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Likes: Hunting vermin...whether we like it or not, doing the gator in a pile of stink (any icky scent will do,) showing other dogs who the boss is, going bye-bye!
Pet-Peeves: Naughty cats and squirrels in his yard, other dogs sniffing his hinder,Izzy going bye-bye car without him, too much cuddling not on his terms, getting his ears cleaned, his teeth brushed, or a face bath.
Favorite Toy: His sister's paws...he loves to chew on them. He's particularly fond of something we call piggie wizzles (why do we call it that? Trust us it's better than what it's really called.)
Favorite Food: All of them...really. Anything left over after Mom & Dad are done eating is the best though.
Favorite Walk: The elementary school soccer field or the docks at Lost Lake in Mound
Best Tricks: Tricks? Tricks are beneath his dignity. If a treat is offered, he may raise his paw to you, but grudgingly. He will, however, follow basic obedience commands.
Arrival Story: When I was a little girl, we had 3 little Scottie girls and my Grandma collected Scotties. So for Christmas in 2001, I'd begged my husband for a little Scottie pup of my own. I knew he didn't get me one, so when my Dad arrived to celebrate the holiday on Christmas Eve, I was bemoaning the fact that there would be no Scottie that year. About five minutes later, Dad said "Let's open one present early!" He gave me a bag to open that contained the framed registration papers for one Black Male Scottie pup. The whole family raced down the stairs and out to the car, where little Earnest George Bailey (named after Jimmy Stewart's character in It's a Wonderful Life) was curled up in a little ball, fast asleep.
Bio: Since my previous experience had been with all female Scotties, I was a bit disappointed to find out I was getting a little boy. NOW, I can't even begin imagine how dull it would be to have a docile lap dog instead of MR. PERSONALITY. Not that a male Scottie can't be a challenge. Ernie is large and in charge. He's officially 13 pounds over breed standard, but a gorgeous Scottie nonetheless. While Ernie loves all humans and adores small children, he has some, shall we say, "ALPHA issues," with other animals. Ernie is an expert manipulator,very charming. He epitomizes the spirit of the stubborn and proud Scottie. In fact, if Ernie is unhappy or doesn't want to do something, he has been known to talk back to us, by protesting with a petulant "WOO, WOO, WOO" that he only uses when he's letting us know he is not happy with our request, but will comply because we're in charge of the food.
Forums Motto: Hakuna Matata
The Groups I'm In: "DOGSTERHOLICS", ★PLANET PAWLLYWOOD★, ★Outdoor World★, ♥♥FURBALLS & FRIENDS♥♥, ♦♦Hyper Pups N Cats♦♦, ♥♥♥Love of Pups N Cats♥♥♥, • DOGGIE CONNECTION • , ♪ THE BEST LIL' DOGHOUSE IN DOGSTER♪, ♥All Fur Fun♥, A Merry Christmas Dogsters & Catsters "MCDC", Creative Art Studio, Fancypants Cafe, Fur Frenzy, ~*Dog Park PlayGround and Pawty Place*~, D.A.M.N! - Dogs Against Maternal Neurosis!, For The Love of Every Dog, P*I*F (Paw it Forward), Pawsome Pages, Schnauzers Rule, Scottish Terriers, Second Bananas Unite!, Top Terriers, Wheelie Boy Babybear's Birthday Bash, Zealie Lotto, ~~Your Key To Happiness Cruise Lines~~, ~~~*♥Dog Park USA♥*~~~
OMD! So much goins on during howlidays that Ernie G. can barely get seckertery to sit her hinder down in chair to type.
Furst thing furst! It are beginning to look a lot like Christmas! OMD. Mama could not wait, no matter how hard she tried, to put up mine & Izzy's new Christmas pages that Isabella Blu Heart maded for us. Isabella is the chief background maker at Creative Art Studio, a pawesome group where you can go to request speshull picfurs and backgrounds for your pages. The link is in my groups secshun. We thinks she do wonderfur works of capshurring our personalitease.
