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10 Fake Headlines for Strange Stock Photos of Dogs

Stop the presses! We couldn't resist writing some phony headlines for the strangest stock photos of dogs we've found. No, really, who takes these pictures? Okay, start the presses again.

 |  Apr 30th 2012  |   9 Contributions


Stock photos power the Internet. But some of them are so very weird, you have to wonder, what was the photographer thinking? Well, maybe he or she was hoping for unique news headlines like these. (Our apologies to Shutterstock.)

Dogs Engineer Their First Car

"It's a piece of crap," says the Department of Transportation. "Don't listen to any of these dogs."

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Dog in car made of cardboard by Shutterstock.com

World's Worst Cake Nearing Completion

"He put something in the oven," says owner. "By God, he's baking!" 

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Dog baking by Shutterstock.com.

 Horse Refuses to Acknowledge Whatever Is in Saddle

"I don't know what's up there," says War Bonnet. "But I ain't moving."

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Saddle up by Shutterstock.com
 

 First Dog in Tour de France Doesn't Even Make it Past Starting Line

"He got crushed by the Swedes," says tour official. "His little legs just couldn't pedal fast enough." 

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Pug puppy on bike

Jug-Playing Dog Tours End-Care Facilities

Twice-weekly shows lull residents into acceptance, compliance

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Puppy lying with bottle by Shutterstock.com

Meet the First Vet of Crazytown, USA

"I found a bucket of vaccine out by the river," says Psycho Eyes. "That makes me the boss. What the hell, and the mayor."

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Yep, there's plenty of crazy out there, and sometimes I think I've seen it all. Crazy woman with hypno by Shutterstock.com

Sexy Vet Drama Series Anchors CBS Fall Lineup

She loves men, hates paperwork, and euthanizes every dog she sees. "Like Dexter but with dogs," says exec. "Cute dogs that die."

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Girl holding white dog by Shutterstock.com

 Axe-Wielding Manhound Escapes from Child's Nightmare

"Carry squeaky toys," warns sheriff. "And don't leave home without Snausages."

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A redneck dog by Shutterstock.com

 Fallout Over Controversial Dyson Ad Continues

"So, the dog's drunk, too?" wonders Wall Street analyst. "I don't understand pop culture anymore."

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housewife vacuuming while drinking by Shutterstock.com

 On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Drunk

Zzzzzzzzzzz.

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Hardworker fell asleep by Shutterstock.com
 

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