We might think we’ve got the upper hand when it comes to our dogs. Sure they’re cute, but we buy their dog food, take them on walks, train them, and open doors for them.
Or so we think.
Are there any people in your life that you would let routinely barf on your rug, track mud into the house, eat your favorite pair of shoes, or hog most of the bed? We don’t own dogs. Dogs own us. They are the undisputed kings and queens, princes and princesses of our households. And just to prove it, here are 10 photos of dogs wearing tiaras or otherwise looking like royalty.
No, Her Majesty will not be seeing visitors today. Do you see the crown over her face? She’s saying, “If I can’t see you, you don’t exist!” If you’ll excuse her, she’ll be scooting her royal butt across the carpet.
Oh sure, she might be a little princess now, but those paws are fit for a king … as in the king-size bed she will kick you out of once she’ll fully grown and totally accustomed to sleeping under the covers.
“Fetch me the royal glass eyes! I wish to see into the future!”
Who else do you know who gets to wear party hands AND eat dog treats IN BED? Would you let your partner wear a party hat and eat dog treats in bed? No! But these dogs are having a blast doing just that. Look at them!
You got a dog? Great! You’ve been enlisted to be his personal puparazzi. Dogs are vain.
“Go for a walk? I don’t think so, human. You do the walking, I’ll do the perching-here-looking-pretty. Thanks.”
We know his humans probably spend more on his grooming than they do on their own. A luscious coat like that doesn’t crimp itself!
“Chauffer, please drive me to the dog park while I sit here in my fur-on-fur coat licking my butt. I will also bark from the backseat and vomit in disapproval of your driving skills. Thank you.”
Obvious royalty. There are magic powers in his tongue.
Kibble. Will. Roll.