laughs & Mommy is embarrassed! I shamelessly tell the lady, "I wants some!" As Mommy is 'bout to pick me up the lady says, "It's okay, it's just turkey & I'll give some if it's okay with you."
The nice lady gives me a bite and it was DELISH! I was gonna beg for more but the little pug gave me a little growl (how rude!) & Mommy said I'd had enough. She thanked the lady & we continued on our march.

We met up with Ceel & Auntie towards the last leg of the march. Somehow she'd passed me up! I tell you, she's fast! And she walked the entire route! 

I tell you one thing, Ceel & me's slept like logs last night!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>2011 Pooch Parade</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/718731</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 20:02:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>That's right pups, it are Fiesta time again in San Antonio! It's a week long celebration with a vari ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right pups, it are Fiesta time again in San Antonio! It's a week long celebration with a variety of parades & other events held through out the city. The mos' important of all (and the only one I's cares 'bout) is the Pooch Parade. I's been a 'pawticipant in the parade since it's begunnings. Wrinkles, may she rest in peace, used to pawticipate too till she got too old. Ceel also has been pawticipating for a few years as well. Last years, there were over 700 pooches!

It are lotta funs. There are contests, booths, free give-aways and even the media shows up! The parade is a 3 mile walk thru one of San Antonio's most affluent communities. The parade will be held this Saturday starting in Olmos Park. Ceel & me's will be marching our butts off!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Cousin Goose~The Wanna-Be-Wrestler</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/718601</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 19:54:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/718601</guid>
		<description>Well friends, Mommy got another big scare this past weekend. Where shall I beguns...well we went to  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well friends, Mommy got another big scare this past weekend. Where shall I beguns...well we went to spend the weekend with our Paw-Paw & his dog, whom I call 'Goose' (his 'ficial name is Jasper but he waddles when he walks so Mommy & me's call him Goose). Anywho, the food there was 'wunnerful! Paw-Paw told Mommy "There's a brisket in the fridge. It's been there two days & since I forgot to cover it, it's probably a bit dried out. Why don't you give some to the grand-kids?" (That's what he calls us-his grand-kids! BOL!)

"YES, YES, YES!!!!" I's could hardly contain meself! I just LOVES, LOVES my Paw-Paw! That day for dinner, Ceel & me's each got a bowl of brisket cut into small pieces! I's still dreamin' 'bout it!

Anywho, what was I's talkin' 'bout for I gots sidetracked....oh yes, Goose tried to killed me! (Prolly cause I ate his brisket!)The follow day, Goose was asleep on the couch. Paw-Paw was fixin' to go out the door. Goose hears him & wakes up. I's happens to be sittin' pretty on the floor by the couch mindin' my own 'biness when suddenly Goose, 'The Wanna-be-Wrestler', comes flyin' thru the air outta nowhere and lands on top of me! I let out a yelp, "OUCH!!!" and Mommy comes flying to see if I's hurted. "Oh my gosh! Ebby!!!" she yells. I could see worry in her eyes. I gets up limping & pouting. Mommy is beside herself 'wunnering if I's hurt me back. She massages my ouchy legs & watches me closely. After 'bout 15 minutes I's stops limping & 'pear to be alright. Mommy still worried & keeps a close eye on me. She's not mad at Goose cause it was a 'waxident, but she scared his wrestler move may have injured me back again. After several hours of watching me, she finally stops worrying as everything 'pears to be alright.

Not to worry friends, Ebony Ursula Gonzalez is one tough doggie biscuit!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Remembering my Pal Olive</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/718413</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:31:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/718413</guid>
		<description>More sads 'round here. Our special pal Olive has passed on to the bridge. Olive was a sweet blind &amp;  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ More sads 'round here. Our special pal <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/649427">Olive</a> has passed on to the bridge. Olive was a sweet blind & deaf dog that was very much loved by her family & pack. We will always remember  her on her special red wagon that her parents bought for her to ride in. Friends please go & visit her page so you can read her bio & see her 'pitchers. Her family is so sad over her loss. Good-bye sweet Olive ~ although you's gone, you's not forgotten.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SAD DAY HERE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/716568</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 18:14:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/716568</guid>
		<description>We's been outside with Mommy doing yard work. Mommy told us she's been feelin' a little sad lately c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We's been outside with Mommy doing yard work. Mommy told us she's been feelin' a little sad lately cause she's been thinking of Rinky alot lately. It'll soon be 1 year since she went to the bridge. She been thinking alot of all our pals who have passed away recently and also those who are sick like Rusty & Puffy. It makes Mommy so sad. Anywho, the fact that our stray cat, Tommy Cat, hasn't been seen for several weeks now, doesn't help the situation. Tommy used to come by daily for his free hand-outs. Sometimes Mommy would feed him twice a day and for a while there he would lounge around in the yard all day. I heard Mommy tell him one day that he was welcome here anytime. "Tommy, as long as I'm around, I will always have a bowl of food for you sweet kitty." she told him. He would rub his head on her leg & meow something that Mommy swears was a, "Thank you Maam." Well he hasn't been seen & Mommy fears we may never see him again.

The saddest thing today was when our next door neighbor came over to let Mommy know that Tex, her dog, had passed away today. Mommy's eyes leaked. Tex was the dog that Mommy has been giving our jerky treats to. May she rest in peace.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>'Smizing' I's an 'espert at doin' jus that!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/715707</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 15:08:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/715707</guid>
		<description>Mommy likes to watch a show called Top Model with supermodel Tyra Banks. Anywho, Tyra is always tryi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy likes to watch a show called Top Model with supermodel Tyra Banks. Anywho, Tyra is always trying to teach wanna-be models how to smile with they's eyes. She even has a word for it~'smizing' or smiling with your eyes. Mommy looked at me and said, "Ebby Gremlin, you should show those girls how to 'smize'! You are an expert at! You smize in most of your pictures!"

"Yes Mommy but as a 'smizing trainer I's requires payment! Where's me treats!" I said.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Friends From Dogtime.com</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/714559</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 12:03:17 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/714559</guid>
		<description>My pack used to have a web-page on Dogtime.com where Mommy met some great dog-parents. Her two best  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My pack used to have a web-page on Dogtime.com where Mommy met some great dog-parents. Her two best friends on Dogtime had two beautiful pups - <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/974505">Autumn</a> and <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1173758">Molly</a>. Mommy had lost contact with them due to the changes on Dogtime. Well 'magine our 'sprise when she discovers they's joined Dogster! We are so happy. Everyone please go over & sniff out their page & 'pitchers. They's new here so theys still learnin' their way around. They need friends so please lets them feel as welcomed as everyone make us feel when we joined. Oh, and today is Autumn's birthday! 

P.S.- Tells thems Ebby sent you! BOL!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Another Pal Gone Too Soon</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/714132</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 8 Mar 2011 18:10:54 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/714132</guid>
		<description>Our pack is heartbroken this evening. We were shocked to here that our pal Wyoming passed away. Rest ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Our pack is heartbroken this evening. We were shocked to here that our pal Wyoming passed away. Rest in peace sweet Wyoming. Though you are gone, you won't be forgotten.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Me as a puppy...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/713869</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 6 Mar 2011 10:00:42 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/713869</guid>
		<description>Has ya'lls seen the dog of the day Harley? Mommy 'wunners if that's what I musta looked like when I  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Has ya'lls seen the dog of the day Harley? Mommy 'wunners if that's what I musta looked like when I was a puppy. HOW CUTE!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I Gots Mail!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/713766</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 5 Mar 2011 10:07:27 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/713766</guid>
		<description>Well ashually I gots a package in the mail. The postperson left 2 little boxes at our gate. One 'dre ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well ashually I gots a package in the mail. The postperson left 2 little boxes at our gate. One 'dressed to me 'Ebony Ursula Gonzalez' & the other to Mommy. My package was from my weiner pals Chance & Risk. It contained a bag of liver treats! Dog oh dog was I 'escited! The other box had the bag of liver treats Mommy had ordered for me & Ceel. So Ceel got her own bag & I's gets to keep my bag all to meself & not has to share with noones!!! Or so me thinks! Then me gets this paw-mail from Chance:

"Hi Ebony,
 Not to get all preachy on you, but when you share, more good stuff comes back to you. You gave the neighbor dogs a treat, unwillingly, but in return Risk and I convinced our Mom to send you a bag of treats. Enjoy them and share with Ceeley, please!
Your pal, Chance"

Dern it! Why oh why can't everyones unnerstands I's 'sharing-challenged'! But I's did try, I's swears I's tried. Tux the cat was around when I opened me bag & Mommy said, "Ebby why don't you try sharing some with Tuxy?" I said, "Oh fine, but only half a piece!" In my brainy brain, I's sure he wouldn't like it so I's thought I'd get it back anyway. He sniffs & sniffs & sniffs 'smore, then he paws at it! "Mommy he's jus' playing with it! He don't wants it! I's taking it back!" I's 'bout to snatch it away from him but Mommy said NO! I's forced to endure the torcher of watching him play with it! Just when I think he's gonna leave it he eats it all up!!! Dern, dern, & double dern!!! I swears I's almost has another hearty-tack!!! This sharing stuff is bad for me health so it's best I just not share me treats no mores!  



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		<title>Mommy I's forgives you!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/713106</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 27 Feb 2011 12:08:22 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/713106</guid>
		<description>After almost having killed me, I's 'cited to finally forgives me Mommy. As you's pups know from read ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ After almost having killed me, I's 'cited to finally forgives me Mommy. As you's pups know from reading Ceel diary entry, Mommy STOLE some treats from our pantry vault & gave them to my neighbor dogs. This unescusable' act, almos' sent me to the bridge way before my time! How, oh how, can Mommy does such a thing?!!! Ceel's & me's jus' can't gets over the TWO missing treats from our vault & so's we's been giving her the cold paw! Lucky for Mommy, our pal Doo made Mommy 'ware of the deals on treats here on Dogster. Thanx Doo! She ordered us a bag of liver treats. She said she would have ordered more but it didn't say how big the bag was. Anywho, this made us real happy so I's 'cited to forgive my Mommy for the unescusable' act she committed yesterday! I swear I's almos' DIED!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It are here!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/712135</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 11:07:21 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/712135</guid>
		<description>Me $20 tax refund from Mommy are here! Hmmm...does this mean I's 'ashually filed taxes? Why not, I's ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Me $20 tax refund from Mommy are here! Hmmm...does this mean I's 'ashually filed taxes? Why not, I's a working dog. I performs countless watch-dog duties 'round here & I's the house custodian. So Mommy musta filed for me's! Anywho, it are here & I's can't waits to trade in that 'worfless piece of paper for bunches & bunches of treats! I 'wunners how much $20 will buy? Who cares, treat isle, here I's comes! Outta my way everyones, Ebony Ursula Gonzalez is going shoppin'!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Mommy Doesn't Loves Me!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/711817</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 19:04:03 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/711817</guid>
		<description>That's right pups, Mommy doesn't loves me at all! Lotta you's gets human cheeseburgers on you's spec ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right pups, Mommy doesn't loves me at all! Lotta you's gets human cheeseburgers on you's special days & I's never gotted one! NEVER Mommy, not EVER has you's taken me's to 'Booger King or 'McMonald's for a burger! You's doesn't love me 'nuff! (sniff, sniff) WHY OH WHY DOESN'T MY MOMMY LOVES ME 'NUFF!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My New Job!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/711244</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 10:22:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/711244</guid>
		<description>OMD...I's so 'escited! Me has been given a new job 'round here which I loves! I's the head custodian ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMD...I's so 'escited! Me has been given a new job 'round here which I loves! I's the head custodian in dis here house! Whenever any spills or food falls on the floor Mommy calls me over to licks it up. I LOVE this job! For 'esample, the other day, fat Furby & Diamond caused Mommy to spill they's food all over the bathroom floor. Mommy was so mad! Fancy Feast kibble & canned food went aflyin' all over the place! "UGH! Look at this mess! E-B-B-Y Mommy needs your services in the bathroom!"

"I's on it Mommy! Doesn't you worry youself! I'll take care of this lickety split!" I's took out my 'tongue' mop & in no time at all the mess was gone!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I's Gonna be Rich!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/710397</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 6 Feb 2011 17:42:48 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/710397</guid>
		<description>Rich I's tell you! Mommy gettin' her stuffs together to go do her taxes &amp; she promised to give me's  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Rich I's tell you! Mommy gettin' her stuffs together to go do her taxes & she promised to give me's $20 from her tax 'turn. I's gets to get whatevers I wants with me $20! Treat isle here I's comes! Now, I's doesn't know what a tax 'turn is or even how much $20 is but I's doesn't care! I just knows I's can trade in the $20 piece of paper for whatever I wants! I's plans on takin' ALL the jerky treats from Petsmart & hoarding them in my pantry vault! I can't waits...I just can't waits!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My new pal Trocair</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/710346</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 6 Feb 2011 09:50:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/710346</guid>
		<description>I's has a new pal named Trocair. She's a beautiful collie with a gentle spirit jus like my Rinky. Tr ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's has a new pal named Trocair. She's a beautiful collie with a gentle spirit jus like my Rinky. Trocair has been a surrogate mom to many a orphaned kitty. Rinky woulda been proud to meet her cause she was cat-lover too. Everyone go visit Trocair's page & meet her for youselfs.

http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1113702]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Check this out!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/710098</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 4 Feb 2011 15:47:52 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/710098</guid>
		<description>You's pups gotta check out this 'mercial'! Mommy just loves it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ You's pups gotta check out this 'mercial'! Mommy just loves it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVrkDGQGKFA]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What's my name?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/709684</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 1 Feb 2011 20:26:14 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/709684</guid>
		<description>Mommy seems to has forgots it. Lately all I's hears is &quot;Gremlin this &amp; Gremlin that.&quot; Could somebody ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy seems to has forgots it. Lately all I's hears is "Gremlin this & Gremlin that." Could somebody please reminds Mommy what me name is!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I has a serious problem!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/708593</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 17:25:59 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>No pups, it's not with me back. It's much, MUCH worse! Where shall I beguns...it all beguns yesterda ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ No pups, it's not with me back. It's much, MUCH worse! Where shall I beguns...it all beguns yesterday when Mommy was giving Ceel & me's our evening treats. As you's all knows, I LOVE my treats! Me favorites is the dried jerky treats. I'S LOVES THEMS the mostest, 'specially the dried 'quackers (duck breast) & the chicken (or as Ernie George called them "chiggen") tender snacks. I's has several bags of them along with other treats in my pantry vault. Anywho, I's could barely contain meself when Mommy pulling one outta the bag. "Gimme, gimme, gimme!!!" I's begged. I's get it meself but I don't have thumbs! BOL!!!

"Ebby, calm down," said Mommy, "Why do you loves these things SOOO much?" She read the 'gredients on the bag. "Chicken breast & vegetable glycerin...hmmm...no wonder." she said. Then she sniff em' and that's when me gets worried!!! "Wow, they actually smell like chicken." she said.

"Course they's does, Mommy, its chicken! Now gimme my treat, its MINE!!! Gimme, gimme, gimme, its MINE! You can't has NONES...its MINE!!! Gimme, gimme, gimme it's MINE!!!" Finally, after HOURS & HOURS or maybe DAYs of pleading, she finally gave it to me. "Oh my gosh Ebby, calm down! I'm not gonna eat your treat!" she said.

Now I's so worried! Can Mommy be trusted 'round my treats?! If she eats one, I'll just die I tell you...I's just DIE!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Going for my 'treatment'</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/706773</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 08:32:38 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Later today I's goes in for my pokin' session...or as I call it, my 'TREATment' session! BOL! I's go ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Later today I's goes in for my pokin' session...or as I call it, my 'TREATment' session! BOL! I's gonna lay on the Ebby charm since this may just be my last session since I's all better. Mommy said she might schedule monthly sessions, we'll see.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What was I thinking!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/705577</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 11:01:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy goes out to lunch with Ms. LouAnn. She's Austin &amp; Doo mom. She goes cause I's told her I's suf ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy goes out to lunch with Ms. LouAnn. She's Austin & Doo mom. She goes cause I's told her I's suffering too much & I's couldn't take it no mores! Why you's asks? Lemme 'splain: It all started when Ceel & me's decides to send our fellow San Antonian pals a New Year's gift. What to send, what to send...Ceel says, "How 'bout coats?" I says, "Nah...they's don't wear clotheses."

In a moment of delirium, I's says, "I's knows, we'll sends thems some snacks!" You sees, I's just taken my pills & was high on medication!

Mommy packaged up our gift & left it sitting there on the couch all night. Wells, I's soons comes down from my high & realized what I's done did! "Mommy, can we buy them some coat instead?"
She said no. I sits there staring at that gift all night! Finally the next day Mommy takes off with our gift. Thank dog! Now I's doesn't have to be torchered by that bag no mores!

Austin & Doo hope you's enjoyed you's snack! Thanks for being our pals!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What was I thinking!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/705493</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 19:53:45 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/705493</guid>
		<description>Mommy goes out to lunch with Ms. LouAnn. She's Austin &amp; Doo mom. She goes cause I's told her I's suf ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy goes out to lunch with Ms. LouAnn. She's Austin & Doo mom. She goes cause I's told her I's suffering too much & I's couldn't take it no mores! Why you's asks? Lemme 'splain: It all started when Ceel & me's decides to send our fellow San Antonian pals a New Year's gift. What to send, what to send...Ceel says, "How 'bout coats?" I says, "Nah...they's don't wear clotheses."

In a moment of delirium, I's says, "I's knows, we'll sends thems some snacks!" You sees, I's just taken my pills & was high on medication!

Mommy packaged up our gift & left it sitting there on the couch all night. Wells, I's soons comes down from my high & realized what I's done did! "Mommy, can we buy them some coat instead?"
She said no. I sits there staring at that gift all night! Finally the next day Mommy takes off with our gift. Thank dog! Now I's doesn't have to be torchered by that bag no mores!

Austin & Doo hope you's enjoyed you's snack! Thanks for being our pals!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Workin' Part-time!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/705137</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 00:55:09 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well friends, yesterday I's goes to see my 'holy-ist' dogtor again fur another session of pokins' &amp;  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well friends, yesterday I's goes to see my 'holy-ist' dogtor again fur another session of pokins' & treats! I's walks in shakin' my tush & smilin' at everyone & down came the treats! Tee, hee, hee...humans...me has them eatin' outta my paw! I's especially likes one of the receptionist the most cause she can't resist me & gives me treat after treat!

Mommy so proud of me cause she says I's so well mannered when I goes there. Today she didn't leash me. She just carried me inside & I sat there right next to her feet. Then the receptionist said, "Okay Miss Ebony, come on back sweetie!" I gets up & prances my way to the back room & hops on the scale all by meself! To my horror & Mommy's utter joy, I finds out I lost a couple of ounces! UGH!

After that, Dr. Williams pats me down & begins my 'pokin session. She tells Mommy I looks real good & am able to return to my normal walks but not to overdo it. YAY! So's I's goin' back to my watch-dog duties! Well part-time anyways!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>More Dogster Fleas?!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/704930</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 12:17:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Ceeley entered a new diary entry but it doesn't show this update on the community page! Anyone else  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ceeley entered a new diary entry but it doesn't show this update on the community page! Anyone else having this problem? I wunners if we's missin' our pals diary entries cause they's not showing they's has a new entry! Dogster, time for a flea bath!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What a great 'Kissmas!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/704798</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 13:50:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I's so happy! I gets lotta stuff for Kissmas! I's got a new soft comfy bed full of treats! Ceel gets ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's so happy! I gets lotta stuff for Kissmas! I's got a new soft comfy bed full of treats! Ceel gets a bed too & a blankie & treats. Our awesome doxie pals Chance & Risk sent us a prezzie that we's gets yesterday. It had treats & toys. Thanks pals! Also Mommy received another gift in the mail from Ms. LouAnn, Austin & Doo's mom. It was a coffee mug with our elf 'pitcher on it. And Santa brought me a GIANT bag of oink-beast skins! Mommy said it wasn't quite the 50 pound bag I's asked for but I's thinks it pretty close! Thanks Santa Paws! 

