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Thought This Was Cute... After working at a grooming shop and hearing "WHY does it cost SO much?!"

10 reasons your dog's haircut costs more than yours! :) Enjoy!

10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.

9. You don't go for 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair.

8. Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim.

7. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.

6. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean boogies from your eyes.

5. You sit still for your hairdresser.

4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.

3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.

2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser. (I hope not anyway).

And the Number 1 reason your dog's haircut costs more than yours....

1. The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is
extremely slim.


Asked by Boomer on May 5th 2009 in Professional Grooming
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Bandit

That is to CUTE! You should post this in the forums so more people read it.


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Xena

That is so cute and so true. And if it were talking about my girls groomer you'd have to add bath her and her sister together in the same tub so they won't cry.


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♥Rosie♥

BOL!!! So true! Post this one the forums page and we can tell you some funny groomer stories!
See ya! ~ Rosie


♥Rosie♥ answered on 5/5/09. Helpful? Yes/Helpful: No 0 Report this answer


Chloe

That's awesome! Thanks for sharing.


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Burkett's Cookies 'n' Creme

XD


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Packer

i stole this and put it on a myspace bulletin..love it!


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Ashton Garrett

this was way toooo kewt! oh, and don't forget cutting the excessive hair between their pads when a dog won't let you!


Ashton Garrett answered on 5/27/09. Helpful? Yes/Helpful: No 0 Report this answer


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