It’s the holidays, so Santa Paws is coming to town! He didn’t even have to make a list this year — he just checked his Tumblr dashboard for Dog Shaming and there was all the evidence he needed.
But dogs can’t read! So here are five dogs who aren’t sure whether they’ve been naughty or nice, or what Christmas list they’re on.
This dog looks fairly certain he’s on the nice list. He is smiling with the kind of confidence that says, “I am going to get a new dog bed for Christmas and I am going to tear it to shreds in five minutes flat.”
This dog, however, is not quite sure what she got herself into. All she knows is she heard the word “treat,” and she then ended up with ears on her head posing for some sort of amateur photoshoot. She can’t work in these conditions, obviously.
Don’t be fooled by the festive post-production holly border and faux soft focus, this bah-humPug is about to get on the naughty list for what she’s going to do to that kid for smirking at her elegant hat.
This dog is wondering what he did to deserve this. “I fetched the paper, I barked at strangers, and I was his best friend — and now the human is going to eat me after shaking me up like a soda.” Maybe we know about that little present you left in the living room, dog! Naughty list!
“It’s behind me, isn’t it?”
This dog is just as surprised as we are that all he got in his stocking was a lump of … something … from the cat.
Photo: The dog is caught red-handed by Shutterstock