Merry Kissmas to all ya'lls!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dog of The Day</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/704620</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 09:03:49 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/704620</guid>
		<description>Has you seen the Dog of The Day?! It's a schipperke pup named Suki who look just like me! She won th ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Has you seen the Dog of The Day?! It's a schipperke pup named Suki who look just like me! She won the 'working dog' category in the Dogster contest. Ya'll should vist her page and take a look at the  'pitcher of her in a swing! OMD, it just like the pitcher of me in my swing!!! Maybe, just maybe we's separated at birth!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I LOVES GOING TO THE VET!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/704463</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 12:26:26 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Ya'lls hears me right pups...Ebony Ursula Gonzalez-Alpha Dog, loves going to my 'holy-ist' dogtor!!! ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ya'lls hears me right pups...Ebony Ursula Gonzalez-Alpha Dog, loves going to my 'holy-ist' dogtor!!! They's gives yummy treats there & I's doesn't has to do nuttin' but looks cute & smile at staff & the treats rain down! LOVE IT!!!

Yesterday, I's goes in for more pokins' with the pins that doesn't ouch. I's gets more stinky oil rubbed on my head (don't knows why Mommy thinks me smellin' like a orange is a good thing but oh well). Then I's gets padded down real good & then dogtor Williams sticks me with little pins from me head alla ways down me back. She tells her assistant "Okay, turn off the lights & let her 'cook' for 15 minutes." What she mean 'cook'?! I's no roast! Ya'll better not eats me! BOL! So's I's sits there perched on the table on a soft comfy blankie, staring out the 'winder & lisnin' to soft music. After I 'cooked' for 15 minutes, the pins is removed & I's gets stretched! Dr. Williams & her assistant pulled legs & neck this way & that way. It felt good. After that I gets a treat for being a good patient! Then I get another treat from the receptionist for looking cute & letting her pinch my tush! And as if that wasn't 'nuff, they's gives me a little treat bag & a little bottle of stinky oil to take home as my 'Kissmas gift! I goes in for another session on Monday! YAY!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'S  B-A-C-K!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/704202</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 15:31:14 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/704202</guid>
		<description>That's right pups &amp; purrs...I's been away at my Paw-Paws but now I's back! I's gotta catch up on all ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right pups & purrs...I's been away at my Paw-Paws but now I's back! I's gotta catch up on alla things goings on here. First lets me update ya'lls on my condition. Well I's back to ole' self...YEAH!!! Mommy still trying to holds me back & not letting me get back to work much but 'least I's not in that dern crate! Tomarrow I's going in for more pokins' with the ouchless pins.

I's just discovered I's a diary pick while I's away! YEAH! Thanks to alla ya'lls who sent me gifts, paw-mails, & comments. I's brought back 'smore venison beast from the ranch, so's I's gonna tell Mommy to make me some for my celebration dinner! She been stingy with my food saying I's REALLY should lose 3 pounds! NO, NO, NO...they's MY pounds! Ya 'members way back some diary entries ago when I's got weighed at Paw-Paw's & I weighed 16 pounds? Mommy kept saying I should weigh 13 pounds...ya 'members? Well when I's got weighed at dogtor Patin's office (the 1st vet) I's weighed 13.3 pounds. Then at the 'holy-ist' vet I's weighed 13 pounds. Mommy says I look 'sactly the same as when Paw-Paw weighed me. I say, "Leaves me 'lone! I's round-boned & that's how I like it!!! Now gimme my treats!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>NEW VET SAID I'S UH CROOKED...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/703485</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 21:55:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>...an I's almost barked back, &quot;But I's hasn't stole nuttin' yet!&quot; Bol! Well pups, I's doin' better m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ...an I's almost barked back, "But I's hasn't stole nuttin' yet!" Bol! Well pups, I's doin' better much to Mommy's relief! She's been a nervous wreck worryin' bout me. She trys so hard to hide it but just like she knows me I's knows her. Anywho, I's goes to see Dr. Williams the 'holy-ist' dogtor. I's gots some stinky oil rubbed on my head which I's tried to rub off. Mommy thought it smelled nice, 'pawlease! No dog wants to smell fruity like a orange! Now, had she rubbed some rotting venison-beast carcass on me, I's have no objections! Anywho, the oil is 'sposed to help me relax. Then she's looks in my ears & eyes & then padded me down real good (you's hears that Whitley! Goes to a 'holy-ist' dogtor for you's pat down!). She told Mommy I's got a crooked neck & that might be part of my problem. She told Mommy she wanna do a 'chiropetick session later to try & fix my crooked neck. After that I's gots more pokins' with some little pins that doesn't ouch. All this time I's in a little room with soft relaxing music, perched up on table overlooking a big 'winder where I's has a view of trees with bird-feeders & lots of birdys. I's there for 'bout 20 minutes with pins in me just relaxin' watching birdys. I's going back next week for another session. Keep you's paws crossed that all this helps cause I's ready to get back to my watch-dog duties.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>UPDATE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/703256</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 10:58:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello pups, Ebby here. Just wanted to update alla ya'lls 'bout my condition. So's I's hanging in the ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello pups, Ebby here. Just wanted to update alla ya'lls 'bout my condition. So's I's hanging in there. At times I's feels better & don't wobbles much & there's moments when the wobbles comes back. Mommy trys her best put on a smiley face for me. Last night she got on her knees next to me, held my paw & prayed to the The Great Master in the sky. She thanked him cause yesterday I's doesn't wobble too much & she begged him to help me get better. Tomarrow I's going to see a new dogtor - Ceeley & her 'brudder Pablo's ole' dogtor. Ceeley said Dr. Williams is a 'holy-ist' vet with magic hands! She must be a angel sent from The Great Master hisself! I's hopes she can help me. 

Ceel's been real 'sportive. I's not able to perform my watch-dog duties cause Mommy won't let me patrol the yard no more. Ceel has taken over that job. She real good too. She sniff every corner just like I's taught her & she chases & barks away 'truders. Once when Mommy took me on my potty break, I's almost lost my balance but Ceel was right next to me so her body kept me from falling over. I's a little sad cause I's used to being 'innapenant but now I's gotta rely on Ceeley & Mommy alot. It like I's Rinky now & Ceel's the ole' me (sigh).

Mommy & me's wanna thank everyone's for you's kind & helpful paw-mails & comments & gifts. She even thanked The Great Master for Dogster cause she says alla ya'lls is like a gift from above helping & encouraging her thru this. She say she can't talk to other people cause they's just don't unnerstands why she gets so 'motional over what they say is 'just a dog'.

Well friends I's gotta go rest now.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>All Mommy Wants for Christmas Is For Me To Get Better</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/702987</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 12 Dec 2010 11:57:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Friends Mommy is feelin' helpless! I'm havin' trouble walking cause I's wobbles when I walk. The dog ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Friends Mommy is feelin' helpless! I'm havin' trouble walking cause I's wobbles when I walk. The dogtor did say I's needed to be kept confined for 'bout a month! I does has to go potty & Mommy carries my out & that when she sees me wobbling most & at times it makes her eyes leak. She says it makes her feel so useless cause there's nothing she can do. I's wobbles over to her & stares at her with my little eyes & licks her hand. She smiles at me thru her tears & tells me she loves me soooo much!

She been talkin' with Auntie Letty (Ceel's Ma), who 'suggested going to see Ceeley's ole' holistic vet to try sumtin' called 'ackpunshure. Mommy gonna try to get me a 'pointment this week. She so scared that I may need surgery & she really can't 'ford the $2000-$3000 it will cost. Not just that but I's no pup no more & it really scares her to have thems do surgery on me. But Mommy say if that what needs to be done she do it cause she loves me. Please continue praying for me friends.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>First Vet Visit Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/702706</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Dec 2010 18:58:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I's goes for my very first vet visit ever. I's only gone to mobile clinics for shots. I's not feelin ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's goes for my very first vet visit ever. I's only gone to mobile clinics for shots. I's not feelin' well friends. Please pray for me. I's never been sick...not ever. I think sumfin' is wrong with my back. Mommy is hurting too, I's can see it in her eyes. She loves me so much. I went to see Rinky's ole' vet, Dr. Patin. He was nice to me & all his staff said I's cute & a good dog. I's real brave too, I didn't shake even when they's poked me. I's just kept my little eyes on Mommy the whole time. The dogtor took 'pitchers of my insides. He gave me some pillsys so's I get better. He's says sumfin' bout maybe needing surgery. Don't know what that is but it don't sound good. Oh I's hope the pills help. I hopes Rinky visits me in my sleep so's I can bark with her 'bout this. I's a little scared. Ceeley was real 'sportive. She went to the dogtor with me & licked my face on the way there.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>THE  FORGOTTEN DOGS</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/702654</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 9 Dec 2010 10:54:35 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy read this poem on another dog's page &amp; thought it was so beautiful &amp; perfect for this season t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy read this poem on another dog's page & thought it was so beautiful & perfect for this season that she wanted to post it on my page.


Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house 
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. 

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care 
In hopes that St. Nick soon would be there. 

The children all nestled snug in their beds 
With no thought of the dog filling their head. 

And mom in her kerchief and I in my cap 
Knew the dog was cold, but didn’t care about that. 

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter 
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. 

Away to the window I flew like a flash 
Figuring the dog was free of his chain and into the trash. 

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow 
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below. 

When what to my wondering eyes should appear 
But Santa Clause with his eyes full of tears. 

He unchained the dog once so lively and quick 
Last year’s Christmas present now painfully sick. 

More rapid than eagles he called the dog’s name 
And the dog ran to him despite all his pain. 

Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen 
On Comet on Cupid on Donner and Blitzen. 

To the top of the porch to the top of the wall 
Let’s find this dog a home where he will be loved by all. 

I knew in an instant there would be no gifts this year 
For Santa had made one thing quite clear. 

The gift of a dog is not just for the season 
We had gotten the dog for all the wrong reasons. 

In our haste to think of the kids a gift 
There was one important thing we missed. 

A dog should be family, and cared for the same 
You don’t give a gift, then put it on a chain. 

And I heard him explain as he rode out of site, 
“You weren’t given a gift, you were given a life.” 

Author unknown.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SANTA SPOTTED ON HWY 281!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/702241</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 6 Dec 2010 09:47:20 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/702241</guid>
		<description>O-M-D!!! Wheres shall I begin?! I's start at the beginning! Well pups, it all beguns Saturday aftern ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ O-M-D!!! Wheres shall I begin?! I's start at the beginning! Well pups, it all beguns Saturday afternoon. Mommy had to go do a photo shoot of a little girl in Blanco (that's the town where our Paw-Paw lives). So's she decides we's should just spend the weekend at Paw-Paw's. Yippee! Anywho, she loads us up in the jeep & off we go's.
 
Ceel & me is in the back with our heads out the 'winder & that's when we seen him! There, on the side of the paved path (HWY 281) was Santa-Paws & his elf assistant waving at passing cars! We 'wunners what he is doing on the side of the road. Ceel thought his sleigh musta' broke down. "Or maybe one of his venison-beasts had a flat hoof!" she said. Since we's doesn't see no sleigh or venison-beasts, we thinks they's musta been towed off. Hmmm...me 'wunners what happened. 

Anywho, Mommy does a u-turn & drives back. "Girls, how would you like to get your picture taken with Santa?" Ceel & me's was 'escited & 'noyvous all at the same time! Mommy gets out & goes over to speak with Santa. We hears her tell him that she happens to have her camera & her two little dogs with her. She asks if he would mind if she snapped a few 'pitchers of him holding us. Imagine our 'sprize when he said "SURE!" Mommy was just 'espectin to snap some shots right there on the side of the road but he invited us to come inside. He said he had a little set-up jus' for 'pitchers! The elf asked if we's good with little human pups (children) cause where we's 'ennering is a preschool. Ugh! I's not too crazy 'bout 'chillens & Ceel not crazy 'bout little strangers touching her with her 'pawmission. "No problem," said the elf, "They can come in the back entrance." 

"OMD! You's hears that Ceel?! We's get a private, backstage pass to see Santa!!!"

Santa asked, "And what would you like for Christmas little dog?" I was a little star-struck so Mommy answered for me & told him I's been askin' for lots of treats. Thank-dog for Mommy!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>GONE POSTAL!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/701965</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 20:06:25 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/701965</guid>
		<description>GGGRRRRR!!!! I's so Mad! Pups, Ebony Gonzalez-Alpha Dog is fixin' to sue the postal service! Why you ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ GGGRRRRR!!!! I's so Mad! Pups, Ebony Gonzalez-Alpha Dog is fixin' to sue the postal service! Why you's asks?! Lemme' esplain!

So, me walks with Mommy over to the post box & Mommy says, "Oh my, you girls got mail!"
"We's does?!" me asks. She shows me a plastic baggie that has a card & a envelope that looked chewed up. "Why that dern mailman!" me thinks, "He chewed up my envelope in a 'tempt to steal my 'Kissmass card! Waits till I's gets my paws on him!"

Mommy said the card was from our fellow San Antonian pals, Austin & Doo. Thanks pals! At least the card was in one piece but the mailman chewed up the envelope & then had the nerve to put it in a plastic baggie that says 'we care'! Grrr! Mommy thought that was funny, but not me! Waits till me & Ceel gets our paws on him! And they's wonders why us dogs don't like them - well it's cause mailmans can'ts be trusted!

On a lighter note, I's wants to thank Flicka & Lucas for they's beautiful card. Howard, we loved your cute card & the 'licious recipe you sent us. And Doo & Austin, I's will avenge you's envelope! Thanks Pals!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I's Celebratin'!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/701804</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 2 Dec 2010 15:20:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/701804</guid>
		<description>That's right pups, those of you that's seen today's Dogster homepage will see that today we celebrat ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right pups, those of you that's seen today's Dogster homepage will see that today we celebrate ME!!! Yes-siree-bob, today we celebate my breed-the schipperke. Mommy clicked see the schipperke pictures & wouldn't you know it, the first pitcher' that comes is me staring at Rinky's rainbow! We continues clicking and saw a bunch of my pitchers'. Then we clicked to see other schippers pages. Unfortunately, most is not active members. I's got just a few schipper pal but like me says, most is not active...(sigh) I's wish they was, cause I's love to have more skipperke pals. Oh well, 'least all ya'll utter' breeds is my friends! Anywho, I's gonna go tell Mommy to give me a treat so's I's can celebrate my day! (Ebby prances her tubby, beady-eyed self into the kitchen and gives Mommy the 'eyes'!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>NOTE TO SANTA</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/701580</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 19:18:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/701580</guid>
		<description>Dear Santa-Paws:

I's only got 3 weeks left till 'Kissmas &amp; me's got a question.
Please define 'n ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Dear Santa-Paws:

I's only got 3 weeks left till 'Kissmas & me's got a question.
Please define 'naughty'!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>IT'S FINALLY HERE!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/701275</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 27 Nov 2010 22:34:12 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/701275</guid>
		<description>I's been waitin' &amp; waitin' &amp; it finally arrived yesterday! My first supply of fresh venison beast! A ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's been waitin' & waitin' & it finally arrived yesterday! My first supply of fresh venison beast! AAARRRROOOO!!!! My 'supplier' (my Paw-Paw) delivered it yesterday evening. And it's all MINE!!! "What Mommy? What you mean I's got to share it with Ceeley & the kitties!" Dern it! Oh well at least there's 'nuff. Plus I's knows there will be more coming later! You see, the ranch where Paw-Paw lives has many venisons running 'round & hunters goes there to hunts them (much to Mommy's dismay & my utter joy!) Anywho, Paw-Paw tells the hunters not to dispose of the carcass until he has picked it clean of meat for us pups. He like me, he thinks it's sinful to waste meat especially when a venison beast's life was ended.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>'WANX-GIVING 2010~THE BEST YET!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/701034</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 22:20:21 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/701034</guid>
		<description>Well pups hopes all ya'lls has youselfs a great Wanx-giving day! My Wanx-giving was the best ever! C ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well pups hopes all ya'lls has youselfs a great Wanx-giving day! My Wanx-giving was the best ever! Ceel & me's gobbled till we wobbled! Mommy loaded us in the jeep & we's drove down to Paw-Paw's. My weiner cousin's Goose & Pablo was there & so was my Auntie Letty (Ceeley's mom). Ceel was happy to see her Ma &  her brudders (Pablo & Jasper-aka Goose). There was lots food there but I's had my hearty-heart set on gettin' me some of that delicious gobble-beast! So's imagine my utter joy when me hears Mommy say that alla us dogs was 'ashually gonna get A BOWL OF TURKEY EACH as our Wanx-giving meal! And as if that wasn't enough, Mommy had also baked us pups a little pumpkin pie for dessert! She ashually bought a pumpkin, cooked it, mashed it & added some mashed banana. Then she crushed some of our kibble & made it into a crust! Alla us dogs LOVED it! It was the best Wanx-giving day ever!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>ANOTHER MASTERPIECE...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/700765</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 09:12:15 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/700765</guid>
		<description>that what Mommy said. We's had our 'photy-session yesterday. Let's me tell you, the things we's pups ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ that what Mommy said. We's had our 'photy-session yesterday. Let's me tell you, the things we's pups puts up with! Poor Ceel, she so embarrassed she hung her head in shame most of the time but Mommy told her she was a good sport. Mommy did manage to get several great shots even though Ceel refused to smile. 

I's dressed as Santy-Paws & Ceeley was my elf assistant! I's 'spose that's 'propriate! Mommy made both outfits for me a few years ago. What me hates most is that stupid hat! I's tried to takes it off but Mommy said "NO!" so didn't.

At first, I's wouldn't smile cuz' me thinks the felines is laughing at me! First Diamond comes up and says, "Ebony?! What has that nutty human done to you?!" She look at me with pity & walked off. Then that loud mouth Tommy Tom Cat comes up! (Tommy is a stray that has pretty much taken up residence here. He comes over for his daily hand-outs & lounges around most of the day).
He jumps up where I's at & stops in his tracks, "What the....!!!" Then he lets out a "M-E-O-W!!!" He's laughing at me!!! Mommy giggling & snapping away! Well I's had 'nuff, I's lets my alpha come out & showed Tommy my teeth!

"Stop it! I's still you's 'sperior & you's will show me some 'rspect!" I's told him.

"Yes Yard Warden!" he said & walked off still meowing. That meant he still laughin'! Ugh!

Anywho after our individual 'pitchers, Mommy put us in the back of the jeep for our 'pitcher together. She was all giggling & smiling so me thinks was happy with the shots. Finally we goes inside to get paid!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Oh Yes You Is!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/700571</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 19:55:05 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/700571</guid>
		<description>Well puppers it's that time of the year again whether we's likes it or not! Mommy told us to gets re ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well puppers it's that time of the year again whether we's likes it or not! Mommy told us to gets ready for our Kissmas pitcher! Let the 'umiliations begin! Oh well, least I's gets paid for my modeling services. You sees, our Kissmas pitcher goes on the Mommy's Kissmas cards & I's charge a treat per shot plus I's earns bonuses if I's smiles! 

Ceeley said she not gonna 'pawticipate. "Oh yes you is!" I's told her.

Ceeley: "No I isn't! I's won't cooperate! Plus I's doesn't have a costume so sorry Ebbers but you's gonna have to be 'umiliated all by yourselfs! Hee, hee, hee!"

Ebby: "Doesn't you worry 'bout the costume Ceel, I's gots more than one & you's WILL wear one! We's prolly gonna be's dressed as Santa Paws & a Elf. So you's decide! Is you's the elf or is you Hoo-Hoo?! I's not gonna be 'umiliated by myself!"

Ceeley: "No!"

Ebby: "YES YOU IS!!! You's not gonna blow this gig for me! You know Ceel, we's gets paid treats for this."

Ceeley: "REALLY!!!! Well that changes everything! I's in!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>CAMPAIGN '2010</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/700302</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 16:34:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/700302</guid>
		<description>My fellow dogs &amp; pals, I's is Ebony Ursula Gonzalez, representative &amp; campaign manager to my beloved ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My fellow dogs & pals, I's is Ebony Ursula Gonzalez, representative & campaign manager to my beloved dog-sister Wrinkles & kitty brother Tux. My two beloved siblings are 'finelists in the Dogster/Catster contest. Wrinkles is in the 'water-dog' category & Tux is in the 'captivated' 'kittygory. I's askin' for you's votes to puts them over the top. You's be sure to check out their 'pitchers & if you's likes them please vote for em'. Your vote does count. Even if you's doesn't vote for Rinky or Tux, be sure to votes!

