My name is GiGi, I live on the second floor. I don't live upstairs from you, but I betcha think you've seen me before. I enjoy long scattered walks on the beach, playing tug of war and treats, treats, treats!

I'm a foodie without discerning taste. I'm wise beyond my years and between my ears. I love people but marvel at the the things they take so seriously. Life is fun and full of treats -- all you gotta do is ask!

Full Name (Including Embarrassing Second Names): No middle name, but my street name is "G to da dubba dubba G."

Age: Old enough to know more than you.

Location: About town

Where You Can Stalk Me on the Internet: Dogster!

What I Do for a Living: Shock and awe

What I Do for Fun: Pop the eyes out of anything stuffed

The Furry Members of My Household Are: Me, me, meeeee

My Favorite Things to Write About Are: Political unrest, historical dissertations, and celebrity baby bumps.

My Pet Peeve Is: Humans who are stingy with the treats; humans who clip their nails on buses

My Guilty Pleasures Are: Bacon!, Extensive self-cleaning and cat taunting

How I Deal with Dog Hair: Deep conditioning with a spritz of antifrizz spray

What I Want to Be When I Grow Up: In charge of the treats!

Stories by GiGi