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Can dishes come clean enough with cold water?

This is for all the germ conscious folks





that worry about using cold water to clean.



John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather

in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan

After spending a great evening chatting the night away,

the next morning John's grandfather prepared

breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.



However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,

and questioned his grandfather asking,



'Are these plates clean?'



His grandfather replied,



'They're as clean as cold water can get em.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'





For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates,

as his appeared to have tiny specks around

the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,



'Are you sure these plates are clean?'



Without looking up the old man said,



'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as

clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you

fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'



Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town

and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog

started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.





John yelled and said,
'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.






Without diverting his attention from the football game

he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!



'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'



BOL! Mom says that we have had our dishes cleaned by cold water all the time and they always have that lovely slimy film :) The cats dishes too...

I am an albino deer.

Mom bought a seed and corn block for the deer. Foolishly, she took me outside with her as we trudged through the woods behind our house to put the block down. I made a very clear mental note of where said block was placed. Fast forward to nighttime...mom lets me out to pee. I dart over the creek, through the woods and to the block. Mom puts her Uggs on; puts her coat on, grabs the flashlight and walks to where she hears me. I am standing there licking the block.

GOTTA.
LOVE.
ME!!

A very fun weekend...

The peeps took me to the park on Saturday. I had a lot of fun and even got to chase some ducks who were waddling in the creek. I ran through the creek after them and then I had icicles hanging from my belly. BRrrrr.. Then I saw my Westie friend, Holly. I played nice with her and even let mom pick her up and kiss her face. I was a little jealous but I dealt with it. Holly was wearing the cutest leopard coat and mom couldn't resist picking her up and smothering her with kisses. Whatev. Then, we were going to petsmart. Mom turned to me and said "did you have fun at the park Sunny Lee?" My other peep said "yes I did mommy" and we all BOL'd! Then we got to petsmart and I was very excited. I barked a lot. Mom said to me "use your indoor voice". Hehe.

Sunday, I went to the lake and played LOTS with Layla and her sister Sam and another white dog named Marley. Mom said we all looked cute; 2 white dogs and 2 black dogs. Me and Layla played lots of bitey face and we tried to get Sam and Marley in on the action but they prefered "calmer play". Wierd. When we got home, I relaxed until the Superbowl and then I helped my peeps watch the game.

Fun!