 Remember: If you's doesn't votes, you's can't growl or hiss 'bout it later! BOL!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WHOOOO-HOOOOO!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/700070</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 19:58:37 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/700070</guid>
		<description>Well Ceel &amp; me's doesn't make the finals in the Dogster contest but we's still doin' the happy dance ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well Ceel & me's doesn't make the finals in the Dogster contest but we's still doin' the happy dance cause 2 from our household does make it~~Rinky & our kitty-sibling Tux! ARRROOOOO!!!! Rinky is a 'finelist in the water dog category. This was the last pitcher' Mommy ever took of her so it's very special to her. Tux is a 'finelist in the captivated 'kitty-gory. Be sures to sniff out his pitcher' over at Catster.

<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/show10/bestinshow/dogs#4223">Vote (angel) Wrinkles for Best in Show!</a>more: <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com" title="dogs ">dogs</a>

<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site  onClick="alert('Dogster Alert: You are about to visit an outside link that was submitted by this pet owner.');" href="http://www.catster.com/show10/bestinshow/cats#1430">Vote Tux for Best in Show!</a>more: <a  class=bodyTextRev target=site  onClick="alert('Dogster Alert: You are about to visit an outside link that was submitted by this pet owner.');" href="http://www.catster.com" title="cats">cats</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>BAD, BAD MOMMY!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/699904</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:39:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/699904</guid>
		<description>Mommy gets home from work today &amp; as usual, Ceel &amp; me is waiting at the door to greets her. She lets ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy gets home from work today & as usual, Ceel & me is waiting at the door to greets her. She lets us outside & we's goes potty & patrols the yard to make sure no 'truders have 'ennered our yard. We's barks at some human pups (kids) that's walking by our yard. Suddenly I's stops in my tracks & runs back to the house. I's scratch at the door to lets Mommy knows I's wants in. NOTHING! I's scratches harder & barks. AGAIN...NO ANSWER! I's lets out another piercing bark & scratch at the door again. "Mommy I's knows you's in there! Now lets me in!!!"

Finally, she opens the door & lets me inside. "Oh Ebby what's up with you?" she asks smiling. She picks me up & sits me on her lap.

"Don't acts all innocents!" I's tells her as I's sniffs her hands then face. "You's been inside eatin' (sniff, sniff)! Awhh...pizza...(sniff, sniff, sniff)...'puproni pizza! (sniff, sniff)...With 'mushooms!!! AND YOU'S DIDN'T SHARE!!!" 

Mommy laughs & shakes her head, "Ebby, I am always astounded at how you always seem to know when I have food in hand, even when you're outside!"

I's gave her my most pitiful pouty face & she gave me a chicken jerky treat!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Tsk...tsk...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/699445</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 23:12:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/699445</guid>
		<description>...well Ceeley tinkled inside the house again! Mommy was at work and Ceeley couldn't holds it in.
 ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ...well Ceeley tinkled inside the house again! Mommy was at work and Ceeley couldn't holds it in.

Ceeley: Oooohhhh...I's gots to pee!

Ebby: NOOO! Holds it in! We's not 'llowed to pee inside! Now 
      you's gots to learn to holds it in till Mommy gets home.

Ceeley: Oooohhh...I's try...ooohhh...I's hope she hurrys. (Ceeley paces back & forth)

Ebby: I's not have no pee inside this house!

Ceeley: 'MERGENCY, 'MERGENCY...I's gots to go!!!

Ebby: Oh no! USE YOU'S WEE-WEE PAD HURRY! 

(Ceeley rushes to the kitchen & squats down on her wee-wee pad.)

Poor Ceel, she tried but she couldn't holds it in. Mommy didn't get mad cause Ceel did use the wee-wee pad. Also Mommy was late getting home so she 'unnerstands it's not Ceeley's fault. I on the other paw, waited till Mommy got home! I's deserves a treat!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MY 'WANX-GIVING DAY SONG!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/698252</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 4 Nov 2010 14:01:27 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/698252</guid>
		<description>That's right pups! Ebony Ursula Gonzalez - Alpha-Dog has done it again! I's dug up a 'Wanx-giving da ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right pups! Ebony Ursula Gonzalez - Alpha-Dog has done it again! I's dug up a 'Wanx-giving day song for my dogpage. It's 'pawfect! So let's all join paws & sing this song! BOL!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dedicated to all Treat or Treaters!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/697693</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 13:20:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/697693</guid>
		<description>Continuing on from my previous diary entry....I's found a song that I's like to dedicate to any tric ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Continuing on from my previous diary entry....I's found a song that I's like to dedicate to any trick or treater walking by our house tonight! I's told Mommy that if anyone rings our doorbell this is what they's gonna hear!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Trick or Treaters Bewares!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/697689</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 12:18:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/697689</guid>
		<description>It's that time again pups! Howloweenie is here again. I's for one will not be getting much sleep ton ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It's that time again pups! Howloweenie is here again. I's for one will not be getting much sleep tonight on the 'count that I's gonna be gaurding my pantry vault! That's where I's buries my treats. All those humans pups will be out trick or treating & I's for one will not...I's repeats NOT be giving away MY treats! No-siree-bob...this little black dog will not be tricked out of HER treats!
 Mommy did say she might takes me & Ceeley to Petsmart to go 'treat & treating' (that's right, no tricks for us!). I's will wear my pumpkin shirt & Mommy said she will buy us some treats. Now, I's will 'ECCEPT treats-I's just won't GIVE treats away.
Ceel said she feels the same way so the two of us will be gaurding our treats tonight. So all you trick or treaters walking by our house just keep on walking...there's nothing for you at this little black dog's house! Nuff said!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A POKIN'</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/696578</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 09:33:56 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/696578</guid>
		<description>Mommy just informed me she's fixin' to takes me to a mobil vet clinic for a pokin'. She says in time ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy just informed me she's fixin' to takes me to a mobil vet clinic for a pokin'. She says in time for my shots & I's needs more heart-wormy pills. I's needs my pillsys cause there's so many dang 'squitos 'round here.

 Mommy told me how proud she is of me. You's sees I's been a real goody-two-paws lately. Rinky would be proud at how sweet & good I's been. After my pokin', I's thinks I'll start my wish list for Santa-Paws (or as Fizzy calls him, the Ho-Ho man). I's 'specting LOTS & LOTS of treats & goodies this year.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Zaidie Pup A Chef?!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/695882</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 19:28:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/695882</guid>
		<description>Imagine my surprise when I's finds out that Zaidie has been makin' my favorite wet food all this tim ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Imagine my surprise when I's finds out that Zaidie has been makin' my favorite wet food all this time!!! Zaidie why you's never tells me you's a dog-chef?! You so talented! Not only is you's a 'countant during tax season but now I's finds out you's been makin' my food all along!

I's discovers this while Mommy was preparing my din-din this evening. She pulls out a new loaf of Fresh Pet Select slice & serve. I's catch a glimpse at the dog pictured on the package & imagine my 'sprise when I's sees Zaidie on it! Wow, you's so talented!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I's In!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/695804</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 09:21:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/695804</guid>
		<description>Mommy's been busy 'ennering alla us in the dogster/catster contest. Late last night she added 'smore ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy's been busy 'ennering alla us in the dogster/catster contest. Late last night she added 'smore of our 'pitchers. And as USUAL, she messed up on some of the text AND she 'ennered mine & Ceeley's tongue 'pitcher in the wrong category! She put it in the 'pawtriotic category instead of the tongue! UGH!!! She better not have cost me the contest! BOL! Pups be sure to votes for me & my pack if you's likes our 'pitchers. 



<a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com/show10/vote_pet.php?i=1019522">Vote for Ebony in the World's Coolest</a><a  class=bodyTextRev target=site href="http://www.dogster.com" title="dog pictures & breed info">dog pictures & breed info</a>

P.S. - Also be sure to vote for my kitty entourage. They's all been 'ennered in the contest too. This has been a public service announcement courtesy of MY dog-page.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Ceeley does a bad thing!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/694468</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 7 Oct 2010 17:26:49 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/694468</guid>
		<description>Yes pup, Ceel is still here. She spending the whole week with me. Well last night she did a naughty  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yes pup, Ceel is still here. She spending the whole week with me. Well last night she did a naughty thing - she tinkled & pooped in the bedroom! It was her, I's sees her with my own beady eyes! Mommy woke up early to get ready for work & discovered Ceeley's 3 little 'turdlets' & pee spot on the carpet. She was not too happy but Mommy 'unnerstands that at Auntie's house Ceeley has a doggie-door & is used to going in and out whenever she gets the urges! Mommy says she's gonna buy some wee-wee pads so she can use whenever she can't control her urges.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>INQUIRING MIND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/694317</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 6 Oct 2010 18:09:17 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/694317</guid>
		<description>who is the 'naughty-mous' who sent me the bat rosette?! I's sniffing 'round trying to find out! The  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ who is the 'naughty-mous' who sent me the bat rosette?! I's sniffing 'round trying to find out! The 'pitcher attached to it is hularious! BOL!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SNACK-FEST</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/693852</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 3 Oct 2010 13:54:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/693852</guid>
		<description>Well pups, Ceel is here! She 'rived yesterday. We's been having a good time. We's been barking in th ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well pups, Ceel is here! She 'rived yesterday. We's been having a good time. We's been barking in the yard, went for a walk & best of all eatin' some yummy snacks! Mommy bought Ceel a bag of dried 'quacker' (duck) breasts. I's drooling jus' thinking 'bout it! Ceeley loved them! She doesn't get to snack much at her house cause her Ma is so strick & doesn't want her to be 'bundant healthy' like I's is. I's said it before & I's say it again-don't nobody wanna bone but us dogs! And that's so we can eat it!

I's stuck to my plan & asked Ceel to let me have one of her 'quackers' & she did. Then Ceeley carelessly falls 'sleep & leaves her snacks ungaurded so I's sneaks off with two treats! Hee, hee! I's does it to teach her a lesson: 'You snooze, you lose!' and never leave your yummy snacks ungaurded! Unfortunately, 'pup-a-razzi' Mommy catches me in the act! DANG!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>YUMMY</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/693660</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 1 Oct 2010 21:34:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/693660</guid>
		<description>Yummy, yummy, yummy I's got treats in my tummy...BOL!!!! That's right pups, I's found my new theme s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yummy, yummy, yummy I's got treats in my tummy...BOL!!!! That's right pups, I's found my new theme song for my page! BOL! Mommy said, "Oh my gosh Ebby...that song is sooo you!" And tomarrow, I's gonna get 'smore cause Ceel is coming over & Mommy said we's gonna celebrate her Gotcha/Diary Pick Day! YAY! I's does have a new bag of pork fillet snacks & a bag of chicken fillets buried in the back of my pantry vault. I's plans to hoard these for myself but Mommy said she gonna take us to the mall (Petsmart) & get a bag for Ceeley. YAY! I's plan on asking Ceeley for one of HER fillets so's I's can help her celebrate her big day! Yessiree bob...that's what I's plan to do!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MOMMY SAD &amp; ASHAMED</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/693392</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 20:54:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/693392</guid>
		<description>Mommy got home from work today &amp; I's there to greet her at the door. She seemed a bit sad to me even ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy got home from work today & I's there to greet her at the door. She seemed a bit sad to me even though she picked me up & told me she loved very much. She still misses Rinky so much. She says now she's become very clingy with me & said she would just be lost if I wasn't  with her. She said she is going to make an appointment for me to get a check-up at the dogtor. She is ashamed to admit that I's never been to a 'weternarian! Rinky, may she rest in peace, was in and out of the dogtor's office more times than I can count. She had such delicate health. I's on the other paw, has never been sick a day in my life! Mommy still feels bad about never taking me in for a check-up. I's has been to mobile clinics. I's goes to them for my shots, my heart-wormy medicine and many moons ago I's go to a mobile clinic to get spayed so I's could remain pure & innocent. Mommy said she's gonna make a 'pointment for me to see a dogtor for a thorough check-up. Should I's be scared? Rinky once told me "Ebby, never ever voluntarily walk into a 'weternarian's office."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>THEM BAD KITTIES!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/692574</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 20:28:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/692574</guid>
		<description>Mommy's mad! Not at me, I's been real good lately. She's mad at my finicky cat siblings-fat Furby &amp;  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy's mad! Not at me, I's been real good lately. She's mad at my finicky cat siblings-fat Furby & Diamond. You see she bought them 2 bags of some 'espensive, premium cat food only to have them turn they's noseys at it & refuse to eat it! "It's a high quality food that's better for you!" Mommy tells them. "Not to mention I paid alot of money for it, you ungrateful fur-balls!" 

They's just look at her with a bored look in they's eyes saying, "Well we don't want it." BOL! Well you know me, I's flash my beady eyes at Mommy and bark, "Give it to me! I's eat it!" I's think wasting food is sinful. Anywho, Mommy said, "Thanks Ebby but you know you're not allowed to eat cat food." DANG!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>'SCUSE TO SNACK!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/692264</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 17:28:23 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/692264</guid>
		<description>Ceel is one of today's diary picks! Yeah! And since I'S the one who set up her page AND diary (with  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ceel is one of today's diary picks! Yeah! And since I'S the one who set up her page AND diary (with tiny, itty-bitty help from Mommy) I's feels I's should reap 1/2 the reward! "Mommy! Tear open that new bag of VitaLife 100% pork fillets! I's must celebrate Ceel's big day!"

Too bad Ceel went back home to her Ma's house early this morning. She got to spend an extra day with me on the account Mommy was gonna be 'fotygraphing' an elementary school just down the road from where Ceeley's Ma lives. Her & Mommy left real early this morning (bout 5:30 am). Ceel had a hard time getting out of bed cause it was too early! BOL!

Anywho, next time she comes over I's tell her she was a diary pick. Hmmmm...maybe...and that's a big MAYBE...I's save her a pork fillet! I's making no promises!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WEEKEND VISIT</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/691795</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 18 Sep 2010 17:54:31 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/691795</guid>
		<description>Well pups Ceeley is here vistin' for the weekend. I's told her I's has a surprise for her and showed ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well pups Ceeley is here vistin' for the weekend. I's told her I's has a surprise for her and showed her dog-page. She was so surprised!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>REMEMBERING SEPT. 11</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/690660</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 16:39:14 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/690660</guid>
		<description>On the morning of September 11, 2001, there was an unprecedented amount of activity at the Rainbow B ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ On the morning of September 11, 2001, there was an unprecedented amount of activity at the Rainbow Bridge. Decisions had to be made. They had to be made quickly. And, they were.

An issue, not often addressed here, is the fact that many residents really have no loved one for whom to wait. Think of the pups who lived and died in hideous puppy mills. No one on earth loved or protected them. What about the many who spent unhappy lives tied in backyards? And, the ones who were abused. Who are they to wait for?

We don't talk about that much up here. We share our loved ones as they arrive, happy to do so. But we all know there is nothing like having your very own person who thinks you are the most special pup in the Heavens.

Last Tuesday morning a request rang out for pups not waiting for specific persons to volunteer for special assignment... An eager, curious crowd surged excitedly forward, each pup wondering what the assignment would be.

They were told by a solemn voice that unexpectedly, all at once, thousands of loving people had left Earth long before they were ready.

All the pups, as all pups do, felt the humans' pain deep in their own hearts. Without hearing more, there was a clamoring among them - "May I have one to comfort?" "I'll take two, I have a big heart." "I have been saving kisses forever."

One after another they came forward begging for assignment. One cozy-looking fluffy pup hesitantly asked, "Are there any children coming?

I would be very comforting for a child 'cause I'm soft and squishy and I always wanted to be hugged." A group of Dalmatians came forward asking to meet the FireFighters and be their friends. The larger working breeds offered to greet the Police Officers and make them feel at home.

Little dogs volunteered to do what they do best, cuddle and kiss. Dogs who on Earth had never had a kind word or a pat on the head, stepped forward and said, "I will love any human who needs love."

Then all the dogs, wherever on Earth they originally came from, rushed to the Rainbow Bridge and stood waiting, overflowing with love to share - each tail wagging an American Flag

(by Alexander Theodore, Bouvier, Fourth Year Resident)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>CEELEY'S PAGE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/690652</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 14:26:50 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/690652</guid>
		<description>Okay pups, Ceeley's page is up! Mommy set it fast so she needs to do alot of work on it but she did  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Okay pups, Ceeley's page is up! Mommy set it fast so she needs to do alot of work on it but she did post some 'pitchers of her so's ya'll can see.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>GREAT NEWS!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/690619</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 10:45:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/690619</guid>
		<description>Ceeley's gonna be my cousin-sister!!! I's not gonna be alone much longer! Mommy said in a month or t ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ceeley's gonna be my cousin-sister!!! I's not gonna be alone much longer! Mommy said in a month or two when she's not so busy with work we's can take custody of Ceeley! YEAH!!! Gotta run, bark more 'bout this later!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>GUESS WHAT!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/688736</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 22:14:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/688736</guid>
		<description>OMD you's pups is not gonna believe the news I's got to tell yous!!! Mommy &amp; me drove cousin Ceeley  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMD you's pups is not gonna believe the news I's got to tell yous!!! Mommy & me drove cousin Ceeley back home tonight. She didn't seem too happy to be back at her home. Anywho, I's hear Mommy & auntie Letty talking. Auntie was asking Mommy 'sumtin 'bout petfinder & if Mommy'd been looking. Mommy told her yes but she gets so depressed everytime she looks. Then auntie asks, "What about Ceeley?" Mommy said "What about Ceeley? You mean you'd let me have her?" Mommy seemed shocked!

Auntie explained to Mommy that Ceeley really seems to enjoy being at our house. You see, Ceeley lives with her 2 old brothers Pablo and Monty. She is 'bout my age & enjoys going for walks. Auntie doesn't have alot of time to take her out. Auntie told Mommy that she knows that if Ceeley came to live with us Ceeley would probably be happier & auntie said knows Mommy would take really good care of her. She told Mommy it was worth a thought. Mommy & me is going to give it a real good thought.

Can you's pups believe it?!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MOMMY, EVERTHING GONNA BE ALRIGHT...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/688523</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 11:00:16 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/688523</guid>
		<description>...this what I's been telling my Mommy. We's gonna be alright. We's doing okay but everytime she vis ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ...this what I's been telling my Mommy. We's gonna be alright. We's doing okay but everytime she visits Rinky's page she just stares & stares at sweet Rinky & sometimes her eyes leak. I's does my best to comfort Mommy & I's does make her laugh with my antics. We's play together lots. She'll toss my ball Zoester so I can fetch her. Yes, I's finally found Zoester! She was at the bottom of my toy box with Wilson, my other ball. We's also play tug with my squeaky toys.

My weenie cousin Ceeley has been spending the week with me to keep me company. She volunteered her companion services. I's thinks she's here mainly for the food! I's been good too...I's haven't minded sharing with her. Rinky would be so proud of me. She always shared.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'S A SWINGER!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/685471</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 7 Aug 2010 19:22:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/685471</guid>
		<description>We's got back a while ago from the park. We went to Bullis park &amp; she took 'pitchers of me on the ba ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We's got back a while ago from the park. We went to Bullis park & she took 'pitchers of me on the baby swing. Then I's got on a 4-wheeler & Mommy took my 'pitcher there too. She said I's so cute!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MOMMY LAUGHED TODAY</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/685352</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 6 Aug 2010 19:50:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/685352</guid>
		<description>I's made my Mommy laugh today! Since Rinky left, Mommy been real sad. She plays 'wit me everyday &amp; g ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's made my Mommy laugh today! Since Rinky left, Mommy been real sad. She plays 'wit me everyday & gives me lots of hugs & kisses but Rinky's passing has wounded her deeply. I's miss her too, especially now that Mommy's gone back to work & I's home alone. When Mommy gets home I's there to greet her at the door. She drops everything to just pick me up & hug me. I's so happy to see her I's run zoomies 'round the house. Then I's goes & gets my burger squeeky toy & Mommy will play tug 'wit me & tosses it so I can chase it! She makes sure to spend at least 15 minutes playing with me before she does anything else. This has helped me adjust now that Rinky is gone. We's also goes for our regular walks almost everyday & I's been 'companying Mommy on errands to the store. She been doing much of her shopping late in the afternoon just so I's able to go 'wit her (it's cooler & I's able to wait in the car).

