Dogster Quiz: What Your Dog Is Getting You This Valentine’s Day

Dogs are the worst at keeping secrets, so this will tell you what's coming your way for the big day.

Liz Acosta  |  Feb 12th 2014


You know that thing where you come home from work or the grocery store or going to the coffee shop and something is … amiss? And that something is your dog? Because she doesn’t greet you at the front door with her tail wagging and tongue lolling like she usually does?

And then you do that thing where you call her name — “Peaches — oh, Peaches, where aaare you?” — and Peaches appears, head drooping, avoiding your eyes, and looking awfully guilty? And you don’t even ask her, “Peaches, what have you been doing?” because you already knew the minute you walked in the door that you’d be cleaning up some sort of mess?

Yeah, that thing.

Dogs just aren’t good at surprises. I was in Vegas last weekend and as I watched my friend play poker, I realized I would lose so hard because, like dogs, I have a crummy poker face.

Take this quiz and you’ll know exactly what your dog is getting you for Valentine’s Day! (If you’re experiencing difficulty viewing the quiz below, you can take it here.)

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Top photo by Pink Sherbet Photography

About Liz Acosta: Dogster’s former Cuteness Correspondent, Liz still manages the site’s daily “Awws,” only now she also wrangles Dogster’s social media. That’s why she wants you to follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and — her personal favorite — Instagram. See ya there!

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