The Fourth of July is upon us, and shooters for the popular stock-photo site have given us a bounty of pictures of dogs and puppies adorned with the reds and the whites and the blues. We’re going to make fun of them.
God bless Pugs. They just put up with our insanity, you know? Also, I think a fake cigar is the correct next move here, and maybe some tennis shoes.
The military-style dog-tags gives this a nice touch — a bit of swagger — which the sunglasses ruin. Sunglasses on dogs: Let’s cool it, OK?
Aww, how cute, a Bulldog is waving the — wait, is that an English Bulldog? With his limey teeth in Old Glory? LET’S BURN THIS PLACE DOWN!
A girl and her dog wandering through a desolate, eerie, more-than-a-little crazy field of flags? Is this the start of a horror movie? THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT.
Now it’s two English Bulldogs? Somebody radio a battalion of American Pit Bull Terriers A-SAP!
Hey, who let grandma go to the dollar store again?
This looks like my dad so much it’s scary. Beagles — who knew?
I know this isn’t a picture of a dog, but what the heck, Shutterstock? What’s going on over there at HQ? Did you have a lost weekend? How does something this weird get made? (And can you make more, please?)
Great, everybody’s fat uncle decided to get dressed up for the picnic.
God, that looks good. What were we talking about again?