This evening Mommy decided to take me to Bullis Park (it's down the road from our home). When we arrived the park gate was already closed so we's couldn't drive inside. Mommy parks the jeep outside the park & we's walks in. We's has the whole park to ourselves. We's walks over to the playground. They has these swings & Mommy sits in one while I's sniffin' 'round. Then Mommy sees the swings for the little babies & she calls me over. She picks me up & puts me in one. I's sits in it & holds on to the front of it 'wit my front paws. Mommy gives me a light little push & I's swinging! Then Mommy bursts out laughing so hard. She said it's cause I's looked so cute & funny! She laughed & laughed. She said we's going back tomarrow same time so she can take her camera & take 'pitchers! After that, we's walk 'round the whole park. It was nice see Mommy laugh.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WHY SO MUCH SADNESS</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/685216</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 5 Aug 2010 20:14:36 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/685216</guid>
		<description>We's found out that one of our very good pals (Wyoming) is going to be saying good-bye to his dog-mo ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We's found out that one of our very good pals (Wyoming) is going to be saying good-bye to his dog-mom Cheyenne. She will be making the trip to the rainbow-bridge just like Wrinkles. I know Rinky will be there to greet her. Goodbye Cheyenne.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A RAINBOW</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/683997</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:59:28 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/683997</guid>
		<description>Yesterday as we's driving back from a walk in the park, Mommy happens to look up at the sky &amp; says,  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yesterday as we's driving back from a walk in the park, Mommy happens to look up at the sky & says, "Look Ebby, a rainbow!" Some water fell from her eyes. When we got home, she ran out & took a picture of it.

"Hi Rinky, you's okay up there? We's miss you here."]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MISSING RINKY</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/683615</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:54:32 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>I let Ebby outside for her potty break a while ago. After a short while I happened to look out the w ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I let Ebby outside for her potty break a while ago. After a short while I happened to look out the window & saw her sitting alone on the back porch just sniffing the air. It broke my heart to see her just sitting there alone seemingly deep in thought. I managed to snap a few photos of her. The sadness here is overwelming. I'm gonna force myself to get out of the house for a little while & take my little one out to the park for a while. It will do us both some good.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>RINKY IS GONE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/683014</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:12:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It's a strange day today. All day was strange &amp; hard for little me to understand. Mommy was so sad e ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It's a strange day today. All day was strange & hard for little me to understand. Mommy was so sad even though she didn't cry as much I knew something was wrong. Rinky was panting lots & I licked her face this morning but mostly I let her rest.

Mommy took us to the park this morning. We did a little sniffing but not like other days. It was just odd.

Then this afternoon Paw-Paw shows up. Rinky went up to him & he gave her a big hug & massaged her body. Then Mommy said it was time to go. 'Go where I's wondered?' We were loaded into the Jeep & Paw-Paw drove. When we got to where we was going, Mommy got out but Paw-Paw stayed with us in the car. Then Auntie Letty (Ceeley's Mom) showed up & was there with us. Then Mommy shows up with two ladies. Mommy opened the back door to the Jeep & gets inside with Rinky & me. Then the other ladies get in. They's talk nice to us & they's start petting Rinky. Auntie Letty come over & gets me & we goes stand nearby with Paw-Paw. Mommy stays with Rinky & the two ladies. I can hear Mommy telling Rinky what a good girl she's always been & how much she loves her. From where Auntie is standing with me, I can't see Rinky. But then Auntie moves to the side so I can see. 

I see Mommy hugging Rinky & talking to her & telling her everything is gonna be okay. Then Rinky turns her head & is looking staight at me. I's staring right back at her & flash her my smile. Then just like that, Rinky's head goes limp & Mommy starts crying so hard.

The ladies leave & Mommy tells Auntie to let me in the Jeep with her & Rinky. I's sit by Mommy & Rinky. Rinky looks to be sleep, but I's sense it's more than that...much more. Rinky is there but not there.

The ladies come back out & Mommy gives Rinky one more hug & the ladies take Rinky away. We drives home without my best friend & dog-sister.

The house is too quiet.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG AROUND HERE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/682847</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:13:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Rinky is panting lots &amp; her tail is drooping so I's knows she not well. She only ate a small amount  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Rinky is panting lots & her tail is drooping so I's knows she not well. She only ate a small amount of her food.  I's hear Mommy talking to Paw-Paw on the phone 'bout Rinky. Mommy's very sad. I heard her tell Paw-Paw 'something 'bout doing it tomarrow. I think Paw-Paw is coming over tomarrow but something is odd-I think they're taking Rinky somewhere. I's doesn't understand what's going on. Mommy is trying hard to keep Rinky comfortable as possible. She told me Rinky is not well & we's got to be strong for her. I's just doesn't understand what's going on!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SAD DAY HERE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/682808</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 10:43:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Rinky is sick again. It's a bad day here at our house. This morning, even I's didn't wanna eat my br ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Rinky is sick again. It's a bad day here at our house. This morning, even I's didn't wanna eat my breakfast. Mommy goes to her room away from Rinky & cries, I's knows cause I's hear her. She caught me standing by the door watching her. I's know she feels bad cause I caught her. It's a sad, sad day here.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>TAGGED BY FINLEY</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/682671</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:30:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I's been tagged by my fellow Texan Finley!

1. Do you ever wake your parent up in the night?
Very ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's been tagged by my fellow Texan Finley!

1. Do you ever wake your parent up in the night?
Very seldom, only if I's need to go potty or if I's hear a 'truder in the yard. Most of the time I's sleeps thru the night.

2. Do you ever tear up things?
Sometimes if I's frustrated or 'streamly excited.

3. What is your favorite treat?
Oh boy...you's sure you's have time for my answer! I's loves all meat beasts but I's 'specially loves the meat beasts my Paw-Paw grills for me. I's also LOVES my dried beast treats. I's also LOVES whatever Mommy is eating!

4. Can you fetch something when asked to do so?
Yes-siree-bob I's sure can! I's a great fetcher! Mommy says I's make a perfect goaly on a soccer team cause no ball gets past me! I's so good!

5. Have you ever lived any place other than where you live now?
Well I's did live in a chicken coop for 'bout a week before I's come live with Mommy.

OK You know what to do, so copy this and fill out your answers and send to 5 friends.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WE'S BACK!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/682349</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 16:02:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well we's finally back from dog-sitting our weiner cousins. I's goes there 'specting lots of good tr ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well we's finally back from dog-sitting our weiner cousins. I's goes there 'specting lots of good treats & was sorely disappointed! They has no treats whatsoever! Good kibble though. Lots of new smells, which is always 'esciting but I's glad to be home. It was nice to see Ceeley again, we's get along real good. She lives with her 2 old brothers Monty & Pablo who are 'almost' completely toothless & her 3 legged foster brother J.D. I's mainly hang 'round Ceeley & Rinky & 'voided the boys.

We barked at the neighbor's dog through the fence. We's also get to go for a walk thru Ceeley's neighborhood. That was 'ineresting even through we had to wear our 'harnys & leash. 

Dinner time seemed to take forever! First Mommy fed all 4 weiners. 'Cept for Ceeley, the boys are all on special meds. & diets. Monty has to take antibiotics cause he's had some toothys pulled. Pablo only has a few teeth left, so Mommy soaked his & Monty's food. J.D. was found on the street almost starved to death. He was skin & bones when Auntie started fostering him. Then one day Auntie takes them out to the ranch & J.D. got so 'escited he started running all over the place & got stepped on by a moo-beast & had to get one of his front legs cut off. You's never know he only has 3 legs the way he runs 'round. Anywho, Mommy had to put some powder in J.D.'s food cause something is wrong with his 'panticrus (pancreas). Anywho, Rinky & me had to wait patiently for all them to eat then it was our turn. IT TOOK FOREVER!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>DOG-SITTERS</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/682014</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:15:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well Rinky &amp; me is getting ready to go to our Auntie's house to dog-sit her dogs. You's pups remembe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well Rinky & me is getting ready to go to our Auntie's house to dog-sit her dogs. You's pups remember my weiner cousin Ceeley? Well that's where we's goin'--to dog-sit Ceeley & her weiner brothers Pablo & Monty & their 3-legged foster weiner dog. Auntie is gonna be out of town for the weekend so she asked us to dog-sit.

Hmmm...I's wonders what kind of treats they's has over there.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>THE RINKY REPORT</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/681832</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 08:23:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well thanks to all your well wishes &amp; pawrayers, I's wish to report that my dog-sister Rinky, 'peers ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well thanks to all your well wishes & pawrayers, I's wish to report that my dog-sister Rinky, 'peers to be back to normal! Cross your paws & hope to bark that it was just a 'glitch' as Flicka said. She did well yesterday--just a some runny poop. We's all camped out in the living room last night just in case Rinky needed to throwed up again. You's see the living room is not carpeted & it's close to the door so Mommy can let her out more quickly.
Anywho, she woke up with a hearty appetite & I's wish to report that her morning poop was nice & solid!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MY SISTER IS THE BOMB!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/681735</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:04:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/681735</guid>
		<description>Rinky is one of today's diary picks! Yippee! Oh and our pal Whitley is 'the' diary pick &amp; Petey is a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Rinky is one of today's diary picks! Yippee! Oh and our pal Whitley is 'the' diary pick & Petey is also a pick! Congrats to all of you! We was gonna get some special yummy treats to celebrate Rinky's diary pick but Mommy said maybe tomarrow. The reason is cause poor Rinky throwed up last night. I's wish to report that she seems okay today but Mommy wants to hold off on giving her anything that might upset her tummy. I wish she had a caste iron tum-tum like me but she doesn't. Everyone please 'pawray for my sister Wrinkles.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>COFFEE WOES!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/681540</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:43:08 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Not one little measley sip! Not one! Just a sip is all I's asked for but no joe! Mommy was drinking  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Not one little measley sip! Not one! Just a sip is all I's asked for but no joe! Mommy was drinking her morning coffee & it smelled so good so I's begged for a sip. I's laid on the Ebby charm & she just smiled & patted my little head & said, "Sorry lil' gremlin, coffee is for humans not for 'widdle doggies like you."

"But I's wants some!" I's continues pouting
"Ebby coffee stunts your growth & it'll upset your tummy. I'm not giving you coffee." she said.
"Escuses! Just escuses! I's stops growing years ago & you's knows I has a caste iron tum-tum that can handle anything!" I's continues begging.

This time she refused to share with me no matter how I begged. So not fair!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>GASEOUS AT IT AGAIN!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/681323</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 21:32:04 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Peeheew!!! That was the big one!!! Well seems Gaseous Rinky is at it again! I's over on my bed &amp; Gas ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Peeheew!!! That was the big one!!! Well seems Gaseous Rinky is at it again! I's over on my bed & Gaseous is 'sleep in front of her box fan 'cross from me. Well she lets one rip & DOG OH DOG was it a STINKER! Complete with 'soundy-fects' & everything! It sounded like one of those 'firequackers I's so afraid of only not as loud! Since she's in front of the fan the smell comes right to me. I see Mommy fanning her nose...the smell musta got her too! Rinky's fast 'sleep just setting off her stinky bombs! Poor Rinky, she can't help it. I's just hope her tummy doesn't start acting up again.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HOW I SPENT THE 4TH OF JULY</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/680632</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 6 Jul 2010 21:02:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I's has a QUIET &amp; peaceful 4th of July at my Paw-Paw's! No scarey or loud 'esplotions over there! Me ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's has a QUIET & peaceful 4th of July at my Paw-Paw's! No scarey or loud 'esplotions over there! Me & Goose (Paw-paw's dog) played tug & chase with each other & then played 'head-butt wrestling' with Paw-Paw. Then Paw-Paw fired up his grill & cooked some chicken for himself, Mommy & us! For lunch that day all us dogs got a bowl of chicken (de-boned of course) AND Mommy even gave Rinky & me some cubes of watermelon & 'cantylope! That night, with our bellies full of chicken & 'cantylope we went to bed for peaceful & QUIET rest! AND THAT IS MY IDEA OF A PERFECT JULY 4TH HOLIDAY!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>LOST</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/679942</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 2 Jul 2010 10:20:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I's can't believe she's rolled off! I's just can't believe it! I's so upset 'bout it! My ball Zoeste ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's can't believe she's rolled off! I's just can't believe it! I's so upset 'bout it! My ball Zoester has rolled off somewhere & is now lost! She wasn't wearing any tags & I's never thought 'bout micro-chipping her.
I's wanted to play with her today & she wasn't in the toy box. I's knows Rinky didn't take her cause she doesn't play with balls. I's interogated all the kitties & they swears they hasn't seen her. 
Oh, I's just got to find her! She couldn't have gone too far. I's gonna go sniff 'round & see if I can pick up her scent.

If any of you pups sees a pink tennis ball rolling 'round let me know--it's 'prolly Zoester!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WET DAY IN S.A.</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/679782</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 1 Jul 2010 11:08:00 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It's raining, it's pouring &amp; Rinky is snoring! 'Least it's not thundering! I's really, really scared ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It's raining, it's pouring & Rinky is snoring! 'Least it's not thundering! I's really, really scared of thunder. We's just inside sleeping, I guess this means no walk today...ugh! Rinky doesn't wanna go out cause she doesn't wanna get her paws wet, the kitties is all under the porch & I's only goes out for my pee-pee time. I's so B-O-R-E-D!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>THE STORY OF ME----Final Chapter</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/678811</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 22:10:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Continuing on from previous chapter....

I's spent that night lost out on that lonely road searchi ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Continuing on from previous chapter....

I's spent that night lost out on that lonely road searching for the nice man. The following morning, me hears & sees a familiar white truck coming towards me. I's moves to the side of the road as he passes. I's chase him down again! "MISTER, I'S DOWN HERE! CAN'T YOU'S SEE ME?! PLEASE STOP I'S DOWN HERE!!!" The man pulls over & again I's roll on my back & pee on myself. "For sure he's gotta beat for escaping," I thought.

"Ursula, why did you run off?" he asked as he put me back in the truck. He so nice, he didn't even kick me. I's wanted to tell him I's looking for him cause I's lonely. I built up the courage to lick his hand. He patted me on my head. By the way, Ursula is what he'd named me because he was watching a novela (a Mexican soap opera) in which there was a woman named Ursula who always dressed in black. Mommy later changed my name to Ebony. Hmmmm...I's gonna ask her to change my name to Ebony Ursula Gonzalez.

Anywho, I's taken back to the chicken coop where the man had patched the hole in the gate so I's wouldn't escape again. I's there for a couple of days until one morning I's spot this little human lady walking by with a brown dog that had a coat that looked to be 2 sizes too big. The dog was all wrinkled & was busy sniffing 'round. I's began barking my little lungs out! The lady & dog stopped & started walking in my direction.
I's got scared cause the dog started snorting & came charging toward me. I dropped to the ground by the gate & rolled on my back & peed on myself. I 'voided eye contact with the dog as she began sniffing me thru the gate. The lady runs over & says, "Wrinkles, that's enough you're scaring her." She walked in the yard & leaned down to pet me. I's pees on myself again.
"Awhhh...It's okay sweetie I won't hurt you. You are so cute! Look Wrinkles, isn't she a cutie just like you?"
Wrinkles began sniffing me again & then let me sniff her. 

And this is how I met Mommy & Wrinkles. The nice man that rescued me was my Paw-Paw. I's gonna let Mommy finish the story from here.

EBBY'S MOM: After walking back from the chicken coop I asked Dad, "Hey, who's little black pup is that in the chicken coop?" He said he'd found her on the side of the road. He claimed to be hiding her from Mom. All this time Mom said she'd known about the dog he was trying to hide from her! LOL! Well to make a long story short I asked Dad to let me take her home with me. "I'll bring her back to you in two weeks I said." Two weeks turned into 8 years & I still haven't taken her back & never will (except to visit of course)! I'd be lost without my little clown---she sure can make me laugh!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>THE STORY OF ME----Chapter 2</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/678745</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:40:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>***********Continuing on from my previous diary entry.
The nice man drives me to a barn where he ge ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ ***********Continuing on from my previous diary entry.
The nice man drives me to a barn where he gets a little cardboard box & fills it with some straw. We then drive by a house where he stops & gets out. He tells me to wait. A dog in the yard starts barking at me & I's get scared. The man comes out with a bag & we drives off again. We soon stop again & the man lets me out of the truck. I's follows him into this enclosure that has 2 buildings on either end & a large enclosed yard in the middle. He opens one of the buildings & I's follows him inside. He puts the box filled with straw at one end of the room. Then he opens the bag & takes out a bowl & fills it with water. He takes out another bowl filled with kibble. "I'll check on you later-Ursula!" he chuckles & steps out. He leaves the door to the shed open but he closes the gate to yard. I's starts whining trying to get out & follow with him. "No, you stay here. You'll be safe & I'll check in on you." He gets in his truck & I's watch him drive away. I's alone again. I's remembers the kibble & how hungry I's is so I's goes inside & eats. After my meal & drink I's goes outside to keep a lookout for the nice man. I's decided to 'esplore the yard. There's an 'ineresting faint smell that at the time I couldn't quite figure out what it was. I's later discovers that this place used to be an ole' chicken coop. The building where I's staying is a storage shed & the building on the other side is where the chickens used to go in to roost & lay eggs.

The man did come back later to check on me & bring me more food & check to make sure I had water. He was so kind to me. He told me he couldn't take me home with him because he already had a dog & mainly because his wife would have a fit if he brought home another one. He said he'd figure something out but in the meantime I'd have to stay here. Then he left & I's alone again. When it got dark I's goes inside & crawls into the little box of straw & goes to sleep. The man had cut one side of the box down a little bit to make it easier for me to jump in & out of.

For the next 2 days my life was as follows: The man would come in the morning with food & fresh water, he'd stay with me for a little while & pet & talk to me then he'd leave. He sometimes checked on me during the day. But most of the time I's alone. I's wanted to be with the man so one day I's discovers a hole in the gate & I's escapes thru it. I's just wanted to go find that man! I walks & walks & soon I's lost again. I's back on a lonely paved path & I's lost. Oh why did I leave that chicken coop! The voice in my brainy brain says,'Oh little one what have you done!"

**************************END OF CHAPTER 2**********************]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>THE STORY OF ME----------by Ebony Gonzalez</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/678440</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 15:07:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Rinky came up to me a few moons ago &amp; told me my fan...I's mean pals, would 'prolly be real 'inerest ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Rinky came up to me a few moons ago & told me my fan...I's mean pals, would 'prolly be real 'inerested in knowing how I's come to live with Mommy so I 'cited to tell my story.

It all started many, many moons ago when I's was a little young pup ('prolly 'bout 7 or 8 months old). I's just remembers being hungary, thirsty & scared. I's don't remembers how I ended up being all alone on that paved path in the middle of nowhere. Paw-Paw believes someone just dumped me there like I's a piece of trash! (Sniff, sniff) I's not trash! I's just a little black dog that wants to loved!

I's doesn't know how long I wandered 'long that lonely country path. I's doesn't even remembers if any cars passed by & if they does, they just kept going. My tummy kept telling me it was hungary but there was nothing to eat or drink so I's just kept walking 'long that path. I's so lonely & afraid. Then I's hears a voice in my brainy brain that tells me, 'I'm with you & will not forsake you. I love you & I'm sending someone for you soon.'

I's continues walking & soon me hears a sound. The sound gets closer & closer. In the distance me sees a white thing getting closer & closer. It's a white truck. I's moves to the side of the road. The truck is slowing down...I's makes eye contact with the man driving. I give a quick wag. The man seems to be thinking...then the truck speeds up again. "NOOOO! PLEASE MISTER COME BACK!!! DON'T LEAVE ME! I's hungary & scared."
A voice in my brain says 'Run after him! Run like you've never run before!' So I's runs & runs! I couldn't see the truck anymore but I keeps running. I turned a bend & could the truck a long way off in the distance. I kept running. I's feels my legs slowing down but I keep running. I's sees some red lights from the truck. It's so far away but I seem to be getting closer. I's keeps running & the truck gets closer. I's so tired & by now I's can tell the truck has stopped & pulled over.

I's finally reach the truck & collapse on the side of the road. The man steps out. Now I's scared. I roll on my back & pee on  myself. I's shaking as he leans down to pet me. I pee again. I wonders if he's gonna hit me. 

He asks what happened to me. I's pees again. He tells me it's okay, he's not gonna hurt me. He puts me in the back of his truck & we drives off. We get to a field where I sees a bunch of moo-beasts & a stream. The man unloads me & I follows him to the stream where I's allowed to get my fill of water. I's sooo thirsty. The nice man then picks me up & puts me in the water & starts to rinse me off. He puts me in the back of the truck again & we drives off.

