Did you have a nice Fourth of July?
Let’s see, the Fourth of July. Is that day where you humans like to make things explode and drink so much beer your white socks and flip-flops seem to make sense?
No Ed, I did not. I went to a BBQ (not that anyone could spare a hot dog!) and spent the entire time hiding in the bushes. Mostly it was to escape the earth-shaking KABOOMS! But it was also to spare myself from having to see another grown man crush a can on his head while chanting “USA! USA!”
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good party. I’m sure I could knock back a Jell-O shot like nobody’s business (if they actually let me)! But any holiday that includes pyrotechnics is not GiGi approved!
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