While you’re busy sipping champagne (which is full of calories) this New Year’s eve, you might be promising yourself that this year is gonna be the one when you finally drop those final pesky pounds. But you’ll worry about that officially on January 1 — until then the calories don’t count as long as you’re thinking of getting rid of them and how much it will cost to sign up for that gym membership.
And then there’s that moment when you’re all, “Fluff it. Maybe in 2015.” And you have another glass of champagne.
Just like these dogs. Here are 10 New Year’s resolutions that never had a chance:
“But why should these few scraps go to waste?”
“But how else will I bury this in the yard?”
“But it’s so much fun!”
“But what good does only one slipper do you? Might as well eat the other one.”
“But I’m not overcompensating for something — I swear!”
“But size doesn’t matter!”
“But cat poop is so delicious!”
“But I know I saw it somewhere around here.”
“But it makes my skin break out!”
What resolutions have you already made? (And broken?)
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