....................TO BE CONTINUED...........................]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'S THE BOMB AGAIN!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/678064</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 14:04:55 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Yippee!!! I's one of today's diary picks! Thanks Dogster for taking notice of me in my new 'lucky' j ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Yippee!!! I's one of today's diary picks! Thanks Dogster for taking notice of me in my new 'lucky' jacket! Oh and happy Daddy's Day to all the daddys & Paw-Paws!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>NOT WHAT I WANTED</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/677553</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 16:03:48 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy 'cited she needed to do some shopping this morning but wouldn't take us cause she said it was  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy 'cited she needed to do some shopping this morning but wouldn't take us cause she said it was too hot for us to wait in the car. I's asks her to bring me back 'sumtin.

Anywho, she got back a while ago all happy & gitty & says, "Ebby, I got you something!"

"You's does?! Is it a giant bag of venison-beast jerky?! Is it a box of dog biscuits?!" I asked.

"Look at this cute little coat!" she say. "It says 'Good Girl' on it!"

Dang! This is not what I wanted! I's prefers to run around in my birthday suit! Next time I'll be more specific on what I want! 'Least I's won't have to wear it till winter time!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WEEKEND AT PAW-PAW'S</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/677213</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 13:55:38 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/677213</guid>
		<description>We spent 3 days out at our Paw-Paw's. We left Friday afternoon &amp; came back yesterday afternoon. I go ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We spent 3 days out at our Paw-Paw's. We left Friday afternoon & came back yesterday afternoon. I got to play with Paw-Paw's dog Goose (Jasper)& got to stick my head out the window of Paw-Paw's truck as we drove 'round the ranch site-seeing. I saw moo-beasts, venison-beasts, 'wabbits, 'dillos & gobble-gobble beasts! It was so 'esciting! Oh & they has this big garden out there where they grow all kinds of stuff like, tomatoes, 'taters, onions, green beans, grapes, black berries, squash, 'cutecumbers, melons, corn, peppers, okra, different kinds of herbs, etc.! 

Goose said that his job at the ranch is pest control. He 'lerts everyone when he spots a 'truder in the garden. Paw-Paw told Mommy that Goose is fixin' to be fired cause most of the time he's asleep on the job! He soooo lazy! He sleeps all the time like Rinky but at least Rinky has a 'scuse cause she's old, can't hear much & her health isn't the best. Oh & guess what else, Goose gets paid! He has a money jar by the living room filled with coins! Paw-Paw pays him 10 to 25 cents a day, depending on how well he does his job! Many days he doesn't get paid cause Paw-Paw says he doesn't report to work cause he's home sleeping!

Anywho, Paw-Paw cooked a pot of green beans while we was there & gave me & Rinky some in our bowls. Mommy & me was shocked when we saw Rinky gobble them down! She a picky eater & we didn't think she'd like them.

Well gotta run, I's gonna go help Mommy in the kitchen. She brought back some 'vegibles from the ranch is going to cook some. She said that she is going add some fresh green beans & squash to our brown rice dish! I can hardly wait for dinner-it's going to be soooooooooo goooooooood!!!!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>TAGGED BY  FURGIE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/677158</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 10:03:45 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>The only new rule is...if a pup pal has been tagged by ANY OTHER PUP they CANNOT be tagged again. (N ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ The only new rule is...if a pup pal has been tagged by ANY OTHER PUP they CANNOT be tagged again. (No repeat tagging) So, let's start and have some summer fun. TAG YOU'RE IT!!


HERE WE GO!!!

1. WHERE DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? On my doggie bed by the bedroom door so I's can sound the alarm if I's hears any 'truders.



2. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME(S) THAT YOUR PAWRENTS CALL YOU? I's has lots! My 'ficial name is Ebony but most of the time Mommy just calls me Ebby. Other nicknames include: Eboneezer, Ebbers, Piglet, Portly Butt, Burnt Muffin, Cutey-Patooty, Gremlin, Chitlin...etc. If there's food involved, I's answers to all of these! My Paw-Paw, calls me his 'Over-stuffed sausage.'



3. NOW THAT IT'S SUMMER, WILL YOU BE GETTING MORE COLD TREATS LIKE FROSTY PAWS, ICE CUBES OR ICE CREAM, ETC.?
Darn tootin'! That means yes!


4. NOW THAT SUMMER IS HERE, DO YOU HAVE A SWIMMING POOL YOU USE WHEN ITS HOT? Oh Noooooo, I's hates getting wet!



5. WHAT'S ONE THING YOU DO THAT DRIVES YOUR PAWRENTS CRAZY? My gluttony!


I's off to tag another pup!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>NEW SONG</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/676547</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:09:47 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/676547</guid>
		<description>Mommy 'cited to put new songs on our pages. She picked 2 new songs for Rinky. I insisted on picking  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy 'cited to put new songs on our pages. She picked 2 new songs for Rinky. I insisted on picking my own song. I looked 'round & found one that I liked. Hopes you's enjoys it!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>'NORED LONG NUFF!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/676071</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 7 Jun 2010 12:49:10 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/676071</guid>
		<description>I's had it with being 'nored! I's finally had to put my paw down &amp; demand some 'tention! I's been po ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's had it with being 'nored! I's finally had to put my paw down & demand some 'tention! I's been poutin' 'round trying to get Mommy to pay me some 'tention & FINALLY I suseeded'!

It been long time since my last entry & I's got lotta catching up to do. Mommy FINALLY informs me that I's famous! I's selected Dog of the Day a few days back & I's now have my own plaque on the Dogster walk of fame thanks to my pals Flicka & Lucas! Thanks to all of you that sent me rosettes & gifts. Not just that but I received numerous fan...I mean paw-mail & pal requests. Mommy better get to finger-dancing on the 'puter keyboard & answer my paw-mail!

Have I's told you's guys that Mommy 'sposly has me on a 'D'?! A 'D' is when you's given less food in order to loose pounds. I's considers it a 'potty' word & since we's not allowed to say bad words I's just says 'D'. Hmmppp...me on a 'D'...oh please...I's told Mommy over & over that I's doesn't believe in such nonsense but she keeps insisting! Well we'll see 'bout that!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WHOLE LOTTA CHANGES GOIN' ON</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/674986</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 1 Jun 2010 14:14:55 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/674986</guid>
		<description>We's been away a few days at Paw-paw's. You see Mommy, Paw-paw &amp; Aunt Letty went off to some place c ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We's been away a few days at Paw-paw's. You see Mommy, Paw-paw & Aunt Letty went off to some place called Costa Rica for 4 days & me & Rinky stayed with Goose (Paw-paw's dog)out at the ranch. Mommy's cousin David looked out for us. He did a good job but we's so glad our Mommy's back. Mommy & Paw-paw got back Sunday night & we was sooo happy! Goose ran zoomies 'round Paw-paw's feet & Rinky & me ran straight to Mommy. Then I ran to Paw-paw to sniff out his pockets. He always brings me treats in his pockets. Rinky stayed at Mommy's side.

Anywho, we got back home yesterday & are still trying to catch up on all the changes here at Dogster. Me sees my pal Nina Weiner has taken on dog-dancing! She must be practicing to try-out for Dancing with the Stars or sumtin! 
Oh & what's with all the free meatz?!!!! LOVE IT!!!!! At first me thinks~Zaidie pup has finally done it! He somehow hacked into the Dogster zealie vault & stole all the meatz & goodies!

Mommy is still trying to get used to the new Dogster. Gonna take some time. We's trying to catch-up on everyone's diaries. Thanks to everyone who left me burgers, melon, hot-dogs & ice cream on my page! I's eaten most & am hoarding the rest!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>GETTING RID OF WRINKLES!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/673667</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 25 May 2010 22:54:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I's laying on the floor watching television with my Mommy when this 'mercial comes on for some cream ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I's laying on the floor watching television with my Mommy when this 'mercial comes on for some cream that gets rid of Wrinkles!!! CAN YOU 'BLIEVE THE NERVE OF SOME HUMANS!!!!!

WELL HEAR THIS ALL YOU WRINKLE CREAMERS:

If any of yous trys to come near my dog-sister Wrinkles & try to get rid of her with that cream, me & my kitty entourage will 'tack you! You have been warned nuff said!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>TASTED 'SUMTIN NEW</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/672846</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 20 May 2010 22:29:53 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/672846</guid>
		<description>This Thursday evening Mommy 'cited she needed to go do some grocery shopping. Rinky seemed to be up  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This Thursday evening Mommy 'cited she needed to go do some grocery shopping. Rinky seemed to be up to it so Mommy asked us if we wanted to go with her & wait in the car. It was nice, breezy & cool so there was no danger but she still left the windows cracked open. We loves going for rides with Mommy.

Anywho, when we got home Mommy starting putting away the groceries. She took out some red 'nuggets' she said was called 'stwaberries' or 'sumtin like that. She washed em' & started eatin' em'. OOOOOOHHHHHH,  they looked sooooo GOOOOD!!!!! I couldn't help myself~I WANTED A 'STWABERRY!!!!! So I gave her the eyes! You pups know what I's talkin'  'bout! The eyes~does' sad puppy-eyes! Since I has small beady eyes, I opens mine real big (Mommy says they look like they's gonna pop out of my head)!

Mommy starts laughing & says: "Ebby, this is strawberry not meat. It's fruit & you probably won't like it."

"STWABERRY!!! I WANT STWABERRY!!! PLEASE MOMMY!!!! LOOK INTO MY PUPPY EYES & GIVE A STWABERRY!!!" I shamelessly begged & pleaded!

"Oh for heaven sake Ebby! Fine, I'll give you one small strawberry but you won't like it!" says Mommy.

I chomped down on that berry & asked for more but Mommy put them away. She laughs & shakes her head at me. "I shoulda known better! Gosh Ebby, is there anything you won't eat?!" she says.

Me thinks for a while then answers~"Rocks!"]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MY THEME SONG</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/672757</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 20 May 2010 12:31:15 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>When you hear the theme song on my page, imagine the words altered a bit. This is how it should soun ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ When you hear the theme song on my page, imagine the words altered a bit. This is how it should sound:

EBONY & MY RINKY,
LIVE TOGETHER IN PERFECT HARMONY,
SIDE BY SIDE WITH THEIR KIT-TY SI-BLINGS
OH LORD WHY DON'T WE!

WE ALL KNOW THAT DOGGIES ARE THE SAME WHERE EVER YOU GO
THERE IS GOOD AND BAD, IN EVERYONE...........................................

(chor us)
EBONY & RINKY
LIVING IN PERFECT HARMONY
EBONY & RINKY....................................


BOL, BOL, BOL, BOL.....Now my song is PERFECT!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'S  B-A-C-K!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/672296</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 17 May 2010 12:45:46 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/672296</guid>
		<description>That's right everypup...Ebony Schipperke Gonzalez is finally back! It's been a long time since Mommy ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right everypup...Ebony Schipperke Gonzalez is finally back! It's been a long time since Mommy has had time to enter an entry in my diary. As you all know, Rinky been real sick lately & I's had to take a back seat for a while. Me understands but now that Rinky is doing better it's me, Me, ME time! I's been pouting 'round the house & Mommy finally says: "Awh...you feelin' neglected Ebby?"

"Somewhat!" I answer. "It's been weeks or maybe even years since my fans...I mean pals have read anything new in my diary!!! (sniff, sniff) What if they forgot 'bout me?!"

"Oh Ebby, don't be so dramatic!" says Mommy. "Let's go outside while Rinky is sleeping & take your picture so I can post it for you on your page."

"Well okay, but I's not smiling!" I said.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>2010 FIESTA POOCH PARADE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/668246</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 11:57:33 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/668246</guid>
		<description>This morning I 'pawticipated in the 2010 Fiesta Pooch Parade! There was hundreds of dogs &amp; their hum ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This morning I 'pawticipated in the 2010 Fiesta Pooch Parade! There was hundreds of dogs & their humans. Some were in costumes, some were on floats & some was just nekkid! I didn't wear a costume this year but I did wear a festive pink lei. Mommy was so proud of me cause as 'portly' as me is, I walked the whole 3 mile parade route! I's huffing & puffing but I did it! This year, they's even have mariachi music for us pooches! Mommy posted some pictures on my page.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>LITTLE DIVA</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/668062</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 08:33:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/668062</guid>
		<description>When Mommy logged on to dogster today she was happy to see that I had been selected as a diary pick  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ When Mommy logged on to dogster today she was happy to see that I had been selected as a diary pick of the day.
 "Ebby look," she said "you are one of today's diary picks!"
"I is!" I replied.
"Yes you are! That means it's your special day & since I'm off today, I'm gonna take you & Rinky to the park for a nice long walk! You like that?!" she asked.
"Oh yes!" I replied, "And since it's my special day I have some special requests! I would like to have some venison-beast or moo-beast for breakfast & dinner, plus quacker snacks & some broth to wash it all down!"
"Now, now Ebby...you know I have to defrost your meat & then cook it & that takes a while." said Mommy.
"But that is what I want." I insisted.
"Well okay but you'll have to wait for dinner you little diva!" she said.

Yeah! And to think I's only 'a' diary pick and not 'the' diary pick! Hee hee!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>NOW THEY'S DONE IT!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/667934</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 14:57:19 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/667934</guid>
		<description>As alpha dog 'round here I am forced to call a meeting with my feline-siblings! 
I don't wanna but  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As alpha dog 'round here I am forced to call a meeting with my feline-siblings! 
I don't wanna but Mommy said she's had it & asked me to do 'sumtin 'bout it!
You see, Mommy is finally fed up with Furby & Tommy Tom Cat's (he's the stray cat that comes over for free hand-outs) spraying. They are constantly straying every tree, bush, door, car tire, etc. She can't stand it any more & the other day when she caught Furby doing it she sprayed him with the water hose & yelled "Ebony make him stop!" I can tell when she's serious so I immediately gave chase & ran Furby up a tree! Then she walked to the other side of the yard & found Tommy Tom Cat doing the same thing! She was so mad she chased him herself! She said she was no longer gonna feed him & he was not welcome here anymore! She was so frustrated! I was scared she really meant it & I's scared she gonna get rid of all my cat entourage! I loves my entourage!!!

Tommy Tom Cat is outside the yard meowing & begging for food & Furby is meowing up in the tree. I looks from one cat to the other & then at Mommy with worry in my eyes. That's when Mommy's soft heart kicks in & she breaks down. She looks at 'alla us & her anger fades away.  She asked Tommy to come back & she fed him, then she called for Furby to come down so she could dry him off. Thank goodness for Mommy's soft heart~all is well & I don't have to call this dreaded meeting anymore!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>VIVA FIESTA!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/667384</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:40:52 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>That's right everyone, it's Fiesta time in San Antonio! Fiesta is a 2 week event filled with differe ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right everyone, it's Fiesta time in San Antonio! Fiesta is a 2 week event filled with different events & activities held thoughout the city. Many tourists come to San Antonio during this time.  And the coolest thing is that there is a fiesta event just for us pooches & our peeps! It's called the Fiesta Pooch Parade & we have been attending it for years. Rinky used to go but not anymore cause she's old & slow & the three-mile parade route is just too much for her. Plus, she hates walking on a harness or leash. I REALLY wish Rinky could go cause we's goes everywhere together & I tends to get a bit scared & nervous 'round SOOOOO many dogs & humans. When Rinky used to go we'd have each others backs. We'd stick close to each other. Now it's just me & Mommy & Auntie & Ceeley & sometimes Paw-paw & Goose. Once we pooches starts marching I calm down. Last year, it was tough but I walked the whole 3 miles. I was sore for almost a week but I did it! Mommy said Doo & Austin's Mom (Miss LouAnn) might come join us! That would be so cool!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MORNING OF TERROR</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/666993</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 12:51:22 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>It all began early this morning. I was awakeneded by a terrifying rain storm. The worst part was the ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ It all began early this morning. I was awakeneded by a terrifying rain storm. The worst part was the VERY loud thunder & lightening. I was SOOO scared I's started panting hard & shaking like a leaf! I runs to the bed & tried my hardest to climb up with my Mommy but I couldn't reach! I JUST WANTED MY MOMMY!!! (I thought of my pal Pogo & how she would understand the terror I was going through!)
Mommy finally wakes up & tries to comfort me. "Ebby, get a hold of yourself sweetie. It's just the Great Master in the sky moving things around," she said.
What he drops something & it falls on my tubby little body, I thought! I will be killeded!!! I WANT TO LIVE!!! 
Please Great Master...no more...I'll be good, I'll be good...I begged!!! I is sorry for all my sins~my gluttony, my disobedience at times, my greed, the shameless way I conn Mommy into feeling guilty & giving into me!!! PLEASE GREAT MASTER...NO MORE!!!!
After what seemed an eternity of  terror the storm stopped. The Great Master had heard my pawryer request.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MY DREAM JOB</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/666856</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:38:34 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/666856</guid>
		<description>I was dog-dreaming the other day 'bout what it would be like to have a human job. You pups ever wond ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I was dog-dreaming the other day 'bout what it would be like to have a human job. You pups ever wonder 'bout things like that? Anywho, I's a intelectual dog so I sometimes ponder 'bout these things. Even though I enjoy my career as a watch-dog, I can't help but wonder what it would be like to have a human job. My DREAM job would be to work as a dishwasher at a steakhouse restaurant! I just knows, in my hearty heart that this is the most aspired position in any restuarant. I would wash those dishes clean with my tongue & eat all the left-over steak! Ahhh...I do have such BIG dreams...

Anywho, what 'bout the rest of  you pups~if you could have any human job, what would it be & why?]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MOMMY'S ON THE ROOF</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/664946</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 5 Apr 2010 16:18:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>That's right pups, my fearless Mommy 'cited to clean the gutters herself rather than have some 'man' ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right pups, my fearless Mommy 'cited to clean the gutters herself rather than have some 'man' do it for her. I's been barking all day at all the noise she's making! She set up a ladder & climbed up like a cat while carrying a leaf-blower with a long 'string' attached to it (extension cord). My cat-siblings, Sweet-Pea, Tux & Sunshine reported that they was up there cat-napping when Mommy arrived. They were shocked to see her there! Soon after I heard the leaf-blower roaring & it started raining leaves! Bunches & bunches of leaves! 'Bout 1 hour later, Mommy comes down. She used the leaf-blower to blow the leaves out from the gutters & off the roof. Oh, & she said she my bark is so loud & piercing that she could actually hear it over the roaring of the blower! Gee, thanks Mommy that's a GREAT compliment to a dog! Next week she plans to tackle the leaves on the garage.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HE CAME!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/664677</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 4 Apr 2010 11:33:24 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>The Easter Bunny came to my house! This morning Rinky &amp; me each found a package of dried chicky brea ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ The Easter Bunny came to my house! This morning Rinky & me each found a package of dried chicky breast snacks in our doggie bowls plus a hard-boiled egg for each of us! I's so 'egg-cited' I couldn't stop wiggling my tush & wagging my tail! Mommy cleaned our eggs & cut it up for us so we could eat it for breakfast. Then she opened our chicky treats & let us each have a piece. Rinky grabbed her piece, looked at me, gave me a little growl & took off quickly to her corner. I guess she's not gonna let me steal this treat! BOL!
Anywho, later today Mommy said we's gonna be havin' us a Easter egg hunt in the yard! She's said there are four eggs hidden some where for us to find (2 eggs for me & 2 for Rinky). Can't wait to find mine!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'M SO 'EGG-CITED'</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/664280</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 2 Apr 2010 11:26:30 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/664280</guid>
		<description>A while back Mommy told Rinky &amp; me that for Easter she would cook some hard-boiled eggs for us. I LO ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ A while back Mommy told Rinky & me that for Easter she would cook some hard-boiled eggs for us. I LOVE eggs!!!! She even mentioned 'sumtin 'bout maybe hiding the eggs in the yard & letting us sniff them out. This is soooo exciting cause I know I'll sniff out ALL the eggs & they'll be MINE, MINE, MINE!!! Rinky is not into sports, so I'm sure Mommy will just hand feed her her eggs. Rinky is a good sniffer & she does like to go 'sniffin but if there is food involved I can out-sniff her!!! I have been doing nose-sniffin 'wexercises in preparation for the big day! I can't wait!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>VACATION NEARING END</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/662821</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:43:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/662821</guid>
		<description>Ceeley's week vacation at our house is almost over. Auntie Letty comes to get her tomarrow. It sure  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ceeley's week vacation at our house is almost over. Auntie Letty comes to get her tomarrow. It sure has been nice having her help me out around here. She's an excellent watch-dog just like myself. And just like me, she enjoys the job. The other day she sounded the 'truder alarm and we went racing outside. I took the front yard & she took the back. I was inspecting my side when I heard Ceeley barking. 