Did you see Izzy's M&Ms in her design? BOL. Evfurrydoggie knows Izzy can't resists the M&Ms.
The othfur day when Mama come home from work there were package waiting from Porto Reecoh! Porto Reecoh! Mama acted like it were for her! She dancie around the house like crazy woman she is. "Loookee, lookee! We got a prezzie from Porto Reecoh! We ain't nevfur gotted nuthin from the Porto Reecoh before!"
Ernie said, "Skooz me Mama, but that package from the Porto Reecoh be for addressed to Ernie George & Izzy Bisson, Not BIG MAMA BISSON!"
Her get so excited about Dogster cause we make furriends all ovfur the worlds and sometimes Ernie gotta remind her they is OUR FURRIENDS, and we just shares them with her sometimes. Mama so bizzee she did not get chance to change camera batteries...but OMD our wonderful BeeGull furriend, the beeyootifull Lucy sended to us an IMPORTED FROM THE PORTO RICOH SKUNK AND BUZZARD! Real PORTO RICOH WILD LIFES! Wooohoooo! Thank you so much Lucy. We love you and are so gratefur to Dogster for helping us make wonderfur furriends from all ovfur the places!
Also, for those keeping track of Mama's acksidents and mishappeners, last night she came home from cavorting with strange dogs and smooshy face cats at a party and her eyes was swolled up to twice them's normal sizes! Apparently The DIVINE JUSTICE FATES were punishing Mama for her indiscreet behayveeors making kissy faces with old Smooshy Face the cat and she had ALLERGICK REACSHUN!
OMD how Ernie wuffs him some weekends and howlidays.
We beeneded so busy.
It's the beginning of Pee-Pee Pot seasons. Yesterday were the day where Mama & Daddy put out speshul festive pots of the holiday greenery in honor of the coming Chrissymess and also Ernie George being so terrierific.
The Tradition of the Pee-Pee-Pots hearkens back to when Ernie George were just a little baby pup and Mama furst put out the fragrant pot o' spruce tips, gigantickle pinecones, pine boughs, and red dogwood branches. They were just beeyoooteous and Mama said we put them out on the front step and by the garage to say Happy Howlydays to guests and passersbyebye.
Ernie wuff to greet passersbyebye, and I let NO ONE passer by my house without greeting them with a hearty ROOOOROOOROOOROOOO!
But Ernie also felted that the pots must offer up a distinktive greetings for visitors so they be knowing who's house they be coming to visits.
So after giving each Sprucie Pot a thorough sniffing and ensurering that each branch is appropriaterly tweeked and fluffed, I lift my leg and christen each and evfurry ones of them. And that's how anothfur howlyday tradishun was born! The Marking of the Pee Pee Pots is Ernie George's vershun of placing the star atop the tree!
Today also marks the beginning of Zaidie Gras, a weeklong celebrayshun of all things Zaidie (like MEAT!) Today is my little buddy Zaidie from Canadie's SECOND BARKDAY, and like Ernie G. before him, that cute little Westie has also been chosen Schnauzer of the Week at Schnauzers Rule. WooooHOOOOOO! We wuff you Zaidie.
I don't know about Izzy, but pawsonally, I am wuffing her $70 a bag liver food.
Ernie G. gonna have healthiest liver in ooniverses!
Mmmmmmm, doggies! Good stuff! Good stuff.
I don't know why Mama gotta keep yelling at me not to eat Izzy's food.
Don't she want me to be healthy, too?
NOTE FROM MOM: How in tarnation do you feed dogs who have always had free and constant access to their food bowls, 2 different foods? They don't eat when we put the food down in front of them and watch them. The minute we turn our backs they switch bowls and eat eachothers' foods. We even tried reverse psychology, and switched their bowls, but just ended up confusing ourselves.
We tried gating Izzy off in the kitchen with her food, but she's used to eating when she wants to. She does not eat on command! I guess we're just going to the poor house...atleast until hopefully Izzy's liver improves. Such is life in the big city, I guess
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