CEELEY: (bark, bark, bark...which translated means) 'Truder spotted, 'truder spotted!!! Ebby I has me a 'truder cornered back here!!!
EBBY: Who is it?!!! Identify!
CEELEY: It's a black feline! I has him with his paw up!
EBBY: Is it Raven? She's our kitty!
CEELEY: No, me knows Raven's smell! This is a big black skinny cat! Smells like a stray. He claims he has 'pawmission to be here!
EBBY: Oh that's Tommy Tomcat! He's a friendly! He's here for his daily hand-out. Mommy feels bad for him cause noone seems to care for him so she gives him food. We are not to bother or harass him she said. Once he eats his bowl of food he usually leaves. Now if you see a big black & white feline, you chase him out! That's Patches & he has a home. He lives next door & likes to come harass my kitties & steal their food! Noone is gonna steal my cats food 'cept ME!!! Good Work Ceeley!

This past weekend we all went to Paw-paw's. We had so much fun playing chase, going for long walks out on the ranch, & the best part was the food! Paw-paw grilled steaks & fish for him & Mommy. He even grilled a separate steak which was divided amongst us dogs!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>THE RULES</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/661812</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:15:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>EBBY: How was your dinner Ceel? 
CEELEY: Oh. My. Dog! The food here is soooo goood! Ya'll get to ea ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ EBBY: How was your dinner Ceel? 
CEELEY: Oh. My. Dog! The food here is soooo goood! Ya'll get to eat like this all the time?!
EBBY: Yep! Today was nothing! Just kibble mixed with some good canned. Wait till tomarrow~we'll get real moo-beast chunks mixed in our kibble & 'posbly a bowl of moo-beast broth & 'quacker snacks for dessert!
CEELEY: I can hardly wait! Ma' would have a hearty 'tack if she knew what I ate! She so strict! 
EBBY: Doesn't she ever cook for you or share what she's eating with you?
CEELEY: I wish! Ma' can eat a steak right in front of us & not share a single crumb with us & will sleep quite well at night! She doesn't feel guilty 'bout not sharing with us at all!
EBBY: Not my Mommy! Alls I have to do is flash my beady eyes at her & she gives in! Well 'nuff chit-chat~time to get down to 'biness. As the alpha-dog 'round here, I have certain rules I 'spect you to follow okay?
CEELEY: Okay.
EBBY: I don't like to 'peat myself so listen good okay? You 'lisnin?!
CEELEY: I's 'lisnin.
EBBY: I have alot of 'sponsibilities 'round here being the ONLY watch-dog. Rinky is here for decorative purposes only so she never lifts a paw to help me with my duties. She seldom ever barks...(Ebby leans & whispers to Ceeley)...I don't think she knows how.
RINKY: I heard that! I do too know how to bark! I just don't wanna!
EBBY: Okay Rinky, calm down! Don't get your winkles in a wad, I's just kidding. Go back to your beauty sleep. Anywho, back to the rulesys. I know weiners are good barkers so Ceeley you will help me sound the alarm when you hear strange noises or 'truders in the yard.
CEELEY: That sounds like fun! I'm a great barker!
EBBY: You will also help me patrol the yard & chase out any 'truders.
CEELEY: This is so exciting!
EBBY: I like your attitude! Now, you are not to harass the felines that live here. They are part of my entourage & my friends. I'll introduce you to their smells later. Any other felines that try to come into the yard you can chase out. Don't hurt them just tell 'em to get out.
CEELEY: What if they don't listen to me or try to scratch me?
EBBY: Just tell 'em you are barking on behalf of the 'Yard Warden' and they'll listen! That's what the cats around here call me. That's 'bout it, Rinky anything you wanna add?
RINKY: You just 'bout said it all.
EBBY: Any questions?
CEELEY: Nope. I can't wait to earn my keep!
EBBY: We're gonna get along just fine.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>COUSIN CEELEY</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/661729</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:24:40 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>As some of you pups may know, my weiner cousin Ceeley is spending a week at our house. We are having ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As some of you pups may know, my weiner cousin Ceeley is spending a week at our house. We are having alot of fun & she's helping me out with my watch-dog duties. She says she loves our yard cause it's MUCH bigger than hers & its chain-linked so you can actually see everything.

Auntie dropped Ceeley off 3 moons ago. She left her with a big bag full of stuff. I was curious to see what was in the bag, so after Auntie left, Rinky & me went to sniff out the contents. Ceeley just watched.

EBBY: (Sniff, sniff) Whatcha got in the bag? (Sniff, sniff) What's this big thing?
CEELEY: That's my sleeping bag. Ma' said its my sleeping quarters.
EBBY: Hmmm...looks comfy!
RINKY: We got you a foam mattress bed so you can put your sleeping bag on top.
CEELEY: Gee thanks!
EBBY: (sniff, sniff) What are these?
CEELEY: Those are my wee-wee pads.
EBBY: Wee-wee Pads?!!! Aren't you house-broke?!!!! We don't use wee-wee pads 'round here!!! I 'spect you to hold it in just like we do till Mommy gets home to let us out!
CEELEY: I am too house-broke! But you've been to my house, don't you remember we has us a doggie door & can go in & out whenever we has the urges. Ma' said the wee-wee pads were for just in case.
EBBY: Oh that's right, you do have a doggie door. I 'spose if you MUST use it you can but I still 'spect you to only use it in case of a 'mergency.
CEELEY: Oh, okay.
EBBY: What's in this bag? Sure smells good! (sniff, sniff, sniff)
CEELEY: That's my kibble. Ma' packed me enough breakfast & dinner for a week.
EBBY: REALLY?!!! Smells good! Well you're just gonna have to share your kibble with me!
CEELEY: But if I share it with you, what will happen if I runs out?! I won't have nothing left to eat?!
EBBY: Hmmm...that is a problem...hmmm...how long can you go without eating?
RINKY: Ebby!!!! If you want some of Ceeley's food then you have to share your food with her!!!
EBBY: Okay, okay! Geez Wrinkles! I's just pulling your paw Ceeley! Although it's not in my nature, I will share my food with you. Did your Ma pack any canned or moo-beast, or venison beast?
CEELEY: No, just kibble. Ma' keeps me on a tight leash. She measures out my kibble cause she doesn't want me to get fat. I almost never get canned food.
EBBY: Oh no, no, no!!! Look at my figure Ceeley...this is the result of GOOD EATIN'! Don't nobody wanna a bone but us dogs...and that's so we can eat it! Tell you what~you share your kibble with me & I'll have Mommy mix some of my wet food in with your kibble.
CEELEY: (Jumps around with glee) REALLY EBBY?!!! You got a deal!!!!
EBBY: Come Ceeley, it's almost din-din, I'll finish going over the rules after we eat.

Ebby, Ceeley & Rinky go prancing into the kitchen.

.....................................................to be continued....................................................]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>THANKS FOR THE ADVICE DEMON!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/660225</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:36:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/660225</guid>
		<description>I was reading over the comments left on my last diary entry and have 'cited to take my pal Demon's ' ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I was reading over the comments left on my last diary entry and have 'cited to take my pal Demon's 'vice. I said that if anyone tried to pinch me this St. Paddy's Day, I would 'fend myself by biting them back!  I've thought 'bout it & I don't want Mommy to get 'suited cause of me and I DEFINATELY don't want get 'rested by the dog-catchers & taken downtown! For this reason I am gonna follow my pal Demon's 'vice.

He said that instead of biting the pinchers, I should have them 'rested for 'saulting me! I will NOT...let me repeat...WILL NOT be pinched this St. Paddy's Day!!!

DID YOU HEAR ME HUMAN PINCHERS?!!! Ebony Schipperke Gonzalez WILL NOT be pinched! And if you try to pinch me on my tushy or cheeky, I will have Mommy 
call the human catchers (police) on you & you will be taken to human pound (jail) & possibly put to sleep for 'saulting me!!! Demon, do they put humans to sleep for 'saulting a dog? It's only fair~they put us dogs to sleep for biting~they should do the same to humans for hurting us!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>PINCHERS  BEWARE!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/659980</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:05:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/659980</guid>
		<description>In order to 'void any  lawsuits I may cause, Mommy decided to play it safe with me &amp; post a 'picher  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ In order to 'void any  lawsuits I may cause, Mommy decided to play it safe with me & post a 'picher of me wearing 'sumtin green for St. Paddy's Day! In my last diary entry I happened to say that if anyone tried to pinch me, I would bite them!
 
PINCHERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED: if you try to pinch me I WILL 'fend myself!!!

 Mommy told me that so long as I have 'sumtin green on, oneone can pinch me. Anywho we went thru my sweater & coat drawer & found this green garter Mommy said I could put 'round my neck. Now noone can send me any pinches over the 'puter either!!!

P.S.~Rinky is too nice to bite back so I let her borrow my green collar so she could 
           post a 'picher of herself with 'sumtin green. If anyone trys to pinch her I
           WILL  'fend her too! Nuff said!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whoo-Hoo I've been Tagged!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/659333</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 7 Mar 2010 13:49:46 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/659333</guid>
		<description>Oh goody, I been tagged by my pal Finley! Thanks Finley I aways enjoy a good game of tag!

*Here i ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh goody, I been tagged by my pal Finley! Thanks Finley I aways enjoy a good game of tag!

*Here is what you have to do now. Copy & paste this entry into your diary. Please include these instructions, also! Delete my answers and enter your own. Be sure to mention or thank the furiend who Tagged you ! Send a paw-mail or zealie off to the furiend/s you would like to Tag. That's it! You may want to read your furiends Diary entries afterwards and thank them for playing. Have fun!

Q.-Are you Irish?
A.-No my breed comes from Belguim. But I live in a country called San Antonio so that makes me a Belguimese-San Antonian! Go Spurs!

Q.-Do you and /or your family celebrate St. Patrick's Day?
A.-Never heard of this holiday but if food is involved I plan on celebrating.

Q.- How?
A. -What food do you eat on St. Paddy's Day? Whatever it is I'll eat it in celebration.

Q.-Will you wear Green?
A.-I 'spose I can throw on a green shirt or 'sumtin. Noone better dare pinch me or you will get bit! You have been warned!

Q.- What?
A.- Either a collar or shirt.

Q.-Do you like Corned Beef and Cabbage?
A. -Now we're talkin'! I'll eat both! I love cabbage! I've eaten it before.

Q.-Do you believe in leprechauns?
A.-Yes!

Q.-Why?
A.-Wrinkles is one! She's aloof & though she doesn't make shoes like a 'lepichaun', she is obsessed with her paws!

Q.-What would you like to find at the end of the rainbow?
A.-LOTS & LOTS OF FOOD!!!! Moo beast, venison beast & lots of  'quacker snacks'!
I am off to tag some furiends...

1. Pogo
2. Sasha
3. Sandra Marie 
4. Nina (my Mini-Me)
5. Abigail]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>FEELIN'  BETTER &amp; EATIN'  QUACKERS</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/659216</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 6 Mar 2010 20:30:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/659216</guid>
		<description>I wish to report that my dog-sis Rinky finally got over her tummy troubles is now back to normal. Th ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I wish to report that my dog-sis Rinky finally got over her tummy troubles is now back to normal. The only good thing 'bout her bein' sick was the food! Even Wrinkles will agree with this. We ate chicken & rice for a week---YUMMMY! Oh and Mommy bought us these new yummy snacks-they are made from 100%  dried 'quacker' breasts (duck)!  Anywho, we had chicken & rice soup with 'quackers'!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>DIARY PICK &amp; A GIFT</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/658656</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 3 Mar 2010 17:14:39 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/658656</guid>
		<description>WOW!!! Today is MY day! First my diary is selected as one of the diary picks &amp; then Rinky &amp; me recie ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ WOW!!! Today is MY day! First my diary is selected as one of the diary picks & then Rinky & me recieve a surprise package in the mail! Our friends Redford, Cooper, Nina (known as my Mini-Me), Strider, Mick, Wishbone & Keighty sent Wrinkles & me matching collars. And not just one but THREE collars each! Thanks pals! You can us wearing one of the collars on our pages. Thank you so much to all of you who left gifts & comments on my page congratulating me on my diary pick!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>RINKY UPDATE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/657840</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:04:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well we are back from the 'weternarian. We all got up early cause Rinky's 'pointment was a 8 am. Las ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well we are back from the 'weternarian. We all got up early cause Rinky's 'pointment was a 8 am. Last night Mommy bought Rinky a jar of  human pup food (baby food). It was a jar of turkey, peas & carrots. I begged for Mommy to let me have a taste (I wanted to taste it to make sure it was safe for Rinky's tum-tum). Mommy let me have a spoonful & I thought it tasted delicious. Mommy also gave both of us a little bowl of warm homemade moo-beast broth with some spoonfuls of pure pumpkin mixed in to help ease Rinky's tum-tum. Mommy thinks all this may have worked cause Rinky didn't have any 'splotions this morning.

Anywho, we got to the 'weternarian's office & I waited in the car while Rinky reluctantly went inside with Mommy. I waited & waited & finally Mommy came out but without Rinky! " Hey, you forgot Wrinkles!" I barked. Not to worry Mommy said, "They are gonna run some tests & we'll be back in an hour to pick her up." I was gonna offer to stay with Rinky to keep her company but then I remembered Rinky's words to me "Ebby, NEVER EVER voluntarily walk into a 'weternarian's office!" So I 'cided to keep quiet. In order to kill time, Mommy & me went to a nearby park to spend some quality 'Ebby-Mommy time.' That was nice. Then Mommy went & bought herself a 'samich & even let me have a little piece! Anywho, after we each ate our 'samich, it was time to go get Wrinkles.

Mommy went in & again I waited & Waited & WAITED! I barked at many different dogs that went in & out. A labby, a bloodhound, a irish setter, a kerry blue, a yorkie, a bulldog pup, two other mix breed dogs & a cat! Finally Mommy comes out holding more pillsys & a bag of kibble (hmm...wonder what it tastes like)! "HEY, where's Rinky?! You forgot Rinky!" I barked. Then I saw another woman carrying Wrinkles! "PUT HER DOWN!" I barked. "Mom, Wrinkles is being stolen!"
"It's okay Ebby, she's just helping me with Wrinkles." said Mommy. The woman put Wrinkles in the car next to me & closed the door. I sniffed Rinky all over & wondered if she was okay. Mommy said Rinky was gonna be fine.
"What they do to you in there Rinky?" I asked.
"I don't wanna bark 'bout right now," she said & laid down. Poor Rinky! I left her alone & didn't bother her on the way home. When she feels better she'll bark about it in her diary. Don't worry pups, Rinky will be okay. Thanks for all your pawryers!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/657708</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:35:02 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I am really worried about Rinky! Something is not right with her &amp; Mommy &amp; me are starting to get ve ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I am really worried about Rinky! Something is not right with her & Mommy & me are starting to get very worried. This morning when Mommy got up to get ready for work she let Rinky out to go potty & she threw up on the door step. She also threw up all her dinner yesterday. When Mommy got home she discovered that Rinky had another poopy 'waxident in the kitchen. She has very bad 'dirrea. Mommy got even more worried cause of the way I was acting around Rinky. I let Rinky stretch out across both our beds & I opted to lay on the floor. When Rinky walks by I move to the side quickly giving her more room to pass by. Mommy finds this odd. Mommy says my behavior is alarming  because it's as though I KNOW something is not right & this has Mommy more scared. Mommy is taking Rinky to the 'weternarian tomarrow morning. Rinky is due for her thyroid check-up but Mommy told receptionist she was a complete check-up. I plan to accompany my sweet sister Rinky to the 'weternarian's office for moral support. I shall wait in the car while she gets checked-out but I'll be there waiting for her when she gets out. Everyone PLEASE say a pawryer for Rinky cause Mommy & me are really scared!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/656831</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:54:15 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/656831</guid>
		<description>I had told my look-alike-pal Nina (http://www.dogster.com/dogs/296173) that I was gonna get some bra ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I had told my look-alike-pal Nina (http://www.dogster.com/dogs/296173) that I was gonna get some braids just like the ones she is wearing in her profile picture. Well...my stylist (Mommy!) got it all wrong! She gave me a horrible curly weave which is not what I asked for! Then she had the nerve to take my picture! she kept saying "Ebby where's your famous smile? Smile sweetie!" I refused!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MMM...MMM...GOOD!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/655005</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:11:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/655005</guid>
		<description>OMD, OMD, OMD!!!!! Guess what Rinky &amp; me just got finished having! A nice warm bowl of Moo beast bro ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ OMD, OMD, OMD!!!!! Guess what Rinky & me just got finished having! A nice warm bowl of Moo beast broth with lots of settlings (settling are tiny bits & pieces of meat that come off when Mommy boils the meat in a pot)!!! Tomarrow we shall feast on Moo beast mixed with our kibble! Mommy also told us that for Valentine's day she has a special dinner planned for us involving Moo beast! I can hardly wait!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>THANKS VINNIE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/654853</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:37:11 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/654853</guid>
		<description>We recently received another surprise package in the mail. It was a package full of treats &amp; a Valen ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ We recently received another surprise package in the mail. It was a package full of treats & a Valentine card from our pal Vinnie the border collie. There were doggie candy bars, doggie popcorn, pork skin twists & even a bag of kitty treats. I was not gonna tell the fur-ball 'bout their bag but Rinky ran barking to Diamond, "Dimey, Vinnie sent all of you some treats!" Dang-it Wrinkles...why must you always rain on my parade?! We could have had us a nice bag of "Temptations" cat treats!

Mommy is being unreasonable again cause she wouldn't let me eat ALL my treats at once! Human reasoning makes no sense to me! Anywho, thank you Vinnie for the great gift!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MOO BEAST</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/654484</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:51:41 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy's off today so I can finally put her work telling you about my past weekend! It all began with ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy's off today so I can finally put her work telling you about my past weekend! It all began with a call from Paw-Paw Friday night telling her that he had 'smore fresh meat for us.
"LETS GO, LETS GO, LET GO!!!" I said to Mommy with my beady eyes as big as saucers! But no go...she insisted it was late & we'd leave in the morning.

My beady eyes continued pleading-"Well why don't I get a head start while you sleep! I'll take the paved path ( Hwy. 281) north & should be at the ranch by morning! Trust me I know the way! Please Mommy... PLEASE!!!"

"Ebby you are NOT walking to Blanco!" she said, "We will leave in the morning & that's that!" So not fair! Why can't I walk to Paw-paw's?! She can be so unreasonable at times!

The following morning she packed us into the Jeep & off we when! We were greeted by Gracie the cat & my pal Goose (Jasper) at the door. Our beloved Paw-Paw treated Rinky & me to some venison beast sausage! I LOVE that human man! He picked me up and said in spanish, "How's my over-stuffed sausage (refering to me) doing!" I gave him a big lick on the neck. Goose got jealous & started whining & scratching at his pants so he had to put me down. He opened the door to the fridge box & showed Mommy 3 big ziplock bags of bright red meat & told her those were Rinky, me & the cats (dang them fur-balls!) We all thought it was more venison beast but NOOOO! Paw-Paw told Mommy it was Moo-beast meat! 'Parently, a Moo-beast bull had broken it's leg & had to be put down. Have any of ya'll ever seen the size of a Moo-beast bull?! They are HUGE! Paw-Paw said a man came for the Moo-beast meat but not before Paw-paw saved part of the meat for us! You see why I love him Soooo much?!

Today Mommy is going to cook some Moo-beast for us! Okay that's enough typing Mommy, go to the kitchen & cook us some Moo-beast! I'll help you!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>LIVING WITH THE 'PUP'ARAZZI</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/654040</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 8 Feb 2010 19:49:30 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/654040</guid>
		<description>First of all I would like to thank all of you who send me paw-mails &amp; comments  telling me how much  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ First of all I would like to thank all of you who send me paw-mails & comments  telling me how much you like my photos. Let me 'splain something to you. Rinky & me have the misfortune of having a camera in our face at any given moment! We live with the 'pup'arazzi and we have no choice but to smile, strike a pose & look our best! You see our Mommy is a 'potographer'. When she wants a picture of us she's relentless & will not give up until she gets the shot she wants! There are pictures in my photobook of me trying to run from the camera but it's no use! She will chase all of us around the yard with the camera box clicking the whole time! Rinky & I have learned that it's best just to cooperate & get it over with. If we end up going blind from all those flashes in our faces it'll be all her fault!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MY LOVES</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/652675</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 2 Feb 2010 15:39:05 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/652675</guid>
		<description>I have been triple tagged! My pals Redford, Lucy &amp; kitty pal Rosie Tot have all ambushed me in a Val ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I have been triple tagged! My pals Redford, Lucy & kitty pal Rosie Tot have all ambushed me in a Valentine tag game! I am to list 5 to 10 things I love or love about my life. Hmmmm...lets see here...what should I put down first:

1. Venison beast meat! No big surprise there.

2. My Paw-Paw (Gramps). He is my venison beast supplier & the sweet man that rescued me when someone dumped me on the side of a country road. Plus he spoils me rotten!

3. My dog-sister Rinky. She's my bestest pal whos been with me for as long as I can remember. And she puts up with my shenanigans!

4. My entourage! Which consists of my cat-siblings: Furby, Diamond, Tux, Sunshine, Sweet-Pea & Raven.

5. My pal Goose (real name is Jasper). He's Paw-Paw's weiner dog. We once got skunked together and had to spend the night outside in Paw-Paw's truck bed!

6. MY MOMMY! Because she LOVES me!

7. My Dogster & Catster pals. That's right, I also have kitty pals like Rosie Tot & others. I love cats & am not ashamed to say so!

8. Most of all I love my life as a spoiled, sassy, 'abundantly healthy' (refering to my round figure), little black dog!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>POUND FOUND</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/651046</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:03:05 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/651046</guid>
		<description>Mommy, Rinky &amp; me spent the weekend at Paw-paw's. While there, Paw-paw weighed me. Much to Mommy's d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy, Rinky & me spent the weekend at Paw-paw's. While there, Paw-paw weighed me. Much to Mommy's dismay & my utter joy, I am happy to report that my lost pound has been found! I've had it with me all along~Mommy just THOUGHT I'd lost it! Turns out all 16 of my precious pounds are still with me nice & safe!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>LOST &amp; FOUND POSTING</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/650574</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 13:48:12 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/650574</guid>
		<description>Mommy has informed me that after many months of starving me, I may have lost 1 pound! I never lose m ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy has informed me that after many months of starving me, I may have lost 1 pound! I never lose my stuff so this is terrible news! It is for this reason that I am posting this entry here on my dogster diary. If any dog sees or finds a lost pound, it is MINE and I want it back! I must find my lost pound so I can put it back on!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>DESPERATE MEASURES</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/649733</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:34:11 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/649733</guid>
		<description>As those of you who read my diary know, I am being STARVED  to death! Rinky, Miss Goody-Two Paws, ge ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As those of you who read my diary know, I am being STARVED  to death! Rinky, Miss Goody-Two Paws, gets fed much more than me. All this bark about her being bigger than me is a bunch of doggie biscuits! So what if she is SLIGHTLY bigger, I'm hungry should be fed the same amount! I do all the barking, alerting & patroling around here! Rinky is here for decoration...she never lifts a paw to help with my watch-dog duties! You know it's not even Rinky's fault...I blame Mommy for not being fair with our food rations.

Anywho, desperate times call for desperate measures. Yesterday while out on our walk, I came upon some venison beast droppings. I like venison...these are venison droppings...I'm hungry...Mommy is trying to starve me...why not! I ate 2 before Mommy came yelling! "You act like I don't feed you!" she yelled. "Well you don't feed me enough," I thought to myself, "And I must get my nourishment somewhere!"


P.S.>For those of you who have never had venison droppings, hmmm, they aren't too bad. Taste kinda grassy.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I AM BEING TREATED UNFAIRLY!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/649459</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:24:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/649459</guid>
		<description>I was over at my pal Snoopy's page sniffin' around. He wrote in his diary that he feels his pawrents ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I was over at my pal Snoopy's page sniffin' around. He wrote in his diary that he feels his pawrents are treating him unfairly. Well it just donned on me that Mommy has been treating me unfairly too! I just know in my hardy heart that she is showing
favoritism to Wrinkles! What proof do I have you ask? Well I know because she feeds Rinky 3 times what she feeds me! SOOOO not fair! Is she trying to starve me?!

I have proven on more than one occassion that I can pack the same amount of food as Rinky eats into my tum-tum. So why oh WHY can't I have the same amount?!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>SAD NEWS...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/648715</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:51:27 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/648715</guid>
		<description>Great news.....I mean, it saddens me to report that too much venison seems to give Rinky the runs an ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Great news.....I mean, it saddens me to report that too much venison seems to give Rinky the runs and thus Mommy may have to cut back on poor Rinky's venison rations. You see, Wrinkles has a very sensitive stomach and any change in her diet often gives her the runs. Rinky is a very very picky eater but she does LOVE venison.  Mommy doesn't have the heart to completely eliminate this meat from her diet so she's decided to just cut back on her portions.

If it were up to ME I would COMPLETELY stop giving her anymore venison! I know Rinky loves it but I am more concerned with her good health. She just need to accept the fact that she doesn't have a caste iron tum-tum like me  & venison is no good for her. POOR Wrinkles, it PAINS me that she has such a delicate tum-tum...just Pains me!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WILSON</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/648434</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:40:51 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/648434</guid>
		<description>A few weeks back I found me a ball at Bullis Park. Mommy took me &amp; Rinky on our walk &amp; I found it. I ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ A few weeks back I found me a ball at Bullis Park. Mommy took me & Rinky on our walk & I found it. I showed it to Mommy & she tossed it around so I could chase after it. It was so much fun! When we were leaving, Mommy tossed it away but I went after it. She told me to just leave it but begged her to let me keep it! She can't resist my pleading eyes & cuteness so she said okay. " You're gonna have to let me wash it for you when we get home," she said. It's a small hot-pink bouncy rubber ball. It has some writing on the front which Mommy told me said Wilson. Wilson?! That's what I'm gonna name it--Wilson...my ball's name is Wilson!

Some careless pooch must have lost Wilson at the park & I found it so it's MINE! Finders keepers, losers whiners..I always say!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>BEEN SLAVING IN THE KITCHEN...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/648236</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 19:49:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/648236</guid>
		<description>That's right! I was busy keeping watch by the stove. We got more venison from Paw-paw so Mommy put s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right! I was busy keeping watch by the stove. We got more venison from Paw-paw so Mommy put some in a pot with some water to cook. I sat by the stove staring up at the meat as it simmered & cooked. I didn't go anywhere, I just sat there & watched. Mommy said it was sooo cute how I just kept sitting there staring up at the pot. As my pal Chipper would say, "Woman, quite you're oohing & awhing! This is serious business here, can't you see I'm making sure you don't burn my meatz!"

When it was done Mommy took it off the stove to cool & again I kept watch. I refused to leave the kitchen. Mommy said I was there for 4 hours! When it cooled Mommy cut it into tiny pieces & added some to our kibble. It was devine!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>CHIP &amp; HIS TOYS</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/647350</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 7 Jan 2010 12:35:06 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/647350</guid>
		<description>Rinky has been very upset with me &amp; said she was not gonna bark to me unless I 'pologized to our fri ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Rinky has been very upset with me & said she was not gonna bark to me unless I 'pologized to our friend Chipper. You see I was over at our new pal Chingu's page sniffin' around. I was reading his diary entries & discovered that Chippy likes to play with...hee hee...cat toys...BOL!!! Sorry, I shouldn't laugh...that's why Rinky is so mad at me. Anywho, I did something that Rinky said was mean...I sent Chip a paw-mail telling him that next Kissmas I was gonna send him a catnip mouse! BO...uhm...at the time I thought it was hularious but Wrinkles said it was mean cause I was making fun of Chippy & I may have hurt his feelings. I love Chippy, he is a dog after my own heart, and I certainly would not want to hurt his feelings. But you know Chip it is kinda funny but cute that you go to kittyville & steal their toys! But Rinky is right--there is nothing wrong with liking to play with cat toys just like there is nothing wrong with having cat friends. I have LOTS of kitty-pals. So if I hurt your feelings, I 'pologize.

P.S.--Now if you still want a catnip mouse or ball of yarn just let me know!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>IN THE LIMELIGHT</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/647024</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 5 Jan 2010 19:55:15 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
		<category></category>		
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		<description>This is where I've always felt I should be! I am one of today's diary picks &amp; even though I feel I s ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ This is where I've always felt I should be! I am one of today's diary picks & even though I feel I should be THE diary pick of the day, I am 'streamly 'cited & content to SHARE the spotlight with my fellow dogster members! (Mommy is over there shaking her head & mumbling something  'bout me learning to be 'umble or humble or something like that! Hmmm, I don't know the meaning of that word I'll have to ask Rinky what it means.) Mommy, Rinky & the rest of my entourage (the kitties) are giddy with glee at the HONOR bestowed upon ME!

I would like to take this opportunity to thank the fans who read my diary & visit my dog page. Without you I don't think any of this would be possible. I would also like to give a special bark out to some of my pals:

To the family of Daisy & Ella-Thank you for the lovely heart that adorns my page.

To the family of  Walker, Alexandria, Molly, & Pookah-I love the pretty snow flake.

To my pal Zoe & my fellow San Antonian pals Austin & Doo-Thank you for the pretty pink ribbons. I'll wear them with pride!

Lucy, LOVE the trophy cup! I plan to set it in front of the television so noone can miss it!

To the family of Redford, Cooper, Wishbone, Sparkee, Nina & the rest of the gang-thank you for the rose. Everytime I sniff it I'll think of you.

And to Chipper (a dog after my own heart) I would like to say thank you for the crown. You can bet I'll be wearing THAT (with my ribbons & rose) in the house & around the yard!

And finally & most importantly, I would like the thank The Great Master above, for without him none of this would be possible. Thank you.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MOMMY IS A WASTEFUL WASTEFUL HUMAN</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/646621</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 3 Jan 2010 17:52:18 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>That's right...just wasteful! A little while ago she threw out a perfectly good spiral ham bone with ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right...just wasteful! A little while ago she threw out a perfectly good spiral ham bone with plently of meat on it from what I saw! Granted I did con her into giving me some pieces of meat from it before she threw it out. "Ebby there isn't much more on this bone but fat & glaze," she said as I pleaded with her to give it to me! I almost passed out when I saw that heavenly bone hit the trash. What a waste!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I HATE NEW YEARS!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/645922</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:45:43 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I hate New Years &amp; 4th of July! It's so scary with all those 'splotions going off all night. Thank d ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I hate New Years & 4th of July! It's so scary with all those 'splotions going off all night. Thank dogness we are going to the ranch this evening. I just hope noone decides to set off 'splotion bombs at Paw-paws. I'm sure Goose is still setting off poopy bombs but that's different! BOL! Everypup, cover your ears tonight & I'll bark at you all next year!

P.S.--Zoe, that hair the groomer took out of your ears would have come in handy tonight. Maybe you should go back to the groomer & demand to have it put back in! At least just for tonight.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>GOOSE 'ESPLODED!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/645717</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:35:31 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>That's right...hee hee...seems my pal Goose is finally getting back to his 'ole self! We've all been ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ That's right...hee hee...seems my pal Goose is finally getting back to his 'ole self! We've all been worrying about him because even though he is back from 'weternarian he's still been straining to poop. His poopy has been small...like venison beast poopy...small round poopy drops.

Anywho, Goose's weternarian also told him he needed to get out & exercise so he could poopy. Goose hates to exercise. He likes for Paw-Paw to carry him everywhere & he likes riding around in the truck. He's is SOOO lazy!!! In order to get him to exercise Paw-paw drove him out to a pasture & left him there! Goose had no choice but to run back to the house! When he got home, Paw-paw said Goose esploded all over the yard! He made LOTS of poopy! BOL!!! Way to go Goose!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>UPDATE ON GOOSE</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/645291</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 20:47:07 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I thought I'd let everyone know that my pal Goose (Jasper) is back home with Paw-Paw. Last night we  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I thought I'd let everyone know that my pal Goose (Jasper) is back home with Paw-Paw. Last night we all went to Blanco (that where Paw-Paw lives). Rinky & me wanted to be there when Goose got home. 

Anywho, Mommy drove to the 'weternarian's office today at noon & picked Goose up. He's doing better & has he's appetite back. The 'weternarian gave Goose some pillsys that he has to take for the next few days. Mommy said its to make Goose's poopy soft. Goose was also given some special food to eat for the next month or so. Goose says its pretty tasty...hmmmm maybe I should go to the 'weternarian....Rinky is shaking her head no sooo maybe it's not a good idea!

Anywho, even though Goose isn't 100% well, he is doing better, thanks to the Great Master above & all your pawryers. Thank you all of you for your well wishes & pawryers for my pal.

I Love You All,
EBONY]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>OUR KISSMAS WASN'T SO MERRY</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/644723</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 19:53:01 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I don't feel like talking about gifts or treats right now cause both me &amp; Rinky are sad. We went to  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I don't feel like talking about gifts or treats right now cause both me & Rinky are sad. We went to spend Kissmas eve at Paw-Paw's & Goose's house. Goose (or Jasper-his real name) is Paw-Paw's weiner dog & one of my bestest pal...and he's family. Poor Goose, he is not feeling good at all & I know he's in some pain. I heard Paw-Paw tell Mommy that Goose has not been able to go poopy for about 2 days now! He tries, both Rinky & me saw him trying to but nothing came out. He also doesn't want to eat (which is not him at all! He's just like me he loves to eat!) plus he peed inside...something he doesn't do. 

The town where he lives is very small & the vet is closed until Monday. I'm very sad & worried so I'll let Mommy finish telling you. Please keep your paws crossed & keep Goose in your 'pawrayers'. He isn't a Dogster member but he's family & my friend. I have a picture of him & me on my page.

EBBY'S MOM: Dad & I did manage to get Jasper (aka Goose) to the vet today. Jasper is extremely constipated & the vet is going to give him an enema. Unfortunately they will have to tranquilize him to do it & he will have to stay at the clinic until Monday. The clinic will be closed tomarrow & Sunday. It was so sad to leave him there. He was shaking & scared. He is my Dad's shadow & they can't stand to be apart.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'M A DEFENDER!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/644061</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:33:50 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>No surprise here...I'm an alpha! Mommy had me take the personality test &amp;  it said I was a 'defender ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ No surprise here...I'm an alpha! Mommy had me take the personality test &  it said I was a 'defender.'

Your dog is an Organized, Alpha and High Activity type which we call the Defender. The Defender's social position is ambiguous due its Beta (B) nature and it may appear to be a leader or a follower at various times. Defenders are flexible about social structure but their Organised (O) factor means that environmental order and clear rules are preferred. In the 'original wolf pack' Defenders could easily fill any positions vacated due to illness or accident]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I MADE COOKIES!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/643835</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:28:57 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well actually I just helped Mommy make them. During this time of year Mommy makes me &amp; Rinky homemad ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well actually I just helped Mommy make them. During this time of year Mommy makes me & Rinky homemade doggie cookies. She got the recipe from a dog cookbook. Anywho, I helped out by licking up anything that fell on the floor. Mommy decided to alter the recipe & instead of adding plain ole' boring water, she asked ME if I would prefer pumpkin & venison. I wagged my tail & barked for joy! YES, YES, YES I barked!!! I supervised as Mommy cut up some of my cooked venison into tiny pieces...two fell on the floor & I was right there to clean them up---I LOVE this job! Then she took some pumpkin out of the fridge (it was a fresh pumpkin she had cut up & cooked in water then mashed the day before)...let me sample it to see if I approved...I did...then she put the venison & pumpkin in the blender, added some venison broth & pureed the whole thing. She added this puree to the cookie mixture! Mommy is sooo smart!!! There was some leftover puree & Mommy added it to our kibble-OMD was it delicious! For the first time in a L-O-N-G time Rinky ate on her own without Mommy having to hand-feed her!!!

The best part was getting to eat some of those cookies. I ate 2 big cookies & 2 little cookies!!! Rinky (who's not much of snacker) ate 4 small cookies. MMMMMM....I just LOVE this time of year!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I AM WHO I AM ....</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/642754</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:17:29 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>and I can't change...Sorry Santa-Paws I tried to be nice all the time but I'm not Wrinkles! Wrinkles ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ and I can't change...Sorry Santa-Paws I tried to be nice all the time but I'm not Wrinkles! Wrinkles is always nice, patience, quiet & always willing to share her stuff but not me! I tried, I tried, and I tried!!! But I'm miserable I tell you...just miserable!!! I'm an alpha & it's not in my nature to share anything. Now I admit that biting Wrinkles on the cheek is bad and Mommy has disciplined me for that by pulling a Ceasar Millan move on me! I learned my lesson! Two weeks ago I lost my temper again & nipped Rinky on her other cheek but I felt bad & I apologized to Rinky & everything is fine now. Every morning I wash Rinky's face with my tongue---that must count for something! I hope you will still bring me a prezzie but if you don't Wrinkles said she would share hers with me. That is really nice of her cause if I'm honest, I probably won't do the same for her. At least I'm being honest! Oh and since I'm being honest, Santa don't expect any cookies from me cause I'll have eaten them but you are more than welcome to have the plate!

Sincerely,
Ebony (aka Ebonita Scrooge)]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>EBONITA SCROOGE GETS A COOKIE...</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/641585</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:31:34 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>As my pal Zoe said, 'a Texas-size' cookie! Yes Millie, the cookie is as big as me! Zoe suggested tha ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ As my pal Zoe said, 'a Texas-size' cookie! Yes Millie, the cookie is as big as me! Zoe suggested that I bark about it in my diary. Good idea Zoe! The cookie was a gift from my pals Ginger, Brownie & Weezy (Louise). Oh & it has my name on it in dog chocolate! Delicious! Mommy is addicted to chocolate so I get real nervous when she's around MY cookie! She also got some chocolates from Ginger's Mom. OH AND GUESS WHAT?! She opened her box of chocolates & started eating them & then she has the nerve to tell Rinky & me that we had to wait till Kissmas to open our gifts!!! NOT! I protested by barking & constantly pacing until after an hour she finally gave in! I got to open my gift 1st, Rinky watched, & Mommy took pictures. After I saw my cookie I didnt want for Rinky to even look at it! It's MINE all MINE! I even had to show Rinky my teeth when she came too close!!! She finally left to open her prezzie & yes Pogo, I finally got to gnaw on my cookie in peace...that is until Mommy took it away from me! She said I was not allowed to eat the whole thing all at once. Why?! It's MY cookie!!! She better not eat any of it or I'll be very upset!

THANK YOU GINGER, BROWNIE MAEVE & WEEZY--I LOVE MY PREZZIE!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING AT PETSMART</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/638424</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:04:03 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/638424</guid>
		<description>Mommy, Rinky &amp; me were up at 3:45am this morning! Mommy wanted to buy a printer &amp; some other stuff.  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy, Rinky & me were up at 3:45am this morning! Mommy wanted to buy a printer & some other stuff. She asked us if we wanted to go with her...you know to guard the car. Rinky & me were thrilled! We love to ride in the car. Anywho, Mommy went to Wal-mart first & we waited & waited until she finally came out. She said it was a madhouse, people grabbing things, others getting impatient & upset, and the lines..."oh the lines!" she said. She should have taken me in with her, I'm GREAT at grabbing & running! After that we drove over to Target & some other stores. By then it was almost 7am and Mommy said, "Oh girls Petsmart is opening at 7 today & they are having a 1/2 off sale on Kissmas outfits & toys wanna go?"

Rinky said she was content to just wait in the car. I think that was best cause she's old & might have gotten bit or trampled in the mad canine rush for toys! BOL! Actually compared to the human Petsmart (aka Wal-mart) Mommy said us canine customers were much better behaved than the human customers at Wal-mart! The only incident occured as I was eyeing a cute t-shirt. Another dog came up and barked at me! "Too bad mutt, I saw it first!" Mommy put the shirt in the cart & off we went to another isle! When we went to pay, the dog was behind me in line. "Ha, beat you again mutt!" He barked at me again! I could have barked back, growled, or showed him my teeth but I didn't...I was good. I avoided eye contact & just ignored him. As I was going out the door, I turned to give him one last look..."Later loser!" Hee Hee Hee!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS CHIPPER?</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/637748</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:40:40 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I was sniffin' out Chipper's diary the other day and discovered something that has me VERY worried!  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I was sniffin' out Chipper's diary the other day and discovered something that has me VERY worried! Chip says that Santa-Paws keeps a list on who's been naughty & nice. Can that be true? Uh-ho...what to do...what to do! Oh I know! Somewhere I heard that if you confess your naughtiness it will be forgiven! Oh my dogness here it goes: I am always stea...make that...taking Rinky's biscuits (only cause I feel it's a sin not to eat them as soon as they are given to you.)
I snuck into the bathroom & ate some of Furby & Diamond's cat food even though Mommy told me not to (again, the fur-balls just left it there & it was going to waste!) I constantly use my cuteness & puppy-eyes to con Mommy into feeling guilty &  sharing her food with me (this is not all my fault, she's the Mom & should have more will-power than me!) Snuck up on Furby & showed him my teeth, & chased him into the bathroom (no reason, just felt like it). I refused to share my bed with Rinky the other day even though its big enough for both of us. I showed her my teeth & she just laid down on the floor. (Just didn't feel sharing that day & wanted that big bed all to myself). Well this is all I can remember that I've done this week. Santa-Paws if you're reading this, all I can say is I'll TRY to be better...I'm not promising anything...but I'll try!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'M GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWALS</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/637001</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:13:32 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>NOOOOO!!! I must have more! Must have MORE! I can't sit still &amp; I'm constantly pacing back &amp; forth i ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ NOOOOO!!! I must have more! Must have MORE! I can't sit still & I'm constantly pacing back & forth in the kitchen. Mommy says it's driving her crazy but it's her fault for forcing my to share! Oh what to do...WHAT TO DO! Paw-Paw...that's it! That's who I'll call! Afterall he is my supplier! Now if I only knew how to work that phoney thingy! I must get more venison...I need MORE!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'M OUT BUT SWEET-PEA IS IN!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/636594</link>

				<pubdate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:31:15 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/636594</guid>
		<description>I can't believe my cuteness didn't make it to the finals! Hmmm...maybe...if  I'd given up some of my ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I can't believe my cuteness didn't make it to the finals! Hmmm...maybe...if  I'd given up some of my venison I'd have gotten more votes! NOT!!! It's MY meat all MINE! There will other contests. But I am very very happy one of my fur-ball made the finals! Way to go SWEET-PEA! She is my pretty cat-sister and she is part of my entourage! All my dog pals please vote for SWEET-PEA for best in show in the cat contest.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>PAW-PAW IS THE GREATEST!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/635215</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:33:39 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/635215</guid>
		<description>I just love my Paw-Paw! By now some of you know that he brought Rinky &amp; me a early Wanx-giving &amp; Kis ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I just love my Paw-Paw! By now some of you know that he brought Rinky & me a early Wanx-giving & Kissmas gift.  A big bag of  fresh venison! I just know in my hearty heart that he intended for most of it to go to ME. Wrinkles is being 'pei' stubborn & refuses to accept this fact! Unfortunatly Mommy is siding with Rinky & says we have to divide it amongst ourselves. Oh well, I s'pose there's enough & Paw-Paw did say he'd be bringing more in the weeks to come. I almost barked out loud when Mommy said, "Just don't bring too much cause there's not enough room in the freezer." (NOOOO!!!!) As my pal Chipper would say, "Woman, you make room!!!"

On the first day Mommy cut the pieces into smaller pieces and let us eat it raw. She seemed to be grossed-out by it but we thought  it was delicious! The next day she decided to cook it by putting it in some water & boiling it. Then she added it to our kibble along with a few steamed baby carrots. MMMMM!!! Tonight she got another idea. She put the cooked meat in the blender along with some of the broth. She mixed the venison puree with our kibble. It was soooo gooood!!! Can't wait to see what she thinks of tomarrow!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MY SIDE OF THE STORY</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/633688</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 7 Nov 2009 08:50:45 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<guid ispermalink="true">http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/633688</guid>
		<description>Well she's doing it again! Wrinkles accuses me of being greedy but I accuse her of being wasteful! S ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well she's doing it again! Wrinkles accuses me of being greedy but I accuse her of being wasteful! So my fellow canines I ask you-which is worst?! This morning Mommy gave us our breakfast & then gave us each a biscuit. Any-who I took MY biscuit, went over to my corner, & ate it. I even took my time & ate slow! The whole time I was eating I kept an eye on Rinky's biscuit and do you know what she did?! NOTHING!!! She got her treat, dropped it on the floor, sniffed it, then laid down to lick her paws!!! Oh oh oh...And then guess what she did?!!! She curled up and went to sleep!!! Her biscuit was just laying there on the floor going to waste! Oh the horror! I was not about to let that happen! The way I see it, Mommy works awful hard to buy these treats for us and its a shame to let them go to waste. This is my story and I'm sticking to it!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>CHANGES TO MY PAGE SONG</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/632634</link>

				<pubdate>Mon, 2 Nov 2009 16:01:21 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Hello everyone how do ya'll like my page! Mommy has been working hard to have my page represent me &amp; ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Hello everyone how do ya'll like my page! Mommy has been working hard to have my page represent me & my personality in every way. She even found the 'almost' perfect song. If she could change just a few words the song would be absolutely perfect! Here's how it would go:

EBONY & MY RINKY,
LIVE TOGETHER IN PERFECT HARMONY,
SIDE BY SIDE WITH THEIR KITTY SIBLINGS
OH LORD WHY DON'T WE!

WE ALL KNOW THAT DOGGIES ARE THE SAME WHERE EVER YOU GO
THERE IS GOOD AND BAD, IN EVERYONE...........................................

(chorus)
EBONY & RINKY
LIVING IN PERFECT HARMONY
EBONY & RINKY
BOL, BOL, BOL, BOL....Oh Mommy you are so clever!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MY PERFECT WEEKEND</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/632474</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 1 Nov 2009 22:28:36 PST</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My weekend was truly 'all about me' this time! I was in the limelight, which is where I feel I deser ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My weekend was truly 'all about me' this time! I was in the limelight, which is where I feel I deserve to be all the time! First of all my Saturday began with a LONG trip at the park. We walked the nature trail, Wrinkles did her share of sniffin' at the soccer field, and then we walked the rest of the park. Wrinkles was pooped by the time we made it back to the car. When we got home, Wrinkles had a long drink of water and collapsed on her bed, she was tired! Mommy then put my Halloweenie shirt on me and asked if I wanted to go to town with her. I was so excited...finally some alone time with Mommy! We left Rinky at home sleeping-she's old so she get tired easy. Any-who, our first stop was Petsmart where we picked up some food for the felines. Mommy let ride in the shopping cart as she wheeled me down every isle. I asked her stop by the hamsters so I could watch one as he exercised on his wheel. Then I was mesmerized by the birdies. I got lots of oohhs & aahhs from humans who thought I looked very cute in my pumpkin shirt. That evening Mommy went out for pizza & as our Halloween treat Mommy let Rinky & me each have a slice--A WHOLE slice!!! I didn't sleep much cause I was gaurding our treat jar from the human pups in costumes.I was not about to let them trick me out of MY treats! I woke up Sunday to find out that my diary had been selected as Diary of the Day! Things don't get any better than this!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>GUARD YOUR TREATS TONIGHT!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/632197</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:02:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Fellow canines &amp;  feline friends, lend me your ears! I have figured this Halloweenie thing out! All  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Fellow canines &  feline friends, lend me your ears! I have figured this Halloweenie thing out! All those little human pups in their costumes are after our treats! They will try & trick us out of  them so beware. Or maybe they will do tricks so we'll give them our treats. I for one plan on keeping ALL MY treats cause they are MINE all MINE!!! I plan on sleeping with one eye on my treat jar!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WENT TO THE PARK &amp; RINKY SPRUNG A LEAK!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/630511</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:49:21 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>After days of being cooped up in the house cause of the mud &amp; rain, Mommy decided to take us to the  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ After days of being cooped up in the house cause of the mud & rain, Mommy decided to take us to the park. YIPPEE! We went to Bullis Park cause it's close to the house. It's not a dog park, its for humans but its the only one close by. Mommy doesn't know if San Antonio has dog parks so if my pals Doodle or Austin read this, let us know if you know of any dog parks. Any-who, Mommy put my pink 'harny' on me & put Rinky's collar on, grabbed our leashes & off we went!
There were alot of  little human pups playing on the playground but the rest of the park was empty so Mommy decided we'd go on the nature trail. It was fun...lots of interesting smells. Mommy let us off our leashes cause noone was around & she trusts us to stay close. Plus Rinky hates being leashed & was being stubborn. As soon as the leash came off she was just fine. I huffed & puffed my way up the trail and kept up with Mommy. We had to keep stopping to wait for Rinky to catch up. She did pretty good keeping up with us considering she's ancient! She actually trotted most of the way!
When we got to the soccer field Wrinkles wanted to go sniffin' so Mommy sat & watched us as we sniffed the field.
After about an hour at the park it was time to go.  On the way back to the car, Rinky kept stopping to lick her leg. Mommy & me went back to check on her & low & behold, Wrinkles had sprung a leak!
Mommy says it's a Sharpei thing. Something about Rinky's skin having alot of fluid so her legs sometimes leak. Nothing to worry about. She just leaks clear fluid but Mommy plugs up her leaks with bandages. Rinky will have to explain it in her diary. All I know is that her back legs leak sometimes. Well that's all for now. Bark at ya'll later!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>HOW DARE SHE!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/627031</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:47:01 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Oh no she didn't...OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!! Casey, Sandra Marie, Ginger, Doodle, &amp; all my other Alpha pa ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Oh no she didn't...OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!! Casey, Sandra Marie, Ginger, Doodle, & all my other Alpha pals...listen up! Wrinkles had the nerve to growl at ME! Mommy got us these great new treats & gave each of us a piece. I ate mine & saw that Wrinkles was just sniffin' hers. Treats are for eating not smelling...we all know THAT! I figured she didn't want it! She's always wasting  treats! Since she was just gonna sniff it, I wasn't gonna let it go to waste. I was about to grab it when she growled at me! I was so shocked I back away. Then she did it again! I guess she did want her treat after all. I still think she's wrong to leave her treat laying around!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>DIDN'T GET A WINK OF SLEEP</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/625717</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 4 Oct 2009 20:01:54 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Last night was so scary for me! (sniff, sniff, whine)  It rained hard &amp; there was fireworks going on ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Last night was so scary for me! (sniff, sniff, whine)  It rained hard & there was fireworks going on in the sky. Not the colored kind, just flashes light in the sky followed by loud thunder. I tried hiding under the bed but I could still hear it! I couldn't stop panting and shaking...I just wanted my Mommy! I ran to her bedside and tried to jump up on the bed but the bed is too high & I can't reach (sniff, sniff). I finally woke Mommy up with my panting & she turned the night light on & sat on the floor with me & held me. She stroked my back & gave me a massage & told me not to be afraid nothing bad was happening it was just some much needed rain. I did calm down a little bit. She moved my bed close to hers so if I got scared again she could reach down & reassure me everything was okay.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>GOTTA BIG SURPRISE FOR EVERYONE!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/625283</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 2 Oct 2009 19:40:11 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Went sniffin' at Mya's diary &amp; she snuck up on me &amp; tagged me! Hee hee, very sneaky Mya! Okay here a ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Went sniffin' at Mya's diary & she snuck up on me & tagged me! Hee hee, very sneaky Mya! Okay here are the rules: Each dog starts with 7 random facts about themselves. The dogs who are tagged, need to post in their diaries the rules & the 7 facts about themselves. Then choose 7 dogs to tag & list their names. Send them a pawmail that they've been tagged or send them a rosette letting them know they've been tagged. Oh & if you're reading this consider yourself tagged as well...hee hee!

1. I love to eat salads
 
2. I once backed a child away from Wrinkles cause the kid was pulling 
     on Rinky's ears & making her whine. Then I sat in front of Rinky &  
      showed the kid my teeth. That made her go away!!!

3. I hate fireworks, gunshots, & storms. They cause me to shake &    
     pant.

4. I love to travel in the car.

5. Felines are my friends.

6. My favorite pastime is eating.

7. I know how to knock at the door when I'm ready to come back 
      inside.

I am tagging : Sandra Marie, Russell, Sasha, The Tater Tots, Blossom, Sir Winchester, & Buddy & Sadie.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MY WEEKEND AT PAW-PAW'S</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/624147</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:12:18 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>I was awaken suddenly Saturday morning. I didn't bark because I instantly knew who was at our door.  ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ I was awaken suddenly Saturday morning. I didn't bark because I instantly knew who was at our door. It was Paw-Paw (our sweet grand-paw)! I greeted him by fiercely wagging my tail & running around the room a couple of times. He picked me up & said, "How you doing, you over-stuffed sausage!"  He said it in spanish but I understood! I gave him a quick lick on the neck & proceeded to sniff out his pockets. "Gimmee, Gimmee, Gimmee!" I kept saying. He always brings Rinky & me a piece of deer sausage.
All the commotion finally woke Wrinkles. I'm surprised it took her so long! She comes in & steals some of Paw-Paw's attention away from ME! The audacity! Oh well I guess there's enough of Paw-Paw to go around. He treats us both equally. 
Paw-Paw & Mommy went into town for a couple of hours then came back. I thought Paw-Paw was just gonna go home like always but then I heard Mommy say we were going to the ranch too. I was so excited! Mommy told Paw-Paw to let me ride with him in his pick-up. She & Rinky drove out later that afternoon cause Mommy had a few things to take care of.
Out at the ranch I got to play with my weiner pal Jasper (actually I call him Goose cause when walks he looks like he's waddling like a goose.) Any-who, Goose has always been sweet on me but since I am to remain pure & innocent, I told him we could only be friends. I once heard Paw-Paw tell Mommy that I'm the ONLY dog he actually plays with.
After playing outside for a while Goose & I walked in the house. My nosey soon sniffed out a familar scent...I looked up on the counter and there they were...a couple of steaks thawing!!! I looked out the screen door & there was Paw-Paw by his grill!!!!
Mommy & Rinky arrived soon after and Mommy asked Paw-Paw if I'd been behaving myself. Paw-Paw told Mommy Goose & I had been playing all afternoon & he told her not to feed me anymore supper cause I'd eaten a good deal of  steak. (Sigh)....I sure did! We saved some for Rinky and this time I didn't steal hers! It was a glorious weekend!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I'VE BEEN TAGGED!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/623200</link>

				<pubdate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:02:29 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>My pal Russell  tagged me and he was tagged by his friend Prada. Okay here are the rules: Answer all ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ My pal Russell  tagged me and he was tagged by his friend Prada. Okay here are the rules: Answer all the questions & post them in your diary, then tag 5 friends by sending them a rosette or pawmail.

1. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR COLLAR? Hate collars-they're itchy, but I have a pretty plaid one I occasionally wear. I prefer my harny (harness). I have a hot pink one & a green one.

2. WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU EAT? Food..my favorite subject!!! I eat Chicken Soup for the Dog Lover's Soul kibble mixed with my favorite wet food-Fresh Pet Select chicken & rice. I also LOVE my little salad bowls Mommy prepares for me every other day. Iceburg lettuce with shredded carrots & a small sprinkling of hard boiled egg & a little cheese. YUMM YUMM!!! Our Paw-Paw (Grand-Paw) also sends us fresh venison during hunting season.

3. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TREATS? Venison sausage, cheese cubes, hot dogs & Wrinkles biscuits. If she's careless enough to leave them on the floor or let them fall out of her mouth--they are mine!

4. DO YOU HAVE A VALENTINE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER? I have remained pure & innocent (no puppies for me). My career as official watchdog keeps me very busy. I do have my best friend Wrinkles.

5. DO YOU GET TABLE SCRAPS? Oh Yes! Every chance I can con a human out of what they are eating, I do. With these puppy-eyes I can con any human into giving me what I want. Mommy says I'm shameless.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY? My little golf ball & rubber cupcake squeaky toy.

7. WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? I don't know. I was abandoned on the side of a country road.

8. HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU GET TO EAT? Officially twice a day but I always try for more.

9. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE COLOR? Bright vivid colors look great on me.

10. DO HOPE ALL YOUR PALS PUT THIS IN THEIR DIARY? If they want to & have the time...yes.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>MY DAY TODAY</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/622480</link>

				<pubdate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:31:02 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Well today was bath day. I decided to get it over with first, then Rinky went after me. Mommy change ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Well today was bath day. I decided to get it over with first, then Rinky went after me. Mommy changed our bedding like she does everytime we get bathed. Ahhh I feel so refreshed & clean! After my bath I had my din-din. MMM...it was delicious. I had kibble with chicken and Mommy added a spoonful of  fat-free cottage cheese. MMM...I can still taste it! As a little snack mommy made me a little bowl of my favorite salad--iceburg lettuce, shredded carrots with a small sprinkling of hard boiled egg. I love most veggies--lettuce, carrots, celery (cooked), broccoli (cooked), & some fruits--apple slices & melon. Some of you must be gagging but you don't know what you are missing! Guess what?! Rinky's diary was one of the ones chosen to be featured on Dogster's Diary Central! I'm so happy for my Rinky! She'd been so down cause she was dreading the vet visit. But she got herself together and went. She's so brave! Well Mommy's telling me to go good-night that means time for bed. Smell ya'll later!!!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>My Weekend at the Ranch</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/618412</link>

				<pubdate>Tue, 1 Sep 2009 21:01:59 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Wrinkles &amp; I packed our kibble and beds  into Mommy Jeep and headed for the country-side. We went to ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Wrinkles & I packed our kibble and beds  into Mommy Jeep and headed for the country-side. We went to spend the weekend with our grandpaw & his weiner dog Jasper. I love going out there cause I always get special treats from grandpaw. When we arrived, grandpaw was outside by his grill and I almost had a heart attack from my excitement. Mommy told me that she wasn't gonna let me out of the car until I calmed down stopped scratching at the window. I mustered all my strength and managed to sit still just long enough for her to get me out of the car. When I got to paw-paw (my grandpaw) he had two pieces of chicken already cooling on a plate for me & Wrinkles. I snatched my piece and Wrinkles piece and took off running! Hey it's not my fault Wrinkles didn't get her piece! She should have grabbed it  when she had a chance instead of  sitting there patiently waiting for paw-paw to hand it to her! I figured she didn't want it! Any-who, she got a piece but she had to wait a while until paw-paw cooked it & let it cool. Oh it was a glorious weekend!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Come On Hunting Season!</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/616024</link>

				<pubdate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 17:09:20 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Saw some deer on our walk today. Was about to chase after them but Mommy said no (dang!). MMM....ven ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Saw some deer on our walk today. Was about to chase after them but Mommy said no (dang!). MMM....venison...can't wait for hunting season cause our grand-paw (he's the nice man that found me and rescued me) always saves a deer leg for Wrinkles & me. He cuts the meat in little pieces for us and brings it Mommy & tells her to boil it for us and add it to our kibble. Sometimes when we go visit him at the ranch he'll grill some for us & give it to us like jerky. YUMMY!!! Mommy hates hunting season cause she loves animals but I must have my venison. Maybe my pal Casey would like some...nah..I'll eat it myself! All this talk about food has made me hungry...I'm gonna go see what I can find in the kitchen! Woof  Woof!]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Another photo session</title>
		<link>http://www.dogster.com/dogs/1019522/diary/Is_so_awesome_is_jealous_of_me_self/615784</link>

				<pubdate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:18:07 PDT</pubdate>
		<author>Ebony Ursula  ~ writing at dogster.com</author>
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		<description>Mommy's a photographer &amp; she told us we are perfect models. Any-who, she loves taking my picture bec ...</description>

		<content:encoded><![CDATA[ Mommy's a photographer & she told us we are perfect models. Any-who, she loves taking my picture because she says I have a perfect smile and know exactly how to sit still and give a great pose. Today was also bath day. Wrinkles & me have to take a bath once a week & today's the day. Not my favorite thing but I'll admit I feel better afterwards--nice & refreshed.]]></content:encoded>
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